>>127524099
The white house is sending a fucking SOS signal.
Left side: short short short long long long ... ---
That's SOS in morse code when repeating.
OMW TRUMP
>>127528898
Some anon said the red line blinks like that when called. NK just launched another missile, those fucking madmen.
Pence circumcised his ten thousandth goyim
One if by land. Two if by sea...
But is that the oval office?
>>127528898
Nooooooo. Is the deep state going for the kill on Trump. Please, kek guide your earthly envoy to safety
bump for happening
>>127528898
www facebook com/FOX35News/videos/10155563819642573/
Clearer video. Probably just fire lights that were malfunctioning.
I saw it, it's nothing.
https://youtu.be/2ANM8cHzXBw
>>127528898
So what's it mean. Is it only sos?
im scared
>>127530143
>>127530258
Yeah, it's a big nothing burger right? Feeling sleepy? We must sleep, right?
>>127530524
Well, it's red, which is the color indicative of emergency, and it's flashing short x3 long x3. As far as I'm aware it is only an SOS.
There's an SOS coming from the white house, this is either a malfunction or something huge is going on.
Why would they communicate SOS with a flashing light
We have cell phones and internet
>>127531028
In the whitehouse? That shit gets logged immediately. This was a line of sight message off the books.
>>127528898
Something tells me someone attempted to murder Trump but he was able to signal off. What do these numbers say?
>>127531028
xKeyscore and NSA stuff that would effectively censor any trace of it as soon as it gets out.
Just not gonna happen, this is an old-fashioned fireproof way of letting _Somebody_ know.
>>127531211
Well shit, we have a winrar.
thats the president's dining room
did trump choke on some kfc?
>>127528898
if it's just repeating SO, then it's not an SOS message.
SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO
vs
SOSSOSSOSSOSSOSSOS
Is the god emporer OK?
>>127531381
Please kys.
>>127528898
HEADING TO WHITE HOUSE NOW TO SAVE TRUMP SEMPER FI!
>>127531363
Unless SO means something special, then it probably doesn't matter.
It might as well mean SOS.
>>127531487
Except anyone who ever sends an SOS knows that you repeat the entire 3 letters. You don't alternate S and O
>>127528898
prob just ordering some coca cola
>>127531324
that pic looks like the first floor anon.
>>127531363
>>127531487
>>127531567
Also the right window is doing the same SOSOSO but on the opposite timing.
Looking at them together, it's SOSOSOSO SOSOSOSO, and arguably, SOSSOSSOS
>>127528898
It's 90% chance a fire alarm being test you faggots.
>>127531567
you're arguing semantics
>>127529140
wow this was pretty good
>>127531685
you're the anti-Semitic one here, pal
>>127531637
nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House
>>127531637
It's the second floor. The living quarters are upstairs.
>>127531652
Clearly, it was Trump commenting on his dinner.
>>127531459
Gather some reinforcements comrade. If the Jews are making a move you will need some back up.
Guys its probably Baron just getting fucked up in his room
New video in: >>127531635
>>127531652
You're missing the R.
It's:
SOROSSOROSSOROSSOROS
>>127531763
i kek'd
Any other red lights?
>>127531763
I don't like Jews either.
>But they have well earned the hatred
>>127528898
no... when repeating it says SO SO SO SO SO
Well, it's getting pretty late here lads, I'm getting pretty sleepy.
Maybe we should all go to bed, so we can be well rested for tomorrow, just in case anything serious happens.
>that feeling when a warm bed awaits you and me
>>127532090
see
>>127531652
>>127532165
wtf i hate conscience now i am now a #sleepmissile
The light is over the window shade, therefore it is a reflection.
watch the video closer, it's actually 2 longs and 3 shorts.
MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMO
>>127528898
OK I am scared, what to do?
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/TgiRqQROKqI
>>127532165
>yfw when no warm bed when tonight
>>127528898
THEY ARE SWEEPING FOR HIDDEN CAMERAS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9KMzEx3cpA
>>127528898
Uh guys I know Morse code
He's saying p o l p o l p o l
What does it mean?
