Brit/pol/ - FUCK MOTHS edition

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>he thinks the Tories will get less than 385 seats

1st for thread splitting

>brits in charge of thread creation

fix your immigration

>>127115656
fucked it

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islam is a religion of peace

death to tripfags

>>127115656

CALL THE MODS

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Bumping this one because fuck karenposting

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Stop watching porn.

>>127115694
i bet her feet smell nice

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>>127115751

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>the absolute state of Theresa May and the entirety of British politics post-Brexit

Just kidnap Nigel and put a gun to his head to run for fucks sake

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>>127115680
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

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Reminder all (((civic))) nationalism and non-blood nationalism is (((Jewish))) and something which nobody truly feels aligned with. Reminder ethnic nationalism is the only honest stance for honest men. Reminder to Vote Yes in Scotland's Referendum and to make all immigrants' lives uncomfortable by whichever means you can. Our country, not theirs.

>>127116012
British politics doesn't work that way. The party need a majority for its leader to become PM

>English frog balding

Hahahaha inferior Anglo frogs

Can we stop making 3 threads every time one ends?

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>>127116034

>>127116113
frogposters belong in hell

This week shockingly non memey
Always interesting when there's an actual expert on

>>127116150

In my defence, I only made this one because some incompetent retard failed to include Brit/pol/ in the title

>Douglas Murray was not on QT

WHY NOT!?!?!

>>127116415
heavily drinking
want to forget

>>127116150
Only if someone can stop Crumpet fucking it up every time.

>>127116150
We need a designated person to do it

>>127116464
w-why?...

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他媽的你白人,我來為你的女人我吃你的狗。中國人統治世界。吸收我的小陰莖白色,而你的妻子和女兒被真主炸毀。

Lads how do we address the hate speech in brit/pol/ ?
It's making me seriously uncomfortable posting here to see people seriously suggesting things like genocide, eugenics and fascism.

>>127116415
Fuck off to the other thread.

>>127116686

Someone can say they are doing it during the day and you can guarantee a tripfag half of brit/pol/ hide will come along and make a thread with a completely unrelated OP picture full of [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

sent my postal vote of today lads.

>>127115522
>05/25/17(Thu)23:57:03
>05/26/17(Fri)00:00:47
>>127115028

>>127116796

We need to ensure that Brit/pol/ community leaders are actively taking a stand against extremism

>>127115522
>Walking round my house with laptop to go to kitchen
>Moth flies into face
>Almost drop laptop, trip and die
>Place laptop gently on sofa while I get a drink
>Walk into kitchen, step directly on slug
>Slug explodes onto my naked foot

I nearly fucking vomited.

I live on the second floor of an apartment building, what the fuck. How. Some fucking banana yellow fucking slug as well. Reading up, these things are what's feeding the massive spiders that live in my apartment. What's attracting them? I have a fucking roomba? Do I need to be vacuuming as well to stop any crumbs?

>>127116796
Genocide yourself

>>127116894
That's not Brit/pol/.

>>127116796
We need to encourage everyone to focus on the real enemies of Britain
The french

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>>127114577

I'm not a virgin and I don't bat an eyelid at getting period blood all over my cock so why would I give a shit about those things

Reminder that you're useless dick fuck wankers and we'll both ourselves in a gay suicide pact that borderlines to homosexuality

>>127116894

This thread is "Brit/pol/", that thread is "British politics"

You are completely welcome to post in the BTEC Brit/pol/

>>127116796
report it to that pd who does raids to collect bike tubes

>>127116366
Voices like his won't be allowed in prime time for another couple of weeks.

They are TERRIFIED of a public backlash to all this.

>>127116980
fucking weaponized autists. you had one job

>make a single post about Scotland
>Several raging englels post in absolute rage

Laughing ma heid aff

>this fucking advert on TV with the girl singing "AWOOOO!" for JD Williams or whatever it's called

>>127116954
>Slugs in your house

You have a serious damp problem.

>>127117123
>Weaponized

Get out, septic.

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What pornsite do you use lads?

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Just finished BBCs King Charles III

Had to skip the parts with Harry and his nigress. Came buckets when Charles storms into Parliament. I wonder if the Prime Minister was intended to come of as such an entitled cunt?

>>127117298

/nofap/ here

>>127117298
Porn is degenerate.

>>127117193
Damp? Fuck... Man I'm moving. The minute I have more than a fixed contract job I'm buying a comfy terrace and sealing that place the fuck up.

Any thoughts about this week lads?

