>makes strikingly bad typo that a couple people mock him for
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>forces Sean Spicer to walk out on stage and shamefully stutter out the words "T-t-the President and a select few know what it means"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir9Ao4h2faY&feature=youtu.be
This is so fucking cringe how the fuck can /pol/ keep ignoring this? Anyone with a modicum of willpower would just ignore it all and let it pass instead of perpetuating a covfefe meme
>inb4 actually implying the most shameless President of the United fucking States needs a "codeword" to talk to anyone about anything, on Twitter of all places
>>127941534
Weeeee goes the slippery slide.
>>127941534
>This is so fucking cringe how the fuck can /pol/ keep ignoring this
Did you not see the 30 other threads about this stupid fucking word?
>>127941789
what did he mean by this
>>127942032
i think he meant that op is an ugly loser
I'm glad shillary lost.
But Trump is getting to be like the CWC of presidents.
He simply cannot let shit like this go for some reason.
>The president would just like to let everybody know that all the dang dirty trolls are causing him further stress and to stop with the lies I KNOW WHAT COVEFEFE MEANS DANG IT
At this point, somebody should just claim to be the REAL president Donald Trump and see how long he fights the guy for.
Or maybe pretend that Don Jr. is the president and see if he gets mad.
>>127941534
>Sean being a bumbling clown
Wow, I would've never guessed. Trump needs to fire that moron and hire a competent press secretary desu
>>127942008
Theres like 1 or 2 threads in the whole fucking catalogue and this is prime shitpost material being ignored
don't be a faggot.
hillary lost. bernie lost. gary lost. stein lost.
your butthurt is amusing. it will always be amusing. also saged cuz you literally ride nigger dick to work and there's 50 threads about covfefe already
>>127941534
Trump's incapable of letting any mockery of himself go. It's part of why he's consistently stuffed his foot into his mouth during the Russia stuff. There's nothing there but he's constantly doing shady shit because how dare they imply I didn't win bigly.
His message was well received world wide by a small group of White Hats waiting for his signal. It is an ancient language word meaning Apocalypse or Revelation. To reveal. Time for Disclosure. If you don't know what that means you have not been doing your homework. Hint: Time to pray. Think about your soul. If you are evil time to examine that in your life. Humanity needs to come together in love now more than ever. if you can't see the ravages of Satan all around you it is because you are blind. Time to wake up and open your eyes.
>>127941534
it's clearly a troll and retards are falling for it.
>>127941534
cognitive dissonance
>>127942353
New rules. Read them. Stfu.
>>127942637
You should be well prepared to live in a Satanic apocalyptic wasteland since you already live in Leaf Land which is basically the same thing except that Hell has shorter lines at the doctors office
>the media makes fun of trump
>every little thing he does is BREAKING NEWS
>people get mad that the media focuses on stupid things and not real issues, for example the 2 scoopsgate
>yet people get mad when Trump calls the MSM on their bs
Mmmmmm
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
>>127941534
What word was covfefe meant to be? Coverage?
COVFEFE = Trump's FISA alias prior to unmasking. Message to Rice & Co. who were subpoenaed by the HIC today.
>>127943230
>https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
are you saying he learned it from the saudis? that's actually pretty funny.
>>127943070
>trump turns nonstories into breaking news by shitposting about them until they reach critical mass
YES SHILLS YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
>>127943230
when you flip the languages the arabic word changes
0/10 back to T_D
This is now a #Pizzagate thread
>>127943458
proofs?
>>127941534
Yes, surely THIS TIME Trump made a scene for no reason and not to distract the idiotic media from what he is actually doing.
>>127943458
dang
>>127943356
What the fuck else would it be with the context of the other words?
>>127943356
Solfege
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solf%C3%A8ge
Clinton
Ordered
Vince
Foster
Execution
Falsified
Evidence
>>127941534
>>127943660
It was meant to be covfefe. Nothing else.
>>127942558
"SHILLARY LOST ARE YOU LE BOOTY BLASTED LIBKEKS"
keep having your head up your rear end while your false god keeps being an incompetent golf-playing narcissist who doesn't bother reading security briefings unless they have pictures, has such an impossibly huge ego that he tries to pretend that he didn't make a dumb typo by sending out his yes man Spicer to say it was "intentional", is sinking into depression and gaining weight because being president is hard and he's not getting his ego stroked like he wants, I can go on
THE
PIZZA
IS
KIDS
>>127941534
>>forces Sean Spicer to walk out on stage and shamefully stutter out the words "T-t-the President and a select few know what it means"
this shit is comedy gold, I want Trump's entire cabinet to sound like pootie tang in 7 years
>>127942908
Go back to plebbit you walking vagina.
>>127942353
Bullshit there's at least 10 you faggot this is retarded, barely politics if not just trivial news gossip
Its a codeword to activate the right wing death squads
>>127944122
go on. I wanna see how much you shart at night knowing your life is a failure and the one thing that your life had a say in did nothing to change the outcome and succumb your nerd virgin tears of cuckoldry.
