BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS "COVFEFE" HAS "NO TYPOS"-

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/870005223384907776

>>127915462
trump dropped the nuclear truth bomb

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>>127916263
FUCKING GRONULD BLUMPF IMPEACH IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS HAVING TWO SCOOPS.

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ITS HABBENING
OMG ADMIN STICKY THIS

yawn

wtf I hate Trump now!!

>>127916263
>Abramson

wtf I love Trump now!!!

this is great. also Rush used the term "nothingburger" on his show today.

>>127916263
Lol so this guy using a social platform to spew none sense isn't in some way being "sociopathic" in its own right? I mean when you consider the baseline intelligence and understanding of the usual twitter retard.

>>127916263
(((Abramson)))

>>127916676
FOUR SIMULTANEOUS SCOOPS IN 1 LINEAR SCOOP YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

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>Impeached for sociopathy
Oh. My sides. There they go.

>>127916455
it begins. operation covfefe

Military Anon said last night that COVFEFE looked like operational codes.

Congress subpoenas Susan Rice & Co. today.

Hrm.....

surely a sign of a deep mental illness.
No impeachment, but he will be removed from office for "medical reasons" within a year I guess

Maybe syphilis? It destroys the brain sooner or later.

>>127916263

>(((Abramson)))

>>127916455
WHos vince foster

>>127919713
He's old as fuck so it's likely alzheimer's/dementia. I have known people who were diagnosed in their early 50's.

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>>127916263
4D CHESS GUISE!!!1!

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>>127916455
>>127919863

>>127916263
>>127916676
God bless trump and all the wonderful memes and liberal asspain he's given us so far

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>>127916263

>>127916263
HAHAHA, Trump has to be impeached for how many times now? At least 50 times.

>>127919713
LARP LEVEL UP ACHIEVED!!!

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>>127916263
Fuck. I absolutely love that this guy is literally torturing democrats, leftists, celebrities, and media. They're getting so unhinged it's unreal.

Is this the final pill?

>>127919713

yeah totally man, this is super logical and built off of more than just deep desire.

>>127919559
Why would he say it's not a typo then? If you're going to send a secret code on Twitter, you send it like that and then apologize for your typo and post a corrected tweet to avoid any suspicion.

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RAAAAGHH IMPEACH!!! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!! YOU CAN'T SAY COVFEFE!!!

First he gets ketchup on well cooked steak. Then he gets two scoops. And now this. It's time to IMPEACH DRUNULD DRUMPF!!!!!

>>127920000

Checked.

as it seems, The Donald often seems to forget what he said or tweeted the day before. Or during his campaign. Or with his connections to organized crime *coughbayrockcough*

Add to that his behaviour in public, like wiggling like a five year old when the national antheme is played and then singing it, but only parts, not all of it..

looks quite a lot like brain damage to me. The source for that damage is open for speculation. But taking a look at his son, it seems to be genetic

lol these people are such puppets

>>127916263
She can suck my covfefe

>>127918130
He uses it regularly newfag

>>127921050
Let's look at it logically. There are two possibilities here:

A. It's a typo. He LIED to us all when he said there are no typos. IMPEACH!

B. It's not a typo but some sort of secret codeword. He revealed secret codes in public and endangered the security of the nation. IMPEACH!

>>127916455
oh FUCKKKKK

>>127921348
because its not him fucking tweeting. its his social media guy, or he tells someone what to tweet and they put it up. of course he has no clue wtf typo's they are talking about.

Couldn't he also be impeached for wearing that ugly orange wig?
Isn't wearing something like that an attack on the office of the POTUS?

>>127921684
Or C. He's enjoying all your impotent anger. NOT IMPEACHED!

>>127920872
It's not a typo if you are intentionally trolling people

>>127921962
We elected him to commander in chief, not troll in chief. IMPEACH!

>>127921883
so he has no clue what his social media guy is doing?
Wow... and you really want someone like that in the most powerfull office in the USofA?

#Covfefe wasn't a Typo. In fact know exactly what he meant, Lol. The Internet and Mainstream News EXPLODED for 12 hours straight.

Look at these fucking idiots. They all literally proved his point.

