I'm going to be spending 3 months in the American South

>>127618215
Hope you like niggers and humidity.

>>127618785
Are they docile?

>>127618215
What state and town/city?

>>127618215
Good people, shit weather

t. Grew up in Tennessee

Meetup with real americans and youll love it. What are your plans?

>>127619117
Rural ones are docile and dumb. Urban ones are hyper-aggressive and even dumber.

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>>127618215
Trucks. Lots of them.
Also expect people to shout "HURR DURR I'M 1/5000TH IRISH WE'RE IRISH JUST LIKE YOU HURR DURR"

>>127619624
>>127619233
Jacksonville through to Nevada. Hopefully stopping at most major cities and backwater towns along the way.

>>127618215
>>127618785
Niggers that you wont be able to understand and humidity

>>127619762
>Also expect people to shout "HURR DURR I'M 1/5000TH IRISH WE'RE IRISH JUST LIKE YOU HURR DURR"
Boston isn't in the South breh.

>>127619799
Yeah, you're going to get killed

>>127618215
Not docile I have lived in Texas for 21 years been held at gun point and had my truck broken into. Not once by a white.
Mexicans are trash but docile.

>>127618215
Find a good barbecue joint, find a good dive, find a college football team to follow (preferably the team the dive follows), you should have fun.

>>127619799
Stop in any backwater town you like, but only stop in small towns where more than half the visible people outside are white. If it's a black-burg you're going to have a bad time.

>>127619799
When? If september you gotta tailgate college football games

>>127619799
you can easily tell if you're in a nigger infested neighborhood. it will look run down as fuck, terrible infrastructure and graffiti on walls. look out the window, if there is more blacks than whites, leave immediately

Tuscaloosa, Alabama reporting in. while most niggers are docile, a majority of them are just fucking obnoxious. Playing coon-tunes through phone speakers in restaraunts, Sheboons screaming at the top of their lungs during a casual conversation, and asking for money and cigarettes all the time.

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>>127620140
Big guns though

>>127618215
Giant flying cockroaches.

You can expect a lot of really good, high quality iced tea.

>>127620612
I expect as much, but how can I tell if the local white rednecks want to kill me too?

>>127620174
That's basically what I'm planning, I just want to get drunk as fuck with good ol' boys

>>127618215
> implying America is any different anywhere

>>127621214
Nice 34" dad jeans.

>>127620372
I plan on it, gonna try and get to as much hype sport events as I can.
Just the whole nigger part is worrying.

>>127621372
I highly doubt they would even care. I'd be more worried about being around 5 blacks than 5 rednecks.

>>127619799
Watch your ass in Nola, if you go don't leave the French Quarter, even then it's iffy.

>>127621338

...a small amount of which will be added to an enormous amount of sugar.

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>>127618215
Stay out of the delta anon

>>127621642
Ok nigger. Saggin' spelled backwards is niggas

>>127621600
Isn't your country the size of Minnesota?

The US is very different in each region.

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>>127622222
Checked

>>127618215
You have a 100% chance of niggers. Better bring an umbrella.

>>127622687
<Ireland
Try the size of New Jersey

>>127618215
overly friendly whites

southern hospitality is real

>>127622222
Nola = New Orleans?

Why is it so bad?

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You're going to see a lot of the low end of the bell curve https://vid.me/02v0

>>127622954
He replied to a german m8

>>127619799
You'll be fine. The South is a very laid back place with friendly people and good food. Don't be a retard and you won't have any problems.

t. been to 47 states

>>127621372
As someone who grew up around rednecks, they'll only want to kill you if you're being a cock. Or a fan of the opposing team.

>>127619762
The Deep South has a lot of Anglos and Scots, not Irish. You don't hear about it so much because they consider themselves more as Southerners than Scots-Irish immigrants. New England and thereabouts has all of the Irish.

>>127619799
That's the worst plan you could have made. The major cities aren't beautiful like Europe, they are full of office workers and niggers. You're going to start in 90% humidity, 35 degree weather and end in the desert. You're also starting in spic territory and passing through niggers to get to more spics.

Just stay away from blacks. They might not seem aggressive at first but they will get there as soon as you drop your guard. You'll know if you're in a shitty neighborhood if you pay attention, just try to stay aware of your surroundings.

On the bright side though, driving through the American countryside is great no matter where you are. At least you'll get to see the tropical parts and the desert. Just remember this isn't the British isles, so you need to drink plenty of water. In Georgia I've seen a lot of European visitors succumb to heatstroke because they've lived in a pretty chilly and mild region all of their lives. New England is like that, but the South is absolutely not. This will be much more like traveling through Italy.

Water and ice are everywhere, so keep a lookout. You can get one of those comically large sodas from most gas stations for about a dollar (fill it with water if you need to), and ice water is free at any restaurant. Bottled drinks from the refrigerator are always going to be overpriced, but fountain drinks are dirt cheap. If you're feeling hot, seriously don't go without drinking or you'll regret it.

>>127623115
Very famous city in Louisiana, the place was settled by French fishermen. Now it's the murder capital of the USA and it's full of niggers. There's a lot of great stuff there but be very careful where you go.

>>127618215
In July? And you've lived your whole life in Ireland? Heat and humidity like you've never experienced before. People down there stay indoors as much as they can during the summer with the A/C cranked up to max. European mosquitos are fairly tame. Not southern mosquitos. They're hungry and they're out for blood. Your blood.

The niggers, everyone else has covered in depth. See and avoid.

>>127621372
>I expect as much, but how can I tell if the local white rednecks want to kill me too?
They don't want to kill you, as a rule. They tend to be very clannish but Southerners are friendly and laid back across the board.

>>127623115
Because niggers and nigger mayors. Seriously, stick to the French Quarter, be with a group if possible, and leave. Good cocktails though. Had a "Five dolla Rum and Coke" which actually was 5 bucks at an outdoor jazz lounge. Wasn't too bad and was the size of a McDonald's large.

>>127621214

How the fuck did you get that gun into Australia?

>>127621600
I can hardly stand to leave my state for too long due to cultural differences. Euros don't know much about the USA, and this is a good example of that.
>>127619762
>>127620081
The South is 1/5000 Scottish, not Irish.

