Brit/pol/ - Russell Howard Doesn't Want You To Vote For

>>127837272
remember to archive sources with a reputation for crap journalism and clickbait. Thank you.
https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

im voting labour

>>127837370
>im
Checks out

>>127837272

God I hate that man's face.

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HARD to argue with these

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CUTE

>>127837276
bot pls

>>127837370
My dad voted labour, my grandad voted labour, my grandfather voted labour.

So why shouldn't I vote labour?

>>127837424
Are you a bot?

>>127837370
Same. Fuck raising taxes and making public services worse.

>>127837370
Of course you are.
If you can manage to find your polling station first.

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>>127837272
>So, true story right, I swear to you that this actually happened
>I was talking to my mate Dave the other day, right and he said he was going to vote for UKIP
>I was like "Dave, mate. Don't vote for UKIP. They're a bunch of racists"
>and then he said "I see now Russell, I regret my choice to vote for UKIP"
>Brilliant, innit?

t. Russell Howard

why is may such a pussy
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/31/jeremy-corbyn-urges-theresa-may-debate-with-him-in-public

why won't she debate corbyn?

she's scurred

>>127837461
Please remember to archive sources with a reputation for shilling and clickbait. Thank you. https://archive.is/XJkXv <- theguardian.com article

>>127837307
More of a monarchist but I've become an accelerationist just to get this shit over with. The longer we wait the worse things get. I don't know the solution or how we make it happen but I sure as fuck know what we're doing now is only making things worse.

This dystopian shit hole can't keep going much longer.

>>127837461
She debates WITH him every PMQ.
American cuck.

>yougov predicts hung parliament
So it's a tory majority of 90 then

>>127837420

>Gender pay cap

What is this shit?

>>127837461
This is an election not a soap opera.
If you cared about debates between the two you would have watched the PMQ's.

>>127837487
Scotland, YES!

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>>127837420

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Look at what you heartless bastards are doing to these poor disabled people. LOOK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl330yhfndk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbUqcc2bGs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud8QLDzjBds

>>127837572
>unarchived The Guardian video
Use hooktube to prevent views

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=nl330yhfndk
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3fbUqcc2bGs
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ud8QLDzjBds

>>127837487
What was Nige doing in Westminster?

So what is everyone's thoughts on this new yougov poll?

why do young people hate the conservatives.

you're all young, why aren't you voting labour?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-leads-conservatives-latest-poll-25-34-younger-voters-jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-a7764581.html

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>>127837420

>Gender Pay Gap

>>127837598
Archived that shit so they don't profit:

https://archive.is/AVgvS <- independent.co.uk article

>>127837420
listen to some fella on LBC talk about how labour are the right people to vote for because they've costed their manifesto within the same breath he says that costing a manifesto before brexit is a foolish idea ayy

>>127837591
As relevant as someone from an Asylum telling you that they're a God.

>>127837458
kek

>>127837272
The state of the British media is fucking disgraceful. The one thing that was actually a good idea in Labour's manifesto was the Land Value Tax. Council Tax is an atrociously shitty way of funding local government. Economists - mainly on the liberal side (what people would call right wing, why I don't know) - have advocated that LVT is a far more suitable tax system.

If this had been proposed by the Conservatives - and it's shocking that it was Labour and not they that did this - it would be celebrated to the high heavens. As such, it's just attacked pointlessly because muh mummy May.

>>127837481
you ned to provide us with a list of "acceptable" and "unacceptable" news sources.....

>>127837572
>worse than a farm animal
>his free flat is on the first floor

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>@britainelects 2m ago

>Westminster voting intention:
>CON: 48% (+1)
>LAB: 33% (-)
>LDEM: 7% (-)
>UKIP: 4% (-1)
>GRN: 2% (-1)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/869873153635487744

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>Russell Howard's Good News
>Cut to Howard's gurning, ADD head as he starts to talk
>"But not everyone's happy with the way the country's going"
>Cut to clip of man outside polling station: "I voted for XYZ because he is the only one advocating tighter immigration controls"
>Cut back to studio, close-up of Howard's face, mouth open in a wide smirk. He is shocked. There is a deathly silence in the studio.
>"Let's just hear that again"
>Clip plays again. "immigration controls"
>Howard smirks and bellows "it's alright mate, don't believe everything you read in.."
>audience members lean forward in their seats
>"...the DAILY EXPRESS!?"
>Audience erupts into uproarious laughter. One man laughs so hard he rolls forward and wallops his head against the seat in front of him.
>IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT GONNA EAT YOUR SWANS AND STEAL YOUR DAUGHTER, MATE
>Several audience members spontaneously combust
>"SERIOUSLY MATE? IMMIGRATION CONTROLS!"
>The studio's foundations shake with the sheer volume of laughter. Five hearts give out under the strain.
>"ME NAN WAS AN IMMIGRANT, YOU WANNA THROW HER OUT TOO? YOU HAVEN'T TASTED HER LEMON MERINGUE MATE"
>A crack of lightning splits the studio in twain as Russell Howard ascends a stair made of clouds to return to his home in the heavens

