Terrorist attack in Rowley Regis West Midlands UK. Just got

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I am now monitoring this thread

>>127308218
bumperoo

>>127308218
P A R C E L
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>>127308471
Urban or turban?

>>127308218

Why does the UK always get nailed first in wars.

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Hasn't hit news yet. Police advised several hours before I could return to apartment. Sniffer dog, fire, undercover and looks like specialist squad at sainsburys

>>127308218
Thats a rural/suburban area isn't it?

STOURBRIDGE REPORTING IN
I was just in blackheath what the fucks happenin

>>127308515
Hindu nuffin.

>>127308218
Stop lying you Pommie Prick.

liar

its not on CNN so must be fake

>>127308594
Hey mate. No idea back I'm my parents house in cradley now. Spoke to few others.. everyone was pissed.. hope it isn't bullshit as police said it was just incident but I did hear a bang. Where did you go in black heath?

>>127308609
Cultural appropriation the dog
muh dreadlocks

The 'people' in OP's pics look subhuman, so location is legit.

Oh boy Theresa May will definitely lose now. Corbynist Republic incoming.

>>127308594
Undercover bmw, helicopter and I saw 3 riot vans in a convoy

>>127308554
>brits are fatter than americans

>>127308609
that's a big doggo

>>127308218

Lad, I live close to there.

Haven't heard shit yet though.

Did you see the smelly ragheads?

Probably the livingplace from the network connected to the manchester guy being raided instead of a new attack

>terrorist attack

FFS, you clowns

>>127308435
That's a nice seagull, OP.

Just another gas tank.

>>127308218
Hi this is the Daily Express would you mind us using your photos in tomorrows paper?

>>127308582
No? How the fuck does that look rural to you?

>>127308218
fookin england. why cant they paint a straight line on the road? what is a coral store? why the fence along the sidewalk for no reason?

British lane markings have always pissed me off. You faggots can't just paint straight lines?

>>127308554
wtf newies are blacking it out

fucking jews are enjoying this shit aint they

>>127308609
Is that a komondo dragon?

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2017/05/27/armed-police-descend-on-blackheath-as-town-centre-sealed-off/
>tfw was at warley wines when it all kicked off

>>127308823
Doesn't look very urban either.

>4 guys raided sainsbury's

you're about to hear about one of those up north if they dont take down the fruit pastel ice lolly prices again

>>127308829
>>127308827
Stupid cunts they are like that for a reason

Diagonal lines are still straight lines you fucking kikes holy shit

>Junction Diagonal white lines (hatched markings) bounded by broken lines may be used in the centre of the road to separate opposing flows of traffic. They are often provided at junctions to protect traffic turning right.

>>127308827
>>127308829
Ew get away from me you hive mind commie

>>127308696
^ this

maybe some visiting ameriburgers?

>>127308829
Zigzag indicates you're approaching a pedestrian crossing. For some reason every picture of British urbanscape seems to be taken near one. They're quintessentially British just like moslems

>>127308827
It's a betting shop.

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>>127308861
One man has been arrested and nobody is believed to have been injured, West Midlands Police have confirmed.

abandon thread

>>127308827
>american geometry

>>127308725
No. But alot of passers by from near sainsburys told us of that.

>>127308818
Yes, you may use the photos give credits to FuckNiggers

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Elven ambulances are there apparently.
ELEVEN.

>>127308594
wish there were more happenings in Smethwick

I'M HEARING THROUGH THE GRAPE VINE THAT TOYS R US IN OLDBURY HAVE HOSTAGES

>>127308945
Straight double lines are better and more efficient and less costly.

>>127308218
You should've come out in a half open robe, naked underneath

There's nothing they can do about it, they pulled you out of your house in the morning. It's the perfect excuse and they can't tell you anything since it's their fault

>>127309122

Yep.
>>127309061

Looks like they're expecting casualties.

>>127309132
Straight double lines are for no-parking zones.