>>127943941
>HE'S NOT AN AUTISTIC MAN-CHILD WHO BLOWS UP OVER A TYPO HE'S JUST TROLLING SEE GOTCHA LYING MEDIA
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
>>127944778
>>127944778
aww is wittle baby sad?
>>127941534
>>forces Sean Spicer to walk out on stage and
Imploding he didn't have that zinger loaded up and ready to go specifically because people would ask him about a fuckin' typo.
>>127941534
he means we should gas every single covfefe and exterminate the covfefe once and for all. call it the final solution, sounds good.
>>127944252
just listen to the fucking desperation in his voice as he tries to gain control of this shitshow. You can hear the moment he realizes he's lost control of his life
>>127941534
>being so autistic you don't understand when something is a joke
>>127941534
Oh well if it made you cringe then I guess maybe I will change my mind.
>>127945387
>being so retarded you think this is a joke
>>127941534
>cringe
>focusing on shit that doesn't matter
your leddit is showing
>>127941534
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe%27fe
But covfefe means "i will stand up" in romanized arabic.
>>127945523
I guess the "reporters burst into laughter" at a not joke.
>>127941534
Well hello there ShariaBlue, how are you this fine evening?
>>127945628
You can laugh at something retarded and have it not be a joke
Especially given that Trump doubled down on the covfefe being a real thing
>>127944252
It would be funny, if it was true. Unfortunately, a reporter specifically asked what cavfefe meant.
>>127943458
Best timeline
>>127946312
>Especially given that Trump doubled down on the covfefe being a real thing
Being so autistic you think that's what is happening here. He's making fun of you retards that think covfefe is something other than a typo.
>>127941534
COV FE'FE MEANS "I WILL STAND UP" IN ARABIC. YOU FUCKING LOSER. YOU'LL NEVER WIN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>127941534
Shitposter in chief
>>127941534
kek
grasping at straws, huh?
>>127946779
nobody thinks that you fucking moron read the thread before you post
>>127941534
>trump fucks upna tweet
>people freak out
>he decides to fuck around with it
Never get into a mud fight with a full you fucking retarded fags
How did we ever lose t the left they are abohrently stupid.
>and for the ten thousandth time this has nothing to do with Trump it never did the only peole wrapped up in his cult of personality is the rabid left
>>127947042
Don't take it out on me man, take it out on your mom, she shouldn't have drank.
>>127941534
I will stand up
>>127946945
>guy makes a typo and can't admit it is a wild grasping a straws conclusion to draw
>>127947105
They wouldn't cover up a typo ffs
I'm sure we'll find out what it means soon
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p i z z a
i s
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>>127942220
>Trump is getting to be like the CWC of presidents
Sir, step away from the hyperbole.
>>127944122
>I'll just spout everything that the mainstream news tells me is true
>That'll show them!
Where do you think we are?
>>127947233
yes i would say you're grasping at straws if you're going to be making tabloids on msm about a sperg collection of letters on twitter that some intern wrote.
make real arguments against trump, there's plenty of things to criticize him about
>>127947348
>this much damage control
>>127941534
Despite how people are rationalizing this, you're mad because you're getting trolled hard as fuck right now by someone you hate. I hope one day, you wake up, and realize what a stupid faggot you're being.
>>127947683
>MSpaint meme
>Minimal effort
>MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL
>filename
Nice proxy, Latvia.
>>127946809
>Spicer says that a small group of people know what it means
>it's a common arabic phrase
There are so many levels to this shitposting
>>127941534
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO TRIGGERED
>>127941534
>>127947538
> sperg collection of letters on twitter that some intern wrote
What the fuck are you talking about
the
kids
are
made
out
of
pizza
This seems a lot like the "laughing up their sleeves" fiasco where everyone jumped on Trump for literally fucking nothing and had to retract their statements because they realized it was an actual phrase.
This is pathetic.
>>127945628
You ought to learn the difference between "laugh with," and "laugh at."
>>127947769
you don't know what trolling is
>>127942220
I hear Don Jr. can sing. Trump's gonna need a new boyfriend free girl in a year or so.
>>127947538
nigger if an intern had access to or control over his twitter account it wouldn't have stayed up for 6 hours when he fell asleep from getting overwhelmed by having to spell coverage
>>127941534
Can somebody explain to me what all this shit is about?
