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Live by Stone's Rules motherfuckers
"Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business”
"Politics isn't theater. It's performance art. Sometimes, for its own sake."
"Don't order fish at a steakhouse,"
"White shirt + tan face = confidence,"
"Undertakers and chauffeurs are the only people who should be allowed by law to wear black suits."
"Hit it from every angle. Open multiple fronts on your enemy. He must be confused, and feel besieged on every side."
"Always praise 'em before you hit 'em."
"Be bold. The more you tell, the more you sell." (attributed to advertising guru David Ogilvy)
"Losers don't legislate." (from Richard Nixon)
"Admit nothing, deny everything, launch counterattack."
"Nobody ever built a statue to a committee."
"Avoid obviousness."
"Get your carbs from booze, not sweets"
"Never do anything till you're ready to do it."
"Look good = feel good."
"Always keep the advantage.”
“He who speaks first, looses.”
“Attack, attack, attack, never defend.”
“When i hear the word culture, I reach for my gun.”
“Democrats are the party of slavery, Republicans are the party of freedom.”
“Folks want government out of the bedroom and the boardroom.”
“Roy Cohn wasn't gay. He was a man who liked having sex with men.”
“Lay low, play dumb, keep moving.”
“Never turn down the opportunity to have sex or be on TV.” (attributed to Gore Vidal)
“Nothing is on the level.”
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bumping so you beta faggots might have a chance in life.
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>>126956144
Too late. Don't even want a chance. Just wanted a wife and two kids at 18, and then start from there.
Now I'm just gonna sit at a computer, drink some, and jerk off to porn until I'm dead.
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can't pwn the stone
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>>126956489
nice battle plan there patton
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>>126956837
I thought as much as well
HAHA FUCK YOU WORLD YOU'RE GARBAGE
PAY FOR ME TO SIT ON MY FUCKING ASS
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>>126956489
how do you make any money?
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>>126957298
Living off of others and taxpayers
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>>126957298
>tfw get 100k+ payout when family members die where I'll get a cheap tiny studio apartment for a long time
Could have been different faggots. But nope.
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This is similar advice, but all also legit for being alpha:
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9
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>>126960332
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com
http://archive.is/PKnuI <- businessinsider.com article
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>>126960362
Sorry archive bot.
Stop talking about where you went to college.
Always carry cash. Keep some in your front pocket.
Rebel from business casual. Burn your khakis and wear a suit or jeans.
It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.
The best public restrooms are in hotels: The St. Regis in New York, Claridge’s in London, The Fullerton in Singapore, to name a few.
Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row … unless something really good comes up on the third night.
You will regret your tattoos.
Never date an ex of your friend.
Join Twitter; become your own curator of information.
If riding the bus doesn't incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
Time is too short to do your own laundry.
When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.
If you perspire, wear a damn undershirt.
You don’t have to like baseball, but you should understand the concept of what a pitcher’s ERA means. Approach life similarly.
When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go. And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
Tip more than you should.
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You probably use your cell phone too often and at the wrong moments.
Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.
If you want a nice umbrella, bring a sh*tty one to church.
Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.
Eat brunch with friends at least every other weekend. Leave Rusty and Junior at home.
Be a regular at more than one bar.
Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane.
A glass of wine or two with lunch will not ruin your day.
It’s better if old men cut your hair. Ask for Sammy at the Mandarin Oriental Barbershop in Hong Kong. He can share his experiences of the Japanese occupation, or just give you a copy of Playboy.
Learn how to fly-fish.
No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.
Own a handcrafted shotgun. It’s a beautiful thing.
There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.
You can get away with a lot more if you're the one buying the drinks.
Ask for a salad instead of fries.
Don’t split a check.
Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
Cobblers will save your shoes. So will shoe trees.
When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.
The cliché is that having money is about not wasting time. But in reality, money is about facilitating spontaneity.
Be spontaneous.
Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.
Piercings are liabilities in fights.
Do not use an electric razor.
Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
Your results may vary but most of that advice is good.
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#StopItWithTheHastags
Your ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned tie drawer.
Throw parties. But have someone else clean up the next day.