>>127624035
All the big southern cities have nigger inner cities and nigger mayors though. Whitey lives out in the suburbs and these days never sets foot in the cities at all.

Come to Louisiana. Stop in Breaux Bridge. Eat crawfish etouffe. Stop by Parish Brewing in Broussard and drink some world class juice bomb IPAs. Stop in Baton Rouge and tailgate at an LSU football game. Stop in Gonzales and eat jambalaya. Stop in New Orleans and go to Frenchmen street for some low key jazz. Drink an Old Fashioned and a Sazerac. Leave Louisiana immediately. Niggers have been restless

>>127619117
Rural niggers are usually fine, they are tolerable to be around. Urban niggers are terrible to be around, especially the women.

You can't generalize the south like that.

What state will you be staying in? I guarantee you Alabama and Florida are worlds apart.

also fuck Oklahoma.

>>127623639
Thanks for the advice bro. Hopefully I don't run into any trouble. Mostly I just want to see the south because as other posters have said, it's the real 'murica, It just has the unfortunate side effect of being infested with sub humans in places.

The NM/Nevada desert is place I need to see, you know that feeling some people get when you look at the stars and you feel homesick for some reason? I get that with the American South West.

>>127622222
checked went last december walked down borubon street during the day felt like I wandered into the hood got harassed by different niggers my entire way they kept saying nig shit like "hey I like your shoes" and "no disrespect but you look couhld" got so bad had to get the fuck off bourbon street it is a nice city just don'e walk outside the warehouse district or the french quarter and you still need to watch yourself.

Skip Bourbon street. It's a fucking touristy, disgusting pissing hole. Go to Frenchmen in the Marigny. I promise it will be the iconic thing you're looking for

>>127624502
North FL might as well be South Georgia. South FL/Miami might as well be the 6th borough of NYC.

>>127621239
yeah every one is forgetting the bugs lots of bugs and heat

>>127619762
Although really, most of rural Murica has become about the same place these days. And trucks are the primary vehicle of choice.

>>127618215
Niggers, hot weather(go to the beaches in Florida or Texas) , and very kind whites. Southerners are cool

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>>127621928
>>127621372
>>127619117
>>127618215

Come to northwest Arkansas if you want a taste of what 200 years of life in the new world does to a bunch of bogtrotters. It's supremely comfy here.

Hope you like rolling green hills, comfy farmlands, deep valleys, and dark forests.

Eat some BBQ by a mountain stream, hear some folk music, and hang out with some QT mountain girls. Chew some tobacco and shoot guns with a toothless old redneck.

>>127624502
Fuck you, Oklahoma is fine too. OP, just avoid Virginia and eastern North Carolina. Those places are cancer.
-T Arkansas pro.

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>>127623115
>when all the murder victims you know were murdered in nola
>when pretty much all the rape victims you know were raped in nola
>when all the victims of robbery were robbed in nola
basically, fuck niggers. nola is overrated shit and so are parades.

>>127626175
Shieeeeeet that sounds good.
Where's a good place in Arkansas to go?

>>127618215
>expect
nicest people in the US

>>127619799
Jacksonville Florida or North Carolina?

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>>127626175
NC is fine. Just stay close to the Tennesee border. But for the love of god don't go into the cities.
>>127626404
Niggers, sweet tea, Libtards, Conservatives, Rebel flags.

>>127626404
What specifically do you want to do?

Are you fine with dealing with some honest poverty to meet really nice people, eat great food, and see beautiful nature? Or would you prefer to stay in higher class acommadations and get a more "curated" taste of the local culture?

>>127618215
Just fyi OP, West virginian and Delaware are objectively not the south. You're pushing it with Arkansas, which is mostly just a non entity. Oklahoma is not the south and texas is just texas.

>>127626690
>implying Jacksonville NC even has an airport
>>127619799
I'm in Florida, Ireanon. We can hit the beach if you'd like

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>>127624886
Heck, go a little further west and see the four corners. Arizona and Utah are fucking incredible. The Grand Canyon and painted desert are the main things that spring to mind, but they've got the petrified forests, rock formations, and state parks everywhere. If you go up north from there you'll be able to see the sequoias and our temperate rainforests.

I can understand just wanting to see the South though, it's very underappreciated and America is a great country, but some of the sights out west are just unbelievable if you're into that.

>>127618215
>What should I expect, /pol/?
Sunlight. Be sure to bring an umbrella to shade yourself constantly to avoid having your skin negrified. Watch out for 2nd hand sunlight that reflects off the pavement. It can be very deadly and blinding.

>>127626404
Arkansas is a fucking hellhole

>>127618215
Good and greasy food. Southern belles and beatiful country sides

>>127627205
They actually do have an airport lol

>>127627341
Are you in NC anon?

>>127619117
They love foreigner cock

>>127626404
>>127626901

If you want to see a more ritzy (commercialized) version of the Ozark South, go to Hot Springs, AR. It's a resort town. Hang out in the Ouchita national forest, mine for crystals, go to hot springs, etc etc. It's not truly the Ozarks (technically Ouachita Mountains).

If you're down with just exploring. Look up Eureka Springs. Pretty much the whole triangle from Eureka Springs to Altus, AR (amazing wine growing region) over to Tahlequah, OK is top nature, top food, and top people. Ozark national forest is top nature too. Try to go boar hunting if you can. There's no season on them because they're a pest species.

>>127619799
Don't fucking act catholic in rural areas. Don't do it.

I don't have AC and live in FLA, snowbirds live indoors

>>127618215
What state and are you a girl or at least have a feminine benis?

>>127627529
You need to preface this with "whites only" lol don't fuck around in Arkansas, clueless whites will tell you it's cool but it ain't so much, son

>>127627529
>>127626901
Super willing to deal with non-touristy shit, which is kinda the reason I made this thread, because dealing with non-touristy shit usually leads to dealing with niggers.

I'll usually stay in pretty upscale accommodation wherever I am though, just because I don't want to sleep in a motel where I get murdered or diddled while I sleep.

>>127626303
I'm going to a concert in New Orleans, how fucked am I? (The band's fanbase is white as fuck)

>>127627393
Yep. Wilmington.

