Brit/pol/ - too hot to sleep edition

>kebab being removed throughout the night

corbyn will not win

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Rate my hijab.

Where's the best part of England?

What happened with this fucking Survation poll then

It might finally be cold enough to sleep, 3 hours before it's dawn and too bright to sleep.

Fucking fuck summer.

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>>127279981
manchester

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People keep ignoring my zingers tonight, gotta go to sleep with low self esteem now

thunder and lightning tomorrow where i am apparently lads

Friendly updates regarding Manchester attack and the hunt for the network:

BANGS HEARD IN DROYLSDEN AND PRESTWICH AREAS ACCORDING TO USERS. ALSO 2 MEN DRAGGED FROM HOUSE IN CHEETHAM HILL.

https://twitter.com/gmpolice/status/868291698975281155

https://twitter.com/gmpolice/status/868269165320208386
More raids happening.

Something major is going down for so much activity tonight on the first day of Ramadan. The rumours of 2 bombs still at large may be true.

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>>127279981
Kent

>>127280226

garden of england

>>127279981
Anywhere that isn't dense enough to be a city but not rural enough to not have fibre.

>>127280226
except medway
and gravesend
sittingbourne is pretty shit too

>>127279981
Brighton

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>>127280226
>Kent

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4545684/Huntsman-spider-Kent.html

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If your not a Tapir why bother living?

>>127280370
I'm in Maidstone lad, only ever go Sittingbourne for fishing. The other two I avoid completely.

>tfw the Blackbirds have started to sing
>tfw the Magpies and Wood Pigeons will kick off soon

it's 17 degrees where you wankers are at, too hot to sleep my ass

>>127279872
i'm hard

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>tfw birds are chirping already

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>>127279981
fowey

>>127280565
It's the humidity

>>127280621
same here
blackbirds have the best song

>>127280628
Looks nice mate, might have to make a trip down for the weekend.

>>127280565
my sleep cycle is fucked anyway, and night brit/pol/ is comfiest

>>127280621
They start at 3 in the morning here. Fucking annoying

>>127280621
The sun is already coming up. I'm going to bed.

>>127279692
have some cement in your cereal and harden the fuck up you cunts its not even hot

>>127280565
Sorry for living in a country with sensible temperate weather, leaf.
It's between 5-15 degrees here for like 40 weeks of the year; we don't get ridiculous snows or heatwaves very often so we aren't used to them.

You guys don't have air conditioning?

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Umm so can we still be friends?

>>127280887

Its not the same without jet black skin or magic mud, you wouldn't understand m80

OH SHIT THE QUEEN DEAD !!!

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>>127280565
Out of everyone I thought you would understand leaf

>>127280793
next snackbar attack in fowey

>tfw dawn in 1 hour
>the light is already here. I can see a red sky
>"Red sky at morning, sailors take warning"
Today is the first day of Ramadan. We may see a kebab event. Be vigilant lads if you're attending any public events.

>>127280953
Rarely gets hot enough to warrant it mate, we make do with opening windows

>>127280953
What would be the point?
We whine about the hot weather but realistically it's only this hot for like one or two weeks out of the whole year, and it doesn't get as bad as literal lizard places like Arizona or Straya.
There's no business in home AC here so it would cost a fortune and almost never get used, plus houses are too small to accommodate it.

>>127280529
maidstones not bad for a night out I guess. better than chatham where im at

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>sun is rising already

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4am

still awake

alone

on a friday night

/saturday morning

>>127281013
>i wouldnt understand

im full anglo mate YOU dont understand

>>127281094
not funny nigger

>>127281108
lol, so true.

>be me
>go to greek island one time
>its vaguely warm in their terms
>dies

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>>127281136
>tfw so many sporting events this weekend. They better not fuck with the fa cup final

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Lads there are massive flashing lights outside but the sky is clear and there is no noise. Some weird lightening we got going on here in Wales.

Gunna go outside and observe.

>>127281202
>Chatham
Fucking hell mate sorry to hear that. Nightlife in Maidstone is alright I suppose. We've had like 3 new pubs/clubs open recently. I work in a bar here so I'm usually on the shit end of it though.

