How do we survive a terrorist attack? Literally a terrorist uprising

>>127465074
>Give links on how best to prepare for a terrorist attack

US army field manuals:
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/

>and how to behave during the attack.

Pointy end of the weapon towards the enemy.

>how to best prepare for a terrorist attack
Kick all muslims out of your country.

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/maps-and-graphics/Mapped-Terror-threat-around-the-world/
Cross reference the above map with the below map of muslim population by country.
>http://www.pewforum.org/2009/10/07/mapping-the-global-muslim-population/

>>127465074
Well WE have guns.

>>127465074
Well by the British standard, put some tea on the kettle. Remove your pants or burka or whatever and offer the tea to your new overlords.

>>127465074
I would just take my AK-47 out and pop their heads off. I suppose a bong could always use a plastic spork.

>>127467333
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

tactical sharting unit deploy!

>>127465074
Have an armed populace with less strict gun control YOU FUCKING TWAT. You only have e yourselves to blame.

>>127465074
You Brits are getting Rwandaed, Muslims stocking up on machetes.

Thank god we got independence from you or our country would be filled with Pakis.

>>127465074

Get a machete. Seriously.

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>Stop ISIS door-to-door murder salesman
>Get arrested because he got a bump on his noggin while on your property
Part and parcel.

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Not really related with how to survive ISIS kicking down your door, because you won't be able to. Even if you have a gun in your mummy may-approved £5k gun safe that takes 5 minutes to open, you'll still be prosecuted and get 20 years for using it.

I'd recommend everyone go and do a trauma first aid course, though. Preferably one run by ex-service guys, because someone hurting their ankle (((( isn't relevant.

You want to know how to stop major arterial bleeding, treat pneumothorax, how to use quick clot (enjoy being prosecuted for that as well, although apparently the newer formula doesn't leave horrific fourth degree burns everywhere. Unless it's a family member it's probably just worth letting them die rather than risk a lawsuit because they ended up with a scar where the 7.62 round blew out their back)

>>127467333
>I suppose a bong could always use a plastic spork.
Fucking lold and checked. Yuropoverties are so fucked

>>127465074


Plenty of farmers in the U.K. have shotguns. That means plenty of dead goat fuckers if they try that house to house bullshit.

>Brits worried about getting death enriched door to door
>I'm worried about which mart to shart in
wew

>>127467333
Triples for truth.

I have a 9 mm pistol and my AK ready to rock when some sorry mother fucker steps foot in my house.

Get your guns ready.

>>127467721
Europe is what happens when the shepherds decide they want to kill the sheep off and release wolves within.

>>127468225
I wish we could do something to help them, but each day it seems more hopeless. Sort of like here, but not as bad.

Have you ever seen documentaries showing muslims fighting in places like yemen on youtube? They hipfire like dipshits.

Read sun tzu art of war and git gud with rifle

Just don't bomb people when they say they will do revenge attacks on anyone who bomb them first. (like isis did... And they only attacked countries who attacked them first... So we know it works to leave them alone. Let the US take the risk. Americans love killing people and will likely bomb the local area anyway.)

>>127465074
You could always get a crossbow or something

im pretty sure you can get blackpowder revolvers in UK without to much of a hassle
they are licensless in sweden

>>127468979
How about we wipe them out to the last drop of blood and also deny entry to scum in our countries?

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Should go with this on /k/. You could go a long way, from setting up simple perimiter booby-traps to creating barrel bombs. Although, a gun is probably safest since it won't randomly kill the postman or blow up in your basement while you're cooking up a kerosene charge.

>>127465074

Stab one of them when they break into your house, take his weapon and try to kill the rest of them.

You're dead meat anyway.

>>127467721
Wtf am I looking at here

>>127468225
Europe is what happens when most of the population was peasants and serfs that had to rely on their lords for their survival.

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>>127465074
The South African commando system is the only way to deal with muds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_Commando_System

>Terrorist comes to my house
>I shoot him

Easy

>>127465074
well i guess sense your cucks your pretty much fucked.


I'm thinking diy hobo tier weaponry is about all your going to be able to do. go ask /k/ for some more suggestions.

First things first if you don't have a 72 hour kit set up all ready get the fuck on it man, make sure you have a decent blade with your kit.


I would arm your self asap! Buy a bow, 2 dozen arrows and broadheads to put on them, practace as much as you can. Make a shield, sharpen some sticks to spears, and make some sort of club. If you are caught there probably felonies on your shitty little island.

