Teenage Audi mechanic 'committed suicide after colleagues

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>commit suicide because of workplace bants

He was never going to get far

>>127079182
>His father, Keith Cheese, told the inquest that he would never forgive himself for missing the warning signs leading to his son's death. He said that his son had approached him and tried to start a conversation the day he killed himself but he had not looked up, captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV.

Jesus fucking Christ that is depressing.

>>127080950
>dad i want to kill myself
>quiet boy im watchin golf
shit/10 father

>>127079182

Reasonable options:
>Fight them
>Laugh it off and prank them back

Oh actually I'll just kill myself.

>>127080566
>gets set on fire
>bants

>>127079182

>keith cheese

nice fake story OP

>>127080950

big redpill here for those of us who plan to have kids. don't be like this. pretty sure most of /pol/ will be fantastic parents though (srs)

>>127081147
Yeah. It was probably more like
>Dad
>Yeah hey George I'm watching the golf
>I know, can I talk to you about something?
>Yeah, lets talk in a bit I want to see if Hebblington wins
>O-okay

>>127081396
Misc brah

>>127081320
It says they burned his clothes. Probably held a lighter on the hem of his shirt while he wasn't looking. Standard banter. It's not like they necklaced him or something.

>>127080950
D-Dad?
>no reply
>no recognition

Quietly walks back to room and an heroes

;_;

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>>127079182

>I was in the workshop when a prank was played on George and he was set on fire.
>"It did not go too far. We knew where to draw the line,"

>>127081147
>Watching golf is like watching flies fuck
George Carlin

>>127081396
Now if only we could get women lel
>feelsbadman.png

>>127081598

>tfw used to play the lighter game on people's facial hair to keep alert for a coke dealer's protection

Life's a helluva drug

>>127081336
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/teenage-audi-mechanic-committed-suicide-colleagues-set-fire/

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>>127081396
Yup noted. I cannot imagine how one could live with oneself if your child, your essence and being, an extension of self decided that the life you gave the wasn't worth living. Holy shit.

This reminds me of that gif of the south american boy having an argument with his parents, and his father who is a policeman has his gun sitting on the table. Before his parents can react he grabs the gun, sticks it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. The way his parents reacted broke my fucking heart man.

And you just know it was over some stupid shit, a girl, money, his future job or study or something like that.

>>127082134
Fuck I wish I was on my desktop to post that .webm

ebin

>>127081147
Kek

>>127081906
I'm sorry what

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>>127079182
>He said that his son had approached him and tried to start a conversation the day he killed himself but he had not looked up, captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV.
Learn from this, bros. Your children will never be too old to need your guidance as a father.

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>>127081906
Is cocaine highly flammable or something?

What was the purpose?

>>127082134
>his father who is a policeman has his gun sitting on the table. Before his parents can react he grabs the gun
His piece of shit father put the gun on the table and told him to do it.

>>127079182

So what town is this in

Cani get a map

Demographics

Who is the car dealer

first time i read this i thought wow what a poof.
then i read it and i thought actually thats pretty fucked up.
then i remembered i had to get a bus to big school, getting your hair set on fire with a can of lynx was pretty standard. i was pushed down stairs and fractured both my legs, nobody believed me so now my leg bones are fused fucked and the tendons click when i walk. i know a guy who got hit in the head with a scaffold pole knocked out cold, headteacher refused the paramedics that a kid called.
but yeah i mean its definitely not bants, it is bullying.
but what did he kill himself about it for? he could have just quit? i mean his dad didn't care enough to listen so why would he care about him dropping out onto the dole?
i mean he was obviously a loony to top himself about it which i reason is probably because he was a loony and they knew it. picking on the weak its just nature to all humans.
but what a waste.

>>127082681

I have a small patch of facial hair missing in a line because I passed out once.

>>127082784

No, he was just fucking nutso.

>>127082803
There is no way that is true though

>>127082784
to keep you awake from the fear that the other person is gonna light your beard on fire if you fall asleep, with the benefit of being able to do it to them as well

>>127081995
Nice fake news you got there.

>>127082870
So your role within the coke dealers organization was to keep people on their toes? And you did this with a lighter and diplomatic immunity from your boss?

Fuck this father, he should be out there getting revenge.

>>127082690
The best part is that it wasn't even a live golf game. It's recorded!

>>127082803
>>127083103
Kek, I remember that shit. His dad was like do it shitter, and then the madman actually did it. I also remember that one asian kid who, after an argument with his family, went straight outside and set himself on fire.

>>127079182
>co-workers torment him
>parents not there for him
>wishy washy whore gf
Honestly it sounds like he's better off dead, 'happy pills' impartial. Those parents deserve the blood of their son on their hands.