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>>127281237

>>127281390
It's the rapture.

>>127281390
could be ayy lmaos, don't get probed.

>>127281136
this desu, don't want to see any karenposters hurt

>>127281390
keep us posted lad

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>>127281390

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>>127281390
Its called lightning

>>127281136

the month of terror

good job I don't go outside

>>127281305
23,000 Jihadists in the UK, 500 active terror plots, 5 plots foiled in last 60 days,1300 events this weekend nationwide.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>127279692
GIVE MUMMY MAY YOUR ENERGY! SHE WILL MAKE BRITAIN STRONG AGAIN!! Commie Corbyn will lose so hard, he won't know what hit him! I'm predicting a landslide for Mummy May!

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>>127281622
>the fire rises

>>127281237
>alone
You have us, you ungrateful fuck

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>>127281633
Sorry but Corbyn is my man

If it ever got 40 degrees in the U.K., do you think people would start dropping dead?

>>127281891
Definitely. Heat waves here already end up killing some older people

>>127281849
Corbyn is a commie cuck.

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>>127281136

>>127281891
Most definitely. Our houses are designed to keep heat in and 99% of houses don't have A/C

>>127282040
Might as well get those gibs before the islamification of the country destroys it completely

Any Cardiff lads in the house? This thunderstorm is intense. Best lightening ever.

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Serious thunder and lightning outside, lads. Think it might be the end times tbqh.

>>127281390
ayy lmaos would land in fucking wales ahahahah

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8 minutes in, Morality Man says "willies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qymU1sRgB2w

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got 100% in my uni quiz just now lads

>>127281237
kek

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>>127282326
Shit, it's like Torchwood but real.

>>127282588
that show was breddy gud until its last season

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>>127281622
You know, I always get confused as to why the fuck the police don't do anything about these groups and plots they already know about until a terrorist act actually happens? To make it seem like they're doing something? It's like when a "crackdown" on gangs is announced and hundreds of gangbangers get arrested. Why not do it before? Is this really what our policing has come to?

>>127282646
First season was a bit hit and miss tbqh. S2 and S3 were solid though.

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>London
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4545684/Huntsman-spider-kills-Theresa-May-and-entire-Conservative-cabinet.html
>A Labour spokesman was heard to say, "that if you kill the spider it wins."
>Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the shadow government was reluctant to comment on whether was sympathetic to the arachnids cause.
>Backbench Tories were quick to point out that this was an isolated case, and that this would not prevent their plan to introduce more Huntsmans into the white cities and towns of Britain.

>>127281237
you say this in front of me
WE are awake
you pillock

>This huntsman faggot still thinks it's funny

Lads I am shitting you not this is the bigger thunder and lightening I've ever witnessed by far, I bet even you cunts in Somerset can see this shit.

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>>127282867
>I condemn poisonous bites from both sides
>We've got to have peace, I would negotiate with the spiders

BIG fucking flash just there, and holy fuck that rumble. Actually shitting myself a little.

>>127283059
Where you at mate? It has left Cardiff now, well disappointed, wanted it to say, was fantastic.

>>127283059
Anyone ever had lightning strike their house?

Sounds like a car bomb going off in your head with no echo

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>>127282976
This

>>127283145
Bristol. Another very bright flash as I was typing this.

>>127283204
>car bomb going off in your head
>in your head
>car bomb
>in your head
>in your head
>zombie
>zombie

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>>127283057

>>127283256
Wanna meet down the Hobgoblin for a squealer tomorrow?

>>127279981
SOMERSET
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>>127283057
>wu-what the hell did you do summer? all you had to do was wait in the car

>>127282655
corruption, governments are compromised by big money in usa and middle east
I like to think they are wise and have a plan for where we're going but i'm pretty short on evidence

>>127283395
>implying I'll survive the night

>>127280118
Still too hot

>>127282655
>Why not do it before?
They want them to commit enough crimes and provide enough evidence so they can lock them up for a long time. No point locking them up for minor offenses

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>>127282976
I can see you got your mother's looks.