>>127117298

Gelbooru, Sad Panda, Pixiv, Iwara

>>127117371
>King Charles III

I thought he was going to call himself King George.

>>127117518
Any specific events or are you just asking how our weeks have been?

>>127116954
put salt around your window frames and doors. I have to do it every year to stop them coming under the gap under the kitchen door from the garden in spring.

Its where the myth about ghosts and salt comes from, people thought snail trails were left by ghosts.

#mothswelcome
#notallmoths

>>127115522
Honestly though, that's such a comfy thread pic. I wish that were more of a reality. My last holiday to torquay was like that. Was drinking in a pub with some locals, some scots, a welsh guy. Comfy.

>>127117298
4chan

>>127117631
The television programme that's on right now

>>127117622
Not a clue, seemingly the BBC thought Charles III would be better for those tuning in.

>>127117518
Haven't seen anything other than the Manchester bombing on the news so I have no clue what is happening otherwise. Attack angered me and now I just wish for civil war.

>>127117730
I hope all moths die in a fire

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>chatterati

>>127117782
Ah. No idea then lad, I don't buy into the leftist tv tax.

>>127117657
At this point, I'll be salting my whole downstairs, but worth doing to not have to step on another slug ever in my fucking life

>>127117730
I have a pretty bad phobia of moths. Luckily though one of my cats hunts down any that come in

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>>127117838
Even this adorable little fella?

>>127117884
>Not watching without paying

>>127118005
Even him.

>>127117518
sajjan gohel said "they're a death cult"
>best this week

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>>127118005

>>127117959
Thursday night? Thats Irelands lashnight eve isnt it? They all go out tonight to celebrate that they're going out tomorrow to get drunk

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>Polls coming out tomorrow put Cons and Lab on equal footing

I'm actually really worried about Conservatives getting a majority, it seems they won't manage it going by the polls.

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What's his name again?

Has anyone seen millitary in the streets? Have photos?

>>127118162
Really? Where did you hear that?

>>127117959
>>127117749
>>127117387
>>127116415
shut the fuck up

I heard the Manchester police photos were leaked. Anyone have them?

>>127118069
Don't care enough to bother.

Nice ID.

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What happened on QT then, lads?

>>127118162
>no source

>>127115522
Have a few moths in my room, fucking annoying

>>127118005
I do like a Fruit Salad.

>tfw I got radicalized by Didsbury moths

my eight week old baby just asked me what a remote-detonated explosively formed projectile launcher is, literally shaking kafi-I mean lads

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>>127118229
That's fair enough. ID? Is it? Thanks.

>>127118282
>its Thursday
FUCK FUCK FUCK

I forgot about QT. Is TW on?

>>127118282
>What happened on QT then, lads?
"NOT ALL MUSLIMS"
Nothing about the kids

>>127118201
Joy lane

>>127118350
It's Friday, actually.

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>>127118357
> This guy

>>127118350
Watch QT back if you want to depress yourself. TW is on now, yes.

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>The state should support the wealthy

>>127118481
>it's past midnight
Well fuck, I'm losing the plot. Why does time run so quickly?

>>127118350
Yes

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>won £1100 from bets on Brexit and Trump
>about to win another £800 from Comrade Corbyn's victory

Feels good lads.

Might spend it on a one way plane ticket abroad tbqh.

>>127118533
I tried to get on QT a couple of times. How does one even manage to get yourself in a prominent position so often.

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>why should the rich get the benefits of the welfare state?

isn't the whole point to take care of EVERYBODY?

>>127118571
Because you're not learning anything new.

Try and learn something that hurts your brain to get through and watch the time slow down.

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Who's he guy with the white hair lads... At Nato

>>127118681
>does one even manage to get yourself in a prominent position so often.
be muslim

who the fuck is this bint?

When did UKIP turn into Labour lite?

>>127118357
What do you mean? They had 15 minutes devoted to how that muslims kids would be called terrorists at school?

Oh you mean the slaughtered kids.

Not a fucking mention...

>>127118778

UKIP have always had a lot of socialist policies

>>127118685
The original intention of the NHS was to provide a safety net for the working class and give support for the middle class when costs became overwhelming
it was never meant to cover everyone, the idea was that collectively the people of the country would take care of the most vulnerable

>>127118778
When people accused them of being nazis. They became absolutely CIVIC.

Reminder that the Shy Tory factor still exists Corbyn or no, it's still far more socially acceptable to say you support Labour than the Tories so polls are shite.

