>check the news >every single story inevitably leads to

>>126849891
Because it's a pretty big deal. We have a corrupt orange dipshit in office with Russian ties.

>>126849891
weird
wonder why

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>>126850015
>>126850070
>the people on TV keep talking about it so it must be true

>>126849891
Dont you see the problem though? Drumpf has literally been proven to be a corrupt Russian puppet yet he is in office still.

>>126850333
>proven
That implies strong evidence, not circumstantial bullshit and he said, she said testimony

>>126850015
>>126850333
Do they ever give you guys days off, or are you just doing this until you save enough for some rope?
>kys faggots

>>126850221
Everyone is talking about it dipshit. You think all news is "fake news"? You think it's some global conspiracy? Protip: conspiracies are all bullshit.

>>126850221
no I said
weird
wonder why

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In 8 years time, we're going to look back at "omg Trump is a Russian spy!" the same way we now look at "omg Obama is a Kenyan!"

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>>126850015
>tfw half your country is mentally challenged and it's all because of MTV

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>>126850970
>in 8 years time
>being alive

>>126849891
Is that a cross between Yoda and Thom Yorke?

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>>126850015

Howdy folks, and welcome to Spot the Shill! Today we have quite the doozy for yah, so let's go to the scorecard and rate this response.

>Because it's a pretty big deal. We have a corrupt orange dipshit in office with Russian ties

Okay, let's start off with the first criteria: "Does this post make an unfunny and unoriginal dig at President Trump's skin tone?" Well folks, I think we can safely cross that one of the list.

Let's now check for the second tell: "Does this post seem to have an unshaken believe that the MSM is infallible in regards to telling the truth? By golly, it most certainly does. Hmm.

Okay folks, time for the third: "Does this post have unnecessary and inauthentic swearing in a desperate attempt to be edgy?" Audience, I think we can all agree that calling a billionaire president a "dipshit" is way too try-hardy to possibly be authentic.

Oof. Not looking good for Mr. Anon here. But let's look at the fourth criteria: "Does this post use the phrases 'Drumpf is a neocon' or 'Fuck off back to T_D'?" Why, it actually doesn't! So perhaps this poster is not a shill after all...

But wait, giving legitimacy to the Russian investigation? By jove, that's a smoking gun if I've ever seen one. So with a four out of the five on the scorecard, I think it's safe to say that, unfortunately Mr. Anon, you are probably a shill. We hope you have a good night collecting your shekels.

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2 scoops it must be true

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>>126852356
Time and effort well spent

>>126851377
Yes.

>>126852356
I rate 1.88 scoops out of two. Not bad, anon.