You are teleported back in time to September 1st 1939. You get

Stay away from Russia.

Don't invade russia

>>127801183
>FINISH OFF THE JEW SERVANTS AT DUNKIRK. NO MERCY. THEY WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR OFFERS FOR PEACE.
And because I can't pick one:
>DO NOT TRUST THE KIKE SERVANTS IN RUSSIA. ATTACK THEM NOW. THEY ARE PLANNING TO ATTACK YOU. FINISH THEM OFF SWIFTLY AND VIOLENTLY.

She's in the piano

MEIN FURHER

THEY CRACKED ENIGMA

Norway has oil

>>127801183
Don't invade Russia

Invest in BLACKED.com

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"Just be yourself. That's what I do."

Invest in Microsoft

>>127801183
Dont holocaust the kikes unless you finish the job.

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Believe your intelligence sources' reports on Russian tank strength, but not on numbers of Russian strategic reserves.

>>127801183

Finish Britain first.

>>127801183
Fuck Stalingrad take Moscow straight away.

>>127801183
DO NOT involve yourself in the goings-on of the war. Let your generals run it.

>>127801183

Fight on one front at a time; don't invade russia

stop being an antisemetic douchenozzle

>>127801407
>>127801397

fucking americans, he had to invade russia, if you actually research you'd find out that the border was filled with mistrust and skirmishes. The USSR was only waiting as they industrialised and grew stronger, Hitler knew this and wanted to invade as soon as possible.

Also I'd tell Hitler to focus on the RAF rather than city bombing

>>127801767
If you knew what the Jews were trying to do to you (assuming you're white) you'd be an antisemetic douchenozzle too.

>>127801183
Invest *everything* in MoonCoin.

>>127801407
>>127801397
You stupid bastards. Russia was going to turn against Germany. The invasion was proper, it simply started too late and lasted longer than they had hoped dragging them into the winter.

Invade Russia earlier.

>>127801183
Mein Fürher, don't fuck with Russia. Just don't fucking do it.

>>127801778
nah

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>>127801778
Sooooooooooo his decision worked out to be the right one.

>>127801867
>Invade Russia earlier.
And also, don't reorganize the Panzer Korps. That lost us like three weeks...and like two million White dudes, or whatever.

>>127801577
/thread

>>127801397
>>127801407
>>127801553
>>127801766

>Implying the Russians would not have launched an offensive

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>>127801183
Do the Holocaust, its great idea invented by Jooz.

Don't go to war you will lose. Just wait patiently till 2009 and spend Germanies entire government savings on bitcoin.

Hold this explosive vest for me

>>127801183
How to build nukes.

>>127801183
I told him not to holocaust any jews because it would look really bad and everyone would hate him for it.

I think I managed to convince him. Did I do good? How does this timeline feel about Hitler?

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>>127801183
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET YOUR GENERALS RUN THE WAR!!!!

Don't trust the Anglo.

>>127802196
We love him.

>>127801989
>>127801953
Yes, if he invaded later it would of been even more unlikely he would of won. The grand strategy was correct the tactics employed however were wrong. He should of focused on moscow rather than the oil rich south and stalingrad

>>127802196

So you're the goddamn asshole who's responsible for all these Jews everywhere. It was a nice timeline. WAS.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

The ME 262 is not a bomber dumb ass.

Traps aren't gay

>>127801183
Put everything you've got into nuclear fission and turtle up until you've weaponized it.

>>127801183
Don't fuck with England until after you've dealt with Russia. Bypass Stalingrad at any and all costs

>>127801183
Surrender.
Not even memeing. By '39 the war is already unwinnable, but no one knows it yet. Hitler's only hope is to sue for peace.

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>>127802522
>Traps aren't gay
/thread

>>127801183

Listen to fucking Rommel and send more men to Algeria to bolster the Italians there before the Americans arrive. Do not declare war on America when Japan attacks Pearl Harbor.

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since dunkirk didnt even happen yet, it would be useless to mention dunkirk at all, everyone.

just tell the man to fire Goering, now.

Don't bomb Great Britain (fight their air forces if you must but do not attack their cities). Grind Russia into the dirt as soon as you can, establish a nationalist anti-Communist Russian state as a satellite. Declare war on Japan when they attack the United States & offer to assist them.