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What the FUCK is going on with those polls

>>127118669
>live on your remaining £100

Sounds ideal m8, dont come back

>>127117849
The state has turned kids against their own families. One of the most horrifying aspects of 1984 is a fucking reality now. I'm done, fuck this country.

>>127115522
Will gen Z save britcuckistan, or will mudslimes win?

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>>127118669

>call early election expecting landslide
>start to lose in polls
>false flag
>lose even harder

>>127118930
Ignore them, they're never important.

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>>127118930
S U R G E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YhKYHzxwuo

Based Douglas Murray with James Delingpole

I'm loving Douglas Murray recently, he's a lot more redpilled than 'muh drugs' Hitchens

>Sharia "Orwell is my inspiration" May is at it again

>terrorist attack happens
>blame social media

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/25/theresa-may-calls-on-tech-giants-to-lead-fight-against-online-extremism

>>127119170
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/pkumG <- theguardian.com article

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>>127118961
Looks like this guy is a fan of tough love.

>>127118778
Who are you talking about

Did you lads know that a young teen called Liam Curry died in the Manchester bombing. Curry for Fucks sake. It would be tragic if it wasn't hilariously funny. Cunt deserved it for being a Curry-Wog.

>That cheeky wee smirk when Neil signed her off
Susan enjoys a bit of grilling doesn't she?

>>127117752
>anglo supposedly within earshot of scots in a public house
>is still alive
confirmed bullshit story m8. off yi fuck.

>>127118993

GenZ are going to be even more cucked than millennials.

>>127119149
Cheers for this. Douglas' new book is good, and he was great on LBC the other day too.

>>127119199
BBC 1

>>127118993
see >>127118961

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How's it going in Britain?

What's the name of that infamous guy speaking out against islam and getting bashed in at every corner for his opinion?

Also, which cock do I have to suck to go to University in the UK? I have certain plans for the future that involve a bachelors degree from an english speaking country.

>>127119289
At least this is the case in Britain. Perhaps that Le Pen youth vote will save Europe?

>>127118930
>polls
>99% chance trump will lose
>brexit
memory loss you have

Missed QT again, how was it?

TOO FUCKING HOT

Any /pol/ going to festivals this year?

I'm going to Download and Bloodstock.

Bloodstock is usually a great white bastion. Literally a haven. Heavy Metal, Medieval combat display, real ale. Good stuff all round

>>127119292
>Douglas' new book is good
Yeah I'm going to pick it up when it's out over here

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>>127119170
What would happen if she tried to block 4chan and GCHQ told her about mummyposting?

>>127119361
Tommy Robinson

who the fuck is this woman?

>>127119361
Tommy Robinson?

University of Kent has a massive hard on for foreign students and have a big erasmus programme.

Brexit may change this.

>>127119289
My nephew's seem to really like Gavin Mcinnes and Alex Jones memes and anti-sjw stuff, maybe there's still hope

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>>127118949
>remaining £100
what did he mean by this

>>127119361

Tommy Robinson.

>>127119395
So what you're saying is that the Greens are going to romp to a 400 seat majority?

>>127119568
Satirist

>>127119273

happened yesterday:

>sitting in beer garden with m8s
>ancient homeless looking drunk scottish bloke comes and leans right over in my face
>"d'ye... d'ye wear the plaid?"
>talking about check shirt tied round my waist
>nah m8 it's not tartan it's just a generic shirt
>"........ah'm catholic ye know"

thought I was about to get a pint glass in the eye but he ended up just rambling about canals

IDEA:

>Give Scotland their independence. Say it's theirs if they want it, let the SNP decide whether to take that offer or give the opportunity to the people
>They can have their independence based on them taking every single Muslim from Britain, sell it to them on a socialist and 'they're all engineers and doctors' angle
>Scotland is now 25% Muslim
>Rebuild Hadrian's wall with the bricks Trump isn't going to use on the Mexican border
>Watch as Scotland turns into an Islamic caliphate
>Watch as their children are killed and raped, their countryside is turned into desert and their businesses are run into the ground
>Use this to redpill England, Wales and Norn against Islam
>Wait for Scotland to beg us to take them back
>Say we will if they deport, intern or kill every single Muslim (we'll help)
>Islam is gone, the Union is stronger, the world sees the truth of Islam

>>127119594
buy us a freddo

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>>127119361
Why would you want to study here lad? You've got free Uni there in Germany, here it's nothing but fees

Either way there's lots of cute bois here

t.gaylord

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>>127119504
>Bloodstock
Looks like a greasefest.
Festivals are pretty shit now m8. It's all lefties and bellends. Everyone interesting is elsewhere.