>>127532165
Agreed. Let's put this issue to rest. The whole "happening!!1" meme is getting very tired.
Look how cozy this AWOO is. Don't you want to be cozy, too?
I was checking the morse code prosigns, but 2 longs and 3 shorts doesn't mean anything either:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosigns_for_Morse_code
>>127532393
Is Kushner doing jew magic?
>>127532389
eat tacos and shitpost on /pol/
>>127532492
Possible, doesn't explain the short short short long long long, however.
News from other thread: >>127532112
Looks like reflections of a light bar, probably from a police car or security vehicle behind the tree.
>>127528898
ITT: /pol/ utilizes its weaponized autism once again
>>127528898
Baron is just powering up his time machine.
>>127532642
Is buche master race taco ?
Followed by Lengua
Fish then supreme ground beef
Carne Asada is for pleb taste
>>127530258
looks like reflection from a nearby ambulance.
>>127532316
Barron has constructed a strobe system with which to visually screech for mom's tendies
>>127532492
do you really think that the fucking government would need to use a $20 gizmo out of the back of a comic book to locate bugs?
>>127532600
>00
Maybe
I'VE MADE IT IN! DAAAAAHHHNAAAAALD OH DAAAAAHHHHNAAAAALD... THE PRESIDENCY! HAND IT OVER!
>>127532764
I keked
Is Barron even at the White House?
>>127532868
We're talking the meme president here
Anythings possible
>>127528898
If anything is SOSOSOSOSO
There's no repeat of the S
SOS spam would be ... --- ... ... --- ... etc
>>127530709
Show me a clip that flashes in an SOS pattern.
The lights are not flashing an SOS.
>barron and his dad playing laser tag
>>127532316
Korea confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRJqH0Plqg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4W-Ie8PDCY
>>127532521
thinks happenings are a new meme
being this fucking je...i mean new
Ok deciphered
It's saying
Poo poo pee pee
Guys it's keks spirit being summoned
He's haunting the place
Call those female ghostbusters
Atlantis, in crucem!
>>127532492
shit, i think he's right
SWEEPING FOR BUGS
REPEAT
SWEEPING FOR BUGS/HIDDEN CAMERAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyGVa_ywX2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9KMzEx3cpA
>>127532730
what color do DC police use? Just cherries, or a combo of cherries and blueberries?
DC anon, near the WH. Ill deploy if this isnt a waste of time. need more intel.
>>127533024
it is flashing sososososo and there have never been lights like this before in the white house.
>>127532709
Archive link for anyone interested
https://archive.fo/oiCI0
>>127532709
fuck off with that black propaganda
Someone explain how sweeping for bugs works by flashing lights please
I know roaches scatter when you turn on the lights but what does this do to electronic bugs
>>127532868
You're right, he would spend $800,000 on hi tech gadgets developed by an overstaffed bureaucratic thinktank that don't do anythi- oh wait he's not Obama.
>>127533306
No, it isn't. That isn't dit-dit-dit-da-da-da--dit-dit-dit it's dit-dit-dit-da-da-dit-dit-dit
That is not an O.
They are just watching the new twin peaks.
Post a webm.
>>127533237
I don't know. Or it could be SS PD. Of course, given the many lightbar modes, it could be the rear bars flashing with no front blues since they aren't driving in traffic.
Barron using the same autism lights Ben Affleck used in the accountant.
Is there a link to a livestream of the White House?
>>127533503
its ...---...---...---...---
s o s o s o s o
>>127533237
Blue and reds
>>127533259
Same, can be at the WH in 15 mins at this hour. Seems like it's not worth it tho
>>127533223
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT NEED TO USE A CHEAP DOODAD LIKE THIS TO LOCATE BUGS YOU DUMMY
AND DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ANYONE CAPABLE OF PLANTING BUGS IN THE POTUS DINING ROOM WOULD PLANT ONES THAT COULD BE DETECTED BY THIS SHIT
CRITICAL THINKING
I REPEAT
CRITICAL THINKING
>>127533603
No it fucking isn't. Where is the third dash? There are 3 dots and 2 dashes.
