Jews are eusocial life-forms with a caste system ruled over by

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Jews are eusocial life-forms with a caste system ruled over by a rabbi. Their life cycle comprises several distinct stages: they begin their lives as an egg, which hatches a parasitoid larval form known as an investment banker, which then attaches itself to a living host by, as its name suggests, latching onto its investments.

The investment banker then "impregnates" the host with an embryo, known as a "goy burster", which, after a period of gestation, erupts violently from the host's chest, resulting in the death of the host's credit score.

The goy burster then matures to an adult phase, shedding its skin and replacing its cells with polarized foreskin. Due to horizontal gene transfer during the gestation period, the Jew also takes on some of the basic physical attributes of the host from which it was born, allowing the individual Jew to adapt to the host's environment.