Brit/pol/: Bruv edition

Last time I made a thread I got a lot of grief, but to all you newfags here, I'm actually a pretty well respected member of brit/pol/..

I've been posting quality content such as pictures, links, and I've even been creating new threads at the 300 post bump limit since I started coming to 4chan after the 2016 election.

So before you try to shun me as a newfag, remember that:
a) I'm already recognized as a quality poster by the older anons like "YKTD," "Crumpet," and "Tunnocks Teacake poster"
b) we accept all tenured individuals in /ptg/
and
c) Brexit wouldn't have been possible without Trump and most people here have already decided on the fact about two months ago

This one was first:

>>126435822

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/21/boris-johnson-wrongly-claims-350m-nhs-promise-is-in-manifesto

Thoughts? Tories can only keep fucking up now and losing their lead.

>>126435854
well now you're recognized as a faggot. go back to redshit and get up-yur-ass voted

t. thread splitter

>>126437439
Fuck you faggot I was first

>>126437439
t. faggot

Reeeeeeee fuck off Boro

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Where is his episode 9?

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Come on then lads who won?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ

VS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo&t=1s

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Lads, will the court believe me when I say Ami was born in 1978?

>>126443531
This is embarrassing

It hurts my soul

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Germany calling, Germany calling...

If you had to choose between Labour or Lib Dem?

>>126443717
Heath Ledger was a fag

>>126443717
h-how did you get this number?

>>126443531
The company that produces eyebrow pencils

>>126443531
The nogs that got free rimjobs to produce this crap

>>126443531
>this is the type of scum people join the army to defend

why

>>126443531
>who won?
jews
no, seriously - both those girls are promoted by "entertainment" industry jews

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A WHOLE BOX FILLED WITH MUNCH - A 'MUNCHY BOX', IF YOU WILL

>>126444223
That looks DISGUSTING!

>>126436856
lmao you're just a shariablue shill, the Tories are fucking BASED!

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Welcome to nu-Britain
The home of Paki shopkeepers called bossman and rapping nignogs who love Nike shoes and chicken

>>126443731
Suicide?

>>126444223
What is the sugar for

>>126443531
They're both ugly little 14 year olds with faces plastered with makeup.

>>126444126
>>126443963
>Not knowing who /ourguy/ Jack Wilkinson is
It's by chavs , for chavs. No Jewish conspiracy here, such eternal SHAME for people living in Blackpool knowing that this is what there town is now most commonly known for

>>126436856
I genuinely think they're doing it on purpose to get it all out the way before the days prior to the election

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>>126443963
>he doesn't like rimjobs
Feels good man
>>126443531
Come on man I'm fucking dying here

>>126444223
portion of doner meat with sriracha sauce

how come /r/ukpolitics goes to shit during elections? it's usually pretty decent otherwise

>>126444459
>he doesn't delicately season his munch with a pound of sugar

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>>126444294

>2017
>not supporting your local fast food business by ordering a munchy box today
>only a tenner

>>126443531
millie b

>>126444611
People who only pay attention to politics when elections are on come in. These sort of people skew towards leftism and faggotry

>>126444611
same reason /britpol/ has gone to shit. influx of leddit cancer

Is it true that 30 grand is considered a good salary in Britain?

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>>126443531
What happened to the Anglo-Saxon people?

>>126444904
It's a decent amount above average.

>>126444514
>No Jewish conspiracy

The videos have 10's of millions of view, you fucking retard.

A video rarely gets a million views if the people at YouTube don't want it to.

They probably put this on the fucking homepage

>>126444904
It's fucking sad (yes)

>>126444904
Depends where you live, and the hours, but it won't be good, only average

>>126444983

If you put a puppy with cats all it's life it will act like a cat.

>>126444715
>The owners of a kebab shop which sold food contaminated with human faeces have been ordered to pay compensation to customers who became ill.
Just what is in your munchy box, Pajeet?
Fuck That!!!!!

