Guys it's been like an hour now. I seriously think he had

Imagine being so obsessed with Trump that you actually stay up at odd hours like he does just to be the first to write a barrage of increasingly unhinged tweets at anything he says.

>>127813636
He's obviously providing symbolism. covfefe is synonymous with frog.

>>127813636

Yeah, it's fucking weird.

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He gave us the important location.

>>127813636

Or maybe he just made a typo and is too proud to change it?

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>>127813636
While you're waiting for him to fix the tweet, have I got a video to share with you!

You see, Steven Spielberg made a documentary called "The Last Days" about the Holocaust.
The film features Paul Parks, a black soldier, as the one American soldier out of 5 people featured in this documentary talking about their experiences during the war.
The problem is, Paul Parks was a known fraud and liar. He was outed after taking part in an earlier documentary focusing on black soldiers who supposedly liberated concentration camps in the war (no black soldiers liberated any camps -- whoops!).
That didn't stop Spielberg from including him, though. And it didn't stop the documentary from getting the Oscar that year, either.
Amazing, isn't it?
You can find out about this and other ridiculous lies by watching this documentary about "The Last Days"

>The Last Days of the Big Lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80GgRWuXcO8

>>127813636
I assume he was going to tweet but decided against it or got distracted and meant to cancel out of the app but accidentally sent the incomplete tweet instead

>>127813636
I checked in the news, I read he was recently working alone. Probably nobody has noticed yet because he's alone. This is not good something very bad must have happened. Poor fucking guy probably had a heart attack from all the stress from being attacked by the elites.

>>127813636
This is going to be the next "accidentally a coke bottle." Screencap this.

>>127813636
That'd be pretty funny

Trump has dementia. Sad! Told you so

President Pence

>>127814168
Maybe he was clueing us in on another Epstein style resort on these islands

>>127813636
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU

>>127815295
This shit is gas

>>127813636
We

>>127813636
Explosion in Kabul takes precedence over Twitter, he has national security issues to deal with

>>127817180
Must

>>127815191
>mfw Pence establishes a theocracy

>>127815295
That's pretty good

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He meant to type "coverage" and fucked up. Get over yourselves.

>>127813636
Sage

>>127818680
Why hasn't it been deleted yet?

>>127819084

4D chess, like the tacobowl. He's probably laughing his ass off at the replies.

>>127813636
Coverage? Did his autocorrect not work. This isn't news, why the hell are you guys posting this. I've done the same shit making the assumption something I wrote was going to be corrected. Most likely all he had to do was press "." and it would have been fine.

>>127819397
It's funny.

CNN is reporting Russia's navy launched a missile into Syria. I'm betting he got called to the situation room.

>>127813636
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&defid=11630814

UPVOTE THIS TO REDPILL NORMIES ON THE LUGENPRESSE

>>127813636
if Trump died in the middle of typing that tweet... lol

>>127818680
Coverage what? Despite the constant negative press coverage ______________
Please fill in the blank for me

>>127819996
How would it get tweeted though if he died in the middle of it? Like his last dying act is like "Ahh let me post this gibberish real quick"

>>127820561
Despite the constant negative press coverage, his name was Seth Rich.

>>127819084

https://apnews.com/8ae095999ca34e32a8e6cbb78cee1d5b/Explosion-in-diplomatic-area-of-Kabul-kills-9,-wounds-dozens

>>127820616
Would that honestly be the most surprising thing about this presidency

>>127813636
I really believe this was his plan. Sure, there might be other reasons that he hasn't edited/deleted his tweet but for me it makes the most sense. All people know unconsciously that he meant "bad coverage". It is extremly impactful and you can see it reaches more people than you could ever reach on a rational way. It is even trending on Twitter worldwide.I am not saying that it is perfect, but I really believe now that he did it intentionally.

>>127820561

Despite the negative press coverage, the haters and losers won't stop me from Making America Great Again.

easy enough

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>>127820616
Magic, of course.

>>127813636
Look at all those likes..

Dont mess with the covfefe

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its pretty fucking obvious he meant to say coverage

>>127821634
granted, it's still not a complete sentence!

