Ben & Jerry's bans ordering two scoops of the same flavor

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>>127008029
TWO FUCKING SCOOPS?

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Oompa Loompa Trumpity Doo
I got only one scoop
Why'd you get two?
Oompa Loompa Trumpity Dee
If you fucking clap
i'll kill you on TV

>>127008029

Jokes on them, their ice cream is shit.

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>>127008029
We must equalize the ice cream. Now send your contributions to the Ben and Jerry's™ revolution you fucking goy.

>>127008029
Isn't this counter intuitive? Wouldn't it make more sense to only allow same scoop partners ig that's what youre pushing for?

>>127008029
Fuckin cucks here. I am gay, but I want the same two flavours. Fuck you B&J's, let me have my TWO SCOOOOPS

ice creams for fat cunts anyway

Who the fuck buys that expensive crap anyway?

You get 1/4th of what you get in our local ice cream tubs for half the price and it tastes so artificial and bland too.

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How is a corporation allowed to be so blatantly political?

>>127008571
Because if the children don't behave like good liberals they won't receive the full dessert.

>>127008029
>how to make sure Hagens Daz has the best fiscal year they've ever had
Do they think they have the monopoly on ice cream or some shit? It's like they're trying to hold ice cream hostage but they forgot that literally everyone else offers a better deal

>>127008732
They make themselves part of culture through braindead consumers so the line between political manipulation and natural society is blurred.

>>127008375
It really is. There are much better brands that aren't Kike owned.

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HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET YER' SCOOPS NOW FRUMFY WUMFY

>>127008029
fuck em. theyre icecream label doesnt make money here anyway.
hire australian, buy australian, support our farmers.

Fuck Ben & Jerry's

In Oregon, its Tillamook and Umpqua.

>I've got a great business decision
>lets get political!
Worked amazingly for Target.

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>implying they can place a limit on the number of scoops
Ted Cruz is no longer here to protect you foolish mortals, the scooplegates belong to me.

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Is Dairy Queen /ourbrand/?

>>127009262
Hell yeah Tillamook is my shit

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>>127008029
>Soulless American corporation thinks it has a say in another country's politics

yeah nah m8, australian ice cream is better anyway

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Guess I'll just order three scoops now.

>>127008029
Oh boy because that's what I want when I order ice cream, liberal propaganda shoved in my face

TWOO
SKOOWPZ

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>>127008029
Why don't they just give out two scoops of the same flavour for free?
Wouldn't that draw more attention to their cause?

So you come to the ice cream store and you ask for an ice cream and they won't sell it to you? Is this for real? What do they say, do they have a sheet of paper with the message to recite to people when they ask for ice cream?

Can someone explain to me who in their right mind wouldn't just tell them to fuck off and buy their ice cream somewhere else? And that's even disregarding the message, if it was about saving the whales, same shit.

>>127008029

>just before summer in Australia
>American education

Also no one in Australia eats $20 dollar Jew cream fuck off you poofter cunts

>>127008029
>right before summer too!
Bait or dumb seppo I can't tell.

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>>127008029
Do big cities really have dedicated places that sell ice cream by the scoop? No wonder the West is dying. Fucking faggots just have to have an ice cream in the middle of the fucking day

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>>127008029
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>>127008029
>26 Ben & Jerry’s locations
>only banning same flavour doubles
So they aren't gonna lose a dime lol nice virtue signal

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>>127008732
Their ice cream is pretty good shit in my opinion.

Graeter's is better anyway
Also so is Jeni's

>>127008029
Won't be summer for 6 months m9

>>127009472
It's absolutely autistic.

At most, this just makes people fucking hate Ben and Jerry's. Which I say they honestly deserve, they've been shoving liberal propaganda in their customers' faces since their autistic Bernie Sanders ice cream.

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>>127008029
>Two scoops!!!!

>>127009609
Your whole hemisphere is joke

>>127009484
It's an average American they don't realise that the world continues after America ends

>>127009262
Minnesota here, Deans and Kemp around me, but my family has always made homemade ice cream too. Used to do it by hand after cutting ice out of the lakes in spring.

