Is there a country on earth more embarrassing than America?

Shart in the mart is a meme I uniornically don't understand.

It happens often enough to ask for reasons for it:

>not realizing your sharting?

ok, but how is this possible? medical issues? But would it be so widespread then?

>not changing your underwear every day?

ok, but how long do you have to go before everyone can see the brown from the distance?

>sharting consciously and not caring?

I refuse to believe people would do that.

>realizing your underwear is dirty and not caring?

This one is the most probable to me.

Discuss.

>>127314569

Its not really a shart in most cases.

>being fat makes it harder to wipe
>most people wipe with dry toilet paper so it leaves a lot of residue
>its hot as fuck outside, + fat people feel even hotter so they sweat a lot
>sweat mixes with poo residue around the crack
>underwear rides up into the crack

Thats what I imagine. A serious of unfortunate events

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>>127314055
Its got the biggest military and that is it.
It is certainly not a world leader because of anything intellectual, cultural or spiritual. The thing I flushed down the toilet earlier exhibits more of these three traits that the US ever does.

Wow I am sick of this shut the fuck up you chink

>>127314933
(7/10 for logicalityness)

When your shithole country has a flag on the moon and one of your aircraft carriers sits off our coast, then you can talk shit.

Fuckin unarmed sheep

>>127314055
Stop teasing America you'll ruin our hot gay bromance. I still love you America come on seed my boicunt

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>>127315408
hur dur i'm 'murican and white n sheit


fuck off fat american slob pig

>>127315234
Wait isn't your PM still Malcolm Turnbull?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA , I don't even need to defend the US.

>>127314933

this + white underwear

>>127316414
Still your president

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>>127314055
I liked the revolution they had but honestly ever since the 1990s they became laughable.

>>127316268
That's incest Australia! Stop trying to have sex with your older brother. Your an embarrassment to the anglo family.

That feeling when the majority of white trash still manage to afford houses, cars and still have money left over for stupid redneck shit.

That fat bastard in the power scooter still has more money than half a dozen 3rd world families combined.