Reminder to offer to buy lunch during daylight hours during Ramadan.

>>127138673

*to any practicing muslims.

>>127138673
>Reminder to offer to buy lunch during daylight hours during Ramadan
jokes on you, im shia so i revel in the extra suffering you inflict on me

>>127138801
I'm not familiar with muslim types
Are you the explodey type or the kind getting beheaded for not being muslim enough?

>>127138801

applies to the real muslims, sunnis.

>>127138995
we explode from time to time, although its the majority sect (sunni) that really excels in that. i understand ISIS types like to behead when they get the chance

>>127139437
now my ramadan in ruined

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>>127138801
>Shia
Literally the islamic version of emo's.

>Don't tease them about not eating
We had a pair of muslims twins at school and when they were on ramadan we would all take the piss out of them, and food and then say "Oh wait you can't because you're a muzzie"
And we used to throw these bacon flavoured chips at them, shit was cash.

>>127139900

I remember some edgy fuck did this on his back but he slashed to hard and cut him self straight down into his lungs

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>>127138745
>*to any practicing muslims.
Troof. I knew a couple of them that ate more bacon than I did. But it was our little secret.

>>127138673
Christian etiquette for non-Christians.
1.) Stop taking the Lord's name in vain.
-God Damn
-God Damnit
-Jesus Christ (used in disgust or surprise)
-Oh my God

2.) Do not plan Winter "holiday" parties unless they are Christmas parties that celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.

3.) Do not swear, at all, around Christians.

4.) Do not listen to music through external speakers which sole purpose is not to glorify God. This includes contemporary and Christian rock and roll.

5.) Understand that if a Christian testifies to you, it's because they love you, and want to protect you from an eternity in hell.

>>127138673
Understand if they need to go home early to stuff their face in private since they didnt eat all day. Muslims are retarded.