"Dispite the negative media coverage THE 24/7 OUTRAGE CYCLE WILL TAKE ANYTHING THAT'S NOT BOLTED DOWN."

They played right into his hand. They thought they could out-troll King Troll? Fucking Rekt.

Touche' Donald. 10/10 IRL Shitposting.

>>127916676
two scoops of covfefe?

I love the covfefe

(((Abramson)))
/pol/ is always right.
Gas all Jewish people senpaitachi

>(((Seth Abramson)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SqmYAmH0NU

>>127916263
>Attorney and former criminal investigator. Professor @UofNH (Journalism, Writing, Legal Advocacy). Prose @SeattleTimes, @WashingtonPost, @DallasNews, et al.

What the fuck? This faggot also has his amazon wishlist on hist twitter

“Do you think people should be concerned that the president posted somewhat of an incoherent tweet last night, and that it then stayed up for hours?” a reporter asked.

“Uh, no,” Spicer said.

“Why did it stay up so long? Is no one watching this?” the reporter asked.

“No, I think the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,” Spicer said.

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>>127916263
HOLY FUCK
THIS IS WORSE THAN HAVING TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM
WHAT A SICK FUCK

>>127916263

cov = covert

fefe = some plan, organization, person, or other subject that we don't know about

he was signalling to people that he has given an order for something, but knows whatever it is will cause a media storm

either that or it was a typo or a deliberate troll

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>>127916263
What did he mean by this?

ITT: the germans take the "shittiest posters" mantle from the leafs.

>>127922773
Did he really think comparing himself to George Soros was a good defense?

>>127922244
fuckin dicks will have an impeachment assembled by the end of summer- hope I'm wrong- but they are not going to stop until they Impeach him

Clinton lied under oath and they Impeached him and nothing really ever happened.

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>>127922977
Yes.

>>127920000
wasnt floyd clarke appointed fbi dir like one day before vf was found dead?

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>>127923062
wasnt she calling for impeachemnt over 2 scoooops!!! 2 what sick fuck does this?

>>127920000
Synapsus calculus

>>127919863
underaged

>>127919713
Alright achmed. I understand you feel threatened because you thought you found a nice easy country to rape women in and shitpost with your EU issued sandnigger computer and now the Golden Don has shown you just how fragile germanys hold onto power is, but do you have to be such a fucking sore loser about it?

Zargblat has finally gone to far

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>>127922773

>seth abramson is the most jewish name since kike goldbergstein

>>127920176
You autistic son of a bitch, I love you. This is why I come to /pol/ for this shit like this.

>>127916263
https://twitter.com/TotallyPasted/status/870005619826331649

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>>127916676

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>>127923062

>t-they're all snowflakes who need a safe space

>>127919713
>No impeachment, but he will be removed from office for "medical reasons"
We don't have any process for removing Presidents for medical reasons. We could theoretically have a President in a coma for 8 years and there's no formal process to remove them.

>>127923551
The other way around is what I'm worried. That moron is consolidating Franco-German relations to disgusting levels..

He is making the EU stronger. Fuck that.

>>127916263
S A T I R E

>>127916676
Fucking dead I am so glad I'm back on this board

>>127916263
Covfefe means "I am a russian android" in russian!! Check it out!!!!! IT'S OVER GLURF!

>>127922773
(((Abramson)))

>>127920176
oh my god

>>127916263
>(((SETH ABRAMSON)))
Why does /pol/ always have to be right?

I've been offline all day
Whats happening?

>>127921684
C It's a misspelling and he did it on purpose- not a typo.

>>127920000
I wonder if this has anything to do with the strange fibers, as if from a rug, they found all over his body.

>>127922679
this, this is almost as bad as.... three scoops!

>>127923062
do they not realize how ironic they are jesus christ

>Trumps PR team of expensive lawyers make typos while posting his Twitter stuff.
It's not a typo faggots

>>127922069
>We elected him
ah, you see. But you DID elect him...

What is this l'm peach? New to /pol, I am a Twitter retard.

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>>127924409
Trump tweeted something at midnight but didn't finish his sentence. He woke up at 6AM to tweet and didn't clue anyone in on what he was saying with his typo. Classic Trump trolling IMO.

