I know I am late to this but this is the most alpha thing

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You're gonna love what Macron's doing here then.

>>127586410
Not knowing how to properly handshake?

>>127586800
It's disgusting that such a patriotic ID is being wasted on a trumpsucker like you.

>>127586971
Suck my dick commie nigger

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>>127587163
When Trump BRRAAAPPPPS in your face does a fine spray of golden glitter adorn your nostrils like the silver paint of a inhalant addict?

>>127586410
a 39 year old man trying to physical intimidate a 72 year old, so very alpha

>>127586410
He was molested by the ancient cunt he married. He's an eternal beta.

>>127587798
He should have just let grandpa think he was still a big strong man, you're right. But grandpa's dementia is really flaring up and we can't have him shitting all over civilization.

>>127587903
And how are you doing on the women front? Been molested by anyone recently?

>>127585958
The best part is that beta reaction from Mount Nigger

>y-you t-too

>>127587640
Nice erotic fanfic, ya faggot

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>>127587640
>>mfw

Hi
https://youtu.be/R_Pp5vlL0sk
Bye

>>127588702
Did anything stir for you?

>>127585958
What is this, a gif for ants?

>>127588870
witnessed

>>127588138
>He should have just let grandpa think he was still a big strong man, you're right. But grandpa's dementia is really flaring up and we can't have him shitting all over civilization.
Isn't it funnier that Macron spent probably a week agonizing about >le handshake and Trump spent maybe 5 seconds thinking about it? And the media spends even more time covering it.

>>127587798
For Macron, 72 is the new 30. That's why he got a cutie in her early 20s.

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>>127590508
>h-he probably had diarrhea for a w-week straight before that meeting, he looked so nervous what a betacuck!!
Fucking delusional.