Once armed set up a door bar and a brace on outside doors that you can set up easily and quickly. Put rebar into window frame as window bars to make entry less easy, and some supplies for booby trapping if shit actually pops off. think simple glass to hear people, caltrops to slow

Last store up some none perishable foods and water gradually and keep increasing your stores tell there's no room to add more. Maybe make a chainmail shirt if you have the time.

People in the countryside are more likely to be armed.

>>127465074
If this happens it would most certainly be a false flag. The government hates rural people more than anything else because rural folk are almost always more conservative and resistant to the modern "progressive" bullshit.

>>127467721
Fucks going on? One guy is just standing there as if nothing.

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>>127467715
You don't get out much do you, lad?

>>127467742
This guy is why you euro fags aint got guns.
>lol a gun cant save you
Well, even if you get raided by 30 shitskins, you can take 15 if not more down with you

>>127465074
Kill them first.

In the next few years: First politicians to suggest that we should ban mudslims, wins.

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>>127465074

I feel bad for you

All the males in my family are proficient with our many military grade firearms. Thousands of rounds of ammunition.

The scenario you're worried about would be a fucking grand time for us. Let them come. They'd regret it.

You? I guess you'd better make some spears. Can you guys have crossbows? Probably not but if so that'd be my next choice.

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>>127469726
>uk
>guns

Lmao, youre even more cucked than us

>>127469726
W-with what?

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>>127470401
>qbz
>dildos
>gay flag
it's almost poetic

>>127469800
>europe
>guns

lol.

>>127470545
There's 1 million gun owners in the U.K. virtually all are in the countryside

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>>127470499
Well I am a leaf...

>>127469726
Make sure you put soap in the water gun or it wont do shit when you spray it in their eyes.

>>127470401
The qbz has to be the gayest piece of that

>>127465074
weve been fine with that threat here for over 20 years, and were outnumbered 10:1, and you guys are scared of the handful of isis's?

No wonder we beat you so hard in the war you had to resort to genociding our woman and children.

>>127465074
commando style h2h takedown

>>Spot all the mosques and ghettos you know on Google Earth (only few of them appear in the map)
>>export coordinates in .kmz
>>spread it

is anyone doing this?

>>127465074

Surely you've kept some of your grandaddy's guns hidden away, right? Right!?

>>127467333
Without prior trial? Fucking racist

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>>127465074
Impossible, guns are illegal in Britain. Therefore this sort of attack is impossible, end of story, QED, anyone who says otherwise is a rural/suburban retard.

>>127465074
Maybe you could try hitting them with a bicycle wheel>

>>127469363
after the paris atacks,
people all singing cumbaje, telling how they arent afraid of the terrorists, then there is a loud bang in the background and everybody starts running,
Mass panic and butthurt from lefty fags because of some firecrackers.

>>127465074

Go around your ISIS neighborhoods and do it first

>>127467742

It's handy knowledge, but still ain't gonna save you from getting your head chopped off in the time it takes the police to get back from confiscating butter knives.

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>>127465074
COME TRY IT HERE ISIS NIGGERS

>THE STATE OF BRITKUCKS
WE INVENTED THIS THING CALLED THE SECOND AMENDMENT LITERALLY CUS OF YOU REDCOATS

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

>>127471548
This, take the fight to them. Insurgents count on a larger force being slower, more transparent, and reactive instead of proactive.

What a stupid fucking question. "How do you prepare for terrorists going door to door?" Oh, but no guns.

Why don't ask how are you going to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Oh, but you can't use bread.

Guns are the fucking answer, and you fucking start killing muzzie with them. You stop waiting around for muzzie to go boom and you fucking shoot muzzie in his home, or on the street or everywhere you see him.

If i was in uk (ie muslims are everywhere and no guns) i would invest in a really good door and wall

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>>127465074

Go armadillo mode.

>>127470480
Fucking shotty senpai. Winchester

>>127465074
Your government would sooner see you dead than defend yourself with "prohibited" items. Say that your countrymen decided to take up arms in such n event yeah? The state would come down on them far harder than any terrorist because they had the gal, the audacity to not rely on the very state that would rather see them dead than defend themselves for self defense. This massive load of bs aside. Take up arms anyway. Say an isis group goes door to door. What happens? You die. What happens if you defend yourself? You go to prison. Or you could not only defend yourself, but you could also tell the state to go shove it. If you're in a rural area, the local authorities might not make too big a stink over a big enough armed group that just helped defend a town against terrorists.

