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Welcome to the LDS MegaThread. Are you interested in finding a powerful and
positive way to look at the world that most people agree is better than
Catholicism? Try Mormonism!
[b]LINKS:[/b]
Church Website: https://www.lds.org/?lang=eng
Temples: http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/ (Gaze on the beauty)
Jobs: https://www.ldsjobs.org/ers/ct/?lang=eng
Book Of Mormon: http://media.ldscdn.org/pdf/lds-scriptures/book-of-mormon/book-of-mormon-34406-eng.pdf
[b]What does it mean to be a Disciple Of Christ?[/b]
Many people hear the word disciple and think it means only “follower.” But
genuine discipleship is a state of being. This suggests more than studying and
applying a list of individual attributes. Disciples live so that the
characteristics of Christ are woven into the fiber of their beings, as into a
spiritual tapestry.
[b]INB5 - Dead Kike On A Stick[/b]
Stop being a NEET faggot fuck who doesn't contribute to life and start getting
focused on getting right with the Lord. You need to find a job, you need to
find a wife, and you need to start supporting a church that does the right
thing.
[b]FAQ:[/b]
1. Joseph Smith was a fraud wasn't he?
He helped establish one of the largest religions in the world. So obviously
fucking not.
2. Varg said -
Eat dick.
3. I want to be a NEET.
Not a question fuck face.
4. I shit post, curse, and drink alchohol. Can I still into Mormon?
Yes. Your spiritual journey is between you and the Lord. You and you alone are
responsible for improving yourself and this is just one step in that direction.
Join me in a prayer.
Lord, please help those people who are lost. Help them to understand Lord that
there is a God, that believing in God gives them purpose, and that self
improvement and love for oneself is the first step in building themselves up.
Help them to find jobs, provide for themselves and their family, and to make
life better for their families. Amen.
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Well, I fucked that up and didn't format right. Sorry folks. Please look into finding a church. Good luck and God speed. I will try again after you all forget I made this.
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not satisfied with knocking on my door every couple months you have to come here and do it?
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>>127381917
We knew you would be here brother. Did you read the pamphlet yet?
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>literal reddit post
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>>127381771
he was a fraud just like mohammed
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>>127381771
Fuck Jesus and fuck dirty desert Jews.
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>>127382170
I will pray for you.
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I grew up Mormon. Went on a 2 year mission. Got married to a gorgeous blond haired/blue eyed Mormon girl.
But, behind the scenes, you have to ACTIVELY believe some crazy shit. And you gotta wear the magic underwear and go to the secret temple ceremonies which are creepy as fuck.
Anyways, I got divorced, left the church and did my own thing. That was 12 years ago. Got a new chick, a baby, and it's all good.
Basic point: If you want to easily find a beautiful, submissive, red-pilled woman, be a Mormon.
Just be ready to be expected by your wife and the entire community to literally verbalize your support for some crazy shit.
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>>127382709
Thank you for your service to the Lord and I am sorry it didn't work out. Congratulations on making good on your life expectations and I really hope you experience only the best.
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>>127382083
Nice try Shareblue. You can't stop a civil conversation about the Lord in here buddy.
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