You may only request one song from the DJ.
Measure yourself only against your previous self.
Take more pictures. With a camera.
Place-dropping is worse than name-dropping.
When you admire the work of artists or writers, tell them. And spend money to acquire their work.
Your clothes do not match. They go together.
Yes, of course you have to buy her dinner.
Staying angry is a waste of energy.
Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.
If she expects the person you are 20% of the time, 100% of the time, then she doesn't want you.
Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
Avoid that “last” whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
Don’t use the word “closure” or ever expect it in real life. There may still be a mortally wounded Russian mobster roaming the woods of south Jersey, but we’ll never know.
If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs.
Drink outdoors. And during the day. And sometimes by yourself.
Date women outside your social set. You’ll be surprised.
If it’s got velvet ropes and lines, walk away unless you know someone.
You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.
Feigning unpretentiousness is worse than being pretentious. Cut it out with the vintage Polo and that ’83 Wagoneer in Nantucket.
The New Yorker is not high-brow. Neither is The Economist.
If you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.
No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it.
Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.
Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
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>>126961211
Yeah, fuck all that. You're not gonna get anywhere. Your chances are slim as shit you dumb faggot. Trying to remember and live according to all that will only end up in you looking like a desperate, awkward and confused shitstain
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>>126953276
wow, Tampert sure did age well!
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>>126961061
None of this is important.
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>>126961127
Holy shit this is seventeen magazine-tier superficiality. Like looking at a "just girly things" Instagram. If you make this kind of shit you're daily mantra you'd may as well cut to the chase and start sucking dick today.
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>>126960332
And last thing guy... A lot of us here are so "red pilled" (gay term, but I have to use it) that it borders on black pill.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Some of us very well might be able to make something out of ourselves, but the point is that whatever we might gain is not worth the time or effort anymore.
It is all to serve women and lazy degenerates such as myself in the end.
You're just gonna make some dollars, the value of which will eventually go tits up and become just as valueless as the German mark was in the 20s.
You should be buying wheelbarrows
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>>126962729
Awww, you guys have never been around wealthy, successful people that actually integrate into the real world?
Some of that advice is dumb, but as far as "how to not be a complete sperg" it's not bad. I understand though that none of you have eaten at a restaurant that you didn't have to order at the counter.
Go work in an office, with middle age dudes who make a fuck ton of money and have hot young wives, you'll see that they do 90% of this shit.
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>>126963981
>Awww, you guys have never been around wealthy, successful people that actually integrate into the real world?
Nope, and I don't want to. I'd rather sit on my ass, jerk off to porn, drink some alcohol, and then die.
There is no point.
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>>126953276
source for these?
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>>126963981
>Go work in an office, with middle age dudes who make a fuck ton of money and have hot young wives, you'll see that they do 90% of this shit.
And cuck myself by looking like a goofy kid in comparison while they fuck all the chicks, as every single man and woman in the office subtly puts me down and glares at me until like 20 years later when I finally replace the boss dude and get to fuck the chicks?
Life sounds like a blast!
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>>126953276
“Roy Cohn wasn't gay. He was a man who liked having sex with men.”
Fag
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>>126965512
>http://archive.is/PKnuI <- businessinsider.com article
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>>126953276
>"White shirt + tan face = confidence,"
??????
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http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-dress-the-part-on-wall-street-2013-8
this kind of reads like it's saying you should wear polo/golf shirt, but also you shouldn't?
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>>126968753
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com
http://archive.is/lrWxT <- businessinsider.com article
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>>126968787
how about making this bot repost archive links of the ones I post? useless cuck
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>>126968753
Polo shirts aren't exactly golf shirts, golf shirts are kind of a thinner material, usually certain brands too that are unique to golfing.
I think it's saying don't jump on the golf bandwagon and act like a golf player just because there's a golf tournament on.
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YOU'RE A SICK DUDE ROGER STONE
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>>126953276
using "" unstead of >
you must be new here?
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>>126964929
I hope you never complain about women and chads and whatever because you have chosen your life.
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>>126969427
kek
>>126970331
Oh I will. I will. You can be sure of that.
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