Brit/pol/: Spoil your ballot for Britain Edition

>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co
>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk
>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28
>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k
>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg
>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoI9fOGmw1g
>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzs0GwnTMl8
>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDvn3ZWgN4
>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May or Corbyn
>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special
>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron
>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC
>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate
>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time

>>127636577
spam

What's the larpingest thing you ever seen Larped on /pol/? I think this takes the cake, even worse than the Namibia larp
http://newrhodesia.com/

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Found out I have an incurable genetic nerve disease, lads.

>>127636577
>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate
cant wait

How should I spoil my ballot paper?

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>>127636475
Any memesters here can put a nice tag on this? I'm uncreative and don't have photoshop, but this shot struck me as having potention.

His name is literally Islam, and he's muslim.

Reminder that if you vote in this election, you're part of the problem.

>>127636668
It's informational.

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>>127636767

the important thing to consider in this context-

>any gentlemen up itt like to slip the missus the rodger on a Saturday night?

>>127636767
Don't waste your time. Just stay at home and have a wank or something

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>>127636767
Write PAKIS OUT in huge letters

>>127636733
>how do tories plan on helpin mandem?

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I'm DJ Accelerationist and I bid thee goodnight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdk9a88sACs

Can someone post that SNP Indyref copypasta of that Nat saying how he was walking around and he could just feel the difference the day of the vote? I'd like to edit it to make it into a delusional Labour voter instead.

>>127636789
>Implying anyone reads that shit

>>127636767
Write ALL GLORY TO THE RED LINE on it
Should confuse some poor vote counter for a couple minutes

>>127636879
My polling station is about 100m away.

>>127637001
They probably just bin it though right? They get through those voting papers pretty quick as far as those videos go.

>>127636945
Was hoping for more blue faced women with big red tongues desu

>>127636703
Don't worry mate we'll all be dead when (((the west))) (((collapses))) in five years.

Can I get arrested by writing things like 'Gas the kikes!!!' on my ballot paper?

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVP4D01XpIE

>>127637101
Spoilt ballots are recorded as such. Doubt they record what's on it though unless it's full 1488

>>127636789
tbf its ugly, unprofessional, and very poorly formatted. no wonder the cunts upset.

if it was my thread i would harry you until you you reconsidered your life choices.

>>127637163
Its your right as an elector

>>127636767
Doing it too

Come up with some edgy shit and ill match it

>>127637163
Probably, you have to register through ur council to vote anyway

>>127637163

I don't think your ballot slip can be linked to your electoral register number.

Voting is meant to be anonymous, after all.

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I'm going Uni in September...

sorry lads, this is why I'm voting Labour

>>127637156
Bit worried desu lad.
I'm nearly 20 and apparently my nerves only work at 40% what they should do - worse than a 60yr old.

>>127637183
>unless it's full 1488

Can one get in trouble with the police for this?

>>127637213
>tbf its ugly, unprofessional, and very poorly formatted. no wonder the cunts upset.
>if it was my thread i would harry you until you you reconsidered your life choices.

4chan only lets you fit so much into each post. I had to take out the spaces. Don't be autistic.

>>127637171
Trump did the middle finger thing a few days ago. What does it mean?

No normal person uses their middle finger like that so it's clearly planned.

>>127637163
I'm really interested to know this, on the one hand anonimity is a key part of democratic elections, on the other theres a zero tolerance approach to hate speech, who knows?

>>127637275
you're deluded then if you think this will happen even if the communist wins

>>127636703
Welcome to the shit genes club, I got arthritis at fucking 16. Thanks a lot dad.

Does Corbyn really have a chance, or is it just memeing?

>>127637304
I guess so. They can definitely track the votes to the individual so I'd imagine if you wrote some sort of real threat you might get a knock at the door.

>>127637304

No the ballots aren't numbered or identifying to you in anyway, they're not allowed to do that, if you wrote about a bomb the count would probably get suspended and fingerprints dusted for though so not worth it m8.

>>127637423
The bookies are giving him about an 8% chance of winning

None of my friends or family remember this guy we meet a couple weeks ago in a pub and started talking to, I cant find his phone number on my phone anymore nor his facebook, its like he never fucking existed.

im fucking freaking out

>>127637163
They can't tell who casts which vote so no

>>127637275
sorry to burst your bubble but even if they win the majority it won't happen for years

>>127637423
He has very little chance, and this isnt the same as people writing off Trump.

