/pol/ were vikings as cucked as modern Swedes? I'm watching

>>126219372
Do you honestly believe the Jews would let an accurate representation of a strong white society appear on TV?

>>126220874
Vikings were bitches who ran away from any organized armies and resistance. Fuckers only knew how to raid not how to fight. Too bad Charlemagne did not have more time to fuck up danes before they became plague on world.

That dan Carlin episode where he said the Vikings took the women and children to the battle with them and when a Viking ran from the front line he was slain by his own wyfe.

Fukkin barbaric. The old norsemen were anything but cucked. They were a nightmare.

>>126221155
What is Normandy? What is Danelaw?

The Vikings ruled Britain at one point and got land from both Germany, France and Italy, and formed Russian state, and also served as Byzantine emperor bodyguards.

Burger education I can understand, but you should just KYS.

>>126221645
Ruled parts of england not britain. Which is not that great feat. England was bunch of petty kingdoms fighting each other. Viking never conquered parts of germany (which did not exist at time). Normans are not same as vikings. By time Normans went out conquering sicily and other place. They did not have anything common with vikings and actually fought against them. Vikings were part of people forming early rus states. But integrated fastly into slavic population and were totally slavinized quite early. Anglo-Saxons and Russians slavs also served in same guard.

>>126221601
Those were earlier Germanic tribes.

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>>126219372
>watch a bad tv series with horrible historical accuracy
>think it represents reality in any way

>>126219372
Swedes were decent people for a very short period of history, when they stopped being vikangz and established their Christian kingdom. Now they're reverting to cuck mode.

>>126219372

Yes, Viking sea pirates were the niggers of Europe. It's the ultimate expression of gibsmedat and for their ancestors it's the ultimate expression of wewuz for their desacendants. Vikings are the ISIS of the era.

>>126222720
>germany (which did not exist at time
I'll take what is the kingdom of Germany for 500, Alex.
>>126223944
>t. heard about Vikings once in high school

>>126221155
>what was the great heathen army

>>126221601
Those were Gallics (a subculture of celts and Germanics but not genetically Celtic and not genetically Germanic, they are genetically "Western European" at least that's their modern classification.)
>>126221645
>Normandy
The Vikings were given Normandy because they lost, they were given poor coastal land so they could defend the rivers and shores of France so the king didn't have to worry about it. They didn't conquer Normandy, they acquired it by losing a battle and being more servile than the Franks living there.
>Danelaw
The English were fighting eachother and the Danes just declared themselves rulers, they didn't even conquer. They even established Saxon leadership because Saxons were the only people who could fight other Saxons. The great heathen army and the great summer army never won a war, they lost half their battles even when they outnumbered the Saxons. Figures, spend your whole life fishing and hunting while others generation after generation ritually and habitually go out and fight eachother.
>Germany France and Italy
>"we will give you land and money if you fuck off and betray your brothers" Vikings :ok
>Varangian guard
Only 10k of them were Norsemen, the rest were Saxons. The Saxons were the ones who fought, the Norsemen just drank and got gibs.

Let's not forget they got btfo of Ireland despite outnumbering the Irish significantly in over half the battles between the Irish and the Norwegians.
They also got fucked up by Iberian peasants.
Also the Normans aren't Vikings, they had maybe 1/10 norse blood when they set out to conquer. They adventuring Franks who got out of France because they weren't bound to the king.

>>126219372

>getting your history from a tv show

If you want honest history then you go academic. Google Vikings in your uni library search engine and start there. television, pop history, pol, Wikipedia, etc just isn't going to cut it.

Long story short, Vikings put a great emphasis on lineage so female fidelity was extremely important. Women were not "empowered" and a lot of what you will on tv will be a feminist fantasy.

>>126224181
Swedes weren't even Vikings, they were traders more than raiders. No doubt they submitted to their more base and subhuman desires, but they weren't by any means as tough as the Danes, let alone the Northmen.

>>126224241
A tremendous failure

>>126224241
Which fought against disorganized petty english kingdoms not any real power of era. Oh they also robbed undefended Paris. Such battlefield glory.

>>126224181
You mean East Francia

>>126224181

>t. heard about Vikings from tv shows

>>126224562

To emphasis, Vikings had something called the odal. The odal was the farm that was always in your family. You had to prove this by citing your family's lineage. Bastards wouldn't count. Without the odal you were nothing in society, you couldn't partake in the Althing, you weren't a thane, etc. Romans, Celts and Anglo Saxons all had something similar.

