>go to pizza place in seattle with family
>walk in and see cartoons on the wall everywhere
>its motherfucking Horsey
>custom-made horsey cartoons everywhere
>instantly want to leave
>halfway through the meal a party of 8 with hawaiin shirts and boat shoes walk in
Why is Seattle shit? How did this happen?
Is this what hell is like?
>>126837790
Is that you Horseman? Please start drawing porn. It would be so hot.
>>126837790
>>its motherfucking Horsey
OK, who is that and why do I care?
>>126837790
>TFW no tall sporty girl to tease you...
6'2" king of manlet feels...
>>126838406
fucking newnigger
Did anyone ever find the lost Horsey porn he had drawn back in the day?
>>126838406
The polar opposite of Ben Garrison.
In every comic, white men are always the bad guys who are rich and stealing from everyone, or insane for believing in 2nd amendment rights. Women and minorities are always right.
>>126837790
>tfw no tall sporty gf to thiccen up with pizza
life is just suffering, isn't it?
>>126838488
fair enough, le oldfag. so who is it?
>>126838888
>196 cm
how much is that in American money?
>>126838406
>not knowing Horsey
What are you doing?
>>126837790
Was this Schneider's Pizza by chance?
>pizza
hmmm...
>>126838406
>not knowing who Whoresy is
The bastard is smarter than he lets on, but yet he still shills for shekles.
>>126839111
about tree fiddy
>>126837790
Horsey was the Seattle P-I's political catoonist for like 20 years, not surprpsing.
>hawaiin shirts and boat shoes
Seattlites having shit fashion sense isn't news.
>>126837790
>>custom-made horsey cartoons everywhere
Did you jack off?
>>126837790
Horsey seems like the kind of guy who has an entire vault of degenerate fetish art.
>>126840320
One day I will be rich enough to make Horsey draw porn for me.