Trump made a typo and Spicer said people knew what he meant, whats the big deal
>>127941534
It's literally the best thing in all of politics
You are a gay faggot, kill yourself kike
>>127947914
I saved it from another anon , and what does my filename have to do with anything? Kys retard
>>127948568
>How to spot an underaged redditor
Get lost, cuntipede
>>127943752
Wow
>>127941534
he was thinking about his fefe
'fee-fee'; Noun; 1. A contraption, commonly used by prisoners, usually made out of common household materials such as cloth and paper towles that is used for manual sexual stimulation.;
>>127941534
DRONALD DARKO GETS COVEVEVVE IMPROUCH NOW
>>127948546
the media (and /pol/) need something to digest for a few days
>>127948546
It's a big deal because impeach Trump Russia NAZI
>>127948546
>Made a typo then pathologically forced his mouthpiece to say it was an inside joke in an off camera press gaggle
it was fucking weird
>>127942908
>new rules
>go to /bant/
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>127941534
kek, what kind of retard doesn't know what covfefe means? what a fucking pleb
>>127949278
simpletons
>>127941534
>Anyone with a modicum of willpower would just ignore it all
Good point, so why aren't people doing that? It's almost as if they are more infantile than the person they are calling infantile.
Co V Fe Fe
27 23 26 26
2+7+2+3=14
2+6=8
2+6=8
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>>127941534
>typo
It's romanized Arabic, means "I will stand up".
>>127948289
Not an argument. You're mad and need to chill, if a typo is making you lose your shit.
>>127948589
>image.jpg
iPhone cuckposter
>>127941534
Hillary BTFO
>>127948589
Lead by example.
Look at both of the filenames. Your filename looks like shillshit while his is from here. You think he's giving a lot of effort to post a meme, just like you did? You're being retarded.
>>127948546
He made a typo and refuses to concede that it was a typo
Some fags are saying that it was supposed to mean "I will stand up" but then Spicer's comments on it being known to a "small group of people" are pure fucking nonsense
>>127941534
Because this is a nonissue. How desperate of you.
I don't get it--all spicer had to do was hang out here and he would've had a statement prepared. yet he was completely unprepared for today and looked the fool. trumps 2nd tweet show's that he is making fun of the overreaction to his typo, that's it. just another big "nothing-burger" get off the internet for today lefties. lay down and take a good long nap.
it's amazing how the current potus could do something as simple as cough and it'd still make headlines.
BREAKING NEWS: 70 YEAR OLD MAN NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS? MORE AT 10!
>>127949598
>"a small group of people know what it means"
explain this
>>127949590
holy shit
>literally gassing kikes SOON
>>127941534
it means literally "i will stand" in arabic
>the entire media and %50 of America absolutely lose their shit over a fake word
Jesus christ, I'm literally voting for him out of spite next election, fuck you retards.
>Trump falls asleep while typing and his tweet goes through
>MSM and the left go nuts over nothing
>Trump decides to go with it since it's better than the fake Russia story and constant slander
BRUMBLE
BRAUMPF
CONVFEEFLEFURF
>>127941534
>>127941534
60D Underwater Ping-Pong
>>127950290
>being illiterate and senile is a good news day for Trump
>>127941534
>>127950519
>pic
HE
>>127941534
Trump won.
Hillary lost.
Life is good.
the Patriots once left a tweet up for over an hour that said "i hate niggers", shit happens
>>127941534
covfefe
coverage
>>127941534
SURELY THIS IS THE END
>>127941534
you gotta be in the kool kids klub to know.
>>127941534
>be brainwashed
>whip yourself into a frenzy over spelling error
The reason the never-trumpers are so easy to troll is because they cant get past the fact that Trump may not be the raving psychotic lunatic that theyve told themselves he is. Cheesus crust, how is this not obvious to people?
heres a quick rundown of what happened, for those of you who dont understand that Trump is just basically a person like anyone else and not Hiterally Litler:
>Trump/his aide writes half a tweet with spelling error
>Accidentally hits send instead of backspace
>Sees people immediately flip out over it
>Decides that instead of deleting it, to let the entire press chase their own tails and work themselves into an embarrassing, shameful furor of needless character assassination
>kek heartily
its not any-D chess, its not planned, whoever did the tweet just made a boo-boo or their phone autocorrected and they decided to let the keks unfold and let the legacy media make complete and utter cunts of themselves, as per usual.
This is painfully obvious. They wont even let the guy sneeze without trying to turn it into a goddamn "scandal". This is what happens when people get into such a blind feeding frenzy.
>>127950682
>be trump
>go to Saudi Arabia
>Mr president I tell you of this word of our people
>Covfefe? The hell is that?
>it means 'I will stand up'
>hmmmmm
>>127941534
There's nothing retarded about typos, brainlet. Typos are what chillruns and intellectual untermensch latch onto because it's their only argument.
As for Tonalt Drunp, who cares.
>>127949278
>>127949352
newfags, amirite?
>>127951382
>POTUS purposefully goes out of his way to address a nonsense typo multiple times as anything but a typo
>WOW THE MEDIA IS ACTUALLY REPORTING ON THE THINGS THE PRESIDENT SAYS CHARACTER ASSASSINATION CRAZY LIBERALS
That's retarded
>>127951983
>nothing retarded about typos
There isn't. Pretending you made up a new word instead of a typo is though
>>127952189
>makes one joking tweet about it
>his spokesman addresses it when asked about it
WOW SMALL ORANGE HANDS TRIGGERED MUCH DRUMPFY?
