CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD – MEMORIAL SHOTS FIRED AND

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>>127660610
Niggers ruin everything, and must be removed from North American soil.

Thanks, OP!

>>127660776

This is what Liberia was made for.

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>>127660610
Time to get comfy...

>>127660776
I literally only see men in that picture

Niggers scared of a toolbox like Its offering it a job kek

>>127660900
I need to make a meme promoting Liberian relocation:
>We wuz kangz n sheeit
>We can be kangz again

KILL YOURSELF ALREADY

Don't do it, storeman. You have so much to live for before some random nigger guns you down.

NINE
NINE SHOTS FIRED!
AH AH AH

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8th for the breast-grabbing male black

yes, /comfy/ time now

Love the OC, I remember that call...you don't need an invite .LOL

>>127661294
meant for >>127660946

>>127660956
>I literally only see men in that picture
>literally
You are obviously a grill, so two things:
1) Tits or GTFO
2) Stop using 'literally' when it isn't necessary, it is the go-to word of emphasis for cucks

Regarding pic related, they are bound for Europe. But you are correct, groids AND sheboons must be removed.

>6 male his panics fighting

Homeless man just tried to get /comfy/ at the lobby of Chase bank...

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>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>4 shots fired at 122 and Wood
>4 shots fired at maple and Washington
>caller said 1 shot fired then she hung up

>>127661678

Maybe he's just looking for some wifi trying to get on /cpd/

>fight in the high rise parking garage

>>127661294
I can't take credit for the OC, I don't remember what anon posted it but I love it so I had to save it...not my work unfortunately.

>12 shots heard
>getting all anonymous callers

>>127662156
>Annnnnonymous

>*exasperated* ANONYMOUS
>sassy calling me by name
>feels good

>>127662265
we're all calling now kek

>12 shots fired

I wonder how many of these are fireworks?

>>127662265
>Ah-nnno-nymous

>>127660610

>/cpd/

It's the best of /pol/ culture.

>pushing the customer service button

the outrage!

>5 shots heard from the alley

I'm having a better night now.

>USMC Veteran
>Fucking Memorial Day
>Pound a bunch for my fallen homies in AFG
>Pass out
>Wake up
>Oh fuck, CPD is up
>Feel better lads
>Cat in lap

Maximum comfy, albeit hung over edition.

>>127660956
>I literally only see men in that picture
no, those are all unaccompanied teenagers seeking refuge

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Good evening Robert.

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Everyone comfy?

>we're in a big baglog
>

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>>127662870
Status: /comfy/

>>127662514
>>127662870
>>127663153

Max comfy, Roberts.

>Woman getting assaulted by male white in hoodie.

>mother left retarded 12 y/o daughter at home, she is not clothed

>>127663153

Did someone from /cpd/ take that pic?

>I'm coming out the booth!

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evening lads. 847 robert back for more. already feeling very comfy. any word on the nail gun crew?

>>127663419
Nope. Just google that pic.

>>127663419
Well the CN tower is in the background which is in Toronto so I'm guessing no just by doing a Google image search.

>>127663419
Don't think so. I found it one night roaming the net.

>>127663520
> any word on the nail gun crew?
The question we all have.

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evening Roberts what i miss?

All this sassery, how can we hold it?

Male black with glasses wearing a funny hat

>>127660610
Who Chicago here? Northcenter reporting in, all is quiet for now.

Glasses and funny hat.

That's funny.

>black male wearing glasses and a funny hat
a what?

>>127664031
Like funny ha ha? Do I look funny to you? Do I amuse you?

>>127664031
Black male.

Watch yo keys

>>127664113
>>127664139
ok, you both made me laugh

Caller heard two shots

>4-6 shots fired on maple

>>127664221
Lmao

pppt.

SASSY AS FUCK

>>127664267
ROTFLMFAO, check yo keys nigga!

>woo woo
>yeah yeah

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>>127664113

>Wow-wow
>yeah-yeah

What did they mean by that?

>Lots of shots fired
>Hoodies
>Funny hats
>Male black
>Male white
>Sassssssy

Pretty good night so far, lads.

>>127664390
LMFAO

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>>127664431
He fits the description

The other day, I saw a black man walking down the street with a large flat-screen television in his arms. I thought, "Oh shoot, that looks like mine." But then I realized it couldn't be mine -- Mine was at home shining my shoes.

