First gaijin I see in many years. He is stopped with police.

>>127984719
Japanese people can't speak english.
Fucking weeb learn to hold your phone straigt.

>>127984719
That is a nigger, Nip. No shit he's a criminal

>>127984873
Wrong. Gaijin cannot speak Japanese. English is simple language for simple brains. Nothing to learn compared to Japanese.

I'm sorry we kept them in America.

>>127984950
What is this word means, "nigger"?

>>127985014
okay mike you can stop pretending to be japanese now

>>127985014

now you're making it too obvious.

>>127984873
Phone is crooked because I didn't want criminal to see me take picture.

>>127984719
Say it with me now, You northern island gook.

>nigguru

>>127985014
>Jap kids learn English in school
>Anglo kids don't learn Jap in school

Hee hee!

>>127985014
Your japanese must be fucking nonexistent if this is your jap typing english impression

>>127985186
Why every time I post here do accusations of English teaching marine hurl at me?

>>127985014
>English is simple language for simple brains
>>127985079
>doesn't know a basic word

You have dishonoured your prefecture with your attempt at English. You must restore face and save your family name. Kill yourself, Mishama style.

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>>127985269

oh fuck, that made me spill my coffee.

>>127984719
Who read this in a Japanese voice?

>>127985210
Post pics of your little sister

>>127985315
Shut up Johnny-sensei.

>>127984719
ching chong wing wong me no rikey

>>127985374
>dishinoured your prefecture
Nice one

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>>127985327

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>>127985409
This.

>>127985079
Oh boy

You're in for a ride, Takashi

>>127985079
The breaker of civilization

>>127984719
why is every oriental trying to speak english impression always sound like a ching chong i eat dog stereotype

>>127985409
No posting images for outsiders devalues worth of person to own circle.

>>127985079
Basically they're America's Koreans.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtdupS0gRt0

>>127985397
read all his posts in jap voice. moshi moshi arigato

>>127985079
A fully grown niglet

>>127985629
Come on show us your onee-chan, here in the West it is good etiquette to show one's sister off to your interlocutor, as a mark of respect
If you don't you must seppuku to repair your honir

>>127984719
Don't you have an English class to teach? Zero actual Japs post on 4chan. I mean why would they when they can just shitpost on 2ch?

>>127985578
You mean black gaijin. Yes he is black. What is difference?

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>>127984719

Come to my country and say that to my face you nebbish pencil-dicked hikkiko.

>>127985899
You mean what's the difference between blacks and whites ?

>>127985899
>What is difference?

Spoken like someone who's never been around niggers before.

>>127985953
Yes. Aren't they same save skin color?

>fake nip
>can't properly utilize technology

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>>127985899
Oh boy

>>127985014
nigger = black person
It is a very offensive word. Black people will try to kill you if they hear you say this word

Larper.
He's not jap.

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>>127984719
それは黒人だ。犯罪は期待するて。wwww

>>127986031
Who would try to kill over a word??? Are they these "niggers" crazy?

>>127985014
Any linguist would tell you differently.
English is far more complex a language to learn than Japanese in every sense.

>>127986010
And I thought Japs were a bunch of suicidal and depressive salarymen with no sense of humor

日本のネトウヨと欧米のオルタナ右翼になかよくなってほしい

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>>127986324
Definitely a larper but still fucking hilarious.

>>127984719
Foreigners turned Japan into a functioning western society if it wasn't for foreigners Japan would still be a cesspool of poverty and war

>>127985526
that's pretty poetic

>>127986176
>>127986411
Even if pretending 4chan is not live action.

>>127986292
I am not any weeb.

>>127986412
lol

You're not actually japanese you LARPer

>>127984719
>Shorts and singlet is for slobs
Fuck up cunt
Not everyone wears a suit to go sleep on a bamboo mat you mong

>>127986412
The foreigner in that picture is a nigger, he has every right to complain.

>>127985079
A monkey that wears clothing

>>127986586
OPEN THE CONTRY.
STOP HAVING IT BE CLOSED.

>>127986628
OK for argument say I am weeabo. What are odds white gaijin Johnny-sensei sees other pig foreigner in Japan arrested and take picture and post here? Very low.

>>127986849
Congrats Mr. Sato on winning the race.

>>127986849
You can easily find Nigerians around Tokyo.

>>127986845
I must humbly decline and offer sincere apology.

>>127986849
i would lol

>>127984719
Nice haiku, jappie chan. Now get back to work.

>>127985014
Nuke them again

>>127986849
俺も外人だけど他の外人は基本的にいやだ
めずらしくもないことだよ

>>127985014
Your county learns English but not about your past war crimes huh, 2 nukes wasn't enough

>>127984719
Shame him. Ask the police if you can hit him with the baton.

>>127986849
konbanwa Ken-sama, anatawa nigger des.

>>127987174
"I am a foreigner but basically I do not like other foreigners
It's unusual"

According to google trans

>>127985079
someone whose profession is to nig

>>127985079
It means a person that has black color skin, we use it all the time here

>>127986849
That's actually a good argument
Op is a legit gook alright

>>127987465
>nigger
>job
Pick one, kek

>>127986849
Fuck that's a good argument

Would you seppuku if you had to?

I never understood why anyone would want to visit a tiny island full of angry short dick virgins.
Weebs truly are cancer. Hope they throw him into the ocean.

