You are only allowed to post in this thread if your country

>>126724026
ekhm hi

>>126724026
When you said "country" though it also implies that you must be a real country.

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>>126724173

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>>126724416
That's just your meme perception and not facts. Don't you have a bridge to jump?

we can post too, our terrorism is irrelevant and our natural 'disasters' are fun and harmless

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>>126724026
>You are only allowed to post in this thread if your country doesn't have a terrorist attack for the past 10 years AND has no major natural disaster.

I guess it's just you and us lad!!

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>>126724816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_Chile

>>126724785
Singapore is literally just Dubai with no unique tourism appeal and with Chinks instead of Sandniggers. Your country is a meme.

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>>126725091
>your country is a meme
>this coming from Worst Korea

HAHAHAHAHA!

>dodge the argument

Nice Muslim crescent on your flag too.

>>126725076
>implying we don't actually enjoy our eartquakes
after being abroad for several months I missed them so much. As I said, fun and harmless, 8.8 caused zero damage to my house

>>126724026
How much money does it take for you to accept an immigrant?

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>>126725515
>countering hard facts with meme answers
>why are you dodging my opinions reeee!

Nice pepsi flag.

>>126724026
>Singaporeans
>white

kys

Oh hey guess im the only one from europe

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>>126726144
>Cuckstralians
>White

lmfao

>>126725650
$500,000 minimum and that alone just fulfills 1 criteria.

>oh, hi there

>>126724026
looks like someone needs cultural enrichment

>>126724026
>natural disasters are related to terrorism in any way
fuck off

>>126724026
?

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>>126724026
>singapore
>trying to be relevant
>literally making criteria so that only you qualify

JC student with too much time finds out 4chan for first time
pls leave

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>>126726257
http://www.iamexpat.nl/read-and-discuss/expat-page/news/netherlands-europes-most-dangerous-place-live

Now you can only post in this thread if your government isn't an absolutely purely corrupt machine that makes it impossible for anybody except the ruling party to be elected through censorship and fascist laws.

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>>126726586
>Mudlaysia

TOPKEK!

>>126724026
oh look, a natural disaster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Vamei

move along.

pretty sure I can post

also, I'm chewing gum right now.

problem?

;)

>>126724026
Hello

>>126724026
are you fucking stupid, OP is a faggot.

We do not need the attention. Fucking dumb ass.

>>126724026
>>126727067
Agree, OP is an underage faggot

There has literally never been a terror attack on New Zealand soil. we had a boat blow up one time like 40 years ago and kill 1 person and thats it. why the fuck are we not scored a 0?

>>126727067
>>126727151
singaporeans confirm OP is a faggot
also a newfag, painfully obvious newfag

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>>126726689
(૭ ◉༬◉)૭))))

>>126724026
>>126724026
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>>126727275
You seriously need to lurk more la brother

>>126724026
suck it

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>>126727151
Fuck off whore. We know it's you.

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>>126726722
Made by a cuck swede.
Article saying Netherlands dangerous because of water lvl.....

>>126724026

Hello.

>>126727151
Don't be a stupid, stupid.

For the rest of the world, I apologize for this stupid fuck, also we are full, please try again next life. Thanks.

>>126727255

Because Christchurch is still flattened.

>>126727424
You know how on EDMW its painfully obvious when some sec school kid tries to talk shit? It's even more obvious here senpai. Lurk more before you post.

>>126727493
Are you agreeing that OP is a faggot or are you calling em one?

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What you cucks don't realize is America has never had a terrorist attack.

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>>126727493
>>126727614

Back to plebbit you go.

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>>126727275
>>126727493
>>126727614

you are all fucking faggots

>>126727735
That Boston thingy?

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>>126727777
Apparently lord kek is a baneposter.

>Be singaporean
>Be victim of crime
>Try to report it to police
>Police tell you that singapore is the safest country on earth la, stop filing reports or you'll be arrested for hate speech and disturbing the peace
>Tell reporter about it
>Reporter writes an article which is immediately censored by the government
>You are jailed for inciting hatred and executed
>The end

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>>126727735

Visiting Sg for a conference mid June, what should I see/do during my downtime?

>>126727959
Sorry the nuclear fallout has made you guys somewhat incoherent.

>>126724026
A FUCKING
CROISSANT

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>>126727940
>be australian
>get run over by a bogan
>become a hostage at a cafe

>>126724026
fuk off rice nigger.

