Women have to be told not to put bees in their vagina Apparently

>>127994433
I bet it was one lone /pol/ack that memed his degenerate fetish into a global health trend because he couldn't find any videos of it to masturbate to.

>>127994433
>Functional adults in our modern society have no moral objections to writing these stories.

Proof of the end days.

Bees are fine up there, the warning is against wasps, completely different.

Is it just the nest or the wasps too?

>>127994433
W A S P E D

Also, fuck the English language
>It's easy to say deers
>But the plural of deer is deer
>It's easy to say fishes
>But the plural of fish is fish
>It's hard to say wasps
>Fuck you, the plural of wasp is wasps anyway

>>127994433

Okay, but can I still shove beehives up my ass? Thats still cool yeah?

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>>127994433
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, all those Muslim circumcised vaginas need wasps to feel a thing.

>>127994742
Bullshit but I believe it.

>>127995085
Sorry paco
You know if you live in L.A. you don't actually have to speak English right

Women are so vile these days and literally will shove anything up their pussies but your virgin dick.
Think about that.

>>127994433
Why are toasties so retarded?

BUZZ - INGA

amirite, fellow big bangbros?

>>127994433
this has to be a troll from someone here....which one of you bastards did this?

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>>127995356
Is it wrong I want to fuck this chick out of an overwhelming feeling of pity

>>127995085
What the fuck is wrong with your mouth? -sps is easy to pronounce.

>>127994433
Find me video evidence of thus 'trend'.

Purely for research purposes.

>>127994433
Did some research, heres what I found

They arent putting literal live wasps up their cooters, theyre using "an herbal remedy" made from ground up wasp nests as a vaginal tightener. I guess the stuff (((supposedly))) makes the vagina a bit dryer and tightens up connective tissues.

Its still stupid as fuck, has no proof that it actually works, and is just more all around stupid bullshit but its not the craziest bit of homeopathy I've witnessed.

In Mongolia I witnessed women using that cupping bullshit in conjunction with razor-blade cuts to pull off "bad" blood. I guess a lot of women get crazy infections in asia from such practices and it spreads STDS all over.

In india theres a bunch of people who think you need to drink some cow-shit based concoction to prevent your body from quote "losing too much semen and shriveling your penis off." So somewhere on the planet guys are chugging cow-shit milkshakes utterly convinced that if they dont their dicks will fall off.

>>127995085
It's not hard to say if English is your first language, Paco

so now we not only have to prevent women from racemiing, but also speciesmixing. this damned timeline is a two edged sword...

>>127995085
shut up jose

go fuck some oxen

>>127995990
Are a miss competition judge?

>>127995749
Kys

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>>127996060
I know what, let's invite millions of third worldwide to live on our countries, what could possibly go wrong?

>>127996060

>So somewhere on the planet guys are chugging cow-shit milkshakes utterly convinced that if they dont their dicks will fall off.

Remind me of those Africans who blow air up cows asses so it produce better milk.

>>127996231
Just a simple burger

>>127995085
It's not hard to pronounce fuzzity buzzity sharp bottoms

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U mad white boi?

Any videos?

>>127994433
>old whores with loose cooches want to tighten them up
>not memeing this or something worse as a way to punish roasties

Come on, goys

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I guess it really is more likely than I thought.

daily star....................................

>>127996304
Idk man, im american, adopting the human race's problem children is kinda you european's gig.

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>>127994433
>"Health trend"
Why white wymin are like this?

>>127996399
Kek

>>127995240
Kek

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>>127996060
I swear women are retarded. If you want a tighter pussy go buy a kegal weight and do some fucking kegals. My wife's pussy is noticeable tighter after a couple of weeks of daily kegals.

>>127996391
underrated post

>>127995577
>>127996001
>>127996088
>>127996201
It makes you sound like a faggot with a lisp

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>>127996625
Whatever you say chief

>>127994433
The Star is a tabloid rag. Nothing in it is ever true.

>>127996790
that is true, as well as others should just stop opening their legs whenever they get blackout drunk every weekend

>>127997020
ok mr ethteban

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>>127995633
>tfw those digits and that statement

>>127996060
>So somewhere on the planet guys are chugging cow-shit milkshakes utterly convinced that if they dont their dicks will fall off.
Well if they still have dicks I guess it's working, right?