>>126223402
Otherwise they'd all speak arabic

>>126224441
Rus formed also large part of Varangians alongside anglo-saxons. And no for any swedish revisionist at this point viking part of rus people was already almost fully integrated with slavs.

>>126224765

What should they have done?
Toppled Byzantium? Because that was the only empire in Europe at the time.

>>126219372
Yes goyi- I mean yes my fellow American. All tv shows are 100% accurate and you should never question anything you see on a tv show.

>>126224643

Swedes were, they were the primary colonizers of Ukraine/Russia.

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>>126219372
>were vikings as cucked as modern Swedes?
No. They practiced honour killings. They would literally kill women if they cheated.

>>126222720
VIKANGS WERENT A FUCKING NATION YOU FUCKING BRAINDEAD FAGGOTS , IT WAS A SOCIAL CLASS WHO COULD OWN LAND AND WERE ROBBERS AND SEAMEN AND MERCENARIES


for fucks sake.
Poltards are dumb as fuck


Also swedecucks act like every vikang was the same, wheres the only famed ones were Vangarians who lived closer to slavs than scandis and we're a mix of scandi, Finn and a bit slav tribes , later fully interbreeding into slavs

>>126224643
The Swedes founded the Russian states, raided on the Caspian and black seas, warred with Byzantium and where made the personal guard of the emperor because he recognized their skill in battle.
>>126224765
Not really, you could argue that east Franica ceased to exist wit the election of Henry the Fowler.
>>126224900
>let me tell you about your countrys history
Kill yourself mr.56%
>>126224956
No comprende señor.

>>126225318
How they were primary colonizers of future russian principalities. If they were totally integrated to local slavic population in under 100years?

>>126225229
History Channel does not try to hide that the show is just loosely based in reality. It's not their fault that teens think everything they see on tv is real

>>126224441

>Vikings barely fought in Varangian guard

Source?

>>126225172
Source?

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>>126222720
>Viking never conquered parts of germany
Denmark used to own 3 of the 16 states of Germany.

>>126225700
Because they left a cultural legacy, for example the time honed russian tradition came from the fact that the rus traded in thralls and where they left with a bunch of slaves when they converted to Christianity.

>>126225700

You have to prove that, archaeologically, first of all. Second of all my point was that Swedes were the Scandinavians that first settled, not Danes.

Anyhow, look up the book "Viking diaspora" for some recent research on the subject.

>>126225654
>>126225654
Any firm distinction between East Francia is later product rather than contemperaries view. But time were are talking here ("viking era") it was East Francia not Kingdom of Germany.

>>126222720

>England not Britain

Norse controlled parts of Scotland for 800 years.

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>>126221601
>Viking ran from the front line he was slain by his own wyfe.
WHERE DO I FIND WOMEN LIKE THIS TO MARRY AND PUMP BABYS INTO
I NEED THIS SO MUCH

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>>126226399
Fiction.

>>126226127
Not at all, the kingdom of Germany had it's own customs and traditional laws.

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>>126226313
I come from some of those islands
Thanks for the blond hair mate, your culture got scotted though but it left a few things.

Vikings did get btfo by Alfred the great though

>>126219372
Stop watching jewish propaganda. The vikings were not a bunch of cuckolds.

>these viking women kill and abandon their own children
No, the children's life belonged to the father. It was looked down if he tried to kill them though.

>>126226313
PARTS OF

PICTLAND FOREVER FREE.

>>126226087
They adopted slavic language really fast as their main language also slavic paganism (before submitting to christianity). By 11th century they were already fully integrated with slavs. Love how swedish historians promote view of these fully swedish rus principalities that just disapeared overnight and became magically russian.

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>>126221155
>>126222720
>>126224765
>>126225172
>>126225700
>>126226127
>>126227220

>>126220874
To be fair the vikings weren't strong. They were pretty much always BTFO whenever they faced organized enemy resistance. The Danes were so terrified of Charlemagne that they constructed defences that were last used in the mid 19th century.

>>126227220
>Love how Swedish historians promote
Oh for fucks sake, nobody does this.
We know that the northmen where far to few in numbers to be anything other than the absolute elite of the principalities and that their Norse names disappeared after three fucking generations.
You seem to have a really fucking huge horn in your side towards vikings and Scandinavians in general.

>>126223944
It was not gibs, because they conquered it. Spoils is the natural right of the winner.

Btw, the large majority of norse were never vikings. Calling a norse viking is like saying that englishmen from the XVI century were all pirates

>>126227673
Okey I embelished little. But Paradox forums are full of swedes who do that.