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This fat cunt is literally - LITERALLY - sucking sweaty Saudi bollocks live on camera right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XMJdKqOFfw

My fucking sides.

>muh 28D chess crossed with Mouse Trap crossed with Screwball Scramble MAGA

>>126444983
You wasted your empire fighting the aryan. Was is worth it?

>>126444904

In London no, elsewhere it is a decent amount.

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>>126444223
Pic related is me and me munchy box when I went to Scotland last summer

>>126435854
Grow up, cuckboy

Reminder curry is the national dish of England

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Modern British culture at it's best loooooooool, love it xx

>>126445201
>he leaves the top on the maze in Screwball Scramble

>>126445336
We invented curries 2bh.

Tikka masala, aye that were us.

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what if the tories are doing stupid shit like fox hunting and internet censorship because they don't want to win and have to do brexit

stay woke lads

>>126445201
>Not realising the House of Saud is a containment government

>>126435801
that kid is adorable
Is he still making those youtube videos?

also what the hell is up with you guys trying to make a scary internet

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>>126445203
>your empire
I'm of German stock but regardless, no. It wasn't worth the war between kinsmen.

>>126445216
that's a portion for 1 person?

>>126445553
>kid
he is 35

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>>126445588

>that union flag

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>>126445201
>he thought trump would stand up against his saudi/israelite masters

>>126445201
The only people who support this retard now are t_d retards and poor rural voters who don't follow the news that much. It's now, thankfully, not the norm to be called a shill when you point out his glaring failures, unless you're in /ptg/, which is basically a leddit colony so who cares what they think.
Remember when everyone deluded themselves thinking he was the saviour of the white race? kek

>>126445019
They get the views because it's by chavs, for chavs, and the chavs of Blackpool love it. These 'send' videos may look like jokes, but you have real fights between people as a result of them. You also have the entirety of the British commentary community coming to look at it to laugh at, and make videos on. Finally there's the views that come from niggers that make 'real rap' and 'real sends, this shit is shit f.am', so there's no conspiracy. Look at the subscriber count, this channel has been going for a good few years now.

>>126445675
>implying we aren't in distress

>>126445386
You are wrong. I like BBC films more than Hollywood movies.

It's a will will will willy-poooooost

WILLY
I
L
L
Y

>>126445787

It's not that it's just wrong, the red cross never completely covers the white cross.

>>126443531

We need a resurgence in English traditional music rather than this piff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFuxq_J1VuA

>>126444904
Yes, as a starting salary. No if you've got 5+ years in that industry.

>>126445817
>I like BBC

Dropped

>The struggles of war babies fathered by black GIs - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39927255

>>126445466
>WE WUZ CURRY KANGZ

you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

>>126445928
Beating a dead horse.

>>126445494
I reckon that might be true. They could of had the safest manifesto ever and just smashed this election with 100+ majority.

LBC has been pretty much constant "they've lost my vote" calls since the manifesto dropped

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Had a wank in my back garden lads

If anyone was looking it's tough shit, my land my cock

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>>126443531
Nobody won, in no conceivable situation could a 'winner' be described in this country, everybody everywhere lost.

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>>126445386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MC-O6N9VdE&t=29s

>>126445857
It's a small design, they're limited in what they could do. The Union flag is misleadingly complex

>>126444364
>legalise gay marriage
>keep immigration going so they can have cheap romanian nannies for their little hugos and humphreys
FUCKING BASED

>>126445961
I like drama TV series made by BBC and I like BBC Radio 4. I'm not talking about their whole political agenda.

>>126446138
You're wrong, The United Sta-... YouTube won

>>126445494
>>126446005
It's obvious they believe they'll win so they look at it as a once-in-a-generation chance to do whatever the fuck they want.

If they were truly self-destructive they would just cross Murdoch and promise Leveson 2.

>>126443531
I prefer Soph Aspin, but I think Millie B got the better of her there

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Autism Minister when?

