>This is our new office! >We hope you enjoy our hip, new,

>>127072709

Productively probably dropped 50% with the noise that comes from such an open layout.

The worst part of that is in the office there is always going to be some asshole, likely multiple assholes that talk really loud to show off - the look at me type.

>>127073252
So the women in the office?

>Black Lives Matter sign on the right
>0 niggers hired at all

really makes me think

>>127072709
that looks like such a fucking zoo

>>127073252
good lord ya and if your next to sales guys prattling on all day your going to be extra distracted.

>>127073531
Notice that they're all bald or have nu-male beards.

>>127073490

Men and women, it makes no difference. Too many people always putting on a show and it is distracting.

>>127073685
and everyone is white, poo in loo or chink. 0 black people. they need a dose of tolerance to be quite frank. where's the hip hop dude?

>>127073252
It's a management style. When they have this type of setup they want group tasks. They find they have more loyal workers that are passionate about the company in this type of setup. The work might be slower but the quality of group projects can increase.

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>>127072709
not enough diversity. fire 80% of all white men and replace with dindus and pajeets. install baby rape room and designated shitting cubicle to not be racist to new hires.

>>127073252

I work in an open office like this, spend most of my days listening to white noise on my headphones just so I can concentrate and get work done.

That said, it makes it easy to do nothing and talk shit with my coworkers when I've got nothing better to do.

What does this have to do with /tv/ though???

>>127074066
The only people who truly like this setup are the ones who barely do anything at all.

>>127074022
It's Facebook I think, Fuckerberg doesn't hire anyone who isn't a kike, chink or H1B Pajeet.

>>127073578

Even when they talk low, some still act like they are putting on a show. It is like they really want you to hear how awesome they think they are.

A place like that picture no doubt is filled with assholes that behave that away since they are attracted to work spaces like that. Like moths to a light.

>>127074066
I think they just were too cheap to buy walls.

>>127074380
I wouldn't like this type of setup because i'm a private person that wants to be left alone, so i wouldnt have that type of job.

This is the type of setup for people like marketers and interior design. These people will be a lot more sociable yeah.

>>127072709

Looks fucking horrible. No wonder Facebook employees work around the clock.

They get shit done when they are at work so they need to do their tasks at home.

That is if the kikebook drones have a home and not a hole in the wall shared with a pajeet.

god that much mess triggers my autism HARD

>>127074066

I work in a business with this sort of setup, we RARELY collaborate in groups. The (((legal))) world has copied IT because they think that's cool, plus it gives nosy managers/partners an easy view out their office to see what everyone's up to.

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>TFW you're the one guy in the whole fucking building trying to take your job seriously

>walk out

>>127072709
This is an introvert's nightmare.

>>127074637
Marketers love it. Sales too.

Everyone else, not so much.

>>127074910
Managers just want it so they can micromanage their employees, plain and simple. That's pretty much the new style of today's corporate world.

>>127075161
No. It's a nightmare period.

I can hear the fat hens clucking about how they hate the new blonde girl instead of doing work already.

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>>127072709
>This is our new office!
>We hope you enjoy our hip, new, and fun work environment!

>>127074708

Because it is Facebook this retarded ideology has and will continue to spread. If Zuckerberg and Facebook pushed excrement art work that would be the next in thing.

Zuckerberg and Facebook are like a cancer on this world.

>be multi-billion dollar corporation
>can't even manage to have a finished ceiling

No way you can make excuses for not sharing people's info with the whole office if you haven't got walls or boundaries.

>>127075704
But finished ceilings aren't cool enough!

We want it to look like it's something from the 1920's!

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>>127075610
>This is our new office!
>We hope you enjoy our hip, new, and fun work environment!

>>127072709
>all that shit hanging from the ceiling
>in fucking california
It's like they want to die in an earthquake.

>>127072709
That makes me want to throw up

>>127075957
Spending more than a nanosecond in that fucking "office" will make you want to kill yourself.

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>>127075832
>>This is our new office!
>>We hope you enjoy our hip, new, and fun work environment!

>>127072709
It looks like a children's play area.

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>>127072709

>>127072709

This is literally what I work in like. It makes me want to kill myself on a daily basis.

>>127075760

Did you spell your name wrong on purpose or are you actually retarded?

>>127076548
Why are Americans so fucking literal? It's like you have a permanent stick up your arseholes.

>>127072709
This is the Costco of software development.
Fucking disgusting.

>>127075010
Fuck. Beat me to it.

>>127072709
5 minutes of work in this kind of enviroment and I would turn the whole place into a shooting range

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>>127072709
>We hope you enjoy our hip, new, and fun work environment!
>windows 10

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>>127072709
Mind explaining what this is?

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>>127077267
Its like our motivation wall but only for the wrong side

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>>127077002
Beat me to it too

I just don't understand why Millienials can't just go to work to work then go home. Why do all of this extra shit?

I'm a Millienial please don't yell at me

>>127077267
If nig lives matter soo fucking much, why aren't there any noggers in that office?