>>127280830
Agreed. Still cant sleep due to the heat. I even took a double dose of sleeping pills and twice the recomended alcohol intake.

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>>127283831
I know how you feel. Only been managing 3 or 4 hours sleep each night since like Monday

>>127281561
Same here. You dont wanna be around muslims these times.

Right, I think the storm's fucked off. Kudos to my dog, she didn't give a shit about it at its loudest.

>>127280186
Huge thunderstorm here, it's heading north-east (towards midlands), it's currently between Cardiff and Southampton right now. Never seen anything like it, many flashes in the sky.

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I would imagine muslims who have lived here for a while are also restless and cranky. Now imagine adding being hungry for a month to that grump combo…… It should be a blast.

>>127284300
I wish it would come north of the border. Too quiet skies, birds and heat just now..

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>>127283256
that big one looked like it was right above but the sound took ages to reach here

it must of been very loud where it hit

I JUST WANT THE SUN TO FUCKOFF. 5 FUCKING HOURS OF DARKNESS A DAY.

19 HOURS OF SHRIEKING CHILDREN AND NIGGER NORMIES BARBEQUING. WHY THE FUCK CANT PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR STAY INDOORS.

9AM THIS SHIT STARTS.

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>>127284381

>>127284381
Bbq's around mosques should be a thing this ramadan.

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Lads, I stayed up late watching horror movies, then no longer than 45 mins after putting my head down my self righteous overweight flat mate knocked on my door and said she had heart palpitations and needed a lift to a&e. I've been waiting with her for 2.5 hours now and it's absolutely agony. I can't listen to any more crap about super hero's or star wars. I swear to god, she is fine. She's just laughing and hanging out, showing me un funny things from Facebook.

She better have a fucking heart attack before we go home. Takes the piss.

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>>127283319

Can't believe this got me, fucking kekkles. Right lads this is bullshit I'm getting back up to do some housework, if I sleep now I'll just lose half my Saturday and wake up feeling like shit. It's time to SORT

>>127284300
>mfw the storm just missed my area
i heard it going past in the distance

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>>127284640
tfw i wanna storm like that to come to Scotland

Lads. Who should I have bothered to vote for by post? They all look fucking terrible.

Voted Leave by the way.

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they're using the logic of our own culture against us

>>127284805
UKIP or Tory. Dont vote for communists for the love of God.

>>127284876
Yey, vote Corbyn for more free student gibs.

>>127284876
MUH BENNIES

>>127284876
>Student loan AND benefits

Let me guess, he was given a grant for being a 'person of colour'. I wish I was joking, these grants exist and are given out frequently to these cunts.

>>127284882
It's probably going to get there if I posted it right now - usually about 6-10 days.

UKIP is probably the best option. Apart from signing up to free education if Comrade Corbyn wins, I don't have any other reason to vote for such cucks.

The Conservatives are just so fucking retarded right now.

>>127285130
Depends where you are. In Scotland can't even vote UKIP so will be voting Tory. Just can't handle that communist cuck Corbyn..

>>127285338
any vote away from the SNP is a good vote imo

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>>127285411
Thank you for showing us dumb goyim the errors of our ways, Mrs. Merchant!

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>>127285411
The ministry of Truths propaganda is going into overdrive

>>127285411
Top ten horror movie crossovers.

>>127279692
Dead niggers https://youtu.be/u-TjLV2d26k

>>127285411

AAAAAWWWWW

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18 degrees at night lads. Even copious amounts of alcohol can't make me sleep in this.

>>127284444
all problems are geographic, your's is no different

>>127285534
Love you nonce boy.

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Calm before the storm lads.

>>127285411
I saw this article days ago and I fucking KNEW she would be Jewish.

You literally can't make this shit up.

>>127285717
you're fucking kidding me right its 18 degrees right now here and i have to use a fucking blanket because its so cold.

