How come girls say they have girlfriends but boys don't

>>127016120
Because that sounds fucking gay you mentally ill queer

>>127016456
don't be mean

>>127016120
>imitating perma-teen feminine culture
Why do this to yourself

Because we're not faggots

>>127016456
fpbp

>>127016456
fpbp

>>127016456
fpbp

>>>/r/showerthoughts

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>>127016456
ohhh shit

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>>127016456
fpbp
/thread/

>>127016120
Good question, OP. Wanna be my boyfriend?

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>>127016120
Because implied bisexuality is attractive to Chad, which is the only opinion women care about.
But implied faggotry is not attractive to anyone except ugly weeb yaoi-fetish girls, and while come men may be desperate enough to care about their opinions, they also consider the opinions of their other peers and wider society. And on balance decide that no, I should not invite suspicions of cocklust.

>>127017106
like dick suck boyfriend?

>>127017893
Um, i-if you want to~

>>127016456
this

>>127016456
/thread

>>127017961
ok but no homo

>>127018219
Do you like cuddling?

>>127016456
This

>>127017300
This is correct

>>127018378
oh sure

>>127018689
I wanna be the little spoon, though. And balls won't touch I promise c:

Its a biological double standard. Girls are meant to be sexualized and its cute, whereas men aren't meant to be sexualized hence its fucking gay.

And this.
>>127017300

>>127016456
you have to normalise it to not be gay, i mean somehow the british managed to make mate sound like a normal bond between men

>>127018822
ok deal im coming over

>>127019163
Knock three times.

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>>127016120

Because they would be kind of gay now wouldn't it

>>127019270
with my cock