>>127465074
Better start sharpening your spoons, m8

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>>127470325
Seriously.

Kebab or Jamal or Jose tries this shit in America and it would be a community gathering fun time.

>>127465074
>How do we survive a terrorist attack?
Buy some shotguns.
Set up a joint alarm system with your neighbors.

>>127465074
>How do we survive a terrorist attack?
with your government? You don't.

>>127470499
What's wrong with the QBZ? For what it is, it gets the job done. The trigger is better and it's as accurate as a Tavor which literally costs more than twice as much.

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>>127472785
UH M8, SPOONS ARE ALSO ILLEGAL FOR THEM

ISLAM MEANS SURRENDER

LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS AND SHOW YOUR THROAT TO THE BEHEADERS, BONGISTAN

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>tfw no guns

is a feeling i'll never know. OP sort your life out. you can own guns in the UK. you are just too lazy to do so. all their rules are bullshit, but isnt your life worth the hassle?

>>127470795
RARE FLAG

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>>127465074
I've been waiting so long to post this image.

>>127468038

.40 with two 15 round clips ready to go in a holster; another 5x 15 round clips ready in my ammo case along with 300+ rounds.

30-06 with 1 in the chamber, 5 in the magazine with another 5 on an ammo belt on the stock. 10x 8 round block clips ready to go. 200+ rounds in ammo box.

I know I don't have a lot of Ammo for these guns but you better believe your ass that I'm a great shot and shitskins would stand no chance in urban warfare environment against Americans who have been waiting their whole life and have spent the last 20+ years at shooting ranges just waiting to switch out a paper target with a shitskin face on their own turf.

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>>127467333
/thread

Get yourself some body armour and some decent blades if you can't get hold of a shooter .

>>127473692
>Be Brit
>Decent Blade
>Bin it

Most people in rural England have dogs. Usually a number of them.

>>127465074
You get out before it happens... christ knows your country's cops and government aren't going to do shit about it

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>>127470401

>that discolored dildo

This fag is serious.

>>127473737
I've got a few nice ones stashed away . My favourite is a 1954 stamped British army machete which I have honed to a frightening sharp edge . I have a few others too some expertly hidden and others easy to get to

>>127469363
After the Paris attack all the leftists in France were making a big deal about how the French weren't afraid and weren't going to let the attack scare them or stop them from being a big fat drum circling multicultural paradise.

Then someone set off some ten-cent firecrackers at a vigil and all the brave leftists trampled over each other in a mass panic.

>>127465074

escape while you still can

>>127076493

>>127473880

THIS

>>127465074
>Arm all your citizens and police
If you live in the countryside and don't own at least a shotgun or a rifle, you're doing it fucking wrong.
>Reduce your fucking immigration, full background checks on "refugees"

Go to jewtube and search "The Slingshot Channel" by a mr. Sprave.
German fellow, really joly guy. But he will show you how to weaponize just about anything and it should be legal there.
You can make some pretty powerful air "bows" and whatnot.

Practice with that shit, find what works the best and is cheap, spread info around your country via social media.

Bam, you just legally armed your cucked nation against an Islamic uprising. (Which I doubt will actually happen.)

>>127465074
better make guns legal again

>>127465074
Buy a fireaxe or woodsplitting axe (about the heftiest/most practical weapon you can get in the UK that doesn't take the training of a sword to use effectively) and lift, have a word with your mates on where you would meet on such an event so you can group up and hunt down the jihadi's.

>>127467333
i want to laugh so hard at this but Australia is hardly any better

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>>127465074
get yourself, friends and family prepared to start a militia if this happens, I guess your best bet for weaponry would be kitchen knives. learn how to use a knife effectively, teach people where to stab an assailant if necessary. Try and push for firearm reform so you and other law abiding citizens can defend yourselves. Set up neighborhood watch programs.

Sorry to say it Papa UK but you kinda fucked yourself over on gun laws, try and stay safe though.

>tfw the only saved documents on militias are against the persistent threat of the state and not fighting lone terrorists as they pop up

>>127474954
I actually ended up buying this "toy" off amazon for like $50, and like 200 bolts.
Just to mess around with. I can confirm that this is actually pretty powerful and would definitely kill someone if shot at the head.