RIP George Cheese

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>>127079182
Classic gags.

survival of the fittest. Probably best for him. He was not ready for the world

>>127082937
It literally happens in the fucking webm

>>127083208

No, I did driver and guard duty mostly. It was a game to keep people alert. Psychopaths are an interesting breed.

>>127082937
It was true, he yelled at him to kill himself and set his gun on the table in an attempt to call his bluff.

>>127079182
This is what happens when you raise a fucking pussy.

If I was the father I could not care less

>>127083667
Well fuck me that makes it a slightly different kind of awful.

>>127083672
Yeah. Got any other stories?

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>>127079182
>killed himself after bully
if you can't handle this after hitting the age you are legally allowed to work sudoku is your best option
frankly you are never going to make it anywhere in life if you can't handle it

>>127081147
Not even live golf but pre-recorded.

He looks like a cuck, probably deserved it.

I hate to say this because I don't really approve of bullying...but look how indifferent everyone surrounding this kid is about him. Thats not normal

What could this kid have done to inspire such apathy?

>>127081906
yea this, my mate held a lighter to my face after heating the metal part for like 2 minutes, i wear the scar in my stubble to this day.
#britbantz

>>127080950
Piece of shit parents.

>>127083980
Killed himself.

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>>127079182
wait a second how old is this story?

He works at a fucking auto shop, I would just scraped rust off the old cars, grind up some scrap aluminum and put that shit into piles near the welding bench

>>127079182
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Job Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Drive Away From The Shop Like Nigga Get a New Shirt Haha

Why didnt he just kick their fucking asses? I cant comprehend why you would end your life because some cunts shit on you. He could have at least ended their lives first

my dad once told me to shut the fuck up because he was watching hockey, while i was trying to explain to my mom about my depression. my dad is a real cunt sometimes.

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>>127079182
This is something that happened in 9 April 2016 and is republished yesterday to take steam off of the muslim spergout, to show that white christians are evil bullies as well and cause deaths too

pathetic

>>127081598
>Be cummins mechanic
>Setting clothes on fire is considered weak sauce
>Rigging capacitors into a grid and secretly placing on chairs to electrocute lazy appy's is where its at

>>127084291
>leaf father
Checks out.

>>127083888

>Yeah. Got any other stories?

Sure, but another time. Things are too identifiable and you aren't supposed to exit that life.

Most ruthless people I've ever dealt with were Hmong Bloods (yes wtf)

Cartels don't have shit on them, they mostly just want money.

It's a good world to be in if you want to learn how evil is driven.

>>127082937
It literally happens that way. Probably all just for dramatic effect, the dad didn't literally want it to happen, because after the boy shoots himself they get on the floor and start doing the dinosaur. Like they are convulsing in anguish.

>>127079182
It's no more someone else's fault you kill yourself than it is blaming a gun for committing murder. YOU did it faggot.

>experience standard tradie bants
>kill self

He's better off imo

>>127084525
Fair enough mate, though if you don't mind, tell me more generally speaking about evil and how these fucks work. Does true evil exist? They do worse shit than the cartels?

>>127079182
Couldn't take;
>T
>H
>E

>bantz

>>127079182
>politics

>>127082937
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7c9_1442749005
Here you go, faggot. Watch as the father ATTACKS him after the shot because he thought it was another bluff.

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>>127079182

>On top of everything else, Mrs Cheese said that George had been going through a rough time with his girlfriend, Chloe Skidmore-Lewis, who he had been dating on and off for almost two years.

E M P A T H Y

D

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P

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>>127079182
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

HE WILL RISE AND DESTROY THE DNC FROM THE GRAVE

SHAREBLUE IS SHILLING HARD

>>127084780

>Does true evil exist?

Yes.

If you ever look into the eyes of a man who smiles after beating someone to death, you'll know it too.

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>>127084107
>>127084309
>to take steam off of the muslim spergout

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>>127079182
So what is his ethnicity? Any guesses, /pol/?

>>127084754
If being set on fire and locked in a cage is "standard" it makes it sweeter to be a NEET and be paid for by your tax dollars.

>>127084820
>and news

>>127084855

That was more a shock reaction.

He couldn't believe his kid would be that stubborn.

>>127081471
ayy

>>127084855
Yeah I don't need those feels again, I'll take your word for it. Its a different kind of fucked up, if I were that father I'd follow up with a shot into my own head.

There's no chance the kid lived is there?

>>127079182
U SHOULD BE KILLING THE BULLIES NOT YOURSELF, FUCKING IDIOT

>>127080950
God, I hate people who watch sports, ironically they're mostly unathletic cucks.

>>127085039
Wait Jesse is that you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTAmKmw2_Ts

>>127085136
how is this political news again? some guy got bullied? this shit needs to get pruned

remeber to report threads

>>127079182
>burnt his clothes
>locked him in a cage

Wtf?! Was he working with isis?