>>127533223
Except that doesn't explain the digital timing, two windows, and why it's short x3 long x3 instead of just short x whatever.
>>127533657
jeez anon it was only a suggestion
calm your tits
>>127532981
No Melania and Barron move into the White House in mid or late June
dah dah dit dit dit is 7
It's repeating 7. Wtf does that mean?
>>127533726
SMS [me nudes]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKZ6rlqu-pg
so it is an sos
>>127533626
Dodging the midnight nignogs sounds like a chore for whats probably nothing. Still I'll stay on call.
>>127533657
THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL, I REPEAT, THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL.
Is it happening?
>>127533726
its 3 and 3 on the original that isnt looped.
>>127533830
DIGITS TO SUMMON KEK
>>127533657
Because Bannon is drunk/ bored and downloaded an app to have some fun
>>127533726
I watched both videos like 5 times.
It's ... --- ... --- ... on both windows, one window doing the opposite of the other.
Just because your eyes suck and you're fucking retarded doesn't mean it's not an SOS.
I'll bet my life it's a lightbar from an emergency vehicle. Use one everyday.
>>127534045
Why the change in frequency, then? (---...---...)
>>127534045
bullshit. you are full of shit.
>>127531324
queens bedroom? wtf?
>>127533223
Oh shit I think you might be on to something anon.
>>127533828
Wasn't it dangerous for Barron to be over there?
>>127534030
Wow look who's wrong. You're a dumb stupid.
>>127531828
I'll be at the cardstand in 10 minutes
>>127534227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro
Are they coming? I want them to get me the hell out of this planet while granting me superior and vast knowledge of the universe.
>>127534276
Poster won't deliver.
it's coming from the kitchen and dining room, see second floor map + columns in square fashion to verify this
Don't worry guys, I speak flash.
The text translates to "Fuck Off Newfags" repeated over and over.
slow it down anon, it's hard to see at full speed but at .33x you can clearly count 3 - 3 - 3
>>127533151
30 different patterns? do these indicate the level of persuit/emergency?
>>127534577
Digits confirm
>>127532090
Hes mocking Obama with a flashlight LEL
>>127532492
That sounds believable. Wow.
What if they have not been able to find the "leaker" and all the leaks have come from hidden cameras, bugs, wiretaps?
>>127528898
It's a spray-tan booth malfunction:
Low toner alert.
It's called TSCM. technical surveillance counter measures.
a high intensity light called a stroboscopic lamp can fry microphones and cameras.
the fact it's being done so it can be seen is a message to the ones that bugged the WH.
>>127534876
>876
That would be a shitstorm
>>127532916
These posts make me laugh like 60% of the time
>>127528898
>>127534876
Except it's not, because the light flashing is going short 3x long same with the window next to it that's doing the same but on the opposite variation.
>>127531381
You first commie faggot
>>127534191
Over where?
RED for Russians! Blumpf BTFO
>>127533223
the LEDS are not red, the viewer is a red filter
>>127528898
“… the flash signal doesn’t make sense in any of the major languages tried so far including Swahili and Lithuanian, still waiting on a word from the Russian linguist…”
>>127531459
>>127531828
Oohhh, can I ask /k/ to come too please?
>>127534913
This
>>127531455
You first commie faggot
>>127528898
When it's repeating it's actually SOSOSOSOSO...
>>127533657
What makes you think they are using the cheap ones? What if that flashing red light is the best technology for detecting it? What if this sweep is not being done by "the government" but by lower level staffers or security at the request of Trump and so as not to attract attention they don't use some super secret technology?
>>127535041
*Blocks your IP*
>>127532018
especially jews who argue about word meanings
Someone on another thread gave good evidence that this is a camera and bug sweep.
>>127535122
The White House, nigger
you know what my problem is? why does it never line up. we have sososososo. but no sos. we have federaly recognized child porn symbols all over pizza gate but nothing? why is it never just truth. its always a half truth or less. Is this a planet of deceit? When do we get the truth?