>>127802522
NICE DUBZ

>>127801183
THEY WILL CRACK THE CODE
CHANGE THE CODE

ADAPT OR DIE

>>127802569
>Hitler's only hope is to sue for peace.
He did, genius. Many fucking times, in fact. Why do you think he allowed the """allies""" to evacuate Dunkirk?

Go study more history faggot

>>127801756
This

>>127801183
kill muslims instead

>>127802005
From a strategic standpoint, letting Russia invade you and setting a trap is the only possibility.

Select the offensive chit decision and paradrop into every VP

>>127801183
Poland is going to kick your ass. Stop now.

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>>127801183
You're a faggot.

>tfw every advice in the thread would lead to Germany getting nuked to the ground in 1945

Merkel are you shitposting on the 4chinz again?

>>127802545
England declared war on Germany. I don't think he was going to get the chance to avoid that particular conflict.

Put off operation Barbarossa until early next spring.

>>127801183
I'd tell him that the UK and USA are going to back the Soviets no matter what, so no matter how things stand at that moment this is going to be a defensive war for Germany. He needs to plan everything based on facing Communists on one side and their lackies on the other. There is no way to 'win' other than preserving Germany and forcing them to give up trying to destroy you. The Jews have far more power in the US and UK than you realize, mein Führer. This cannot be a war of conquest, you are already surrounded. You are already fighting for mere survival as a state free of Jewish tyranny.

>>127801183
nothing.

But if I could talk to Hirohito
>leave America alone, it doesn't end well for nips.
>make a deal with Chinese Piggu and move on Russia ASAP

>>127802679
U don't know any history

>>127803078
Then Russia invades in the Winter. Big mistake. Aggression is the only way.
You fucking idiot. Do you think Hitler was a power-mad lunatic?
Do you cry when you see skinny juden?

>>127801183
How to make an atomic bomb

>>127801183
Italy is a weak link. Don't waste time bailing his ass out.

>>127801183

I'd tell him not to invade ANYTHING.

>>127801183
Just let Poland go, man. Incentive Germans to return to the Fatherland, invest in better farming technology to feed your people, leave the taking of rightful-clay on the back-burner, for now.

>>127801183
Don't start the war until Italy is ready and you have the nuclear bomb

>>127803311
Oh shit.
You win.

>>127801183
How to make nukes

>>127801183
>What do you tell him?
That he is fucked. So he should just kill himself right now. Because americans are coming to liberate Europe.

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>>127801183
I'd tell him how to build basic gun-style nuclear fission weapons.

Actually kill the Jews you kike lover

re-prioritize your schedule, do not invade the soviet in the winter. wait until your troops are well supplied and they dont have to fight the soviets in the cold.
ww2 wouldve ended different.

>>127801183
The Russians will attack, dig in in Easterb Europe and don't let them surround you. Honestly Hilters biggest mistake was akin to Napolean, over extending supply lines.

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>>127803562
>Hitler
>kike lover
>...
>.......
>................
>TRANSFER AGREEMENT
Fuuuuuuuu

>>127801183
Don't go to war for European dominance

Instead try to form an economical union where Germany will naturally become the most dominant member. Then slowly over time shift towards a political union.

>>127803172
This. If Hirohito didn't fuck up and distracted Russia from behind, the US would have joined later and Hitler wouldn't have wasted troops on the eastern front.

I spoil the endings to all of his favorite anime

Stop with the Sudetenland. They'll give you that, but no more. You've won. Focus on the economy and helping Germans in Germany & Austria. Marry Eva, have a couple of kids, retire to Bavaria and enjoy beer. The End.

>>127801183
Ignore France, invade Soviets asap. Don't pack winter clothing.

Destroy the British at Dunkirk

>>127801183
Become allies with the Russians and red pill stalin. The axis powers would have been unstopable.

>>127803866
You mean to tell me that L dies?

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>>127801183
Warn Japan not to attack Pearl Harbor and bring America into the war.

America was on the fence about getting involved anyway. Prominent voices such as Henry Ford and Charles Lindbergh were against joining the war.

I tell him to control his farts and check his gonads for missing parts

>>127801183
Wait until you infect Madagascar before you rev up the cremation ovens

>>127801183
Don't wait for Mussolini, and don't delay invading Russian just to help out those spaghettiniggers

>>127801183
Let your generals control your military strategy.