>>127079182
>I was in the workshop when a prank was played on George and he was set on fire.
>"It did not go too far. We knew where to draw the line," he said.
>"It was not bullying.
RiP my sides

also gas the bullies

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>>127085049
I really think they paid the parents and ask if they could use this story. Then they add this ridiculous narrative to it like a reality tv show that will teach lessons about bullying and suicide.

Why not kill them instead of himself?
I can never understand this.

Reminds me of that episode of The Office where Dwight gets tired of Jim's pranks and shoots up the place. Good episode.

>>127079182
>Audi
Pos vw rebadge, should've became a Merc mechanic

>>127085481
/pol/ is for politics and news, not politics and political news, you dumbfuck.

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>>127079182
What a faggot. He should have killed his colleagues and then An Hero'd.

>>127079182
>Keith Cheese

>>127081320
That is the very definition of friendly bantz

>>127085263
He actually shot himself in the neck and went to the hospital. Not sure if he actually died.

>>127085211
Which is why he couldn't have seen the injury, all he heard was the shot. Would you smack someone in the head you thought was literally hollow and covered in brain matter? He thought his son fired the gun at nothing to prove a point and was faking.

>have to go to a shitty job, fine
>people there treat you like shit
nah fuck that

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>>127085513
> lessons about bullying and suicide.

Don't bully Muslims or they may commit suicide.

>>127085410

Yeah, I've met people even more deranged than Tuco.

His fault was that he wasn't very intelligent. The ones I'm most wary of are the ones who are smart enough to hide their intentions. Straight up psychos aren't even scary to me, more sad than anything.

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>>127080950

It's funny because it reminds me of my youth.

>His father, Keith Cheese, told the inquest that he would never forgive himself for missing the warning signs leading to his son's death. He said that his son had approached him and tried to start a conversation the day he killed himself but he had not looked up, captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV

Imagine being so boring you're own father would rather watch gold than talk to you. No wonder he killed himself.

>set somebody on fucking fire

JUST A PRANK BRO

>>127085780

He saw him do it out of peripheral.

Like I said, shock.

The paradoxical predictable irrationality.

>>127085780
Can we find that shit out? I need to know or I'm going to spend the next week wondering.

>>127086097
It's only fair that you spend the next week wondering.

>>127085780
>shot himself in the neck
Not true. You can clearly see the revolver pointed at his head.

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>>127079182

>"it was not bullying"

I'm sure the juries will buy that kind of defence...

>>127085839
Interesting shit. Did you get away from that shit by choice? Was it good money? What do the smart ones fear and desire?

>>127080950
kek, is his dad Hank Hill?

>>127084780
>Does true evil exist?
Definitely yes. I've had people tell me shit I wish I'd never heard, that I wouldn't even repeat on an indonesian tapestry-weaving support group.

>>127085572
Overdose of check engine lights.

People in this world are truly horrible.

>>127083980
This is how a lot of people live. It probably is why social media became so big. You get almost no positive interactions with others during the day so you go online to get some semblance of humanity expressed towards you.

>>127080566


how the fuck do you play at work in the caliphate of britbongistan ?

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>>127085081
>Cheese

Sounds French to me.

>>127084780
>Does true evil exist?
Evil human behavior, of course.

If were talking Evil with a capital E, absolutely. Any extended stay in an American metropolitan area will teach you that

>>127086463
Repeat it faggot

We used to tape ketchup or mayonnaise packages to the rollers of each other's printing presses during lunch. Gotta check that shit after you eat or its going to get messy.

wtf they're making Audis overseas? With american "steel" and mexicans?

>>127086373

>Did you get away from that shit by choice?

Yes, my choice.

>Was it good money?

I could have or do pretty much anything I wanted when I wasn't with the boss, but it wasn't fulfilling at all.

>What do the smart ones fear and desire?

Someone who sees through bullshit and has the capability to do something about it.

Simply put, they desire desire itself. Because whatever it is, it is not enough. Never enough.

He should have been a NEET.

>>127080566
>bants
>set someone on fire

>>127086511
Same with my Saab, fucking thing never turns off. Don't worry about it the mechanic says, all Saabs do that.

>>127079182
why couldnt this fucker just beat up his bullies, using a wrench seems pretty even when they light your clothes on fire

>>127081320
I've been set on fire and I've set people on fire, all in fun. But then again I can understand why you hate fire, being that you are a leaf and all.

>>127080566
It was either suicide or taking revenge on your colleagues by killing them.

Either way, not getting far.

But at least he'd have gotten further than they did.

>>127080566

>Be brit
>invite shitskin to have concert
>get blown up my other shit skins
>just bants please continue as normal

I guess brits are pretty thick skinned you know.

>>127079182
>babtou fragile

>>127079182 (OP)
Psychopaths associated with a disgusting luxury car company like audi - whose sole purpose is to serve the devout consumers' need to show off their shiny materialistic garbage??

Unpossible.

What's the expression?? Dance with the devil or something...