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Funny hat

>Someone tried to steal caller's bike, damaged the lock
>Caller need help removing the lock

>Addison brown line
Holy fuck that's near my house.

>>127664626
That's fuckin hilarious

>>127664715
Caller needs cops to help him steal a bike

>>127664836
The perfect crime

>>127664836
Perfect crime.

>>127664645
Holy fug

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>>127664892

Go ahead

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>>127664906

>>127665003
College professors love those.

>>127664626
I dunno why but this made me laugh my fucking ass off

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>>127665058

>>127663725
i knew i wasn't the only one thinking about that. great roberts think alike

>>127665058
What the fuck kinda drugs are these niggers on?

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>>127665099

>>127665058
well at least she's not wearing one of those stupid airbrush memorial t-shirts

>>127665099
He wuz a gud boi

>>127665208
Like RIP Big Mike?

250 pound silver back with a crew cut.

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>>127665328

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>>127665453

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>we got shots fired at 4455 n magnolia

>>127664906

That's only tier 1 niggerdom.

>Hamlin and Central Park
Of course it's the fuck west side.

>>127665453
Lmao

Black vehicle wit da chrome rims.

>Hamlin and Madison
Of course it's the fucking west side.

>>127665800
But was it innocent?

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>>127665371
>gone to soon

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>>127665058
i like how "her" has entirely devolved to "ha" since they can only spell phonetically, and we're several generations deep into not bothering trying to teach them how to talk properly.

Goof evening, Roberts. How's my city doing tonight?

>>127665858
He Dindu nuffins

>>127665926
RIP Saint Swisher Sweets

>Battery in progress
>"Probably going to be the theme of the night, this one"

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Theme of the night?

https://youtu.be/zx8nFANwZ1U

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>>127666099
>>127666121

Don't even bother running the plates, you know they're stolen.

>female Robert talkin
>male Robert yelling in the background
>STAY IN THE CAR! STAY IN THE CAR!
oh this is getting heated

Truly this is the best subculture of /pol/ ever.

Thank god for Robert.

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>>127666296
I agree with this entire post. Welcome back, anon.

>>127666296
I live for this every night.

>>127666296
The music theme really sells it

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>>127666296

It's a permanent chimpout. It reminds somewhat of Ferguson and Baltimore and Milwaukee and Minneapolis and Charlotte. Before all of the reddit cancer came from the election.

>>127666296
succinct and accurate. couldnta said it better

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>>127666296

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>>127666013
lmao they are devolving to grunts and glyphs.

To be honest, I only found these threads about... 3 weeks ago or something. I've only gotten down the basics of what everything means, but I missed all the big events, the OC, or whatever legends /cpd/ has scene.

But that doesn't matter, I guess, just stayin' comfy.

>>127666627
>you will never watch the Zimmerman trial live with /pol/ ever again

>>127666785
Okay, let's not suck our own dicks too hard.

>>127666790
well, I guess the shit pile and the two padlocks means he keeping shit on lock down? thankgod I'm old and nobody I associate with uses emojies

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>>127666790

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>>127666929
This is all rambling from ghostposter.

So why are the MSM trying to say nobody was shot in Chicago this weekend? Is an election coming up or something?!

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Shooter in the house next door 2 no floor

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>>127666790
Pretty soon they'll be speaking only in monosyllabic hashtags and emojis. It's fucking hilarious.

>>127667076
There's also the syrup merchant that blew our minds. This is quite an observation to make.

10 or more gangbangers out front

shits about to get real !

10 - FO robert

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>>127667031
Dropping those Hamiltons

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>>127667031

>female with open sores all over her body in the store touching everything

>female with open sores touching everything in the store
>evil laughter

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>>127667031
>>127667023
He is forced to maintain his current status of civility to his dismay regardless of current, or past associations with other gun toting fellows of less than reputable character.

What in the fuck was that modulated laugh sound!?

Female with open sores touching everything *laughing in background *

>male shot in the back

>>127667080
because the totals are not "official" yet? maybe Tuesday they will mention it then segue into weather?