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Date is wrong before you sperg out

>>127837676
I don't need to provide you with anything

>health minister
>fat cunt

Every time

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>In 1987 the returning officer told Lord Buckethead to remove his helmet/mask because they weren't allowed. He said he couldn't because it was his head.

Apparently it's the same bloke this time around. Love it.

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>>127837420
>tfw money is an issue until it's not.

>>127837487
did she draw this herself?
or the only thing this is missing is her in her bed dreaming this was the truth.
this ladies makeup eekkkk

>>127837591
Utter bollocks. Even labour sources expect to be losing seats not gaining.

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>>127837699
>15 points

COVFEFE MAH NIGGAS

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>>127837487

>Second Referendum not in SNP manifesto

What did the Scots mean by this?

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>>127837708
How low can UKIP go?

Why is mummy too scared to debate?

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/869866720042909700

holy shit. the markets are predicting a hung-parliment.

im investing in BTC now

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/pound-sterling-fall-dollar-euro-poll-tories-hung-parliament-theresa-may-labour-a7764366.html

>>127837572
I wish it was legal to euthanise people over a certain weight. Just look at her house, she doesn't deserve taxpayers money, Jesus, kill her.

>>127837775
Please use archive.is on blogs renowned for trash journalism and clickbait.

https://archive.is/nu9au <- independent.co.uk article

>>127837770
thank you for the Karen, sister

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Typical labour voter

>>127837699
I bet this is what we'll see on the 8th, it'll end up being a triple figure majority.

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>>127837420
>free NHS car parking
wtf im voting labour now

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>>127837420
>halt new grammars
Indefensible
>muh gender pay gap
Disgusting
>200k new homes pa
Not going to happen, and in terms of space we can't afford to do it

And it goes without saying that their means of funding all this is pure fantasy

>>127837753
Please stop with this attempt to make us rally around the "Conservative" Party, who are probably the main enemy of traditionalist right wing politics in the UK

daily reminder that if you have a small penis your wife will leave you https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/01/boyfriend-wonderful-loving-has-tiny-penis-penetrative-sex

>>127837863
remember to archive blogs renowned for crap journalism and clickbait.

https://archive.is/MPKvu <- theguardian.com article

>>127837771
Nothing is stopping him from still going along to these debates. His followers should be telling him to go to the one tonight and clean up with his amazing debate skills.

Scottish Westminster voting intention:
SNP: 43%
CON: 25%
LAB: 25%
LDEM: 5%
(via @IpsosMORI / 22 - 27 May)

>>127837725
God bless him.

>>127837272
>22 kids and young teens die
>only party that wants to bring back internment camps and deport people is ukip and they will never get into power
fuck it
i'm voting labour
lets give the people what they want, i'm taking the black pill lads

>>127837790
but which news sources are "acceptable" by your standards.

give me the blacklist

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INB4 he gets BTFO by the SNP and the Greens and loses votes.

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>>127837420
>Fucking hell, equivalence to a kid in the playground who thinks money grows on trees.

>>127837790


http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/archive/country/no/page/1/

The fucking state of this bot.

>>127837775
Mongs panicking over a yougov poll. Meanwhile panelbase has tories 15% ahead

>>127837897
As I say that...

>@PA 5m ago
>#Breaking Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn set to announce he will take part in tonight's live TV general election debate, according to sources
https://twitter.com/PA/status/869873652711477248

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>>127837706

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>>127837572
>it really is about time politicians start living in the real world

>>127837706
His comedy is
>This person disagrees with me and is a poor representation of the argument he wishes to produce
>Everybody laugh at this person

And this is why he has a shit TV show in which he compiles people with similar infantile minds and manages to squeeze in enough of them to make the TV ratings passable. If he was actually a good comedian he'd be selling out arenas and regularly touring.

When did our comedians become so shit?

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Where did she get her makeup done? A pantomime?

>>127837427
>labour
>t. Pakis

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>>127837770
We can go lower.