>>126724026

Hoaxes don't count, so we're good!

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>>126728076
>>126728093
>>126727782

>>126726722
A fucking blog by some expat? That's your go-to?


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=singapore+is+a+fucking+shithole

>>126727959
can't reply to correct person
>>126728389
post pic showing country get btfo by japanese
>>126728076
I think so

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>>126728564
Please senpai no bully.

>>126726144
Im a white Singaporean from Australia oringally. Served in the army make 250k a year and pay 15% tax. Hows that 50% tax going down there mate?

Does retarded goverment count?

>>126728816
>Im a white Singaporean
I didn't realise they considered shrimp dicked malaysians to be white

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>>126728978
>Australia
>White

>>126728978
Hahah mate I was born in Perth and escaped also hows the meth and one punch kills working out? Really havnt be to Aus in 10 years maybe

>>126729108
92% white vs, what, 5% white?
Frankly you may as well join China, you're less white than them

>>126728816
What vocation are you in that they;re paying you 250k a year? Sounds like bullshit to me mate

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>>126729253
We're not originally white in the first place.
>Cuckstralian bogan education

>>126729198
How's the 100% of media is propoganda and censorship of everything the government doesn't like working out for you?

>>126729401
I dont have a fucking vocation im not in NS any more bruh I work as an equity developer for a an Aeroplane leasing company, what do you do?

>>126727543
so earthquakes affect the score of the Global Terrorism Index?

I wasnt aware terrorist had the technology necessary to control natural disasters.

fucking retard

>>126729401
What the fuck? 250k a year is standard for a degree holder.

Are you uneducated and/or middle class HDB dwelling scum?

>>126729424
Right.
You're Chinese.
And yet somehow your populace thinks they're better than Chinese, despite being 100% Chinese.
It's hilarious how self-hating singaporians are

>>126729508
mate ive got 700 channels and VPNS up the wazoo I can probably watch more porn than you but I dont have to because I have a 8/10 half german half singaporean fuck bunny girlfriend

>>126729723
>Do Americans think they're the better whites than Eurocucks despite them being white?

You're retarded. Ethnicity does not mean allegiance to a state.

>>126729733
Better not tell the police, because you'll be jailed.
Pornography and independent thought isn't allowed in Singapore.
Glory to the ruling party

>>126729508
but he doesnt live in a western country anymore though?

>>126729922
Lmfao literally nobody has ever been arrested for viewing porn in Singapore. Prostituiton is legal here btw hows that situation working out in glorious Aus you retard

>>126728166
>spit on street
>wild officer appears
>that will be 600 dollars or 10 lashings

>>126727255

Huhuhu was quite funny too, would totaly do it again

>>126730090
In singapore it's literally illegal to criticize the government.
What western country is worse than that?

>>126730166
One american vandal gets spanked with the ratan and is never forgotten. Maybe if you spanked the niggers there wouldnt be so much crime you dipshit

>>126730135
That doesn't justify having the laws, retard.

>>126730184
you honestly should, SJW shit hasnt spread here outside of our 2 major cities so if an attack happened that would awaken our population and start a whole new era of extreme militaristic nationalism

>>126730203
Australia what 5 useless pms in the last 6 years? Aus politics are a world wild laugh mate

>>126730203
What do you mean criticize? You mean coming up with fake stories and being vulgar? It is not criticism if there is no value or excellence.

From one irrelevant country to another: yo. Salam-i

>>126730528
It's illegal if you criticize the government using facts and opinions that aren't approved by the government.
This is obviously absolute corruption.
A law created solely so nobody can oppose you without going to jail.
Honestly Singapore is more corrupt than China, they just have good PR

>>126724026
You forgot about us.

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o.0

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>>126724026

>>126730203
Sweden

>>126730744
Lmfao it isnt it is illegal to talk shit about the government literraly everyone does it. It is illegal congregate in a group to discuss politics without a permit thats legitamately it

>>126730904
In Sweden you can criticize the government, you just can't criticize their immigration law.
In Singapore you can't criticize them about ANYTHING

>>126730744
Wrong. You're allowed to voice your dissatisfaction with the government, but you're not allowed to incite hate or slander. Our supreme minister mentor LKY once said that you'll never find a better complainer than a Singaporean.