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>>127637423

Memeing.

>>127637523
was he cute

>>127637423
>A foreigner posts does Corbyn have a chance Part. 9,000,0001

>>127637163
No, you cannot. To do this they would have to waive anonymity for everyone and have tagged ballots per citizen.

In a lot of ways this would be good though, shut down some of that tory voter fraud

>>127637275
If you believe the cunt can pay for this, Uni standards have really fucking dropped. Youre meant to be intelligent laddo

>>127636767
Vote for ukip

>>127637275
Tuition fees are a meme though
t.Have over 20 grand of fees to pay back and probably won't start until I'm in my 30's

>>127637463
>>127637304
This lad is wrong.

Ballots are non anonymous. When you go in they ask your name and address, they mark you off with a unique ID number. Usually just something like voter #1040 or whatever. Then you get a ballot paper with a unique ID on it.

Those match.

Survation (2015, 7 days before the election):
LAB- 34
CON- 31
UKIP- 17
LD- 8

Survation (2017, 10 days before the election, 2017):
CON- 43
LAB- 37
LD- 8

>>127637275
this is b8

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>>127637523
Maybe he decided he wasn't a queer after all

>>127637275

No need to be sorry lad pol is a Marxist board after all
Everybody is voting Corbyn here, anything else we say is just satire

>>127637423
He's got no chance. Might get a better vote share than Are Ed did but the UKIP->tory exodus will lead to a 120+ seat tory majority.

>>127637423
No he doesn't have a chance but he has done a lot better than what was expected of him. He'll probably stay on as leader after the election.

Labour got 29% in 2010 and 30% in 2015, he's polling above that atm.

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>>127637716

Okay, thanks chaps. In all it's sounding a bit dodgerous. I'll probably give it a miss just in case.

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>>127637735
>LD have been desperately trying to get remain voters
>gained 0 points

>>127637750
not in a gay way you fucking bender

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>>127637275
>3 trillion in debt
>DUDE FREE UNI LMAO

>>127637735
>UKIP 17%

Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end.

>>127637716

They mark you off they do not mark your ballot paper, it has no serial number or anything you are a fucking idiot as it is illegal to be able to see who voted how. Is this your first election?

>>127637260
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>>127637665
see
>>127637716

Ballots are NOT anonymous.

Who's performing now on BBC?
Giving me wood.

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WIGGERS AND DEGENERATES ARE THE PROBLEM. MAKE NO MISTAKE, LADS.

THEY ARE JUST AS BAD AS A LEFTY, IF NOT WORSE.

ESPECIALLY ONES WHO POST ON HERE! THEY POST ON A RIGHT WING RACIST IMAGEBOARD YET THEY SECRETLY WANT TO BE BLACK? OR THEY WANT TO LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC AND THE LIKE?


IF YOU LISTEN TO, SUPPORT AND THEREFORE PROMOTE FOREIGN CULTURES SUCH AS THE RECENTLY POPULAR 'NIGGER CULTURE' WITHIN YOUR OWN COUNTRY... THEN YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.


WIGGERS GO HOME, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM

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>>127637109
Not tongue.

>>127638070
Blonde girl.

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>>127638060

Where is the identifying mark then clever?

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i love chav girls!

>>127638072
Fuck off, you ponce, I listen to Chaz & Dave.

Can't wait for the election to be over so the Corbynistas on Twitter stop sharing the online polls that show Labour gaining. They are notoriously unreliable.

>>127638039

Lad. You clearly have very shit attention to detail. Look at your ballot when you next vote.

https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-1051,00.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_ballot

>However importantly the use of numbered ballots makes it possible in theory if given access to the relevant documents, to identify which candidate voters voted for. Meaning voting in the UK is not physically secret only in so much as the law says the information should not be accessed.

>>127638273
Always use archive.is on sources with a reputation for trash journalism and clickbait.

https://archive.is/pQvhh <- theguardian.com article

>>127638173
it's on the back you mong

>>127638173
>Southampton

What's that like?

>>127635254
>U FACKIN LIEK IT DONT YA

How many seats will UKIP win? I notice Nuttal has put himself as candidate for Boston, the constituency with the highest number of Brexiters.

>>127638232
Also
>BASED Chuckle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8

Actually this free student loans meme might be good for us in the long run. If Corbyn got into government and inevitably failed to deliver on that, the students would likely turn against not just Corbyn but the Labour party itself. We have precedent for this, it happened with the Lib Dems in 2010. And no rational explanation of how the country simply couldn't afford the policy will satisfy the eternal sense of entitlement that modern students posses.