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>>127837922
*Theresa May's entrance music plays half-way through*

>>127838023
Looks like the Coliseum announcer in Gladiator

>German Chancellor Angela Merkel says "we will negotiate Brexit in the spirit of Britain remaining a partner"

Flaccid Brexit coming up.

>>127838021
>This person disagrees with me and is a poor representation of the argument he wishes to produce

...but that's literally /pol/ mate

>>127837272

>Russell Howard

Glad this cockeyed faggot's shit got cancelled over here. He was about as funny as chili induced diarrhea.

https://pastebin.com/WJhNa2DR

Neil talking about zionists on DP

wew

What is it with Labour supporters?

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>>127838123

>>127837921
It's a carefully curated list managed by shilling and clickbait experts and it's all happening at my subjective discretion. If you're on it, tough shit. I'm the SPLC of clickbait.

>>127838023

Homer Simpson shotgun

>>127837420
>200k homes a year

This one is my favourite because I work in construction and know first hand you'll be lucky to find 200k gangs of brick layers in the UK. 50k homes a year will be a push.

the media is really pushing corbyn

>>127837967
not a bot. its a real person hired to shill on britpol.

its his parents i feel sorry for

>>127837427

>voting for a party because muh parents and their parents did the same thing.

Maybe you should think for yourself for once, and then vote, come on your a big boy now, start making your own decisions.

>>127838158
>What is it with Labour supporters?
Islam

>Zionist shill

ZIONIST SHILLS

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>>127837818
Can you elaborate in what way the average Conservative young voter is any different? Have you talked to any of them recently? They're the sort of people who think about based black Conservative men, honestly think that supporting gay marriage makes you pro-family, and generally hold the exact same views as a young Labour voter. The only difference is that young Labour voters suck a little harder on Muslim cock than young Tories, whilenyoung Tories are more enthusiastic in giving a handjob to Jewish financiers than young Labour. Both are traitorous cunts.

Pic related, it's Conservative members in Glasgow. Totally different, right?

>>127837856
One commie block complex can have 200 bachelor sized apartments in it. You know, homes.
Space isn't a limiting factor, money is. Places people want to live cost a lot of money, because if they live away from work they have to travel.

Neil cracking down on anti-semitism

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>>127838202
>hired

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>ZIONIST SHILL

>>127837901
>labour 25%

Fucking hell we'll never get shot of the snp

>>127838102
https://youtu.be/NtJAGYTUXVE

>>127838176
you don't get to decide what i do

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/31/what-is-covfefe-donald-trump-baffles-twitter-post

>>127838181
It's alright, they're importing one million more Poles to sort them out for us, after which point said poles will be allowed to move into said houses, free of charge.

>>127838202
>not a bot
>replies to the op within 3 seconds with a post linking to an archived version of a link

Pick one and only one.

>>127837863
What's the chance he has an average duck but she's so fat he can barely get the tip in through her folds?

>>127838300
Checked. Please remember to archive sites renowned for shilling and clickbait. Wayne Lambright is a transient homosexual with schizophrenia.
https://archive.is/0wPr8 <- theguardian.com article

>>127838023
reminds me of that film where he gets his makeup done at the mortuary

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>>127837861

Kinda worried about Neil's cough. He's had it for a while now.

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Would any countries take you if you claimed political asylum since you now believe Enoch was right and we're going to be killed in the streets?

>>127838181
You don't get it anon everyone is going to help build these houses. Everyone...

>>127838252
Living in commieblocks is inhuman m8...

>>127838265
0.0009 BTC for every ten posts.

they used to pay him in steam vouchers

>>127838306
No need to bring his duck into this, mate

>>127838130
Pol is a cesspool which is limited to the world inside of this board. Also /Pol/ has more than one form of content. You can hide the shit underage yanks to your hearts content.

>>127838102
BAH GAWD IT'S THE PRIME MINISTER

>>127838366
I wouldn't know, I am not a poor londoner ;^)
I am just correcting your mistake that space is the bottleneck for home building on your island.

>>127837933
It's all fully costed. Unlike the Conservative manifesto.

>>127838247
Conservatives describe themselves as progressive. The divide is mostly on the area you live in. The townies vote labour cause "it's working class innit!" but the actual working class who live in the country side vote conservative because they think labour will fuck up the countryside.

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>>127838389

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Is Master Brew aiming for daily videos or something?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhvuGIKxje0

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>>127838247
Me and the Lads

>>127837572
To be fair I did know a qt with Ehlers Danlos syndrome, and it's not nice.

>>127838023
Looks like Tommy Sheppard in drag.