I fired a bolt without a tip at a solid block of wood, and it left a good 1-1.5cm indent. Fired from about 20m away.

https://youtu.be/0QauwWNk9iA

I imagine you bongs can at least own this? Bongs please confirm or deny.

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>>127475554
how durable are these?, was thinking about getting one but i heard you have to replace the string after like 100 shots or something?, can pick em up here for like £30.

Also the bin that knife meme is only partially true, you can carry knives in public as long as they dont lock and limited to a 3" blade

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>>127465074
You crank some Zeppelin and AC/DC and go to your basement safe to bust out the knives

Free track for you to use: https://youtu.be/RtMGoU9NcMo

>>127474829
the population want to reduce immigration, the fuckin government won't stop. It's hard in europe to get a hand on weapons. I can't take this shit any longer. Every day I#M walkink to my city a bit of me is dying. It took 1 year for me to go full racist. Now I hate every Muslim, Dindu Nuffin and Leftie antifa scum.
If I see shit like this

>>127455329

anger is rising inside me. so much that I would like to go full right wing dead squad and wipe every subhuman from the existence of this plane. I really hope that the civil war comes soon, so I can let my anger free.

>muzzies go door to door in rural uk
>First stop get shotgunned by famer.

They've not thought this through.

>>127476331
Just like in Hot Fuzz

>>127475991
It's true, the string is shit and will wear down after like 200 shots or so.
However I actually found a really good/cheap fix for that, which I think I found in the amazon comment section. All you have to do is get some super glue and coat the part of the string that makes contact with the bolt, and it'll last waaaay longer.

Other than that they are really well made, don't feel low quality or anything. And they are pretty accurate out to about 30-40m.

My only concern is that the safety is pretty bad. If you tap the trigger repeatedly while the safety is on, it might still fire. So just be careful and exercise trigger control as you would an actual firearm.

For the price though, I would still recommend it.

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>without guns

>>127466992
not most of the fags in Commiefornia

I hope they strike there first

>>127465074

"The best answer is often the simplest."

>>127476306

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>>127465074
i live in a western state at the foot of a mountain range in which my dad has a hunting cabin that has to be bear proof when not occupied took a nice 6x6 elk there last fall it scored 389 in 7/8 after a 13in 1/8 deduction. good luck finding us good luck getting off the mountain if you do.

>>127471703
Nothing like staring down a platoon of 240 gunners.

>>127477287
That's a big platoon

>>127476434
For real. Where I live everyone in the village is part of the local hunting groups. Just down the road is a Hunting area for deer as well owned by the lord of the estate. I moved from Tottenham where one man in 100 was tooled up to a here where every man and his dog is packing.

>be bong
>get killed by muslims

>>127478160
why doesnt lord protect you ?aint that his job nigel?

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>>127476538
Well thats me sold, i guess you can also stockpile strings if need be too.

>>127465074
>How do we survive a terrorist attack?

By preventing it. The first step is to kill every Marxist in Europe.

>>127478377
Our lord probably would to do be honest. He paid for a load of repairs in the village recently & employs the locals kids as beaters on the hunts.
Bluntly he's a really good bloke & come the fall of civilisation I look forward to living under his yoke as a kind of serf.

>>127478554
Lee just get a firearm and prepare to face the guys with funny wigs when you defend yourself.

>>127478817
well thats good. godspeed

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>>127465074
Immigrate, your government wants you ethnically cleansed to make way for new debt slaves. Even after everything you faggots still care about party loyalty more than the future of your country and act like nationalism is heresy.

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>>127478824
and how would i go about acquire one?, i dont trust the dark web and i have no nigger friends.

Pic related is a possibility but then i would still need to source ammunition..

>>127465074
Move somewhere where you can own guns. The UK is beyond screwed.

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>>127478377
He has to rouse the villagers to fight first

>>127465074
>Terror attack in rural Dorset
>Terror attack in rural Gloucestershire

Kek

>>127465074
looks like theres not enough surveillance on countryside yet, with this plan it will be fixed!

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>Europe will be hit with literal guerrilla warfare and ISIS cells

The funny thing is, This won't even be the worst to come.

>>127465074
LOL GUN CONTROL WORKS, PLEASE PROTECT ME GOVERNMENT.

>>127479054
Rare flag, checked!