Shut the fuck up and deal with it.

>>127309122
nice try

>warley wines
>fruit pastel ice lolly
>Rowley Regis

Ladies and gentlemen, the Brits...

>>127309071
True true fucking pakis are running everything from lye to oldbury

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>>127309122
Sauce?

>>127308953
Nope, it's probably just the low class chavs of the area, milling about until they have to sign on again.

PART AND PARCEL

>>127309122
They can't keep getting away with this!

>>127308609
ugh imagine the wet doggo smell

>>127308266
is that chav special forces crossing the road?

>>127309364
thats just fat bob from down the pub.

>>127309132
You wake up at night worrying about lack of efficency in the road marking sector then?

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>>127308218
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At this point even the most hardcore leftist knows their philosophy is bullshit, but unfortunately for the rest of the world admitting that you were wrong is somehow more difficult than death.
The election cycle was thier Stalingrad. The tide has turned. However, there's still a long hard war to fight. Many more will die before this shit gets resolved.

>>127309364
>chavzilla

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BREAKING!!

Police have confirmed attacker was Samir Al-Hydi, a Libyan refugee, he has not been arrested yet and police are looking for any leads on his location.

>>127308878
Looks urban to me, like a street just outside of a town centre

if you really are indian, our towns are not as dense as india is going through urbanisation. the really dense slums and the like have been flattened in the late 1800s and early 1900s as philanthropists and the state improved housing for the poor

Dead Brits -- could it be a good thing?

Science says yes.

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>>127308218
>coral

>>127309580
Are you saying he got away with it yet again?

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2017/05/27/armed-police-descend-on-blackheath-as-town-centre-sealed-off/

>>127308878
lel have you seen an english village? they make up like 80% of all settlements and are surrounded by fields. that's some shit highstreet somewhere.

>>127309364
looks more like a rare sighting of the dying old fascist skinhead than a tracksuited council warrior

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>4 guys raided sainsburys

>>127309580
Not again

>>127309580
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>127309658
more and more I think bomber harris did nothing wrong

>>127308711
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

>>127309658
Oh cool are you one of those "new Germans" we have been hearing about?

>>127309215
>sources say

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CHAOS

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>>127308218
>4 guys raided sainsburys
>bomb

wtf is going on, isis jihad'in jaffa cakes or something?

>>127309884
There are five (You)s in your comment. Ya blew it

>>127310046

> that numale

Hahahahaa.

>>127308218
what the fuck are those road lines, do you have road strippers with parkinsons?

>>127309122
Wow, that's some aggressive marketing for a toy store

>>127308600
Kek

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>>127308218

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English cant draw straight lines.

>>127308471
>>127308515
>>127308600
This banter is making me cum

>>127310130
the glorious anglo ready to take on any terrorist threa-

>>127308218
27/05/2017 battle of sainsburys

>>127310160
It's like that for a reason, different road markings have different meanings you fucking retard

>>127309580
Hahahhahahaaaa

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>Grey sky
>12 foot tall, 3 foot wide Police Vans
>Roundabout
>Crooked road lines
>Aging buildings, with 1950 windows

That picture is so British, I shit the queen

Well. Ramadan was yesterday, no?
They did say they were going to start attacking. RIP western society. We about to go ww3

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>>127310103

10/10 shitpost

If this really is a terrorist attack then it's the most quintessentially british terrorist attack there's ever been.

>>127308554

Give the terrorist 5 mins alone in a dark room with the old hooligan on the right.

>>127308554
Did you take a torch down the lift from your flat onto the thoroughfare with your crisps to walk to the chemists' only to get runned down by the lorry?

>>127308218
Not. Fucking. Sainsbury's.

>>127308554
>Underclass chavs

Dont care, kill them, would be better for Britian if they died.

>>127310429
Back.To.Reddit

>>127309840
>>127309955

<3

Any news sources?

>>127310439
every chav i've ever met has hated pakis. and i went to college in newcastle so i know all about chavs. even the ones with paki mates.