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Start buying Tums.

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>>126443531

Reminder that if you were enough of an extrovert chav LAD you could have either of those wonderful british flowers nosh you off

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love mummy

cant help it

wanna die

>>126446005
lots of people where I live cannot bring themselves to vote for them anymore. they've cut public services to the bare bone and people don't like it.most people just vote for them to stop nigs coming in.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNr0lwSxUhE

>>126446424
>Unironically preferring any of them

>>126446459
Is this, dare I say, /OurEconomics/?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-autistic_economics

>>126444904
That's literally double what you'd get on a 40 hour week on minimum wage.

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NEETS in this thread trying to promote the faggy Lib Dems and Labour cucks, pls kys

>>126446300
>a once-in-a-generation chance to do whatever the fuck they want

Basically this. Fox hunting isn't a vote winner, it's a free gift for their core vote.

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>>126445466
>The origin of the dish is disputed.
>Rahul Verma, a food critic who writes for The Hindu, said he first tasted the dish in 1971 and that its origins were in the Punjab. He said "Its basically a Punjabi dish not more than 40-50 years old and must be an accidental discovery which has had periodical improvisations".
>Another explanation is that it originated in an Indian restaurant in Glasgow, Scotland,but probably from the British Bangladeshi community which ran most Indian restaurants in the United Kingdom.
>A specific version of the British explanation recounts how a Pakistani chef, Ali Ahmed Aslam, proprietor of the Shish Mahal restaurant in the west end of Glasgow, invented chicken tikka masala by improvising a sauce made from yogurt, cream, and spices.
Aye, that was us alright. Picture related.

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>>126446095

I bet it was over pictures of Charlie Dimmock you dirty bastard Tommy

>>126446459
It's because the minimum wage is so high. Why hire an autist for the same price as a normal person?

You couldn't get away with allowing businesses to lower the minimum wage for disabledes either as the press from Guardian types would be so bad.

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>>126446635
Why has May gone full retard? Look at that fucking shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_general_election,_2017#/media/File:Opinion_polling_UK_2020_election_short_axis.png

>>126446692

What i'd give to dig my trowel through her topsoil

>>126446459
>>126446697
Autists have it rough.

>>126446697

Why don't businesses just pay half minimum wage and the government make up the difference?

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>>126446232
It's all part of the plan, goy.

>>126446770

Ooof, I know what you mean there lad

>>126445216
How much did that set you back m8?

>>126446756
does that not indicate that the labour surge is at the expense of other parties such as UKIP? The tory drop is negligible compared to the other smaller parties.

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>>126446756
Literally LABOUR SURGE

>>126435854
The STATE of YOU, lard arse.

>>126446844
don't think the conservative party has actually 'conserved' fucking anything ever.

>>126446756
Labour's vote was bound to spike when they actually started to stand for their voters again.

>>126446844
kafir, not a goy

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Reminder that Conservatives are 13D Chess masters.

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>>126445657
It can be.

>>126445665
well he looks like a kid, jesus soemthing went wrong with the birthing chamber

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>>126446914
All Labour and the others need to do is prevent the Tories from getting a majority then merge together to storm Downing Street and kick out May.

Unless the Tories get an outright majority they're cooked.

>>126446914

I honestly think it's down to UKIPers in the North that will vote Tory pretending that they'll go back to Labour. Saying you're a Tory in THE NORF is a death sentence, Ford Fiesta pushed into the Tyne

>>126446606
Only blacks can get away with Grime, it's so fucking cringe when Northern whites try to speak this weird Patois. "Mandem"? This is the country of Wordsworth and Keats lads.

>>126446283
Yeah especially since that reggie guy embarressed the shit out of himself in russia with BBC3

>>126446799
Because the government already spends too much.

>>126446972
lel UKIP and Lib Dem voters voting for the same party

Bring back Nick Griffin and his gammy eye

>>126444425
it's been like that since at least 2007

>>126445386
Blud, don't you fucking diss Troopz and co, Senpai.