>>127528898
>The Russian whores are getting tired of pissing all over the beds that Kang Nigger used to fuck Chewbacca on.
>>127535363
Except it's not, and I've explained why like 5 times.
>>127532709
possibly two separate devices. so one said that there had to only be one person in there searching
>>127535427
>Is this a planet of deceit?
You've finally figured it out
>>127534160
secret treaty that makes it mandatory for the queen to sleep with every newly elected president
>>127533751
>>127535490
you think you've debunked it? lol
>>127534905
oh you
its barrons room he is getting his first lapdance
>>127535520
If that were true, there would be overlap in the windows as well as they wouldn't be going short x3 long x3 so fast as well as the opposite window going at the opposite variation.
It wouldn't also happen to perfectly match up to be ... --- ... --- S O S O
Why it's S O S O instead of S O S S O S I don't know, but it might as well mean the same thing.
probably just barron tinkering with his inventions
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>127533414
>https://archive.fo/oiCI0
>>>
clogs their sphericles
>>127535284
>as not to attract attention
yeah, flashing red lights sure are incognito
Oh my god, you fucking autists, that is reflections of an emergency vehicle's light bar in the window. Jesus Christ, go to bed
>>127530258
Holy fuck that's the room President Trump watches TV from
Do you think he needed help?
>>127535607
you think she's locked in with you bro?
no, your locked in with her!
>>127535815
Feeling sleepy?
>>127535542
well la dee da.
It's a bug sweep. TSCM.
>>127535726
is he soldering his own cpus again?
>>127534160
Thats where your queen goes for some big presidential American cock whenever she gets thirsty.
>>127533959
Less nignogs down there than where I am
>>127533657
he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts
>>127535730
Fuck off, CIA
SKOOOOOOOOOOPSSS
>>127532492
Do you remember Trump saying this:
TRUMP: Lemme just tell you what I do. When I leave our country, I'm a very high-profile person, would you say? I am extremely careful.
I'm surrounded by bodyguards. I'm surrounded by people. And I always tell them—anywhere, but I always tell them if I'm leaving this country, "Be very careful, because in your hotel rooms and no matter where you go, you're gonna probably have cameras." I'm not referring just to Russia, but I would certainly put them in that category.
And number one, "I hope you're gonna be good anyway. But in those rooms, you have cameras in the strangest places. Cameras that are so small with modern technology, you can't see them and you won't know. You better be careful, or you'll be watching yourself on nightly television."
I tell this to people all the time.
>>127528898
TFW you're not sure whether to laugh at the retards in this thread or pretend to take this seriously just to see how far their autism will go with this.
>>127529426
he is prokekted by devil
>>127529338
Oval office is ground floor
>>127528981
The reapers?
New video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PBJ4ySNoxU4
https://youtu.be/6W6fFKR7uw4
>>127537361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA
>>127534905
haha, that orange faggot needs more magenta to even out his yellow
>>127537361
That doesn't read like S O S to me
>>127537905
Yeah, it looks like ...-- here, which is 7 or 3 the other way around.
all the other videos look like ... --- though...
>>127528898
Remember when Spicer "accidentally" wore his US flag pin upside down at a press briefing? And what was the original meaning of flying the flag upside down before protestors co-opted it?
>a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property
Some weird shit going down boys
I don't know Jack shit about morse, but to me I see it as a song. Anyone else? Especially from newest video, left window is an instrument and right is one as well.
>concerned that sos is going know here.
>not shill because I'm not.
wait guys what if its gun fire
>>127538790
Gun fire doesn't last 13 minutes.
>>127528898
they're previewing how the north korea nukes will look
>>127538885
could be a team of assassins and trump fighting them off possibly, but i kind of think the sos theory makes more sense, some anon said earlier its trumps wife playing damsel in distress.
Is this the Three Scoops Alarm?
God, your sentinels are ready. We will activate spiritually at your word.
>>127539107
he isn't allowed three scoops yet
NOBODY IS
what the fuck is going on
>>127532911
BOYS WE GOT 'EM
>>127531459
So many sweetass Pepe's tonight for some reason!