>>127638273

Unless they can go into the box and each paper fell exactly on top of the other with no spill over no it is impossible to identify who voted what, only when they voted.

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>>127638072
What about based black guys like Robbie or Dave Benson-Phillips?

>>127638342
0 (zero)

>>127638039
>They mark you off they do not mark your ballot paper, it has no serial number or anything you are a fucking idiot as it is illegal to be able to see who voted how. Is this your first election?

He's correct you fucking retard. Every voter can be tracked.

>>127637897
Damn, that's sad. The Conservatives ought to replace May with a more inspiring leader.

>>127638301

The back is completely blank.

>>127638342
A few weeks ago I would have said none.

With what a piss poor job the tories are doing ...

... probably still none to be honest with you.

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Voting Corbyn, I'm sick of being played by other countries and business trying to make us into the Cayman Isle with shitty weather. We've left Europe, we won't have open borders! Time to take care of the British people.

Also who's gagging for 8th edition?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb5cVfZbwEo

>>127638342
0 about 5% chance of 1 or 2

>tfw hitchens is a Zionist

>>127638229
That's not a girl it's a television.

>>127638430

Labour haven't taken any Tory votes though, they have just eaten up the Lib Dem votes by offering free tuition fees, free everything actually to absolutely everyone. It was a giveaway manifesto and they are still going to lose.

>>127638338
>advertising your own posts

Have some dignity lad

>>127636815
>tfw that's my ballot paper

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Should women in Burkas be banned from wearing sunglasses?

>>127637716
Ballot papers themselves have a watermarked ballot number on them but that ballot number is not in any way linked to your identity. It is not the same as your number on the electoral register and which ballot paper you get depends solely on which polling station it's dispensed from and how many people have turned up before you.

>>127638436
>The back is completely blank.

WRONG.

If it's an in-person vote, the back has the code on it.

If it's a postal vote. The envelope or the ballot paper will have the code.

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Can someone tl;dr the debate for me please?

No Tory or Labour shills.

>>127638380
No you fucking wog, those are wog lovers. Chas and Dave don't hang out with wogs, that's why they're superior.

anybody got the picture of john terrys mum sucking some1 off

How can I see who is standing in my constituency lads?

Please link

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>UKIP have shit the bed
>Aren't putting a candidate up in my constituency
>Tories are basically socialists at this point

Eh. Might vote tory anyway 'cause my MP is alright desu

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>>127638462
>warhammer man child
>voting for labour
>we won't have open borders!

pottery

>>127638399
Ty would give you the weekend at his house if you banged his mrs and blame it on the rain.

>>127638498
Is he? If it's Peter you're referring to I'd be quite surprised. I've never actually heard him chat about Israel.

>>127638606
And the code relates to nothing, only what point in the pile of ballots you walked into the booth.

>>127638691
Learn how to use Google.

>>127638686
Both of them got fucking binned.

Paxman was an incoherent savage.

probably just boosted the vote of third parties

How shit was the sky "interviews"

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r8 my shop goyz.

>>127638555
And UKIP have been demolished by Tory voters switching back after EU vote.

>>127638462
>corbyn
>sick of being played by other countries and business
>"We've left Europe"
>we won't have open borders
>8th edition
I didn't know it was possible for one person to cram this much bait into a single post.

On the unbelievably slim chance that it's not bait, consider suicide.

>>127636475
>Spoil your ballot
Shut up, Corbyn

>>127638691
>Google the name of your constituency
>click the bbc link
Use your melon lad

>>127638666
Faisal Islam, the quintessentially British man, takes questions from a biased audience (guess which way), and then Jeremy Paxman spends 15 minutes doing a horrific job at interviewing both of them, with constant interruptions and shit questions.
May was her robotic usual self and Paxman spent 15 minutes wasting time on muh IRA when he could've been asking about money.

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>>127636703

I have testicular cancer which has spread to my lymphatic system (only one part). A bollock short lads

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>>127638559
>Failing at samefagging

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>>127636703
Don't sweat it lad, I got cancer but I think I beat it

not sure though yet lmao

>>127638763
>And the code relates to nothing, only what point in the pile of ballots you walked into the booth.

WRONG.

The code is marked off on the register which is why you are asked your name and address and the Polling Officer literally marks your name off.