>>126447109
They're currently predicted to get an 132 seat majority.

>>126435801

>>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
>woman marries man

It's hilarious how the English consider this news. Hilarious and pathetic.

how much does a trip cost?

>>126447109
the country is finished if Corbyn becomes PM. public services are finished if May becomes PM. >kms when?

>>126447013
Well they're conserving the muddy hordes that shouldn't even be here.

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This man asks you to help him remove the asbestos in his garage.

What do you do?

>>126447240
That was before their lead got slashed by over a half now right?

>>126447332

back in the early 90's I got 2 for £5

>>126447198
Senpai? Don't you mean F A M? For some reason
F A M changes to Senpai

>>126447111
you'd be surprised. if you touch DUH NHS long enough people will get pissed.

>>126447366
talk to him about the jews, muslims and the liberal elite

>>126447350
>public services are finished if May becomes PM

Corbyn's plans to let the unions take back control over the public services would eventually destroy them too.

>>126444425

Chicken Connoisseur is your greatest export nowadays 2bh

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>>126444364
>the Tories are fucking BASED!

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Still got no idea who to vote for in two weeks

>>126447272
>60 jobs announced
>this is news in Ireland
https://www.rte.ie/news/2017/0519/876355-jobs/

Kill yourself, potatowog.

>>126446593
They lost my vote, fucking jewish shit like censoring the Internet and now kikes like Alan Sugar want to vote for them.

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>>126447109
>implying the lib dems isn't controlled opposition

>>126447272
It's hilarious that a lack of spuds can genocide millions of Irishmen tbqh. I mean really, do you like chips THAT much?!

>>126447414
That's based on an opinion poll from the middle of this month.

>>126446459
How do autists on here manage to escape the 84%/68%?

>>126447357
shekels for cheap labour

>>126446611
Be like that if you like m8, but in 250 years' time they'll be talking about the Soph Aspin/Millie B rivalry in the way we talk about Mozart and Salieri. They're making musical history

>>126447612
Before the S U R G E then.

>>126447425
shit

just bought this lil beauty for £20

>>126447517
>an old cunt who hates old people
>a confused commie pensioner who hates money
>a milkman cuck
>a holocaust survivor
>a treehugging lesbot
Not much choice really lad

>>126447180
That eye is his most important feature. He's always got one eye on the Jewry.

>>126447712
lol guys my tripcode says nog

who wants to buy it from me?

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>>126447517
UKIP aren't even standing in my constituency

>>126447645
I don't want to imagine a world where Soph Aspin and Millie B are remembered and their """music""" celebrated.

Everyone at BGMedia is under 13 apart from Jack Wilkinson.

>>126447517
Don't bother voting. It's pointless.

>>126447624
dinars, not shekels

>>126447564
who you voting for Kim?

>>126447517

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-conservative-manifesto-jeremy-corbyn-taxation-winter-fuel-allowance-a7743311.html

Have a read of this. I think it's a perfect explanation of the current climate.

>>126447565
>skimmed milk

no wonder he's such a spineless fag

>>126447446
>He wasn't here for 'roody-poo' and 'candy-ass'

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how do we fix the "grime" problem?

>>126447855
Vote for one of the obscure parties or deface your ballot paper.

>>126447517
me neither senpai

pretty disillusioned with politics atm desu

>>126447839
The only u-13 at BG media is Alex Aspin. Everyone else apart from Little T are over 16. This is
>le based generation Z

>>126447529

But we're a small country, anon. That's no secret.

The wall-to-wall coverage of the wedding of a woman who's famous because her older sister married someone whose granny is head of state for life of your country with no possibility of being removed by the people is just embarrassing. It shows how cucked the people of (((England))) really are.