>>127286079
see
>>127281108

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>>127285882

Got a load of exams next week and I'm bricking it lads. Can't even fucking sleep with this heat either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amR6-neQBPE

Siouxsie Sioux turns 60

>>127286596
You'll fail them and spend the next decade shitposting on brit/pol/ until your inevitable suicide.

>>127286596
>>127286675

I mean don't worry about it m8 you'll do fine.

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night lads

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

22 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.

>>127286926
Night faggot

>>127286926
G-good night senpai. Try to cool off.

>>127287053
and you wouldnt exist without britain fuck off burg

>>127287053
t. Somali refugee

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>not posting the link to the interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k

Perhaps it's because brit/pol/ is infested with labourcuck redditors right now, and the Neil fucked him. Hard.

He really does come off as standoffish, evasive, rude and unpleasant. He doesn't answer a single question straight, and gets obviously aggressive when he does. Wew lad.

>>127287148
The British have a tendency to fuck up massively then blame others for their blunders...something you imitated quite accurately in your post.

You must be an Anglo

>>127287053

>people are STILL biting in every thread

>>127287053
my cars american, my games console is japanese and I don't kill kids.

>>127287409
>not posting the link to the reddit thread

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495674563564.webm

Oi, m8s. Do yunga Brits have any ope? Vis wun in paticulah appears to av a solid undastandin, yes?

Also, cheerio & tally-o to Sir Mosley, yes.

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>bomber Rimmer

I'm the only bomber around here faggot

>>127287053
Nothing of note from the middle east, I see.

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>>127288110

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>when your party has the best manifesto by far but it doesn't matter because all your supporters left

>>127286306
Cock gobbler.

>>127284444
use curtains and a face-mask

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>>127285411
All I see is that Hitler missed one.

>>127284614
I use rubber gloves when I do the dishes now

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>Coalition of Chaos is coming

>>127288069
>caring about the reddit thread

fuck off back there, then

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>>127288110

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>>127288441

Feels hot already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU

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>>127288815
>when the "Conservative" Party dies

>>127288819
If you wont post the evidence then why should anyone believe its true? Fuck off back to tory HQ

>>127280091
>>127279955

Labour will get a high vote share but it won't help them because it is unevenly distributed this year. They are going to rack up huge leads in Londonistan and liberaltopia constituencies like Exeter and Oxford East, but they are being slaughtered by the Tories in the Midlands marginals where Ukip did well in 2015.

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>>127287409
This is Jack Monroe on Katie Hopkins

>>127288110
based british terrorists

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>not having air conditioning

Nigger it was 40 degrees Celsius in Phoenix this week. Why the fuck are you complaining about heat?

>>127289528
they only need it for like a week

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Start buying guns.

>>127289852
Altruism is a key behaviour of group animals, humans are group animals - Ayn Rand is against a key aspect of humanity.

Case closed nigger.

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>>127290154
you don't understand rand's position correctly

if Corbyn wins, is Brexit cancelled? is that even legal?

>>127290232
" The basic principle of altruism is that man has no right to exist for his own sake, that service to others is the only justification of his existence, and that self-sacrifice is his highest moral duty, virtue and value."

Sounds to me like Rand doesn't understand the definition of altruism.

i ain't a Objectivist no more

>>127290478
If that is really you Randposter, then well done, I genuinely admire that you were willing to change a strongly held position you had for so long.

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do you think a British politician could body slam a journalist and still win the election?

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>>127290356
Corbyn is a secret Brexiteer anyway. It will just mean we will become an independent communist state allied with Venezuela, instead of regaining our imperial splendour

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Can you guys just skip the whole Brexit thing and invade Germany again already? Kinda just want to get it over with tbqh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6hRDS3LvQQ

>>127290879
Do you actually think the bodyslamming really happened?

Tough to say so myself but am suspecting an actual video of the incident will come out within the next week just like the Michelle fields shit did

>>127291056
I don't think he body slammed him like Hogan did to Andre, he probably pushed him. Either way, that Buzzfeed cuck deserved it.
And there isn't going to be any video, just the audio.