>>127080950
>Boomer.jpg
I've literally witnessed boomers behaving like this all the time. I volunteer with a church group that helps vets and other young guys who are hard up get job skills. Any time a parents is involved they're just going on and on about how they never had a problem getting a career going and their kids are just lazy. None of them want to hear about the bad economy or the anti-white programs ruining lives on the regular.

>>127080566

>>dubs

>>proof that kek literally is the lord of chaos

>>127079182
>His father, Keith Cheese,...
>...George and he was set on fire
He was grilled cheese

>>127080566
>>127087196

One of my favorite reactions to a co-workers "bantz" was a TSA agent that beat the shit out of another agent with his baton in a parking lot.

This came as a result of the attacked agent making fun of baton man's penis every day when they body scanned him.

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>>127082690

>>127087257
>Implying that it couldn't have been any brand or dealership

Leafs. Y U SO FUNNY!?

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>>127079182
i went to traide school to be an auto-tech. once i got into the field i found the other employees to be the worst people i have ever met.its like the industry is a magnet for assholes.i was ran out of 3 shops before i gave up on the whole thing. the pay was shit too. NOTHING over 9 dollars an hour.

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>>127085838

>>127079182
the weak will perish.
this is merely Darwinism in action.

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>>127087424

>Killing self
>Not taking revenge by slaughtering bully and their whole family instead

If your going to be a beta and let yourself be bullied, at least take some of them with you when you go
Same with idiots who kill themselves after fake rape claims

This would not have happened if he watched anime.

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>>127087428

He did warn him to stop calling him baby dick

>>127087543
That and mining/drilling.
Personally I like the environment, especially gold mining in Northeastern Nevada. It's some hardcore bantz.

>>127087354
Boomers are scum
Once overheard a boomer commanding her son to thank her for feeding him and not letting him starve lel

>>127080950
the eternal boomer

>>127079182
>kills self without killing them first

you did it wrong you fucking pussy

>>127087789
I will dox an let folk bully u is that ok ?
But a Laff right ...hahahaha enjoy that miseries

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>>127086463
4chan demands you repeat it

>>127087543
This. Most people I know that work in that industry are all thieving drug addicts and/or ex-cons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6u10YPk_34


That is it, I am not going to buy this cuckmobile, not until the company changes it's attitude.

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>>127087491
The consumers (psycho) prefer the luxury brands, for obvious reasons.

Not surprised you missed that part though, seeing as how you're a retarded fucking yank.

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>>127084855
Wow inappropriate break dancing

>>127088273
>grill power

I'll never be caught dead in one of these cuckwagons again.

>>127081396
>"Dad can we talk?"
>"Not now son, there's a happening on /pol//"
>"O-Okay..."

Then your son kills himself and the happening ended up being literally nothing.

But srsly Teenage Audi Mechanic is a trance band

>>127079182
>>127084271

I would set the whole place on fire and retaliate against those wankers. I jerk off to r/JusticeServed. I guess this makes a SJW.

>>127084309

This journalist should kill himself. The way he's exploiting this sad event is disgusting.

>>127083980

> “Bullying is an attack upon the runts of the litter - the weak of the species, and it is predicated on a lack of bond with the parents. If a child has a secure bond with the parents, that forms a force-field around the child in terms of bullying. If the child does not have a strong bond with the parents, then it's like being separated from the herd - those
are the ones who get picked off by the human predators in childhood and adulthood. So keep your contacts as close as you can, they provide an amazing shield against bullies and users." Stefan Molyneux

>>127079182
>set him on fire
>burned his clothes
Wtf they aren't even remotely the same.

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>>127088693
>I jerk off to r/JusticeServed. I guess this makes a SJW.

You're such a fucking faggot.

Africa is starting to become civilized little by little
Muslims are spreading their religion successfully
Syrians are moving to Europe in order to get more comfortable lives
Saudi Arabia is amassing wealth
China is developing quantum technologies
North Korea is improving its weaponry
South Korea's K-pop is becoming popular worldwide
Japan is making new anime
White countries are busy locking people in cages, burning clothes, building stone walls and advocating for LGBTTQQIAAP rights

White people never cease to amaze me

What kind of mechanic shop happens to have a cage for employees?