>>127627697
#SaltLife

>>127620174
Also just to add, How do I identify a bar I should GTFO from? Clearly being filled with niggers is one way, but anything someone not from the south wouldn't notice?

>>127618215
Expect heat and humidity. Expect good music, bbq, rivers, mountains, moonshine, lakes, etc. The nigger question depends entirely on where you are. I would hit up the Smoky Mountains first thing. Pick a side, either Eastern TN or Western NC. Stay out of Atlanta, Memphis, all of Alabama, Mississippi, etc. Coastal SC is nice scenery. Have fun. Oh, and there is a legit large Scots-Irish influence here. We still have highland games for ffs.

>>127628134
Awesome, I was just there. Lovely city. I also have family down there.

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>>127626175
This, Arkansas is the best.

>>127628573
I find your hillbillies to very compatible with my hillbillies in East TN.

>>127626175
Evan?

>>127619799
I live by Jacksonville, enjoy the humid summer

>>127628573
Except little rock

>>127618215
Texas: spics everywhere, niggers in the South. Everyone who isn't a nigger or a Hispanic female is conservative
Oklahoma: many based natives and spics
Arkansas: More "white-ish" but still a lot of black people
Louisiana: Lot of black people
Mississippi: Niggers everywhere unless you go North or South
Alabama: Better version of Mississippi with less niggers
Georgia: Niggers and some spics
Florida: Lot of trashy white people and old white people, many niggers and spics who look like brownish white people
South Carolina: Trailer park whites and dumbass niggers
North Carolina: Idk
Virginia: White people to the West, niggers to the East and gov workers in the North
Tennesse: White paradise with some niggers
Kentucky: White paradise
WV: white paradise

>>127628059
You will more than likely be fine just watch yourself. but for refernce as to how bad new orleans is I was on a walking tour and the guide was at least if I had to guess pretty liberal and one thing she said was in other cities they are glad the mob is gone or at least a small shell of its former self but in new orleans they miss the mob because they kept people safe and kept people in their own neighborhoods thus making sure violent crime on tourists and visitors was relatively low

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>>127618215
Look here Tater-bro. I've lived in every state south of the Mason Dixon line in my life. Avoid the major cities. Crawling with niggers and they don't really have good food or real southern culture. Go to the smaller cities or little towns out in the country. The old coons are cool, they remember jim crow and the KKK so they are docile. Typically own small fruit and vegetable stands or restaurants. Avoid the young niggers at all costs. With your accent I bet you'll get laid easy if you frequent bars. Rednecks are fine, typically located in small towns or the backwoods areas. They are fine if your white, avoid the meth heads though. You will know if you run into one. Also visit the civil war battlefields, America mainly only has those in the south.

>>127628059
stay on the main streets only. stay with the crowd. watch for pickpockets. keep your valuables in your front pockets.

>>127628056
>>127628573
>>127628741
Nope.
>>127629039
>>127628059

I should also add. Bogtrotter OP, do not go to anywhere east of Little Rock. Memphis TN to Little Rock, AR (including Little Rock) is a negroid death zone:truly Somalia level. Stick to the western end of the state (and be white) and you're fine.

>>127618215
Niggers

>>127628452
Blacks is an obvious thing. Probably ought to steer clear of biker bars, as well.

>>127628452
A lot of motor bikes out front is not good news, sometimes.
Bars are kinda strange though in the sense that some run down ones are full of really nice people.

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Stay away from this area. That's all you need to know.

>>127618215
/b/ tier thread, so you threw "niggers" in ... soft

>>127620174
>>127628452
Also, the only good BBQ joints are in Texas. When you're driving to Nevada, be sure to stop by the City Market in Luling, Texas and get their sausage.

>>127628452
Places that look sketchy as fuck.

>>127623349
Which ones are you missing?

>>127618215
negroes = cancer....avoid if possible....but here is a lot of cool stuff to see in the south

>civil war about to start
> Lets go on vacation there

Not sure what you're doing OP

>>127629854
>i'm in the middle of it
FUCK GEORGIA!

>>127627697
Kek, I've got a/c but don't use it much. Just out of curiosity I checked the temp in my living room. It's a lovely 80 in my house right now.
>>127628366
I'm so sick of seeing that stupid fuck decal everywhere I go. Or any other noun with "life" behind it.

>>127630159
Yeah fuck Georgia. Grew up in a shitty dead end town. Come to Tennessee.

>>127630144
Why not experience it first hand?

>>127623124
>smarter than the average bear
lost it

I'm in Southwest Virginia. No niggers, Jews, fags, trans etc.. But no Catholics either.

>>127630159
was in Atlanta for 2 days once I will never fucking go back the rudest worst niggers I have ever experienced are from Atlanta for reference I have been to Chicago and New Orleans multiple time but those 2 are not nearly as bad

>>127619799
If you are in Jacksonville, stay away from downtown. There isn't much to do and its full of homeless. Stay in Riverside/avondale, Atlantic beach, Towncenter area or if you have to go downtown, don't go away from the landing.

>>127630393
Or, as I've been seeing more and more, WaltLife
>WDW APs cost as much as a month's rent

>>127630791
Don't know why he's bothering with Jax, anyway. Most foreigners would start in Miami or Orlando

>>127619799
>Jacksonville

Why

Let us help you make a better itinerary

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>>127630544
>mfw I might fight on the same battlegrounds my ancestors did and avenge their defeats.

>>127628716
Bristol TN here

>>127630945
I'm not exactly "bothering" with Jax, that's just my starting point. I'm doing other shit on the East coast before I start going through the South, Jax is just where I'm taking off from, I don't really plan to do anything there.

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Just live in the future pennsylvanian/northwest union states, We are bound to balkanize.

>>127628059
What band? Just curious anon

>>127622954
No Ireland is the size of PA flipped vertically. NJ is quite a bit smaller

>>127631118
To add to this post >>127631036 Atlanta is my 'real' starting point I guess.

>>127620174
Backed hard, college football games are fun as fuck, although I would prefer the midwest for that. Chilly Fall weather and football is one thing I'll never tire of.

>>127618215
I just moved to Georgia from Michigan for my job. I have never seen so many fucking Mexicans in my life. I don't even live in Atlanta, and I see taxi's galore, funny enough they all have fucking spanish names. I guess all the Mexicans use taxi's to get around since they can't get drivers licenses when they're illegal

>>127618215
Lesbians

>>127631196
Silversun Pickups.

