>"I have tremendous stamina" what the fuck

Probably so he has a chance of getting away should a Truck of Peace show up.

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>>127379540
USA USA USA USA

>>127379540
>walking like a pleb hippie if you could just sit in a vehicle

https://twitter.com/FoxNewsInsider/status/726128114422542336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdavidmack%2Ftrump-burlingame

>>127379540
If May knew she was going to end up with Tusk saying pay debts for the whole walk, she'd have probably jumped in as well.

>>127379540
is he eating his two scoops while riding around in it?

>>127379540
He means that he's the reason your mom's a bitch until after her cold compress and 3rd cup of coffee.

>>127379762
FPBP

>>127379540
Only those who pay more into NATO than they have to can ride the kart.

Maybe he doesn't want to get shot and die?
After all, he is the star of the show.

>>127379540
>not letting your $900 dollar shoes touch the filthy multicultural somali shit covered streets that make up Europe
based

>>127382596
Keked.
But seriously this is most likely a security thing.

>>127379540
>Trudeau

Why does Canada keep getting invited to important country things?

>>127379540
Nobody knows. Trump believes that every human body has a finite amount of energy too, and that exercising depletes it and makes you die faster.

>>127384906
It makes sense. It has to do with telomere shortening and cell division.
The guy just knows.

>>127379540
He didn't want to smell their yurodor

>>127379540
Who let this guy have the nuclear codes? He has to be stopped

>>127384906
it's true

einstein said 'every heart has the relative same amount of beats in it according to size'

we'll probably never know that number but he confirmed it's true with his sedated vs active masturbatory mouse experiment

do not exercise, do not watch horror movies, do your best to prevent increased heart rates and you will have the chance to live to 100 provided you don't die of some other ailment first