>>127290879
>he doesn't know about john prescott
https://youtu.be/8UhME8dcOqc?t=30s

>>127289070

>6am
>sweating like a bastard from doing the dishes and lugging some bins around

gonna get brutal today lads

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>>127284552
FFS I'M STILL FUCKING HERE AND THEY SAID THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER FUCLING HEART. SHE NEVER EVEN HAD PALPITATIONS SHE WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT HER NEW JOB. CUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!

>>127289528
Uhh, literally because we don't have air conditioning.

>>127291185
that was in self-defense, though

>>127289528
>40 degrees
Was there at least a strong breeze? That weather sounds unimaginably awful. I can barely cope with 20

>>127291504
He wasn't egg-sactly being assaulted.

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>>127291355
Fucking cuck boy, did you hold her purse and tampons as well

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>>127291355
>>127284552
She's having a panic attack

You just need to fuck her calm lad

>>127291355

fucking gutted. least you got an ambulance ride to France though

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'ows it goin boyos?

>>127291355
>Irish Republic flag on first post

Did you cross the border to go to hospital then?
Gonna have to start charging you guys for the NHS

>>127284552
say "I'll give you some heart palpitations" and then fuck her

>>127291664
I lived in the Mojave desert in cali, 40 degrees is considered a cool day

>>127291680
That's a terrible yolk.

>>127291869
Whoops Frenchie.

Same point though

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>6am
>not asleep

>>127292042
But I woke up at 4am after 5 hours of sleep.

>>127292084
I woke up at 5pm yesterday, it's nice finally waking up when it's sunny

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>>127292042

whack this on and do some cleaning, make the most of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDGWr8kMBk8

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>>127292042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l20WlbyuEec

>>127292042
I'll go to sleep in an hour or so I guess.

>>127292042
You want me to send you an AC or something? Think I got an extra in the attic.

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>>127292231
Watch this, it's very comfy. Making me sleepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru0E7N0-kFE

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Even our public transport can't cope with the heat.

Tram in Nottingham derailed yesterday, rear wheels jumped the points due to heat expansion.

>>127292457
this game looks comfy

>>127292849

>a tram you say? where mate, I can't see it
>ooooohh there

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Ooh what a lovely picture of a Jew and a Muslim. Who else in tears right now?

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>>127292975

£680,000,000 and it doesn't even cope with hot weather.

Could have given everyone in Nottingham lifetime free ubers for that money

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Anyone else enjoying watching bitcoin crash? There was some bitcoin shill here the other day boasting about how much money he was making and trying to get other people to buy

>>127293270
Yes that's me and lmao, "crash"... I don't think so retard.

I wasn't shilling either, I was genuinely giving you anons a tip to buy ETH and BTC. If you would have bought when I said, you could have made thousands like me.

Check the archive. ETH was less than 80 when I suggested buying.

BTC is still over 1900, after reaching a record high.

You don't know shit pleb

>>127291716
She's literally the ugliest thing on earth, I'd rather cut off my dick than have to torture the poor fellow by putting him in. I genuinely thought she might be having a heart attack (she's obese and smells like cat piss) so felt bad. I wish I told her to get the bus.

>>127291717
>>127291869
Proxy lads. Mummy Theresa scares me.

>>127293507
I cant wait for it to crash back down to $200 and hear you crying about having to queue up at the foodbanks with the rest of the idiots

Unrelated but: How does one get over that lust of wanting to fuck a co-worker?

I just spent 2 hours trying to find a porno that slightly resembled what she looks like...

Is this normal? Or no?

>>127293576
Right, because you'd love company wouldn't you?

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>>127293507
I know nothing about cryptocurrencies, can you convert bitcoin into real money?

>>127293765
Yes.

>>127293737

I had a mate I used to fancy the fuck out of who looked just like Gianna Michaels, you're best off never finding it lad trust me

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>>127293794

>>127293765
The only people who want bitcoins are kids wanting to buy drugs, so you'd struggle moving a large amount of bitcoins without crashing the market even further

>>127293765
Yes, obviously.
>www.coinbase.com
>www.localbitcoins.com/country/GB
Can even meet in person and transfer it that way.