>>127626944
Delaware definitely not, but strictly speaking WV is below the Mason-Dixon mine; it forms our northern border. And culturally, we're similar to places like Tennessee and Western North Carolina, so I've always felt Southern. Doesn't hurt that my ancestors fought for the Confederacy.

t. Genuine hillbilly

>>127631322
Mexican Americans are literal scum, Why can't we just deport them to Brazil. I can't wait until Trump and Cotton pass the RAISE act. We have too many non-whites.

>>127631252
Start by getting the fuck out of Atlanta then, it's a shit hole full of niggers

I'm from South Georgia. Niggers, Mexicans, and gnats

>>127630738
Not only the that, the fucking whites in atlanta are smug hipster assholes.

Depends on where you go. Also stop by Miss Myra's Pit Bar-B-Q on
3278 Cahaba Heights Road, Vestavia Hills, AL. Get the chicken and white sauce. You won't be disappointed.

>>127631322
Kinda weird because they make up less than 10% of the population in Atlanta.

>>127628452
Motorcycle club rockers painted on the face of the building

>>127631580
The Pennsylvanian whites are very nationalistic, However since PA and Filthidephia are always blue we usually get democrats.

>>127620800
Sorry for the triplepost, but in regards to niggers; Don't show fear around them and you'll be good. If you start twitching when a black tries to talk to you, things might get weird, but if you treat them like any other person you won't have any problems. Don't try to talk to them in blackspeak and don't act frightened.

I actually was able to fend off rabid nigs in Sweden a year ago because I've had so much experience with them here in the states. Native Swedes don't know how to handle them yet.

>>127624886
>I just want to see the south because as other posters have said, it's the real 'murica
Well, your gonna fit in with all the retards in the south.

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>>127631496
Mexican Americans aren't even the worst Hispanic group.

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>>127619799
Swing by Fort Worth, Texas. Go though cowtown, get some bbq and or Mexican food.

>>127623115
New Orleans has something called wards, they are like little neighbourhoods. The vast majority are filled with niggers, and still run down by Hurricane Katrina since niggers are too lazy to fix anything. Do not leave the French Quarter touristy area

>>127631397
West Virginia seceded from Virginia and joined the Union during the war in 1863. You goddamned traitors.

>>127618215
Delaware's not a Southern State.

>t.Marylandfag

>>127631698
I will try to join the airforce soon, hopefully i'll be out of this god damn state forever.I'd rather be stationed in germanstan than this hellhole.

>>127621372
I read that as

>want to get drunk and fuck good ole boys

>>127631118
Come to central Florida, anon. Let's watch a SpaceX rocket launch together

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>>127618215

Yes many Niggers and beans in that region.

>>127631606
I've never eaten there, but N Alabama has the best bbq. First place I had white sauce on wings was a hole-in-the-wall near New Hope. Best chicken I've ever tasted. Nothing comes close.

>>127630544
Alabama here. Honestly you will be fine if you aren't clueless. Btw the bit of coastline that we have and the panhandle of Florida is really nice. But even if you don't go there having a bit of sunscreen is a good idea.

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>>127632088
>chicken
>bbq

>>127631816
Speaking of Texas, whats the single most fucking Texas thing I can do there?

>>127618215
More niggers than you'll know what to do with

>>127618215
I've grown up in the south my whole life. Scots-Irish settled the mountain regions in the south during the founding and that is still marked today. Your Irish accent will prob be noticed and most people will be friendly. Hit Savannah,GA up it's past St. Patty's day but they throw down for that there. Find some good BBQ in some shacks along country roads. There is a huge distinction between blacks and nigs, though sometimes it's hard to tell. Same for country folks and rednecks. Keep your senses about you and just be friendly, that goes a long way. The country shits on the south alot, but the scourge of SJWism is meeting resistance here in Dixie. Hope you have a good time and hope you hit a gun range for some fun, it's customary in the states, especially in the south.

>>127632027
;)

>>127632462
Rodeo

>>127632462
Be Mexican.

>>127631913
That secession had more to do with taxes and economic exploitation of the mountain counties by the Old Dominion than anything else, and it didn't stop WV from being a hotbed of guerrilla warfare with neighbors fighting neighbors. The population was pretty divided.

Come to Nashville we have educated folk who are all from New England or the West Coast. Approx 30 miles outside of Nashville in any direction = Deliverance.

>>127618215
You're going to expect allot of damn good food. No one cooks as good as a southerner. Well, except for me but I lived in the south years ago.

>>127632293
Is smoked chicken not bbq? What timeline am I in. If it's smoked it's bbq, if it's on a grill or fried then covered in shit sauce it's not. I thought it was that simple.

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>>127632084
>Native Americans in Pennsylvania are almost extinct

They even had their own swastika

>>127618215
Expect niggers, humidity, and poverty.

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>>127632600
kek

>>127632462
Shoot an ar 15. That's a Texan pastime.

>>127626175
Dude, shut the fuck up, we have to keep NWA a secret.

>>127632462
Ride a horse. Shoot some guns (unfortunately deer season isn't until late fall),eat some bbq.Fuck some qt blonde you picked up in a country bar

Do not bring up anything about being catholic (if you are), if there is one thing rural whites hate, it's authority. At most say you are Christian.

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>>127631913
Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson, WV's native son, is still standing at our capitol. Too bad the rest of you cucks are erasing your heritage.

>>127633091
Do Texas qt's dig that Irish accent?

>>127618215
You may die. It will be hot and humid as all hell, but everyone will like you because you're a link to the Homeland of their ancestors (in fact more people in the south are of Scottish ancestry than Irish, but whatever) just don't run down guns too much - they're very legal, easy to get and we love them - if you don't want to shoot then don't, but it's lot of fun. The food is the best the united States has to offer, blacks in the north call it 'soul food's, in the south it's just food. Also, stay the hell away from Atlanta.

>>127632649
Always was told they seceded because the mountain counties didn't have very many slaves. Your right though. What did your ancestors do? I know one of my uncles died in a Union prison camp.

>>127633204
You mean Mexicans? They don't even know what an "Irish" person even is.