Could be alright though I suppose

>>127119594
Can you spot us a tenner?

>>127118669
>tfw you split £10 between the Tories getting 300-329 seats and a hung parliament for a return of £180

Unless Labour absolutely storm home with 42%+ on polling day, leading the Tories, it's basically a shoe in now.

Man I fucking love this week

Who /lyingonthebednaked/ here?
Too fucking hot

>>127119594
Lend us a tenner mate, I'm fucking skint (unironically)

>>127119683
which the choices given this time either the monster raving looney party will win

or labour or cons will win, and it will be a really low turnout cause no one wants either.

>>127119738
Norn Iron is already redpilled on Islam
We have barely any muslims

>>127119273
M8 you gotta enjoy the scottish accent. I had a scottish friend who talked about 'wee wifeys' and I always thought he was talking about his mum. I thought his wife had like a million jobs, because he was always talking about the 'wee wifey in the chemist' and 'the wee wifey up the cinema'. Didn't realise till about three years in that it was just a catchall term for a woman of a certain age and stature

Kek this impressionist is pretty good

>>127119504

going Stonehenge in Holland, Morbid Angel headlining. Mostly looking forward to Macabre

>>127119594

gizzus two quid fo da bus m8 me nans dyin in ospital

>>127119787
>p-pls get rid of this bad thing mods
fucking reddit

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>>127119916
>Barely any
>Still having some

>>127119920
She's on Dead Ringers often, she is good. Her Diane Abbott is fantastic.

>>127119840
Actually the temp's not so bad here tonight, it's just slightly above too warm for my liking, but not so much that I feel like I need to rip my skin off.

That said, I am only wearing shorts and no duvet.

>>127119787
Can vouch for bloodstock like I say. Ghost are headlining, and thats good solid pseudo satanist metal. Appeals a lot to the older crowd, very like Black Sabbath or something. Very chill environment. I mean its a metal festival, so if that crowd totally sickens you, you're gonna hate it, but I thought it was nice.

Download is going to be a bad but I'm going for the bands and to hang with mates.

OP's Mum on Channel 4

Diane Abbot got memed on there
>>127120133
Unfortunately, we don't get to set our own immigration policy, if we were there would be a few dozen at most
>>127120181
I'm fucking melting, got up to take a piss and there are sweat stains on the bed

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>>127116954
>Moved into a house infested with silverfish
>Keep them in a bowl and feed them cum

>>127119787
Yeah man, if only we could go back to those right wing music festivals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsArto3UVT0&t=1m10s

>normies think the circle on the left is reality

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>>127120275
>A few dozen at most
>Still having Muslims

>>127119761
WHY THE FUCK is it so feminine in universities now
Loads of birds
Loads of faggots
Not very many manly men
I guess I'm gonna be the lone alpha when September comes

>>127116017
Whoever posts these anti-yank retorts is an absolute national treasure. Happens every thread.

>>127120329
1 minute in, timestamps don't work embedded

>>127120316
actor?

>>127120367
>>127120391
lol, rest in peace sweet prince

literally

>>127120232

metal crowds are best crowds. never met any other bunch of people who can be packed by the thousand into a dark sweatbox, piss drunk and hyped up, and still be totally polite and comradely.

>>127120275
Yeah, it'll definitely get worse as summer hits. Last year was brutal, I fucking hated it.

For all the shit we get about our weather, it's not been that way for the last few years at all. Over the last 3 months there's been like 4 days of rain total - in fucking Spring.

>>127120391
There needs to be at least six to run the 24 shops in Derry, they've been here for years and drink, they can stay

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>>127120316
oh shid

>>127120470
because white bois are weak and pathetic

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>>127120470
Why are you complaining lad? Just dick them all

Arctangent is the best festival in this fair country.

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>>127119361
Mine. I am the Minister of Universities in HM Government. I can answer any questions you might have after you wipe your mouth.

The more I look into Manchester the more it smells of kikery. Why were the fire brigade (trained paramedics) kept from entering the arena for 90 minutes after the explosion by their bosses? WTF?

>>127120696
thought you were gonna say best function

Anyone got anything to cheer us up after that shite QT?

>>127120599

Nice doggo meme

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>Have some good talk in the QT/TW threads
>Want to continue
>Come here
>FAGGOT animeposting cunts ruining the threads as usual

Nah. See you next week.

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>>127120316
state of the mainstream media

>>127120670
is this a female or a female (male)?

>>127120670
Most are lesbians or Muslim, wish I was joking.