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>>127008029
This was the last CEO to publicly go on about gay marriage

>>127008732
Because they are on the (((correct))) side.

Remember that small family business with one shop Obama had shut down with the federal department of justice for not baking a cake for those fags?

>pissing down with rain
>kikes think I want the creamy jew
Yeah nah.

(((Ben Cohen)))
(((Jerry Greenfield)))
(((Coincidences)))
(((Tolerance)))

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>>127009510

>>127009742
Pieman is a hero.

>>127009643
I just can't imagine how an interaction where you go into a store and they won't sell an everyday item to you because reasons would go positively.

>>127008029

then get 3 scoops.

>>127008029
Don't fucking go to that fag, liberal chain.
Go to a local ice cream maker.

>>127008029
>If you want two scoops of ice cream back, you better get gay marriage in the world.
Motherfucker I got a lil carton of PET ice cream in my fridge, go fuck yourself.

Or I can go buy your shitty fucking ice cream in the store and melt it into a giant ball and sling shot it into a river, could give a fuck.

Enjoy having no profits.

>>127009854
>(((Ben Cohen)))
>(((Jerry Greenfield)))
Oh shit!

>>127009685
The real joke is your education system fatty

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>>127008029

Fuck Ben & Jerry's. They were already on the Boycott list for being BLM supporters, so fuck em twice.

>>127009967
Don't worry no one in Australia does

>punishing the paying CONSUMER and not allowing them free market choices and telling them what flavors they may have
Proof that leftists LOVE being told what to do.

>>127009908
>hi welcome to Ben and jerrys! How can I help you
>oi cunt lemme get 2 scoops of rocky road
>I'm sorry sir we can't do that for you, you can have rocky road and another flavor if you like
>u wot m8
>we are protesting a block on same sex marriage sir
>well that's real fuckin gay cunt
>suddenly
>GRONLD PARUMPH GOT THE SCOOPS AND NO ONE NEEDS THAY MANY SCOOOOOOOPS

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>>127008029
TWO SCOOPS!

>>127008029
guys lol got an idea guys to ensure we don't follow a profitable business model, we'll refuse to sell more of our product to customers lol great idea right

I thought the lizard uberkikes ruling the world were smart.

tillamook and haagen daz are both way better, explain why i should care? also

>walk into ben and jerrys
>gee, i'm really feeling like 2 scoops of ice cream on this hot day
>can i have 2 scoops of strawberry ice cream in a waffle cone, please?
>no
>w-what?
>you can't have 2 scoops of the same ice cream flavour until australia ends marriage inequality!
>o-okay
>bye

>a bunch of butthurt Trump supporters whine that they're going to boycott B&J now
>as if that's going to do anything

None of your boycotts have worked.

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>>127008029
Well, looks like I need to move to Australia.

I hope the free market destroys them.

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>>127010199
(((Haagen-Dazs))) too

>>127009506
Lots of rural areas with dairy farmers have creameries and make their own ice cream too.

>>127008029
ben and jerry's icecream is shit though.

magnum is the best, and they don't give a fuck how many scoops you want or what flavour they are

>>127008029
Who goes to an ice cream store and orders two of the same flavor anyway?
Literally free publicity

>>127009908
Shitting on customers directly is the worst thing a business can do.
People get pissed when there is a legitimate issue with their order, let alone just being told they can't have it because of fags.

>>127010805
Can any Danes answer to this shabbos goyery?

Maybe we should withhold ice cream from Muslims until they stop exploding little girls.

>>127008029
(((Ben & Jerry's))). Also, (((they))) are fucking hippies. Destroy, destroy, destroy.

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Imagine being a worker for a Ben & Jerry's

>Be teenager working at ice cream parlor
>Get paid minimum in dollarydoos
>Customer comes in and wants two scoops of bbc flavor chocolate ice cream with extra white drizzel
>"Sir, I can't do that
whythefuknot.jpg
>"Well, because our government wont legalize gay marriage, that's why!"

Yeah, good on you Ben & Jerry's. Put this shit on your minimum wage workers. What a fucking statement that you are making.