>>127308554
Holy fuck you live in a grim area.

>>127310488
Fuck off you frog eating cunt. Do you know what Sainsbury's even is? What part of his comment was reddit tier?

>>127310525
That doesn't mean chavs aren't absolute scum.

>>127310287
small 'towns' in England are absolute suicide tier, ironically they are nearly all white and absolute cancer.

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>>127310574
this. remind me never to move to a high street.

>>127308218
>West Midlands

Good, I hope he kills you all.

>>127310488
wot r u on about mate

>>127310287
They'd be quite a lot older than 1950s mate.
Mindblowing I know.

Will there be some deaths? It'll be forgotten about by dinner time otherwise

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>>127310103
nice work straya, top tier shitposts as always

>>127308218
Yeah, Ramadan is turning you crazy Ahmed

>>127308677
It's a white dog too!

>>127310591
Villages surrounded by farms and field (like the majority of the UK) are cancer? As opposed to what, high streets?

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>>127308554
> 4 guys raided sainsburys
Keep one posted.

>>127308218
before it was middle east now its UK,france,Germany and the middle east

>>127310059
>Update
they are going after the tea dipping biscuits, hobnobs, rich teas, and digestives, are known to be at risk.

>>127310575
>>127310640
I'll fight you both

>>127308218

Maybe if you fuckers could paint a straight white line on the sides of your road, people wouldn't want you dead.

>jk, please stay safe.

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>>127310230
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Weatherspoons, we shall fight on the alleys and roads, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the carpark, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the seafront, we shall fight on the Sainsbury's checkouts, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

>>127308818
Sure. Make sure you source it.

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>>127310160
this broken lines means absolutely no parking its used on junctions etc. double yellow you can stop on them in emergency single yellow its in rush hours restriction etc.
Btw Regis is like flew miles from me now .. but its a mainly white community as Warwick Leamington Spa etc.

>>127310586
But it will be the chavs that will kick off the Great Kebab Removal of 2018.

They might be scum , but they fucking hate Muslims.

>>127310130
WARRIORS OF TEUTATIS

>>127310233
think u just fell for some shit tier b8 m8

>>127310730
That's never worked out well for you.

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HAPPY RAMADAN EVERYONE!

>>127310233
Obvious b8, regardless we are the worlds #1 most evolved drivers.

>>127308554
'Mirin dude in the white t-shirt
>oi lad where the raghead 'at ?

>>127308696
Everything they can do, we can do better

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>>127309580

>>127310785
Lad, everyone hates Muslims, even Muslims hate each other

Op is gonna be like jk lol

>>127310758
>We shall fight in Weatherspoons
they better not attack on steak day, that's when they hand out the sharp knives.

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>>127310722
I think we know the real target. REEEEEE!

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>>127310885

Used to play football against Oldbury, and lots of other teams in the Stourbridge area. Absolute shithole desu, nothing of value will be lost if it gets culturally enriched.

>>127310885
If they touch the Freddo's it's fucking civil war time.

>>127310682
I said towns, not villages. Anybody who desires some all white locals only paradise should go to Tamworth for the day and maybe reassess.
Villages have their own problems, snotty drunk inbreds who know all your business and want to be part of it.

>>127308861
>tfw was at warley wines when it all kicked off

>buying cheap booze in the middle of the day

Anon pls

>>127308218
I used to have a Corsa.

>>127308218
Bsh

>>127310885
the inflation of freddo prices was fucking insane

>>127308218

UK choose the slow death of multiculturalism a long time ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao2VlpxGFe4

>>127308861
Tfw they removed the polska beers

Reminder that this is literally nothing.
0 injuries
1 man arrested

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/810018/Blackheath-Sainsbury-s-police-emergency-explosion-Sandwell-Birmingham

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>>127310722
>hobnobs

*launches crusade*

>>127308609
anime cruelty

>>127309542
Admitting you're wrong is like accepting death, of course it's hard to do.
OP you better not be lying.