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>>127821634

>Tweets about the media constantly attacking him for stupid reasons
>Leaves a typo in the tweet
>The media attacks him 24/7 for it

This is the type of trolling we will tell our grandchildren about.

He tweeted this 9 minutes after the Kabul-ramadan attack. Probably he didn't get interupted because of that, but could it be?

>>127821694
He didnt finish it

>Despite the negative press coverage, my approval ratings keep going up. So dishonest!

>>127813636
Well

at least we know he writes it himself lmao

what would happen if some secret service guy killed him?

>>127821872
mass hysteria, nation wide riots and looting, probable civil war

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Is he the new Bess?

>>127821850
could be. I remember the last unfinished tweet just said "We" but why hasn't it been deleted (unlike that one) is the question.

>>127814188
Everything he does is for a reason

>>127818680
Looks like somebody hacked his Twitter to me.

Convfefe - when you're in the middle a task, then unrelated shit hits the fan.

Really, this tweet happened right about the time of the British embassy bombing. He probably got notified about it and accidentally hit send when he put his phone away.

>>127821957
paid shills

>>127821957
Jesus Christ.... the hell is wrong with this guy.

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>>127821728
It's an advanced 3D chess technique, anon.
>makes tweet about whatever, - exaggerates the story a little bit
>makes critical typo
>media is all over the typo and the story (which is mostly true)
>accidentally expose actual truth by correcting him / drawing attention to story
>increase winnings

Trump's gonna get us a good deal desu

>>127821957
How is this not considered spamming?

You idiots. Look at all the attention his tweet is getting. He misspelled it on purpose. Genius.

>>127813636
>he tried to name the jew
twitter didn't allow him

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>>127821957
>this level of mad

>>127822421
This. He's a god damn 3D Golden king. How the fuck does Trump work his technique across three dimensions?

>>127822580
>eat dos scoops
>turns on red lights in white house
>sends typo tweet and leaves in up

instant news cycle
They'd have to cover it
He's can block their smears with his own self smear that's way better in comparison

the beautiful thing is that the last word is superfluous to the message, whatever the word is. he could have ended it on "press," the message is complete. add in a very strange misspelling, now everyone sees it and still gets the message

>>127813636
this may be his most penetrative tweet since the taco bowl, watching those likes and retweets go nuts

Is this 4D Chess or a mistake?

>>127822807
He genuinely is the best troll of all time.
I can only imagine how much of a laugh he must get from doing this shit. Funny to think people actually don't clock onto it, really.

>>127813636

The President wears a monitor- if he were dead, you'd know by now.

>>127820561
I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest

>>127822038
The next was supposed to be wuz

>>127813636

The lawyers who now vet his tweets grabbed his phone away before he could finish.

>>127820942
As if everybody doesn't already know that Trump whines about the media

>>127822081
More like, the russians hacked his brain LULHUURRdurrrrrrrrrrrr

>>127822915
>despite the negative press
>the message is complete
apparently you can become president on a base of just illiterate people

>>127822421
>If you go around flinging your shit and getting attention for it from triggered libtards, you're a genius!

>>127823137
oh they do

but they have to cover it seriously and negatively or risk people seeing him as a genuinely funny guy
>trumps tweet about him being a proud troll
mistake or not it doesn't matter-we could all see him doing this for irl (you)s

>>127822421
>hurr I was just pretending to be retarded
>4D chess!!!

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>>127823403
No one asked you toothpaste

>>127822915
>now everyone sees it
So now everyone who already knows Trump hates the media gets to see Trump suffering a stroke while ranting about the media?

>>127822871
Saved

>>127815295
It's fake.
https://imgur.com/I3K9qiT
I wish it were real.

>>127823552
>implying a typo makes you retarded

>>127813636
Looks like he tried to post the word 'coverage', fucked it up and meant to abort the post but accidentally posted it

What if the elites have decided to kill him while the presidency hasn't truly kicked in and some supporters have their faith shaken from the flip-flops and broken promises?

