>choked a bean to death with his cock All praise the new king

>>126969642
hispanics are white

>>126969713

Primo b8

>>126969642
This man is going to get unlimited pussy

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>>126969642
a rare picture of the man only seconds after learning that he had killed his girlfriend with his magnum dong

>>126969642
The new King of /pol/ Richard Patterson

>>126969642
Of course his name would be Dick.

>>126969642
link
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/24/man-who-said-his-girlfriend-choked-on-his-penis-is-cleared-of-murder-6658223/

>you will never have a dick so big you get charged with murder

>a woman with such earnest dedication she's willing to die for your nut

damn, that's a big loss

>>126969642
>>126969978
>h-how can white b-bois compete?

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>Richard Patterson
>Dick Patterson

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>>126969642
>cock was so big he choked with wife to death

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>>126969642

Rofl guess the state he is from....


If you guessed Florida give yourself a hand!

>>126969642
Pic of penis please

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>>126970040

>>126970366
Is he the famous "florida man"

>>126969642
So he just let her decompose on the bed for 2 days without ever calling it in?

>>126970192
>Patterson
>curly-headed one
Literally means pubes

https://www.ancestry.co.uk/name-origin?surname=patterson

>>126970492
He'll appear to you if at midnight you bring a 40oz of old english into your bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "bath salts" three times into the mirror

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Ms. Choksondik

>>126969642
White men have big cocks

>>126970689
Rofl

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>>126969713
Hispanics are white,black,asian. can be anything.

Nice bait though.

>>126969642
At least she died happy. Latinas LOVE the BWC

It's a sad but admittedly hilarious incident, if you follow that past metro.
>old bumfuck getting his churro gargled by lopez
>she inexplicably dies in the middle of the act
>he panics, assumes that he must have nutted so hard she died while he was enjoying it
>bumfuck leaves her body on his porch and calls his lawyer instead of the cops
If the jury says there's no evidence to assume he murdered her, I'm obliged to think that she died from poor health at the worst possible time. It's hard to kill someone in such a way that leaves the coroner scratching their head.

>>126969899
but no more blowjobs

>>126974575
Women will form a line out the door to test their mettle on the death dick

>>126974654
Realistically this.

>>126969969
underrated

>>126969642
dat filename, kek

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>>126969928
Kek dammit

>>126969642
>Bilbo gaggins

HAHAHAHAHAHA my fucking sides

>>126969713
"Hispanics" don't exist. It's a made up term.

> He admitted killing her but denied it was deliberate, with Patterson’s lawyers filing a motion to show his penis to the jury.

Dude is trying to milk this is for it is worth...

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>>126979077
WHat have you doooooone!!!

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>>126979687
>Patterson’s lawyer, Ken Padowitz, said it was ‘essential’ for the court to see the man’s penis so they would fully understand what he was talking about.
>The judge never ruled on the request to put Patterson’s penis on display in court.