Evidence:

https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-1051,00.html

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>>127638768
Was it the typical Question Time audience of "MUH NHS" "MUH BENNIES"

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Why is this allowed?

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>>127638835
phil is that you?

>>127638555
He said he wants to raise taxes he didn't said it's free. I hope May has a cabinet who understand why people voted for Brexit cause she surely have no fucken clue what she's doing.

>>127636703
just b urself

looking for cheapest accomodation for a 2 week stay. room to myself, shower would be nice as well. Leaning towards airbnb unless you lads have any other suggestions?

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>>127638835
Are Nige saved the country with 1 ball

>>127638246

For maximum distress you want them to have their hopes up, if they think they can win it might be worse than the way the left reacted in America because Clinton was expected to win.

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>>127638676
Fuck you pig boy.
>To me. To You. To the Oven

>>127638956

Nige has gone the full Hitler?

>>127638173
No ukip?

>>127638766
What is this

>>127638980
True, can't wait for Election night. The salt will certainly flow.

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>>127638796
>BASED.

All that you touch
And all that you see
All that you taste
All you feel

And all that you love
And all that you hate
All you distrust
All you save

And all that you give
And all that you deal
And all that you buy,
Beg, borrow or steal

And all you create
And all you destroy
And all that you do
And all that you say

And all that you eat
And everyone you meet
And all that you slight
And everyone you fight

And all that is now
And all that is gone
And all that's to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

Was any band more redpilled in lyricism than Pink Floyd? Shame they're all so left wing because the music is fantastic.

>>127638891
The ballots themselves do not correlate to the register at the polling station you mong
You get signed off the register so they know you've been there and won't get tricked into giving the same person more than one ballot
You cannot be identified from your ballot paper once it has been submitted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiuPbBqre6U

This is the truth that transcends generations.

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>>127638728
>*sips tesco whiskey* hello my ladies, I don't have hobbies because I'm a moral man of 4chan.
>voting for Tory
>fuck having industry and shit

I'm not from Stoke

>>127638927
Not really at all desu.

Corbyn spent most of his time getting grilled on the IRA, Falkands and his competency. With a bit of how will he fund his shit thats gonna kill business.

May was being grilled on Brexit and social security and she fucked up hard by basically admitting she didnt like Brexit but just had to do what the people said.

>>127638691
Put your postcode into this site to see who is standing https://www.yourvotematters.co.uk/

Council websites have hung parlaiment links due to election

Did they kill the tiger that killed the zoo keeper? They better not have.

>>127637423

He's trebled his chances of winning from 1% to an incredible 3% The race is on!

>>127638830
Fank u m8

4 bags of quavers, orange lucozade sport and pirates of the caribbean on the telly, cba to use the noggin

Too comfy, too comfy...

>>127638397
Wrong.

>>127638436
Wrong.

>>127638590
>Implying that when they mark you down as voter #1040 and give you a ballot those two things aren't linked

>>127638763
That literally proves you can be tracked you silly cunt.

>Mr J Smith from PL29 JNU was voter number 197 at this polling booth
>He was given the 197th ballot paper
>First ballot paper was 14,010,400
>Mr J Smith voted with ballot paper number 14,010,597

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>>127639146
>I don't play with toys so I must have zero hobbies

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>>127639082
I haven't heard about Nige in a while, I wonder if he's okay. Seems to me like he's distanced himself from UK1P now that Nuttall has got the leadership.

voting labour just to spite imperialist falklanders

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>>127638728

>>127639129
>>127638891
pair of you shut the fuck up, like anon is going to go full 1488 on his ballot paper lets be realistic here you plebs

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Is this country dead?

>>127639225

Ballot papers do not have sequential serial numbers.

>>127638715

He voted for Brexit, shame the area was so cucked to vote Remain.

Sent my postal vote in for him at the weekend.

>>127639279
Arguing with the teenager makes you look like a moron.

>>127638891
You're right

>>127639129
You're wrong

How can you possibly not see that your voter number and your ballot number, when recorded and given at the same time, can be cross referenced...?

>>127639148
>she fucked up hard by basically admitting she didnt like Brexit but just had to do what the people said.

>Implying this is a bad thing

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>this clear correlation between conservative gain in polling numbers and UKIP decline
why must tory cucks ruin everything lads? We're going to become a white-minority country

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Start selling drugs

>>127638891
The election is handled by The Electoral Commission. They can't just start talking to people willy-nilly about who voted what. Only the High-Court or an Act of Parliament can have ballots inspected after an election. It's only to combat voter fraud - not to track down thoughtcrime

>>127639128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJEZWsnIECo

Also:
>The State of Little mix's outfits on BBC now.