>>126225654
>We WUZ Russians

Kys

Sayin Vangarians were swedes is saying Americans are Germans because the come from Brits and Germanic Saxons settled there

Russians ethnogenesis comes from slavs+Finn's+vangarians
And it showed in history as they proved to be fierce warriors.
Slavs and vangarians were closer to one another than vangarians to other Vikangz and that's why they interbred, froming the Russians

Swedes claiming to have founded the RUS is the most pathetic attempt of historic revisionism and most try hard grappling at some phantom of historic pride is laughable

While Sweden ethogeneis were just local cucks who had sat on their isle. And it proved in history
And sure shows today , swedes breaking all records of lunatic cuckoldry

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>>126227651
>To be fair the vikings weren't strong.
Compared to what? The danes today are not strong, we are 5 million people. We are pretty much germans though. If all of the sudden there was 80 million danes like there is 80 million germans we would be as strong as Germany.
>>126227651
>The Danes were so terrified of Charlemagne that they constructed defences that were last used in the mid 19th century.
And we are still here. Let's see who last the longest as a nation burger.

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>>126227945
Do you even know where the name Rus comes from mr anti-normanist?

Claiming that the Vikings didn't found Rus is in fact the single most pathetic attempt at historical revisionism ever pulled by an insecure nation.
>Russians ethnogenesis comes from slavs+Finn's+vangarians
>Slavs and vangarians were closer to one another than vangarians to other Vikangz and that's why they interbred, froming the Russians
Are you on drugs or something how does this disprove the Nestor chronicle?

>>126225654
>Swedes actually believe this
WE
>>126225881
>if you can't prove it didn't happen then it did happen
Wew, Karl.
>>126228064
>we would be strong like Germany if only we had more people
>we aren't cowards, were just playing the long game
Norway was the center of the Kalmar and you know it.
You aren't even real Scandinavians, you're just German bumpkins.

>>126219372
"Muh shield maidens" shit is based on sagas which are myths and bullshit for the most part.
As far as im aware they never found remains from the battle where women where used to any relevant extent.

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Anglo-Scandinavian hybrid cross from Cumbria. Features Christian imagery, but also has depictions of:
- Loki bound with his wife Sigyn protecting him
- The god Heimdallr holding his horn
- The god Víðarr tearing the jaws of Fenrir
- Thor's failed attempt to catch Jörmungandr, the Midgard Serpent

>>126228562
>when uneducated Americans try to debate history
I was about to say something snarky but then I realised that there is a 50% chance that I'm talking to a non-white.

>>126227651
It's no wonder though. Charlemagne ruled a giant empire and had far more resources than the danes. His fame as a genocidal maniac didn't helped either

>>126220874

FPBP

>>126219372

You, my friend, are a retarded faggot.

>>126228734
That's pretty fucking rad, do you have rune stones and stuff as well?

>>126227945
Rurik was swedish.
A good part of the nobles of the first Rus' were norse too.

Russia only exist because the local finnic and slavic tribes noticed they were too dumb to rule themselves and invited the norse to rule over them.

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>>126228562
>just German bumpkins.
>just

>>126224181
>t. heard about Vikings once in high school
>was busy writing an essay on why it's ok to have 18yo tranny niggers in class.

>>126228448
Ahahahahahahahahahaahanaahaaha

Rectally ravaged , Swen is rectally ravaged.
How does it feel to be so subuumans you have to claim that you in fact founded a nation that rekt you Everytime you liften your head?

Please bring forth any arguments in stead of asspaned pleas alas OMG srsly?

>>126228781
>Swedish WE WUZERY
>there's a 10% chance I'm talking to a subsaharan African in Sweden
In Sweden, SWEDEN.
I'm not a nigger, but I don't care if they are here. My nation was never about heritage, it was about adventure, conquest, frontiering, and progressing. You can't even protect your heritage, your ancestral homeland, the land of your fathers and their fathers and their 500 fathers. You're a cuck in your own land, I'm a conqueror in someone else's land. There's a reason Saxons never lose.

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>>126228562
>Norway was the center of the Kalmar and you know it.

>>126229236
>only relevance is relative to the state of Germany
Yes, yes they are just German bumpkins.

>>126229471
You know Danish women all want the BNC. Not your tiny little, north German, poor fisherman, no one even remembers you as Vikings, not-even-Scandinavian-godmen weens.