Is it a sign?
>>127533657
Didn't clintons tech aid ask plebbit for help concealing her server?
>>127539197
Can it be time?
No you autistic asshole look at the pattern, it is clearly ...--...-- , so it is not SOS which is ...---... because S is ... and O is ---
the "pauses" in the red light have only two -'s so it can't be and O, and since two -'s don't exist as a letter or number in morse it is clear to see that you are bullshitting
REMINDER
AHHHHHHHH KEK IS COMING!!!
>>127537336
Shepard, save us please!
>>127539487
Soon bro, real fucking soon.
Get as strong as you can physically, mentally, and spiritually. We're almost there.
>>127539425
Something awful and leddit, yes.
Name was Stonetear and he was granted immunity. Thanks Comey
>>127539440
Fire in the kitchen?
>>127539689
yeah and >>127534030 is a retard who eyes are crooked. it is clearly three .'s with 2 -'s. SOS must have 3 of each.
>>127532916
"HOLD ON, DAHNALD -- I'M ON THE WAY TO PROTECT THE DELEGATES"
>>127539711
10-4
>>127539019
assassins with lazorz
>>127539715
Thats what I'm saying.
The government goes low-tech all the time.
>>127539711
South Africa bro "Saluto Nex Alea Ave Nex Alea"
You will need it where your country is going.
>>127539853
Slow down the video and get your eyes off your
wife's son being fucked by jamal while watching it.
>>127540074
You admit on >>127538050 that it is not SOS you autistic nigger
>>127540289
Yeah, because on that video it looks like it.
The other two do look like ... --- however.
no big deal guys
pence is just warming up the fagzapper 9000 (tm)
Could there be a numbers station inside the white house?
>>127533584
underrated
>>127543572
>bump
We migrating
>>127541452
>>127541452
>>127541452
>>127543882
I don't see why, but ok. Why not.
>>127528898
WHATTHEFUCK!!!
>>127531324
>Where's Barron?
>He's in the dining room, summoning those primordial abominations again.
>The chef's not gonna like that. Remember what happened last time?
>I hope he remembered to shut the windows. Don't want people to start getting concerned.
>>127544023
Someone else made a thread with all the sources in the header? And I can't find a fucking news source explain this bullshit
>>127530258
HE FOUND THE NUCLEAR CODES
>>127528898
Kushner is summoning Satan for his monthly report.
It's a light bar reflected from the street I bet. It doesn't look like the light is behind the window. Also to those dipshits who say it's some bug finding device, the teeny led indicators would not light an entire room up.
>>127533223
SHOOTERS
ON
ROOF
>>127539631
See you in September.
>>127528898
he brought back that glowing orb from Saudi arabia
Stream?
>>127534681
underrated
>>127532165
does anyone else kinda wish sleepyposting actually worked? I just see it, and even ironic versions of it, and laugh, but it's 1:20AM here and I wish I would actually have a reason to go to sleep, but I can't :(
>>127528981
http://www.alienhub.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fimg23.imageshack.us%2Fimg23%2F2355%2Flensflare.jpg&hash=c12dc7ddc166ee944fb8b23d2ac28e9f
http://www.ishootshows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/flare-76254.jpg
http://www.alienhub.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fimg23.imageshack.us%2Fimg23%2F2355%2Flensflare.jpg&hash=c12dc7ddc166ee944fb8b23d2ac28e9f
ALIENS
>>127528898
>this is actual news and they are circling the WH for footage
Trump literally ties his shoes wrong and it's on the front page of the NYT, now a strobe light appears and it's headlining
When did the press get so Jewed? Is this really good for ratings? I literally cannot think of anything I care about less than red strobe lights in the WH
>>127530258
Party like its 1999!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQs3EVxBA6M
>>127532990
IFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIF
>>127549159
if I were Trump, I would totally do fuckin random-ass shit like shine a flashlight out a window in the middle of the night, just to troll the controversy-hungry MSM. I'd also tweet a single word, like "We", and then delete it. y'know, just anything random at all, just to make the MSM cover it.