>>127077674
Because nigs aren't smart goyim, or they all work in HR or mailroom.

>>127077643
I'm a millennial and all I wanna do is work and go home. No bully bls

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>>127072709
I had a headache just looking at it.

>>127077643
>Millienials can't just go to work to work then go home
>home
Implying millenials have what we consider a home.
If you were confined to 80sq ft of living space you'd want a hip new workspace to live in too

>>127076502
you too eh? i fucking hate this shit.

>>127077674
Why would yehudies conscript nogs for tech labour?
The poster is enough for the zuckerfucker's farce.

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>>127072709

Wheres the safe space?

>>127072709

It's not that disorganized.

It looks like they were having some type of celebration that day, which is why everything looks so disorganized.

If you look at the computers/desks in the back they're all set up organized.


With all that being said, I absolutely deplore this open style. I eventually would go insane from not having my own desk, and just a tiny modicum of privacy.

>>127077868
This and I bet this company offers food for their employees too. They have a bar for beer and a gaming room, and exercise room for yoga. Essentially, the company wants you to spend 20 hours a day there

>>127075010
Worked in an open office like this during the waning days of the dot com boom. Had to go to a broom closet to get away from the party atmosphere when I needed to concentrate on designing a data structure or the architecture of a new system. For cranking out tedious pages of markup, the open office was fine but for intellectual work, it sucked moose cock.

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>>127078134
>Why would yehudies conscript nogs for tech labour?
Because their known for superior emotional intelligence. Something that us whites haven't really developed.

I work in an environment like that. Not nearly as bad, but it's pretty open. It's not awful, it's kinda nice for just shooting the shit sometimes and having quick, small meetings. At one of the companies we own though, they have these super nice cubicles - each one has a window into the neighboring cubicles in case they need to talk, a sliding glass door for pure privacy, and lots of space.I really wish we had these at our place, but those cubes have been in that location for over a decade now, so it probably won't happen

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it's supposed to help creative thinking i guess, if it works it would only be the first day since you'd get used to it kek

>literal disorder
>literal chaos
>literal apes all around

>>127072709
>nu-male central

heh

>>127078090

I'm an introvert too...the only solution I found was in-ear noise isolating earphones and music/youtube/whatever. Otherwise I can't get shit done.

I fucking studied STEM to live this nightmare.

About ten years ago there was a company that bough a huge space like an airplane hanger and populated it with shed like buildings (make your cuck shed jokes) that each had individual control over their environment. There were little paths that ran between the sheds, making it look like a little village. Most people didn't even bother shutting the door of their shed because there was enough space and walls between them and the next sheds that noise wasn't much of a problem. It also solved the problem of the office being too hot or too cold since each person had control over the environmental controls of their shed. Looked like heaven. I'd be surprised if it still exists.

>>127076920

Heh.

Dude wants to off himself.

>>127079177

That's an awesome idea.

This open layout garbage needs to die in the IT world.

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>>127072709
>having an office job
Kek that's pretty steeple tier

>>127078491
I read that as
>beacause of superior redguard blood rage

>>127077643

It is not just a Millenial thing and some things never change. I remember walking into Sony in 1985 and the floor was the size of a football field, all open cubes. I lasted about a week before walking out.

That same year I also worked for a large national pharmaceutical company. I was given a warning from my cunt boss for not participating in the company after work social programs.

So not a Millenial thing, you just have to find an employer not run by dicks chasing the latest fad.

>>127079177
I've been in an airport like that in Kenya I think

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>>127076920

>>127072709
There's no fucking way that setup is safe. You'd end up trampling so many trying to escape from a fire. Speaking of fires, that shit hanging in the back probably isn't OSHA compliant. Even my old school got in trouble for hanging a
wooden model airplane like those tie die towels.

>work in an office like this
>pajeets constantly roaming and asking all the smarter white people for help with their designated shitting code
I want to be free from this pain

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>>127072709
Open borders, open democracies, open IQs.

>>127079568

Tip top kek maplebro

>>127079523
>given a warning from my cunt boss for not participating in the company after work social programs.
Holy shit I would let em have it. All of my employers have known better than to pull this shit with me.

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>>127072709
>BLM
>not a single nigger in the pic

>>127072709

>tie dye shirt

so they employ drug addicts?

>>127076710
it's not permanent, only when Tyquan is feeling frisky and dominant... well heck it might as well be permanent with King Ty knowing how he is ;-)

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>>127079687
We're onto something huge here.

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>>127072709

JUST

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>>127076168
>This is our new office!
>We hope you enjoy our hip, new, and fun work environment!

>>127075010
Come on now, he's looking at his phone.

>>127072709

Shit, my office has those same chairs. They're uncomfortable as fuck if that plastic bar in the middle comes out, no back support at all without it.

>>127077267

Lots of social justice shit to distract from the corporate flyer listing every single right they don't have as employees.

>>127078312

Cheaper than paying decent benefits too, like getting company stock instead of a pension.