>>127631252
Now that I've read more of the thread, I think you'll be fine. You sound like me, I did a solo backpacking trip through Eastern Europe (Hungary, Romania, Moldova, Ukraine) because I like seeing off-the-beaten-path places, and I had a shitload of fun. There's some real good advice in this thread but you sound like you're not too high maintenance, and Americans in general bust a nut when they meet foreign whites, so you'll be good regardless.

>>127633194
That Aesthetic.

>>127633204
More than likely. I can confirm that Irish and English qts dig the Texan accent.
>>127633331
>implying
If he avoids the slum parts of Houston, Austin and San Antonio, then he'll mostly avoid spics.

>>127633212
Nigga half the reason I'm going is to operate very fucking large firearms.

>>127619117
As long as you stay out of Atlanta.

>>127633544
You're a good person.

>>127633286
Several of my ancestors joined various companies in Virginia. One ggg-grandfather was killed at Cumberland Gap. Another was killed by a Unionist militia on his way home after the war ended.

>>127633544
There are shooting ranges around Vegas that cater specifically to people wanting to shoot automatic weapons. It's pricey and quick, but the novelty is pretty good.

Drink lots of water. July-Sept is the worst fucking time of year in the south. Also hope you like thunderstorms

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>>127633194
I live in Tennessee. We made it illegal to remove Civil War statues. Here's a statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest, founder of the KKK, which still stands in Memphis, as a big fuck you to the niggers.

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>>127632996
hell that's a pastime for any state that's not completely cucked.

>>127633725
I've looked them up, and I'm very aware the prices quoted would be absolutely outrageous to a native. However, shooting a 50 cal? Nigga just take my wallet I don't care.

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>>127628452
Go by music, general aesthetic, and what appear to be regulars. Obviously avoid places if there are a lot of black, avoid places that have a dance floor unless it's a country bar, avoid places that don't give off a comfy vibe. Then just talk to friendly locals. Southerners are are respectful and polite, but don't take kindly to troublemakers, especially if that troublemaker is an outsider (to their state, city, town, establishment, etc.) so as long as you're well presented and polite, you not only won't have many if any problems, but you'll be treated like a guest, i.e., catered to. Read a little about what southern hospitality is all about and then a little bit about the proud histories of the places you happen to be in. The best thing for a foreigner visiting the South to have is some knowledge about American history, a general appreciation and/or respect for that history, manners, and a positive attitude. Enjoy your visit.

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>>127632462

Hunt Mexicans

>>127633544
You'll fit in just fine.

>>127625225
You'd better not be lumping Pinellas in with (((Miami-Dade))) and (((Broward))).

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>>127634114
Sounds like literal fucking heaven. Thanks for the info my man.

>>127632796
Not in Texas, boss.
BBQ is pork related goodness,
Barbecuing is related to burgers, chicken, or pork, on a grill.

>>127633695
My family was in Virginia too at that point. I know a few of them fought under Robert E Lee. Fuck dude, maybe our ancestors fought together kek.

>>127633965
Give 'em hell, boys.

>>127632678
No its not you exaggerating cunt.

My advice to you -- do not visit to this shitty country.

I am also here as a tourist.

I started in Miami of Florida.
I ride the train to Austin of Texas.
Next I taken of the bus to Las Vegas of Nevadas.

Final is train to the San Francisco of California.

Three time I am robb by thiefs.
One time policia take of me to jail and telling me to buy the prostitute is not legal!

On trains will find many black peoples who stink badly.

This food here has many greases and high fat content.

There are homeless beggar on all streets.

I am ready to return to Frankfurt soon.

This is the worst holiday I have experienced.

>>127634016
Speaking of Vegas, the casinos are fun, but the sex is free and easy to get if you want it. I nailed a different girl every night during the week I was there. There's plenty of hookers around, but far more tourists who are there and subscribe to the "What happens in Vegas" philosophy.

>>127618215
If you are coming through Tennessee, be sure to go through the Smokeys. Very beautiful drive. Knoxville is ok, if bland. Nashville is slowly becoming gentrified, especially in East Nashville, and immigrents are slowly turning the city into a cesspool so you need to come here fast to enjoy all the sites while it lasts. Great food and music. Avoid Memphis, t is the Detroit of the South and abandon hope all who enter there. Almost the entire state is hills, mountains and farm land. The weather is very humid, and very stormy and we usually get blasted by Tornadoes. As far as niggers, most of them are in the cities and not in rural. Both Niggers and whites down here are generally polite, but be careful of meth heads as they are very dangerous.

Source: TN Fag

>>127634597
Only niggers ride the bus and trains here, Germanon. Should've rented a car and drove. Dass wha whitey does.

>>127634597
Worst thing about the US that you can't just have sex with a 14yo girl like in Germany.

>>127623115
Don't go to New Orleans. I went last year and it's full of homeless niggers and niggers. Bums who will want money of you if in exchange for asking them where the nearest toilet is. Trust me, don't go.

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>>127634114
>dance floor unless it's a country bar,
>>127634365
Be sure to go boot scootin' at least once.

>>127619799
If you see check cashing places, liquor stores, bail bond services and moon cricket wireless store all in the same strip-mall, lock your car doors and do not stop until you see a Whole Foods or Trader Joes. Your in the clear then.

>>127634597
I forgot to explain my nation is Chile, but only student in Germany.

Don't be fooled, southern blacks are descended from field niggers and are more desperate and prone to violence than their northern counterparts. Per capita Nigger violent crime is highest in the southern states. If you are not living in a white area, get a CCW and become adept at dark target acquisition.

>>127632462

Go thank based Alex jones in autism

>>127634829
>>127635008
UKbro's reply made me wonder, is there anything to see in Waco?

>>127630393
>I'm sick of that decal
Closet southern transplant detected. Though to be fair, only Jeeps should ever be appointed with that decal - if you're seeing it on a hundred Honda Civics with NY/MI plates a day, then I feel ya'. My Jeep has "Salt Lif" and various /out/and /k/ stickers from /patch/ salesman.

>>127619117
They're fine. The real problem is 5ft tall Mexican men.

