>Be liberal comedian >Stress the importance of punching

>>126347986
Shuttie-uppie, spud!

>>126347986
>>126347986
hes on at least half the drugs his dead wife was taking, thats why

Because >voted for him in the hope of bettering their lives

People who are this dumb deserve to be mercilessly mocked.

>thinking a billionare corporate cocksuck would ever stand up for the little man

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hey ho
hey ho
alt right faggots have got to go

>>126347990
>teevee.png

wtf i'm triggered now?!

>>126347989
But Hillary is a corporate cocksucker, too.

To be fair, poor people who honestly thought Trump would make an attempt to improve their situation are kinda asking for it. Everyone should have known better. Everyone. Trump was blatantly one of the most cartoonishly evil people to run for president in recent memories. Well, I mean, there was also Newt Gingrich but my point still stands.

>>126347989
>>126347990
This. Fuck white people

This post has fuckall to do with tv or movies. /pol/ isn't even trying anymore

>>126347986
>Mercilessly mock struggling Americans who voted for him in the hope of bettering their lives

Should I be allowed to swallow my own feces as long as I think it will cure my toothache?

And what point does mocking my self-destructive behavior become appropriate?

Why are you demanding a comedian show people respect? Why are conservatives becoming PC?

>>126347992
Yes, and?

>>126347988
wouldn't be surprised. I was on benzos for a few years and would say retarded shit all the time and never knew when to give up either

>>126347992
It's unfortunate Hillary and Trump were the only people running. Oh wait, that isn't true at all.

At least Hillary would have raised my minimum wage.

>>126347986
>McNamara’s cause of death remains listed as pending, Los Angeles coroner’s Lt. David Smith confirmed to AP.

>claim to be feminist
>murder wife

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>Voting for a kike bootlicker

Trumpcucks should all be gassed, zero exceptions. You became kikes the second you supported the cheetoheeb.

>Mercilessly mock struggling Americans who voted for him in the hope of bettering their lives

They should be mocked, these people are literally brain-dead.

>>126347999
Get a better job, loser.

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>>126347992

>>126348002
Like Patton's wife?

>>126348000

>“This is my first time being a single father. I’ve missed forms for school. I’ve forgotten to stock the fridge with food she likes. I’ve run out of socks for her. I’ve run out of socks for me. It sucked and it was a hassle every time, but the world kept turning. I said, ‘Whoops, my bad,’ and fixed it and kept stumbling forward,” Oswalt wrote.

Run out of socks? Truly, that must be the worst part of having your supposed lover and mother of your child die.

>>126348004
Trump and Hillary were our only two options and they're both corporate cocksuckers. So, saying Trump supporters are stupid because they voted for a corporate cocksucker is stupid, stupid.

>>126347993
>cartoonishly evil

LITERALLY HITLER

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Dumb white trash is too stupid to know what is good for them.
Look at pic rated, should these uneducated people be making decisions?
Fuck no, they arent smart enough to make decisions and its cruel to let them.

>>126347992
This, Clinton was a corporate puppet like Trump and Bernie was a communist. There was no right answer here, only people wanting their sports team to win.

>>126348006
t. zero children permavirgin

>>126347986
>be manlet
>born with small penis
>get bullied in high school
>even as an adult, people never take you serious
>marry some swamp thing out if desperation
>she dies because even this fat fuck rather kills herself then spend any longer with me
>some asshole billionaire comes along and wants to be president
>people like the ones that bullied me all my life actually vote him in the white house
>finally snap
>start bitching about everyone on Twitter
>plan backfires and again I'm the laughing stock on Twitter
>contemplate suicide

Shouldn't take long now

>>126348006
>McNamara, who was writing a book about a serial rapist and killer at the time, was working long days and nights and was unable to sleep due to anxiety and nightmares that kept her up at night.

It was a autobiography... wasn't it?

Did everyone forget that Podesta's emails showed that the Clinton campaign wanted Trump to win the nomination?

>>126348007
>our only two options

Why do Trumpkikes keep repeating this retarded fucking false statement? Is it because they secretly realize what they have done?

>>126348004

Not the person but people constantly brought up Trump when Obama considered to be shady about Snowden and Hillary's email scandal.

>>126348009
The funniest shit about fat white trash supporting Trump is that he is slashing all the programs that keep them rolling in money. Fucking imbeciles.

Libtards or as I call them libTURDS are so stupid! LOL!!!

>>126348015
Who else was there, dum-dum? Jill Stein? She believes in magic crystals.

>>126348019
Literally anyone, but you idiots perpetuate the two party system and continue to chug cock daily. It's your fault and you're gonna continue to carry that weight.

>>126347990
alright someone post the leftist version so we can cancel out shitpost with shitpost

>>126348009
Should the niggers and idiots who thought"hope and change" were actionable policies be able to vote either?