>>127667422
Cops laughing

Damn shame only 4 have been killed and 29 wounded thus far

>>127667422
literally pestilence atop the white horse

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First time Robert dropping in. Extra /comfy/ mode initiating.

>>127667484
Five if you count the one yesterday.

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You idiot when they say 1341 "Robert" that's code for the special units, the ones who drive around in the Unmarked ford escapes

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>>127667131

>>127667589
Welcome

>>127667481
God, it made me jump outta my chair...sounded like a fucked up Joker laugh.

>>127667644
Love it

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>>127667589
haha well said. nice pic

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>>127667080
>So why are the MSM trying to say nobody was shot in Chicago this weekend?

Who nose?

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>>127667394

>>127667705
ROTFLMFAO, that shit was crazy.

For your first call of the night, I'm gonna start it off with a simple domestic with a drunk dad.

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>>127667782

>shell casings on the ground
>male trying to lure a kid at the carnival

>>127667742

That looks vibrant. I bet those shops are doing well.

Based clerk stopping the pedo

>Male tried to lure a child away

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>>127660776
>This is just one of the many reasons HIllary is going to hell.

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>>127667742

Like a little slice of Africa right in your own bavk yard.

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>>127667782
>Dat THICC azz Hi Point muzzle
This is the weapon of a skelenigga that drapes his wraith-like torso in $5 notes

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>>127667782
I'm skeptical that this young man attended the institution represented.

>>127668135
Waste of a good heart.

Got my brand new mattress in and bitch I'm /comfy/

>>127668316
Honorary?

>>127668136
Are you the anon that makes all these because they're dope af

>two victims
>both critical

>female with gunshot wound to upper right chest

did anyone die this weekend?

>>127668362
Waste of Fried Tennessee Hen-meat.

>>127668136
Droppin those Lincolns

Hooray

>Male and female, both critical
>female - left chest, upper right chest

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>>127668472
That I am. Thanks, m8. Happy to hear you enjoy them. This place inspires me. I'm not alone, /cpd/ has quite the concentration of regular OC producers.

>>127668362
you don't know the half of it. his mother wouldn't keep him on his meds before surgery, his diet was crap and the hospital initially refused to short list him and get him a heart. it went public and people were all "Doctors is racist! Dey don't want dis young black man to get a new heart!" So the hospital caved and gave him a heart, and he shits on his new lease on life.

"Robert"
Designation for the "Overnight Rapid Response Teams". Non beat assigned units available to respond anywhere within their assigned districts, out outside with permission.
Unit IDs ie. 172R, 1428, etc.
First number or two denote the district from 1-25. The last two denote unit number, Sgt. of a sector such as minutes numbers ending in 0 like 20 for the 20 sector, 30 for 30 sector, or vehicle type such as all 72 units are paddy wagons, vehicles capable or holding a multitude of offenders.
Adam-Frank units of the same unit number
These units are "entertainment units", unmarked cars used for locations with large groups of people like areas with many bars.
00 or 01 units
They are generally district desk units.

Not all these are set in stone, there can be some variation, but most will follow this guideline.

>>127668316
Sheeeit nigga

>>127668595
including today, 5 have died
http://heyjackass.com/

>>127668626
Man you gotta teach me your ways...I know Photoshop like the back of my hand and have tried making some OC but I just can't get the /cpd/ aesthetic right. Any tips/tricks you can give me?

>>127668711
I wish I could say I'm surprised but...I'm not.

>AMBERLAMPS

>>127667676
Thanks

Should be a good night to tune in.

>3rd party caller can hear fighting and items breaking

Jew's are great at getting monkeys to act like bad asses.

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>>127668626
Nope, no creator is in this alone.

For you newRoberts, I'm PicRobert. I give quite a few pics up for those /comfy/ views through hell-colored glasses.

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>>127668813
Listen to futurefash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0olc3qJjLM

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>>127668807
nice site, wasn't aware of it

saw this in the catalog so decided to drop by and ask

>20-30 male blacks with guns

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>>127668813
not that Robert, but I believe he made this on my request

>>127669191
That's fantastic

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>>127668813
The effects that appeal to me (and to you, apparently) I achieve through the interplay of layer properties. I sometimes use filters on bg elements to force their contrast ratios to fixed uniform levels (like fresco or posterize), my scanline layers are filled with a brush pattern, usually a 1x2 pixel pattern with one pixel transparent, and the other some color (I created dozens, to clash or wed with the palette of the image I'm abusing). My surreal colors are all fill or gradient layers, using blending options.

