>be muslim >blow up ariana grande concert >go to muslim

>>126871165
>Rape them anyway

>>126871253

Doesn't feel as good as the goats, though

>>126871165
>>be muslim
>>blow up ariana grande concert
>>go to muslim heaven
>>allah greets me
>>"here are your 72 virgins, anon"
>they're actually foot long, thorned dicked, giganigga looking demons
>turn around
>it's actually the devil
Reminder that there's no heaven for muslims to go to.

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>>126871165
>be muslim
>blow up ariana grande concert
>go to muslim heaven
>allah greets me
>"here are your 72 virgins, anon"
>allah is actually jesus
>teleports behind me
>"Heh. Nothin' personnel, kid."

The neckbeards all be top. He's bottom.

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>>126871165
The holy quaran actually says they are black slave girls.Not kidding you.

>>126874638
>Putting the word holy infront of a lie

>>126871165
Okay this is pretty funny

I see you also saw that family guy episode from 10 years ago.

>>126871165
>be muslim
>blow up ariana grande concert
>go to muslim heaven
>allah greets me
>"here are the 72 virgin teenyboppers you just blew up"
>pedobear.jpg

Those sick fucks don't care if they're boy or girl as long as they are virgin which means theyre little. Which is disgusting. Like john podesta and Hillary Clinton....

>be muslim
>blow up ariana grande concert
>go to hell
>get rapped in the butt by satan

72 goats ?

>>126877882
Noice

>>126871165
kek the jihadist's virgins are /pol/acks

>>126871165
It actually mentions young slave boys scattered like pearls on a beach or something. There's a reason they always rape little boys.

>>126871165
It does say that they're women, dumbfuck bogan

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>>126871886
>tfw you are rewarded by Slaanesh.

>>126871165
were all past jihadists who were successful and are now stuck here with 72 other virgins

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>>126871165
>killing for sex
Absolutely degenerate.
>good goy

>>126871165
>be muslim
>blow up ariana grande concert
>blackness
>because there is nothing after death
>millions of other radicalised extremists can't wait to meet the same, pointless ending
>it's all for fucking nothing
>fucking. nothing.
>these kids died for nothing

>>126871165
>im gonna end up being a virgin given to a muslim for successfully killing people

Fuck...

>>126880515
+1

>be muslim
>blow up ariana grande concert
>go to muslim heaven
>allah greets me
>"here are your 72 virgins, anon"
>enter room with 72 goats
>Muhammad never said heaven would be this good

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>>126871165
Why 72 it's such a random number?

>>126880887
+2

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>>126874638
>There will never be another crusade

Feels bad man

>>126880927
It's the verage muslim IQ

>>126871165
>kill myself for my muslim brothers
>get to heaven
>presented with 72 year old virgin

>>126874638
you have to be at your lowest when imaginary niggers are your go to plan

>>126881595
*average

>>126871165
72 virgins in heaven is a wet dream of psychical unstable suicidal 17-year old beta virgin - mahomet

>>126880927
The ars gaotia is a list of all the demons. There are 72 demons in the ars goatia. The mulims 72 virgins are demons. And the virgins want to fuck.

>>126871165
topzozzle my fellow heterosexual OP, I never heard that joke before. Here's another joke I'm sure you never heard yourself:

>my grandfather died in Auschwitz
>oh did this cause you to assume he was a prisoner?
>on the contrary, he was a guard and had a mishap that caused his untimely death

What they mean is. They will be fucked by the 72 demons of the ars goatia. Muslims got it all backwards. Theyre the virgin. And theyll get pounded by 72 demons

>>126881355
You can be our inside man, turk bro

>>126880515
Interesting faith, edgelord.

>>126881982

>be me
>be nazi
>fall out of guard tower
>mfw