>>127639399

I dont want Corbyn getting too cocky, I just want him/others to remain solid opposition

>>127639148
she said she voted remain, now she's PM and brexit is happening she is trying to get the best outcome possible. Not sure how that's fucking up at all? Not like she can stick to her guns on the remain vote and say sorry brits, no brexit for you just because *I* want remain... mong

>>127638831
Spot on, really wished he'd asked about how he'd raise the funds. There was one audience member who asked about economics and he didn't even answer his question. I would like to know why he thinks that having such an anti-business manifesto at a time when our economy will take an inevitable hit and further investment may or may not happen would be a good idea.

>>127639427
Sort of looks like labour got the lion's share mate

>>127639314
I would if I knew I could definitely get away with it.

>>127639338
Oh of course. We totally need sequential numbers

A computer somewhere put those numbers onto the ballot papers. The order those 'non-sequential' numbers were printed is logged. The polling booth those numbers are distributed to is logged. The people who vote are logged. The people who vote get a 'ID number' and get given a ballot paper.

Are you thick?

>>127639333
no

>>127639052
This meme never, ever fails to make me laugh. Top kek m8.

>>127639129
>The ballots themselves do not correlate to the register at the polling station you mong
>You get signed off the register so they know you've been there and won't get tricked into giving the same person more than one ballot
>You cannot be identified from your ballot paper once it has been submitted

Do you work for GCHQ? What part of my post did you not understand?

The ballot codes match the counterfoil which are matched to the voter registration number by the Polling clerk, you fucking idiot.

Ask your Polling clerk next time you go and ask them to explain the process.

>>127639549
Lmao she woulden't fucking answer the question and kept saying she would just do what the people wanted whilst looking like someone who was being forced to you fucking mong

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>>127638835
>>127638860

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>>127639129
>You get signed off the register

So I says to Maggie, I says:
>Ta love for taking me off that list,

>>127639580

>The people who vote get a 'ID number' and get given a ballot paper

Wrong

Ask someone who works as a returning officer.

>>127636781
He's also a Tory you mug.

>>127639100
>>127638980

indeed. its probably not even worth voting, corbyn is going to get sooo wiped out that a couple ofvotes either way wont make the difference....

>>127639630
you must be deaf or autistic, she answered the question about 5 times lad. You must have dementia the same as jeremy as he seemed to have forgot her previous 4 fucking answers lmao

>>127637678
Labour are always looking to buy votes.

This is why I fucking hate them.

>>127639481
>The election is handled by The Electoral Commission. They can't just start talking to people willy-nilly about who voted what. Only the High-Court or an Act of Parliament can have ballots inspected after an election. It's only to combat voter fraud - not to track down thoughtcrime

That's what my link stated but as you can clearly see from the link, they did track extreme party voters like Commies (which is understandable).

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>>127639279
>I don't know anything about you and getting *triggered* won't do anything lol

Anyway have a good night and remember that Zionism and the house of Saud are the devil.

>>127639427
>He actually thought UKIP were some kind of white nationalist party

They never were, you're as bad as the Trump faggots who projected their own fantasies on to him.

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Labour has the backing of the Grime scene

https://twitter.com/uklabour/status/869220809822187520

>>127639549
>she is trying to get the best outcome possible

I like Nick Robinson's take on this soundbite, isn't trying to get the best possible deal expected? It's the bare minimum.

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MMMMMMMMMMM

>>127639587
Aye, i have no idea who made it but there are more Rare BASED Chuckle satires somewhere.
>Post em lads.

>>127639732

They buy votes with yours and other peoples money, that is what people should get really angry at.

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Who Chelsea here?

>>127639514
LABOUR MAJORITY, NO STOPPING

>>127639833
HOOOOOOOAAARGH GONNA EAT YOUR SPUNK

>>127639805
>Grime

Awful noise.

>>127639818
>Socialism
>not leftism

>>127636577
Thanks m8

>>127639698
Have you ever fucking voted lad?

When you walk in you give them your name/address or your voting card. They tick you off a list and write down your number. For me, last time, that number was 1041 and my mum was 1042. We were given ballot papers straight away which had unique ID numbers on.