I hope he's OK, but this is why he should have started full offense on day 1 instead of trying to work with the establishment. Doing an explicit muslim ban, starting the wall from day 1, ignoring the leftist courts, etc. Even if it further alienated some libshits, this would have had enough of his supporters fired up to a degree that would ensure that the elites would not dare kill him because they will fear the backlash.

>>127821957

So what is the "algorithm" or whatever for getting all your tweets at the top? Seems like it's the same people every time, and it's always 6 or 8 tweets in a row.

I don't need a step by step guide or anything, but does anyone know how people do this or how Twitter decides? I don't know shit about Twitter, as it's mostly for black people.

I'm scared now

>>127824864
then the war has a slow start

>make a tweet
>with a typo
>get called into the war room without internet because the religion of peace struck again

Is that so insane?

>>127824184

what a fucking jew lmao

>>127825034

Consider who is the head of Twitter , bot accounts are set to like and re tweet a specific account , Twitter knows about it but they are similar to Suckerberg in their way of thinking so it wont be fixed

>>127826228

Well yeah I've also noticed that the top 100 tweets after his are ALL always negative. Ridiculous.

Did the cia hit him with the heart attack gun

>>127825906
Not just his looks, but his scheming for attention by capitalizing on the most famous typo of all time.

>>127826404
>Trump is kill.
>No.
>Where were you????????

>>127824238
Not quite, but sending the tweet anyways and before you even finish the sentence might be worse.

>>127826419

that was my point, just noticed he looks jewish too lel

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Lets meme COVFEFE to be the modern day 14/88

Twitter devops here

We suspended him from his account for 24 hours after we saw that

:>

>>127826313

nOT always , there is that guys that quotes phrases from the Bible , One nation under god or something like that

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I'ddo likeo sommea moar covfefe

>>127813636
>make a stupid Tweet
>can then proceed to do whatever you want for the rest of the day because you know the media will be occupied with it

>>127813841
this. what a pathetic display.

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It's the end of Trump

>>127813636
>tfw you accidentally paste the nukey codes into your latest tweet

>>127821825

This is exactly what happened. He's in a secure room now and can't tweet.

Screenshot anyone you hate who is pushing this meme.

PRAISE COVFEFE

>>127814778
Good. Fuck the cuck.

>>127813636
Just WTF is his problem!?
Seriously... If he can't finish a tweet what right does he have to be a president? Being President is more than just running a country and making important decisions; being precise on Twitter is FAR more important.
Absolutely fucking rude if you ask me, it's obvious that he is not fit to be president.
Can't believe I voted for that fat orange maniac.

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>>127813636

>>127823159
>The President wears a monitor- if he were dead, you'd know by now.

Actually they'd probably try to keep it locked down as tight as possible until they confirmed the cause, and then they'd have an official announcement during the day.

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>>127821089

>>127819868
underrated

How have none of you figured out hes trolling the press yet?

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it's over guys
surely he'll be impeached over this

>>127814778
Considering he's a guy who has been around elites his whole life, that probably wasn't the case. Besides, aren't there a dedicated group of staffers monitoring his account. I can only guess, like someone else said, this was a mistake and he's too proud to delete it even after his staffers told him already. And now he's trying to figure out an excuse, which is just taking him a long time, for obvious reasons.

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>>127822355

checked and kek'd

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>>127828324
i feel like he is doing nothing else but trolling the press since he started campanging

>The world is so obsessed with this man the very second he makes a typo in a tweet every news outlet is out to get him

>>127828911
Pretty sure it would've been the case with any very known president, maybe not worldwide like that though.

>>127813636
I've read "Despite the constant negative press" about 1000 times in the last hour. Starts to sink in after a while...

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>>127814168
Nice I was there in april
Pic of "the beach" were they made the movie

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>>127830084

>>127813636
What if he just wants coffee?

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>>127830084
>>127830153
thanks anon, this totally hasn't made my morning commute in a shitskin infested train even more of a pain

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>>127813636
>Wants to type about negative press coverage, makes a mistake with typo 'covfefe'
>media proceeds to give negative coverage about this tweet
>gets proven right

he is a genius

>>127830359
it's a shithole, far too many people, I've been twice

>>127813636
What a fucking racist tweet. How can Drumpf be so hostile to people of color? WE NEED TO IMPEACH HIM!!! Hopefully we can get rid of this racist and get Hillary into office like she belongs!