>>127838302
>Such slow brains
I feel sorry for you

>>127838460
he uses the same music every time

>>127837572
>it's about having a clean home or a clean arse because I'm poor
>she smokes

>>127838470
Is this you lot playing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb-Ghg_b5-U

Watch it all.

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>will never have your shitpost tweet on DP

>>127838366
>Living in commieblocks is inhuman m8...

A large commiblock with thick concrete floors & walls is far better than a shitty converted Victorian house with shitty fucking sash windows and wooden floors that let you hear every fucking fanny fart from your upstairs neighbours I.e. most of the flats in London.

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>shadow minister for peace and disarmament

look at all these dicks!

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/27/me-and-my-penis-100-men-reveal-all

>>127838301
If only it were true I'd find it humourous.

The approach to brexit was remoaners telling us we needed polish builders for all these new homes but if it were true the housing market would have remained reasonably flat. The fact of the matter is, poles can't bricklay. Some are good with concrete, some are good carpenters but bricklayers they are not and in our climate, timber homes dont last.

We never needed polish labour. They just saw the opportunity of gaps in the shit trades under the construction industry such as dry lining, insulating, groundwork and roofing.

>"hey guys I'm bone idle and too lazy to read the thread, what ya watching"

99.9% chance it's one of these:
>BBC News - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
>Sky News - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>BBC Two - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
>BBC One - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>ITV - https://www.itv.com/hub/itv
>BBC Radio 4 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_fourfm
>LBC - http://www.lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/

PLEASE SAVE AND REPOST WHEN THE LAZY FUCKERS ASK

>>127838636
use archive.is on media renowned for bad journalism and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/OAzZq <- theguardian.com article

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Take the chink pill

Yank in Ireland. My hotel is above a night club and all it is is drunks fighting and getting arrested at 5 am.

>>127837922

Either way May is fucked now.
She can come turn up and play by Corbyns tune completely unprepared or she stays away which makes her look disinterested in communicating with the public
Absolutely genius move by Corbs

>>127838130
Yeah, but with pol you can bant back. Try that with tv comedians and your dragged out the studio.
t.heckler

Just keep reporting the archive spam bot.

>>127838470
>based Paki man xD See how tolerant and liberal we are, we're not at all racist, racism is the worst thing ever
This is what I mean, the Tory party is the cancer that is stopping a real traditionalist reaction in this country.

>>127837706
I miss these

Why would you ever want less nukes? Nuclear holocaust would probably be the best thing for the human race at this point.

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>>127838427
I don't know if you've ever been here m8 but we're full to the rafters - we have no space left, greenspace and our already-devastated remaining bits of wilderness will have to be destroyed to house all the pakis flooding in. Also I'm not sure commieblock flats are considered part of 'housebuilding' (it'd be fucking depressing if they were).
>>127838604
>living in London
Why

>>127838747

It's a desperate move, the Tories will send someone like Amber Rudd who is very centrist and moderate, they will lose no votes, for Labour it could be a disaster but they are desperate now.

>>127838738
What were you expecting in Ireland?

>>127838636
>https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/27/me-and-my-penis-100-men-reveal-all

>92yo
>still having a wank up until a few years ago

That's reassuring.

>>127838751
I sent a message via the feedback page https://www.4chan.org/feedback with the link http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/archive/country/no/page/1/ which shows the scale of the spam, don't know if it will help much.

I also report the posts.

>>127838838
Archived:

https://archive.is/OAzZq <- theguardian.com article

Half-expecting Barry Gardiner to show up on the Daily Politics.

I'm always half-expecting Barry Gardiner to show up on the Daily Politics.

Say Jeremy Corbyn had been the Home Secretary for six years, during which time he slashed some 20,000 police jobs taking us back to 1970s levels of per capita policing.
Let's say he also slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked.
Let's say by virtue of an extremely self-serving EU referendum non-campaign he managed to get into 10 Downing Street, where he kept up his agenda of cutting the UK security services and border agency.
Then there's a home-grown terrorist attack by a known Islamist fanatic in a city where Corbyn had cut the police budget by £157 million.

Let's say Jeremy Corbyn "lost" files on an internal pedophile ring.
Let's say he wanted to take the homes from the elderly.
Let's say he cut 30% of your disabled benefit.
Let's say he signed an arms deal with the (ISIS-funding) Saudis worth billions.
Let's say he wanted to take away your child's free school meal.
Let's say he forced NHS staff to use food banks or starve (great choice).
Let's say he made so many cuts to the NHS that people are suffering waiting for ambulances and A&E doctors.
Let's say he went against doctors, nurses, teachers, fire fighters, the armed forces...
Let's say he took away funding for University for upcoming doctors and nurses.
Let's say after all these cuts there's still a deficit and he'd missed every target he'd set himself for reducing it.
Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn under these circumstances?
Then why the bloody hell are you voting for May?