>>127943550
Um listen sweetie, 99% of languages do that.
Counter Op Victorious Found Evidence Firing Everyone
In all seriousness. It doesn't even matter at this point. The fact that he can manipulate the press so well, and so consistently at any given time on any given day is just a fucking pleasure to behold.
You are all lucky to be living in Trump's America; just watch what happens close to 2020.
>>127941534
Unconscionable faggotry will stain you family's line for 6 score years. I curse you and name you SNEK.
>>127941534
Hello shariablue shill. How much is CTR paying these days? Fucking liberal
It's not rocket science lads, here's the answer.
>>127953318
Means 'I will stand up' in Arabic.
>Donald J. Trump; President of The United States of America, once again proves he controls the narrative and the conversation.
Ok, and?
>>127952799
It's all 100% predictable at this point. You could have asked anyone here
>what would be the media reaction if Trump made a strange typo and didn't correct it for a few hours?
and we would have got it
They dance on command yet still think they are the ones in charge here
Make a typo and the thing dies down in a day. It gets lost in the hubbub over other bullshit.
Making the fucking PressSec defend in public what would otherwise be interpreted as the POTUS having a stroke at midnight is just sad. Practically a parody of itself.
>>127953867
FAKENEWS
>>127941534
>President ELECT OF THE USA commits a minor typing mistake when tweeting shit
>ALL OF THE FUCKING MEDIA ALL AROUND THE WORLD are on it like fucking vultures as if he had shat on his hand and thrown it over the mexican border
>LugënPresse doesnt exist at all. goyim
>>127954282
>minor typo
>barely even close to a real word and not even a complete sentence even if it were
Of course people were confused what the fuck do you expect? It's a tweet from the POTUS not a fucking Candlejack po
He's a man. I made a mistake yesterday today and probably tomorrow too. Trump fucked up in a tweet.
Why does my reasoning in this post upset people?
Could it be that you have an agenda to push?
>2 hours later
>op still sperging out
>>127953867
Explain to me what Sean Spicer meant when he said "A small group of people know what it means"
>>127953867
It means "I made a typo, no biggie. Everyone's human, right?".
You know what it doesn't mean?
"I have super sekrit squirrel bullshit going on behind the scenes and in my twitter feed and nobody is allowed to know." Which is what Spicer was on about.
All because his ego couldn't take the smallest critique. It's embarrassing.
>>127953867
If that's true, it's pretty cool six-dimensional underwater ping pong. I guess it would fit with his recent visit to Arabia and all.
>>127954670
It means it's a complete non-issue that doesn't need a serious explanation, and sperging out about it only makes you look bad, not him.
>>127941534
Its fucking great i love this term. This is even better than bush.
>>127954641
>he keeps checking on the thread to see if he'll get a reply
Here's your (you), I'm going to bed now that my gf is sleepy
>>127954641
>OP makes one post and then leaves
>hurr durr one post by this ID
>OP stays and engages in discussion
>hurr durr OP has been here for two hours
kys yourself
>>127954881
If it were a non-issue he'd say it was a typo or "it means this in Arabic" and be done with it instead of trying to make shit all mysterious and being vague about it.
>>127946809
there's no v sound in arabic
>>127955145
>this thread
>actual discussion
But it isn't, it's a triggered op>>127955048
nah just called you out for being an autistic fuck. Enjoy that waifu pillow retard
>>127954213
>>127954670
>>127954679
The Google is your friend. It's not hard to do.
>>127955311
Why? No one who doesn't already hate Trump gives a fuck, and it makes those who are screeching autistically about it look ridiculous
>it's an "autistic liberals take hyperbolic/joking Trump seriously" episode
Again?
>>127941534
This is the man with the nuclear codes...
>>127954862
Yeah, it does kinda make sense. Spicer's comment meant just that. There was probably a conversation about it. I'm speculating, but that's what it translates to.
That's why he told everybody to 'enjoy' today.
He knew exactly what this would do.
>>127942637
covfefe friend, all is going according to plan
>>127941534
Be careful burger, criticizing /pol/s favorite jew will get you a lot of backlash. Blemph supporters will be in denial the entire term because no one wants to accept he is literally autistic, as he has proven time and time again. This covfefe shit is just cringe.
>>127955537
Yes, again. They're more annoying than bitchy feminists at this point.
>>127954881
>"Trump is communicating in coded language to a subset of people who read his twitter. The content of this information is not for public consumption
in no way indicates
>"This doesn't need serious explanation"
Just the opposite. If it was true, it's pretty nuts, and a cause for public interest.
But you're up against the wall here. So let me offer you a way out:
1) Trump made a simple typo
2) He was too thin-skinned to admit it
3) He made Spicer make up a cockamamie story to cover for him.