>>127803311
But yuh pooland is jewland, that was eating Germany since kike Versailles sanctions

>>127801842
He's probably one of (((those)))

>>127801183
the germans are the weak race
they will loose

kys now and submit to slav power

>>127803983
America was unofficially in the war long before then. FDR was using the lend-lease act to funnel millions of dollars worth of support/aid/resources into the USSR and prop them up against the Germans. That was far more damaging then America's actual contribution to the war effort in terms of boots on the ground.

If FDR wasn't a fucking crypto-commie, we could've let the USSR collapse and then side with Germany.

>>127801183
The russian winter of 41 will be the harshest in a 100 years. Wait till spring of 42.

>>127801183
Keep Japan from attacking pearl harbor for as long as you can. When Japan attacks dont declare war on the US. Essentially keep US out of the war for as long as possible.

>>127801183
Steiner isn't coming, man.

>>127801183
gas them all.

>>127802663
ENIGMA WILL BE AN ENIGMA NO MORE

Kill the Jews.

They are going to blame you for it anyway.

>>127804490
Hitler couldn't wait. The longer the attack on Russia was delayed, the stronger Russia could build itself up with the extra time.

The correct response is to attack Russia EARLIER. Hitler fucked up by delaying the invasion.

>>127801183
Bomb England's factories, not London.

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>>127801183
>You get to tell Hitler ONE(1) thing to change the outcome of the war. What do you tell him?

fire Goering

>>127804900
You're both wrong. Hitler was destined to lose the war. There is no advice that could have possibly helped. Life is already written, and there's nothing you can do to change it.

>>127801183
Stop Mussolini from invading Greece.
Hitler invaded Russia in the late summer early fall.
Because of what Mussolini did, Hitler had to save his ass, and by the time Hitler conquered Greece, the cold weather already started in Russia and they ended up losing just because of that stupid fucking idiot.
Wanna know the funniest part? Italy was getting pushed in by Greece who only had airplanes from PRE-WWI and they only had 55 planes without working radar or compasses, while italy had the latest tech, like the German Stuka.

>>127804915
Pffth.

Dunkirk.

>>127801183
Don't invade poland
just deport the jew/gypsies etc - take in the danzig germans
prepare to fight the russians
drop the socialism part and court the allies. You had to do what you had to do to halt the spread of the bolsheviks.
you're good at speaches but bad at strategy resign while you're on top.

P.S: THE SECOND VIENNA AWARD WAS BULLSHIT.

>>127801183
Just wait until you develop the nuclear bomb. You cannot possibly imagine the importance of your victory.

>>127801459
exactly this

Tell the japs to hold off on pearl harbor and do not wake the burgers.

You must finish off the Jews before they can stop you.

Bormann is a spy.

Conquer the Arabian peninsula.
You'll need the jews to count Petro-Reichmarks by the billions.

>>127801183
To not invade poland,but to continue his military buildup and to trick the Jews into thinking he is their friends and once he secretly develops nukes (hundreds of them) nuke UK and USSR into submission to be vassal states while conventionally Blitzkrieging Fortress Europe, meanwhile inside Germany get rid of all the major bankers, industry jewes etc. in a Red Wedding type of scenario.

BOOM Germany now number one power in the world, with minimal losdes and huge land gains and nukes and internal threats removed

>>127801183
Do not invade the USSR. Take France and force peace.

Tell Hitler to just fucking take Danzig via social pressure via documenting the German genocides instead of invading, it gives him more land and allies for the development of his Reich.

>>127801183
Build nukes before the war

>>127801407

First of all, pull out all the stops to make peace. You fucked everyone by losing, most of all Germany.

If not, heed your general's advice about concentrating your initial thrusts into Russia on Moscow.

Also, do not antagonize the Americans. America's geographic isolation and industrial power won the war.

Good luck, Mr. Fuhrer.

>>127801183
Invade Arabia, and focus on North Africa. Avoid war with the United States, do not attack their trade ships, and take advantage of cash and carry policy to avoid doing so. Do not invade Russia during the cold months, or just wait at least until you have logistics and oil reserves. And, maybe stop doing coke, that doctor of yours is crazy.

>>127801183
Don't let the fucking nazi officers get bribed by the jews

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You're all stupid. See, they'll be looking for army guys.

Lay off the drugs

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>>127801577
>>127801664
Best

>>127801714
>implying holocaust was ever a plan or even happened at all

>>127801183
Nuclear weapons

How much jew gold did hitler get from the Holocaust?

>>127801183
You are going to be accused of trying to kill all the Jews so you might as well. Free us from a future with cultural Marxism. You won't be remembered for it but you will be a hero.