>>127008029

Ben and Jerry's is literally frozen Jewish spooge. You're a faggot if you give them your money.

>>127008029
TWO SCOOPS!?!?

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>>127011006
These employees aren't teens. They consider themselves ice cream professionals.

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I prefer trader joes ice cream.

Australia already has legalised civil unions. Two scoops, but under a different name.
Ben and Jerry's sucks anyway.

>>127008732
Because nowhere does it say you cannot.

>>127008029
Fuck Ben and Jerry. Their ice cream is shit, and those cucked marxist assholes need to get fucked in every unpleasant way. Fuck them both until they die.

>>127010825
>magnum is the best
>not Golden Gay Time
get the fuck out of here cunt and never come back.

>>127008576
Faggot

I think blue bunny tastes much better then jew&jews

>>127011419
The way to go for secular nations, imo. Equal protection under the law, without redefining an explicitly sacred religious term.

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>>127010583

When the Jews agenda surpasses their greed, you know they're serious.

It would appear we're moving into another phase of the endgame.

>>127010654
>boycott something we already don't buy

>>127008029
anyone who eats ben and jerry is a degenerate anyway. nothing of value was lost

>>127009787
Is this true? can someone source this?

Pretty sure a store can refuse to sell at their discretion for whatever reason they want. Like if someone came to my house and said "I'm buying your clothes for 1cent" I have the right to say "no, fuck off"

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>>127009275
Thrifty ice cream is /ourbrand/

Reich aid is the alt rite aid

>>127008732
I suppose it would be better to have the govt step in and regulate what a business can and can't advocate while pandering for more consumer dollars?

It's a shitty double edged sword, but most normal people see through the advertising.

Im fine with marriage equality, wouldn't advocate for it ever but if it is it is. This is ridiculous though, I'm sure it'll be retracted at some point since legislation takes forever. No one will put up with it and they'll lose money

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>>127012593

Sadly it's true. Diversity is being pushed at extremely elevated levels.

>>127011312

Oh my god. That's just....that's just tragic.

Where do these people live though? How can they afford rent and food on that ice cream professional salary?

>>127012593
this has happened multiple times, and usually the business also gets a ton of hate mail and death threats, and has to shut down

>>127011694
The issue is that the term is in our laws at all.

Its a religious union, not a political one but the govt. is so intent on being involved in fucking everything.

best way is too make EVERY couple who wants one get a civil union, then they can get married if a church lets them

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26 locations australia wide, half us cunts couldnt afford two scoops let alone give two fucks about political ice cream.

are ben and jerry poofs?

>>127014337
This

Never fucking heard of Ben and Jerry's
I fucking hate faggots give them electroshock therapy and kill fat cunts who eat ice cream

>>127008029
The ben and jerrys went out of buisness in my city 9 years ago. We have a coldstone here and Ive gone to haagendas and both are way better than ben and jerrys was.

>>127008029
Who cares, Cold Rock is the better ice cream store anyway.

>>127014983
*Cold Stone

>>127015306
You call it cold stone?

lol fucking gay cunts

>>127008029
>be Ben & Jerry
>poison millions of people worldwide with your syrup filled candy cream treats contributing to massive obesity epidemic that is literally bankrupting our country and causing suffering on the same scale as tobacco companies
>still try have moral high ground because you support the right of 2 men to destroy each other's assholes for fun and call it a family

>>127008029
>Australia permanently BTFO, and right before summer too!
Mate its late autumn here

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DRUMPLA LOOMPA
DOO BA DIDLEY DOO
I ONLY HAVE ONE SCOOP
WHY'D YOU GET TWO?
DRUMPA LOOMPA
DOO BA DI DEE
WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING?
STOP CLAPPING AT ME

>>127008029
Whoever came up with this idea should be shot.

Whoever disagrees with me on anything should be shot.

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>>127008029
Ben and Jerrys is no longer Halal for /pol/
Avoid it or face Allahs wrath.
The degeneracy must stop.

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>>127008029
>right before summer

Burger education, right there

Blue Bell is better any way.

>>127008029
Why would any australian buy ben & jerry's when they could just get australian ice cream for cheaper and without funding kikes?