>>127084855
>son shoots himself
>both parents immediately lie on their back and start flailing about like helpless turtles
lmao

>>127079182

>muslims are working at audi now

>>127079182
>beta male dies
Nobody cares

The sooner beta males realize this the faster we can have an uprising

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>>127088520
wow, haven't laughed like that in a while. my kid is on the other side of the house while i shitpost

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>>127079182
>Keith Cheese
Stopped reading there due to intense laughter producing tears through which I could read no longer

>>127089114
What the fuck did you say to me you fucking misogynist? Friendly reminder: I graduated at the top of my gender studies class, and I've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed genders. I’m trained in patriarchal deconstruction and I was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school. You are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of your safe space, mark my words. You think you can get away with disagreeing with me on tumblr? Think again, cis scum. As we speak I'm gathering a list of your triggers with my self-diagnosed squad of PTSD specialists, so you better be prepared to deal with some serious privilege checking. I AM LITERALLY AS TRIGGERED AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can give you over seven hundred reasons why you should fuck yourself with a cactus. Not only am I extensively trained in social justice, but I have access to an entire arsenal of sociological blog articles to prove my point and I will use them to wipe your deeply problematic face off the earth you little shit. If only you had known what oppressed retribution your offensiveness would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue and just killed yourself instead, but you didn't. Stay safe, shitlord. also slide post

Young guys kill themselves all the time. Some people just aren't cut out for life. In the cave men days they would have been beaten to death in a fight. Evolution at work.

>Keith Cheese
>Cheese

Cheese is a legit last name? Sounds fake.

>>127079182

>kills himself instead of suing that boss and company into fucking oblivion

What a wasted opportunity. Fuck that boss for just letting it happen and not trying to maintain some semblance of a work environment.

He could've made a million easy in a lawsuit.

>>127085039
Did you work for Tuco, larper-kun?

>>127089392
his dad will be watching pre recorded golf in a mansion now

I think white people are racist to only kill themselves. at least when brown people do it they take a bunch of people with them....

>>127082690
thats water

In my short experience with bullies, there were 2.
one who probably had a shitty life and just needed to feel good about himself.

and the douche bag who needed to be punched a few times.

>>127079182
>Keith Cheese

What an atrocious name.

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>>127084855
>father goes overboard with his bants on faceberg, calling my mom a whore and shit
>send him this video
>silent for an hour
>wires my money a month early
>no more lip about me being a cumstain

>>127089761
you mean delicious

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lol ching chong you are such a prankster.

>>127089328
yeah it's all natural bro we should base how we act on fucking cavemen and it's totally not being 'cut out for life' as opposed to being a little weird and getting thrown in a cage and set on fire.

how would you feel if you were thrown in a cage and set on fire?

>>127086463
REPEAT!

>>127090144
I would never let that happen . Hence why I deserve to live.

>>127089328
It's not even evolution any more.

It's almost completely fucking random.

Exponential growth allows even the most retarded, cruel, and unfit to survive.

That is why you exist.

>>127090501
And Welfare, foreign aid, random drone strikes.

>>127079182
>captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV.

The Jews will transfix you with their magic movies, don't let them kill your child too.

>>127090501
Soft fags like this kid are a detriment to society. If we let them live to breeding age they will polute the gene pool. Testosterone levels keep dropping.

>>127081147
Think that Pops of the Year here is only too aware of that, albeit, bit fucking late now, and all. He could have kept his mouth shut here tho, fairplay for admitting it, and admitting it publicly in hope it stops others ignoring their kids. Mr Audi 'bantz on fire haha' aint exactly Manager of the Month either, that fucker belongs in jail - poor kid got fucked from every angle, prob got barred from r9k for being a depressing cunt as well. 'Keith Cheese' - he never had a fucking chance.

>>127090787
psychos are just as much a detriment, if not moreso.

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>>127090483

Roll with the punches or get lit on fire.

Pretty good analogy for life.

>>127079182
Did the boss at least get punished for not doing anything about it?

>>127082857
Im just gonna go to england and beat randies with a lead pipe and tell them it's just bants and they're soft cunts.

>watching golf
>not live
Retarted father.

>>127082134
sauce?

>>127082857

What the fuck is wrong with your country?

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>>127080566
I use to work in a hospital kitchen and for bants we used to put dietary supplements in the new blokes tea.

The type of supplements that you'd give to anorexic people in a drink to give them loads of calories.

He put on so much weight lol.

>>127090961
Strong aggressive psychos like me keep the species alive. You think limp wristed fags like this kid ever killed the lion?

>>127086463
Were you called a fucking leaf IRL?

>>127079182
What kind of faggots bully or get bullied at work? I work on a construction crew with felons and niggers and everyone acts like adults most of time. The only place is expect shit like this is from the military because that's part of the culture but a fucking garage kek, you're all failures working on successful people's cars, how you gonna bully anyone?

Never heard of getting bullied at work besides bosses being pricks. What's with modern people refusing to act like adults? Compare adults today to adults 50 years ago and the differences are insane.

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>>127084935
Chloe Skidmore-Lewis
Skidmore

>>127091050
Id like to see how he fucking likes 'a bit of bantz' actually. This assclown deserves his, y'ask me.

>>127087998
Yep. I had one case where I was helping a young guy join the Guard because we just weren't able to find him a spot anywhere else. His old man is a fixture at the Church and told me how he was thankful I helped him get his "shameless," kid off the couch. It was all I could do not to slap the fuck out of him on the spot. I knew this old fuck had a factory job here in town before the country went to shit. He never had to try a day in his life to find work. And here he is ragging on his own flesh and blood for trying his ass off to do something besides die in the gutter.