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>>127813636
it could be a cry for help. maybe he's trying to say some of the press want to covertly molest him with a fefe.

>>127819868
this is good shit

>>127813636
I am pretty sure h

>>127819084
Do you not follow the fucking news
Like, the actual news and not the armpits of the internet that are obsessed with every typo posted by Trump

I hope that he won't delete it, comes out has a laff, reinforces his main point then calls Justin from Canada live on speaker phone.

>>127819084

He's doing president stuff.

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>>127830427
True, too many people.
Rather chill at the hotel.
But Thailand ain't cheap, at least anything close to the hotel.
Almost Sweden prices.

>>127819084
ragheads being ragheads again

>>127813636
I'm sorry but covfefegate is fucking hilarious. I've never witnessed the news go this batshit>>127813841

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HE DELETED IT!!!!!!

>>127830359
what are you talking about there's a shitskin in the very middle of that photo. you're safer on your train than in Phi Phi

He has to run a minor country, he's probably doing something slightly more important than fixing a typo on twitter

Covfefe is now deleted

rip

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>>127831562
No, he hasn't

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it's finally gone. I can't believe I caught it just in time, 6 hours later. is that his most retweeted anything?

It's gone.

A million blue tick nobodies cried out in anguish as their oh so witty reply spam vanished

>>127831723
you didn't refresh it idiot

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>>127831723
It's not there when i check it

>>127831854
It isn't deleted

It's still there

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>>127831884

>>127831897
Are twitter servers decentralized in any way?

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Never forgete Covfefe

anybody saying it's still there is paid misinformation at this point

>>127813636
>starts tweeting
>someone important walks into his office
>puts phone in pocket
>butt typos
>send

>>127831858
aaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
S

>>127832024
Not that I know of

Twitter doesn't know where the fuck I am

My gf just logged into Twitter to look at it and says it isn't there, only 'a retweet about Jared Kushner'

it's over guys

The replies are gone, however

Tweets still there, refreshed about a dozen times

>>127832326
no,
it,
is,
not.

link it or leave shill faggot

Covfefe was deleted between 5:30AM and 5:45AM

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>>127832326
And replies are back
That was bizzare

>>127832396
Maybe you're blocked

>>127832396
Check time, top right, faggot

Also filename

>>127832462
I see his entire feed; Donald J. Trump would not personally block me, someone who didn't even comment on any of his shit. Quit being this fucking autistic

>>127832509
this is a shill and it's bizarre af as to why their narrative involves covfefe being real this bad. maybe it's their own Pepe? Pepe vs. Covfefe

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>>127832518
Have another screenshot, faggot

He changed his background

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>>127830359
>>127831590

Do you guys .. like just not go outside?

Are you losers?

>>127830084
THE BIG CHUNKY CHARLIE

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This is total covfefe mayhem

>>127832561
He had to go do something...like be president.

Kabul bombing

>>127822055
It's pretty funny, he knows he can get the idiot masses distracted just by making a typo. Something big is coming.

>>127813636
COVFEFE
MAY 30, 2017 - May 30, 2017

NEVER FORGET
NEVER FORGIVE

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the don cracked a joke about fake press coverage "fee-fees"

>>127832837
More like he was halfway through tweeting in the oval office and got a knock at the door, Mr President there's a situation we need you now, he went to hit cancel and sent

>>127832701
That top reply doesn't show up for me... must have copped a block

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mad man

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He didn't delete BTW

NEW TWEET

9000D CHESS

>>127813636
The president is in constant state of protection and monitoring. Likely he was checked on moments after this tweet was sent, especially by one of his PR people to explain what is happening.

He either knows and is using it for a deeper purpose, or if something did happen, then they're not going to tell the American people unless he's dead. The president's health is a well kept secret.

So for anyone calling me a shill

How's my dick taste?

He can make the news grind to a halt with a simple typo that was likely intended.

And this is something to worry about....yeah it is the media is seriously covering a typo.

>>127833335
HAHAHHAH A FUCKING MAD MAN

>>127813636
He has Alzheimer's. It's over.