Finish atomic weapons first.

tell him to fuck BREAK ALLIANCE WITH JAPAN ! and DO NOT ATTACK AMERICUNTS UNTIL THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS READY(sorry adolf i can bring a book or two with me ) ! destroy the brits at dunkirk , focus on THE INDUSTRY , AND THE RAF AIRSTRIPS , DESTROY THEIR INFRASTRACTURE , MAKE THEM KNEEL and surredender . now with the bongs out of the way , russia should be duable

>>127801183
It's going to be one of the coldest winters. So pack those clothes and manage your supplies

>>127806192
>invade Arabia

What an idiotic strategic blunder that would be, US would immediately enter against him full force. No, Hitler shouldve invaded England when it was still weak, he made the mistake of just an air campaign for sentimental reasons because he idiotically had a soft spot for Anglos and had this fantasy that they would join him

Do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCWAcqlMc9o

>>127801183
Post your art on /pol/. They love manlets like you and your buddies.

>>127801183
Kill Stalin

>>127802663
He would need to rebuild machines. They cracked it daily.

>>127801183
Don't attack Russia in the winter you fucking retard, and (I know it's cheating) but let Donetz and Rommel loose to do whatever the hell they think best.

Commit an actual Holocaust that makes Stalin look like a wannabe school shooter.

Crush the English at Dunkirk and then immediately hand all military command to your generals.

Invest in monero

Develop nukes now. It's your only chance of winning.

>>127807685 refer to >>127805035

Kys fag

call for peace talks and keep what you have

>>127802591
>Do not declare war on America when Japan attacks Pearl Harbor.
Japan was a axis nation too.
It was part of the treaty

>>127803311
The banks were already pushing to fuck with him.

Also now that I think about it modern farming tech could win that war. Hell corn products are unhealthy in the long run bit fucking calorie packed.

>>127801183
Take Russia first and in the Spring. Put every last man, woman, and child to the sword.

>>127803804
The british, french and soviets would never allow it

>>127801183
Don't fuck with Russians.

>>127801183
Plastics

>>127801183
Dont split your army between Stalingrad and the Caucuses.

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Don't let Mussolini declare war on Greece as it will delay your eastern offensive and lose you the war, and don't let Japan declare war on America as they have nuclear weapons and will reduce their cities to rubble in seconds.

>>127803172
>>127803826

This. USSR had troops in Eastern Russia in preparation for a potential Japanese invasion, when this clearly was not going to happen, Stalin sent the troops over to the Eastern Front.

Tell Japan to prioritize Russia (seriously after a certain point they were just murdering chinks for sport after a certain point) and tell them not to antagonize the USA.

>>127808565

typo** but you understand what I was trying to stay.

don't invade russia.

>>127801183
you have been betrayed by the brits and the americans. they will not put israel back on the map unless there is a real death toll . you MUST exterminate all jews in eastern european holding facilities. their propaganda campaign you singed off on forces them to accept the agreed upon conditions

>>127801183

I've come from the future, listen carefully:

In about 5.5 years, you actually kill yourself (in a bunker surrounded by Soviets) after witnessing the biblical butt-fucking of your beloved culture and nation.

The majority of the surviving veterans of your army were shamed apologists to their dying breath, and the leaders were either (a) literally executed by kikes, or (b) died poor in some dirty South American old folks home after marrying and inbreeding with Argie-beaners.

You're remembered by most of humanity as an uppity cunt. The few who still appreciate you are (rather ironically) the poorest and most uneducated, hovel-dwelling, pants-shitting whites you can find. Your own emasculated people have been apologizing for your existence on a daily basis for the last 80 years.

So, just sayin ya might wanna be just a tad more graceful, k fella?

>>127801183
Don't waste your time dicking around in the Balkans go right for the Soviets

>>127801183
Destroy the Bolsheviks. Leave Western Europe alone, go all out on the Russians.

>>127806151
>America won the war
>Implying Hitler didnt want peace and try hard to get it

Yeah, no. USSR won the war by sacrificing millions of white men on the eastern front. USA was just a distraction.

>>127801183
I'd dispose of him and take his place, do a top-to-bottom purge of the NSDAP just like Stalin did with the Communist Party.

>>127802522

But trips are

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Buy Hearts Of Iron 4. Play Germany.