>>127120544
RADICAL
GLOBAL
WARMING

>>127120596
Swap them for some Sikhs or Hindus

>>127120528
Exactly. Crowd at last year's had an absolutely crazy pit for Venom. Girl fell over, and they crowd surfed her out.

>>127119594
Give me £1k or I'm reporting you to GCHQ (spoiler: I am GCHQ)

>>127120796
This is modern day England.

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Holy fuck did anyone just see that drowning advert?

Christ

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MY FUCKING SIDES

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40047816

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>>127120792

>>127120800
It's a girl (fox)

>>127120792
QT is over so we result to anime and shitposting

>>127120696

what's a math/experimental-rock festival like? I imagine thousands of lads with short hair and grey t shirts standing with their arms crossed in silence watchnig the bands on experimental study drugs

>>127120232
It doesn't even really matter who is playing to be honest. If it's a good atmosphere it doesn't matter, in my opinion.
I've found all festivals are getting drastically worse though.
All of the proper popular ones are just utter wank full of wankers.
Like I said, it could be alright... so have a good one.

I play guitar and other instruments but I honestly can't stand people who assimilate into a "culture" and begin to dress and act a certain way because of it, especially something like Metal where they derive a certain value from "rebelling" or being "different", yet they're all the same, dress the same, speak the same, etc?
It goes against the very spirit of music and I can't deal with being around the average bellend like that.

It's a highly nuanced feel though m8, not many will share it

>>127120994
Been on a few times now.

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>>127121038
>it's a girl

what a shame

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>>127121009

>>127120670
I'm gonna have 0 frens
I'm from a working class white right wing (at least socially) area
These places feel so alien to me there's literally no one that I can relate to

>>127119594
I swear to god you post in these threads at least once flashing your 'wad', but yeah save that, that'll knock a few years off your house buying fund.

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What do you lads think of this?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/manchester-bomber-salman-abedi-andy-burnham-muslims-jo-cox-killer-white-people-greater-mayor-arena-a7752466.html?

>>127120314
>He thinks festivals have always been posh middle class wankers playing dress up as working class hippies
Nah m8. Festivals now are a fucking snooze fest full of cunts... just the way it is. No atmosphere, just expensive dog meat hotdogs and wankers wearing posh wellies.

Count me out

>>127121217
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/LtzJp <- independent.co.uk article

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Given how Hofer, Le Pen, Wilders and other europoors disappointed /pol/ with the polls going as predicted, while Brexit and Trump were the surprises...

It seems poll-flipping is an exclusively anglospheric phenomenon

Meaning this man will be our PM

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CON 43%(-1), LAB 38%(+3), LDEM 10%(+1), UKIP 4%(+1)

polling conducted AFTER the bombing

Say it with me:

Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn

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>>127119761
>Why would you want to study here lad? You've got free Uni there in Germany, here it's nothing but fees
>I have certain plans for the future that involve a bachelors degree from an english speaking country

I failed to graduate with good grades from school and no university in Germany wants to take me.

I have the smarts, I just skipped so many classes my teachs had to give me bad grades.

My only chance now is trying to find a foreign university and maybe a edited copy of my graduation diploma.

>>127121217
I think Andy Burnham needs to be strung up by his balls from a lamp post.

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>>127121009
HAHAHAHHA

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MODERN BRITAIN!

>>127121332
ALL HAIL THE SUPREME LEADER

>>127121349

Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn

>>127121217
Ah yes, the old 'Islam is a race now' argument, only ever resorted to by butthurt pseudo-intellectuals and people who clearly have no fucking clue what they're on about.

>Labour gaining on Tories all of a sudden

I guess May announcing she wants to slaughter Foxes wasn't such a good idea after all.

We're a nation of animal lovers.

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>>127121394
THE NEW BRITS

>>127121247
based bot

>>127121187
I went through that shit too. I found some decent mates though through rugby (they're a bit cuntish but a good laugh) and through a few other clubs like gliding, motorbikes and 'travel'. Travel was basically just RyanAir flights to cheap places in Europe to look at stuff and get drunk.

Made some good mates from the gym too, went to one in town instead of the uni one.

Make the most of it.

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>>127120786
>tfw nearly in tears listening to I vow to thee

Just kill me already

>>127121217
>white people hate politicians
>muslims hate little kids
fair

>>127121217
He unironically needs to khs

>>127121242
Festivals became (((festivals)))

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>>127118763
It hurts, but it's truth

>>127121055

I want to know where all these metal fans who somehow 'act' like something are hiding. Always see people bitching about it online but all I've ever seen is people who share the unique traits of 'drinking beer' and 'watching bands'. If there are some lads somewhere who actually go around acting like Beavis and Butthead I'd love to see it

>>127121187
Just join societies that interest you

>>127121356
Can you not retake any exams or courses?