>>127293876
>struggle selling bitcoin
>volume of millions of dollars

thinking emoji

>>127293876
Bitcoin market cap: $34,162,302,126
>He thinks some dick trying to sell is gonna have any effect

Why do idiots who clearly have no understanding insist on speaking as if they do?

>>127293270

Buy the dip

>>127294037
Enjoy your poverty when it crashes back down to $200 and you cant sell

>>127293842
Yeah my co-worker is 8/10 but it would be too much hassle to try and fuck her so...

>>127294037
>>127294151
Hopefully it happens before the 8th of June though so you can vote Labour for your free gibs so you dont starve to death

>>127294210
>too much hassle

why

>>127294151
I've already cashed out of BTC. You have 0 understanding of what you're talking about and that is why you'll always be poor, wishing other people were poor like you.

>b-but it's g-gonna c-crash
Same thing they've been saying for years now. I thought back when it was 20 that 200 was the ceiling? Now it's past 2000 you fucking retards can't make your mind up.

The sweet irony, of course, is that BTC hasn't even reached it's bubble phase yet.

>>127294325
Well it's obviously complicated. I don't want to get fired, she's got a boyfriend (not that this alone would stop me) but it's just not something I want to get myself into

>>127294418
If its not even reached its bubble phase yet then why cash out? Just admit you're a dumbass who is going to go broke

>>127294585
Because I'm balls deep in ETH and probably balls deep in your sister if she sees me driving my sweet orange aventador purchased via ETH and BTC gains
Stay mad poorfag.

There has to be losers in life, not everyone can win... Accept your position in this and shut the fuck up whining

>>127294585
>Dumbass
Didn't realise we had a dumb yank wannabe in here. I bet you watch a lot of YouTubers and e-celebrities, dont ya?
Go back to playing minecraft faggot, men are talking

>>127294772
Oh you mean the same ETH thats lost almost 10% of its value in the last 24h? Good luck with that

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>>127294772
>BTC gains

>>127294964
I got in at 40, faggot.
Stop whining and accept your position in life

>>127295027
Enough to buy a house with

*a house in the north

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>>127295184

>>127295235
And you'll probably get back out at $20 then kill yourself because you've lost everything

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What does this mean for me? Apparently the 44% "Great Britain" means Anglo-Saxon on this website. Is this true?

Just how much Ibuprofen per day is really too much?

>>127295436
It's almost impossible to OD on ibuprofen anyway so it doesn't really matter

Is it worth trying to stay up all night to fix my sleep pattern lads?

>>127295508
Ah right, was thinking of taking some for running injury in my foot and shin splints.

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>>127295335
>Putting all your eggs in one basket
You retard

>>127295591
That's a fucking amazing image.

>>127295591
Dont worry mate. I believe in the welfare state. I'm happy for my taxes to help you out once you go broke

>>127295660
Sums up many posters on here

>>127295681
How can one man be so bitter? How poor are you? Be honest.

>>127284444

Just before 7am here and the neighbours' kids are out shrieking in the garden and dragging a tricycle around.

>>127295763
Dont worry mate. I have enough to help you out once you go broke

>>127284444
checked and sleep with ear plugs maybe?

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But never forget the thrill of transgression. Right-wing ideas are transgressive. And are therefore interesting, and sexy. Herbert Marcuse once wrote about the eroticism of the Right. Susan Sontag did as well. And the Right is more erotic than the Left, is more exciting than the Left. The Left is boring, the Left is extraordinarily grungy and erotically unexciting, you know, despite its prevalence and its penchant for decadence. There’s a degree to which it is not as radically outside the box.

And my view is that people will be attracted in the future not by reason. They will read up with their reason once they have decided to emotionally commit. The important thing is to get people emotionally. And it’s to appeal to the forces and wellsprings in their mind which are eternal, and which underpin rationality. The power of irrational belief as spiritual codification, of mystical belief, of belief in identity, of the need for communitarianism, and the need to belong, is immensely powerful. Far more powerful than the anything the Left can offer.

