>Be American >Get shot (also 53%) >Be Leaf >Get arrested

Poland

>>127219264
Bulgaria
Poland
Hungary

pick one

>>127219264
Every first world country is "cucked" to you so I recommend you move into a coffin

>Be portuguese
>Work while gypsies waste welfare money on restaurants

>>127220490
Incredibly overrated. One of the slowest growing economies in Europe.

>>127220637
Nice try Bulgaria, but you're still full of gypsies and degenerates.
Hungary has a life expectancy well below average and most of their strong businesses leave for Northern Europe

>>127221249
I just heard that poland was really conservative and the food is good

>>127220762
That's not true, I even said in my original post that I'm thinking of moving to the channel islands. Small, quiet populations with zero taxation and great quality of life. Guernsey is also openly islamophobic which is a plus in my book.

>>127219264
Iceland, Denmark, Latvia, Switzerland

>>127221520
>I just heard that poland was really conservative and the food is good
yeah, their food is so good, that we in Russia banned their meat a few times in a last decade.

>>127221903
can't argue with russians desu

>>127221677
Switzerland is a good answer actually, thanks for making me feel marginally better.
As for your other three suggestions, Iceland is leftist central, Denmark has Muslim no-go zones and Latvia is poor af.

>>127219264
There's communities worth living in for each country you're spouting memes about except maybe Canada.

>>127221249

Didn't Poland have the fastest growing GDP in Europe last year?

>>127222396
no, Monaco did
Poland was 20th (21st if you count turkey, which I don't)

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Sweden has reached nadir, the only way is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PszOkkEWa3o

The afghans we've gotten the past years looked fresh and cocky when they arrived; now they're worn down heroinists, all of them. Desperately seeking pennies to afford mitigation to the cold, dark Sweden.

A man worked abroad for ten years, when he returned to Sweden he noticed that all natives had become grumpy, frustrated and pushy. A recent study showed that general unity and sense of belonging among people was record high, but racial segregation was rapidly increasing. Three dozen hospital staff (physicians and nurses) wrote a letter to the editor of one of the big newspapers and outright held irresponsible immigration responsible for europe's worst healthcare.