FIRST 2 SCOOPS, NOW COVFEFE?! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!! IMPORCH!!!!

>>127924575
dumb phoneposter

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>>127918772
Can a US president call backsissies?

>>127920000

Checked

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>>127916263
COVEFFE NOT TYPO DONNIE DARKOSKIN MUST BE IMPEACH NOW

>>127921950
it's his real hair and it's absolutely ridiculous. someone needs to sincerely tell him that it's just not a good look.

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>>127916263
TWO SCOOPS OF COVFEFE ICE CREAM WTF BLUMPF

>>127925318
Then he should be impeached for utter lack of taste. Fake tan and orange hair isn't a look you should be sporting even if you're poor, never mind if you're a billionaire.

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>>127922069
Speak for yourself hombre

>>127923968
woah

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>>127918627

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>>127916676
>FUCKING GRONULD BLUMPF IMPEACH IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS HAVING TWO SCOOPS.
life is like a box of...

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>>127916263
At this rate they'll all have aneurysms before 2018.

>>127916263
It was a word in the timeline he's from before he changed it

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>>127921050
>RAAAAGHH IMPEACH!!! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!! YOU CAN'T SAY COVFEFE!!!
"I know words. I have the best words...covfefe" - D J Trump

>>127924575
It's like an a leppo.

>>127926249
Hey faggot.

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>>127922164
Russian to English Translation of 'Covfefe' - I resign

Confirming that most liberals have no sense of humor.

>>127921348
Why have Germans been so triggered these past few days?

>>127916455
"Despite the negative press Clinton ordered Vince Fosters Execution faked evidence"?

>>127916263
It's NOT a "typo" by definition if you purposely misspell a word in order to watch how many people make absurd """news stories""" about it in under an hour globally.

Look at what has happened because of ONE """typo"""

I've been dying over this shit all day along with all my co-workers here at our firm.

>>127924459
Or no mud or dirt found on his shoes in the middle of the woods.

>>127927282
You haven't been outside in a week, have you?

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>>127924663

>>127916455
HO LEE SHIT

>he makes me REALLY fucking mad
>we MUST impeach him

fucking lol. Trump is amazing. fuck anyone countersignalling Trump. he hits them in the raw amygdala spot on. he MUST read anonymous conservative

>>127916263 >>127916676 >>127918057 >>127918246 >>127918325 >>127919828 >>127919896 >>127920064 >>127920176 >>127920235 >>127920426 >>127921481 >>127922468 >>127922679 >>127922741 >>127922773 >>127923842 >>127924104 >>127924217 >>127924387 >>127925066 >>127925346 >>127926090 >>127926237 >>127927282

Clinton

Ordered

Vince

Foster

Executed

Faked

Evidence

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TWO "FE" "FE"'s!?......... THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BLAAAUUUUUMPPHHH!!!

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>>127916263
By all that is kek he truly is the Master shit poster, Meme Lord, and prophet of kek.

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>>127928296
its the code to the football

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>>127920176
good work

>>127916263
What if it literally doesn't contain typos and it's an US nuclear code or some shit? What's the leading theory so far?

I read it is an ancient word meaning Apocolypse which actually means Revelation. So, to reveal. Disclose many secrets. it is a code word several white hat groups were waiting for worldwide. There is to be a Huge disclosure of the criminal cabal that has caused so much pain and suffering in the world. The genocidal Deep State.

It's not sociopathy.

It's pathological lying. There's a difference.

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>>127923968
so many street signs, so little time.

>>127918627
criminally underrated

>>127928296
probably true desu

>>127916263
as long as he makes liberals and leftists cry like little homos, Trump can take an AK47 and mow down half Manhattan and I'd still approve of him

>>127928494
>>127928542
The nuclear launch code at all Minuteman silos in the United States is 0000.

>>127918627
HONOR THE 4 SCOOPS OR YOU SHOULD DIE. $1,000.00 TO ANYONE WHO CAN DISPROVE THE HARMONIC SCOOP.

>>127923062
This is why I have become more counter-semitic when I browse the internet.

