Give me a reason not to start going to night school for law enforcement

>>128020782
You wont be killing any niggers
And cartel might put a bounty on your head unless that only happens in movies then carry on

>>128020922
It's more a matter of getting murdered as a matter of convenience during a border infiltration or being a crooked agent or some shit. There are a few documentaries about patrolmen and it seems like either a pain in the ass or a real good time.

>>128021454
I say up and at em then because if god made borders of cragged mountains and cascading seas it is your duty as a child of this earth to uphold natural are man made ones because this is part of gods design

>>128021822
Are you on a business trip or the Peace Corps or what, man? Or are you a mysterious literate african?

>>128022082
Nah im blowing my trust fund money at a resort in the south im a half blackie leaf

>>128022376
Sounds like a good time

>>128022376
Well shit man, go on a hike or do some illicit narcotics or something, don't be hanging out on /pol/.

>>128022376
you will make a fine addition to my collection.

>>128022632
Wherever i go i must shitpost but yeah hike sounds good but its 8 already so i think im gonna larp as a ooga booga till i pass out

>>128020782
Because you won't actually do all that shit, chances are you'll start off at the bottom of the totem pole driving a truck around the same stretch of fence and deal with 4'11 dehydrated illegals for months, maybe even years, while having to deal with chain of command bullshit. I was about to go Border Patrol like this too but I decided to go to school first so I can at least start off on a higher pay grade

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>>128023268
So? Expect life to make you a General after enlisting? Stop watching your Kind of War-movies. Besides there is something about being a simple Part of the Force.

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>>128023268
Scumming around the bottom rung on the border in Arizona and scumming around the bottom rung at a hardware rental company sounds fine to me, man. I'm already used to dealing with mexicans all day.