>>127465074
I live in the country in the southern USA, and here they'd just get shot. There's really no one here you can attack that you're not liable to get shot by, white people have guns, black people have guns, meth addicts have guns, and the sheriffs also have guns.

I'm pretty sure things are different in the UK, though. Not only is your population not armed, but I believe that I've read that you live in homogeneous little towns that don't require or have a strong police presence. Around here, even if terrorists/criminals were to attack people who happened to be unarmed, it would not take very long for well-armed county sheriffs to appear.

>>127467333
They should actually use a spoon.

>>127465074
Well, you don't. The point of disarming you was so that you could be killed by Muslim gunmen without inconveniencing them. So it's working as intended. Ask France for details.

>>127469363
>>127471485
>>127474226
It was someone from /pol/. He'd made a "wat do?" thread just before doing it. Channel 4 news caught it live.

It was fucking hilarious, but also a bit too much imo.

>>127480183
Each town has a yeoman who in the event of an attack will ring the town bell and muster the footmen. At the ringing of the bell, the bowmen mount the walls and ready the hot pitch or oil. A squire or page is then sent to fetch whatever knights may be residing in the region, and the town's monk or monks make preparations for medical treatment. The women, children and elderly are hidden in the area beneath the town stables and any drawbridge that they may have is lifted.

>>127479079
The first thing people need to do is get firearms licences. The more people involved with guns, the more influence you have in uncucking gun laws. As far as i know the uk has similar laws to us. Just get a licence and buy a legal gun if you want one. You arent even allowed to own a gun for self defense reasons.

>>127481113
yeah but its almost impossible getting a shotgun license or FAC if you live in anything less than a small village

>>127481518
i meant to say bigger

Just pick up something heavy and smack them around the head. My brother had to work in a filthy abo area for the government & bought a cricket bat. Used it once and crushed some coons shin when he broke in. Never had another incident again.

Obvi coons aren't as bad as someone with a gun. But surely you could smack down someone with a knife easily enough.

Unless all the convicts sent here were the only brits with balls.

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Someone in Britain could make a killing selling these with the right ad campaign right now.

>>127482055
they are illegal

>>127465074
>be britbong
>be fully disarmed due to fascist disarmament
>there are a million jihadists in your island with swords and explosives

Holy shit you guys are gonna get shoa'd if you're not careful

>>127469133
This. Lets do this.

>>127480838
>a bit too much

shut up, faggot. He's doing work

>>127482310
Working as intended.

>ISIS guerrillas burst into average britbong house
>try to decapitate the men and enslave the women/children
>Pop, who used to played Rugby in his day, whips out his cricket bat and beats the shit out of them
>Britbong police charge him with assault for attacking those nice pakis who dindu nuffins
>Media tries to cover it all up

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>>127465074
>my government doesn't trust me to own

Needing your government's permission to defend your life is proof that you don't deserve to live.

>>127465564
This.

>>127476034
I know what you mean.

remember those Bong student riots a few years ago when everyone bought bats causing amazon uk to run out? did you bin those too?

>>127482184
Another bong said you could buy them locally.
They are legal in Germany I know that. Classified as a "toy".

>>127465074
>wanting people to survive

why? they will just become some faggy "anti-Islamophobia" speaker after

>>127476034
You're gonna end up in jail posting stuff like that

>>127482726
>ISIS members burst into bong house to rape women and kids
>man hits them with bat
>BBC: "A UKIP-voting Neo-Nazi Tommy Robinson-supporter attacked several immigrants and family members today due to his daughter's mixed-racial marriage."

>>127483544
Merkel's Schutzstaffel was jailing people for even mild criticisms of migration, so what does he have to lose by going full RWDS

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>>127482184
Bullshit

https://www.bladesandbows.co.uk/armex-tomcat-mk2--ek-archery-cobra-80lb-self-cocking-pistol-crossbow-2143-p.asp

>>127467721
lol I think that webm was France after the Bataclan, they were having a vigil and someone let off fireworks nearby (probably Muslims celebrating) and everyone thought it was gunfire.

>>127483544
You are a disgrace to America.

>>muhammud from libya begins breaking into my door

>>door flies open

>>100 rounds of hot 5.56 lead greets his sorry ass

>>After dust settles, walk up to his riddled corpse, "can I help you?"

>>127465074
If this is the future, I like it.

