British zoo happening part II nothing really confirmed yet but

>>127583517
no juicy cellphone footage yet?

>>127583517

is it harambe part 2: revengeance bogaloo?

>>127583773
harambe 2: the haram

>>127583517
Did they kill a gorilla?

They feed the animals pig meat, is a major incident for a muslim country.

My guess: zookeeper eaten after feeding Tiger ham which does not align with Tiger's religious beliefs.

>>127584067

animals are beeing thrown off buildings as we speak.

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>>127583905
Rare?

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>>127583517
FWM

>>127583905

No, you don' get too many Africans in that part of the UK

>>127583517
So far this is the news

>many police and air ambulance called out
>zoo isn't far from US military bases, and today is American holiday
>also possible that someone could have targeted it at random because of ISIS calls for a holy war this Ramadan
>news IMMEDIATELY reports that it was an escaped tiger (just like Manchester was initially a balloon popping), but backs down when cops and the zoo say the animals are all in their cages
>no new news has come out

>>127583905

RARE
Unrelated to the thread but how do people from East Timor view West Papua? I'd suspect that there would be a lot of support for KNPB, considering Timor Liste was going through the same struggle, but I can't seem to find much about cooperation

>>127583905
>tl.gif
nice

>>127583905
>tl.gif
Literally who?

>>127584428
>Unrelated to the thread but how do people from East Timor view West Papua? I'd suspect that there would be a lot of support for KNPB, considering Timor Liste was going through the same struggle, but I can't seem to find much about cooperation

How the fuck do you know so much about a country I didn't even know existed up until today? I am pretty impressed

NOT AN ANIMAL
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/29/serious-incident-reported-at-cambridgeshire-zoo

>>127584576
Always archive media with a reputation for shilling and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/goWwW <- theguardian.com article

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>>127583517

Please be a gorilla uprising!

>>127584593
Bot

>>127584593
Your work is truly appreciated.

>>127583905
Timor-Leste :-DD

>>127584570
I'm planning on majoring in international relations, plus I have a friend who has a weird obsession with TL government after backpacking there just after they declared independence.

Read up on it, fucked up history.
>Indonesians chaining farmers together and forcing them to march across minefields

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>>127583884
The Harammening

>>127583773
>>127583884
Boko Harambe

>>127584891
that actually sounds kinda interesting

Wtf happened

>>127583905
saved as Timor-Leste, I hope it's correct

>>127584957
And our work here is done.

>>127584226
no

>>127583517
A monkey flinged poo at visitor. Riot police mobilized.

>>127584226
or yes

>>127584795
Nope, just a helpful autist.

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>>127583517
>that source
jesus fuck they are the least reliable

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BOKITO'D

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It's Harambe all over again!

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This time it'll be muzzies.

>>127584975
We stopped 'em.

Fucking Indonesians. Fuck their entire shithole country.

>>127584576
So wtf is it? Muslim stabbing?

>>127585648
There needs to be an East Timor general thread

>war for years
>Aussies do nothing
>a few Aussie journalists paint PRESS on the side of a mud hut they're reporting from
>Indos kill them
>Australia: "WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!"

For some reason the Aussies are still actively hiding the war history because it would damage Indonesia on the world stage

>>127585898
The best thing to come out of East Timor was the body bags with those fucking journos in them.

I hate journalists so God damn much.

>>127584118
underrated

>>127586054
>
Not understanding where you're coming from, then. Weren't these journalists reporting on things in Timor that nobody else was, which you'd support because fuck Indonesia?

Or just a general hatred and mistrust for journalists?

>>127586417
I hate the Indonesians and I hate journalists.

Journalists dying and also fucking over Indonesia through their death is like Christmas.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/29/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-over-ongoing-incident-6669849/

Archive this before we find out that it wasn't a tiger. I hope someone archived the ones about Manchester where they were still saying it was a balloon/blown speaker

The media can only report a story properly when it is a scripted hoax. They go to shit when something real happens.

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Tiger update: DUI

>>127583905
admin fags should change unkown flag to the kekistani flag

fucking racists

>serious
>no animals escaped
>the public is safe

My guess is that it's some anomalous event like a person committing public suicide.

>>127588030
yes, possibly with explosives

>>127585898
>For some reason
you know why

>>127584576
We don't know that. Chances are good it's a muslim after all.