Most americans are borderline retarded and beleive asinine campaign promises. If you don't see that both sides are crooked idiots, then you are part of the aforementioned most of america.

>>126348020
you idiots, as in the entire nation? yeah its hard to buck against the entire nation.

>>126347993
Trump and Newt are patriots in the true spirit of our Founding Fathers.

>>126348020
Yeah bro, if only I voted for Johnson, I could've changed the course of history.

>>126348023
>the entire nation

False again. Just a majority. You should all be gassed.

>>126348026
all or just the majority?

apparently the results are different if we make this distinction. you fucking idiot.

>>126347999
>At least Hillary would have raised my minimum wage
Why the hell would I want her to create even more inflation?

>>126348017
Trump supporters are repellent lookong people. They all have that trailer trash aura. Most of them should be banned from making their own decisions for their own good

>>126348003
that's what I tell all the Glumpf supporters whining about their factories and coal mines

>>126348025
Again, you miss the point. It's because you're fucking stupid, I don't blame you, it would be like getting angry at a retard because he can't do calculus.

>>126348027
>The point
>You

>>126348028
She would give us benefits to offset inflation. Why does anyone have a problem with the gov takong care of them? Soinds great to me

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>>126348029

fuk you i am white and trump best suprot

>>126348028
Because it boosts growth and doesn't actually increase inflation, and even if it's a possibility, making more money would be a certainty. I would have rather taken the risk than get the amazing nothing trump has offered.

>>126348028
Inflation is largely arbitrary on higherincomes due to investment income, but actually punishes the low income slaves demanding a higher slave wage.

I think i made overminimum wage at my first job when i was 15. Only a true slave makes minimum wage.

>>126347996
>Why are conservatives becoming PC?
because we're sick of your equally self-destructive sacred cows being inviolable third-rails while it's open season on ours

We're just adopting your tactics since they worked so well, don't hate the player hate the game bro.

>>126348020
When was the last time Murrika had "Literally anyone" as a president?

Especially considering that you, faggots, were voting for Hillary Clinton?

>>126348029

That's just bullshit. We aren't gonna save western democracy by restricting who get to participate in it. Nothing good's ever gonna come from that.

Yes, Trumps support comes from people whos slave mentality is stronger than their sense of self preservation but that doesn't mean they had to turn out like that. They're the product of a decadent society that normalized the indefensible and glorified selfishness and a blind believe in the oligarchy.

People, no matter. what one might say about their intelligence, deserve better than what they got. Sure, many of Trumps supporters are just cruel and egotistical people but the rest just had the misfortune of being manipulated.

>>126347986

>it's very important to vote.
>as long as you vote for the one I want.

>>126348037
>Implying I voted for that cunt

Do you always have to fall back to that implication when you can't make your own point and have no more excuses to make for why you voted in a kike?

>>126348036
So you don't actually have principals, you just want to win some pissing match?

that is worth abandoning free speech to you?

>>126348036
>We're just adopting your tactics since they worked so well
>conceding defeat while trying to quip like a badass
kek

>>126347989
how is making fun of dumb people "punching up"

>>126348034
>get the amazing nothing trump has offered.
Trump got me a constitutional originalist supreme court judge, I'm satisfied with his presidency for that alone.

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>wife dies

lucky guy

>>126347996
How about not being a hypocritical douchebag?

>>126348040
It was kike, or Wicked Witch of the West.

No matter how much you, faggot, jerk yourself, there was no third option. EVER.

>>126348042
Adopting your enemies tactics isn't conceding defeat honey. It's just accepting reality.

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>>126347990
cry more fagget

>>126347986
>p-please don't pay any attention to the fact that I'm close personal friends with a. wyatt mann! it's not a big deal I swear!

>>126347986
Patton is literally incapable of getting over himself or ever believing he's wrong. The closest he came was with the James Rolfe thing, but even then he did it in such a spineless, backhanded way, referring to people not liking Ghostbusters as "Society imploding. It's gross." Then he deleted all the tweets anyway.

Also the death of his wife leaves two scenarios, either he's so unaware and non functional as a husband that he had to idea his wife was killing herself with Adderral, Xanax, and fucking Fentanyl. Or he was aware in which case he was complacent to it.

>>126348041
>abandoning free speech
You mean freeze peach?
That right that nobody actually believes in anymore and has been goatse'd the fuck out of by kike judges to the point that it now extends to flag burning, pornography, and smearing shit on walls?

>>126348044
Yeah, that'll go a long way into fixing my roof.

>>126348047
>Teddy Roosevelt

But yeah, your lack of historical knowledge explains why you continue to lick kike boots.

>Why are liberals so hateful?
>Thread is full of liberals calling anyone who disagrees with them stupid and ugly

I guess it's true, after all.

>>126348046
That isn't an answer to a single one of my questions.

But yes, "conservative" voters tend to be massively hypocritical once someone they like comes into power.