>>126229364
I actually thing that swedish revisionism about them forming russia and magic 100% swedish rus principalities that magically turned russian and all swedish traces just vanished in communist plot. Is just their way of dealing with issue of Russians fucking up them so many times that they turned to cucks they are this day,

>>126229417
It's not we wuzism if they actualy did it.

>You can't even protect your heritage, your ancestral homeland, the land of your fathers and their fathers and their 500 fathers.
The same could be said about you

>>126229227
Swedish=/Vangarian, spastic
>Brazilian historians


Slavs already had their own culture and we're advanced enough that Rurik could come and actually rule over anything besides woodlands.

Vanagrians were mix of scandis ,Finn's and even slavs.
Swedes trying to take credit for it is just a pathetic attempt to make them feel better about shitty history.
>Russian are subhuman reee
>We wuz russians
Just kys


Interstengly you never hear a German talking like that, for we actually have a history

>>126219372
Who cares, there's not much to be proud about vikings.

>>126219372
sweden never were proper vikings. they were largely traders.

Danes were the conquerors, and the Norwegians the explorers. so when you think of vikings, it'd be one of those.

>>126224441
>Also the Normans aren't Vikings, they had maybe 1/10 norse blood when they set out to conquer.
They were pure vikings in the early 900s. They set out to conquer in the late 900s and the battle of hastings was obviously in 1066. When exactly are you proposing they went from 100% norse to 10% norse? You do realize 100 years is only like 3-4 generations?

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>>126229003
I'm afraid not, at least as far as I know. I think physical evidence is limited to a few similar hybrid crosses, with pagan imagery, and so-called 'hogback' tombstones. There's a great deal of art/sculpture which shows 'influence', but whether that means there was large-scale settlement is not known. There are several-thousand towns and villages with names ending in 'thorp', 'by' and 'howe', so there must have been quite a few who made mainland Britain their home.
There was also a ship burial somewhere in Scotland, and there's been extensive archaeology in York (or Jórvík) as shown in the video I posted above

>>126229953
My fathers have been in this land for 10 generations, not 500.
The Swedes did literally none of those things. The Rus didn't establish an ethnically Swedish offshoot state. They settled, married the Slavs and Fenno-Karelians, and then established the states. The West Slavs were known for their combat prowess.

>>126229364
My argument, my argument is the already mentioned Nestor chronicle and the fact that the members of the varanigan the byzantines called Ros that escorted the east roman embassy to east francia where called Svear by the frankish chroniclers
What exatcly are your argument here other than screaming incoherently?
>I'm a conqueror in someone else's land. There's a reason Saxons never lose.
>what was the great heathen host
>who was Knut the great
>who was William the Conqueror
>What is the demographics of the united states
Shall I go on?

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You watch television? That's fucking pathetic. I guess you're not even close to being redpilled if you still subject yourself to that corporate brain washing. Seriously. Let posting this thread be a wake-up call for you. Call your cable TV company and cancel the television portion of the service.

>>126229928
>I actually thing that swedish revisionism about them forming russia and magic 100% swedish rus principalities
Except nobody says that, every sane person agrees that the vikings where the ruling class of Rus for a couple of generations and then got assimilated.

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>>126230529
This is an Anglo-Saxon brooch decorated 'in the Viking style'

>>126229953
>It's not we wuzism if they actualy did it
Did what ,nigger
>Holph uphhh
*Takes African cock out his mouth*
>SO YOU BE SÄYIN
*Scoops up dripping sperm at mouth edges*
>WË WÜZ RYSSEN N SHITTA?!Shiiiiiieeeeeeeet

Seriously monkey, keep out European history , you're making a joke out of yourself

>>126230453
4 generations of marrying Franks breeds out the Norse genes quickly.
50%
25%
12.5%
6.2%
4 generations
1066 wasn't even an achievement, they barely defeated an already exhausted, wounded and dying army which wasn't even the full weight of English soldiery.

>>126230544
Later part meant for Chief Tyresse Sanchez de Sholomonukovych >>126229417 obviously.

>>126230065
Varangians is a broad term.

The Rus themselves were swedish, or at least mostly swedish.

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There is really nothing more pathetic than a "redpilled" individual who pays for and watches cable television. If a group of engineers and psychologists got together to design a mind-control system for corporations to manipulate and influence the population, it would look exactly like television. Let that sink in.

>>126230737
>You watch television? That's fucking pathetic. I guess you're not even close to being redpilled if you still subject yourself to that corporate brain washing. Seriously. Let posting this thread be a wake-up call for you. Call your cable TV company and cancel the television portion of the service.
This so much. Most important post in this entire thread desu.