>>127987529
they can't have both so they are either or

English teachers larping as Japs will be the first to go on day of the rope.

motherfuck-foreigners

English teacher here AMA.

Won't answer questions regarding individuals and my specific BoE

>>127987631
Well they had a pretty interesting culture until you burgers suddenly speged out and nuked their civilians
They have been degenerate ever since

>>127987851
*sperged

>>127985014
t. Ken-sama

>>127987851
This.

NEVER NUKE A COUNTRY TWICE

>>127987843
How often do you get stopped by gaijin hunters?

>>127987357
Last line should read, 'it's not unusual'. Google is getting better though

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>>127984719
Faasuto gaijin aisee im mamy yeaa~
Fe issu sutoppudo witsu poritsu
Oobiusuru kuraimu
Jabbaling im Engrish rike hooru
Weru gorudo chyenu
Duresudo im shatu ando sureburusu shaato rike surobu
Zisu issu waaku naito
Jisugasutingu kuriminaru gaijin desu

>>127988092

I'm in a long term relationship. As for being approached? Fairly often. I'm 6'3 and physically very fit. Lift six days a week and a nidan at judo so I consider myself above the average gaijin. That being said, my uglier friends seem to have no trouble either. It's simply a matter of going out and finding them.

>>127984719
>japanon
>potato camera
I thought you guys could technology

>>127984719
No one wants to live in your auicidal shithole

>>127987843
How many children have you molested since arriving?

>>127985079
Its what you call black people if you want to be polite to them. It means ''my good sir'' in Zimbabwean

How is this dude larping? U can see japense writing on the sign in the pic

>>127988726

Zero, you sick fuck.

>>127988092
Is that what the Japanese call coal burning? Although I guess it would be more like candle burning, I guess.

>>127987851
>flag
>implying you're not into japan because your childhood was saint seiya and dbz on club dorothee

Difference betwen white gaijin and nigger gaijin, please.

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>it's an airforce nigger pretending to be Japanese and shitniggers actually fall for it thread

>>127985079
Kek nigger was a word used by slave owners as a label for black people. Blacks allowed themselves to be slaved and sold each other into slavery from Africa. (They like to ignore this reality) that out of all the races to be slaved they are the only ones who really didn't free themselves of their shackles. And so the word nigger strikes down to the very core of a black person. It's practically the word with the most negative connotations in the world when used by a white against black. Because 300 years of being shit cunts and being aware of being shit gets flooded back in a breath of a second when one simple world is uttered and the word is nigger.

Funnily enough nearly every word used to label black people ends up being outlawed from common speech. Because ultimately a word attached to them will become a negative word. Because they haven't sorted their shit out.

Funny thing is I don't think I'm being racist here just honest.

>>127988829
I'm not the one who based their career choice on fetishism. Don't lie, we all know what degenerates like you are really there for.

>>127984719
I visit Japan often through an ESL company. The company basically pimps me out to my adult students. I was sent for a week the first time then requested by the company to go for 3 week visits every 6 months. I swim in Japanese pussy. I gotta say, thank you and the rest of the Japanese men for not knowing how to interact with women, and for neglecting them because they are pleading for attention, for affection, and for hardcore pounding. Seriously. Thank you.

>>127984719
>it's a nigger

kek.

>>127989153

You're mistaking a few years overseas doing a fun job as a "career choice".

>>127988908
Not sure about that. I heard of it in more of the sense of people specifically looking for foreigners to try to test their English, ask tons of questions or some other annoyance.

>>127989283
What other kinds of jobs carry the risk of getting kancho'd though? Is getting kancho'd fun?

>>127989432

You get used to it. I and the other teachers I work with simply don't even react to getting kancho'd. They miss 90% of the time anyway and end up striking a buttcheek anyway.

>OP mad his gf got BLEACHED
>>/asianmasculinity/

>>127989580
Did they put you through training first where someone came at you with their kancho-hands and you had to run around and dodge the strikes?

>>127986849
There's a whole area of Tokyo for arresting foreigners. It's called Roppongi. The cops sit outside known drug selling places and search everyone. The best is when the person tries to run. It would not surprise me at all if the whole thing is a sting and it is the police selling the drugs to nail foreigner druggies.

>>127989004
I ain't that old grandpa, my first anime Narufag desu

>>127989920

No but that' would be fun, might do that at orientation next year.

>>127989058
>Being this daft
It's not some secret pol codeword. Every single person in japan knows what nigger means.

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>>127985079
Lurk more, you might learn something.

>>127984719
Why do Japanese buildings look like inside-out bathrooms with all the tiles and shit?

>>127990237
Just looked up Kancho on wikipedo

your students are trying to surprise-buttsex you with their fingers, yes ?

>>127990264
Good opportunity to right a paragraph on nigger not gonna turn that down am I.

>>127985079
fuck off with your proxy fag larping.
anyone that fails to sage is a newfag

>>127985079
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jZr91tV_K4M

>>127984719
> Wears gold chain.
Death sentence

What do u mean first one u see in years

They be loitering in harajuku preying on young girls

>>127990654
It was a good read I especially liked
>nearly every word used to label black people ends up being outlawed from common speech. Because ultimately a word attached to them will become a negative word.
A++ will paraphrase and use again

>>127985079

A monkey

>>127990536
If you're going to teach Engrish in Most Holy Nihon, you need to know what Kancho means.

>>127985079

its the nickname of the atomic bomb we dropped on yall