Literally the worst fucking ice cream on sale in this country

Not sure how it's popular

>>127008732
"its their responsibility"

>>127008908
COGENT
O
G
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N
T

>>127014045
money is money m8
though pretending its anything other than stuffing scoops of ice cream into a mass produced cone is retarded as shit

>>127018314
you're not smart enough to attempt social engineering via reverse psychology achmed

>>127009027
Name some please. I've always been a sucker for Phish food

Sorry but my 2nd scoop of chocolate identifies itself as vanilla, now give me my 2 fucking scoops of chocolate

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>>127008029
Fuck Ben And Jerrys. Put them on the list with Dove soap, secret deoderant, Brawnie paper towels (any autistic anons wanna finish this list?)

>go to store
>order two scoops
>they give it to you because they're not paid enough to deal with this shit

how it's likely to go down

>>127008576
Poofter

>>127008576
If you're gay you shouldn't be allowed ice cream anyway - it's a treat for normal people.

>>127021461
That's exactly what will happen. Thinking strayas will fuck over other strayas just because the store they work at happens to be a franchise of some retards they dont know with an autistic political agenda? Come on.

>>127008029
what the fuck is ben and jerrys, we have really only one ice cream store chain which is cold rock ice cream, and people will mostly buy Blue Ribbon or Peters Ice Cream at supermarkets take your Amerisodomite buisness elsewhere

>>127008029
>Australia permanently BTFO, and right before summer too!
>American Education

>2017
>companies love to go bankrupt for ideological reasons

didn't you know that you can't force demand?

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>>127021256
I was lazy with that last meme. I like this one better

>>127021256

What did dove soap do? i use that shit

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Good, real diversity comes from separation of flavors. Who wants a huge lump of the same flavor?

I support #SegregationScoops

There's literally only 4 stores in my whole state - and all of them are located in the city.

Even if I wanted to, eating at BJs (no homo) would be a pain in the ass for me. Cold Rock or store brand ice cream is good shit

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>>127008029

>>127014337
Give them an inch they take a mile. Trust me, here in leafland it started out with civil unions.

>>127008029
How are we BTFO when fags can get married in the USA but they still cant in Australia??

Amerifags BTFO 8^)

Ben and Jerry are both jews

Are they actually going to enforce this? Whew, that's a fun job for the cashiers.

Literally every second customer...

>N-no, y-you c-can't take two scoops of chocolate, b-because of gay marriage and...

>>127020282
because our american cock sucking population wants to emulate americans in every way possible

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>>127008029
BRILLIANT! This means I'll go back to not eating (((Ben & Jerry's))), and eating superior ice cream brands with two scoops.

Boycot those pretentius fucks, this is such a stupid move on their part. Why annoy your consumers because you're mad about gay marriage not being recognised.

boycotting ben and jerrys now

>>127019119
>Burger education, right there
kek

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>>127008732
There's an easy solution. Eat fried chicken instead.

>>127019119
In fairness Australian winter is warmer than British summer. Do people eat icecream at all in the UK?

Sugar is poison, stop putting it into your body. Sugar-pushing leftists are even worse, stop putting them into your country.

>>127012852
my nigga

>>127008029
>ok then gimmie 2 orders of one scoop

>>127008029
right before summer?

you burgers really are this stupid.

>>127023593
yes, i get two flakes in my mr whippy thankyou very much. even if it is a ... mrs whippy nowa days

>>127008029
>“More Australians than ever before believe everyone should have the right to love who they love — and marry them too, if that's what makes you happy. Let’s make it happen!”
So does that include kiddie fiddlers? If so you people are utterly fucked in the head.

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>>127022839
Just admit it, we all know you like being cucked by a superior nation

>>127008029
god will punish us for this fagotry

Wouldn't it actually make sense to only serve two of the same flavours instead? Cause same flavours=same sex or some shit like that.

