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Oi wat the fuk id you just fooking say about me, you cheeky kunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the outback, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on abos, and I have over 300 confirmed racist remarks.I am trained in koala warfare and I’m the top pinner in the entire aesthetics crew. You are nothing to me but another immigrant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my slangin words. You think you can get away with saying that bant to me over the computer? Think again, you bloody wombat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the southern hemisphere and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the typhoon, yobbo. The typhoon that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ankle biter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my barbie. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the Australian native wildlife and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off the continent, you little snag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whacker. I will cock a cut snake as cross as a frog in a sock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fookin digiridone, mate.
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Maybe if it were called a digeridont they wouldn't have done that
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>>126774289
>only said cunt and mate once
Inaccurate.
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>I`m gonna didgeridoo you in the ass
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>>126774289
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
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Is it gay to watch this ironically?
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>>126774289
>im gonna didgeridoo you in the ass
fucking straya, even in porn
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>>126774700
>tfw based tones will never didgeridoo me in the ass
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>>126774289
>Fuckin apologise mate, and give me back me cuntry
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>I'm gonna didgeridoo you in the ass
Rip sides
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>>126775916
I'll give it back just so I can conquer you again you worthless savage cunt
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imagine being such a cucked little faggot
that you can't even watch faggot porn without being triggered!
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>>126774935
No. I watched that Steve Rambo meme movie.
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>>126774289
I've never been so torn. On the one hand gay porn is fucking disgusting, on the other hand political correctness and defending the native petrol snorters disgusts me. How do you even pick a side?
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