>>126447645
salt the earth end the planet

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Sister just asked me who I'm voting for. Might just lie and say I'm voting Corbyn. She wouldn't shut the fuck up for weeks when I said I was voting Leave.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-closes-gap-on-tory-lead-with-best-polls-showing-so-far-a7747111.html

I said quite some time ago that as the election neared the polls would start fluffing up a nonexistent Labour surge so as to wring the last few UKIP voters that are still loyal to it back into the Tories, I saw the article and thought of you

>>126447934
Get rid of the dark people

>>126448056
>Having bluepillers in your family

faggot

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>>126447934

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>"Wow, our first flat together, anon! Yay us! But I have something to tell you..."

What do?

>>126447934
Self awareness for those involved. Nobody on your island is supposed to "rap" so it seems these youngsters forgot the rules is all

>>126448056
whoa are you THE yktd thats amazing

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>>126447934

>>126448044
>end the planet

Not just yet old bean.

It's time to go into space.

>>126447712
>shit

yeah that's inflation for ya, the ones I bought had the rolling stones lips/tongue on, weird how I still remember that

>>126447934
tbf mate if you're interested in social issues what other music is there? Grime is the new Punk Rock.

>>126445977

Making a resurgence desu - here's one that is easier on the ear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkot79QgqBg

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Would you guys rather be
>An MP in a Scottish constituency ?
>An MP in a London constituency?

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>>126448157
Burn the coal...

>>126447517
Vote for Theresa May.

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>>126448077
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE INTERNET

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>>126448077
The trip code... it's been so long... I think it's real

>>126448246
Scottish.

Put me outside Glasgow, Edinburgh or Dundee and I'll be perfectly fine.

>>126448157
kick her coalburning ass out with impunity

>>126448269
>implying you can vote for theresa may if you dont live in maidenhead

SOMEONE MAKE THIS MEME STOP

>>126448246
I wish Scotland would just fuck off already. They're the only reason the left is still alive in this country. Maybe we should send a few muds their way to change their minds.

>>126448085
There's 1 Nigger on BG Media out of 15 ''''''''''''''''''''''''stars''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>126448044
And if I wake from Dreams
Shall I fall in Pastures
Will I Wake the Darkness
Shall we Torch the Earth?
And if I wake from Dreams
Shall we find the Emptiness
And break the Silence
That will stop our Hearts?
And if I wake from Dreams
Shall we cry Together
For their Howling echoes
And restart the Night?

And why did you say
That things shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?

And shall I wake from Dreams
For the Glory of Nothing
For the cracking of the Sun
For the crawling down of Lies?
And if We fall from Dreams
Shall we push them into Darkness
And stare into the Howling
And clamber into Night?
And if I fall from Dreams
All my Prayers are Silenced
To Love is to lose
And to lose is to Die...

And why did you say
That things shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?

https://youtu.be/skyVpnqi6ps

>>126448337
wow what a soft wanker

take the trip off, no one even knows who you are

>>126448056
>outright saying to you flesh and blood you are voting for a meme like gomrade gorbyn

Lad.

>>126448352
It's statistically the most cucked country in the UK though.

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>>126446606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc

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>>126448077
>he returns

>>126448077

Nice to see you back lad.

>>126448077
c-could it be you, oh wise one?

>>126448237
>He doesn't get comfy with the Baby and Missus on a Sunday and listen to Transatlantic Sessions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5X4Q6jFtHg&list=PL_mP0xgcUHyLAtR-SkUm_sFHLiooWa7rj

WENGER OUT

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>>126448505
Hmm....

>>126448026
>wall-to-wall

Ha, shut the fuck up.

>>126448505
Better than Pakiland. The smell of curry and rundown depressing red brick homes is terrible.

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Quintessentially British

>>126448605
nuttall out desu

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>Accuweather forecasting 27c on Wednesday

going to absolutely sweat my FUCKING BOLLOCKS off lads

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>>126447934
>how do we fix the "grime" problem?
>we
You will not do shit because you're a beta cuck NEET lmao kys fucking retard

You will fix nothing.