Those two things are related

For fuck sake. If you don't believe me you should email the Electoral Commission and ask. In fact, I'm going to do it now. Will post the response whenever I get it.

>>127639781
sure but actually talking about immigration and multiculturalism and exposing corruption in the main parties is far better than unopposed Orwellian tories

>>127639561
It's practically a mirror image up until a month ago

>>127639781
They still wanted to reduce immigration, we're not at the point of no return yet

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>>127639855
narh, you're shit and diago is a cunt

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>>127639894
WHAT WAS THAT LOVE

>>127639963
SPUNK

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>>127639855

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when you ignore the polls for ages because you think the tories are so far ahead but then you look again and JUST

>>127639900
>t. cuckservative

>>127639810
Aye but its open to interpretation depending on if you personally want soft/hard brexit. No one knows what outcome would be best economically as it's all speculation really at end of the day

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>>127639587
Found a shit one.

Can't tell if this phone girl is mixed or Mediterranean

>>127640015
>t welfare leech cuckold

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>>127639999
JUST LEMME LEAN IN A LIL' CLOSE LOVE

>>127639854
>Labour won't increase my taxes and want to give me free shit, a better NHS and affordable housing
>Tories will increase my taxes and keep fucking me over

Works for me.

>>127640088
EMPIRE.COM

>>127640006
The thing is the Tories are actually holding rather steady, Labour are just making gains from the minor parties like the Tories did with Labour.

The third parties are dead.

>>127639963
>>127639833
mummy appeals to people itt because sexually aggressive women like this are scary to them

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>>127639314
>like anon is going to go full 1488 on his ballot paper lets be realistic here you plebs

Jeremy reckons Osama shoulda been taken to court first, what do you reckon boys?

>>127639781
A lot of UKIP members are ex BNP voters. The party did so well because they started with immigration and CIVIC nationalism. You get nowhere at all if you go full 1488 straight away.

>>127640148
HERE IT CUMS

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>>127640110

>>127639963
>>127639894
>>127639833
>>127639999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh2BnAHdi-U
>>127640148

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MMMMM THATS SOME NICE SPUNK LOVE

>>127636947

Nice one. Thanks for the link

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>>127640006
Tory Reich is bretty good a guarantee lad, the (((polls))) are literally last week jitters and people wishing labour wasn't so shite, but deep down they know...

I live in London and even there all the fags are unironically spouting the strong & stable meme because they have 0 faith in corbyn getting a good deal for breggszit

>>127640189
Does anyone actually know what happened to Osama?

>>127640189
Yes, taken to court and then executed.

>>127640288
He's sitting on a beach somewhere surrounded by 12 wives and a fat paycheck from the US gov

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>>127639578
You would likely be fine, you're as anonymous as it's possible to get without actually being anonymous I guess. It would take some fucking incredible threats to make them find you.

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>>127639900

>>127640026
But she's obviously dodging the question of her personal intention and what she thinks a successful Brexit looks like. Rather than saying what sort of deal she wants she says she wants the best deal and rather than saying what the best deal entails she says no deal is better than a bad deal.

I could make a flowchart of Theresa May answers at this point.

>>127640189
Should of gone to the Hague, yes.

>>127640348
One day Gina Miller will fuck off

>>127640254
>Mr Singh is a very naughty man

>>127636805
i'd pay to watch anglowaifu beat the shit out of eurowaifu

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We're brothers in arms now Britbongs.

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>>127640031
they were all at it back then.

>>127640487
But then he'd tell everyone about the decades of US funding

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>>127640288
>>127640363
Yeah they:
>Buried him at sea.

Course lad. Course.

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>>127640004

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>>127640519
here, for your Facebook friends

>>127640501
Aye
https://youtu.be/-_WOit-cuBA

>>127640480
and I could make a chart of all the questions Corbyn's dodged. Dodged most question tonight and during the Neil interview. The ones he did answer like the government borrowing one just shows what he is capable (or comically, isn't capable of.)

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>>127640519

>>127637999
>check'd
Yep.
>muh privatisation
>muh cut fundings
Either people are ignorant of the debt, or they can’t do basic math. Either case, it’s pitiful our system gives those retards the vote, because they only seemingly want to vote for more “free” shit, or more of the same—which is killing this fucking country!

The Tories are arseholes, which is good. We’re in for some hard times and I’d rather face it head-on than have it slap the shit out of me unexpectedly under Labour.