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>>127801183
Enrich Uranium-235 to at least 80%, assemble into supercritical mass by propelling subcritical mass together. The Uranium will release a nuetron which will bombard another nearby atom to produce Uranium-236 and begin an unstable fission chain reaction. This will produce roughly 180 million electron volts, 90%+ being kinetic energy... you get my drift.

Happy conquest, Herr Hitler.

My Fuhrer. You should consider a automatic rifle that fires an intermediate cartridge. A smaller rifle cartridge but still much more powerful than a pistol caliber would greatly help the Wermacht infantry take control and dominate in urban environments.

>>127801183
Take out Russia ASAP. Prepare for winter ffs.

>>127801183

Space and Time are relative.

>>127811111

>>127811060
Came here to post this. You mouth breathers are talking about Russia, Panzers, Enigma, etc. All he needs to know is the result of supercritical Uranium-236.

>>127801183
Don't fuck with the russians

>>127801183
build jets for air superiority, use a mechanically synced frequency device to create steerable torpedoes not affected by interference, and use the mg-42 roller delayed locking mechanism to build a repeating rifle with e detachable magazine in the 7.92 kurtz round. make this a priority. invade russia in the spring of 42, not 41.

alternatively, 41 works if you're willing to eat the russians

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Do something about 80% of your forces being supplied by this

>>127801478
hahaha

>>127801183
churchill is a globalist

"Don't fuck with Poland"

>>127801183
Build nukes quicker nigga

>>127801778
>Americans literally think they were the primary target of wwii

>>127801397
>Stay away from Russia.

*stay out of Eastern Europe

>>127801183
Stay the fuck out of Greece and focus on Barbarossa. If the Italians can't get their shit together that's their problem.

>>127801183
Don't invade Poland.

DON'T START THE WAR

BE CONTENT WITH WHAT YOU HAVE

THE USSR WILL COLLAPSE BY ITSELF IN TIME. DON'T LET IT DRAG YOU DOWN FIRST.

>>127801183
tell him about DDay

>>127801183
False flag the shit out of Russian attacks on the Allies

>>127801183
Basic nuclear chemistry

Blitzkreig straight into Moscow before winter. Fuck everything in its path.

>>127811060
Came to post something like this.

If I was allowed to say two things or more I'd add:
"Tell biologists DNA is the hereditary molecule and is shaped like a double helix, A pairs T, G with C, use crystallography. Some parts of DNA are non coding, copy them, make gel from agarose and use electricity to propel DNA in gel. Use this to test the whole population, eradicate every secret jew".

>>127801183
If you invade your enemies, they win

>>127801183
Put the war on hold, start assassinating the Rothschild bankers and their lackeys first

>>127801183
Gas them all

>>127801183
Attack france and only france but dont go through belgium

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>>127801183
Be friends with Russia. Stalin hates Jews too. Team up with Russia and commit to going after your enemy, the JewSA, and do this quickly because they are building the mother of all bombs called "the atomic bomb." Subdue them quick before they complete it.

I guess that's kinda more than one thing.

>>127801183
Tell him he should not have invaded Poland today because your only ally specifically requested the opposite

Have Dr. Morell fired and thrown out of the country before he destroys you.

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>>127803000

>>127801183
Do not declare war on the USA, finish Britian before going after the Rooskies.

Up Fanta production while you're at it too.

>>127801183
brits have been blacked. they hold no pride. just nuke them.

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>>127812666
>DON'T START THE WAR
was war really avoidable back then?

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>>127814849
>Up Fanta production
How just steal the coke recipe instead? Have you ever had a Fanta? I'd rather drink crab juice

Give them no mercy
Execute Operation Sea Lion
gas the jews, for real

>>127801183
Invade the UK first and kill Winston Churchill, It will make it harder for America to attack you. Then allow the British Empire to continue under the King, which you have an alliance with, now push up through Russia, all the way up to Moscow and kill Stalin, that will put you in a comfy position and you can propagandize those countries and implement eugenics programs for your coming fight with the Americans and then the extermination of the rest of the Juden, hail victory!

>>127801183
How to make a nuclear bomb.

Do not fight with Russia. This country is invincible.
Take the rest of Europe and conquer England. Americans do not know how to fight white people, in a real way. You can easily beat them.

>>127801183
GO FOR MOSCOW NOT STALINGRAD WHEN YOU ATTACK RUSSIA

>>127801183
Rush Caucasus

>>127801397
Invade Russia ASAP and go straight for Moscow.

>>127816638
>>127816237
>go straight for Moscow.
>American education
>Napoleon? who is it? What is he famous for?