>>127024081
Every process in your body runs on glucose friendo

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This cannot be

TWO SCOOPS?
TWO?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KAsKiS7oFp

>Look I posted it again!
>Another thread full of seppos

Never seen this shit in Australia in my life

>>127010654
This is true.
Can anyone update me on the status of #FireColbert? I've not been keeping up on it and I want to know how it's goi-ahahahahahahahahaha

These pathetic cunts support BLM too

>>127024817
That's because you're a shut in neet

>>127024879
Prove to me they exist

What the fuck is it with progressives and weird sex analogies involving ice cream?

>>127012852
Pistachio Pepe is my flavor

>>127024618
Fruit after strength training to replenish glucose stores is one thing, ice cream is quite another.

>gay marriage is a bad thing
lol, no wonder people laugh at your retarded ideologies.

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>>127008029
I would unironically take my business elsewhere.
Nigga I don't care about no gay marriage I just want my ice cream.

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>>127025041
>he actually responded
Come on.

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>>127023448
I have a better idea.

>>127025814
I want shadman to stop

>>127008029
>Right before Summer
(((American Education)))

>>127025814
Holy shit MOAR
where do i get MOAR

>>127008029
>and right before summer too!
Kekd hard my friend.

>>127025814
>shad
kys

>>127008571

You wouldn't deny people what they want then.

If you allow getting two scoops they'd probably just keep on trucking because who gives a fuck?

It's basically low heat blackmail.

Honestly they should have only allowed them to get 2 scoops of the same, given how totalitarian the bloody left is.

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>>127008029
OH NO WHAT WILL WE DO NOW

honestly this is laughable
>yy....you can't have t..two scoops of the same f..flavour
fuck off, i can easily buy cheaper and better icecream than this shit

i guess its time to short Unilever stock since they are the parent company

>>127009471
I don't think jews operate that way.

>>127024817
I'm positive they try flog this shit at Servo's

I've never seen a Ben & Jerry's ice cream parlour. I've seen random gelato inspired places and regular Baskin & Robins. But the only time I see Ben & Jerry's anything is at a supermarket.

>>127011515
>Golden Gay Time
holy SHIT. I haven't had one of those in a long time, fuck those were great.

>>127019119
Ignore him m8

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(((Ben & Jerry's)))

>>127023593
>Australian winter is warmer than British summer.
That really depends on where you live but you are right to some extent

>>127009516
U need to try more brands

>>127008029
Wait, Australia, as in nogunz, Chinese-infested Australia, doesn't allowe same sex marriage?

Bravo Australia.

>>127008029

HAHAHAHA, fucking faggots

Way togo Icecreamcunts i shore hope this spreads to shoebrands NO YOURE BANNED FROM BUYING A PAIR OF THE SAME SHOES due to my libs

>>127028986
They fly over here to do their gay marriage now.

>>127008029
The memes cannot get any more real

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>>127008029
>right before summer too!
>burger education

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>>127008029
>googles "Ben & Jerry"
>run by Jews
Why am I not surprised?

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>>127011515
>>127028524
>not Buffalo Bills
plebs

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gay guy comes into the pro-gay ice cream shop
>"I'll have to scoops of chocolate please $weetie, reminds me of my BF:))"
>I-i-i can't give you two scoops sorry sir
>"Why not hun?"
>B-b-because this country hates gay people and we're a v-very tolerant company and we think that this country should stop hating gay people
> *Sues for discrimination and bankrupts the company XOX*

First off, I'm all for same sex marriage. But I need to understand something about this ad campaign.

Is...is the premise that people want Ben and Jerry's ice cream so fucking much that they're going to go out and pester their representatives to bring up a bill in government?

>>127008029
>2 scoops
Meme magic strikes again. I almost feel like our timeline is a sitcom at this point.

>>127033378
I think the strategy is to virtue signal to people, particularly faggots in the US, so that they eat more Ben & Jerry's; it's advertising.

TWOOOOOOOOOO SCOOPS AAAAUUUURRRGGHH

Can we turn two scoops into a white supremacist symbol?

>>127021203
>literally taking the bait

>be struggling small business franchise owner
>corporate faggot makes some advertisment campaign that costs you money

must feel bad m8

>>127008029
>get two single scoops of the same flavor

ben & faggy BTFO

>>127008029
between this and Trump, clearly we should turn getting 2 scoops of icecream into a white supremacist symbol

It's about to be winter here you dick. Learn how the hemispheres work.