>>126725091

You say that like having no sand niggers isnt a giant improvement

>>126726144
Chinese are white

TEST

>>126727777
Tell me about Bane

>>126731147
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedition_Act_(Singapore)

>>126724026
I don't think so, sweetie.

>>126727940
Actually
>be Singaporean
>be victim of crime
>gets solved in half an hour because the police have cameras at all major entry and exit points and access to ISP databases

Lived here for 23 years and never had a crime happened to me. Never even seen one. First time was when someone tried to pickpocket me in Italy

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tasteless cultureless jokes of people

>>126727994
Nothing. Singapore is the greatest place to live but incredibly boring. Either you go to the tourist attractions, Sentosa, Marina Bay Sands et cetera or you go eat local food

>>126728564
Japan Pls invade again I want my animu early

>>126731587
I was in Singapore and had my bag stolen.
The cop didn't give a shit and a few days later I saw some journalist write a story making fun of me for "losing" my bag.
My friends had the same thing happen to them.
Real safe country

>>126731736
lol

>>126724026
Our biggest earthquake practically just knocked over a sheep shack, which my New Zealand standards is the apocalypse, but by the standards of the world is nowhere near major or disaster.

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>>126730744
>Cuckstralian education

>>126731515
Used mostly to persecute people who try to rile up the population to unrest. A necessary law in a multi-cultural nation. Bants with your countrymen of a racist nature won't get you arrested, but if you do it in public then yes. You are however allowed to voice your complaints about the government in a civil manner.

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>>126727777
TELL US ABOUT BANE

>>126731809
He didn't help you because you were being a fucking cunt about it.

Back in my conscription in the police i hate Auscucks because they're a bunch of drunk bogans.

>>126732037
Bullshit.
The law is obviously created to create a one party state.
Thats its soul purpose

>>126731809
It's because you're foreign.
Asians are honestly the most racist out of all the world's peoples, even niggers or kikes, but they'd prefer to sit in their home country and laugh at you because no other race is even worth extermination.

But they'll happily knick our shit.

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>>126729508
Politics is a circus. Research - largely ignored - shows public opinion has negligible effect on government policy in the US. As Bernays says public opinion is controlled by the the elite few who know how to. Policies are made, then the public agrees to them.

True freedom is the ability to make a living, start a business. Achieve your full potential. That's what Singapore does.

libra north node

bitches

>>126732222
It's funny because in Cuckstralia your politics are a fucking mess and no one really gives a shit about it because your politicians are fucking scum.

>>126731037
but singapore police dont have to hand out bracelets to singaporean middle school girls with the words "please dont rape me" written on them in arabic

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>>126732248

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>>126724026
bump

>>126731809
Seriously? Where and how did you lose it? Was it a grab and run?

>>126727777
I know who you are.

You're a big guy.

>>126731008
That law could easily be used to shut down any political discussion...

And probably is.

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>>126731809
What the fuck are you talking about? Of course there will be crime in a city of 5 million, but personally I've left my wallet on a table many times to buy food and nothing's ever come of it. The police puts up signs asking for witnesses for fucking flower pot thefts because they've got nothing better to investigate. This is because the country is ruled by the iron grip of the law. I seriously doubt anyone would make fun of someone (especially foreigners) for being the victim of crime.

>>126732421
Dat is noice gonne.

>>126732347
Oh shit, what's next, are you going to criticise the most corrupt country on earth New Zealand?

I never had an opinion on Singapore before, but after this thread, it sure seems like you're a bunch of annoying faggots.

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>>126732671
That's exactly what we are
Also give Eva 4.0

>>126732624
too bad you can't have it

>>126732472
I'd rather not give details, but I took my eyes off it for a few minutes in the night club district of singapore and it disappeared.
Same happened to my (Filipino) friend a couple weeks later.
Crime is worse than Singaporeans pretend.
The government has complete control over the media so people think crime doesn't exist though

>>126724026
yawn

>>126732671
They can't say anything bad about their country or the government will arrest them for congregating in a virtual group to slander the glorious motherland.

>>126732507
U U U U

>>126732789
Nah, I used a SAR 21 for my NS

>>126732846
You're New Zealand.

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>>126732671
My opinion on japan has always that of soulless baby killers. I'm glad your people are dying out.

>>126732793
>Crime is worse than Singaporean pretend
What? I travel a lot and Singapore is probably the only country I feel comfortable walking home at 3am. Of course crime exist in every city but it is still one of the safest country to be in imo.