>>127079694

The tye-dye shit is painted onto the wall it looks like.

>>127079863

Aging ex-hippie maybe.

>>127072709
Only if the studio has no nogs.

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>>127072709
really makes you think

>>127080276
>phone

it kinda looks a bit comfy too tho. since you can disappear in the masses, if you had your own office people would come knock on your door and shit.

the worst kind are small open spaces . so you are just a few people so you get the worst of two worlds

>>127079523
Can confirm. My boss wanted me to go to New Orleans for a week and have me spend 3k of my OWN MONEY then reimburse me 2 months later.

She got angry at me because I told her that I didn't have 3k to spend on a useless trip.

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What's the deal with colored pencil art?
Yeah, yeah. Liking art is personal, but holy fuck, colored pencil art is typically the 2nd laziest shit out there. One step above throwing paint buckets at a canvas; but even that involves a level of complexity if you're blasting it out your vagina/anus or vomiting. You have to at least swallow or enema beforehand.

Seems like hell on earth. If you have a person even close to you in 5 km range it just gets uncomfortable.

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>>127080581
Did you fuck her? :^)

>>127080198
you can tell hes Canadian because of his terrible posture

>>127074022
> waah facebook isnt hiring more white people because Indians and Asians succeed more muh white genocide

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the goat get shit done office type

>>127079523
After work social programs.
God, why? Who gives a fuck? Go home and rest so you can walk into work the next morning with a huge, throbbing erection to conquer the day!

Jesus christ.
Extrovert heaven organization? What kind of job did you do?

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>>127072709
It's cheaper floorspace but that is NOT the reason this shit is popular!

It's an application of the principles behind the panopticon, how to control masses of people with minimal resources. A company that does this does not trust its employees to be out of sight of the managers. To be fair, the newer generation has work ethic of a SJW so I wouldn't trust them with data entry, never mind any work requiring initiative or intellectual labour.

>>127072709
the sheer amount of apple gear in that place must mean the dick sucking around the office is off the charts, everyone knows apple is the faggots choice

>>127075010

Is he even wearing socks? I have never seen a more degenerate workplace in my life.

>>127072709

>black lives matter poster
>Not a nigger in sight

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>>127080924
Wrong.
No qt asian office cheerleaders, no production from me.

>>127072709
Why are they all dressed like teenagers?

>>127080924
>>127081207
>not going three box

>>127080780
She's 50 years old and morbidly obese with 2 artificial knees and one amputated diabetes foot.

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>>127079523

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>>127081305
whoops

>>127072709
fuuuuck that. Give me a cubicle any day. I couldn't concentrate in a shit tier normie habitat like that.

>>127075136

>take half the copper wire with you

>>127079568
The slums at the end of the runway in Mombasa are indeed like that except they're crammed together even more tightly.

>>127080924

You did remember to include the cover sheet with your TPS report?

>>127080956
all of this. Our school tried so hard to stay full apple, but in the end we needed PC to get anything properly done. Apple is for betacucks who only enjoy "appearing" busy. it goes well with everything wrong with their lives.

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>>127079177
>having walls
>having privacy
Oy, vey shut it down!

>>127078287
You must be one of them if you consider that shit in any way "set up" or "organized" in any capacity.

>>127079151
yeah no ... being in the same space with so many normies. drives me insane. you really get an understanding for people who show up with assault rifles and just fuck up the place. i can hear the quiet when the last body hits the floor...

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>>127081305
>three box
You know, that just might be more productive than i thought

>>127081542
That or it was Addis Ababa. I always mix them up.

>>127081372
That's kinda hot.
What if one of those artificial knees had a onahole slot attachment?

>>127080924

>Cubicles criticized and ridiculed for decades

>Go to something even worse

>>127080956

Everyone in OP's picture makes more money than 99% of /pol/, dick sucking must be the way to go.

>>127080957

Ankle-high socks.

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>>127079177
Something like this?

>>127073490
Yup, I work in an Open Plan office..

One dumb bitch had her fucking phone on loudspeaker, talking to her young toddler.

Of course then two other women had to follow suit straight afterwards. Was like having kids right there in the fucking office when I'm trying to code, arrrgh.

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>>127080686
t. retard who never used coloured pencils

>>127080581
Dealt with that in the past. Now as far as the company knows I don't have credit cards and all excess cash after expenses go into long term investments. I also go hiking most weekends so if they try to call me in, my cell phone is out of range. Eventually they find out that it's easier to push that shit on someone else, especially since they can't HR me as neither being on call nor advancing the company loans is part of my job description. Even with "other tasks as assigned" listed, it can't cover these items.

>>127075832
Now THAT'S they type of room I feel one could finalize many solutions in!

Where, and to whom do I apply?

Silicon valley must be one of the soul-crushing jobs in the world for a sane white man.

>The kindergarten layout of the office
>Childless beta bitch boys bringing their dogs into the office
>Disgusting H1-B curry niggers
>Blue-haired transsexuals constantly looking to report an infraction and get you shitcanned
>Mandatory diversity seminars

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>>127072709
Hello there. How do you like my office?