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>>127994742

I've heard of a honeypot before but this is absurd

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>>127995356

is that harambe?

>>127995062

B U Z Z E D
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>>127994433
>>>/z/
>tfw

>>127996391
good post

>>127997032
Im from montana m8. I legitimatley havent seen so many muslims since I was in Afghanistan. Yesterday some little mud-baby ran up with a toy gun, pointed it in my face and screamed something in arabic in full view of the polizei and the FUCKING POLICE turned red and made an exit to avoid having to deal with it.

Earlier this week my wife called the police to complain about the syrian beating his wife in broad daylight across the street and they showed up to yell at her for calling them about it.

The memes about europe are totally true, im pretty much witnessing it every day here.

>>127994433
First wasps are not bees
Second clickbait

A wasp can keep stinging where as a bee dies after it stings.

>Daily Star

I'm going to go out on a whim and say this is probably a British tabloid that deals in the clickbait industry. In other words, wasps in your vagina almost certainly isn't happening anywhere and this is clickbait.

Just quality anglo journalism again.

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suddenly Buzzfeed becomes a completly new meaning

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>I am the Pain! I shall send you to a world of anguish beyond your imagination! Let's get started!

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>>127994433
Shit this brings me back

>>127996790
Sounds more like her boyfriend lost interest

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>>127997607
I know all about the Muslim scourge m80, i live it britbongistan after all, what you seemed to be saying was that America is unaffected by demographic shift which is obviously not true, you just have wogs and beaners instead of mudpeople.

I too have experienced first hand the reluctance of police to deal with ethnics and their shitty behaviour.

>>127994433
ITS HIP TO FUCK
BEES
E
E
S

>>127997780
Kinda like cracked.com's "5 bizarre trends around the world!!!!" Articles where one guy from japan did a thing so suddenly the article is claiming its the hot new trend in said country.

(DID YOU KNOW THE RUSSIANS ARE CRAZY ABOUT IMPERSONATING ELVIS???!! LOOK AT THESE 3 PHOTOS OF 2 DUDES IN RUSSIA DOING IT THAT PROVE EVERYONE THERE DOES IT ALL THE TIME!)

>>127998096
Our nig population has remained consistent percentage wise for decades m8. It's spics that are replacing us.

>>127994433
Oh, so when a woman puts a bee nest in her cunt it's fine but when a man fucks a dog it's animal abuse... ok...

>>127997964
and here I thought all of the_donald were virgins.

>>127994433

Bees and wasps are not the same. Fortunately, women can still put bees into their vaginas, so I still have a source of fresh honey.

>>127994433
SSHHH DELETE THIS THREAD
IT'S ONE OF OUR FUNNIEST OPS THAT'S BEEN BUBBLING AWAY FOR A WHILE

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>>127998507
Leaf post best post?

>>127994742
probably australian

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>>127998613
No, never.

What's the buzz? Amirite?

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>>127994433
We did it Reddit.

>>127997822

Underrated.

>>127998096
I will admit, I live dead center of the 98.9% white "american redoubt" in the pacific northwest so im probably isolated from the worst of it. Im sure the coasts are a lot different than Montana in those regards.

In Montana police have a near hilarious degree of leeway in how they interpret and enforce the law. Having cops who are essentially just mall-security blows my mind. You call them here in germany and some guy in tactical gear with an MP-5 sub-machinegun turns red in the face, gets embarassed, and essentially mumbles and klutzes his way out without addressing the problem. Fucking stupid.

I was a Marine Infantryman, my expierince is that when you got the guns you make the rules. Here if you got the brown skin you make the rules. Also the "soldiers at public events" thing is retarded. I used to do grut shit, I can tell the difference between loaded and unloaded weapons.

Buncha guys wandering around with grimly determined faces and empty rifles and all these krauts go "mein gott! Vee are soo secure!"

Uh huh. Is that ehy his open ejection port is showing me an empty mag when he walks by? Hes in just as much shit as the rest of us if abdul shows up with a real loaded gun.

>>127998334
Wait till trump bans abortions and the pill, your wog percentage will skyrocket and we'll have to change the 56% meme weekly.

>>127995356

I think we can agree that the West is full retard.

>>127994742
Is this a confession, anon?

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>>127994433
>A FUCKING WASP GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU

>>127996501
top kek

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