I fucked up here myself but scraped into uni with shit grades, but you might be able to look into loans here. I'm not totally sure how our system works with EU students but I have a croat friend studying here so it must be possible.

>>127121443
>Ah yes, the old 'Islam is a race now' argument, only ever resorted to by butthurt pseudo-intellectuals and people who clearly have no fucking clue what they're on about.

They know exactly what they're doing. It means they can go around calling people racists for criticising Islam and pretend it's not a life choice.

>>127121217
Is every big city labour mayor a complete cuckhold?

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>>127118669
I cannot wait!

>>127121332

Brexit and Trump come from underestimating the right, meaning May will have a majority of 120 minimum.

>>127121187
Join the OTC, the most right wing organization you can be a part of in university

>>127121461
Maybe fox hunt legalisation is a stepping stone to wide spread gun ownership though

>>127121502
Noice
I lift and play rugby
So that's good to hear

>>127121915
I wish. This country is cucked with guns.

>>127121901
>the OTC
quick rundown?

>>127121933
What Uni you going to.

>>127121901
What's OTC?

>>127121040
It's the best one I've played and been to by far and I've been to them all over the place. The organisation, food, atmosphere and planning is just far superior. Crowds are great, everyone is having a good time and not being pricks.

>>127121055
>That goth/metal girl archetype who knows nothing but acts really smug and self-assured like she's some kind of sage

I can't tell you how many times I've seen this kind of cunt and it only occurs within that scene

I don't for the life of me believe these polls. No-one likes the Tories, May is a damp rag and they've pissed off the old folk but people won't vote for that moron, they just won't.

>>127122007
Hopefully Cardiff it was the best by far out of what I looked at

I just remembered Theresa May banned Robert Spencer when she was home secretary. We're so fucked...

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2013/06/britain-capitulates-to-jihad

The more I look into Manchester the more it smells of kikery. Why were the fire brigade (trained paramedics) kept from entering the arena for 90 minutes after the explosion by their bosses? WTF

>>127121217

>What do you lads think of this?

The difficulty he and the left generally face re: Islam is the dogma of political correctness, and their perception that an 'opressed' minority cannot be the perpetrators of oppression. Therefore, instead of the intellectually honest analysis that aspects of Islam are incompatible with the West, it becomes reduced to there being a problem with individual Muslims who become 'radicalised'.

Sadly, it becomes an ideological step too far for them to contemplate.

>>127122054
>>127121982
army LARPing

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>>127121835
P A R T &
A
R
C
E
L

Why is it that every time these attacks happen
Literally no one in the media points out that their religion is actual fiction? People die for no reason and nobody mentions it??

>>127121882
>Brexit
>Right wing

The world is not our /pol/ bubble, old labour types are against the EU because it effects the working class the most wage wise. Labour were also opposed to it in the 70's which is why old Enoch told people to vote labour and caught so much flak (they wanted a vote and the tories didn't).

Corbachev himself has been rallying against the "corporate EU" for years, so yea the voterbase is not as right wing as trump.

>>127121982
Full of nutcases. Really, just join the Army Reserve. OTC is for people with severe social problems.

>>127121187
Join a sports team mate. Even if you're shit fat cunt.

>If you're Super athletic
Join the rugby union team

>If you're super athletic and go to a northern uni
Join the rugby league team

>If you're a fat cunt, and don't mind black people
Join the american football team, most of them will be weebs as well

>If you're a fat cunt and don't mind asians
Join the cricket club, most of them will be autist alcholics

>If you're a fat cunt and only want to hang out with whites
Join the lacross or hockey club, literally entirely autists.

>If none of the clubs want you
Become a social member/mascot or join the cocktail society. You'll be a joke, but people will still like you.

>If you don't want to drink
Why are you at university?

I promise you these people will force you to connect in a positive way. Some if it will be hazing and bullshit, but stick it out, you'll get positive connections, and maybe some genuine friends. Maybe even some comfy brothers who'll share your political views.

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>>127122324
>Islam
>Incompatible

NO GOY!

>>127122432
Dass raycis

>>127122250
She also banned Tyler the Creator though

>>127121674
>All these metal fans who somehow 'act' like something are hiding
Try the ones who suddenly grow their hair out and start dressing a certain way, or pretty much any of them who have that easily identifiable metal look about them.