>>127082075
t. retard who is showing me the best of the best colored pencil drawing by a skilled artist.

t. t. OP's Pic is lowres- you can't see the vivid mural inbetween the rainbow colors of sweaty dog dicks raping babies and >>127082075 's mom

>>127082248
>implying sane white men would work there

>>127072709
looks like suicide

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>>127072709

Noise cancelling headphones and blinkers and I'm good to go.

kek. As an electrician I've worked on plenty of these. Always make me laugh seeing the eagerness on the normie staff's faces when moving in contrasting with the people who realize they're being dropped into a torture chamber.

Horrific work environment.

>>127072709
Honestly, you could probably concentrate better if your desk was right in the middle of the slot machine section of a casino

>>127081374

It was like that by worse. If I remember correctly half of them on the floor were only half the height so you could see everything.

>>127075610
so hard right now

>>127079850
>>127077674
>>127074294
>>127074022
>>127073531

I honestly am starting to feel like these libshits push their anti racist BLM agenda so hard because they are driven by strong personal guilt from their actual racist mentalities. They are actually the only true racists of America outside of the KKK.

In some ways worse than the KKK, because at least the KKK wants to just be left alone, while these cucks want to pretend they are good at integrating everyone while simultaneously treating black people with the soft bigotry of low expectations.

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>>127072709
I'd prefer this type of office, where I would I could just get on with my work, and avoid pointless small talk.

>>127072709
I was lucky to work in small companies with good people
we had like 10 ppl in a room, yet it was still quite distracting when some were talking

>>127082156
Kind of glad I left that company honestly. It was a nightmare.

I was first hired and barely had 500 in my bank after getting laid off. The first week I attended, they told me I had to go to Denver and pay for the ticket (1500), my hotel (500), and my food (150 because they only took me to 5 star places). I had to overdraft for rent.

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>>127082275
This, in combination with pic related would be my ideal office. I would love to have a toilet in my office. Sitting with my back to people I've summoned, whilst taking a shit. Talking shop.

>>127081905
Addis Ababa isn't as bad about the slums around the airport as Mombasa. Probably because the area isn't as conductive to life. Mombasa is near the ocean and has temperate weather (relatively speaking). Addis is on a high plateau where it is hot and dry. Don't want to live in either place but generally have found Ethiopia to be less annoying than Kenya.

>>127073531
cause nigs dont work

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>>127072709
Plus ca change...

>>127072709
Why do people do this shit?

>>127082004
Nah, they were complete sheds, including roofs, windows, and doors. What you posted is every middle manager's wet dream.

>>127081374
that pic is heaven compared to some shitholes I've worked in

>>127073531
My first reaction
>Photo of the Year

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>>127082836

>Employee number 4529. Please step forward.

>>127072709
>Black lives matter
>Not one nigger in sight

Commie scum need to higher a flock of urban youths to come manage the excess equipment they have.

>>127072709
Count the people 'working' at computers that are on idle screen or not turned on at all.

I've worked in an environment like this for a while. The lefty hipster retards can be insufferable but it's a really low pressure type of work day. It's not very productive, but if you can end up hired by a company like this and know how to keep your mouth shut then you're in for a really easy and semi-fun job.

>>127080945

Just a menial bullshit job at that time. It was an unwritten rule everyone participates and brings their families to the company social events. Never expected to get formal reprimand for it. I quit soon after, fuck'em.

>>127073252
I can concentrate completely with almost any level of noise around me. Read half a chapter of a maths textbook just the other day at a coffee shop with a screaming kid in the next seat. Not sure how I obtained this skill but must suck to not have it.

>>127083171
That sounds amazing

>>127082836
Looks depressing desu

>>127083171
>middle manager
how could that even be hard.
Boss: We need ur team to perform X.
Me: Team we need to do X by this date.
What's the problem? If people are doing shit then you tell ur managers to fire them, and if they don't then you take 0 responsibility for the project or quit. breddy easy.

What happened to cubicles? Do they not do that shit anymore?

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>>127079687

>>127080946
It's also treating them like children. These people are trained from when they are kids at school to study in environments similar to this, so it's designed to make them regress to those times.

Makes them easier to control. Basically it makes management's job easier, so they can spend more time with the door closed, fapping to tranny porn.

>>127080924
>>127081374
>>127082004
>>127082836

Mm comfey.

It's like it used to be okay to be introverted and focused for some of the day, (y'know. work time for work and not social BS) and then family oriented or sociable for the rest of your day. It's as though we were more than a simple "extrovert" or "introvert" stamp on a dossier. As though having a healthy spectrum of changing environments was desirable.

Not something you see considered in our post modern dystopia.

>>127082980

wait give me a quick rundown on this scene. why is there a toilet in the office? does it has some kind of meaning?

Looks like a cluster fuck of a mess. My OCD is going off just looking at this shit. Who the actual goddamn fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>127082980
Fucking lol at the shit comment.
That would be hilarious. One of those Japanese super toilets complete with ass wash and air dry.

