Story time Anons. >Be me (do people still start with "be

>>126977472
burn the coal, pay the toll

>>126977472
>Did she deserve it for dating a black guy who was dealing drugs?
Don't ask stupid fucking questions, anon.

>>126977899
He has spoken. I will not question Him.

>>126977886
FPBP

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yes, she won't be missed.

>>126977472
Nothing of value lost

>>126977886
fpbp

God I miss these greentexts...
All we get now is
>BLUMPF THIS
>GRLUMPH THAT
>N E 1 ELSE REGRET VOATING FOR GRUMFT?

I yearn for the old shit /pol/. Still shitty, just a different sort of shitty...

>>126978805
I've got more to tell about my uni, if you want. Shit happens here all the time and never gets talked about.

>>126979144
i'm listening

>>126979144
yes post more

>>126979384
>Flash forward to today
>Hang out around campus because next class starts soon
>Observing group of niggeresses from nearby (they don't go to the college)
>One stands up suddenly and hits the other one
>Suddenly it's three on one, two jump on the other one
>Stand there and watch because it isn't my problem
>Other students around, someone calls police
>All four taken away in squad cars, girl that got jumped on looked bad
>Cop comes over to me
>I had just been enjoying a little bit of sunshine from around 30 feet away (10 meters)
>"Did you see what happened over there?"
>"Y-yeah, why?"
>"Why didn't you do anything about it?"
>"I didn't want to get involved in their problems, officer"
>Looks at me like I am the scum of the earth
>"When someone's life is in danger, it's always your problem"
>say nothing
>Thinking: "What if it's just niggers fighting amongst each other and killing each other because it's in their nature"

>>126979887
See above.

>>126980615
you did the right thing anon, not worth getting killed over a blacky

>>126980615
sigh i went to a high school where this would happen at least twice a week. Niggers will fight over the most petty shit i swear.

>>126981373
Of course the ((((female)))) officer has to try to make me feel like shit for letting them kill each other

>>126982212
police officers in australia actually tell you to be careful if you are going to intervene in a fight because it tends to lead to you getting your shit kicked in

>>126982212
smart not getting involved. Also, fuck that cunt, you have no authority if everyone knows you got your job because of your genitals.
Nice thread anon, I'm looking forward to the next story, sick of all the stupid shills and reddit around here.

>>126982586
You guys haven't legalized gay marriage yet either. Is being an Aussie the ultimate redpill? Should I finish uni and move there?

>>126980615
Must've been school security

>>126982938
Its getting worse here, i know two trannies my age. but i feel like we are way better off than most western countries. Im in queensland at the moment and i haven't seen a non australian the whole time. also i dont know about moving here, the economy looks like it could crash at any moment

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>>126977472
I'm calling bullshit. You can't OD on weed or LSD.

And yes,
>be me
Is the proper way to start a green text story.

>>126983049
It was, but they act like they're cops and technically they can pepper spray you. I have no respect for a female cop, or security officer, to tell you the truth. Women are too emotional to be trusted with those types of jobs.

>>126983479
It wasn't an OD. She had a seizure or something, someone said she started crying uncontrollably in class. Another theory was synthetic LSD.

>>126983479
>Can't od on LSD

Are you fucking retarded?

>>126977472
the toll is always paid in full

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I want weed gummies.

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>>126977472

>>126983479
when you buy LSD its highly likely you'll get some untested research chemical which can fuck you up.

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>>126983680
It sounds crazy but it's true. You can trip balls so hard you think you can fly and jump off a building and die, but the LSD itself won't kill you.
https://erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_death.shtml

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>>126983773
There you go, now shoo druggie.

>>126980615
You should've told that faggot minority officer to go fuck himself.

>>126984204
How about you just take a few dindu poz loads up ur ass and kys ?

>>126985288
I didn't really feel like getting pepper sprayed, I had class in like 10 minutes and it takes forever to get the smell out of clothes. Otherwise I might have.

>>126977472

Who cares? You're alive, you got the amusement of seeing idiot college kids getting what they deserved, and you got the amusement of someone killing themselves all at once... sounds like a good day.

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>>126977472
OP is autist. A combination of weed and acid won't cause a seizure. The lsd by itself will if it's rc. What is chem major.

>>126980615
>Y-yeah

You flinched.

>>126986416
I'm an autist, I stutter. Just like >>126986070 said. It's a nervous tick.