>>127584783
We already had one of those in 2011.

it's probably just a giraffe with explosive diarrhea you racists

>all this censorship/suppression

muslim incident 100%

>>127589031
Probably, bumping for more info.

UNILAD just deleted their previous story on their facebook and posted a new one without the tiger and people are calling them out.

>Are you going to post news or just post a new story every 15 minutes until you find out a Muslim did this?

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>>127588915

>Every year since Harambe's death on 29th of May
>He comes back in spirit form and possesses another ape

By zoo they mean Birmingham right?

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>>127584957
underrated

>>127583905
TRAIN WITH ME BOSS

>>127583905
FUCKING ULTRA RARE

>>127583517
shit guys, its half term too, chalk full of kiddys.

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>>127584957

>>127587417

>just

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>>127583905
Rare as fuck!

>>127584593
I love norway archive link doode!
Your autism restores my faith in humanity

>>127583517
Bump

SO IS THIS A FUCKING TIGER OR A MUSLIM I NEED TO KNOW FOR FUCK SAKE

>>127588154
I don't, tell me!

Someone was saying that the incident took place in the geese enclosure.

>>127593067

The eternal honk strikes again.

Based geese

>>127592464
Tiger mauled a one of the staff members.

Other news. police arrest a trainee pilot in Sussex in anti terror operation.

>>127591113
damn son, sauce?

>>127593902

Why did it take this long for it to come out?

>>127584957
(You) this man!

So, not a happening.

Perkele.

>>127594425
Cougar's Law.

>>127584428
>news IMMEDIATELY reports that it was an escaped tiger
How convenient for the media. I wonder what their source was? Or do they just pull this out of their asses?

>>127584428
American holiday? It's a bank holiday for everyone today.

>>127596129
Iirc one of the articles from the Guardian was referencing some guy's facebook post saying the tiger got loose. Now it looks like it might be the case that a tiger mauled one of the workers inside the cage.

>no animals got loose

o u

>>127594182
Pride of Baghdad.

Its good but fucking sad

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>>127583905
what is this?

>>127597254
I'm living with a friend in Cambridge for a few months, so I didn't know if it was a country-wide holiday here. I know it's Memorial Day for Americans.

>>127597863
>"A tiger had entered an enclosure with a keeper"

that makes it sound like the tiger was free to come and go as it pleased, WTF?

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>>127583517
British national anthem coming in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcjWJ9t2Yag

>>127583517
Summer's getting started boys

It's going to be crazier than last summer

>>127598171
American national anthem coming in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y

>>127598451
wait last summer was the one with a truck of peace basically every other day right?

this year is gonna be insane.

>>127597863
The tiger smelled her period blood

>>127597863

Based Tigers!

Zoos are terrible places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

>>127598051
Most zoos have at least two enclosures for an animal, the one the visitors see and an indoor one when weathers bad or theyre out of season. There may also other enclosures for bathing and feeding.

She probably forgot to secore the divider between enclosures after luring the animal out, probably to clean or put food out.

Given the severity of the attack, she probably was feeding the animal and hadnt left the feeding enclosure before the animal got out or failed to divide the enclosures after leading the animal away

>>127598781
So, she pulled a woman

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Tigers demand respect

>>127598972
You got it

Theyre calling it a "freak accident" because they wont want to outright say she got herself killed due to improper training

>>127583517
tHIS is how zoo killers are made :^)

>>127598570

There was only one truck attack. But there were like two weeks if a happening every day

>nice, munich, paris priest getting beheaded, dallas, german village suicide bomber who didnt kill anyone, baton rouge and im probably forgetting some

>>127597863
Well, now that the CAT's out of the bag what are we supposed to do MEOW.

>>127583905
RARE SON
A
R
E

S
O
N

THEY BETTER NOT KILL THIS POOR TIGER BECAUSE SOME DUMB CUNT COULDN'T WORK THE LOCK RIGHT!!!!!!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>127599243
there was Nice last summer and Berlin last Christmas, but strictly speaking Berlin was not in summer.

back on the topic, is there anywhere we can wait for more news to come out?

my eyes have seen the glory
of the trampling at the Zoo

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RUH-ROH!!

>always female keepers
they can smell the fish

>>127583905
better collect this fats before it disappears

>>127584570
Some of us are literate, you subhuman Turk piece of shit.