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>>126448077
I unironically thought you were going to kill yourself

>>126448685
Ukip are finished anyway m8. They just need to die so a proper right wing party can take their place.

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>>126448077
Good to see you back

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>>126448709
Don't start this shit again, at least spam /bant/ this time

t. lived in southern spain for 2 years

>>126448077
So are you saying that behind every poll there is a malevolent Tory in a dark smoky room, stroking a white cat while artificially inflating the poll numbers?

>>126448077
fuck off

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I wish the DUP would stand in the mainland UK

>>126448819

think you have me confused with someone lad

>>126448782
this. There is so much potential for a French Front Nationale style party in this country. Bang on about he NHS and immigration long enough and people will love you.

>>126448603

Very nice - thanks lad. I'm a bit of a latecomer to Folk music.

>>126448782
>They just need to die so a proper right wing party can take their place
>He doesn't know that without the EU parliament there's no place for a new right wing party to form

>>126448819
Houses in Spain are designed around hot weather. Fuck, you might even have air conditioning like Americans do. A hot British summer is a special kind of cancer.

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>>126448536

>>126448943
same, i would vote for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4&t=1s

>>126448943
Would they get anywhere?

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>YKTD comes back for my thread

Can we, dare I say, agree that I'm /areguy/?

>>126448077
Just so you know, nobody accused people of being you.

>>126449153
I did, I get a thrill out if it especially when I do it like this:

>t. YKTD

>>126448494
Everyone should trip so you pathetic shit posting Nonces can be recognised

>>126449290
Based.

>>126449135
>>YKTD comes back

>implying he hasn't been lurking and posting without the trip every single day for months anyway

Tripfags on here don't just suddenly get up and go get lives.

>>126449109
They would get most rural areas I suspect, now the Tories are pro big government

>>126449312
Think you mean quality posters

think im gonna start doxxing trips

>>126449312

You seem emboldened by YKTD's return kek

>>126449371
You're not so bad yourself, y'know!

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>>126449312
>the tripnigger actually believes this

>>126449290
Well it wasn't anywhere near as rampant or an issue like he was claiming it would be

>>126435801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

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>>126448077
FUCK OFF CUNT, DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND EVER AGAIN

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>>126448536
>"Tell 'em Joe"
>"Yeah ma-"
>turns camera back around

>be Eddie Izzard
>everything you support fails
>aspire to be Labour politician

This shall be fun.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eddie-izzard-comedian-labour-party-politician-jeremy-corbyn-london-mayor-mp-a7747046.html

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>>126448077
How's the """"""""girlfriend""""""""

>>126447446

How weird F A M

>>126449539
Only joking matey, I would never do that.

YKTD is like Bloody Mary. If you say his name over and over again, you might summon him.

>>126449087
>you will never hear Ian Paisley's fiery speeches again

>>126449828
I miss YKTD

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>>126449638
>>126449767
STOP BULLYING HIM

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>>126435854
>c) Brexit wouldn't have been possible without Trump and most people here have already decided on the fact about two months ago

The rest is fine but this is delusional at best.

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>>126449905
The fat cunt needs to sort his life out

>when YMCA doesn't post for 6 months because he got locked in the bathroom by his mother who forgot she had a son due to dementia and he had to live off toothpaste and imperial leather wondering why his imaginary girlfriend couldn't just free him

>>126449767
>labour '''''''''''''shortages'''''''''''''''

I bet this dickhead identifies as a left winger too.

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>>126449905
Day of the Anonymong uprising when?

>>126450132
>GlobalFuture.com

What did you expect?

>>126448782
theyre finished because ukippers keep saying theyre finished and have took the tory bait and left

>>126449904
Wherever he goes, Hitchenposts follow, and that's always a good thing.

Ahh yes, contemporary Britain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-rxp_QwjmQ

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>>126449767
How can we have labour shortages and mass unemployment simultaneously?

Someone explain this to me.