>>126727735
All fake fuh sho.

>>126732972
that is correct

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0 mudslime attacks reporting in, only a matter of time tough..

>>126733001
Japan is way safer.

>>126732820
we should go to bed m8, we have to get up in a few hours

>>126727543
It still being flattened has nothing to do with the severity of the problem but our utter incompetence at fixing it.

Honestly even Britain would have fixed this by now, have you seen how long and how much money they spend to make T-sections in London look like roundabouts but actually aren't?

Oh, it's a lot of fucking money and time...

>>126732793
You're an outlier. I've lived here all my live and never even seen a crime.
Also
>leaving your shit unattended

>>126733102
Depends on the district and city desu. Tokyo is pretty safe imo.

>>126732972
New Zealand isn't very big though...

>>126732793
>friends with pinoys
>taking granted of safety
>crime is worse because you, being a negligible cuck, says so

I served in the police force and I know shit. You're just spiteful you lost your stuff and my fellow policemen not wanting to help a fucking cunt like you.

As far as I remember, no terrorist attacks here, so hi

im pretty surprised no proxyfag has come in with the Antarctica flag yet

>inb4 Antarctica isnt a country its a continent

suck my bumhole

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>>126725515
Kek'd, at least best Korea doesn't have rampant prostitution and heresy.
I wonder who has that... oh yeah, Singapoor

>>126733164
Oh fuck it's 12:30
You're right.
But at the same time, I could shit post for another hour or two.

I don't NEED more than 4 hours sleep really. I'll get it back on Queen's birthday weekend.

>>126724026
What are you saying Singapoor?

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help

I lived in Singapore most of my life.

It's okay but gets boring real quick if you're into anything other than shopping.

Also complete lack of culture or any kind of arts/music scene. Soulless country.

>>126733298
I don't really care the policeman didn't give a shit, but he obviously didn't solve the crime despite the area being filled with surveillance cameras, which is what I was referring to (some anon saying crimes are solved in 30 minutes because of CCTV).

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>>126724026
>>126731529
We are allowed too!

>>126733462
You reap what you sow Sven.

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>>126733483
>having a soul
What are you, Malay?

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>>126733445
>malaysia calling other countries poor

>>126733462
Send grills then we'll talk

>>126733445
ARREST NAJIB

>>126733499
Why would he? You're just a tourist and you probably acted like a fucking cunt. I wouldn't help a jackass bogan either even if I could.

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>>126724026
best eastern yurop country by a landslide reporting in.
>best geography: mountains, hills, sea, forests and all that shit
>best women
>best freedoms
>everything is cheap if you're already fairly well off
>muslims beware, every arab or turk here acts civilized else he gets his shit kicked in

hows it going lads?

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>>126733390
how does it feel to know that there is someone on the same landmass as you jacking it too hentai right now?

>>126733499
Nobody wants to help australians because they're the worst tourists, and also that they stole our rightful clay.

>>126733613

It's funny you say that because even though I'm not Malay, I got along with the Malays far more than the average Chinese Singaporean.

They were genuine, down to earth and fun people while the Chinese were all caught up in the rat race of condo and a nice car.

>>126733732
Upholding the law? Ffs he might be a drunk roo but his shit was still stolen

SUCK ARAB DICK, BRITISH KEKOLD LOL

>>126733732
>Singapore isn't corrupt la

Can i post here? I'm pretty sure we only have national cultural enrichment events no terror attacks as far as i can remember

Hi.

>>126733600
*Mohammed rapes what Sven sows

>>126733614
>>126733688
You guys seem to be mad for no reason. Don't get uppity or we will cut your water supply.

>>126733814
Malays are pretty cool.

>rat race
Well it takes all sorts.

>>126733779
Do not trust Gypsy posters.
Talk to a real Romanian, or look at the news and see how fucked their government is.

For those that don't know, imagine the American nigger, now imagine it at it's worst, this is the typical gypsy.

The only thing going for them is internet and terrain, but honestly, you can get those elsewhere.

This isn't even getting into how brain dead the Romanian's themselves are.

>>126733445
MALAYSIA BOLEH

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>>126733791
>inb4 someone points out i used "too" instead of "to"

beat you to it you fucks

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>>126733832
>refusing to help a drunk bogan idiot = corruption

That's prejudice.