>>127083063
This actually looks pretty comfy, to me. Easy to get shit done. Safe from all the women.

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>>127082836
The similarity with pic related is stunning. It's of a set of veal fattening pens.

Those are some giant fucking pc monitors.

>>127072709

Hate this shit.
Working in a big cluster like that is fine for a while, but often you have you assinged task, don't need help with it, and just need to put your nose to the grind stone and do some tedious work. In those situations I would greatly prefer a quieter cubical where I won't be constantly distracted.

I like the photoshopped cork board though.

>>127075704
DESU I like to see the infastructure of the building rather than a sea of drop ceiling
it forces the builders to make their shit look good as well as function

>>127076319
That's kind of the idea.

>haha look at your awesome new creativity space
>now it's not like work so you never have to stop "working" haha
>did you catch games of thrones last night?

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>>127081374

Jesus christ this can't be real

>>127083479

In all due honesty, I would prefer the "mass processing" one instead of OP's. Knowing people are staring and the possibility of a talk or hearing others is most disturbing lol.

>>127082248
There's any other kind of job in silicon valley these days?

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Na. Im a director, this is my new office.

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>>127072709
> BLM hip poster
> Not a single black worker

Really fires electromagnetic signals through your neurons.

>>127083765
Noise cancelling earplugs

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>>127072709
Will Wheaton wtf

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>>127077643
>work IT
>on call all the time in case some retard can't figure out how to press the power button
>try to keep things as simple as possible but there's always a few human failures they manage to hire somehow

>>127079863
If it's silicon valley, nobody and i mean nobody tests for drugs.

>>127072709
Not even cubicle walls. Kill me now

>>127072709
>work on computers
>with the lights on

fuck off

>>127083481
Middle managers get themselves involved in pointless petty turf wars with other middle managers. Most also feel empty inside because they don't produce anything of value. This leads to problems at home, which they then bring back into the office. It's a pretty shitty situation but one of their own creation.

>>127084168
This

>>127079523
>AWSPs
Frankly a waste of time, it cuts into potential productivity. Why cut out potential sleep time people need?

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>>127072709
Me on the right

>>127077643
Of You look at all other aspects we're winning.

Concert attendance and club attendance is down, people socialize online rather than joining clubs or meeting up to spend leisure time with one another.

Yet, the workspace center d around thes people is an anomaly.

>>127077643

i want to be at home and work. how about that

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>>127083266
>>127083479
>>127083715

No matter how "hip" and "cool" an office is designed, you're still a cattle for the company. Might as well just keep the uniform cubicles for cleanliness and efficiency.

>>127084134
Obvious us two are the only geniuses in this bread.

>>127082986
I found Ethiopia pretty green, but yeah the area near the airport is pretty dry and dusty. Easy town to understand if you stay on the drag, good luck otherwise. Never been in Mombasa, just Nairobi, heard Mombasa is a shithole from the Kenyans themselves. Generally Ethiopians>Kenyans, but upper classers in Kenya are decent.

>>127083796
It's not. It's a matte shot from the original Tron movie. The reason why it is a matte shot though is that IBM wouldn't give them permission to film in one of their offices which was apparently even larger with more cubes.

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>>127072709
Not enough money for walls, but lots of Apple fag machines.

pic not related

>>127083191
I agree but I still hate it. I worked at tech company that could not afford to fix the roof for months. The hung ceiling came down because of all the water. So they had tarp filling up with water in spots and underneath where the tarp was bulging with water, they cut a small hole in the tarp that filled up the large garbage cans. Of course to over flowing sometimes. The wall to wall carpet was so soggy with water you squished walking through the office.

After awhile the mold and air quality built up that the air was unhealthy and people were getting sick.

>>127083929

FUN FACT

Hitler supposedly personally designed this room as he was into architecture.
After the war Albert Speer insulted the design as the car garage was just below the window,
as the cars drove away and the wind was blowing in a certain way exhaust fumes blew into the room nearly suffocating everyone.
He said the design was awful and showed Hitler's incompetence.

>>127083990
>Electromagnetic signals through your neurons
You're a fucking retard.

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>>127084175
This picture explains what you need to know. They're the Clueless layer that shields the Psychopaths from the Losers.

>>127074343
>What does this have to do with /tv/ though???
nothing. but this isn't /tv/ now is it?

>>127083645
It's not his office. It's just a bathroom with a couch. The whole movie is about the elite and their occult practices. There's a George Soros stand in too.

>all those numales
The only masculine guys I see working in offices are from engineering firms honestly.

>>127084367
Ah, but they want to trick you into being creative and taking on some initiative before you figure that out. And then once you have, they chuck you out and move on to the next rube.

>>127075161
Yah, pretty wierd choice considering most people who work there are introverts.

For the first time in my life I'm in a working environment exclusive to men. Not by law, but by circumstance. It's the comfiest I've ever been. Don't get me wrong, but not having women in your workplace reduces conflict and abscence by a lot. As a result, quarterlies and quality go up to.