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>>126230758

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>muh vikangz
I'm getting sick of this garbage idolism.
If you want to idolize Swedes, idolize Caroleans.

>>126230911
Except the Normans kept their own unique cultural blend alive for fucking centuries.

>>126230544
>replying to the Kraut instead of me
My god, what a loser.
>great heathen host
A failure?
>Cnut the great
Inheriting a kingdom?
>William the conquerer
You mean the man who was less Scandinavian than I am? I'm 10% Nordmann, William was somewhere between 6-8% Danish. And a bastard to boot.
>demographics of the United States
>you're newly made country is diverse
>pay no attention to my people who are old as dirt yet can't wait to give it all away
Like I said, America isn't about race or heritage, it's about conquest. The white man didn't go to Africa to pretend it was his ancestral homeland and he needs to maintain his culture there. He went because he was a conquerer.
You're still in Sweden, we see what your ancestors accomplished.

>>126231322
which more frankish than nordic influence.

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Muh sports! Muh team! I needs muh entainments.

>>126230544
Strammen and irrlevant drifting off , nigger.

You claimed
>WE WuZ Russians
I btfoed you
Now you spout unrelated shit

Nestor Chronicles?
I have a PDF file on my desktop of in in it's original language ,old slavic

You can't argue with me with your bluepilled kike curriculum school level meme history , Machmud Al Sweedi


Sweden didn't found Russia period. It's a laughable and pathetic attempt at historic revisionism and even without knowledge of history completely illogical and easily disprovable

Vangarians had shit to do with today's swedes and alot to Do with today's Russians and with slavs at that time.period

T.Slavistics student

>>126230310
Danes and Norwegians were also primarily traders and explorers like the Swedish vikings, but were prevented from trading (as they were not Christian) and were attacked by the Carolingian empire which forced their hand. They raided and plundered largely in self-defense. Also, all sources we have today are Christian, which are obviously going to paint them in a negative light. None of the places that the Swedish vikings visited had a culture of writing to document their arrival at the time except the Abbasid caliphate whom they clearly traded with. The invitation of the Rus was of course documented long after it took place.

>>126231502
>You mean the man who was less Scandinavian than I am? I'm 10% Nordmann, William was somewhere between 6-8% Danish. And a bastard to boot.
The norse followed a patriarchal system. If a male swedish married a saxon woman, then the children would be considered swedish.

>>126231322
Through a rigid caste system which was undone by Scotsmen of all people.

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>>126230737
>>126230990
I remeber when I decided to throw out my television. I was walking down the road a summerday a few years ago. I was thinking that the white man deserved to die out because we were the most horrible race on the earth. Never thought that before. Then I thought a bit more about it. What would happen if the white race died out? Well, the japanese or chinese would just take over, and they are just as "horrible" as whites. So I let that feeling of white guilt go. But where did that feeling come from? Stopped listening to radio and watch tv because of that day where I actually "felt" the white race deserve to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lywptXjdR70

>>126231607
You should redpill Paradox and people on their forums on this issue. We wuz RUS thing is strong among swedes there.

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After about a year of not watching television, your mind will start to auto-deprogram. You will come to hate television and pity those who are still enslaved by it.

>>126231586
>>126231322
This too. It wasn't even Norse culture. The Saxons had more Norse culture than the Normans.
The Normans spoke French, fought like Franks, are like Franks, prayed like Franks, lived like Franks.
Trying to shoehorn them into Norsemen is like when niggers have a white ancestor and pretend they are of European descent.

>>126231708
>they raided and plundered largely in self-defense

>>126231943
Franks were germanics too

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>>126219372
>I'm watching the tv series

(((TV))) isn't real. Kill yourself.

>>126232135
Also, norman literally means norseman.

>>126230737
Fucking right.

>>126219372
Vikings raped too

>>126231710
>my special rules make everyone who accomplished something great one of us
Literally
>he shares half a haplotype with us
>pure blooded Germanic prince
Tier
Was Williams father Frankish or Norse? I can't remember exactly and the whole thing surrounding his bastardly origins (half of its rumors I'm sure). Either way he wasn't Norse by any stretch. He was genetically and culturally Frankish.

>>126230758
Pls no bully but are you in England and do you know anything about the Cheddar Man?