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>>126733971
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SO THAT FUCKING RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>126733814
>Malay
You know they are the equivalent of niggers for SEA right?

>>126733791
Dunno, you tell me.
I'm wanking to the top 45 most fapped hentais on hentai haven, all at once, while shit posting.

singapore also most capitalist least regulated economy in world

dems BTFO!

>>126733971

>we
>us

You're not the Sultan of Johor so fuck off, Ahmad.

>>126733902
Rightful British clay.

>>126734098
>Refusing to do the job you're payed for because you're a racist isn't corruption
I never did anything against the cop to warrant that.
All I did was describe what happened.

https://www.wired.com/1993/04/gibson-2/

>>126734244
And Singapore is anti degeneracy

PINK DOT BTFO!

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>>126724026
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Terrorism_Index#2016
Does that time the Arab ambassador's kids beat up a Portuguese teen and immediately declared diplomatic immunity count as terrorism?

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>>126724026
EZ

>>126724026
Posting. That volcano had no effect on us, only fucked up for others.

>>126734194
>hentai haven
noice
why havent come out with any new shit in like a fucking week?

also depending on how weeb/autistic your fetishes are you should check out studiofow's stuff

>>126734355
We only hang the degenerates m8.
It is funny how other countries are upset we are getting rid of the druggies for them.

>>126734391
It's pretty disgusting how the alternative media in Singapore praises the degenerate heathen movement and mocks those who don't follow the lieberal narrative.

>>126734441
Does that time someone threw a dildo at one of our ministers count as terrorism?

>>126724026
Wtf. We haven't had a Muslim terrorist attack since 1260

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>>126734067
>some faggot kiwi buttblasted on his island
lmao kys mate
>imagine an American nigger, now imagine it at it's worst, this is the typical kiwi... only worse

>>126734166

Of course. I grew up in Singapore and lived there for 18 years. I still liked them a lot more than the soulless Chinese Singaporeans though.

There is a reason why no noteworthy art comes out of Singapore despite it having all the first world resources for it. No Singaporean music, film (shitty Jack Neo movies don't count), anything.

>>126734499
Seen, does good stuff.
Thanks for recommendation regardless.

Honestly, the only reason I use hentai haven is the descriptions of categories give me a good little chuckle.

>>126734533
Alternative media is fucking degenerate and proves that there is a contrarian market in every country. Repeal 377a my ass. Fucking idiots want to tear this country apart.

Only good thing about this shithole is the lack of mudslimes

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>>126734562
>tfw you're able to say that sentence without adding "since...."

>>126734655
>I like niggers
Opinion discarded. Fuck off Muhammad. Oh I don't disagree with your last statement btw, I just think you are a fucking degenerate.

>>126734715
I think the homos only want to tear each other apart

>>126734585
I just want to help people, help them not go to a shit country like Romania.

Our island is lovely by the way, superior terrain to your shitty traitorous soviet country.
And filled with white European people mainly originating from Britain.
(Unless you go to Auckland, that's pretty much Chinese territory.)

>>126724026
Hello

Reporting in

>>126734328
>tourist
>paid
>bogan cunt

He didn't bother because there are more important things than your stupid bag and even if we found it you'd be back in Cuckstralia.

>>126734881
Greetings beat ally
How goes the war with the Palestinians

>>126734919
how many people have you eaten today?

>>126734867
Nah. The pink dot movement is fucking disgusting as well. So is the anti pink dot movement btw. Both sides are fucking morons. But the pink dot movement are pure degenerates. Most of them can't even tell you why we need to repeal the 377a aside from it is "current" year when our government has already said they won't enforce it.

>>126734655
It's a certainty that your bag got stolen by a yalam or some other brown skinned subhuman you delusional clay stealing bogan.

>>126724026
Fuck off nigger.

Japan, Hong Kong, Singapore, Vietnam, Cambodia, Fiji...

I mean realistically the only countries where people can live safely. Let's face it you have issues too in Singapore with your cast system and eventually China will get into your politics and annex the fuck out of you in the next few years.

Lurk more, faggot.

>>126734870
dude fuck off with your prisoner island at the end of the world in bumfuck nowhere.
Going to kiwiland is like going back to living in caves, while going to Romania is like living during the crusades at least lmao.