>>127838807
>living in London

I don't. For exactly that reason. Well, that and lots of other reasons.

>>127838808
>have campaign dogged by lack of vision, boring centrism and an autistic robot as leader
>send to a debate a self serving principle-less cunt, who is a boring, autistic centrist
gr8 plan, BASED mummy may :^)

>>127838881

He got BTFO by Michael Gove yesterday and got really angry so we won't see him for a few days.

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>>127837370
Coz you want your free stuff even if its at the expense of the economy and your grandchildren paying off the debt. Selfish bastard

>>127838738
Well yeah it's Ireland

What were you expecting, shamrocks and big red beards

>>127838747
Why, May said she wouldn't. So did Corbyn, but you can't trust that fucker.

>>127838927

Say what you want, these debates only ever help the fringe parties. Tories just need status quo, May would be fine if she shows up, Corbyn can be attacked on a lot more points than May can but these debates are shit anyway and I'm not gonna bother watching if it's anyone but May and Corbyn alone.

>>127838933
>grandchildren
>implying

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>>127838102

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Vote Tory so they can rape your kids

Vote Labour so they will let pakis rape your kids

Vote UKIP so they will let only the current pakis rape your kids but no new ones

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>>127837272

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.

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>>127838905
This post was taken directly from reddit, wasn't it?

>>127837427

this might come as a surprise to you but being a labour party supporter is not a hereditary condition

>>127839041
Facebook, I think. My mate retweeted a screenshot of it this morning.

>>127838931
>campaigning isn't about memorising figures micheal, do you remember (x figure) from when you were in the cabinet?
>>I think it was about £40bn
>no actually it was £38.2bn see it's hard
The fucking state of him

>>127839008
Everybody elses grandchildren then. Doesn't make you any less of a selfish bastard

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>>127838758
>Mugabe tier logic

>>127839051
Well, he does have a family history of cancer.

>>127839032

>He thinks the problems of this country are down to EU migration

Go on humor me where do you live?

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reminder

>>127838905
Because we want to be rid of toothpaste cunts like yourself.

>>127837571

It's ours though because we're the taxpayers, we can also issue government bonds at a ridiculously low level of interest owing to low interest rates.

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>>127838915
Ah right. Well from an architectural and aesthetic viewpoint, commieblocks can fuck off. I'd rather have fewer people in old creeky Victorian townhouses, than more people in big concrete lego buildings.

>>127839188
>he thinks massively devaluing labour of the working classes isn't a problem

>>127838748
Yeah but that's literally all comedians. None of them like hecklers unless they can best them of course. Just to much of a chance they lose to some random audience member and it blows there comedian cred. Like look at Jimmy Carr swell guy but dude can not take any criticism unless he instigates it or the tax scandal since it was to big to hide. Anyways his stand-up special that's on Netflix for example has him ask a audience member to say something mean about him and he freaks.

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This woman is the most iconic person in Britain in the last 50 years. Now does that make you feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_msHpEa3_Y
SRS question, is this young farage?

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this is being shilled so hard on twatter now, looks like im a #CorbynCannon now

>>127837968

Lemme just pick the poll that reflects what I want to believe is the truth...

>>127839189
>Batley mentioned
k e k

>>127837598

because JME and the other cool rappers told them too.

>>127839322
SHE

>>127838571
The corset or a gf lad?

>>127839244
>architectural and aesthetic viewpoint

Most victorian houses were poorly built, are dirty and not at all attractive. Commie blocks wouldn't be any worse.

>>127838470

Your crew looks like... something rubbish...

>sell clothing etc online
>(posted here a few times)
>Muslims constantly stealing my shit, saying they never receive it
>have to raise everyone's postage so I could afford to send these few tracked
>they start getting around it saying they still never got it even though it's said delivered
>under amazon and eBay I can't just cancel any order with a mussy name so I'm stuck having to send them
>had to raise prices again for everyone to send them courier signed for on delivery, which is 6x the cost of normal post
>half of them just refuse to sign for it now, it comes back to me and I have to refund them after spending money on postage

Fucking hell lads it's making me want to give up

>>127839253
He doesn't freak if it's the one I've seen he just calls them a cunt or says I've shagged your mother. He's not a great responder but he's better than most who simply cave if they have to go off script.