In any event, I won’t be voting this time around. If retards can vote, then I’ll abstain in silent protest and spoil my ballot. The poor fuckers who died to give us this wasted freedom…god rest their souls.

>>127638229

tbqh, I don't mind a tarted up chav girl, either.

I just can't fucking stand the way they talk.

>>127640393
Horseshoe?

>>127640230
BNP we're so fucking minor, they never were a big player in British politics. One appearence on bbcqt and they were finished

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>>127640487
Well sometimes that doesn't help.

>>127640519
This country makes me more violently ill by the day

>>127639833
See
>>127638338

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>>127640622

>>127640732
Got a far left half cast 'progressive' independent standing in constituency lads

And the same old shit from the other big ones

What happened to the BNP and the other 'Far Right' barely known fringe parties

>>127637275
>1 post by this ID
Have your (You).

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>>127640393

>>127640288
>we did not want to allow his grave to turn into a sanctuary/symbol for extremists
that's the fucking meme Obama spouted at the time. Muslims don't even think like that. Deifying men is haram.

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>>127640633
>>127640562
Where are these genius Gems from?
>Ta lads.

>>127640773
>the far left are literally the far right

>>127638229
Well that's an essay worth of drama on FB if I've ever seen one.

Jesus Christ any of you cunts watching this naturist program on 4? There was a clip of all the old bastards dancing to Sandstorm and it was hilarious

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>>127637735
10 days til election wtf

>>127640997
Wouldn't that be a cirle theory, horseshoes have a far right and far left side

>>127639129
They don't record the number. You are dead wrong.

>>127640711
I didn't say a chart of questions dodged as May dodged and waffled on every question. I said I could make a flowchart of answers she'd give to the most common election questions.

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literally the only reason people here like nazism is because they are subhuman halfcast welfare leeches, who would die off due to natural selection if there was no government help

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>>127640978

>>127640987
here during the nazi chuckle story.

not had a jobe and i'm 24 years old

>>127640798
They topped out at about a million votes I think. Most of them now vote for UKIP. That's a quarter of UKIP voters in 2015 and this election will represent about 60% of them. That's a substantial amount.

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>>127640724
KEK

>>127641082
Nah watching bbc 4

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Is there a man anymore JUST than PunishedHitch?

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>>127640771

>>127641210
Voluntarily mount yourself on a cross

>>127639193
Is that what happened, then? Tigers are funny.

>>127641245
FUCKING BASED

What's the plan lads, when will we finally snap and drive the Mudslimes out of Ireland and Britain?

>>127641103
What?

see
>>127639601

>>127637385
And what if it actually happens?

Didn't watch the "debate", how did Corbyn and May do? I'm gonna go ahead and guess both did poorly.

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>>127641115

>>127641210
Where the fuck do you live lad?

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>>127640926
Terry slipped in our final.

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>>127640926

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>>127641389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j23_EbYgr4Q

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>>127641167
Need archive link. Sounds hilarious
.

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>>127641022
>go on fb
>every single day there's a new paragraph on how shit her friends are

>>127641389
Honestly they both did fine, corbyn doing the better of the two. It was all questions that we have heard before, so you didn't miss much if you follow much politics.

>>127640254

£2 oh Mr Singh you dirty dog

>>127641534
Really tickled my brain stem

>>127641521
Why are all the security black? Same with bouncers in London.

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WHITE PEOPLE LMAO

NEW
>>127641753

>>127641753

>>127641753

>>127641614
>It was all questions that we have heard before, so you didn't miss much if you follow much politics.

Alright, thanks, I'll skip it then.

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>>127640997
Fair enough.

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>>127641462

>>127638229
>liking women who smell like deep fat fryers
>liking women who spit in public
>liking women who act like men

P L E B
L
E
B

>>127641679
low pay job, perfect for big business to take in foreign workers for lower than to train British people.

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>>127641338
>tfw I'll never have anything that BASED on the side of my 1-bed London hovel.

>>127641612
>Finaly fnd a REAL man hu noes how to treat me like I diserve to b treted

>Fuk all men. All of them are jus out 4 sex and wat they can gt

>luv bein singl. Can b my own person, liv my own life

>Jus lukin 4 a REAL MAN whu noes how 2 treat a real woman

Repeat ad nauseum

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>>127641494
LuckyTwtat Danny Dyer.

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SIMPLY THE BEST
THE 1ST BATTALION OF THE UVF
BETTER THAN ANYONE
THAN ANY REBEL IN THE IRA