>>127072709
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

SHAREBLUE WANTS US TO STOP

DO NOT STOP

HANG TREASONISTS

>>127074637
>>127075317
I've worked in two "open offices," as an artist/designer on a creative team. I'm an introvert and it's basically hell. Sensory overload, no privacy. I'm a woman so always freezing and would spend most days huddling at my desk with a huge blanket around my shoulders, giant headphones with meditation music/white noise, trying as hard as possible to look unapproachable and avoid interacting with anyone. Hated having to walk past my ten zillion golly-gee extrovert coworkers every time I wanted to use the bathroom or go make a private phone call. These types of environments are inhumane and I totally agree that it's just so management can see whether you're spending too much time on faceberg or whatever.

>>127072709
Open layout is amazing until you get 15+ people, then its an entire fucking nightmare.

At my current job developers are on the same floor as the sales agents, I told then to find me a quiet space or I would quit.

The amazing thing about these meme companies is the fact they actually listen to you.... Now me and another dev share a large quiet office, its so nice now.

Also free food is there to make lunch time quicker, I may be on salary but my lunches are "unpaid" unless I eat at my desk, only thing I hate about this job, full benefits and even a 401k.

>>127072709
It's actually a game. The object of the game is to figure out how to escape that trap and find your freedom. Good luck. It's a hard game to play. Not everyone wins at it.

I know that when I have to focus on something I like to look up every 15 seconds and break my train pf thought to acknowledge some asshole I don't even like walking by or be distracted by somebody's conversation/radio/birthdayparty/whatever

I can't even properly read a book if my spouse has the tv goin'

>>127075010
That's me everyday at work, bitches be talking about dudes, dudes be talking about bitches, guys like me get cucked eventuslly this is why I'm single since forever. I'm saving money so one day I can get the hell out of here and enjoy my savings account and retirement money in peace.

People sucks.

>>127083623
This is very true. The public school system forces group projects on teachers and immediately criticizes any behavioral problems of a student by asking the teacher if they're assigning enough group work.

>>127084158
Fun fact, you are more likely to be drug tested in a $10/hr sales agent job than you are a $30/hr developer position.

6 years in, no test yet :^)

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>>127083796
It's worse, this is my last job, i might go back to work there since i'm doing shit and they offered me a bonus.

>>127085356
This. Management acts like it's good for productivity and "collaboration" but it's not. It's impossible to concentrate. And it completely fails to recognize the fact that a lot of smart and talented people need a quiet, private environment to do their best work. But corporate culture is all about TEAMWORK and being an extrovert. They devalue the individual. Everything is to serve the "company culture."

So glad I'm out of that rat race.

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>>127072709
Office work sucks shit, and open spaces are fucking cancer. They are specifically intended to never allow you to forget what a wage slave and an insignificant gear-wheel you are.

Offices are one of the major reasons I went to work for academia + freelancing from the comfort of my home instead of some coproration. The pay is way less, but I don't even give a fuck - offices and bosses are hell, I'd sooner go live in a forest. Seriously, it's XXI century, there's skype, there's teleworking - that "traditional" shit should've been obsolete for a couple decades.

>>127084850
Not enough women and people of color.

>>127085913
Those desks are way to small.

>>127085914
I would be okay if the open office was ringed with tons of private study rooms. That way you could have your desk on the main room, but if you needed to focus you could go get some privacy

People would probably jerk off in them though

>>127085356
Git gud faggot. Cycling fast through multiple tasks should be a given in this day and age. Reading a book is different though. Tell the bitch to turn it down before you tune her up.

>>127085914
Doesn't matter. Companies are run for the benefit of management. Not the investors, not the customers, certainly not the staff - management.

Once you figure that out, everything that goes on in your typical company makes sense. Just ask how does this benefit management and you'll go "ah".

>>127072709

looks like a nightmare

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Found the jewish trickery

>>127077868
How do you have a job and only 80sqft of living space? I had a better set up than that delivering pizzas in LA last year.
Stop eating avocado toast, dumbass.

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>>127076168
>This is (((your))) new office!
>Remember, Arbeit Macht Frei!

>>127086230
It's horrible man everything is small and cramp, I don't want to go back but i need shekels so i don't go in debt.

>>127085695
The crappier the job, the more people that are willing/able to do it, the more likely they are to drug test.

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>>127077235
>Filename

>>127072709
>Leave agency dev work so I don't have to deal with OP pic anymore.

MFW the major corporation I work for adopts OP pic.

I'm tired of moving jobs. Nothing gets done, nothing important is needed, pretty much all of it is pretend work for middle class welfare. The worst is the fat shit PMs who think they should keep appearances up.

How does one go about becoming a murder for hire?

>>127084840
Its eyes wide shut right?

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>>127072709
>telepathically listen to his thoughts
>it's just machineguns and explosions

>>127086292
Many have tried that. The study rooms just get filled up quickly each day. If you allow them to be reserved, the managers all end up with reservation priority.