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>>127928296
I genuinely have no fucking idea what trump is thinking. I've been skeptical of the 5D chess since the beginning and every time something like this happens I always see an intricate theory that sounds just realistic enough to potentially be possible.
>what probably happened
Trump made a typo, accidentally sent the tweet, forgot about it, then deleted it. Later he sent another tweet having some fun with it. Like comic relief
>what is probably bullshit
Trump sends out an acronym that looks like a common typo, leaves it up for hours to accumulate press coverage and get as many eyes on it as possible. Then send a second tweet saying, "who can figure out the true meaning of covfefe?" As if to hint to all the conspiracy theorists that something is there.

>>127928982
sounds like the combination a idiot would have on his luggage

>Hillary literally blaming everyone else for her loss
>not sociopathy

>Trump saying a most likely misspelled word is not misspelled
>sociopathy

What is wrong with outspoken people on the left?

wish i never voted for this idiot. jesus christ.

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>>127923975
kek

Trump is expert 4D covefefe playah, h8rs.

>>127921684
Or it's not a typo or a secret code, it's just a lame yet intentional misspelling on the word coverage. It sounds like a boomer-tier joke, mocking the press' coverage by calling it 'covfefe'.

Fucking Christ I'm tired of hearing this stupid shit. I'm filtering this faggot word after I post this.

>>127923062
Odds this guy kills himself tonight? He doesn't seem to be coping with disagreement very well.

>>127929940
0%. Jews are too self interested to kill themselves

>>127916263
That's because she doesn't read Ancient Aramaic

>>127928296
Wasn't investigating that murder one of Comey's first gigs?

>>127929285
Not a typo
https://twitter.com/KibBitzLaw

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>>127916263
jesus christ this is proof positive that liberalism truly is a mental disorder these guys have lost the plot.

The Donald is the master at cucking his enemies. There's a reason he has multi billion dollar companies. Everyone freaking out about Covfefe is getting utterly cucked. Fucking idiots. Smart man.

>>127923975
>"all my friends"
>posts to /pol/

>>127930997
Means a revelation of hidden things

>>127921684
Only faggot ass DEMOCRATS cry so hard over retarded shit like this....

>>127928296
I buy it.

I think Vince Foster echos louder in the inner circles of the top brass than it does for us in the human realm.

>>127916263
all true trump supporters knew it wasnt a typo.It was a clear and direct statement. The vampiric hillary shills revealed their hands too early.

>>127920176
27CO 23V 26FE 26FE

2+7+2+3=14
2+6=8
2+6=8
1488

Not my autism, somebody else posted that in another thread.

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Why don't they get it?

Can't they see that Trump is playing them like a fiddle? Their response is always so fucking predictable and stupid.

Getting into histrionics about a typo makes you look idiotic and humourless and Trump look good. This happens every time but they never seem to learn their lesson, they just do the same thing over and over and over

I know you have to deny reality to be a leftist, but I didn't realise how far the delusion went

>>127931766
Nice

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>>127916263
Are people going nuts?
This is like Hillary claiming that 1000 random people were conspiring against her from another country. All Trump has to say is "I just wanted to see who would shit their pants over a fucking internet tweet." And he goes back to looking like the bigger, smarter man.

Is everyone at these media outlets fucking braindead? This isn't even chess at this point. It's knowing how the checkers can jump one another.

>>127932080
it wasn't a typo you fucking shill, god you braindead leftists always reveal yourselves in the most obvious way possible. Any true trump supporter would know what he meant.

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>>127924058
Ever heard of the twenty fifth amendment you fucking retard?
>Reagan gets colon surgery, bush is acting president
>W gets colon surgey, Cheney is acting president
People who don't know what they're talking about disgust me.

>>127932419
shills out in full force tonight. What are you trying to hide, spawn of hillary? Only braindead leftist morons would think trump could make a typo.

>>127931766
*inhales*

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>>127916263
Covfefe means leaving the toilet seat up.

Melania hates it when Donald covfefes.

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>>127916263

>>127931766 <---- ;]

>>127923975
>tfw a tweet I dont understand is sociopathy but pumping underage boys full of estrogen to indulge their delusions that they are girls trapped in male bodies is perfectly natural.

>>127932548
upboat my fellow /r/politicker

>>127932725
he literally just said it wasnt a typo you fucking retard.