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>>127634528
Deo Vindice

>>127635137
Not really, outside of football season. Even though it's a giant liberal cesspool, you'll definitely want to visit Austin. Lots of shit to do there. As far as central Texas goes, you'll also want to stop by New Braunfels and float down the river and have Muh Hurritage German food

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>>127634365
Just don't drink too much in a bar unless you are around people that you know will take care of you. Southerners will fuck you up if you mouth off in a bar, I've been at the receiving end a few times and I'm a Southerner. You can almost go anywhere as a foreigner and people will just want to kind of talk and bullshit, but if you have a loose mouth some rando will come check you.

There are soul food buffets in the more rural areas that are fucking delicious and under priced. They don't have online advertisements and might be located next to hotels, check those out for really good fried chicken and seafood.

Girls are hot but they are usually spoken for when they go out, get their number, don't be too agressive.

Don't stereotype people, don't talk about some shitty LA sitcom you saw that makes fun of people from the south, just don't be a dick.

Don't be fake either, don't be overly nice and curious, just be real.

Don't be afraid of black people there, try to meet some and talk to them. I'm from AL btw, it's not as bad as people make it out to be. You can have a good time with non whites in the south if you aren't a massive douche and don't like you are their savior or some shit. A lot of the black people here know how full of shit leftists are and they fucking hate them, if you come at them like a real person they will be cool.

The coast is the fun area, check out some blues bars.

>>127618215

First thing is to make sure you have a good air conditioner

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>>127635137
If you're lucky, maybe the ATF murdering a bunch of women and children. Alternatively, you can visit the mammoth site.

>>127622222
quints of french supremacy

>>127634597
You dumb shit, you picked ALL of the worst places to go. By the way what ever happened to YOUR country. You had a bunch of good shit under Pinochet, and the second he dies you dumb fucks vote in socialist fags.

>>127618215
Stay away from S.Florida at all costs.

>>127619822
The niggers will not be able to understand Paddy, either. It will be hilarious.

>>127634811
I went down there a couple years back and actually had a positive homeless nigger story. I guess I'm pretty street smart though. Wasn't planning on being in NOLA and didn't have a smartphone, so I was lost as fuck. I was in the French quarter and needed to find a bar to see a band I was there to see. I asked a drunk homeless nigger where it was and flashed $2 at him. Motherfucker walked me half a mile to the joint. Well, when we actually got to the street it was on I knew I had to turn left to get there and he kept insisting we go right.... My buddy started to follow him, but I REFUSED because at that point I knew where we were. Homeless nig runs back to us, I gave him the $2 and we went to the show. Not sure if he was just drunk or leading us to a trap, but the motherfucker DID earn that tip for leading me across the city.

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>>127634845
well shit man, where are you now? maybe i can give you some recommendations and make your last few days a good time.

and sorry you got busted for whores but you should have checked the laws, our cops here get a bad rep but they are also hardcore mamas boys that happen to also be able to kick serious ass....so please don't cross them for your own sake.

>>127620800
>coon-tunes

never actually heard of that

mysides.png

Not concerned but how are cajuns?

Just curious

Also to not be forgotten…

Americans always think they are best.
Do not criticize of them because they get violent immediately.

Imagine a country full of Donald Trump style babies.

I have been assaulted previously when I say USA people are not the best.

White American with Confederate flag icon posted on their autos are very sensitive.

>>127618215
Use this:
https://www.trulia.com/

It's a real estate site, but if you look up any city, then go up to the "Local Scoop" menu, you can find a crime map. Stay away from the yellow/orange/red areas.

You can go to Memphis if you want to get stabbed or raped.

>>127635240
Been in Fl my whole life, but these stickers are out of control. They are on vehicles that have never smelled salt air let alone carry fresh fish back to the house. It's right up there with the "Browning" decals (and tattoos).

>>127618215
Humidity, niggers, and good barbecue. /pol/ memes aside, country negros tend to be domesticated and simple folk. And since you're European, they'll be overly nice to you since "Dat 'pean white boi neva be owning any slaves n sheeeiit." Just don't get lost in urban nigtown on foot at night. There are certain areas of the city you just don't walk through at night if you don't want some crazed homeless guy trying to hassle you. Stay off of any street or avenue named after Martin Luther King Jr. Don't make direct eye contract with a group of street nigs all rocking the same color.

>>127635511
>Girls are hot
Because they've collapsed under their own gravity and are burning their hydrogen as fuel.

Southern women are colossally fat. Anyone who isn't is guaranteed to have been married three or four times and probably have a black kid or two.

>>127621214
Australia

>>127635983
I am now travel to Reno of Nevadas.

>>127636045
>eye conTACT

Damn keyboard Jews keep forcing me to make typos.

Don't listen to all these sheltered fags.
Southern niggers are 10x better than Rust Belt niggers. They are polite and hospitable. They will barbecue on the street and if they find out you are a foreigner they will invite you and want to talk with you, show you around.
If you want cool towns, New Orleans and Austin are really nice. The Ozarks are cool too.
If you really want to get out of the touristy areas, then you could hitch an old freight train but I wouldn't do it unless you have experience...but you would see a bunch of old train towns with interesting characters.
You picked a really shitty time of the year though, unless you like tornadoes, thunderstorms, hurricanes and Bangladesh-tier heat/humidity.
Since you are Irish you could check out the hillbilly culture in Appalachia and the Ozarks, because a lot of that is from Ireland/Scotland. And you could keep cool in the mountains.

>>127636001
Dude, if you went to the UK and started talking shit about the British to random people, you'd get knocked the fuck out. You act like patriotism is exclusive to the USA.

>>127636003
Neat site, thanks man.

>>127635641
A dictator is not "good"

Maybe after Trump dies you can relate?

Nazi life may look cool to you, but for those living there was different experience, yes?

>>127635894
He was leading you to his hobo post. Not shitting you this happened to a friend of mine. They take you in the general direction and then tell you they know a short cut, down an alleyway or something. You walk down that alley and then at a certain point he drops his cig or says "what the fucks that" and bends over. Then BAM he hits you in the face with a brick and steals your shit.

>>127635996
they are good people who keep their traditions. idk if you would be able to understand their version of french though.

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>>127632462
Genociding some pigs from a heli

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>>127636251
everything this guy says is true, black people in the south are cool as shit, especially if you have a foreign accent

don't shy away from them, because they are a hug part of what being southern means

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>>127636684
C-can I actually do this?