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>>127309061
>mfw thats right by me
>mfw i'm literally 15 min away from that Toys R Us
Lads help am i kill?

>>127310997
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/08/this-is-how-much-a-freddo-will-cost-by-2030/

Its no surprise our economy is run using the Freddo Index.

>>127310955
bombay sapphire is a great drink

HAPPENING DISCORD GET IN

https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

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>terror warning reduced
>terror attack
>terror warning increased

All in one day

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>>127309580
well whaddya know who could have seen that coming

>>127311034
polish beers best beers

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>>127308218
Heil hitler

>>127310774
The entire black country is a shit hole and full of immigrants

Not surprised something like this has happened

>>127309580
the absolute madman

>>127308266
>>127309364
fucking hell I can't stop laughing, is this what the English have become? You're better off replacing them with muslims

>>127311115
yes, now that your dead get out there and get us details faggot

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>>127311115
Hand over the fidget spinners and I'll let you live

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>>127311115
rip

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>>127310964
i have a corsa

i love it

but i also wear trackies sometimes

don't you get them badged as a Holden Barina in NZ or did you just emigrate?

>>127311218
>the black country

its called that for a reason m8

>>127308973


righty right then.

>>127310819
That's Baz who works the door at the premium local nitespot, Sparkzz.

>>127308218
Mussie groups are getting raided countrywide, GCHQ having a clear up of groups that have been under the monitor.

1984 has it's benefits

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13052030

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>>127308554
They probably just found a knife.

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>>127311135
Kek

>>127309364

Chav Team 2: Terrorism Boogaloo

>>127310999
Yeah we should look to Denmark or Sweden for guidance.

>>127311061
>Literally nothing

Yeah okay, Achmed Mohammed Habibi Al-Farouq. You bongs need to quit tolerating this shit. A threat is a threat.

>>127309015
british paki fuckery
go have a chicken curry the british national dish

>>127308218
JUST
U
S
T

>>127311115
if you start feeling a tingly feeling in your lungs when you breathe, stop breathing.

>>127308554
Subhumanity of english underclass: the picture

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Suspect seen leaving the store.

>>127311188
triple double witnessed

>>127311419
Achmed Mohammed ain't fookin muslim bruv.

>>127311474
why the hell aren't those paint lines straight?

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>>127311474

>>127311462

You mean Polish upperclass.

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>he was evil, he didn't represent Islam or the Muslim community!
>half of Britain getting raided

>>127308218
>OP not charging in and taking out the terrorists single handed

Im disappointed lad

>>127311295
I moved here from UK but yeah, until about 2011 they were rebadged Corsas. Good little car, reliable but shit acceleration though.

>>127311357
The last suspect with a knife tried to scale buckingham palace.

If someone's not afraid to die a knife if just as lethal.

>>127311524
Budget cuts

>>127311459
elaborate?

>>127311237
>Taking a 15 min walk down the Wolverhampton Road
No thanks mate.

>>127311267
O-ok

>>127308218
>4 guys raided sainos

please.... just tellme the freddos got out okay???
do i need to rev up muh twitter and post pics of muh freddos??? somebody confirm
>MUH FREDDOS!!

>>127310130
>tfw you had an Empire

>>127311524
L2road

No sign of this on CNN yet
Looks like we're the media now

>>127310130
Give me a quick rundown on this guy

>>127311524
It's common practice to use teeth and dentition as roadway markings in Englandistan

>>127311524
Illegal to stop on zig zag

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>>127308218
Another day of another muslim attack. Those are common and usual news nowadays. Move forward folks

OP HERE.

plan to go back soon as it's my girlfriends place. Reports deem it's dying down. Any one got news on toys r us?

>>127311524
>USA doesn't even use roundabouts

When you learn how to build infrastructure we can talk.

>>127311594
alpha particles feel tingly

>>127311462
>Subhumanity of english underclass

You said "Englishman" three times.