>>127919713
Americans are immune to syphilis you stupid fucking kraut

>>127916263
BREAKING

>>127926249
weak memes from the left. like their weak penises.

>>127932548
this looks like an example of the infamous reddit humour I keep hearing about

>>127932819
have another upboat you illiterate retard.
and then go find where I said it was a typo and not Trump fishing for the online equivalent of (You)s.

>>127920000
bear witness

>>127932953
It's facts you fucking shill. Hillary is a demon. Alex jones reported on her sulphur smell months before the election. liberals are her vampiric demon spawn, as evidenced by the fact that they suck the blood out of children after raping them.

>>127933028
you think trump would troll? haha you hillary shills are so easy to spot. ALL true trump supporters know what covfefe means. You'd think the literal spawn of a demon from hell would be a little more intelligent. just goes to show the power of trump.

>>127916263

>this is sociopathy

Next I want him to explain what fascism is.

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Anyone who pronounces it as "co-fee-fee" will be the first to hang on the Day of the Rope.

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>>127920176
>>127916455
I'm starting to get worried now tbqh fampai

>>127933129
oh i know all of that

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Some pasta

So it's an artile about the memetic of frogs, that opposes the SJW conclusions that there is not such thing as genes (and therefore: that memes don't exist: the war between the Alt-right and SJWS is not about our genetic condition, it's about Meme magic!)
When put on Bing, the same number brings to a video of Chemical Romance, which in turn serves as a corroboration of the chemical hypothesis that led this research. The song, obviously, is about Time-travel and the birth of a Saviour of the broken.

Now, the article was posted the very same day Obama visited Hiroshima, and covfefe was posted the night one of Hiroshima's most famous victim died. Trump is trying to tell us something about the nuclear armaageddon.
Remember: in september 2017: the Vurgin constellation will have twelve stars above her head, the moon and the sun on her feet, and Jupiter ( King of Kings aka Jesus) on her womb, an event that hasn't occured in 5000 Years. This is the exact same configuration as the one descibed in Revalations. And what is the name of this event? The Bible calls it: The day Of the Trumps.

It is also known as Armageddon, whose name comes from Meggido: who was the god of the people of Meggido, where the last battle of Good vs Evil, the Trump of the Angels versus Satan will take place? According to the Bible, that god is called MOAB.

Which is the name of the Bomb Trump used to destroy IS once and for all.
Think of it as you will, but think freely.

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> Abramson

>>127921684
C. He's just being the master troll he is

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>>127916455

holy sh!t how will qrumptf ever recover ? ? ??

>>127933747
>... impeach...

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>>127916455
M-my god

>>127916263
Guys... wasn't their 7 subpoenas that went out today???
C would be Clinton

>>127927145
>Despite the negative press Clinton ordered Vince Fosters Execution faked evidence"?
Despite the negative press Clinton ordered Vince Fosters Execution, Faked Evidence"

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>>127925066
>COVEFFE NOT TYPO DONNIE DARKOSKIN MUST BE IMPEACH NOW

>cov
>Coventry
>state of exclusion
>fefe
>fief
>fiefdom
>Barron Trump
>Baron

Trump is neither globalist nor nationalist. He's outted himself as a neo-feudalist. Seeking to form a fiefdom with Barron at the top.

>>127916263
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/05/31/trumps-twitter-typos-from-covfefe-to-unpresidented.html

>Retarded media won't spread your message
>Misspell words so media will go "lol fuck DRUMPF look at this dumb word he spelled wrong!"

If Trump didn't troll the media on a daily basis I'd be mildly concerned.

>>127928296
Hi Trump Jr., post something on twitter to confirm in the next 15 minutes, no risk, can be just a (((coincidence)))

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>>127926543
>Hey faggot.
hey (you)

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since this thread is being bumped so much i'll add to it
>Trump didn't know how to spell coverage
>expected autocorrect to take the wheel like jesus
>America is such a wonderful nation without any real problems this is what people focus on for a full news cycle
it's all okay peeps, go back to sleep, twitter is what matters, new tweets tomorrow.
>people wonder why a reality TV celeb got to the presidency

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Guys...

What if...

COVFEFE...

...is the nuclear code?