>>127817283
Go straight for Moscow.
IN MAY
http://www.holiday-weather.com/moscow/averages/

>>127801183
Tell him about modern cryptography and how to implement it so Enigma is never cracked

Tell America that if we help him, we will conquer canada and Mexico and give both to America completely.

>>127801183
Well, I'd prefer to go back and tell him not to invade Czechoslovakia. But by 9/1/39, there's no going back on that deal.

I'd probably tell him that he needs a strategic long range bomber, or he doesn't have a hope of winning.

>>127801183
Don't invade Russia in the winter.

>>127801183

Operation Sealion is the prerequisite to Barbarossa.

>Instead of letting allies escape Dunkirk, allies are captured.
>Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine coordinate invasion
>Spain joins the Axis after London falls
>Yugoslavia and Greece and are a cakewalk for the Italians who face little resistance in Libya and Egypt.
>War with the USSR by May of 1942

Literally would change everything, no bomber bases in the UK to destroy industry and infrastructure, at least 2 or 3 SS Divisions from British troops, more French SS Divisions after total collapse of allies, US less likely to join the war, etc.

The war with the USSR would still be brutal but at least it would be a one front war even with the British "government in exile" based in India trying to do dumb shit.

The Japs would still lose to the US, but China would never go communist, and the cold war would most likely be against the Axis powers with the US/China/Japan/India as main allies.

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>>127801183

>>127801183
Japan is going to hit a place called Pearl Harbor. And this will trigger the Americans to fight in the war. Stop them by any means nessicary.

>>127817441
>It's not the Russians who pissed us off.
>It's all the weather!

>>127817797
>invade Russia in summer
>winter still coming in due season
>FFFFUUUUU

>>127801183

Don't go attack France, don't anger Britain and the United States, don't ally with Japan.
Just fucking charge east until all of Russia is dominated. Seriously, france was a meme victory

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>>127818632
Send the new crypto tech to Japan so this is never reported.

I'd tell him to sue for peace. With only half of the territory he gained in the early stages of the war, he'd be able to build a super power to rival the population and industrial capacity of the Soviet Union and the United States.

There was no reason to continue the war other than vanity - he should have quit while he was ahead and consolidated power.

> tfw Hitler was the weak link in National Socialism

>>127801183
covfefe

>>127818909
If only you guys weren't literal Commies at the time a lot of problems would have been avoided. You should feel bad.

>>127801183
The Jews you want to kill are in the USA.

Unite with Russia.

>>127819016

Strasser bros would've been better

pick a direction u fuck

>>127801183
Get winter clothing and stop pretending like defense isn't a legitimate strategy. Let Russia bleed themselves dry as they try and storm the Steppes. Make peace with England and the United States.

>>127801183
The Nuke works. triple your efforts to developing it and start mass producing ASAP.

>>127801183
Start with Russia. Don't divert an ounce of your resources elsewhere until you've steamrolled Russia. Then focus squarely on America. That'll be the big one, requiring the resources to compete with their's. Leave Europe to last.

>>127802476

Without Holocaust, Jews would be considered another type of terrorist durkas, tbqh.

Invade Britain. Do not pursue peace will Britain.

invade in the late spring not middle of winter

>>127819121
Oh puh-lease. The bolsheviks fled to Russia ever before WW2.

>>127819109
If it were not for the Communists, you would now live in shit, humiliated by the capitalists, working 12 hours a day.
Only frightened of the victory of communism, the capitalists began to flirt with the workers and pamper them in every possible way

>>127801397
This, invade Britain instead.

>>127808042

>Put every last man, woman, and child to the sword.

I'd tell that to Stalin referencing Germans and their sidekicks.

"Make a nuclear bomb, you have 3 years to do it"

>>127819553

Ruskie is right
The rise of socialism really made the cappie cunts shit themselves. It's a shame the USSR and Germany didn't ally, Hitler and Stalin had a lot in common and I think if they spoke together they'd get on well.

>>127819253
>Make peace with England and the United States
And what's the point then?

>>127801183
Don't blow resources on expensive gimmicks.

>>127819466
sacrifice the Anglo for the greater good

>>127819545

Many of them joined the list of "Millions of innocent Stalin's victims" by 1940.

>>127801183
You went wrong in the eyes of the world and your own ideology when you subjugate the Czechs. Give them their own free state.

And Danzig is not worth the Reich.