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>>127008029
>Let's give our customers LESS reasons to come to our establishment in order to virtue signal!
Where does this "Jews are 6 gorillion times more intelligent than everyone else" meme come from again?

>even your ice cream must now be multicultural
I guess two scoops of ice cream really did become a hate symbol.

>>127008029
Well they know how to mobilize their fat feminist base, I'll give them that.

>>127034507
The Southern Hemisphere is as wrong as two fags getting married.

Why don't companies just stay out of politics? Whenever they take a stance they alienate half of their potential customers. Just stay neutral.

>>127034679
So much right

>>127008732
"Social Justice" is a social construct. It's made-up hive-mind speak.

>>127013597

>"I'm fine with a change that will only lead to people having more fulfilling lives but I'll bitch about any attempt to make it happen"

>people are allowed to love whoever they want
>why can't gays marry fuck you drumpa lumpa TWO SCOOPS!
>we have two scoops too but they're different flavors haha see how angry you are I'm the calm one you are silly

>>127008732
Ver-fucking-mont hippies. Mind you they all have guns there. Hypocrites on top of the rest of it.

>>127014045
>>127011006

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+much+do+ben+and+jerrys+pay+their+workers

>>127008029
I had no idea they were in Oz - is this fake news?

>>127008029
Hahahaha stupid fall of man woman cucks. The only ice cream they eat is snake or clam flavor

>>127008900
Mmm I like good ol' Tillamook and Breyers is fan-fucking-tastic. Not to mention.....GELATO. Any good gelato kicks Ben and Jerry to the curb permanently. Thank you Italy.

>>127009262
haha was just raving about Tillamook. jinx

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>>127009448

>>127008029
Lets boycott those faggits.

>>127009510
LOL how fucking high are you leaf

>>127008029
Who even likes Ben & Jerry's?

All their "flavors" are just a clusterfuck of topping and other flavors. In the end, all you can taste is a fucking sugary mess.
I never got the appeal.

>Right before summer

Are you autistic or something mate?

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>>127008252

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>>127008576
end your life

>>127009643
The idea of eating anything whose taste brings Bernie Sanders to mind....eurrrggghh. Like a mixture of unwashed, wiry gray hair, toe jam, funky old wool suit jackets and Jew nose sweat, no fucking thanks.

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>>127009742
I hope that pie WAS FUCKING A LA MOOOOODDDEEE TWWWWWWWWWOOOOO SKKKKEEEEWWWWPPPPPSSSSS DRRRUMMMPPPPHHHHHHHHHH

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>2 scoops

>>127014337
>marriage happens in church
>not a courthouse

It's a stupid man made ceremony dedicated to you signing those papers forming union. Being gay is actually natural, unlike abrahamic faiths.

>>127009822
>the creamy jew
don't go there I beg of you ice cream that tastes like Boinie Sanders' toenails is nightmare fuel already

>>127008029
Honestly, who orders two scoops of same flavor anyway. That's stupid.

>>127012050
They're not worried about their bottom line because they know liberals will buy TWICE AS MUCH of their shitty ice cream

Texas here, I'll continue eating Blue Bell. Pecan associated flavors are good

I'm a dairy/freezer department manager at a big grocery store and these guys have come in multiple times trying to push their products onto me

I just tell them to fuck off

What did those dumb fucks do?

>>127021205
>Sorry but my 2nd scoop of chocolate identifies itself as vanilla, now give me my 2 fucking scoops of chocolate
underrated

>>127009516
Brigham's is way better. You can only get it if you live in new england though.

>>127011123
What is Dippin Dots?

>>127036288
I do, Hitler.

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>>127008029

Ben and Jerry are 2 subversive fucking kikes who use their company to pressure governments into fag marriage etc. Its the same thing that faggot NBA commissioner Silver or whatever does, like when he took the allstar game out of South Carolina because they banned trannies in womens washrooms.

This is why kikes get into media, and buy any company at all. Its always political, pressure groups etc.