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>>126734881
ayy

>>126724026
>implying your government isn't a terror group

Nice meme, dummy

>>126734655
>no Singaporean music
Pls we make a new national song every YEAR. Other shitty countries have one in their LIFTIME

>>126734963
Pretty good actually every goatfucker ends up in the jewish jail.

>>126724026

Hello what's up

>>126734960
>Cops help even with flower pots because they have nothing to do with their time

>But have far more important things than helping a tourist with a robbery.

You just hate white people.

>>126735103
>cambodia
>safe
when you can lose your leg to a stray land mine and need to arm yourself to fend off armed robbers, it's hardly safe

>>126735023
>implying the pink dot is a problem
The real problem is the opposition winning and turning this place into a welfare state. If that happens I'm packing for Switzerland

>>126735378
>Opposition winning
Hahahahahaha.

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>>126733444
Nice digits nigger.

>>126734960
Honestly, it doesn't matter to me because my insurance covered it.
But I'm 100% certain that the thief stole from more people because my friends (who weren't tourists and didn't have insurance) lost their bags in the same way later.

>>126735344
>You are only allowed to post in this thread if your country doesn't have a terrorist attack for the past 10 years AND has no major natural disaster.

I was referring to the title you illiterate monkey, any country in south east asia is safer than the US.

Except IndoNigger.

never have never will, and we are not a shithole like your country OP

>>126734837
>chewing gum is degenerate
>everything is degenerate
Why do you hate Malays so much when you clearly would love Sharia law?

>>126734977
Today? None

>>126735534
Probably a yalam.

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>>126735262
No, I just hate entitled cunts who are majority Australians and older French tourists.

Kiwis are the nicest white people i've ever encountered however.

>>126735116
>New Zealand
>Prisoner island

Ah, easy mistake, the prisoner continent is North West of us.
We're the other continent.

And I would rather be in bumfuck nowhere than be surrounded by gypsys and have a shit government.

Nothing bad happens here, no religion of peace near by to worry about, ay refugees that some how raft all the way down here get taken by Australia, modern technology, low levels of degeneracy, good education...

We need to work on being number one here

>>126726722
Nah, Holland will be fine.

New York is fucked though since the Dutch built it on swampland and the British haven't done a thing since taking over to stop it from sinking.

>>126735262
Is it truly a secret? The police force you see on the street and police posts are mostly manned by civilians serving their national service. They're hilariously inept at dealing with crime on the scene, because there's so little real experience to be had. Last week some bogan was making a ruckus at the airport and the cops on site were completely lost on what to do.

>>126735476
>LKY dead
>Long stepping down
>All that's left is a bunch of pissants who've never been through a crisis and who many think are overpaid, over educated scholars
>against an increasingly liberal young population
I doubt the PAP will last forever

>>126735617
Chewing gum isn't degenerate. Chewing gum and then spitting it in public places is fucking degenerate. Chewing gum isn't illegal in Singapore btw. Check your facts moron. Fucking muslim with an AZ flag.

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>>126734585
pls dont bully

>>126724026
hello my fellow based countries

Present.

>>126724026

>Singapore

Then that disqualifies you as you're not a country.

>>126735667
If I was mean to someone in real life I couldn't even bare to look my sheep in the face. :c
So I shitpost online instead.

>>126735786
PAP crushed opposition the last election. If Long doesn't appoint a good PM I can see Singapore hitting rough waters but opposition absolutely isn't fucking winning.

>>126724026
oh that's me for sure

Singaporeans in this thread, would you resist if push came to shove with the PRC regime? Even if they don't use force on us (which in itself is unlikely) but instead attempt to influence our politics, would you resist and risk economic catastrophe?

I don't know about you guys, but I doubt my ability to aim at another Chinese person and squeeze the trigger.

>>126735716
Having shit on scene police isn't exactly a good thing.

Could at least teach them who is better than them so they know who to call anytime a slight problem appears.

>>126724026
>""""country""""
you're barely a city-state fampai

>>126735617
Chewing gum is disgusting. There are still black spots on some of the older areas that is hardened gum. It's not illegal to chew, it's illegal to spit it

>>126735994
>PM not invited to Beijing for the latest meeting
Nope.

>>126736089
You wouldn't resist? On what grounds?

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>>126735843
>TFW evil gypsys are mean to you and Great Britain isn't there to drop kick them.

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>>126735994
>China

I really hope Lee Hsien Loong the low energy Cuck wouldn't do this.