DESU the whole thing is black-pilling me out of religion. If at some point I can spin off this charity program into it's own entity I will. The Church is fast becoming a place for cuckservative boomers to sit around and signal while their kids suffer. There's nothing sacred anymore, just the rituals boomers do to feel smug and blessed for their selfishness.

>>127084107
we usually do inquests a year after the death for some reason

>>127091521
Lol pyschos are omega males who would never find a pack and would die off.

Mental illness isn't a strength no matter What princesses like you tell yourself. Nobody wants to be around the mentally ill. Shit animals usually kill off their mentally deficient or let the wolves eat them.

Plus alpha male chads could still kill you despite you having a fucked up brain. Delusion is a symptom of mental illness though.

>"dad my coworkers are stripping me and locking me in a cage."
>"That sounds hot, son."

>>127091593
Probably because the weak ones got weeded out. People like this kid bring bullying on themselves by being natural targets. In nature they'd be killing practice.

>>127089802
lol

>such bants at a place like Audi
shit this would get you fired in a non third world country

>>127092022
I am a Chad. 6'4" 200lbs. Former athlete 4 kids. Probably fucked 50 girls before I settled down

>>127082809
It's in Reading, Berkshire.

>>127091521
Sure, but lions, elephants, and a whole lot of other cool shit will be extinct soon because of your kind, thereby rendering your kind obsolete.

See the irony?

Furthermore, it wasn't strong aggressive psychos who invented the tools we use that allows people like you to grow to huge numbers so that they are destabilizing the biosphere.

>>127091610
shed have been 'Chloe Cheese' if they'd got married. That thought may have provided some consolation, it was never to be.

>>127081643
Proof?

>>127091521
You are just dead weight for society, you are just as detrimental to society as that limp wristed faggot.

"Psychos" aren't cool, you are just a defective specimen, emotions exist for a reason. You aren't a complete human, you sad edgelord

>>127079182
RIP in peace, George Cheese

>>127079182
Sauce your bread faggot.

>>127092051
Kek we don't even bully the weak at my work, as long as you go out for drinks after shift you're one of the guys.

The crew I work for is the highest paid and has the most government contracts in the state though so nobody wants to lose their job. I make 50 bucks an hour anytime we do a government contract and I'm just a roofer. He should have quit a found a better job, mechanic is the lowest tier of trade jobs unless it's diesel mechanic. Guess he liked audis.

>>127092600
I make $200K a year in my sales job. I coach kids baseball. Society fucking loves me. Keep jerking to tranny porn in your moms basement.

>>127092193
Sure you are, the mentally ill would never lie online lmfao

>>127086857
Did you work with or see ethnic gangs, mafia, cartels?
Do they all work the same way (greedy psychos)?

>>127083896
Sudoku??? Why would somebody play Sudoku do you mean Seppuku?

>>127093032
Can't believe you're falling for this larper

>>127091801
Which church?

>>127079182
>I was in the workshop when a prank was played on George and he was set on fire.
>It did not go too far. We knew where to draw the line

So the line was somewhere after catching him on fire.

>>127091521
We're not killing lions anymore. Betas are 10 times more valuable to civilizations than psychos. Just look at the black community today, full of aggressive psychos who contribute nothing.

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>>127091830
The story I posted came is from April 14, 2015 though

>>127092974
I know It's hard to believe but I'm /pol/ worst nightmare. The guy you all wish you could be. The guy that get a all the girls and all the money. Someone has to do it, that's me. If this was cave man days I'd have 100 children but I'm civilized so I only impregnated my wife, well technically two other girls that I know of bit both got abortions. Long time ago.

>>127093531
I bet I could beat you to death with my dick

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>>127079182
April 10, 2015

>Mystery surrounds death of man found in Woodley woods

>A man's body has been found in a wooded area near Kingfisher Drive in Woodley.

>Police are investigating the death near Earley station, not thought to be suspicious

come to think of it I don't think they ever say how he died. He was just dead in the woods.

>>127079182
Why didn't he just beat the shit out of this guys with a wrench?

>>127093531
All you ever impregnated was your toys, faggo.

>>127093855
Sounds gay, another dead end genetic loser.

>>127094173
It would only be gay if you enjoyed it

Really should have killed those pranksters before offing himself. I'm sure the guys that bullied him "feel bad" because "it was just a prank bro". The only acceptable reaction is to beat the shit out of them or kill them if you're going to kill yourself. Only thing he's done is let everyone know it's ok to pick on the weak ones because they'll just cull themselves anyways.

>>127092925
You are not doing well because you are psycho, you just happen to be one, you owe whathever success you have in your life to your efforts. Normal people can achieve the same if they are disciplined, too.

