Racist jokes thread How many jews fit in a car? 2 in the front,

My fave of all time:

What do you call the flintstones if they were black?

Niggers

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>>127493979
oy vey

self bump, come on fags these threads are always nice

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>>127493979
> when your country is a shoe model

Whats the difference between a tire and a nigger?

Niggers stink without burning.

>>127493979
>falling for the holohoax
You had one job.

bumping this shit

/pol/ ignoring a thread with genuinely good potential to argue about "who's white" and shill

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shlomo
yo mama so fat they had to push her smoke up the chimney

>>127493979
How many jews fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened.

>>127493979
you fucked it up kid its 6 million in the ashtray git gud

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You guys need to be more considerate. My grandpa died in the Holocaust.

He fell out of a guard tower.

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>>127500058

>>127493979
Why does a policedog liks his asshole after a mission?


To get the niggertaste out of his mouth.

>>127495168
That flag can't be real

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure as hell can pick cotton

The other day, I saw a black man walking down the street with a large flat-screen television in his arms. I thought, "Oh shoot, that looks like mine." But then I realized it couldn't be mine -- Mine was at home shining my shoes.

>>127493979
What's the difference between a nigger and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

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>>127493979
Whats the difference between rape and extortion?

The way you spell 'mail'

>>127493979
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A Jew screams when you shove it in the oven

>>127493979
>100 in the ashtray
6 million in the ashtray

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>>127500832
tremble goy

What's long, black, and smells like shit?

The unemployment line

What's the worst part of being a black Jewish?
Sitting in the back of the oven.

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>>127500058
My grandpa helped the jews during the Holocaust.
To get in the train.

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>>127493979
I don't like the term "black people" because that implies that blacks are people....

>>127494095
Fpbp

What's long, black, bumpy when you drive on it, and present in every city?

The welfare line

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

The pizza actually went in the oven

Why do seagulls have wings?

So they can get to the dump before the niggers

What's the difference between a crushed dog and a crushed arab ?

There are brake traces in front of the dog.

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Why are black jews the most oppressed people of all?

Because they have to sit in the back of the oven.

>>127503317
Took a second for me to get it but fucking kek. Better wording would be "skid marks" Frenchfag.

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>>127502253
6 minutes:

>HAC Why I Say Nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agJI3MErwQA

>>127500343
Careful, Hans. We don't always combine words like police dog and nigger taste like in German

what the difference between a nigger and a tire?
if you chain them,the tire doesn't sing

>>127500735
Well done, sir

>>127500375
it's not the official new caledonia flag, it's the independantist flag
the NC flag is actually the french one

A nigger was found dead on a street, having been stabbed 31 times and shot 17 times. The police wrote on a report "worst suicide I've ever seen."

A nigger was found drowned from the bottom of a lake, a rope with an anchor tied around his ankles. The police wrote on a report "The jiggaboo tried to steal more than he could carry."

>>127503950
It's second nature we do it here as well. Can't help it at night, with words like "brandweerautobandventieldopjesfabriekbouwvergunningenverlenerspen" being an actual and correct word.

Why are Jewish men circumcised?

Their women won't touch anything that's not 20% off