>>127311732
Yanks must literally be stopping and starting all the time. Just think of the emissions and wear and tear.

>>127310488
I know for certain you are a newfag trying to fit in. Go play in traffic

>>127311728

Read the thread lad.

>>127308218

>"Everybody was shouting get out, get out, run," says one shopper who left his trolley and got out.

T. Daily Star.

>>127311462
Half of them are likely your countrymen

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Police have released a picture of one of the weapons seized in the raid.

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>>127310885
>15p

The true cause of radicalisation.

this is fake news

>>127308554
Didn't notice the tattooed bloke in the far left in the Harley Davidson shirt is a cloud chaser bro.

>>127309437
>You wake up at night worrying about lack of efficency in the road marking sector then?

not really, it just looks like the chav road crew were too busy wanking their cunts to pay attention.

>>127311799

It's like they travel 100m to come to a junction, to travel a further 100m and come to another junction.

>>127309122

I hope the terrorists are utilising the kids drive in cars and bikes. Would be a great oppertunity to race them around the store.

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>>127311732
>roundabouts

They have them in Rhode Island.

They call them "turning circles"

>>127309171
How does that benefit him you fucking moron

>>127309580
based india

>>127310439
We're gonna need em in the upcoming race war lad

>>127311680
Berlin subway. You can see the Brandenburg Gate on the window.

>>127311762
the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla is Gorilla gorilla gorilla.

>>127311939

DESU Roundabout is a pretty retarded name too.

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>>127311474
>Star Ocean: The Second Story.jpg

>>127312010
It's round and it gets you about

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>>127311462
The English underclass... but also the Polish middleclass

>>127311680

It's the archetypical Berliner, the reason for Berlin attracting hipsters from all around the world.

>>127311976
>subway
>see something out the window

German education

>>127311615
Get off your fat ass and get out there. We need boots on the ground

>>127311632
>They got the Freddos
A nation state of emergency is about to be declared. Martial law inbound.

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not even in the EU and getting blown up by Mohammad

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>>127311474

>>127308266
Eh up t'lad

Is it happening or not?

>>127312119

The gate is ON the window.
Brits can't even read their own language.

>>127312092

Compelling argument and humorous good chap.

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>>127312010
In yam yam land we call them islands.

>>127312260
>baiting this hard

>>127312165
we have not completely escaped yet m9

SPOONFEED ME GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN

>>127308878
Must be a village if the roads aren't brown!

>>127310130
Brandenburg Gate on the window, that's Berlin.

>>127312092

>gets you about

That phrase makes very little sense to an outsider, it sounds like you're saying that it obtains you 'about', a bout in a fight makes no sense? The whole "rooty tooty point and shooty" thing the American's say really does ring true.

>>127308435
Probably getting FLIR thermals of the area.

>>127312382
somebody did a steamy shit in the sainsbos bogs and waved a knife when somebody called him a smelly cunt

>>127312149

10 day candlelit vigil is planned on Blackheath common. May and Corbyn have said they will not campaign until the next Freddo shipment arrives. Troops are set to swarm the streets in a show of solidarity with R Freddo.
A local school has sung the Freddo anthem in a heartwarming tribute to those Freddos that we lost on 27/5, a date that will be burned into the public consciousness.
Tributes have poured out on twitter, like entrails from a dead whale, in support and of solidarity of and with R Freddos

>tfw he was only 20p years old
>they're going after the freddos

lads, about to give up hope..


>>127312367
They swooped in and took the fucking freddos, frog! have some heart!

>>127312230
not happening, the shills have returned from their short captcha break and well you can see what is happening.