Chikaka.

https://glosbe.com/ee/en/fefe

Definition of fefe.

trump just typed a nonsensical word to see the world overreact to it for half a day

>>127933513
where can I get the drugs you had?

IT'S THE NUCLEAR CODE, HE'S GIVEN THE NUCLEAR CODE TO THE RUSSIANS AND NOW THE BASTARDS ARE GOING TO NUKE THEMSELVES
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO PAY

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>>127916676

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>>127933317
>Anyone who pronounces it as "co-fee-fee" will be the first to hang on the Day of the Rope.
hot cofeefee

>>127916263
BURN THE BLUMPF
BURN THE BLUMPF
BURN THE BLUMPF

>>127924840
He didn't even want to run, he feels like he had to because of the progressive left threat

>two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
It's kek speaking through Trump, we all hear it but no one knows what it means.

How do you even pronounce covfefe?

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whatever you do, DONT SAY IT 3 TIMES

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>>127932890
have stronk penis for (you)

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>>127916455
FUCK

>>127935623
Benghazi, of course
or is it Cumberbatch?

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>>127916455

>>127916263
HE MADE A TYPO, THIS IS CLEARLY IMPEACHMENT MATERIAL
Another reason libtards need to be hanged.

>>127935623
cawv feef

This slide thread has been alive for three hours, it needs to end. Stop posting fools.

>>127918078
wait. if you love trump, and i hate trump, then the universe was just destroyed. oh well, try again tomorrow.

I think he just misspelled "coverage."
The fact he is going with it though is hilarious. I always wanted a president that can shitpost.

>>127920176
>100 internets for you, sir

>>127918831
sign me up. seal team 6 is standing by, as is red 5

>>127935780
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/870090101765931008

>>127933820
>>>/r/eddit

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>>127916263
I've been here since Romney, and pic related has left me more awestruck than anything else I've seen.

>>127926797
Ramadan.

>>127921684
third possibility
all the good people read the word "coverage"
and all the bad people read the word "covfefe"
bad people should kill themselves
good people can eat the roasted bodies of the bad people
its a win win

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>>127926249
Lame attempt, friendo. Sorry you can't be one of the cool kids.

>>127935992
>when a bunch of no life losers rig an election using ancient magic based upon a frog cartoon thus altering the timeline and bending reality to create new words at your whim

"The Romans. They translated Greek phi (φ) as "ph" and pronounced it closer to "p" than "f". Native Latin words were spelled with the "f". Ironically, a lot of Latin p-words became f-words (e.g.,pedisbecame "foot")."

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>>127935992

>Trump is sick! SICK! He's gone completely mental! He claims covfefe is a secret code; he says he was speaking in code! He's absolutely insane!

>"it was just... a joke."

>Joke? A JOKE? IT WAS NOT A FUCKING JOKE! DONALD TRUMP IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MENTAL AND NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED! IMPEACHED!!!!!

>>127920176
>>127928296
>>127931766

I AM SHITTING MYSELF WITH JOY

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

>>127935349

this one's so cool

he looks like imploding demonic baby

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>>127916263
He knows it

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>>127935842
>Stop posting fools.

>>127936386
toppest of keks

>>127936566
id buy it

>>127936317
i honestly thought the memes would die in like March, but shit its getting big..and what are the odds of the frog and 1488..this is no mere coincidence

"COVFEFE" was Trump's alias through the FISA courts before he was unmasked.

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looks like Donald Trump will be enjoying a different kind of covfefe... in jail

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DRUMF! DRUMPHITY TRUMF BLUMPF BLUMPF!
BLUMF RUMP TRUMPITY DRUMPF

#COVFEFE #TWOSCOOPS

>>127916455
Holy shit. Toasting ebic bread, etc

IMPEECJH

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With a single typo in a single tweet on Twitter, Trump singlehandedly forced a terrible meme on the entire planet in seconds.

No one man should have all that power.

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>>127916263
2 SCOOPES AND NOW THIS.

LITERALLY HITLER

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>>127936161
sry brochacho
not lookin to be kewl

I truly admire how much this man can make liberals lose their fucking minds with the least amount of effort possible.

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IMPEACH

>>127936877
he's scooped his last scoop.