>>127801778

I've always wondered. What if he fortified Europe and met the slav hordes on familiar ground? Wouldn't the soviets have wasted millions in human wave attacks and lost eventually? Europe is a natural fortress after all, with its mountains. Also, his forces wouldn't have been spread on such a large surface and could've used the superior German technology to his advantage.

Any historyfags that can provide an answer?

>>127819109
Daily reminder that only the possibility of the commies hanging the rich faggots by the noose made those rich fags even consider doing something for the good of their countrymen instead of using them as a dairy cow.

Daily reminder that on one prodigy like Henry Ford there are thousands of faggots that wouldn't see the picture further than "having my ass all cozy and warm".

And yes, once commies lost the grip, (((outsourcing))) and similar degeneration started to occur.

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Go to the prom
t. Marty McFly as Darth Vader

>>127820182
Well at least there would be no lazy niggers on welfare...

>>127820158

>What if he fortified Europe and met the slav hordes on familiar ground?

The guy who unironically wanted to send slav hordes died from an alpine equipment overdose in the skull in 1940.

If Stalin truly wanted to do this shit, he'd send Ruskies in during Czechoslovakian campaign, instead of relying on Benesh opinion.

>>127820278
Corporate kikes getting their fuckups paid with middle class/working class taxes are barely better.

>>127820387

I thought the soviet industry wasn't ready yet at that point.

>>127801183
Put a bullet in Goering's skull.... listen to people who actually know what they're talking about, like your admirals in the Kriegsmarine pushing for u-boats. The Luftwaffe will fail at every objective

>>127819900
>this shit again
Daily reminder that he took almost all Europe with next to no losses in a weeks (for each country). If he wouldn't attac Russia EU would appeared quite earlier.

>>127801756
>>127802238
That's an odd pic anon

1. Attack the soldiers stranded at dunkirk, don't go for britain, go for moscow not stalingrad,

>>127820158
Ideologies aside am pretty sure with the technology of the atom bomb around corner Europe could be a radioactive wasteland if Hitler stocked around long enough :/

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Incentive the Irish to turn against Churchill and send Mosley and all his supporters weapons.
With Britain under Mosley's control and Ireland providing extra muscle on the Western front you'll be fucking unstoppable!

>>127801525
1. we got invaded
2. they didn't know how to drill offshore back then

So there's this faggot named Turing.

>>127801183
Level Britain to the ground. Dump everything into leveling their cities and killing every British citizen alive so that the surrender of everyone outside the Russian front is fast and sudden. If Hitler focused on the traitors first, he would save the world.

>>127820991

I thought the americans made progress with their nuclear research thanks to german scientists that were captured or surrendered.

And I think the american public would've been against nuking europe, since they wanted to "save it" not destroy it, since germans were not a different race (like the asians) and the reich didn't do pearl harbor... or even attack american ships supplying anglos.

So nukes aside, I'm still curious. Would've Fortress Europe survived countless soviet waves?

Yo I'll give you a rundown on how to win if you promise me Slovenians are Austrian Germans and you don't kill my family, deal?

>>127804449
lend-lease didn't do jack shit for the Russians outside of make their advance into Germany a little easier

>>127801183
Italians suck ass.

"Hey Addy, im from the future, unfortunately it doesn't matter what I say because in the end the jew always comes out on top...eh um also can I have your pen? ok fine..bye..*mumbles nigger under breath* "

>>127819555
He couldn't. The British navy was MUCH larger the German navy

>>127801183
Don't let the allied forces kidnap Einstein than develop nuclear weapons to win the war.

>>127802310
the reason he lost was because his generals wanted to focus on moscow. He wanted to focus on the oil rich areas and cut off Russian production. Taking moscow would be pointless if the ruskies could continue pumping out tanks.

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>>127801183
"You better give up now, bitch"

>>127817797
That's fucking burger education for you. Seriously dude, best thing you can do is to going to your school right now and shooting your history teacher.

>>127823427
>is going to
fix, fug

Covfefe

Will you sign my copy of Mein Kampf?

Fuck Eva while you can.

>>127801183
Don't invade Russia

>>127801183
Keep bombing the Royal airforce, not London etc

>>127801183
get a better doctor.

Your mom is a jew...

>>127823427
That's hilarious given every bit of Russian history is literal propaganda.

>>127801183
I would say

>You are destined to start the 1000 year Reich. Do what seems right in your heart.