I don't envy his job at all but man the trolling has to be so fucking fun
>>127549597
Unironically this. It's amazing the way he leads them all around by the nose with a single finger.
>>127549597
>>127549751
Trump is the avatar of Kek, holy shit.
>>127549903
>>127550012
Wtf is that? Baseball signs?
>>127549751
Holy fuck merkle looks scarey but shes in complete control. Look at this magnificent women.
>research scientist with a doctorate in physical chemistry
No one can compete with her.
CDU IST GUTE PARTEI. ERINNERN WAHL IM SEPTEMBER.
Very super important posts from other thread
>>127547183
>>127547535
>>127547772
>>127544181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBJ4ySNoxU4
Slightly different vid looks like a whole new pattern when slowed down
>>127550012
Yeah he did that on purpose no fucking doubt
>>127533751
it isn't ...--- look at the vid again.
>>127531567
This. I am a fire alarm tech. It's a malfunctioning fire sensor.
/thread
>>127531459
Hope Trump gets killed. Could do with a laugh.
>>127550477
Enjoy being a cu.cked faggot for the rest of your life
>>127550469
I identify as a fire alarm and you are an incorrect bigot
>fire alarm tech
niqqa dafuq
>>127550012
He was doing it all day apparently lmfao
>>127550736
It's one of 2 things.
>the sensor shit the bed, needs replacing
>low/no power, currently running on back up battery
It's a big nothing, fuck off conspiratards.
>>127550915
proof of gay ass job right now nigger
>>127529102
Its probably a alarm to do with nk
>>127528898
Have they not been able to contact the White House staff and ask them?
>>127551065
Trump installed a happening light
>>127533657
PERHAPS THE PROFESSIONAL GRADE TOOLS WORK IN THE SAME MANNER YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>127528898
Leaker/Spy signalling for Help?
It is a disco party in the dining room.
>>127533118
why does it feel like these gooks are larping as whites?
>plastic surgery
>clothes
>culture
>science
best is that they deny that we've got a culture
TRUMP WANTS OUT OF THIS CRAZY RIDE
QUITTER
>>127551034
Lol fuck off, NEET
>>127551444
lol good 1 faggot
>FIRE ALARM TECH
almonds=woke
Objects on White House are just trees.
>>127537172
And in a different building.
>>127535815
Yeah, that's what it looks like. But where's the vehicle and why hasn't this effect on this window been seen before? It's weird. I think. It would be my first question for Spicer tomorrow, before the daily press briefing. If I were an MSM editor, I would be on the phone asking everyone I knew "wtf? Get me pictures of Spiderman!"
>>127551531
>being this jealous of a 70k a year cake job
Go practice faking your autism, NEETBUX.
>>127532813
This
>>127535822
No it's not, it's the family kitchen and dining room.
>>127531828
>comrade
Spotted the shill
>>127551551
>>127551668
I'm actually a wendy's sandwich artiste making 240k a year and moonlighting as ARYAN MONSTERCOCK the mustache pornstar
I'll exchange proof 4 proof niggerfaggot
perhaps you are feeling sleepy?
>>127532487
My fav pepe
>>127549751
>merkel always rubbing hands merchant-style
>trudeau shamed and hiding his genitals, trying to laugh it off mechanical autist style
>>127530258
Not SOS
OP is making fake news
>>127531324
Doesn't look like there's enough space for secret panic rooms. I've been lied to
>>127530258
Is it the same?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETGq7sqytE
(Turn off music, sever autism)
>>127528898
You think Trump just does this to fuck with people? I would.
>>127549751
>tfw you country's president is inches away from Viktor Orban and Donald Trump, two of the best current leaders in the world.
Already they have this bullshit pinned at the top
>>127530709
>sleepy posting
>something huge
>larping
Reddit is down the hall to the left faggot
>>127529102
The red line is in the oval office, which isnt in that building.
>>127550164
Fucking German. She's a harlot.
>>127550012
holy shit
>>127554013
I fucking hate media jews
>>127528898
Wonder whos ploy this is