And he wouldn't either. We're closer to the US than China

>>126736151
As in I won't resist because there is no need to resist. If China was planning to influence our politics, our PM would have been invited to the latest meeting. This meets a cold shoulder towards us. Especially given our stance on the SCS on the Asean forums.

>>126734703
>shitposts on 4chan at 12:50 am
>likes studiofow
>goes to hentaihaven because the descriptions are amusing

fucking hell, what are the chances this autism description could apply to more than 1 person in our little normie country?

>inb4 you inform me that you also have a collection of smug anime grills, live in the South Island and are currently studying IT

>>126735903
That's right. A Kiwi is my neighbour and he buys us stuff and invites us to try Kiwi steak and stuff.

Nicest neighbour I've ever had and we're blessed to have his family to live next door.

>>126724638
Not a disaster, just everyday crash.

No islamic terror attack past 700 years. Get on our level faggots.

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>>126736326
North Island and I never had anything to be smug about so I deleted my smug anime girls.

Unless this one counts as smug.

>>126735994
>you cant kill another chink
Grow a pair, there are a billion of us.

It depends on the context. If the entire china army were bearing down on us I'd probably bail. But if they try to fund the opposition and so on I'd resist. It'd be like eh cold war again.

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>>126724026

>>126735788
>Be Singaporean
>Daddy LKY (peace be upon him) tells you to be a good boy and not to look at naughty pictures online
>Have to use a VPN to fap

Btw Malay girls are 100x more attractive than Chinese Singaporean girls who are dog shit tier. They are also all gold digging whores despite being pig disgusting ugly. I know you secretly would love a Malay qt but your parents would never approve.

>>126735990
Boston

>>126736031
Then what is the point in having a massive conscripted civil defense force? Most Singaporeans like to look past this fact but the whole point of National Service is to provide them with the knowledge and skills to handle crises in time of National need. Small petty crime like this could be handled by the conscript cops for on the job training.

>>126736235
>>126736281

Maybe it's just me then, I tend to be more Sino-centric in my worldview, possibly due to my upbringing and education ("Tan Kah Kee Communist Club"). Unfortunately the Singaporean youth I know who weren't from my school are all quite westernized and degenerate. Do you guys have similar opinions?

>>126736644
>Malay girls are 100x more attractive
Muhammad please.

>>126724026
North Korea checking in.
Gotta use a proxy to get all these fan boys of(f) my ass.

>>126736692
Sounds like they just fuck it up when they try.

>>126736644
>Mudlay Mudslimes are kewl guise at least they have souls amirite xD

Do you suck niggerdicks and befriend indoniggers as well?

>>126736756
Alot of youth are westernized and degenerates but they are still 2 election away from voting thankfully and majority of the voting population is still firmly conservative.

>>126736644
> Malay girls

Bro no

>>126736281
>fucking Najib got invited and we didn't
The gloves are off

>>126736878
He is probably bogan which is why he identifies with yalam.

>>126736345
Mate, I'm getting hungry just thinking of cooking someone a meal.
But everyone is asleep at 1 am and it would be rude to wake them.

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>>126735903
>tfw Im nicer and less racist on /pol/ than I am in real life
>tfw did a 20 minute long presentation in history class about why the holocaust never happened
>tfw called tongans niggers to their face then proceeded to talk about anime with them

honestly as long as you throw in a few jokes and dont live in the (((North Island))) then there really is no need to hide your power level in NZ because no one gives a fuck.

>>126736814
Most national servicemen lack motivation, and that's not a surprise. They see it as a waste of 2 years. Most (especially malays, who are prevalent in the police force) do the bare minimum and fuck off after 2 years. Peace in Singapore is kept through the iron grip of the law. I won't doubt for a second that without it the country will quickly fall apart.

iceland signing in.

>>126737020
I'm confused you didn't do anything mean...

But I do live in North Island, Hawkes Bay.

Mostly just old white people.

>>126737020
Awh man I almost got to go to New Zealand on EX Thunder Warrior '15 but unfortunately I went OOC and was transferred out. Those lads had fun and were stunned by the quality of NZ army rations; literally cakes and proper tea for officers and good steak twice a week

>>126736549
>North Island

my condolences

>live in South Island
>live in south part of South Island
>havent seen a brown person in just over 3 months
>last non-white I saw was 4 days ago and it was an asian guy in a suit

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>>126737118
Hey when I was in SPF there was no lack of motivation to beat the shit out of drunk poo in loos, harrass FT and arrest hooligan Mudslimes.