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>>126222720
>Ruled parts of England not Britain

I thought Finns had high IQs

>>126231502
>My god, what a loser.
Learn to read you mentally handicapped yank.
>A failure?
>acomplish their goal and go on to gonquer half of england
>a failure
>inheriting a kingdom
>inherits a kingdom and then invades it because anglo-saxons always lose
>demographics of the United States
>you're newly made country is diverse
>pay no attention to my people who are old as dirt yet can't wait to give it all away
>anglo saxons never lose
>counts mena and fucking sudanese as white and still barely manage to hit the 50% mark
Kill yourself burger.
>>126231586
True, but it the norse elements where still there.
>>126231607
>WE WuZ Russians
I've never claimed any such thing you drooling retard, maybe read my posts before you fly into a anti-normanist fit of autistic rage next time, yeah?
>the ros weren't Swedish
You're delusional mate.

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>>126219372
>Conquer Britcuck and Russian thrones
>Find and colonize the New World before any other Europeans
>Best Nautical technology and expertise of anyone else in Europe

Vikings were based desu

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I only watched the History channel occasionally for about 1 year. Then I went for a year without even turning the TV on. When I realized how long it had been, I called the cable TV company and cancelled the television portion of the service. Then I put my TV out on the sidewalk for some sucker to find. (I should have broken it so it wouldn't harm anyone else, but I wasn't fully clued in back then.) That was over 10 years ago.

>>126219372
>hey /pol/! i was watching the fucking nigger hypnosis box cause I'm a fat fucking faggot hurr durr PFFBBBTBT durp

>>126230737
This desu, TV is degenerate.

>>126221155
The Vikings rule northern Britain for how many decades before the summation of the Saxon army had to overthrow them?

What are you talking about fin?

>>126232316
>>126232135
>Germanic
Germanic doesn't equal Scandinigger. Notice how continental Germanics have grown and progressed while Scandinavian Germanics have always tried to identify with greater Germanic (continental) achievements without actually achieving anything. You should be proud of viking heritage, but don't pretend they were something more than than what they were. Pirates.
If I call a Somalian a dark Swede, is he really a Swede???
>Normans means they were Scandinavian???

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>>126232627
I know he's Mesolithic and was found in Cheddar Gorge (hence the name), but otherwise no
Why? Cramming for archaeology finals or something?

>>126232528
>I don't know the particulars of Robert I knocking up a tanner's daughter
>so I'm just going to talk out of my ass

>>126231833
What is paradox?

The thing Swedes don't realize how fucking pathetic this is.
Yes they are so mentally cucked they ANNOUNCE the fact they supposedly "created" a nation they see as "subhumanity" and which was historically their enemy ,an a successful one at that, which defeated you every time you

If I were a Swede and we wuz russians were true I'd have enough pride to not talk about it, ever

Anglos have mighty Anglo history

German have mighty German history, we have Arminus,the first ever national hero of ethnic europeans, Charlemagne , which we call Karl the Great, we have the Saxon Kings, we Have Friedrich, Bismarck , Teutons , etc etc etc

Russians have their own hreat history

What have or precisely claim to have Swedes?
>W-whi- w-wuz russkies

Ahahahahahahahahahaahanaahaaha

Beyond help

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>>126232131
It's true the Franks put a trade embargo on them and treated them like terrorists for not having joined the Judeo-Christian system. Still it didn't stop trade entirely, for example the Ulfberht swords were traded around.

>>126232951
>Germanic doesn't equal Scandinigger

I mean they're like 99% similar and, contrary to popular belief, are some of the highest IQ and achieving people in all of Europe. Scandis have the most Nobel prizes per capita of any other people in Europe and, like their mainland Germanic counterparts, are renowned for their abilities in engineering. Just like they were when they were Vikings, also despite popular belief.

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>>126232951
This guy.

>>126233184
Aight, you've yet to present any actual arguments other than autistic screeching so why don't back up your claims with any actual proof?

>>126232166

This.

>>126233042
That's about the extent of my knowledge of him as well. No finals but I share a haplogroup with him and since I'm a rootless American I yearn for information on my heritage.

>>126220874
Vikings were barbarians who pillage and rape.

>>126233184
>This much cuckoldry

What is it with Germanics and simultaneously being militant spergs and complete cuckolds at the same time?

That show is highly inaccurate. Shit, the old 1950's version was better.

>Dirty people
>Cucking and casual sex
>People wore mottled leather vests and shirts rather than tunics
>Not a single helmet
>Double-bit axes
>Half the people look modern Anglo with black hair (not that all Nords were blonde)

They even fucked up with the Saxons.