>>127310233
It was bait you ugly cunt

>>127310946
Shitty example there anon, I live in Nuneaton and even I say Tamworth is a chav infested shithole. Midlands is scum-tier. Go down south somewhere tho and there are plenty of nice towns, all white no pakis and generally pleasant. Even Yorkshire

>>127308667
This is what you call "crime" or a false alert.
If you were older you'd have experienced one before and not pissed your knickers

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>>127311832
>get out get out
I can no longer see those words without imagining reeeing

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>>127311474
FUcking kek

>>127309132
I agree, though typically, road signage and markings are miles better in England than they are here in the States. You'd think that this would lead to less frustration. Sadly, road maintenance frequency and an appalling slowness when it comes to clearing away accidents ensures that their traffic is insane.

>>127311546
>>127311879
State the obvious fact
Press F5
Already two buttblasted pakistani semen suction vents calling me poor, fucking lmao
>>127311762
Kek. Never change Niemiec, danke

>>127312586
funny you say that, Tamworth in Australia is the exact same description but with country music folk.

>>127310644
I think he just meant the windows look as they've all been replaced in the 50s

>>127312611

Whats more he fucking GOT out.

>>127311308
Yeah because of the mining industry of old.

You don't mean niggers surely.....

On a side note, despite all the cultural enrichment, it's said that the black country dialect and way of speaking is closest to that of olde English of the Chaucer era.

>>127310130
british road striper.

>>127308218
Why did they evacuate? Fucking racists it's their CULTURE, nothing to run away from

>>127311732
This isn't totally true but yeah...

My hometown is full of em.- Annapolis. old school town.

>>127311939
They have them in Massachusetts, Connecticut and DC as well. I think that they should be called "circles of death" because if you aren't used to navigating them (and most US drivers aren't) you're likely to lose your life in them, either by getting smashed about or by having a heart attack.

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>>127311897
Quality post leaflet

>>127311897
Hope he had a license for that thing

What a fantastic surprise.

>>127312839
HEY BUDDY WE DON'T LIKE NO ROOTIN TOOTIN ROUNDIN BOUTIN ROUND HERE NO SIR YEEEHAWWWWWW *shoots burger from personal howitzer*

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>tfw living in Tipton

>>127311939
/thread

>>127311897
That definitely beats my worst assumptions. What a violent island. Good that they're leaving our EU.

>>127311799
>>127311732
We most certainly do. Although not as common in big cities which is dumb

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>>127312586
Nuneaton, Bedworth and Hinckley are ok comparing to near by Coventry...

No news not Happing

>>127312631

You should take a look at Japanese junctions. They work to well, kind of makes things seem inorganic. There's plenty of live streams on YouTube of Japanese intersections, I can only assume it satiates autistic kids.

>>127312701

Congrats on succesful you's and welcome to /pol/

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>>127308218
Part and parcel lads

>>127312611

Nor-Mis get out REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>127312839
>loosing life on a roundabout

burgers so retarded they hit roundabouts at high speed

>>127313160
We like to go fast and drift around them super jap style

so is it actually happening or what?

>>127312314
We call them islands south of Birmingham too fellow midsanon.

>>127313022
Poor sap.

That being said, I grew up in a place called Walsall Wood just North of Walsall itself.

I bailed out when I was 18 and currently live in Lincs near Horncastle.
It's a bit boring but barely if ever see a Muzzie outside of the Turkish kebab shop.

I'm going on vacation to the uk on the 9th. two days in London. Four days at some lakeside place. 2 more days in London. Should be fun.

>>127313349
Whoops really need to turn off my VPN.

>>127313354
Fucking why? The Eastern European countries are safer. If you want the same threat level you might as well go to Mosul

>>127313354
Make sure you go to a roadside Butty Wagon.
Thick as arse bread with fried eggs.

Tell 'em Gaz sent ya

>>127313104
Thanks. I'll use it to test my kids for autism.

ex-dee religion of peace

>>127313468
Despite everything, I'd put down the UK as a whole being safer than the majority of the states.

>>127310606
>Concerning hobbits plays softly in the distance

>>127313519
Uk country side is super safe. It's majority white.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/23/man-armed-with-axe-arrested-at-birmingham-vigil-for-manchester-6657334/

I like how quickly this was swept under the rug.