>Edgar and Sam Bronfman discussing their attempted takeover of MGM:

>"Tell me, Edgar, are we buying all this stock in MGM just so you can get laid?"
>"Oh, no, Pop. It doesn't cost $40 million to get laid."

Why would the Bronfmans want MGM? Why does Redstone own Viacom? Its all to control society.

There's only like three stores in the country. Who cares, we all prefer Cold Rock anyway.

Forced meme is forced.

>>127008029
They should shut Ben&Jerries down in Australia

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>>127012852

redpilled?

>>127036830

They should shut it down in America, the same way they shut down that mexican place that "stole" its recipes from Mexico.

Public pressure. Individual acts.

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>>127037076

Should see if we can meme them into making one called Nig Nog.

>>127036816
Wait, is there really such a thing as Cold Rock? Here, there's Cold Stone Creamery. That'd be fucking hilarious if they weren't related at all.

And yes, Cold Stone is ice cream masterrace

>>127010909
We smuggled all our jews to our eternal enemy, Sweden, and it all worked according to plan.

>>127008029
That's nice. Meanwhile I can go literally anywhere where Icecream is being sold and probably get a cheaper and better tasting scoop of two. They're effectively shooting themselves in the foot. Dumbfucks.

>>127036491
I work at coles and I barely see their shit beyond like a tiny section, and that was in a middle class neighbourhood I once did a shift in. You could probably just buy a coles brand icecream box, get some coating or magic coating stuff and there you go, a nice dessert. I don't think they realize how much people here will for bargains and cheap shit.

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>>127008029
Just turn this into a message of no fagscoops, this could be so easily twisted. Not even fucking trying here.
> “More Australians than ever before believe in no same sex marriage. Let’s make it happen!”

>>127036288
If you have a favorite don't you want as much of it as possible? Why settle for your favorite and second favorite just to have two different types.

>>127037291
Dindu Muffin

>>127038443
That's the point. But think about it, if this is still in practice today, can't their customers just fuck off and go next door to a better icecream parlour? They're all over sydney. Chinks and asians do dessert fucking amazing without any of this progressive bullshit.

>>127008029
Watch some 50 IQ abo high on petrol chimp out and attack the employees.

>>127038557
Yes, in theory there's nothing wrong with this policy in a capitalist system. But it pisses me off so fucking much that these fucks think their stance on morality is so strong that they have the right to belittle consumers through ICE CREAM to push their political means. You can't even buy ICE CREAM without having an agenda shoved down your throat in the current year. What the fuck man.

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>>127038498

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>>127038832

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So what's stopping people from ordering two one scoops?

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>>127008029
>Overpriced Ice cream manufacturer
>engaging in fag politics

Why do they even go there? This can only backfire for them. I know they try to pander
to their hipster lolfaggot customers, but this
is so stupid.

>>127008029
>two American hippies use ice cream to hold entire nation of Australia hostage to its political views
>textbook terrorism
>aussies don't get sugar to keep them complacent
>B&Js continues leftist onslaught powered my cream-based dessert

>>127008128
Underrated

I hate companies that take political sides. It should be forbitten!
Haven't they learned since te Pepsi scandal ?

This whole thing is just a way for these cheap kikes to get free advertising.

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>>127008029

>>127038746
Just avoid it. They don't want sales out of some weird show of progressiveness. Just go to literally anywhere else or refuse the stupid bullshit, walk in and order two scoops. I'm sure some employees won't give a shit.

>>127023593
Yeah, its 25c today so its ice cream weather.

The problem is that it rarely gets this warm, even in the middle of summer

>>127008029
>a couple of kikes from vermont trying to force their faggot culture on another country

Saw some Ben&Jerry's at the shop the other day, considered buying it as I've never tried it before. Glad I didn't grab it after seeing this

>>127008029
Anyone ITT feel like getting gay?

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Fine. I hope liberals realize if we can't have 2 scoops neither can they and will eventually give up.

Besides, Ben and Jerry's is rubbish and Baskin Robins is where the shit is really going on dawg, I love Baskin Robins MMMMmm Another satisfying Ice cream from Baskin Robins. Did you know BASKIN ROBINS is making Ice cream cakes for people's birthday in Australia? Damn I fucking love Baskin robins.