>>127839270
By what measure? There are literally dozens of people higher on that list than her

>>127839015
Vote lib dem or green and they will rape your kids, and set up panels to flag kids in need of rape.

>>127839385
A gf in a corset

It's obvious corbyn doesn't get fair coverage in the media, but I have no sympathy, because the same people who support him revelled in the fact and lapped it all up when it happened to Nigel and Trump.

>>127838430
Yeah, it's fully costed on the assumption that big businesses aren't going to move to the Republic of Ireland and that small businesses aren't going to go bankrupt within 2 months

Corbyn wants to hike Corporate tax by 7%. 7(SEVEN) fucking percent, he's a lunatic.

>>127839270

She's highly overrated desu.

Mediocre actress that can barely sing.

>>127839439
I feel bad for you man, not sure what else to say but you have my sympathies.

>99p coin

M A D M E N

Neils interviewing the loonies

So what colour tie for our pro-globalist pro-immigration politicans to wear are you lads voting for?

>99p coin to save on change

Genius.

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>>127837571

>>127839568
Purple.

Let Corbyn win. Push the pendulum as far as it can and watch it swing back as hard as it can.

>>127839493
>Corbyn wants to hike Corporate tax by 7%. 7(SEVEN) fucking percent, he's a lunatic.

But we've been told that the UK is so important to the world economy that business will stick around no matter what. Brexit, Corporation Tax, what's the difference?

>>127839493
>Corbyn wants to hike Corporate tax by 7%. 7(SEVEN) fucking percent

In the next 3 years, it'll be a gradual increase just like minimum wage.

And besides, it'll still be lower than what it was in 2010 and a competitive rate.

>>127839439
Half the shit that's supposed to be signed for here isn't. The post woman just puts it int he box and fucks off. Unless it's delivery lorry no one gives a fuck.

How do you compete with pakis floggy shit online? I started an online store but you just can't make enough per item and can't shift enough stock to make it viable compared to £2 a shirt on Amazon

>>127839490
Fucking this

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These lads are genuinely sounding better than either Labour or Conservatives.

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>>127839425
M8, we're the Strong and Stable Crew

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Post yfw big David Davis is the Tories representative tonight.

>>127839722
>its a disaster if we retain our deposit
kek

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>>127838636
Jfc is this what the average penis looks like? All micro sized and fugly?

>that tranny dick

>you can submit your own policies
gas the juice ?

>>127839660
The Treasury makes more money at the current rate than it did at the old higher one, so why raise it?

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>>127839722

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>>127837725
he is fucking terrifying lads.
i need to balance things out.

>>127839439
You can cancel any order or bid you like without having to give a reason.

>>127839759
>Big DD and The NUT tag teaming Corbychev and Stirgeon
I'd watch it

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uh oh

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>when your fetish is just chopping off tits for no reason

>>127839811
>so why raise it?

To pay for the things the manifesto has costed.

>>127839889
Were Yougov /ourguys/ all along?

>>127839489
First mate find a half depressed qt usually easier if they have no positive male influence like a dad or brothers so you can swoop in like a nice guy but with a slight hint of emotional blackmail now and then and you're golden

As for the corset try lovehoney or some shit

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>May mentions the word naked
>media spergs out like a 5 year old

>>127839899

>only 15 years for mutilating people

>no more Dave PMQ bants

>>127839439
You can cancel anything you want.

>>127839899
at least link to an informative article

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/31/breast-surgeon-ian-paterson-sentenced-for-carrying-out-needless-operations

>>127839981
>Make more money from the lower rate
>Raise it
>Make less money

There goes your costings

>>127840011
>TFW I did this and she left me

>>127840103
Please use archive.is on sources with a reputation for shilling and clickbait.
https://archive.is/cOZnx <- theguardian.com article

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>>127839811
Because rich people are mean and ought to be punished, obviously

>>127840103
>mutilate women
>go to prison
>mutilate men into being pretend women
>get rewardrd

>>127840109
You are an economic and mathematical genius. If only Labour had your stunning insight.

>>127839830

Absolutely flawless

>>127839439
except on ebay they take your side if the courier says its been delivered

which party do i vote for if i hate politics and want to go back to being a sole monarchy?

Reminder that if you wouldn't trade every Muslim for 2 Sikhs you are a rotter

>>127839806
bird mufflers bloody hate bird song

Post sum Bowdens

>>127840156
>Global Corporations
>People

Goldstein, please.

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Theresa May is going to look a bit of a mong if she doesn't turn up to this thing now that Corbyn is...

