>get off work today
>stop by gas station for a drink and some gas
>leave the car running while I go inside cos south florida
>while I'm out looking around the fridge, I hear tires peel out in the parking lot
>come out, my cars gone
>call police, report stolen
Fast forward 25 or so min
>cop calls me and says my car was found
>apparently the thief was a 19 yo black dude that the cops noticed because he was sitting in a parking lot hotboxing my car
>mfw he is looking at grand theft auto along with felony possession (over 30 grams) and another charge for intent distribute
>mfw he was on probation
>mfw the weed was mine all along
>>127131890
Stop OP, I can only get so erect!
>>127131890
karmic
Good job, you unintentionally set up curious George and put him back in the zoo.
I wonder what the African American's mother is going to say about his son's character.
>>127131890
I recognize this pasta
>>127131890
This is pasta. 100% seen this posted before
>>127132616
well you gots ta put yourself in his shoos cuz how a black baby gon get his cars or his weed?
>>127131890
EPIC
>>127132668
>>127132718
I post it every time it happens to me.
Fuckin BASED
>>127133114
Kek
>>127132539
Kek
>>127132616
"Da white manz has to payz da cars and da weedz to da black manz for all da yeerz of slavory"