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>>127936367
I think it's the peak. I've got a fucking huge collection

>>127929306

thats 12345 you moron

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>>127937148

>>127937162
Lol holy shit
>TEWWWWW SKEEWWWWWPS

>BLOOOOOMFFFF
>NOOOOO
>GRLOMPFFFFFYYYY

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>>127916676
C͉̼̘ ͉̹͓͕̤O̢͈̘ V̮̺͙̺̪̗͚ ̙̙̰͖̜F̬̬̻̺͢ ͈͖̣͚̻̩̀E̕ Fͅ ͖̰͕͈E ̪̦̞̳̰t̪̙ḫ̛a̺̳͡ ͇̰̟͇̜s̶͉̜̺̘̤̞̮c̥͎̙̝̦o͍̣o̼͇̥͇͘p̜͇s͈̱̘͘ ̼C͉̻̫̻̝̤͜ ͇̬̜̭͎O̯̥̻̳̼ ̶̮͈̩̳̻ͅV͕̫͇͕͜ͅ ̣͉͔F ̛̣͇͈͖̙̼E̺͉ ̸̪̩̱F̭̝̻̺͠ ͙͔̪͙̝͈̜E̟̣̥̖͟ ̖̜̭͖͘ͅT͓̺H̫A̷͎͕͈̙ ̘͉̣͙̬̯S̡̤̙̠̜̟̪̱C̶̭O̺̠̬̣̪͝O̵̞͖̬̤ͅP̵̻̤͉̱͙S͇
̸̯̞͎C̭̱ ̱̕O͇̪̗͖̗̫ ̗̫͔͎V̞͠ F̛̝͚ ͔̜̪E͖̟͔̠̳̘ F͚̗͇̳̺̮ ̟̜͕͍̹̫͎E͖͇̫̹̠̮ ̴G̜̣̭̜ͅO̠͈͓͈̳D̺̪͔̤̕D̀A͙͎̺͈̟M͍̹̬̰̮N̞͞ ͎͚Y̩̩͔̙͕͠O̢U͉̹̞̥̖ ̪̼͢D̗̣̘̘̣̰͓͝R̞͡U͉̟͡M͇F̦̗̣̟̰͖͔L̥Y͚̞͇͚̻S̴̮ŢI̫̩̭͕L̹͇͚TS̶̳͉̪K͕̝̝̞͓̖̟͝Í̮̰̪̬͈N͈̥̩͓͕̺̯
̳̝͡T͔̖̪̮͎̗͓H͡A̵ ̟̝͕̬̣͢S̸̯̞͍̼̜C̸̦͇̳͔O̷̻̗̥̯͚O̱̞̺Oo̫͔̱̜̹̞o̯͟ơ͔o̤̩͉͔̪Ò̼̬O̺̭̼͢Ơ̰̯̘O̻̯̳̥O͟O̮̫̳̯̱̰O̙Ǫ͍O̴͕O͖̩̫O̭͓̺͡OP̤̭̹͈͇S̷͔̰̳̱̯͉̰ ̸̬̰̗̤C̨̼̳͔̹̣͇ͅ ̙͕̻̦̜̘͜O̫̼ ̬̙͙̰̠V̺ ̞̙͈̖̭̰͕F̰͖͕̤̘̣̀ ̷͖̗E̙͈͙̹ͅ F ̛̠E̡͍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T1xjuGBq80

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>>127920000

>>127927282
>if you purposely misspell a word

drumpies are basically conspiracy theorists at this point

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>>127937436
Ǫ͍O̴͕O͖̩̫O̭͓̺͡Ǫ͍O̴͕O͖̩̫O̭͓̺͡GuMPEHGM SL
̸̯̞͎C̭̱ ̱̕O͇̪̗͖̗̫sg FULMPF͚̗͇̳̺̮ ̟̜͕͍̹̫͎E͖͇̫̹̠̮ ̴G̜̣̭̜ͅO̠͈͓͈̳D̺̪͔̤̕

>>127936634
go to truck-stop
go to the baseball cap shop
find red cap
tell the person who embroiders caps to put "MAKE AMERICA COVFEFE AGAIN" on it
enjoy your MACA hat

https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe

>>127936877

scoop scoop

>>127937352
two scoops of covefefe

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>>127937352

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TWO SCOOPS OF COVFEFE ICE CREAM

>>127922119
It's almost like the President of the United States has more important shit to attend to than micro-managing his social media accounts.

