>Australia >Started with a criminals getting sent there

>>127809002
>the greatest country on earth

The last time I was in Australia I changed my flight to come home early because there were too many Asians and I couldn't deal with it.

It's because the criminals sent to Australia were white.

Even white criminals produce a better society than the best blacks could ever produce.

>>127809002
Classic mistake of not finishing off the natives.

fucking cold today.. moving to afrika

Why are kangaroos such chads

>>127809279
Melbourne or Brisbane?
God i wish they would just fuck off even though they aren't doing anything wrong.
>>127809374
True that
>>127809385
sure maimed them though

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Emus still rule the Australian government.

You can't even purchase plastic knifes without ID.

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>>127810391

Oi OP. What's ya take on the statement from the heart by the Aboriginal constituency.

>>127810391
Goddamn look at that gap. You could sail a fucking tanker up there

>>127809002
>when I went to Australia they confiscated my girlfriend's wooden necklace and said we would have to pay some kind of fucking ransom if we wanted it back, something about microorganisms in the wood invading your pristine environment and the cost of having it irradiated. Then they searched my backpack after I was leaving the supermarket, pointing to some sign that they have the right to inspect bags. Then I was constantly faceraped by your pestilent flies. Then I had nonstop moronic conversations with isolated ignoramuses aboout their Holden utes, who had a permanent chip on their shoulder about whether they should try and identify with their anglo ancestors or embrace their geographic position as an Asian country. Fucking hated Australia.

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how many coons did krys eat?

>>127810438

Oh christ, i thought you fuckers were kidding

The crim DNA was going to override us sooner or later.

Now everyone is a gook and a Jew.

A shit tonne of our white collar work force are gooks and Jews because most Aussies are retards that can barely read.

It is a fact that strife makes people bolder and stronger, whereas comfort makes them indolent

The harsh conditions of Australia has led to a vibrant people living big lives. The ease of European and North American life in the past 50 years has led to pathetic self hatred

>>127809385

The glorious island state of Tasmania finished the job.

>>127809002
>no livestock
>largest exporters of beef because if our massive cattle stations
What mate?

>>127809002
But why are you such pussies now. You are going to be a Muslim continent in 10 years. You guys are like sweden

>>127810438
That's the UK you fucking knob cheese

>>127813146
cuck

>>127815789
t. 56%

>>127810860
>when I went to Australia they confiscated my girlfriend's wooden necklace and said we would have to pay some kind of fucking ransom if we wanted it back, something about microorganisms in the wood invading your pristine environment and the cost of having it irradiated.
this is because our flora and fauna have evolved for tens of thousands of years to survive the unique australian biome. introducing foreign lifeforms can have catastrophic consequences; look at our rabbit problem.

> Then they searched my backpack after I was leaving the supermarket, pointing to some sign that they have the right to inspect bags.
just show them your receipt, don't be a shifty cunt, and don't visit shitty areas. where i live this is only a thing in electronic stores.

>>127813146
if that were true in every case, shouldnt africa be a utopia?

>>127810860
It's pretty common to have to declare wood. In a lot of countries. But usually they just need to inspect it and check there's no signs of shit living in it

>>127813146
40 thousand years of aborigine history disagrees with your statement

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>#2 on the human development index
>#5 on the index of economic freedom

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>>127815921
and still you have no guns

>>127815982
>not accounting for population per capita
If you really want to play this game, do it right.

>>127809002
Greatest is a bit of an exageration, m8

That being said, you guys do alright. The whole noguns thing sucks, among other issues.

>>127809279
>The last time I was in Australia I changed my flight to come home early because there were too many Asians and I couldn't deal with it.

because in South Korea there are no asians, right?

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>>127817825
Nice peashooter faggot

>>127820128
That thing looks like it's seen better centuries

>>127820320
It's a custom build m8, only a few years old. Single shot 300 win mag. The optics alone worth a couple grand