>mfw there is a Pink Eye epidemic in my country
>mfw i know someone is behind this
>mfw i got pink eye in my right eye today
:(
Fuck you germanics, i know its you,
You just want to make money selling your shit
>>127786271
Bump
Dis is how it starrs. Dis rigth hure. Da end is nehar.
>>127786271
Atleast you havnt deforestated your country like your neighbors
>>127786271
you're just high breh
>>127786271
Stop using your cellphone on the shitter, or at least wash your god damn hands after you take a crap.
>>127786271
So youre saying now would be a bad time to come fly down and fuck cheap Dominican whores? Should I cancel my ticket?
>>127786271
>>mfw there is a Pink Eye epidemic in my country
POO IN LOO
>>127786271
wow i got pink eye today
>>127786271
maybe try not smearing shit in your eyes
or washing your hands 2 times a day, then come back to us blackwad
>>127786271
If you have pinkeye (conjunctivitis), know that it is more than just pinkness in your eye.
At night, your eye may weep boogers, gluing your eye shut. If you wake up and are unable to open you eyes, do not panic. Stumble blindly to the bathroom and apply a wet rag to your eye until you loosen up the boogers enough that you can open your eye.
fuckin wash your shit covered hands you goddamned dirty apes.
mfw the one time i get pink eye is wiping sweat outta my eye with a "gym" towel. lol
fuckin' gross.
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