>>127955558
Yup. Couldn't be in better hands. But, so you can sleep comfortably tonight, you do know that he alone can't order the launch, right? I mean, Hillary told the world about our launch times, but I figured everybody knew there was more than one person req'd to launch.
Just like in the movie 'Crimson Tide'...
>>127951382
>trying this hard to justify shit
he passed out writing a tweet and immediately deleted it when he woke up and then his staff and shills like you lied about it and pretended it was all a hilarious inside joke goof.
and his staff doesn't do his tweeting. His twitter account is only like secured to one phone now. His staff runs the official potus account
>>127954531
>It's a tweet from the POTUS not a fucking Candlejack po
This candlejack bullshit was never funny,
IF YOU DONT REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR MOT
>>127955784
>"Trump is communicating in coded language to a subset of people who read his twitter. The content of this information is not for public consumption
who are you quoting?
>>127955914
Spicer.
>"I think the president and a small group of people knew exactly what he meant"
>>127955370
There is waw that represents both a consonant and a long vowel. It's transliterated as w or u, but "cowfefe" wouldn't necessarily trick people into reading it as a typo for "coverage" as cow has a meaning in English.
>>127955784
4) they let a typo slide so all the halfwits had something to stroke with while the rest of us laugh and laugh....
It's genius from a political viewpoint. Trump is protecting himself with three layers of irony.
>make typo
>what the fuck did I mean by that typo amiright guys, look I can make fun of it too!
>but seriously it means something
>:^)
It's especially genius because it mirrors behavior he's done in the past but with the irony layer removed. That is, sticking up to the bitter end for something he said that he could easily just let go of. But by muddying the waters of how he delivers facts, he's inoculating himself against being called a liar, in a way.
It's something literally straight out of 4chan's book, it's how we operate.
>>127956222
do u like being in a cult?
>>127956133
I'm not the one trying to defend a typo tweet in front of the press. Spicer is.
>>127941534
What is cringe is you and millions of other people caring so much about something called a "tweet." Just fucking kill yourself already. How did humans even make it this far?
>>127956010
Those aren't the same
Learn to let shit go friend, don't you realise how bad hysterically reacting to everything he does is for you cause?
All of the coverage of (potentially) pulling out of the Paris climate agreement (i.e. an actually important matter) has been drowned out in your screeching about confefe and yet you refuse to recognise that he knows how to play you like fiddles
>>127949200
the reason it is a rule now is because newfags like you didn't know how to use catalog and just spam refresh on the first page like a bunch of plebs and panic as soon as your autistic fixation isn't on the first page
pro-tip: use Tomorrow style, enable + use + pin threadwatcher, enable autoupdate, only use catalog view, and finally, stop being a newfag
>>127956360
but not on camera. audio memes only
Now Trump shills say it means "stand up" in arabic, so Trump is just sucking the Saudi leader's dick some more guys, he's so smart.
>>127948816
"Despite the constant negative press, I'm still fucking them."
Yeah I'll buy that. Good catch.
>>127956412
>Those aren't the same
Tough to view it any other way.
If it wasn't serious, he could have elaborated. Instead, he purposefully kept it vague.
No plain sense reading sees it as Spicer saying "It's not a big deal guiz". But you can tell yourself Spicer isn't covering Trump's ass over something anyone normal would shrug off without issue.
>>127956537
You're just retarded. Nobody is seriously suggesting that Trump was trying to relay that. Anyone who has spent 5 minutes on this site (or just the internet in general) knows trying to find elaborate explanations in ultimately meaningless things and running with them is a joke. It's the same as the Illuminati meme from years ago.
>>127956222
This guy fucks.
>>127956831
Also protip: this kind of shit is way older than the internet. It's exactly what Trump was rolling with when he made the follow up tweet. You have to be a literal minded retard to interpret the situation as "Trump made a nothing typo and is sending follow ups and Spicer out to cover a Whitehouse-perceived serious typo scandal".
>>127956912
That's a nice image that I will save in my folder. Thanks.
>>127956831
This guy doesn't
>>127956785
>he elaborates
>screeching dies down
>his enemies stop making themselves look stupid
>he acts mysterious
>screeching intensifies
>his enemiescontinue to make themselves look completely and utterly retarded (picture related)
Do you think your average normie cares that Trump used a weird word in a tweet (whether a typo, or a troll, or an inside joke or whatever it was)? Do you think they are going to think that the side going into hysterics and calling for him to be impeached over it are the rational ones?
>>127950908
I hate n1ggers, thats how that slipped through.
>>127941534
I know what it means ama
>>127957122
I know right? That's why " I made this"
>>127941534
>Makes a typo
>The media becomes fucking hysterical and releases hit pieces on A FUCKING TYPO
or
>It wasn't a mistake and the press completely misinterpreted it
I can't believe DRUMPF could make a typo, IMPEACH HIM! #resist
>>127957194
>Do you think your average normie cares that Trump used a weird word in a tweet
not in the average normie's hands anymore faggot. He's a belligerent idiot whose entire life is basically a series of impeachable criminal conspiracies.
