"Alright anon, your execution date is tomorrow. Would you prefer to be hanged, lethally injected, shot in the back of the head, or shot by a firing squad?"
Which do you pick?
>>127203779
I want to be tortured to death by a loli.
>>127203779
Lethal injection but with a drug of my choice. It would be just like falling asleep and never waking up, bretty goood. Dont know why you would pick any other
>>127203779
>teleports behind you
Nothing personal, kid.
>>127203779
Firing squad so I can look the fucks in the eye.
i've died and been brought back from a heroin OD. i can safely say there is no finer way to go lads.
Firing squad because I'm already hung
*grabs dick*
>>127204967
This. Let me get shit hammered one more time and then they can just smother me when i pass out.
>>127203779
i would like to have my last meal first, thanks
>>127203779
Can I just fight in the gladiator arena instead?
The prison system could make so much money on pay per view.
>>127203779
Death by Snu Snu.
>>127203779
Firing squad, for many reasons but none I care to explain.
thanks for the meal, was great
Now about the way i want to die....
i would like death by firing squad please, i don't want my eyes to be covered, and i want to give the soldiers the order to shoot.
>>127203779
1. Can I choose where I'm lethally injected?
2. Can I choose what substance I'm lethally injected with?
3. Can I choose the instrument of lethal injection?
>>127204937
FPBP
>>127205219
>heroin OD
yeah pretty peaceful way to go, ODers tend to die funny tho
>>127203779
>Being enough of a cuck to get caught for whatever you did
>Being enough of a cuck that you accept your fate
Firing squad seems most fun because you can yell stupid shit at the guys about to shoot you and in 60 years at least one of them will remember that weird rambling autist they shot
>>127203779
Firing squad I too would like to see my end coming in a hailstorm of bullets, because I made myself such a name they needed 100 men with machine guns to take me down.
>>127205494
Why does literally every autist have this same idea without sharing it with anyone
>>127205817
least she has solid poop
daily remainder that if your country had death penalty, then your country would be 3 world shithole
>>127206636
>he doesn't live in a country were executions are Battle Royal
>>127204967
The drugs used in lethal injection are for the liberals who want to feel better about what was used to kill someone
>>127203779
> no torture
Shit
Can I get Alzheimers suffering firing squad?
>>127206636
I agree Japan is a third world shithole
>>127206788
>Battle Royal
so only the most voilent and physically strong individuals survive?
>>127203779
I prefer hanging. If you have guillotine, I'll choose it.
>>127207164
n-no they would have the right to survive until the next one.
Appeal until ruling is overturned. If not , then no preference. Just get it over with.
>>127203779
Firing squad.
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