Then I would rampage through Berlin in 1945 and have access to all Aryan qt's

>>127801183
>Stop farting so much

>>127801183
Look out for aristocrat traitors in the general staff. They cost him the war, and without them it might not have happened.

Source: Hitler's Revolution by Richard Tedor, a major redpill on the Reich palatable to normies.

>>127801183
Ditch the expansionist Lebensraum idea.

>>127801183
Focus everything on africa.
You'll get all the oil and Britain will sue for peace.

>>127822983
Einstein was a plagiarist and a hypocrite. He has contributed absolutely nothing to the world.

>>127803983
> ITT Americans who think they were the reason the allies beat Germany

kek

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>>127801183
>Russia will attack two months after you invade Poland

>>127801183
kill the muslims as well as more jews

>>127801756
implying his generals were better than him

>>127821506
no deal

>>127801183
I go to Japan and tell Tojo to never invade Hawai

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>>127801521

Anyone not replying with this is an uneducated üntermensch

>>127801183
Tell him about Operation Fortitude and to keep as much force as possible at Normandy. Either that or don't trust the samurai

>>127801183
How to build an atomic bomb

>>127801183
The British will not yield to reason.
Destroy them at Dunkirk.

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>>127801183
accomplish herzels plan, move the jews to the middle east and turn them into the financinal backbone of the nazi party. turn the Muslims into the boogie man you need to control the stupid masses

tell the Japs to hold off attacking America and instead invade the soviets from the east while Germany hits from the west

Invade England immediately after the retreat from Dunkirk, no matter the cost. Game over

>>127820690
Russia could have never surrendered the Balkans to Hitler, it was traditional Russian sphere of influence.

Hitler should have stayed the fuck out of Eastern Europe.

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>>127801183
SURRENDER NOW NAZI SCUM OR WE DO THIS THE HARD WAY AGAIN!

Peace with Greece

>>127801183
Don't backstab Russia until spring and make sure you get rid of the Royal Air Force.

Simple, don't invade Poland.
Let Russia do it on its own.
Britain declares war on Russia - If it doesn't, declare war on Russia very soon after it takes Poland and use positive opinion from Britain to delay them starting a war with you.

Telling him how to make nukes is the only right answer. Just nuke everything and you win.

TELL HITLER HOW TO MAKE NUKES U FUCKING TARDS.

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Support Mosley.

With the Empire on his side the Axis would have been Unstoppable.

Hitler wouldn't have had to worry about ANYTHING from the west if he had the UK on his side. it would have taken ages for the USA to build its fleet large enough to challenge the Royal Navy. it may have even been impossible for them to take on the British and the Japanese Navy;s combined.

>>127825780
Wouldn't work with the german hating swine Churchill

>>127801183
more people to make the big bomb!

>>127801183
Take this penicillin 2 times a day until the prescription runs out. I'm from the future and we're pretty sure you caught syphilis from a prostitute in Vienna in 1908.
Btw Indiana Jones is gonna fuck up the quest the arch of the covenant and the quest for the holy grail so you should probably try to get rid of anyone named((Spielberg)).

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>be Adolf in 1939
>during usually walking through crowd of your fellow Germans you spot someone who stands out
>some fat zit-faced pathetic looking loser hysterically makes his way through the crowd towards you
>the crowd is also excited but this one doesn't look like one of your perfect Aryan children of the Reich that you have molded, something is up
>he stand before you, does the most autistic Nazi salute you've seen in your years as leader
>proceeds to try to frantically yell some bullshit that is a mixture of American English and some of the most ear-raping German you've ever heard in your life
>says he came from /pol/ ...(Poland?) and something about invading Russia and dares to tell you that German will be defeated
>now ignoring the retard, you wonder why the Soviets and Americans could be working together and why they sent this retard child as their spy
>send the retard to the gas chamber with the others
>proceed Operation Barbarossa as planned

GTK


RWN

>>127801183
>meinen fuhurer, dont fight the russians
>**teleports away from u**

>>127801521
>MEIN FURHER
>THEY CRACKED ENIGMA
Best Answer

>>127824787
No, but if japan had focused on Russia that would of freed Germany up to focus on the rest of Europe

Stop after the Munich treaty. You've milked the Brits and the Frogs as far as they'll go and any war against the USSR or UK is unwinnable due to UK being impregnable and eventually receiving US help and USSR having the strategic depth to receive any knid of punishment.

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Make sure U-56 has Working torpedoes on october 30th