He knew he'd be fucked if he won. And he ran anyway because he was certain he wouldn't.
Trying to elaborate that its secretly an arabic call to insurgency isn't too appealing to the congressional republicans that hold his fate in their hands.
>>127946312
Dumbest poster and most faggoty poster in the thread impressive
>>127957362
I keep running "ama" through Google translate.. it means Mom. He ment mom.
So I think he meant "Don't worry mom, all press is good press. "
Tight.
>>127957194
That tweet would be great if it was meant as comedy. Sometimes intent counts. The guy could be a genius comedian, but he posts all of it unironically which makes him a dolt instead.
Just look at this gold:
>The president is unwell; he now says "covfefe" is SECRET CODE. Please retweet if you think this dangerous man must be IMPEACHED immediately.
>Why did reporters LAUGH when Spicer quoted Trump as saying "covfefe" is *code*? It means he is unwell and must be removed from office ASAP.
>A man who's exhibited mental instability for years has now said a nonsense word in a tweet he muffed is "secret code." Wake the hell up man.
>>127941534
>"T-t-the President and a select few know what it means"
that's not what he said, you fuckwit.
He said this
"The President and a small group of people knew exactly what he meant" in a tone which was indicative of him realising he's dealing with a room full of sub-par journalists who's only goal is to destroy Trump.
He works for Trump. He's not going to help anyone destroy Trump. They're either wilfully wasting their own time, or they're retarded by thinking they're going to get anywhere with this little game of theirs. His job is to speak to these losers in that room, he's not losing anything, but they are.
>>127943458
My dad works at nintendo and he also told me this
>>127941534
>being that mad at a typo
anon seriously, get it together
>>127942754
covfefe dissonance
>>127941534
I don't know what is worse. That he's an idiot that can't spell simple words correctly and creates blatant lies to cover up his ignorance.
Or he is a super intelligent troll, creating media buzz to distract us from the fact the we still have obama care and no wall.
>>127955780
blomg btfo
>>127941534
This is almost turning out be as good as Two Scoops
>>127957712
lel
t-tr-trump will still be impeached guyzz
>>127958618
I was promised a wall.
That's my stapler....
>>127958773
he'll resign.
>>127941534
Not that hard to figure out what he meant
>>127941534
Holy shit, did CNN just ask the white house about a word Trump posted on twitter lol????
>>127941534
>I was only pretending
Why are Americans so fucking retarded? Why not focus on Trump pulling out of the Paris agreement instead of focusing on some word Trump posted on twitter. Trump may be a stupid president but all you Americans are as stupid as Trump.
>>127941534
Ughhh....
>>127957712
>not in the average normie's hands anymore faggot. He's a belligerent idiot whose entire life is basically a series of impeachable criminal conspiracies.
>He knew he'd be fucked if he won. And he ran anyway because he was certain he wouldn't.
People like this are exactly why I started to like the guy in the first place. There will never be an end to muh russia memes and sherlock anime fanfiction-tier claims like this as long as there are people dumb enough to take shit like Salon and Buzzfeed seriously. Bravo. You're hilarious, even if you don't know it.
>>127943458
my grandpa works at sega and he said this is on record
>>127957712
>He knew he'd be fucked if he won. And he ran anyway because he was certain he wouldn't.
84 DIMENSIONAL CHINESE CHECKERS
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
>>127959935
>>Fucking idiot
- No warming for 20 years
- Grand solar minimum
>>127961279
>People like this are exactly why I started to like the guy in the first place.
You're attracted to narcissists.
> There will never be an end to muh russia memes
because it's real
>You're hilarious, even if you don't know it.
you're ok too I guess.
>>127941789
Whoehooo slip slap rapetap
>>127962026
>>Russia meme is real
The entire world investigating for a year, and zero evidence... It's all so comical, and you're too dumb to notice.
>>127957194
>DLUUUUNP POOST NOOOO
>HE MUST B INFEEEETS INMEDIATLY
>>127962346
>and zero evidence
lol wot
>It's all so comical, and you're too dumb to notice.
but i'm laughing tho
>>127943356
It means "I will stand up" in Arabic. https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
>>127948216
They're getting schlonged big time
>>127945218
>abusing this reaction image
>>127963034
imagine if Obama supporters tried to excuse a typo as an arabic code word.
>>127962866
If there was any evidence Trump would already be INNNNEEEEEEPPPPCHED
Shitlibs like you are SO fucking triggered by his election you are SCREAMING every day to have him INPAAAAAAEEEEEEEKD
W E W
E
W
>>127963266
>>127963266
>If there was any evidence Trump would already be INNNNEEEEEEPPPPCHED
criminal investigations take time buddo. Particularly when you're building a case against the President. McCain compared the Russian shitsplosion as taking hours compared to Watergate breaking over years.
>Shitlibs
work for Republicans.