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>>127295765
unlucky

>>127295915
K pal

>>127295765
So move out of your parents house then

>>127295937
You're not the regular bowden poster

that was such a rough fucking sleep. Ive cracked. Im getting one of them dyson coolers

>>127296887
Aren't they basically just a fan without blades though and wont actually cool anything, just blow air? Might as well get an air conditioning unit for that price. You can pick one up for a couple hundred £

>>127297008
funnily enough I am an air con engineer. Im reluctant to buy a unit because theyre so fucking ugly.

I may just get a portable one where you stick a duct out your window

>>127296887
Dyson shit is ridiculously overpriced

>>127297151
Yeah I've been looking at the portable ones too. Having a new fan delivered from Argos today and if that doesn't help me get some proper sleep then I'm just going to shell out a couple hundred £ for one of the portable air conditioning units

>>127297281
Ive heard they do wonders but it is literally impossible they provide cooling without sticking something outside (or into another room)

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morning lads

>>127295937
I have only recently discovered that you need to engage them emotionally first. So many of them don't care about your reasoning, they just get emotionally triggered early on before they can open up to the ideas.

>>127297423
From the same people who buy the latest iPhone every year

>>127297461
it is so messed up that alot of people in this country immediately look to make muslims a victim. its like they think its intelligent to say so, rather than guilt.

>>127297595
probably more than likely.
Although for gimmick products, the nutribullet is great

Haha bitcoin has just gone under $2000 again. Was $2800 at its peak. It's lost $250 just while I've been watching

>>127297937
anyone on /biz/ offing themselves yet?

>>127298097
I can only hope

>>127297937
t. bitter no coiner
only plebs who bought at high prices stand to lose anything anyway

>>127298264
Mate I'm pretty sure I still have like 0.00001 BTC on a drug site somewhere

>>127279981

The east midlands are the last stronghold

>>127298373
STANDING

>>127297735
It's illogical to deny there isn't some sort of correlation. We don't have people who commit atrocities in the name of Christianity or jew. There's actual verses in the Qur'an that call for the death of none believers and many gullible Muslims take it word for word

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>>127281108

I got sunburnt in Bournemouth 2 years ago.. It was cloudy

So YouGov apparently think the Conservatives lead is down to 5%.
Do you think it's really that bad? Could Corbyn actually somehow win?
Nervous desu.

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>>127298823
Say hello to the supreme leader

>>127295937

just been listening to this, spent the morning fixing stuff up in my flat and lifting because I couldn't sleep. feels fashy man

>>127298823
>Could Corbyn actually somehow win?
no. more young people use internet and have idle hands. more young people like corbyn cos free stuff

>>127298823
The yougov Pol takes all votership from all constituencies into account and makes a prediction based on that. Fortunately we do not have PR in this country, but we do have FPTP which means cross-country predictions are effectively uselss.

>>127298823
So I wouldn't worry too much. Labour have gone for the popular vote which hardly benefits them in any form. Lord Ashcroft recently stated that based upon his constituency-honed model, conservatives are to win a majority of around 140 seats, so land slides still gonna happen

Thanks to whichever anon recommended I take a cold shower. Just did so and it was very worthwhile.

>>127299255
>but we do have FPTP which means cross-country predictions are effectively uselss

basically the same flaw of the polls during the U.S. presidential elections. They generally got the national vote right (Hillary winning the popular vote), but were horribly wrong in a lot of states that Trump ended up flipping. Don't be surprised if Labour gets a high national vote % but ends up with only 180 seats anyway.

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>>127282499
vote for the BEADY partry

>>127300071
how beady are you on a scale of 1-harris?

post new thred

>>127299609
Kek.
Glad he's gone.

>>127298626
>But that's not REAL Islam

NEW

>>127302185

>>127297937

>You could have bought at $150 post crash and waited a few years to make mad profit.

Meh.

>>127299609
Pottery

>>127297461
Hes factually correct but nevermind, lets get emotionally triggered anyway.