>>127086311
Yeah, this is why I left the second I got pregnant and now I stay home with my babies and freelance. It wasn't worth it. The last place I worked for was a well known global (((entertainment))) corporation and they flat out lied to me during my interview when I asked about flexibility to work from home part time and privacy/quiet at work. Just total direct lies in response to my questions. Once they had me under contract all the bullshit about "work-life balance" was out the window.

>>127086871
You could start with basic weapons training and join the military.

IS THAT TEXAS? BASED TEXAS FAGS! B-B-B-B-B-ASED! MAGA! CALI SUX! XD!

>>127085695
This, ive worked at 2 household name companys in California for 7 years each. Never a drug test.

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>>127086977
>the managers all end up with reservation priority
You don't say. I'm shocked, I tell you.

>>127086979
>Gee, why do women make less than men?

>>127083627
have a (you)

>>12708687
Are you actually good at your work? If so, become a consultant. Companies need for work to actually get done but have burdened themselves with so much useless crap that very little actually does get done. As a result, they often hire outsiders to come in and do the actual work. You can charge high rates because you have very little overhead.

>>127086509
Its not me I'm describing. Its the millennial sharing a house with 8 other millennials to make rent.

>>127083466
You are probably deaf.

>>127079177
Sounds pretty awesome

>>127087252
I'm not really concerned about the wage gap desu and I was never trying to be the main breadwinner in my household, which is why I left. Doesn't change the fact that corporate culture is a joke and (((open offices))) are unhealthy and damaging to productivity.

>>127084615
close the window then

>>127087942
>corporate culture is a joke
Who's corporate culture is a joke? European? US? Japan, Korea?
Elaborate

>>127080945
>God, why? Who gives a fuck?

You gotta do the teambuilding Anon! What's that; you can work in a team perfectly well without this crap and can back up the claim by the fact you're the only one who ever seems to get anything productive done?

Well that may be true, but Sally in HR once waved and said hello to you from the opposite side of the office while it was incredibly busy and hectic, and you didn't respond! She's concerned you don't quite fit into the happy, fun family atmosphere we're trying to make here :)

>>127087942
It's all designed to treat you like children and encourage you to act like children. The moment you start trying to deal with them like an adult they'll either try to promote you if they think that's useful to them or get rid of you.

>>127084615
>implying early 1940s nazi germany was teaming with cars driving in and out of hitlers personal garage.
The garage was for him only, so when he left it didnt matter who was in the office.
When he arrived, the windows were still closed from the last time he left.

what's up with hipsters and those ugly unfinished ceilings? Is it to feel "industrial xD" or some jew cost cutting?

>>127088687
If the wall is all glass, then its to let more natural light in.
If the wall is not glass then its just faggotry

>>127088687
it's to feel old and industrial. like they are the new 1800s industrial revo. they are all a bunch of public school and fobs that don't even know about the industrial revo! burn these places down!

>>127088451
Yes, that has been exactly my experience. There's a code of silence when it comes to addressing the real problems in the pipeline. Where I worked the infantilization was even more evident because we were producing content for children's media, so everything already was already creepily skewed in that direction to begin with.

>>127072709
The guy on the bottom right looks fucking miserable.

>>127073252

I regularly get bitched out for not listening to people in my pit, but it's so fucking noisy sometimes I've just started tuning everything out.

>>127088120
Big west coast corporations that generate "family" entertainment for a global audience.

Any one else here ancient? I don't have a company computer and I don't have a company phone. When I'm at home, I'm at home. No work related hassles for me. Car, computer and phone are all poisoned gibmedats. All gifts to blur the line between private time and corporate time.

>>127072709
open offices are only to prevent people from surfing the internet at work

>>127073490
True.

Open space office is cancer on productivity, when combined with women

>>127088687
It's both. Like how all the megacorps back in the 90s all of sudden started touting how environmentally friendly they all were by going to using recycled shit. They didn't care about the environment, they just cared that it saved them money and they could use it to market their brand.

>>127074343
Welcome to /pol/!

Remember, you're here forever.

>>127088873
It's Portland tier faggotry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_HGqPGp9iY

>>127072709
I like my privacy when I work

>>127089380
Lol. These days, I think most companies refuse to pay for a phone. But they want the # to your personal phone anyway. Just like they want the passwords to all your personal social media accounts too.

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>>127072709
I just realized that Facebook and companies use the same tactics as a casino to get you to stay longer. A large space with no windows. Tons of noise. People everywhere. Bright and busy imagery on the walls and floor to keep you awake. Just no liquor. Guys will all office spaces be like this eventually?

>>127089925
Then I would stop working, if I were you, because they're going to invade and take control over all aspects of you life eventually.

>>127087405
Seriously, how? Delivering pizzas I had a pretty sweet living arrangement in an expensive city. One roommate only. My coworkers had similar living situations. You have to be retarded to not be able to afford to live comfortably on a full time job.