I would concede that sales may be a specially easy occupation for psychopaths, though.

>>127094505
This, if you're going to kill yourself over bullying at least take the bullies with you. The fact he didn't makes him even more beta.

>>127094539
Probably

>>127094539
He's lying just so you know

>>127084634
>get on the floor and start doing the dinosaur
Kek

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>>127080950
>>His father, Keith Cheese, told the inquest that he would never forgive himself for missing the warning signs leading to his son's death. He said that his son had approached him and tried to start a conversation the day he killed himself but he had not looked up, captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV.
>Jesus fucking Christ that is depressing.

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>>127093189
hello newfriend

>>127079182
Dick Cheese

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>>127079182
I'd wanna kill myself after having to deal with audi owners tbqh

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>>127097151
>judging ppl by what they drive

>>127097993
I guess its different in Germany
But here in Britain most people who drive an audi are clueless retards, same for BMW owners but less cuntish

>>127079182
>pranking
>at work
>"anons" co-signing this
Yea, naw. I don't give a fuck what your shoddy non-reasoning is. Pranking at work is stupid immature bullshit that is not only fucking with a person's quality of life for no reason, but also fucking with their ability and/or method of making money. Cut and dried. If your bullshit costs me money and/or time, it's not funny, and you are getting fucked up either physically or financially.

He was weak willed for killing himself in response to it all, but I bet you anything that weak will was fostered into him by the parents. Ten bucks says that the employees took it way too far. The boss should be sued so hard that he loses everything for being complicit and the lack of oversight.

This isn't a man thing. This isn't a testosterone thing. This is just stupidity combined with me-tooism.

>>127083982
I got one on my arm #britbantz

>>127079182
To be fair, young wanna-be Chad mechanic often suffer from excessive hubris.

I give a 30% chance that he had it coming.

>>127080566
>locking someone in a cage and lighting him on fire
>bants
Literally ISIS tier barbarity.

>>127091801
Literally this. My Catholic Church is basically operating a mestizo assembly line. All the middle-aged white parishoners are more or less abandoning their own children to help the beaners. It's sickening. If these people are godly, I'd rather not be. Fuck the Pope, Fuck the Cardinals. Fuck the Priests. None of them give a single shit about the white genocide they're enabling. They've sided with the Devil himself to engorge their fucking progressive ego. They are all bound for hell.

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>>127079182
> he didn't know it's required by OHS standards that you must set your apprentice on fire to test his PPE equipment
What a weakcunt

>George's mother, Purdy Cheese

wat

>>127081396
misc get OUT

>>127079182
>he was set on fire
>We knew where to draw the line
>set on fire
>set on fire

>>127080950
>>127081147
This is just awful.

Audi is run by Nazis.

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The parents sued them, right?

>>127099299
Mechanics are a feisty bunch. Good-natured hazing is part of the process.

But to light a guy's clothes on fire? I wonder if this kid could even change the oil on a car... This sort of thing tends to happen to incompetent mechanics, imo.... Not that he "deserved" it, of course...

another white man with tiny white dick dead so that means more tight pink pussy for big black juicy cock

>>127099299
top pip

>>127079182
Couldn't take the bantz.

If you want to do a trade, you gotta have some nuts. If guys are pushing you around, fucking sock one in the jaw, don't kill yourself like a pussy.

>>127080566
I can't stand fuck fuck games in the workplace. It is the embodiment to everything rotten with our social structure IMO

>>127099531

>flag

>>127099461
The dad's waiting until the golf season has wrapped up.

(Does golf even have seasons? Who watches golf?)

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>>127079182
>>127079182
>>127079182

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DquA6KyHTos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DquA6KyHTos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DquA6KyHTos

RIP GEORGE

I'M SURPRISED WE'RE NOT HEARING ABOUT THIS KIDS PLACE OF WORK GETTING A FEW PHONE CALLS

>>127098639
Intelligent people are unlikely to become mechanics - let's be honest here.

>>127094505
>I'm sure the guys that bullied him "feel bad"
I doubt that tbqh

>>127094173
Traits like yours are necessary, but only if you submit to something higher than yourself. People like you have only one evolutionary purpose. To fight and do other similar things. Your purpose is to be cannon fodder, or something along those lines. As long as you embrace that, then there is no problem. The problem arises when people like you try to elevate themselves above their natural position in the hierarchy. You are meant to serve, not rule or dominate, because you probably lack the intelligence to do so.

>>127100337

there's got be some smart mechanics out there that fix expensive vehicles and know how to deal with the increasingly complex computer boards

>>127099851
>>flag
eh?

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>>127084525
>if you want to learn how evil is driven.
so can you tell me about that?
what do you mean by that and how is it driven?

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>>127100884
better czech yourself before you wreck yourself

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>>127093531
>seeking validation on Chinese piss bottle forum

You are such a monumental, insecure faggot.