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>>127937436

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>>127937756
There are no longer any S̸̯̞͍̼̜C̸̦͇̳͔O̷̻̗̥̯͚O̱̞̺Oo̫͔̱̜̹̞o̯͟ơ͔o̤̩͉͔̪Ò̼̬O̺̭̼͢Ơ̰̯̘O̻̯̳̥O͟O̮̫̳̯̱̰O̙Ǫ͍O̴͕O͖̩̫O̭͓̺͡OP̤̭̹͈͇S̷͔̰̳̱̯͉̰ ̸̬̰̗̤

>>127916263
This is it for Trump. Impeach now.

cov fefe mean 'I will stand up' in arabic

https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe

>>127916263
>post a message deriding the presses bias with a random set of letters at the end on purpose
>Biased media throws it out of proportion and further degrades itself in front of the people with actual fake news
Like pottery, they just can't help but be played

>>127926797
Why have you not yet realized that any anon can post as any flag.

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>>127937744
Its perfect

>RBLBLBLBLBBBBLOOOOOOMBBBMBMBMBFPHHHHFFPHHFFFFF

>>127937974
That's a strange looking toothpaste you got there

>>127937756
Can someone give me a rundown on this?

"A small group of people know exactly what he meant"
>"A small group of people know exactly what he meant"
"A small group of people know exactly what he meant"
>"A small group of people know exactly what he meant"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj3o2OmCXA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj3o2OmCXA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj3o2OmCXA8

this presidency keeps getting better and better
and we're only 5 months in

>>127935842
>Not wanting to get slid with your m8s in the middle of the week.

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>>127938109

>>127938109
TWO
FUCKING
SCOOPS

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>>127937835
Meta
>>127937756

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>>127935842
Slide with me, just this one time baby

"I will stand up"

>>127916263

SHADILAY MY BROTHERS

COVFEFE!!

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SOLVED
pic related

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>>127937162

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>>127938421

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>>127923975
>

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>>127936288

>>127930997
You guys are my friends...

>>127922164
Nice reddit spacing, fag.

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>>127938302
>"I will stand up"

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>>127938645
We're here for you bud, have a comfy night

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>>127922741

>>127923975
>friends
lel

>>127938834
I need a SLOW WALKUP on this, stat

>>127922741

covert

pepe

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Hello boyz

>>127934822
There are no f's in coverage

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God look what the cunt did. Look at the retweets, under an hour too. Fuck. I hate them.

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>>127938747
>We're here for you bud, have a comfy night

>>127921050
maybe COVFEFE are the nuclear codes

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>>127939022
but its right next to V on the keyboard, ey

>>127939032
>(((Tony Pozzed Nancy)))

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>>127938974
fefe, ancient meme

The God Emperor is signaling us

>>127916263
First two scoops and now covfefe? I have had it with Trump. I will only vote for him one more time if he keeps pulling shit like this.

>>127939053
big if true

>>127939220
its his cuck fetish

>>127939167
Show me a few more tweets where he has made this mistake, then made a follow up specifically saying it wasn't a mistake.

>>127939032
They're not even retweeting anything she said because there was no -H

>>127935365
I pronounce it like Cov-feef

>>127919713
>>127919883
>>127921348
>>127921950
Hello CIA. We all know you're trying to push the "he's mentally ill" psyop

>>127939032
some decent bantz from hilldawg

>>127939053
>>127939167
>>127939220
>>127939331
>>127939337
>>127939356
>>127939371
>>127939398
>>127939427
>>127939454
>>127939485
> put Cov fe'fe into google translate

>>127939485
Thats what hurts, its honestly not bad. Nothing to critisize. Not mean. Lighthearted. Great job by her young advisors on internet bantz™

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1488 green toad chemical romance fefe meme best timeline

>>127939032
>I'm trying to figure out how we get them to have covfefe impeach Trump

>>127939570
>>127939570
Put J'aime le'fantis into google translate french to english, then realize in english it would be pronounced James Alefantis.