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>>127313349
>English kebab shop
>no munchy boxes

Sad.

>>127308858
>filename

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>>127308218
Stay safe, Bong-Bro

>>127313468
>>127313354
You should not fear life, vacation is supposed to be a getaway from worries. I wouldn't want to go to London though, I would rather go to Italy.

>>127313064
I actually live in bedrock not Nuneaton because it's cheap as fuck here but it's way too close to cov for my liking. That place really is a fucking shithole. The coons have invaded and the Pakistan army are shitting in the streets. Also the final solution made me pee a little 10/10 would laugh again

>>127313570
Yep just like the "There was no controlled explosion" in Newport when this tweet proves it
https://twitter.com/arronnurden/status/867882717379276801

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Save huge money by brexiting and new trade deals
Spend it all on anti terror ops and gibs for new britons

>>127310682
no, villages are great. towns are shitty though. over 1k or so people and it's shit

>>127313519
Everywhere is safe. The only people that die in the states are involved with gangs.

>>127312099
Hi Deus

>>127308833
the fact that muslims are literally celebrating each attack translates to "more media attention=greater victory for allah"

>>127313765
Which is exactly the same here.

>>127313519
With 23,000 Jihadists being monitored in the UK, 500 active terror plots and 5 have been stopped in the last 60 days. I'm not that confident desu.

>>127313122
Thanks, how can I upvote your comment Muhammad?

>>127311474
shes a big girl.

>>127312736
Op here, lived in Melbourne in 98, can confirm Australia learned from momma Britain in many respects, chav bogan shitholes is one

>>127313841
Everywhere is comfy. :^)

>>127313859
I've seen all sorts of numbers bound around. You could say there are nearly 900,000 potential jihadists in the UK if you look at responses to Muslim surveys relating to ISIS and UK terrorism.

>>127313985
every muslim is a potential jihadist

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>>127313570
Oh and here's the fella
I love how that article says "Supposedly"

The excuse was "mental illness". Just like the "Gas explosions" when V1 rockets were hitting London.

>>127313765
>The only people that die in the states are involved with gangs.

Lol no. Violence is prevalent all around our cities and suburban communities here retard. Remember that DNC staffer that was robbed and killed In DC? Scary stuff, it can happen to anyone

>>127313956
I don't know. I was in Detroit and Cleveland in the mid-90s (my father used to take us on his business trips abroad if it was possible) and they didn't look that comfy.

>>127314035
White British as fuck.

>>127314035
"The rocket worked perfectly, except for landing on the wrong planet."

>>127308218
all I can imagine is they all fancied a cuppa before their planned happening later today, however the had run out of biscuits.

Nipped to sainsbury for some biccies and the dunce of the group has tripped up and detonated their bomb.

seems like a pretty British scenario.

>>127311233
>become
>the most stereotypical image of a Englishman ever.

sure thing jap.

>>127312736
fuck off mate, these are my stompin grounds

>>127313985
23,000 is confirmed by MI5 as who they are monitoring but only a couple thousands of those are monitored regularly.
These aren't just "suspected" these are full blown Jihadists that fought in Iraq,Syria,Libya,Somalia,Afghanistan and Yemen. I can only imagine how bad that number is in France considering nearly 19% of their population is Islamic.
>>127314022
All of them are as their very faith is violent and is 100% fact in their eyes and can never be denied.

R.I.P. our brother icanclick
He will be missed

>>127314068
That is a city full of blacks and madmen, all the whites have left. It is comfy for the blacks. It is neotribalism. Everywhere else is comfy, unless you are in a ghetto. I have been in many ghettos and it is usually a mix of poor whites and blacks, or Mexicans. If you don't mess with them they usually don't mess with you.

>>127314427
That's generally how it is here.

I've many black people I can consider as friends or acquaintances. I just don't tend to socialise with their extended ethnic circles.