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Did they try to remove Grape-kun's waifu?

>>127599874
>please be a Bengal tiger

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Bangladesh
>About 87% of Bangladeshis are Muslims, followed by Dindus (12%), Buddhists (1%) and Christians (0.5%).

>>127599874
was the tiger muslim?

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>>127599874
I've never understood people that work in zoos, it's like why? I say that as a natural resource worker, I work way out in the bush with fish most of my days and I carry a 12 gauge for shit like this.

Why would you put yourself in a confined area with a fucking killer whale that's pissed off? Why would you get in the octagon with a silverback? These people deserve death.

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>>127583905
holy fuck never seen timor-leste here EVER

BIN
THAT
TIGER

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A Florida zookeeper who was killed by a Malayan tiger in its enclosure screamed desperately into her radio for help before the 350-pound animal crushed her neck, an autopsy has found.

Stacey Konwiser, 38, died of a fractured spine, a lacerated jugular and other neck injuries suffered when she was attacked on April 15 by 'Hati', the Palm Beach County medical examiner found.

The male tiger, then 12 years old, had been at the zoo for two years on loan from the zoo in Fort Worth, Texas.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3804107/Zookeeper-screamed-help-tiger-attack.html#ixzz4iUZmIIn5

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>>127600274
>

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>>127600586
WTF

>>127599688
we washed ourselves in nigger blood
and all the mongrels to

>>127583517
A worker there was injured
No happening

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>>127588915

>>127591113
Probably should have checked before I posted mine.

>>127583517
HARAMBE STRIKES BACK

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#TIGERGATE

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THIS IS #TIGERGATE

>>127600640
Anyone posting under a German flag has no right to point out the flags of others.

>>127597863
STRIPED

>>127600364
>>127600445
The situation so fluid, but we have our top men looking into it.

>>127600364
>dindus

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IT'S REAL

#TIGERGATE

>>127597863
wtf I love tigers now.

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>>127583655
>no juicy cellphone footage yet?
A wolf escaped.

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#TIGERGATE

STOP TIGER SEX TRAFFICKING

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>>127597863
Every time i see a facebook report like that i just want to spam pic related so the emoji pops up

>>127601472
aight mate, time for you to go to bed now, sleep well :)

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#TIGERGATE

STOP TIGER RAPE

>>127600547
Gotta keep tryin!
Bin that lion!

>>127583905
I went to dili in timor leste, fucking beautiful place mate.

>>127585898
/etg/ here:
>>>127602117

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#TIGERGATE IS REAL

SAVE THE TIGERS FROM MAN RAPE

>>127602358
I wish death on anyone who does this shit. I'm not an animal hippie, however, it's like pointing a gun at your face and hoping it jams.

>>127602565
there's actually science behind it. making the big cat see you as a member of the pride. and it works well most of the time. sure it is risky though

>>127602557
>The day Filthy Frank went too far

>>127602014
That doesn't look like a wolf to me

>>127602014
kek, I hope that jaguar got away. I don't know what kind of dumbass tries to take on a jaguar with a stick, but I can only assume he's got some gnarly scars to show for his troubles.

>>127583517
Let me guess. Someone fucked a goat. They happened to be muslims so of course they had explosives on them.

>be muslim
>'bout to blow up some kaffir
>go past a zoo and see a majesticly captivating creature
>she's naked,the filthy whore
>make a quick pit stop,allah can wait for a bit
>grab it by the hind legs and sit on my back while forcing it close to my pelvis
>trigger on my pocket gets pushed
>bomb detonates
>go to hell cause i had animal blood on me and the murder of animals is forbidden in islam

Inshallah,my brothers.

>>127583517
SAVE THE PANDAS

>serious incident
>britan
They ran out of tea.

>>127583517
Paki rapists in the petting zoo.

>>127584957
Kek

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>LEAKED PHOTOS OF TIGER
LEAKED PHOTOS OF TIGER
>LEAKED PHOTOS OF TIGER
LEAKED PHOTOS OF TIGER
>LEAKED PHOTOS OF TIGER
LEAKED PHOTOS OF TIGER.

>>127583517
Probably rapefugges missing thier homeland so they tried to fuck a goat

>>127604101
top kek

no pics of the body?

>>127604101
ALLAH
ALLAH
ALLAH
ALLAH
ALLAH