>are SO fucking triggered by his election
Am I?
>you are SCREAMING
Aren't you?
>every day to have him INPAAAAAAEEEEEEEKD
I'm not really SCREAMING about anything at all. I'm saying stuff and you're freaking out it would seem.
>>127951382
BUT HE'S SO FUCKING STUPID!!
HE LITERALLY FELL OVER AND TURNED 1 MILLION INTO 10 BILLION REEEE
>>127942285
Sean is doing a phenomenal job considering all the retarded shit trump does
>>127941534
It's clearly another leak test, retards.
1. Tweet something ridiculous that blows up into a huge story.
2. Tell different staffers different meanings about the tweet.
3. Get Spicer to tell reporters "A few people know what it means."
4. Reporters go crazy and call their "sources" to find out the meaning.
5. Depending on which meanings get reported, Trump can now identify "sources".
Duh.
>>127955784
and this "typo" JUST HAPPENED to be an arab word??
and also an esopteric nod to teh frogs?
>>127949590
>despite the constant negative press we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children heil hitler
Doesn't really flow too well.
>>127957912
>Why did reporters LAUGH
because they're retarded, condescending and disrespectful?
>>127959054
it's ok, he won't even win the primary
>>127954670
Many people know what it translates to. Few people know what it truly entails.
I know what covfefe means. I will never tell any of you.
>>127963951
Please never leave pol, even after your women's studies course finishes and you have gotten your extra credit. You have been an invaluable source of literally 0 evidence and your reasoning reads like the comments section of a HuffPaint article.
>>127941534
It's not as fucking cringe as a room full of the world superpower's leading press organisations clamoring to ask what "covfefe" means.
I mean, after the two scoops kerfuffle, what the fuck next? Trump will accidentally squash a spider in the white house and it'll become grounds for impeachment.
>>127948589
Gibt es in Wien nicht genug Negerschwänze, die du lutschen kannst, anstatt hier zu posten?
HOW TO SOLVE COVFEFE!!!
https://twitter.com/Sarlaccc/status/870174954024775682
>>127947357
Lol, because we won't find out and this will be dropped in a few days. Pretty subtle lol
>>127964439
That's the fucking definition of flow, son
>>127941534
>>127941534
I am in disbelief at how much libs care about this stupid shit and others like two scoops and ketchup on steak, why are they so fuckin retarded, just let it go
>>127964573
not at the whims of a broken democracy anymore m8.
>>127964648
>Please never leave pol
I don't care what you do with your life.
> even after your women's studies course finishes and you have gotten your extra credit.
always with the strawmen. Are you knowingly intellectually dishonest or is this you trying your darnedest?
>You have been an invaluable source of literally 0 evidence
I'm not your nanny you belligerent do nothing nigger literally kys. Trump admitted to criminal obstruction of justice on tv. Idk if they have those laws in your gook country.
>and your reasoning reads like the comments section of a HuffPaint article.
neat.
>>127955145
Holy shit, this human genius cracked the code!
>>127965227
>I am in disbelief at how much libs care about this stupid shit and others like two scoops and ketchup on steak
they're daily news headlines that all the daily and late night shows make a shows write jokes about. It's part of the fucking news cycle you youngfag dipshit. You retards remember shit like two scoops and ketchup on steak and drumph way longer than anyone that just had a giggle about it that day. idk anyone that said drumph without ironically mocking people that criticize trump.
>>127941534
>>127942637
That's just the autism speaking, not satan.
>>127944778
>>HE'S NOT AN AUTISTIC MAN-CHILD WHO BLOWS UP OVER A TYPO HE'S JUST TROLLING SEE GOTCHA LYING MEDIA
>>127948546
There's more to it thwn anyone here knows, and all the shills are out in full force becuase this little "typo" means their handlers are in deepnshit
>>127957712
I truly wonder what it must be like to live life as delusionally as this poster.
Kys retard.
>>127949923
Unless "I will stand up" is code word for go time? Day of the Drain?
>>127948216
Its not. cov fefe doesnt actually mean anything in arabic like people are claiming. Ask someone who actually speaks it. Source: asked arabic friend, its not a thing.
>>127966879
>I truly wonder what it must be like to live life as delusionally as this poster.
lol yes reassure yourself. You're not delusional. You're not easily manipulated.
You
Are
Special
>>127941534
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
What. Not making a huge deal and just make a joke about it was the best way he could have reactioned and thats exactly what he did.
>>127950270
No it does not. Ask anyone who speaks arabic
>>127943752
Frogs aren't toads, toads aren't frogs!
>>127963990
1million in 1960 (17mill today)
The majority of his wealth comes from a company created by his father that he couldn't fuck up. He also inherited 400million in the 80s. He isnt even worth 5bill let alone 10. nice meme
>>127969639
can you back that up? or will you implicitly withdraw your accusations?
>>127941534
You know, him being retarded for real only makes it better.
This is the guy the establishment lost against.