And of course dealing with the occasional bogan cunt.

>>126737382
Isn't that bad, knife scares away the bush Maoris and all the gooks live in cities.

Singapore is so cucked by us it's called "the Switzerland of Asia". Just saying.

Also no terrorism or natural disasters here, except porn is also legal, you don't get thrown in jail for smoking weed, and you're free to own a gun and vote in a direct democracy.

Also
>his flag has a muslim crescent on it

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>>126737249
>you didn't do anything mean...

not in THIS thread

>>126737641
I mean in that list of actions.
Seems fairly standard.

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>>126737546
just remember to stay out of ((((((((((Auckland))))))))))

>>126737618
Switzerland is a great place. Clean, well developed and organized. And the flag is a giant plus.

>>126724026
How does it feel to be a glorified white mans trade port?

>>126737618
I always love Switzerland and wish I was born a Roma Swiss.

>>126737723
>Seems fairly standard
and thats the exact attitude im talking about

If I was american or yuropeon I would probably be in prison for hate crimes right now

>>126737618
Switzerland is a lovely country. When I visited Europe, it was easily the best country I traveled through. France is the worst, fucking niggers asking me to buy key chains.

>>126737513
Standards keep lowering year after year because of guniang recruits and their whiny parents. When I was serving NS the SAF didn't have safety as one of their core values. Anything they just tekan until like fuck. Now the sgts can only make recruit drop and do 20. It's no surprise that there's no more discipline anymore tobehonest.

>>126737776
Build a wall around Auckland, put all the Maoris in there, and fucking nuke it.

Would turn us into a world super power.

>>126737940
It's like 15 years in Germany for denying the holocaust.

>>126738109
questioning*

>>126737993
This.
Why
The
Fuck
Are there so many niggers selling key chains
How is it possibly a viable business
No one buys them and you have three people in the same area selling them

>>126737618
Switzerland and the people in it are top-tier in my books

you should modify the National Redoubt to auto trigger if muslims approach your border

>>126738083
I agree. We had it tought 8 years ago and the SPF has degraded into becoming a glorified customer support service.

Good afternoon kankermongolen!

>>126738230
Thailand has Southern Muslim rebels, that's only one shitty Asian country away from Singapoor.

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>yfw Swedes could have posted up until this year

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>>126736878
Try saying that in public or posting that on your blog lol

>>126724026
>no natural disaster
except for being 75% Chinese

>>126737618
Switzerland is the gold standard of a first world country our leaders wish to emulate.

>flag has a muslim crescent on it
Our neighbours from the north and south are violent shitskins, we have no choice.

Posting

>>126738409
Doesn't matter Zven.

You're a cuck no matter what kind of thread you post in.

>>126737810
>>126737935
>>126737993
OK now you're making me feel bad.

I guess you guys can't be so bad. How are the women in Singapore? Easy and loose?

>>126738230
Thanks, anon. There are some cool Muslims here though, those I know work hard and pay taxes. It's the invasion from the rest of Europe that's really not under control. 90,000+ people last year alone, fucking insane.

>>126738550
The election of Trudeau is a terrorist attack on my brain.

>>126738669
>How are the women in Singapore? Easy and loose?
Yes. If you are white and rich.

>>126738537
I doubt your leaders really wish to emulate us. If they did, you guys would have direct democracy, which is our defining characteristic. But thanks for the compliments I guess.

>>126738747
Sounds pretty good. Too bad I fell for the marriage meme (she's a good woman at least)

>>126738800
We can't have direct democracy cause muslims lurk amongst us and our neighbors are ragheads. Feels bad man.

>>126738747
so pretty much the same as every other country
my experience meeting Singaporeans is that their women are:
>high standards of Koreans
>social ability of Japanese
>physical appearance of Chinese
>cooking abilities of Filipinos
>English ability of Indonesians

I don't know how you guys manage with your death sentence on porn

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>>126738747
You're a fucking cuck.

>>126738934
Singaporean women, especially the millenials are career minded and act typically like an Asian American diaspora.

Luckily I'm already engaged.

>>126739061
No one has been caught for porn before. Plus prostitution is legal here.

>>126739148
>You're a fucking cuck.
>Implying it is not true
Hurr durr