This is pure advertising but fuck it SAVE THE NHS
https://www.patreon.com/shadowbrokers_crisis_team

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>Jezza revealing he's taking part in the debate tonight
>not just turning up and doing a wrestling-style run-in

>"Okay, and our first question is from..."
>*glass breaks*
>BUH GAWD, KANG, THAT'S CORBYN'S MUSIC! THAT'S CORBYN'S MUSIC! HE'S HERE! JEREMY CORBYN IS HERE!

>May labelled as coward for not attending debate

Brit pol tonight

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>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support Article 50
>Corbyn will never support a GE in 2017
>Corbyn will never support Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>Corbyn will never force May to debate
>Corbyn will never breach 50%
>Corbyn will never win the general election
>Corbyn will never be PM

>>127840223
What part of "they make more money with the current rate than they did with the higher rate" don't you understand? Raising the rate isn't likely to raise income.

>>127840344
Corbyn announces this and the yen pound starts to recover!

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>>127840208

>[wear dresses]
>I'm a woman!
>[inject hormones]
>I'm a woman!
>[mutilate genitals]
>I'm a woman!

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>>127840135
>i posted it again

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>>127840287
t. Sikh

I'd swap each paki for ONE sikh, but actively wanting to import more is a rather vile idea

>>127840314
She had no reason to with a massive lead. By now the narrative is becoming "May is scared of Corbyn" it'll be more pressure on her. It's a risk for Corbyn seeing as he won't attack the other parties like they attack him.

Really putting kinder, gentler politics to the test.

The mood box this is it

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>>127840508
>guardian writer
You're completely worthless. Urgently kill yourself.

So a vote for May is a vote for the Daily Mail setting the tone for our political life for the next few years?

Sounds ok to me.

>>127840133
Its nit all smooth sailing lad my first time lasted 5 month the 2nd was a year and half and this time 5 years strong mate just gotta refine your technique

>>127837272
what is wrong with his fucking eyes????

>>127840453
Because your simpleton cause and effect explanation is incomplete.

The reason taking has increased is because HMRC have gone after corporations who are underpaying even the pathetic Corp. Tax rates we already have, and many of them have been publically shamed into doing a "deal" with HMRC to at least pay a little bit.

Lowering the rate did not make corporations rush to the UK. Raising them will not make corporations rush from the UK.

>>127840608

You know, I can't tell if this is real or not.

>>127840610
People who say stuff like that or with the Sun instead of the Mail forget that both of those papers are the best selling in the country.

CORBYN
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DEBATE
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>>127840718
Yeah, I hoped it wasn't either.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/08/dread-daughter-poos-smaller-girl-conform

>>127840780
Please use archive.is on media with a reputation for crap journalism and clickbait.

https://archive.is/9wpeG <- theguardian.com article

>>127840287
>>127840511
There probably aren't enough Sikhs about for a 2:1 swap anyway, there's only ~25 million Sikhs on the planet and we have 3 million or so Muslims in the UK

Somehow I doubt you'd find a fifth of the world's Sikhs amenable to relocating here even if you wanted them to

>>127839850
Hits your metrics bad, if you keep cancelling orders because of a bad name, makes it look like you haven't got it in stock, means you look less competent so your items get listed below others.

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>ANGUS ROBERTSON twice

>>127840810
So do the jannies not regard this as spam or what?

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who else /hopingforacomfynight/ next week?

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>>127840780

>>127837272
If this is a new episode he is just trying to split the vote so labor can win.

He isn't a smart guy so I assume his writers thought this "master plan" of reverse psychology up.

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>>127837706
K E K

E K

K

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>>127840610
A vote for May is a vote for a stronger and safer United Kingdom.

jeremy corbyn will get BTFO at the debates

praise kek

>>127840780

>or if her first word really was Abu, followed by Hamza, or was it merely cat?

What the fuck?

>>127840242
Not always strictly true. We've had several French eBay sales sided with the buyer because we only sent it tracked, not signed for. (normal postage to France, 2 quid, tracked 8 quid signed for 11 quid). They're opinion was unless I csn prove the buyer actually has it, they're taking his word over ours because our job is to make sure they received not not just to ship it

Signed for gets around it but like I said, they just don't sign for it and ask for a full refund and I'm out of pocket still.

>>127837725
If this world was true and just, Lord Buckethead would be PM.

>>127841075
>sending abroad
therein lies the problem

is pol muscly men or lefty twigs

PLACE YOUR BETS GENTS

HOW MANY TIMES WILL THE PHRASE "PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE" COME UP IN TONIGHTS DEBATES

>>127840978
BASED DICKHEAD

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>listening to these people talking about lack of talent in politics and lack of ability

>physically weak and feeble men are more likely to be 'generous' commies
What a shocker

>>127841215
Maybe once or twice but expect Amber Rudd to spam coalition of chaos. It may backfire like a lot of Tory strategies so far in that all watching can see the other parties explicitly rule it out.