>>127090281
Agreed, but are you sure they don't have liquor? Pretty sure Pixar and Google both have beer on tap on "campus."

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>>127090630
Wow that's a trap if I ever heard one. "Go ahead employee #24-768 have as much as you want! Just scan your I.D. before heading in. (Don't worry we just want to know what you drink so we can stock more for next time!)

drone 1: FRANK!!! HAS ANYBODY SEEN FRANK??? DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHICH MODULAR WORK STATION FRANK SELECTED THIS MORNING?????? WE HAVE A 9AM DEADLINE AND I NEED TO SPEAK TO FRANK!!!!!!

drone 2: FRANK IS ON PATERNITY LEAVE!!!

drone 1: *commits sudoku*

drone 3: WE NEED A CUSTODIAL AGENT IN QUADRANT 3 OF QUADRANT 4 STAT

>>127091133
Yeah it's crazy. I know a lot of people who work at those particular companies and they also have massages, gyms/saunas, cereal bars, and a bunch of other shit to make people feel like they literally never need to go home.

>>127090231
"just like they want the passwords to all your personal social media accounts too.'

I didn't quite catch that.

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>>127083645
>>>127083645

It's from eyes wide shut. Some whore overdosed and they're trying to sober her up during some high society party

>>127087065
Shit, the big boys don't test?
They were the ones I was expecting to.

Entry level or senior?

Only reason I haven't gone to new mexico looking for a pay raise yet, fuck Cali.

>>127085695
$30/h whoa there big shot

>>127082773
dae demoCRAPS are the real racists!! XD

>>127091614
Spotted that too.
kek

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>>127075010
Reminds me of this dude from the NASA picture of "diversity" or women, I can't remember what the pic was about.

>>127092506
Oh I forgot where I was, my bad.

I make $600/hr and smoke weed at my desk all day.

>>127082004
one of the greatest films of all time. What a beautiful scene.

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Honestly a big room full of extroverted fuckheads is the least comfortable place I can think of.

Lol what product is this company making, ADD? Lol right? It looks like an ADD factory, how could anyone think this is a good floor plan? Libraries look the opposite of this for a reason.

>>127075704
The whole point of this shit is to funnel more of that money to the top. Those billions pay for a lot more yachts if you downgrade your staff from having offices to open plan hot desks with slim client PCs, and stuffing more drones into the space means the obvious productivity loss gets offset by having more drones.

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>>127093603
Only film I've seen by Jacques Tati. It's the movie that got me into movies. And into imagery communicating messages.

>>127094052
Close. It's Facebook.

>>127080848
wut.
they said it was almost exclusively white.

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>>127072709
Honestly there's no such thing as professional workplaces anymore. My friend works at Nickelodeon and its all adult hipsters and fat feminists. No dress code and anything goes, even rainbow hair or face piercings.

Basically looks like a high school art class.

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>>127095379
We probably know the same people. I know tons of Nick employees.

>>127094745
There's also shitty collaboration management fad that's taken hold in a lot of corporations. Look at how they're all pretending to be talking to each other as if that somehow makes them productive when maintaining a fucking website.

>>127094745
Honestly though? They get you there with the rents and those $5 cups of coffee and the restaurants and your smartphone bill, etc.

This is about turning you into a child so that you're easily controlled and dependent on their guidance for everything. I mean, if they can screw you out of something you're owed, sure but in general this is the carrot part of exploiting the donkey, not the stick part.

>>127072709

>tfw i recognise the color theme for the Eclipse IDE open on that computer

>>127083466
Really high ability to maintain strong dopamine levels.

>>127096347
>This is about turning you into a child so that you're easily controlled and dependent on their guidance for everything.

A big part of this is that it impresses gullible managers, VCs and other investors. Look how productive they all are!

Any self-respecting autist should feel sick just looking at that photo.

>>127076710
You just got cyber bullied.

>>127095703
My job involves maintaining 16 websites and 3 pieces of software relating to it completely on my own and still have the occasional afternoon to spend on the "would be nice" feature list, the amount of padding in big companies must be staggering.

>>127078285
gender neutral bathroom

>>127075010
This is library!

>>127092528
Kill yourself leftishit.

>>127072709
I haven't worked in an office in years, but that looks like a nightmare. I have never appreciated cubicles so much.

Glad I have my own office so I don't have to deal with that open layout kikery.
>hey goys what an interesting coincidence how this open layout """increases productivity""" as well as reduces costs on walls, doors, and soundproofing :^)

>>127072709
>my job doesn't enslave me - we have a ping pong table and free bags of chips. Yayyyy

>>127101595
no privacy
no quiet moments
always under the gaze of coworkers and management
a panopticon with ping pong

Huxley was right.

>>127072709
Brave new world tier nightmare that is

>>127089358
Mouse?

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>talk to team about maybe getting some cubicles up so we don't have each other in peripheral vision all the time
>no one understands my problem and they say I just want to browse 4chan all day

>>127072709
That looks like a nightmare