Ask yourself why do they all look the same?
Because they want to be part of a big gay club and fit in whilst simultaneously pretending they're rebelling and are somehow daring, etc.

It's all just a big gay club of drones pretending to be unique and different. Fuck that.
Music isn't supposed to be about who has the best "metal" look about them, or punk look, or whatever.
At its very core, any subculture like Metal, Punk (now anyway) etc are all the same... just wankers wanting to fit in.
I've played gigs with these people, I've watched them socialise up close... I play the violin for fucks sake, and I'm more "metal" than any one of the fuckers hands down.

Pretty much every "scene" now is toxic and entirely made up of "posers". There is nothing original under the sun anymore, maybe a handful of people really doing something, the rest, all garbage.

Prove me wrong laddy

>>127122593
Just WHY?

>>127115522
Hey, Brits, how do your average Nigels feel about the Crown Dependencies, like Mann, Jersey, and Guernsey, and about the British Overseas Territories, like the Falklands?
Are there stereotypes for the people?
I'm just curious.

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>>127122432
You've come to the realisation that life is absurd.

>>127122693
We don't think of them ever, except when some other cunt country wants them.

reminder that tony bellew is now officially /our guy/

>>127122633
I did it because it got me sex from metalhead girls tbqh.

>>127122508
Are there politics societies at unis that aren't completely pozzed?

>>127122477

Old labour are right wing socially.

>>127121982
Officer training corps
Good laugh, not too serious, you get wankers that take it super seriously though but mostly its a drinking club with guns

>>127122508
Northern universities are predominately union as they don't have northern students. They do play league but it isn't popular.

Played league and union at Leeds University and I'm from Leeds. League was very casual but we had a future England player in the union side and numerous pros.

>>127118357
you're not that butthurt cunt from the other thread, are you?

>>127122503
Should probably mention that it does seem to attract a share of mentals as well but I really enjoyed it, got fit, learned to shoot and made some great mates

>>127122633
>I play the violin
Stopped reading right there.

Pete Williams lib Dem canidate is a pedo btw everyone, his info is on the lib Dem website, he cheated on his wife with a school kid

>>127122876
Do you get to live fire with 5.56's or is it with shitty cadet .22's?

>>127123063
>Pete Williams
Alyn and Deeside? Are you in A&D?

>>127123063
>lib Dem canidate is a pedo

Why are Lib Dems all pedos? Like Cyril Smith

What's going on

>>127122157
Nah, the greasy "know it all" metal head neckbeard is worse. You know the type I'm sure, always has to insert some bullshit general knowledge and act as if he's smart. He's like the nu-male but a "metal" version, thinks he's some sort of musical god because he can hammer on really fast.

I hate any cunt who assimilates into a subculture though, especially in music.
These cunts shouldn't be picking up instruments... they only stand to muddy the waters with their utter fucking garbage creative output of the same old shit scales and general wankery.

>>127122633
Not the guy you're replying too, but I've seen those people, and I totally agree. The most 'metal' people I know aren't people trying to be metal. They were shirts to work, have short hair cuts, and respect people. But when they're 'on' they cut loose, some of the most dangerous motherfuckers I've ever met.

I think some of the other people I respect in the metal scene are those old leathery guys with skin tanned to fuck because they're at every festival every year, who follow Iron Maiden to brazil for no reason other to be there, who aren't carnies selling something, I have no idea where their fucking money comes from, but I see them every festival, every gig, every night, there for nothing more than an obsession. It's sad, but also respectable. Weird stuff.

>>127122633

Any kind of subculture ends up with its own signifiers, long hair and stuff in this case. There's nothing wrong with fitting in as long as you don't go around in everyday life looking for attention for it. Strikes me as pretty fedoratastic to just assume the worst on behalf of the whole lot of them and go 'not me though I'm special' while bagging on them for wanting to seem special.

>Walking home from the shop
>Two young kids playing in the street
>Girl about 8-11 years old is standing on the corner on the opposite side of the road to me
>Shouts over "Excuse me, do you want to see some boobs"
>All while writhing seductively
>In a state of utter shock and disgust I can't think of anything to say
>Know the girls dad so knocked on his door later on
>Told him what happened
>He and her mum went fucking ballistic with her and thanked me for letting them know

What the fuck is happening to the youth today lads, they're getting even more degenerate at an even younger age. Not even the parents seem able to stop it

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>>127123117
5.56
The bigger ones have minimi's as well, we were stuck with rifles and the odd pistol
Its worth a look, they have open nights you can go to that usually include time in the bar and a night out, go and see what its like, if more than 20% of the crowd are spergs or look like thalidomide victims don't join, but if they seem normal than give it a go, you can leave it at any time

>>127122815
Fair play then m8

>>127123061
Why? Cos' it's not "cool" or something?
Guarantee I could fuck your girl if she saw me playing.