>>127080950

FUCK BOOMERS; Everyday I try to talk to my dad and dinner and this is exactly the reaction I get. Shittiest parent ever.

>>127079182
>His father, Keith Cheese, told the inquest that he would never forgive himself
Ouch

>>127082857
lol you type like a fucking drooling chav

>>127080950

That is boomer parents, that's just the way they are.

>>127100991
nvm i read your answers

>>127101303

He should illegally shoot the bullies if he has any sense of greif at all. Fathers who survive after the death of their sons do not deserve to live.

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>>127099299

>>127081320
Me and my friends set each other on fire all the time.
What are you, some kind of pussy?

>>127082857
>fractured both my legs, nobody believed me

They didn't believe you that your legs were broken?

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>>127087354
>>127088072
>>127087354
>>127087998

>tfw your boomer dad is based and raised you to be redpilled
>tells you about how the country used to be and how it is changed

Feels pretty good. I don't think the problem is not with boomers, I think you little faggots just have cucked homo fathers. I suggest you kill yourselves before you reproduce and make more little cuck whiners like yourself.

Fuck you little millennial bitches are 1000x worse than the boomers will ever be and the boomers aren't that great anyway.

But yea... kill yourself.

I got stripped naked, strapped to a chair with shrink wrap lifted by a counter balance forklift and dangled over the M4 motorway

BANTZ, i was leaving the company and this was my punishment.

>>127083980
I have no sympathy for suicides. Suicide is a sin and those who commit it go to hell.

>>127079182
Who cares he was an r9k faggot

>>127081320
>he doesnt his friends on fire

You guys must be hella fun

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>>127081396
>pretty sure most of /pol/ will be fantastic parents though

good one. theyll be the awkward homeschool kids who didnt learn maths or know how to hold a polite conversation without blurting out "USING THE xxxxxx-JEW". itll be like
>hey wanna get something to ea-
>EATING THE SERVICE INDUSTRYJEW
>uh, okay, wanna come over and uh, eat from our fridg-
>THE GROCERYSTOREJEW
>uh, its from my garder
>EATING THE GREENJE-

>>127082803
from what i remember of the story, the boy was a gamer and the parents wanted him to do something more with his life. i think the father put the gun down as a way to gourd the kid to grow the fuck up. kid just said fuck it and ended it. guess the kid didn't want a life without tendies.

>>127092571
...its quoting the op

>>127105301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5aOG_N_ko4

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>>127105801
This is insane if true.

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>>127081147
>>dad i want to kill myself
>>quiet boy im watchin golf

>>127079182

To think this happened at Audi of all places, there are companies much smaller who would have dealt with this shit.

But I know how it goes, for one thing this guy had apprenticeship, which they don't give out like candy either, you had to have gone to school and studied at least or something, it wasn't like some random person got that chance, what fucking assholes man.

This happened at the previous machine shop I worked for, there was this guy they brought in who was related to one of the workers, and they treated him shit, making fun of his teeth which I do agree was horrible, but why throw it in his face in front of everyone? Were always assholes to him, I finally had enough and went up stairs to tell them what the fuck was going on. People like this don't last in the business, the bullies im saying, especially when working for larger companies, you will be gone if you are found to be harassing other workers, and to think this happened in Audi.

>>127080950

Boomers ought to be gassed.

>>127080566
It's like you are brainwashed and ready to get raped by mohammed when he jails you for existing.

Good goy. You remind me why brits are the most disgusting civilization to have ever walked this earth, along with jews and muslims. You are shit.

>>127110963
i take what is HR for 500 Jim

>>127082857

I hope you brits get more nail bombs.

>>127079182
He could have just quit his job tho.

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>>127080950
>Keith Cheese

>Cheese

America what the fuck

>>127079182
Why didn't he report this or quit? It's not like he lived in India.

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>>127112819
"This department primarily handles false sexual harassment claims and potentially explosive lies about racism in the workplace."

>>127107539
what did you even think this thread was about lol

>>127101120
You dont have baby boomers in India you dumb poo. Boomers are an american generation.

>>127105773

Ironic cause pro gamers are making millions now.

>>127087177
Yeah I remember Nam

>>127082857
>big school

>>127080566
>>127081320
typical muzzies

the UK is lost

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>Keith cheese
>Cheese

Change your last name ffs honestly that's why the kids dead..he never stood a chance

>>127100337
Smart people go to university and acquire life ending debt and get assistant manager job at paint store

>>127122036
>.tfw no-one pays any attention to you
>an hero, people FINALLY pay attention
>literally everyone STILL gets your fucking name wrong.
GEORGE, ffs, he was George - Ged Cheese, its not diffcult. Pops was Keef 'not now Son,games a bogey' Cheese.

>>127092544
Chloe Skidmore-Cheese