>>127841027
Corbyn unironically is the best speaker at the debates, he'll destroy them all.

UKIP and nutter will bring up immigration again, and again getting called racist and shit for pointing out the obvious, the rest will just attack corbyn for not being anti-tory enough or not supporting remain enough.

the end, saved you an hour

>>127840608
>MEANWHILE MOTHER SPREADS SHIT THROUGH THEGRAUNIAD

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>>127841202
Muscly but think I'm skinny

>mfw Bigorexia

>>127841075
Surely you can report this, not as 'pakis are stealing my shit' but you have a high amount of people 'not receiving' their shit.
I don't know how people can do it tbqh, I ordered something of etsy from the US and it didn't turn up after 4 weeks, so they sent me another then a week after I got that one the first one arrived. Felt so guilty I paid them the difference.

>>127841192
70% of my sales are abroad, that's how I even make money. Rule of thumb is don't send to Brazil or any predominantly Brown country and you'll be fine Japan is honest as a fucking button, Italy is dishonest but still worth sending too if you include tracked into their post and France used to be fine but now I'm getting lots of Paris Muslims scamming me so they may have to be relegated to Italy tier

>>127841215
Many, and it will work to Labour's detriment. So far the 'coalition of chaos' meme has fallen flat because nobody expected Corbyn to do any better than awful, but if there's a panel of SNP, Green and Plaid harping on about supporting a Labour government it'll lend it credence.

It might also fuck the SNP in a few seats too since it'll push the unionist vote towards the tories.

>>127841442
If you're an amoral, opportunistic, selfish cunt in an alien culture then it's all too easy to take advantage of those around you.

>>127841442
You can have a really long drawn out battle with PayPal and sometimes get your money back, but it's rare. No signature? No refund is how it works. But signature is literally 6x the cost and only a select few actively scam so it's a hard balance.

Problem is most of these pakis set up new accounts and get like a few days shit sent to their house, a few days shit sent to their mum's, to their sisters, to their aunts, to their grans, (same lady) and then it just bounces around. We have bad post codes. Aberdeen has a criminal gang doing this, so does east London and Liverpool, but that's not normally as bad

I just hate criminal scum desu lad, makes me sad that people think it's ok to steal my shit when I'm just trying to work hard and earn a living

NEW
>>127841660

>>127841660

>>127841442
don't you know anon? you can't discriminate against people based on race even though statistics show you're 90% more likely to be scammed by a paki

>>127841358
>all watching can see the other parties explicitly rule it out
This has changed in the last week or so anon. The SNP have openly stated they'd support a Labour government and Labour have said they'd open talks with the SNP about a new referendum. The Greens and Plaid have always said they'd ally with anyone against the tories. It's really only the LibDems who are saying they wouldn't and they're going to be utterly irrelevant come the 9th of June anyway.

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>>127840780

The top rated comment.

Genuine lols.

>>127837725

That baked bean bloke needs to be elected in too

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Why do you hate minorities?

Seems cruel and irrational. They just want to live here in peace!

Tories are Jew loving cunts.

>>127841707
Genuine shitposting.

>>127841820
>why do you hate rats and rodents?
>all they want to do is eat in peace

>>127841820
>>127841922
>comparing unpleasant but mostly harmless small mammals to muslims, who are liable to rape your daughters and explode at regular intervals
Bit rude tbqh

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>>127839008
Good goy let this shitskins out breed us. A Mosque on every corner I say.

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>>127841436

>>127837272

YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!??!?!?!??!?!


WOT A LOAD OV BWOODY WAYCISTS!!!!

*The students of some half-arsed polytechnic haemorrhage their bladders laughing*

>>127838637
This.

Poles are fucking awful at construction in general. I'm a scaff and see these fuckers on a weekly basis sitting around doing nothing looking at eachother scratching their heads. They have ZERO common sense

What I still fail to understand is the left like to use the 'working class' as their pet one minute and then immigrants the next. English working class construction / manual workers cant get half the fucking work cos some silly Polish cunts literally do work for half price.

>>127837427

Tribal voting: That is why the labour party has come to take the piss with it's anti-white, anti-nationalist rhetoric.

Do you really think that you are voting for the same Labour party of your forebears?

>>127839244
Isn't that where Del-Boy lived?
Nelson Mandela House?