>be Canadian
>get frostbiten
>get arrested for using the wrong pronouns
>have a harem of dogs, because hey, beastiality is legal!
>drink some milk from a bag
>look at your flag, it's a fucking leaf
>give half your shit to pay for niggers, spics, chinks and streetshitters
>watch PM declare your country a post-national state on TV
>get cancer
>die before seeing a doctor
>>127320090
Whats wrong with drinking milk from a bag?
>>127320090
top quality thread
3rd for nafta repeal
>b-b-but we have the dankest weed
>CAPTCHA comes back
>shitty threads by OP return
>>>/reddit/
>>127320090
>get cancer
>die before seeing a doctor
This is what literately happened in my family.
>if you prosecute someone with beastiality for raping their children and forcing them too perform sexual acts with animals
>they win
>try to sell house 4 the big bux. tme2BaBalller
>can't
>the fucking bubble is popping
>tfw not a Balller but still have to keep moving
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-26/all-hell-breaks-loose-torontos-house-price-bubble
>>127320823
>>127320886
that kid lives like the world elite
>>127320090
>>give half your shit to pay for chinks and streetshitters
But I make more money and pay more taxes than most whiteys on average. What gives, Canada?
tfw 75 percent of canada works directly or indirectly for the government and those who don't are on welfare.
>>127320090
>be Canadian
>don''t get frostbiten because I'm not a retard
>don't get arrested for mis-pronouning because that isn't a thing
>own a cat
>don't get milk in bags here
>not flying your provincial flag
>not being wealthy enough to take advantage of tax loopholes
>PM poutine continues to give hilarious subsidies to an industry that directly benefits me & lessens foreign worker regulations again benefiting me
>don't get cancer
>using the public health services
It sure is good to be Canadian.
>>127321811
get aload of this fucking try-hard
>>127321214
Over here the government has a monopoly on the sale of liquor, one of the slut "managers" sitting on her ass all day at the place I go to probably makes 30+ an hour, while my friend at Domingo's Jizza made minimum wage for triple the amount of work and stress.
>>127321811
That was painful to read, I hope you realize how retarded you sound.