>>126348055
>being this defensive

How stupid and ugly are you?

>>126347990
lmao it's over drumph is finished

>>126348055

It's not being hateful if it's true you tumblrina.

>>126348053
Fuck your roof, why the fuck should I care about your goddamned roof?
What are expecting the president to come over to your place with a hammer a ladder, some tarpaper, and nails in his mouth to fix your fucking roof?

Why the fuck should the federal government care that your fucking roof leaks?

>>126347986
leftists like to think their political beliefs make them a good person, they think conservatives are evil

these people are not true liberals

>>126347986
>>Mercilessly mock struggling Americans who voted for him in the hope of bettering their lives


Because whatever your situation, however bad your life, you'd have to be profoundly destructively stupid, ignorant, and willfully blind to actually vote for that sleazy fraud.

>>126348060
Calm the fuck down down, we were talking about raising the minimum wage, and you bring up the goddamn supreme court for no reason. I was joking.

>>126348006

>>liberal celebrities literally can't even handle grocery shopping and buying their own socks

wew

>>126348062
>Only stupid people vote for that sleazy fraud
>Smart people vote for this sleazy fraud

>>126347998
I can't overstate this enough. Anyone that does these drugs in a fraction of the quantity that this dude and his wife did should not be trusted for sound judgement in the slightest.

>>126348055
t. stupid and ugly

>>126347999
> being on minimum wage
Found the failure cuck

>>126348010
Correct opinion.
>GOP
Corporations control all.
>Dems.
Government controls all.
Fucked either way.
Too entrenched on either side.

>>126348062
trump is cutting my taxes, reducing government spending, and has the markets bullish.
i dont give a fuck what he says on twitter, i dont give a fuck what cnn says, i dont give a fuck if he's in bed with russia(he's probably not). i only care about his actions related to the economy.

>>126347990
>>126347989

TWO FACKIN SCHOOPS DRUMFFLEDORE
FACK

>>126348001

>not knowing the difference between zionist nationalists and globalist zionists

Time to kys my man

>>126347986
Are you implying that deriding plebeians is a bad thing?

>>126347986
>Be a sensitive crybabby faggot
>Cry like a sensitive faggot baby
Its like pottery.

>>126348074
Are we talking about Trump supporters or Patton?

>>126348069
Corporations > government.

>>126348075
Yes.

>>126348068
Maybe.

But Clinton still would have been a smarter vote for me and people like me.

Unfortunately, people like me are overwhelmingly retarded.

>>126348070
Obama improved the economy steadily over his 8 years too, but for some reason I strongly doubt you'd be so simple and positive about your stance on him

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>>126347990

>>126348079
whole world was literally in middle of economic collapse when he was elected
it would would be a miracle if economy didn't improve
he also doubled national deficit

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>>126348009
>>126348017
>>126348029
Why do you leftists hate white people?

I'm glad his wife is dead and I hope his daughter dies soon, too.

>>126348083
leftstist samefagging this post soon

>>126347988
They were both druggies. He probably feels guilty somewhere in his addled mind.

>>126348059
Notice how liberals have become so lame they have to constantly appropriate right wing insults to try and sound cool now?

>>126347986
People took this bait? I know I shouldn't be surprised.

>>126348081
fuck you you racist piece of trash, go back to your trailerpark

>>126347999
Stop working at McDonald's. A robot will take your job before they pay a mongoloid $15/hour to microwave preformed meat patties.

>>126347986
>Stress the importance of punching up, not down

Source?

Welcome to /pol/ thread. we are a board of peace.

>>126347986
>Vote against your own economic interests solely because you think it will hurt other people
>Play the victim when you're the one that gets fucked
Nuke the right.

I feel this is necessary at this point:
I know ledditors will come yell "OMG LOOK THEIR PROXIES MALFUNCTIONED (whatever the fuck that means, those tech illiterates) BLAH BLAH SHARIABLUE!"
It was a thread moved from /tv/
Probably /tv/, anyways

>>126347992
Yeah, but atleast she wasn't retarded...

>>126347992
She was also Hillary Clinton which at least half of the country explicitly despised.

>>126347986
This is who you were rooting for (clinton)

https://youtu.be/UoE73WNoCXo

A SERIAL KILLER!

>>126347989
He did prevent another SJW from being on the Supreme Court which would have been the end of the constitution

>>126350132
Because Citizens United v. FEC was a good decision?

>>126350132
>Conservakikes make good decisions
This is why literal retards are the republican base.

What is going on here?

>>126351219
This happens all the time, it's nothing special.

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>>126347986
he's fine. everything's fine.

>>126347986
Truthfully, because they are not getting laid half as much as they thought they would by being liberal.

They thought it was the key to getting more ass, and found out that women like men, not other women.

How's the wife Patton?

>>126347986
he killed his wife

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>>126351836
read it in his voice