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>>126450095
>>126450154
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>>126450226
They were a one man, one issue party.

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>>126450124
It's a good job he had all that blubber stored in his tits or he would have starved.

>>126450239
>if you think of all the great changes in the world they very seldom come from people in power

Stopped watching there.

>>126450340
one man party, idk about one issue

>>126444904
it would be a nice living wage

>>126450263
>white british people won't do the work

Or some other complete bullshit.

>>126450095

>tfw you literally waste two whole years of your life just posting on here

>>126450354
lol I remembered this

whoa please dont leave, YKTD we're well gonna miss you lol

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https://youtu.be/mKAHXZw9zuI

British culture

>>126448077
>1pbtid

Fuck off reddit shill

>>126450495
It's ironic really that Labour thinks we should all be paid well as workers but think we need to import shitskins so they can be low paid farm workers for their cheap asparagus and strawberries.

>>126450545
Y-yeah, haha who d-does that? Haha...

>>126449598
>Nothing wrong with FPTP

>Mathematically proven to be a bad electoral system.

wew lad I thought hitchbot was programmed to be intelligent?

>>126450613
What is with your peculiar obsession with British low culture?

>>126450659
That's exactly where the party is splitting on right now.

>>126450687
l-lol ikr.. haha

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>>126450560
It's funny because nobody would ever say that without an accompanying laugh-track

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>>126450636
>he called YKTD a reddit shill

holy fuck, pal, you're the newfag here.

>>126450613
WHY ARE THE VOCALS ALWAYS MIXED INTO THE MUSIC NIGGER PUT A SIDECHAIN COMPRESSOR ON THAT SHIT THE VOCALS NEED TO BE ON TOP

>>126450848
Tricked you ;)

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>>126450495

>>126450754
It's obviously worse than American low culture.

We Americans even study it in our unis so we prevent our lower societies from stooping so low.

>>126450779
I wouldn't change a thing tbqh, you're all my mates.

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>>126450848
>being this new (and dumb)
Jesus christ

>>126450842
desu, he has produced some good OC
the only reason we hate him is because hes a tripfag

>>126450285
Post more!

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>>126450973
People unironically study this in american unis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

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>>126450613
>Run out of bars
>Run out of bars
>Run out of bars
>Run out of bars
It reminds me of pic related.
Why didn't you post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MC-O6N9VdE anon?

We almost had 24 hours without Tripfags ruining brit/pol/

>>126451054
>you're all my mates.
Thanks kangaroo
You
Belong in a zoo
You
Certainly do

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>>126450848
t. blatant newfag

>>126451188
That was actually really rude and I don't think we're friends anymore.

Imagine un-ironically voting for a person who's only policy is to help spastics and welfare leeches

>>126451235
t. failed tripfag who wasn't getting enough attention so stopped

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>>126451344
>tfw NEET leech who votes against my own interests for the greater good

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>>126451344
>Imagine un-ironically voting.

Ftfy

Should I vote Labour lads. I want my free shit from the NHS. Farage wants me to.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nigel-farage/nigel-farage-praises-jeremy-corbyns-manifesto/

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>>126451102

>>126451054

You may be half a world away and posting under your adopted country's flag lad, but you're still a fellow islander.

>>126451394
I did it as a joke you mong

>>126451509
Imagine unironically avartarfagging with COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS

>>126451525
He's only praising Jeremy's enthusiasm though

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>>126451583

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>>126451285
Millie B said it ya dip

>>126451477
>Tfw full blown capitalist enthusiast but living under a bridge

It will be m-my turn s-soon right, guys?

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>>126451652
Where's your toothpaste flag?

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>>126451735

>>126451589
>fellow islander
Forever and always. Don't let Chang Zhou or Abdul Jaffar posting under this flag ever make you think otherwise.

>>126451770
Where's your bag of Werthers Originals you NONCE?

>>126451652
Imagine avatar fagging with a BLUE ALIEN THING

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>>126451796