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Target tried this by allowing insane faggots into women's restrooms. It backfired big time. Their stock price has nose-dived.

>>127008029
This makes no sense unless you insert both scoops up your but hole! And let's be honest who hasn't done that.

Next it's all pretty white women get free 2 scoops vanilla and chocolate to encourage coalburning

>>127008029
fuck you ben and jerry, i love your ice cream, but get out of politics. you guys are wrong on this one.

>>127031081
kek I hope man.

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childhood ice cream of choice

buy aussie boys

>>127039607
25 is still too cold

>>127040284
>buy aussie boys
get out. blue bell ice cream is the best cause it's from texas.

>>127008029
BnJs is the one boycott I stuck with. Edy's ftw.

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I'm on a tight budget. Sucks being broke after bills.

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Chef fag here. This is the only real ice cream sold in a grocery store in the USA. Everything else is low quality, .gov sponsored shit (look at the ingredients).

>>127009742
Is that Lurch from the Addams Family?

>>127008732
(((pure coincidence)))

who the fuck does Jerry think he is? Ice cream has no business in politics.

Tell em to fuck off back to yanksville and take their fucking, "iced cream", with. buncha faggits.

>>127008029
>Eating the ice cream jew

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>>127008029
>all 26 Ben & Jerry’s locations in Australia

>>127008732
It's just latching on to something in order to widen their "corporate identity"; they are called Ben & Jerry's after all, which invites the association with gays (a pair of males, if you assume genders based on names).

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>>127021587

>>127008576
Maybe for your last meal

If you don't decide on 14 dicks instead

>>127008029
Blue Bunny and Blue Bell are 1000% and 10000% better than Ben and Jerry's, respectively.

>>127021671
(((Ben))) & (((Jerry's)))

>>127008576
kys fag

>>127008029
>Sorry sir, we aren't doing 2 of the same scoops on your ice cream cone

>"Just give me the second fucking scoop you piece of shit! I'm paying here, just fucking do it. I don't want to mix my icecream flavor with anything else"

>O-okay...

There
fixed it

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>>127008029
burn this brodukt

>>127009262
Umpqua is fucking great. Fuck B&J.

>>127009516
Soft serve is leaps and bounds better than hard ice cream.

But among the hard ice creams, hagen das is the best.

>>127008576
Gay cunt

>>127044044
Not losing my job. I don't care what you want snowflake.

>>127044293
lol then expect a brick through your window at night by a masked man

>eating ice cream ever except when getting homemade stuff at the county fair in the summer

>>127044369
Like I give a fuck. I dont own it.

Furthermore, you a pussy bitch cause you can't do nothing in person.

>>127008375
Yep. I had some of that shit just last night, and my stomach/bladder felt like it was going to fucking explode for several hours afterwards.
With all of the Bernie cocksucking they did during the primaries, I'm thinking I unwittingly swallowed some of that kike's semen.
Regardless of their politics, though, their ice cream sucks ass. Fuck Ben & Jerry's.

>>127008571
They probably realize that restricting it to two scoops of the same color could be seen as anti-racemixing.
I agree, though. It makes fuck all sense to support gay marriage by having two scoops be different colors.

Just get one scoop, finish it and order another after
Or, better yet, don't eat at a fucking Jewish ice cream shop

>>127038892
Da price

>>127013959
>public business
IT'S PRIVATELY OWNED YOU FUCKING KIKE NIGGER FAGGOTS
IT'S NOT A FUCKING ROAD

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SOMEONE'S GOTTA PAY FOR IT

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Wait, what's to stop someone from getting 3 of the same flavors? The ban is only for 2, but doesn't say consecutive 2. Or was the whole jew scheme to get people to order 3 scoops.

>>127008029
>Not allowing homocreamuality

>>127008029
Wow so they have to be diverse with their ice cream. Kinda racist they didn't do this to begin with, someone should tell them that.

>>127008576
what kinda fatass piece of shit even gets ben and jerrys on the regular to be even fazed by this bullshit?