>>127833702
Absolutely

COVFEFE is part of the nuclear codes!
Democratized nuke targeting inbound!

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THE TRUE MEANING
UNCOVERED

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>>127836874
RONG

>>127820942
Right. And now normies are flooding his twitter and seeing that Dems don't want Carter Page to testify...

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teespring
get-make-covfefe-great-again

despite all the negative press
clearly
our
victories
fulfill
every
fantastic
expectation

>>127813841
this, although some are losers from the UK.

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GUYS ITS A MESSAGE

>>127813636
Its like someone grabbed the phone out of his hand mid sentence and accidentally hit send

>>127838500
Coverage.

>>127813636
what a fucking newfag, he doesnt even know about Covfefe lmfao

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FEFE?

>>127826560
>not quite, but
Fuck off Reddit

>>127813636
YOU IDIOTS! Thats the code word for launching the day of the rope!
Grab your guns, gasolina and as much rope as you can get your hands on and meet us at Kathy Griffin;s house.

>>127813636
Has anyone got an archive of the tweet? This cretin just keeps on making cretin decisions.

Most likely dementia or something.

>>127840934
Or he had to stop midtweet and go do his job

Like be President of the United States of America

>>127842389
What has he done in his job? Have not seen him do anything other than keep fucking up. Must be an easy job if all you have to do is tweet, haha.

>>127842774
Your embassy in Kabul got bombed

>>127842916
And? What has that got to do with trump being a cretin again?

>>127813636

This shows that he actually stops tweeting when something big happens (bomb in Kabul). It also shows that he just posts whatever he has at the time lol

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>Translate hebrew to english
>type cov
> click did you mean
> Cov meaning pain
> type fefe
> click did you mean
> fefe meaning pep
Pain-pepe?

Is he calling on the frogmen to take down the media?

>>127813636
this tweet will dominate the news cycle for a week and make the media look even more juvenile and stupid than they already do

thats my take

>>127813636
Is it a Caesar Cypher?

>>127830153
Do people ever pay big money to reserve the beach for themselves? Seems like it would suck with all those other people there.

>>127813636
Spicer was asked to give examples of fake news. Trump is just helping him out.

>>127843037
it has to do with the fact that sadly you weren't in it

>>127813636
Yet he managed to press the send key.

>>127838500
god i love him. "Enjoy!" HAHAHAHAHA!

>>127845526
Sincere apologies for the upset but I guess trump was in it considering the brain damage (and that he most likely leaked it over a conversation of covfefe).

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>>127813636
I think i have a much more simple theory than the funny theories people are coming up with. It goes something like this;

Maybe he was halfway doing a tweet when melania walked in in her underwear or lack thereof and told him he should go to bed. So he was typing "inspite of the negative press cov(and then melania walks in, come to bed honey)fefe (f and j has tabs for default position for fingers when blindtyping) halfway looking up. Clicks submit thinking he'll go back and fix it, then after they had sex he falls asleep instead of getting back to fix it, hence why it was up so long.

And then he deletes the tweet and revises it going "Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!" which is what is up there now and the first comment is no longer there which was up for 5 hours or whatever.

He usually writes longer tweets than that, so it does seem like he was interrupted. Also try putting your hands in f j position, if you're a blind typist that can write without looking at the keys, you go fefe with the left hand it's like tapping your index finger (on f) and e (middle finger) twice whilst perhaps looking up on naked melania smiling at him. and going Yeah fuck it i'll sneak back and fix it in a little while which he never did. Or accidentally hit sent not realizing that he had till much later.

And then makes it into a funny many hours later deletes the original tweet and instead posts

>can anyone find out if this (covfefe) means something? Enjoy!

Because it would ofcourse be quite funny if it actually meant something that he wasn't aware of, aswell as essentially wink wink going;

>can you guess what was going on and why my tweet trailed off halfway

If you think about it doesn't that make a whole lot of sense?

tl;dr horny melania interrupted him halfway through the tweet so it kind of trailed off.

Typing in the chemical number for Covfefe "27232626" in Bing gets you a very relevant music video