>>127467333
shit, i'd have my mosin ready for it
>7.62x54R rounds
would get the job done

>>127484605
Just trying to fan the flames of freedom a bit senpai, no bully pls

>>127484748
>official greek gun is slavshit


dont you have an official greek gun? mauser ? enfield?

>>127465074
Just shoot them,

OH WAIT YOUR GOVERNMENT COMPLETELY DISARMED YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>127465074
>terrorist attack
Do you mean an Islamic attack? Good luck defending against anything if you're not even able to identify the attackers.

>>127484748
disregard flag. im a kentuckian

>>127469280
He already had his knife confiscated... Maybe they missed his tactical assault bicycle wheel though. If he's really lucky he has a letter opener or a screwdriver.

>>127465074

why don't you worry about surviving a heart attack you fat fuck

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A good heuristic is that all muslims want you dead, or will eventually want you dead.

Shia or sunni? It doesn't matter. A Sunni can say he's Shia; you can't tell the difference anyway.

Cucks fail at basic common sense so they will probably be the first category to reach an overrepresentation in deaths caused by terrorism. All muslims are enemies. Don't intereact with them. Stay away.

I'm going to move north; I can't live in Stockholm anymore, we're completely overrun by them.

>>127485703
how did you know I was fat?

>>127465074
Good luck defending yourself with plastic sporks.

>>127465074
rural anti terror plan. Whut? When was country bumkins ever a target for islamocowards? Thin population, and armed. And yes, this means guns, even in brit-bong-ville. They may not be AKs. But a simple critter gun, legally used for varmin - that works on other kind of varmin as well, and they know it. That aside, agricultural implements are really really dangerous if you "use them wrong". There's a reason the jihaddist go for city targets.

>>127476842

Not all Muslims. Yes all guns.

>>127465074
Brits if the UK were magically dragged across the Atlantic which part of North America would you want to be off the coast of

>>127485703
HEY, AMERICANS ARE FAT NOT THE BRITISH

>>127465074
This is something i've been legitimately concerned about for a while now.
Just imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a bunch of guys with AK's making their way down the street. And of course they'll all be strapped with suicide vests too, so there's no chance of half the street swarming them and overwhelming them.
<hashtag>iwantashotgun

>>127486126
wats your rural plan mr.denmark?

>>127486282
Kansas

>>127486548
bin that shotgun

>>127465074
guns are banned they cant get any guns youl be fine

>>127485107
How's that rape room holding up there bub. You sleep safe tonight

>>127486673
You'd also be in the climate of the new region so pick carefully

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>>127486807

>>127486548

Apply for a license. As long as you're educated and have no record you can get one.

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>>127486807
But what if criminals don't obey the law?

>>127473482
Stop calling them clips. The only clips you have are the enbloc clips for your Garand. The rest are magazines.

>>127465074
I'M GOING TO A RURAL COTTAGE IN CORNWALL WITH MY FAMILY IN A FEW WEEKS WTF

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>>127487309
Tell your family you love them.

ive loaded both my spoons and applied for an "assault spork" licenced to spork ill be fine , my government loves me and cares more about me than jamals human rights

>tfw innawoods

Hunting Ahmed whose never been out of the city though a 3000 acre woodland I know like the back of my hand sounds like quite good fun.

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>>127487293

>>127487770
Hah mere peasant why do you not have a butter knife yet?

>>127475991
Well considering it doesn't have a fucking guard i'd say useless in self defense combat unless you want to slice your own finger off.

Crossbows are legal in UK.

A 150 lb one can go through a Yellow Pages book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq2ni79BK8M

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Remember moats?

Fuck yeah moats!

>Extra points for doing this without needing guns or anything my government doesn't trust me to own.

That's a fucking meme though. You can walk into your nearest police station and walk out with a shotgun permit.

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>>127487972

>>127488550
really? I thought you need to have a proper place to store it which has to be checked and some other crap that's expensive.

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>>127488739
who puts cats in the ape cage

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>>127487906
Like in Skyfall

>>127488877
>I thought you need to have a proper place to store it

Yes but in the UK this just means a lockable cabinet. It's not like you need a gun safe bolted to the floor or anything. You probably already own something good enough to be approved for storage.

>>127488877

Also, your shotgun certs are essentially shall-issue. The burden isn't on you to prove why you need a shotgun, the burden is on the authorities to prove you shouldn't have one. If they can't do that then they can't deny your application and if they do deny your application they are legally obligated to give you the reason why.

>>127487293
Cute cate