These savage barbarians

>>127669114
we're up to 38 total shot, including the 5 dead

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>>127669140
Might be time to call in Cobra.

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>>127669107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i6Slg2hdM4
[HIGH ENERGY]

>>127669377
BOOOOYA

tf does reobert mean

>>127669377
That's sounds good to me, thanks for the tally, anon.
Nice numbers btw,

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>>127669559
welcome new friend!

>2 shots to the gut

>>127669327
Looks like I was working in the wrong area then...thanks for the great tips anon. Maybe you might see some new OC in the near future.

>critical stable condition, 2 shots to abdomen

>>127669755
Is that #39 or have none of tonight's been put into the total yet?

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>>127669058
Speaking of...

>>127670062
These are not included

>couple having sex in a car
>guys wheelchair stopped working
>male beating a female and child

>nonfunctional wheel chair by pink line

>sex in a car
check

(((Black Handgun))))

>>127670062
the last shooting listed on heyjackass has a time stamp of 9:40 Chicongo time tonight

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>>127669191
Das it mane. Thanks for the idea, I fucking loved making ...them...

>>127669754
>Maybe you might see some new OC in the near future.
Fuck yeah, dude. Looking forward to it!

>More folks fucking in cars
Lots of prostitution this weekend especially.

>>127669191
>>127669327
>>127670081

these are actually pretty cool

listening in real time to the decline of a world city with comfy music and aesthetic memes

>>127670326
Car visits

>caller said he heard a banging noise in the back of a Buick
F

>banging coming from the trunk of a rusted beige Mercury

>>127670344
The warm glow of the world burning really is comfy

>"...couple hundred people out there"

Banging from trunk of beige car, that's Goodfellas tier.

>>127670454

Like knocking or fucking?

>>127670326
lol, yea, you posted like 10 versions? lol

first time listener here my god chicago is a shit hole my city doesnt have this much crime in a month

>>127670344
>listening in real time to the decline of a world city with comfy music and aesthetic memes
Right?? We're fucking comfy cybervultures.

>>127670146
That call escalated slowly.

Cyber vultures listening to degeneration.
Feels good.

>>127670563
Chifag here, be very glad.

>>127670081
Nice.

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>>127670562
Something like. I still have three, I got rid of the others except for the master PSD in case I want to revisit it.

>>127670563
I'm in the burbs 20 mins outside the city. It's an amazing place as long as you stay out of the jungle. Also, don't walk around at night in most places.

>8 or 9 people throwing bricks at passing cars

>throwing bricks at the passing cars
again? some monkeys were doing that shit this afternoon too

Alright my dudes you convinced me. Gonna tune in when I knock off.
Sounds chill as all hell.

>>127670563
Lucky you. I couldn't do it. Too quite. I'll just stay here, providing you Roberts with evidence of the crumbling city.

FUNNY HAT

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>>127670877
>again?
nigga, they is always throwing shit. ALWAYS. Rocks, bottles, chunks of concrete, street signs, hammers, crates, chairs, babies...

>>127671005
Its not exactly quite... Just not a Crime infested cesspool

>>127670877
The Zoo gets out early on Memorial Day.

THE NOTORIOUS MALE BLACK RETURNS

But seriously, what it with the code. I can do about 7 WPM accurately, but that sounds like it's pushing 25.

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Banging noise coming from the trunk of a beige Buick.

>>127671180
He never left.

Ok Roberts, I got
>Ambient stream
>Style: Tomorrow
>/comfy/ clothes
>Hot tea and popcorn
>Space Cadet pinball

Am I missing anything for maximum /comfy/ levels?

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Good evening, Robert.

>>127671220
It's automatic, repeater IDing itself.

>>127670877
Porch monkeys throwing bricks, bottles, or rocks at cars is pretty much a nightly occurrence. Cinderblocks too once in a while.

>>127671257
kek

Female beating up off duty cop

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>>127671284
Sir, you have checked all the primary boxes. unless you have a fuzzy animal companion, (or a tit) you have reached peak comfy.

>RED LINE

>She hun gup.