>>127941534
>he doesn't know about covfefe
stay bluepilled, faggot
I'm more shocked that this fucking typo actually got coverage even in fucking german news. Guess people rather want to know what typos an orange monkey does on twitter than to actually address some of the more important issues.
>>127942220
>CWC
Cricket World Cup?
DRUUUUUUMPF COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>127942558
>MUH HILLARY THOUGH
hahahahahahahahahahah
>>127968611
>amerilard education
*clears throat*
Lets impeach this orange clown, all in favor?
>>127944122
Go on then, I haven't finished jacking it to your last sentence.
How does it feel to have your country run by a man you described as such?
>Trump makes a typo
>Gets more attention than the Fukushima nuclear disaster
>People still are expected to take the media seriously
>>127970594
if he said it's a typo everyone would've moved on, he's a thin skinned little bitch
>Trump retarded
>His "typo" is on every front page news cover for the foreseeable future and has entered into american lexicon.
What have you done this week?
>>127941534
>Typo
Well I'm assuming he's tweeting from a phone. Considering the difference between "coverage" and "covfefe" I would have assumed a stroke more than a typo.
"a" isn't close to any of those letters. Its like he gave up halfway through and just said "fuck it, send."
>trump does something retarded
>his fans come out of the woodwork to defend him no matter how bad it is
like pottery
M
A
>>127970258
Christian Weston Chandler you filthy fucking nufag.
D
THINK ABOUT IT
fefe
pepe
>>127970721
>thin skinned little bitch
Who made up this meme? He's been dealing with the lugenpresse for how long? Almost 60 years now? Owned a billion dollar business, Starred in his own reality tv show that had great ratings, knocked out the ENTIRE field of 16 republican candidates during the primaries and wait for it...wait for it...IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT. You can't even keep you room clean yet you find time to insult the President on a mongolian rope knotting message board at almost 5:00am. But then again I'm sure he's the little bitch...
>>127941534
>This is so fucking cringe how the fuck can /pol/ keep ignoring this? Anyone with a modicum of willpower would just ignore it all and let it pass instead of perpetuating a covfefe meme
Haven't read this thread, but if you're that fucking dense that:
>1. you think that the president would make a typo like this and not realize/edit it
>2. you think that someone on his team (that would be watching his tweets frequently) would not realize/advise him to edit it
... then you are a fucking idiot of gargantuan proportions.
>>127941534
It means......
>I WILL STAND UP!
https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/cov%20fe%27fe
arabic, 4D chess
>>127971164
it's only a story because he can't admit that it's a mistake. continue being cucked by him though, good for you.
>>127970721
Look how ass-pained it's making you, though.
>>127945596
No it doesn't.
It would be sawf aqaf or sa'aqaf
>>127971137
fefe is a meme, an ancient meme
It's also a call to arms?
He is signaling us!
>>127957992
>>127970721
IMPEACH! PERJURY! CHEETO MAN MAKE TYPO!
>>127947084
Cuckservatives are controlled and lose on purpose and field neocohen fags like mccqin
>>127943356
The problem is covfefe and coverage are not exactly close on the keyboard, and obviously covfefe is one letter short. So either Trump has Alzheimer's or this is some sort of code/inside word.
I don't know which.
>>127941534
Its kind of like playing the game
>>127941534
Imagine for a moment being so powerful that you can make up a word and the entire world loses their collective shit over it. This man is the most powerful world leader that history has ever known.
>>127970422
We arent speaking here about a scientific matter but a cultural or folkloric one, correct? FFS, exactly what are you trying to prove? Did you even read it yourself?
>>127948589
fuckin kys
>>127970721
Says the guy whining about a tweet lol
It's time to go on the offensive lads.
>>127941534
mfw Trump comes out and says he did it to show how crazy the media is.
>>127941534
C.O.V.F.E.F.E.
Was an acronym my Army Officer grandfather said they used all the time in Vietnam, he told me military guys under 60 would have no clue.
"Command Objective Verified Fucking Enemy Fully Engaged"
Sounds more like something Trump would say, not the stupid "I will stand up", or some bullshit from 3000 years ago.
He has called the press an Enemy quite a number of times, nice way of adding the Fuck You with out saying it outright, got to remember to keep the decorum of the office and all.
Military loves acronyms, like FUBAR.
>The liberal media thinking Trump owes them some type of explanation whenever he does something.
Looks to me like he was typing out the word coverage, got distracted by something more important/interesting. Perhaps accidentally, or intentionally hit send (he's so powerful at this point, why would he really give a fuck?). Returned an hour later to finish it.
>Oh, media is going nuts over this. Should I tell them it was just a typo and to calm down?
>naaa way more fun to cause these fucking retards even more anal-annihilation.
"Who can figure out the meaning of the word covfefe! Enjoy" (fucking lugenpresse).
>more autistic screeching from the left
>>127962026
because it's fucking real
>>127967413
You
Are
Projecting