>>127636379
In Texas I tell the man in a truck that fuck a donald trump usa is not the best of world…

Then he attacking me.

This is not normal.

>>127618215
You will encounter some of the finest niggers we have to offer, outside of Detroit and Los Angeles.

Good luck.

P.S. It's going to be disgustingly hot and humid.

>>127636843
Probably in Texas

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Come to NC, but don't visit Asheville.. libtard capital of the south. Homeless bums, STD infested nomads... YUCK..

>>127636843
Yes

There are actual businesses that will take you out to exterminate pigs.

>>127636843
>>127636910
You definitely can in Texas

>>127636251
>Southern niggers are 10x better than Rust Belt niggers. They are polite and hospitable. They will barbecue on the street and if they find out you are a foreigner they will invite you and want to talk with you, show you around.

This. Creole Louisiana dindus are a perfect example of this type of domestication. Just stay out of certain wards in NOLA.

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>>127636251

You silly bitch, you've just become desensitized to Blacks.

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>>127636987
Sweet Christ

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>>127618215
>The south
>Virginia

>>127636845
You just walked up to a random dude and told him "Our president sucks--fuck the USA" and you expected him to be civil? Take your fucking autism medication.

>>127624886
You should've went to Montana.

>>127637112
http://www.helicopterpighunting.com/
Come to Texas, anon

>>127621214
also vampires

>>127623639
Actually, there were a lot of Irish around here, but they were Protty Irish, so they absorbed into the mix easily. Yankees got the papist trash.

>>127637112
I just advice that you try go shooting before you go hog extermination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAfJG1PMjbY

>>127618215
Jelly as fuck anon. My best friend grew up in Mississippi and now lives in Birmingham Alabama. Hoping to go visit, maybe next year.

From what he says it sounds just like Ireland, everything is corrupt and falling apart. The people are great but many are fucked up on drink and drugs. So just like home.

Honestly it sounds like you'll have a great time. Especially if you like to drink. The women will like you too, not because you're Irish, but because they don't get any foreign tourists in most of these places.

Only advice I can give is stay out Clarksdale Ms and be extremely careful in New Orleans.

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>>127618215
Go to downtown Charleston. You can see a WW2 carrier (USS Yorktown), and go to Fort Sumter which is where the civil war began. Nice place.

>>127636542
I wish Trump was Pinochet. Start up the rotors, for the leftist scum, free your country, standing tall and proud.

>>127637232
Shit, pricing options are only for pretty long stays, as in people who want to spend the week there doing it and have full lodge/food included. I'd just want to get up there for an hour or two and blow my load.

Doesn't seem like they offer stuff like that, fucking shame.

>>127621372
as long as you can tell the difference between rednecks, wiggers, and meth smoking white trash, you'll be ok. You ain't gotta worry too much about the white folks.

Niggers, fat people, poor people.

>>127637433
>From what he says it sounds just like Ireland, everything is corrupt and falling apart. The people are great but many are fucked up on drink and drugs. So just like home.

To be fair, those are two of our poorest states.

>>127637164
What is your problem?

American is not able to accept criticism?

In rest of world we discuss these issue without attacking

Is only the white American who did attacked me, and only black who did thief of me.

Why is this?

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>>127618215

A lot of them too

>>127637586
Here's another that goes by the hour
https://www.porkchoppersaviation.com/pricing

>>127618215
Visiting my aunt down in Mertyl Beach in SC soon. How's it going down there?

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>>127637433
we aint your nigger country asshole
only do drugs drink cause theirs nothing else to do

>>127637433
>From what he says it sounds just like Ireland

That;s why I'm not exactly over worried. I can spot a junkie a mile away, and if they try and hassle me I know exactly what to do. However American junkies/niggers are new and foreign to me, and I do not know how to predict them.

>>127637662
>In rest of world we discuss these issue without attacking

You walked up to a random group of people and started ranting about how shitty America is. And to top it off, you type like a foreigner. Try doing that in Greece, Russia, UK, France, Turkey, China, Italy, Mexico, etc. You're deserved to get the shit kicked out of you and it would have happened in most other places.

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>>127636001
Get the fuck out, nigger. The rope hangs for thee.

>>127618215
Oh god, please, please, don't judge us based on the land whales in scooters and fat lazy niggers you will run into.

If you really want to see the worst, go to the nearest Walmart and just watch.

Ask locals to find the best places to eat.

>>127637937
>**You not You're

Damn keyboard Jews strike again.

>>127636843
OP are you a cute Irish boy? ;)

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>>127633965
The Volunteer State is great.
t. Old Dominioner.
P.S pls send us your high energy for our upcoming gubernatorial.
>pic related will be dem candidate
>current dep. gov under current (((dem))) stooge.
>northam campaign ad anti-trump

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>>127637922
i thought that flag was diffeernt colors, my bad and NOT my bad

>>127637662
Probably because your a goddamn retard. You know Pinochet? that "NAZI" you hate? We set him up in your country. WE put him there you in insufferable fuck. When your country comes and overthrows our government, then maybe you can talk shit. Until then, you best keep your mouth shut boy.

>>127636157
how many more days do you have? and reno is kind of shit, why don't you go to las vegas?

>>127618215
Lots of humidity, randomly will rain so always check the radar, most of the food is deep fried or smothered in butter, lots of fat people and niggers, and either someone is really interested in what you have to say or they don't care if a bus hits you. Not a lot in between. Stick to main street and downtown areas and you wont run into a lot of crime or white trash.

>>127634016

See battlefield vegas? The fucking minigun?

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>>127637703
Better picture.

>>127638426
why doesn't it go all the way to 100%
..and 0

>>127638626
You can't expect me to use that many different colours, can you?

>>127637925
The most that is going to happen is that they'll try and bum a cigarette off of you or maybe ask for some change. Just ignore them. Most junkies are docile unless provoked.

>>127618215
Also bring bug spray. The mosquitos are everywhere. If you go through georgia, I recommend visiting 2 towns, ringgold/fort Oglethorpe and cartersville. Downtown cartersville is nice and ringgold is very pretty. Avoid dalton. Cops are complete asshole and lots of druggies

>>127638811
oh too many too hard?
wahh cry or something why dont you

>>127637986
>Oh god, please, please, don't judge us based on the land whales in scooters and fat lazy niggers you will run into.