>>127123117
Go with Army Reserve. You get a pension, the travel abroad is better and you can go on tour. OTC is just a club. They do use and train with section level weapons (SA80, Glock, LMG) but it's not much.

>>127123387

>20 posts early

Fuck off

Had a hearty laff this morning as a female professor of something at Cambridge was interviewed on BBC Three Countries Radio and waxed lyrical about "most of us don't understand Islam is a religion of peace" and "terrorism has little to do with Islam" and "there is no radicalisation going on in Mosques, that is an outdated idea" and "we must help the Muslim community" and "we must show them that they are accepted and an integral part of our society".

Then at the end of the conversation it was revealed she was a Muslim immigrant herself.
Yeah, "we".

(it might have been said earlier as well but it was already ongoing when I started listening)

>>127123154
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours

Anyone else here grow up liberal? I didnt even need this place to redpill me, reality did that.

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>>127122903
>rugby league
I.e fat Bois running into each other
Kek

>>127123564
I am in A&D. Voting Laura Knightley because Mark Tami is a prick.

>>127122903
I was Hull and League was King. It might have just been Hull to be honest, this is a city with two league teams bigger than a Union team, and genuine chances to go pro from being in the uni league team. I honestly thought that all northern unis were big on league. It felt massive here, but it could have just been the city.

(that said I couldn't make it first or second team league team and joined american football because they were winning and I wanted to win and play games...)

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>>127123461
Violin is mint. Listen to Father Figure's "Heavy Meddlers" because that's a fucking stonking record.

>>127123378
Opportunity missed. Could have told the parents after the titty show.

>>127123636
>league
>fat bois running into each other

You're thinking of union mate. I've seen union teams full of props.

Hell womens rugby plays with union rules, that should tell you enough...

>>127123641
Mark tami can't keep his letters out of my post box

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>>127123856
Tami will win, I reckon.

Honestly, I think we'll get a hung Parliament.

>>127123590
Nah. My dad's pretty centre-right, my mum doesn't seem to have much political opinion.

My other siblings are lefties though, younger sister and elder brother especially turned out to be pretty hardcore liberals somehow though.

But I've always been right-wing leaning since forever.

>>127123876
STOP SHILLING YOUR NEW THREAD THIS ONE IS STILL ON PAGE ONE YOU KEK!

So I'll be voting for the man who was against arming Abeedi's ilk in Libya and Syria. You be voting for the woman who did.

I'll be voting for the man who is against cuts to our police and security services. You'll be voting for the woman who cut them.

I'll be voting for the man who believes Britains infrastructure and energy belong to the British people. You'll be voting for the woman who thinks they belong to foreign billionaires.

I'll be voting for the man who is supposedly in favour of opening the floodgates to migrants. You'll be voting for the woman who has actually done so.

I'll be voting for the man who voted to leave the European Union and has been against it all his political life. You'll be voting for the globalist snake in favour of it.

You, you aspie Tory shills who cant understand why poor people just dont get mummy to sign you up to neetbux like you do, you cant refute any of this.

>>127123461
My boyfriend says he fucking doubts it, lad.

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>>127123290
Yeah some of them are still alright, don't get me wrong. People have probably always wanted to "fit in"... It's just I don't think these people would have been picking up instruments if it wasn't "cool" within their social circle to do so.

>>127123312
I'm probably sounding like a bit of an elitist, and maybe I am, but you surely can't disagree with me. It's true everywhere I've been.
It just pisses me off that music what it has... as I said above, I don't think these people would even be interested if it wasn't "cool".

>>127124064
Hello r/LabourUK

>>127123827
LIES

>>127123998
My brother used to be a BNP supporter. I regret the arguments we used to have. He saw it all coming.

>>127123984
For sure now
At least we've got 100% certainty of a lib Dem loss
Some things never change

>>127124064
>I'll be voting for the man who voted to leave the European Union and has been against it all his political life

You're probably right that Jezza voted leave and Theresa voted Remain, but there are mor Eurosceptics in the Tories than Labour by threefold

It's not just the PM negotiating Brexit, it's the entire government