>>127671284

>Weed
>Lights off
>Headphones on
>Ambient version of Adventures of Robert
>Cat in lap

11/10 comfy, still here.

Black male with thug cap bustin caps in da air.

>she hung up
Fine bitch, you don't really need help then, do you?

At this rate you'd think all of cook county would be in jail.

>>127671537
*soft purring sound in background *

>>127671284
How do you change the style? I've never done the ambient stream before

another body snatcher request

>>127671606
It practically is.

body removal request! the toll is climbing

>shots fired in the air

>>127671606
> At this rate you'd think all of cook county would be in jail.
No, at least because of >>127670230

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>body removal

Shots fired, black man in thug cap.

No Walgreens tonight, huh?

>>127671606
The response time has to be so goddamn slow. Can you imagine calling the police and they don't show up because too much other shit is going down for them to respond?

Who is going to check on the battery at Roscoes? Damn.

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Also, I've been playing VA-11 HALL-A the last few nights. Comfy VN gaming, serving drinks to waifus, synth OST and MF scanlines.

>>127671330
Here's the thing, there's no auto ID. If there is, it's withing the repeaters MDC transmission. They don't use code. Unless it's something just started.

>>127671808
this afternoon there was a report of a male stealing alcohol from a CVS.

>>127671665
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>blood on the scene of a burglary

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Whatchu drinking out of your brown paper bag tonight, homies?

Nigga robs a house, Forgets his blood at scene...

>>127671849
Someone a few nights ago posited that its part of an EMS system, two pieces of equipment sharing information about a person's condition, possibly. Take that for what it's worth.

>>127671453
i was trying to forget the fact that life is barely worth living without a titcow gf
oh well at least we have /cpd/

>>127671974
1800 reposado

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>>127671537
Got the weed and the cat but the tits are out of town until wednesday.

>>127671665
I was talking about the 4chan layout style (bottom right corner, set to yotsuba by default) but the ambient stream is really nice, just sometimes gotta hit f5 when you get one of those weird tracks.

>>127671974
olde english. 32 oz cuz they dont do 40oz in FL.

rogers park native reporting in

>>127671934
Bless You. Do you just listen to whatever comes on ?

>bonafide garage fire

>garage fire
>laceration on left cheek

>>127672160
Gotcha. Stay comfy.

>bonafide garage fire

Need a volunteer to bake bread, I'm out in a few minutes.

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>>127672160
Ah thank you.
>comfy levels intensify

>>127672170
>no OE40 in Fla
this is a travesty

>>127671989
Doesn't sound like any kind of data stream. I'll have to do some research.

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>>127672207
That is the best way. soundcloud volume set to ~35% or so. Sometimes the action and the stream mesh, and it can make for mindblowing comfy levels.

>>127672132
Sorry m8. If it's any comfort, that wasn't my titcow, I just made it aesthetic upon request.

>>127672207
All good, that link is in the op? I usually just roll with whatever comes on but occasionally will skip a track

>people in the street at the park and the park is full

>>127672344
I'm your Huckleberry. Have a nice night, Robert.

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>>127669577
Kek's holy digits checking Kek's holy digits, he continues his RobertWatch

>>127672627
10-4 Be safe Roberts

>>127671900

Who do you think would do a thing like that?

>>127672666
>666 kek wills it

>>127672456
You're our resident radio /g/eek. Do let us know if you turn anything up on the matter. I'm intensely curious.

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>>127672786
I dunno?

Bout to get sassy up in here!

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NU BREAD

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HOT

>>127660610
This is so fucking cool.

No washing them hands niggaboo

>>127672898
Black people do this shit constantly. When can we just start shooting them like the animals they are?

Niggas dont sleep

Upto no good starting to olay basketball in my neighborhood

>>127673404
Conceal carry

who got that number i wanna call

Can someone give me a rundown? Im new to this thread and have no clue who robert is or anything. I find this all interesting. Im going to school for crim just

>>127671849
Am ham. It's the repeater ID'ing itself via high-speed morse code.
In other words, whomever installed the repeater kind of fucked up and turned repeater ID on.
Don't need repeater IDs on public safety repeater, only on ham repeaters.

>>127674717
Lurk moar

"Got shootings all over the city."
Sassy!