It's like whoever helped design this series also helped with Game of Thrones and tried to add personal styles.

>>126219372
Nobody was cucked before the modern era
And no, the tv serie is for entertainment above all else, it tries to be accurate as a bonus but it's not their goal at all

>>126232762
>conquer half of England
But England is still English.
>conviently forgetting they didn't fight all the Saxons but instead had to use them against each other since the Norse were shit warriors
They talked a big game, had a culture centered upon warrior spirit and individual valor, but they weren't effective fighters.
>Anglo-Saxons always lose
>Anglo-Saxon is still synonymous with English despite all of these alleged """successful""" """"invasions"""" you claim
>America isn't a white nation
Ok, so? It's not like it's our land by blood and ritual. I said this before, we are conquerors, pioneers. We have no obligation to protect any heritage over here.
YOU on the other hand have a heritage (be proud of Sweden and stop the We Wuzery) to protect, yet you are giving away your nation to mongrels.
My fathers never foresaw an ethnically homogeneous nation for the sake of heritage. They saw opportunity, conquest and wealth, that's why this nation was made. The land of heroes. Meanwhile you can't even keep your women in line.

>>126233184
>Arminus,the first ever national hero of ethnic europeans
really conjoogled my thinkwires

>>126233056
It changes literally nothing about what I said.

>>126232762
>>WE WuZ Russians
I've never claimed any such thing you drooling retard
Exact quote:
>The Swedes founded the Russian states

>Y-youre delusional
>The traditionsl ast ditch desperate half assed response when you've been crushed
Congrats, you not only lost , but verbally indicated it
In the best fashion of intellctually weak libtards and lefties

>>126219372
Swedes are easily the biggest faggots on the planet, so I'm inclined to believe that the men there have always been cucked. I enjoyed watching your hero Gustafsson get humiliated in front of you all. I enjoyed that very much.

>>126233238
They were labeled terrorists because they were literally terrorists.
>Christians don't want our sticks and rocks
>must be because we are pagan TO VALHALLA FOR GIBS
>get btfo
>"it was self defense we dindu nuffin"

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>>126232921
Vikings were great at capitalising on internal strife. They got a foothold in Britain in much the same way as the Romans; by striking at moments of weakness (death of a king, civil war, etc) and inserting a puppet. They didn't have any need to fight pitched battles, which was to their advantage as they were fucking useless at them.In Britain they basically moved from kingdom to kingdom, doing just enough to persuade the respective monarch to pay them off before hopping over the border.
Major camps and settlements are on major rivers, like the Ouse and Humber, allowing a quick and speedy getaway with their rather excellent ships. We all admire the Romans, Saxons, etc, for their civilised ways, but the Danes had a strategy that worked incredibly well for them.

>>126233281
They aren't similar at all, they've been different peoples for 2,000 years.
>per capita
Scotland had more than them.

>>126233381
>WE WUZ GERMANICS
>WE RAIDED ROME
I remember you niggers raided Ravenna and thought it was the hottest shit.

really?

>>126234034
>Vikings were great at capitalising on internal strife.

FUCKING JEWS!

NOW I KNOW WHY JEWS GROW BEARDS!

>>126226313
>Norse controlled parts of Scotland for 800 years.

Never controlled parts of Wales though, the land of the true Britons.

>>126225229
OP is too dumb to read books

Of course it's historically accurate. It's not as if globalist paid for propaganda would have any to lie.

>>126233575
What has pointing out historical is information has to Do with cuckoldry, spastic?
Oh it's the only response your braincell could muster since you can't digest past that easily digestible graphical icon with three colors

>>126225647
Woah Hans, take it easy man

>>126233651
You're going to have to explain this reasoning to me, exactly how does an army that sets out to conquer northumbria, does so and goes on to conquer a good part of the rest of England fail just because they use the conflicts between the anglo saxons kingdoms to their own advantage and how does this make them shit warriors?
>be american
>talk about how other nations can't keep their women in line
Oh you, don't make me laugh.
>>126233864
>a relatively small group of vikings founded the Russian principalities and ruled the for some time with their line continuing up to the time of troubles=/=we be ruzzianz an sheit
You are also welcome to point out exactly what in the earlier parry of this post is factually incorrect enough to make you have a spergout to this degree.

>>126219372

about as historically accurate as game of thrones. European men treated their women as property until feminism came along

white shariah baybee

>>126220874
Vikings is still a lot more redpilled than Game of Thrones

>>126219372
No it is not historically accurate. The place in which it is set cannot physically exist due to the geography and the claimed setting in Norway.