I'm pretty sure he has seen fat people before. Ireland is very close to Scotland and England.

>>127638426
Can we just agree once and for all that Tennessee is the best and whitest state south of the Mason-Dixon? Absolutely /ourstate/.

>>127638971
baka desu senpai

>>127629854
>Not including Birmingham

Last time I was there I saw maybe three white people, myself being one of the three.

>>127638811
>oh i see u where replying to somoene else, who had a picture.
you didnt even make that crap
>>127639064
and quit speaking, wtv the fuck this is

>>127639006
Sure we can. TN is the whites and TX the least white one.

>>127637925
I'd say do the same as you'd do in Dublin. Walk around with your head up, don't like an easy touch.

As long as you aren't the retarded paddy in his GAA shirt you'll be ok. If you're in Birmingham I'm told the Garage Cafe is a cool place to hang out.

>>127639136
>you didnt even make that crap
Actually I did make this picture.

Avoid Fulton County, ga unless you want to be culturally enriched and/or robbed. Avoid ellijay. It's a lot like the movie with but Reynolds over there

>>127634750
>Worst thing about the US that you can't just have sex with a 14yo girl like in Germany.
But only if you're muslim.

>>127639143
>TX the least white one.

You have to remember that Texas used to be a part of Mexico at one time. A lot of Mexican (descent) in Texas have lived there for hundreds of years.

>>127629939

i actually live in the deep south and I swear to god half the information in this thread is just flat out wrong. there's good BBQ in varying styles all over the southeast, OP. this guy is probably either a texan that's never been out of the state or a yankee. Don't listen to him. Also don't focus solely on BBQ, there's amazing food to be found everywhere.

NOLA is a great place but only stay in the tourist areas.
Like most other people said, if you stop in a small town and it's mostly black, get the hell out of there.
Blacks in bigger cities aren't really that bad unless you go to a "bad part of town." They can be friendlier than whites if you're friendly to them.
Most gun ranges will let you fire their weapons for a fee. Not sure how this works if you're not a citizen though.

>>127619799
I know you potatoniggers like to fisticuffs a lot, even when you're not drunk. DO NOT fucking fight anyone. YOU. WILL. GET. SHOT.

>>127639339
Not if you're a muslim it's 7.
>>127639347
It used to be 75% non-Hispanic white. No excuses.

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>>127618215
Yes, but they aren't uppity like up north. The bad ones are contained in their own communities.

The people talk and move slow (because of the heat and humidity) but are nice as long as you don't talk bad about the South. They drink a lot of sweet tea and sugared drinks. They have the BEST BARBECUE IN THE WORLD, so enjoy that. They actually have a lot of good food in their restraints, but it's fattening as hell.

>>127630738
I dunno, I've been to both Chicago and Atlanta multiple times and I find the Chicago blacks to be worse.

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>>127623639
>A state in the US called New England has all the Irish
Even in the New World they cannot escape us.

>>127639006
That sounds perfect to me. Murfreesboro reporting in.

>>127639158
Here is exactly what will happen:

>Hey man/nigga you gotta a dollar I can bum?
>Speaks in accent
>Dude, where are you from? Are you foreign? etc

The junkie will go from begging mode to being inquisitive and might even show him around. Being European and/or foreign has its perks. OP is going to be 100% safe unless he intentionally sets out to start a fight with a pack of dindus.

>>127639158

There's tons of cool places to hang out in Birmingham and the Garage Cafe is definitely one of them. Kinda working class/hipsterish though.

>>127639516
>restraints
You know what I meant.

>>127632581
Rodeo or shoot wild boars.

>>127637624
>>127637922
I don't even mean it in a bad way, just being from Ireland I understand the 'let's get fucked up mentality' I'd rather go there than little Sweden in Minnesota or where ever, for example.

>>127631252
>Atlanta is my 'real' starting point I guess.
Oh lawrd. Nigger Mecca. You're going to die.

>>127639360
>NOLA is a great place but only stay in the tourist areas.

Sure, if you're stupid. Uptown is awesome.

>>127639489
>It used to be 75% non-Hispanic white. No excuses.

Mexicans are mostly bros in Texas. It's not LA. If you can't handle seeing a brown person you should stay away from the USA, though. You're too autistic to be walking around in public.

>>127618215
some good ol' southern hospitality

>>127639347
>A lot of Mexican (descent) in Texas have lived there for hundreds of years.
Entirely untrue. Texas was mostly unpopulated by non-Indians until well after we were annexed by the US.
>>127639360
I've been living outside of Texas for a couple of years now

>>127634750
What?
This legit?

>>127639680

yeah you don't want to let a junkie show you around OP. that's probably going to be a one way ticket to getting mugged or worse. just be polite and say sorry I don't have any change and you'll be fine.

>>127639796
I only hate niggers. Can handle seeing a brown person otherwise.
>Mexicans are mostly bros in Texas.
Maybe the men.
>>127639871
Absolutely.

>>127639871
Yeah its true. If you convert to islam though you can fuck any age you like and eat them afterwards too.

>>127619117
No and you will learn why there are so many nigger memes.

>>127619117
Never relax around them

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The whitest state south of the Mason-Dixon is WV.

>>127639815
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tejano
>7,951,193 (2010 Census)

You have more Native Mexicans than my state has total population.

>>127639158
That's the plan. I know from living in Dublin long enough to either cross the street if you see a bad enough gear head in front of you or to just keep your eyes on the floor. But add unpredictable niggers and guns into the mix? Shit, I don't want to be bamboozled by offering typical hospitality only to get a knife pulled on me.

>>127640137
WV is the only state getting whiter and Utah is holding steady. Every other state is getting browner.

>>127632088
>N Alabama has the best bbq.
Checked, but them words you just said are fighting words.

>>127639929
Funny story. An Irish policeman was on holiday in New Orleans a couple of years ago. He ended up being shot in the ghetto, but survived. Apparently he met a nig who wanted to 'show him around'.

Irishman obviously didn't know real life blacks aren't like the ones portrayed by Hollywood.