>>126231296
>Savages who pillaged proper Christian nations but got BTFO in the end
Some things never change.

>>126234216
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cimbrian_War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC1gQKLwSnM

>tfw you will never visit Thynghowe with your Norse pals to assert your dominion over the Mercians

>>126234800
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_invasions_of_Europe
I'd say you got away with it pretty well.

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>>126234027
28:13 (shitty edited video, but watch that part anyway).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGUrbIqM3j4

53:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o20CaYx0tl4

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this is the modern equivalent of a vikings.

really makes you think.

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How do Viking fanboys deal with the fact that "cucked" christians had superior culture and civilization ?

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>>126220874

>>126232793
Russia didn't even exist back then you retard. It was just a clusterfuck of Slavs and Finno-Ugrics in some marshes and forests.
Neither did Britain, it was a bunch of Anglo-Saxon kingdoms fighting with each other and sometimes the Cornish/Picts for a change

>>126224562
/his/ is actually pretty zccurate

>>126233743
Yes he was , Cuckboi

First ever ethnic hero, first ever who stood up Romans successfully and wanted an independent uncucked state of his tribes.
Ergo first Hero of all european nation, an a German.
So our history behind at 300, whereas scandiniggers are doing what?
Apparently being subnuman since their successors claim another nation who actually have a history

Just lmaoing at ur life swedecucks

>>126235067
Aachen dome is fucking beautiful irl.
You feel more as in a roman temple then in a church tho with all the heavy marble around you.

>>126235067
How is it possible to be butthurt over something that happened a thousand years ago?
Also, the vikangz had superior shipbuilding and metal working.

>>126234129
>Scotland had more than them.
Scotland isn't even a country, but even if it were, Scandinavia has more Nobel prizes per capita than Scotland.

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>>126224562
>Vikings put a great emphasis on lineage so female fidelity was extremely important.

The electric jew strikes again

>>126224441
butthurt: the post

>>126235253
>Scandinavia hasn't go any history
Read a fucking book and stop trying to take credit from the franks you hypocritical nigger.

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>>126234960
>mfw nobody talks about this because we became good boys then got Ottoman'd to irrelevance in the 16th century

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>>126235200
When I say "Russia" I don't mean the modern day Russian, I mean the slavs of the geographic area that became.modern day russia. Stop being stupid it's embarrassing.

>>126234469
>He thinks what he said was pointing out historical information

Umm... No sweetie.

>>126234129
>They've been different

Barely

>Scotland has more

Sauce

>>126235253
>German
>nation
Literal sci-fi until the XIXth century.

>>126235630
>the 16th century
>Implying you were ever relevant in history

Topkek

>>126219372
Vikings were subhumans, they are much worse than modern niggers or even the historical nigger.

The way they would mass-rape, loot entire villages in the winter and always run away when professional armies engaged them makes them some of the worst vermin to exist in human history. They were also completely degenerate.

I would rather have been captured by Muslims than fucking vikings. I am glad the Teutonic Order embarked on Northern Crusades to exterminate those filth. Good riddance.

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>>126235630
You people make pornography with women who're actually attractive.
Maybe that's why?

>>126234661
>conquer
But they lost the war, they were ousted. Winter ceasefires betwixt campaigns don't count as conquests. Also the Saxons never lost control, Danes didn't know how to rule effectively, they were limited to chiefdoms while Saxons had complex systems of administrations with political structures that resembled Rome in certain ways.
>he thinks American women are all one breed
Cross the pond and you'll discover what it means to be European. Europeans have forgotten what it means to make your own way in life.
>>126235342
Scotland is a country, its apart of a kingdom though. But it has Scandinavia beat. Also half of your achievements are from Jews who just happened to live in Scandinavia.

>>126235006
Except the vikingships 1200 years ago were more impressive and could travel longer.
Wow, it really did make me think.

>>126235863
>I am glad the Teutonic Order embarked on Northern Crusades
You do realise that the northern crusade was fought against the pagan Baltic tribes with the help of the Scandinavian kingdoms..Right?

>>126235067
White people built that sweetie :^) , Christians didn't build the Colosseum, Pantheon, or Parthenon. Europeans did.

>>126219372

Swedes were not "vikings" anon, nor are any of the characters apart from those who came with Jarl Borg would be considered modern day "Swedish". Also, that show is hollywood tier retelling you shouldn't really see it as a historical documentary, for example calling England/Russia by name long before either country was founded.

>>126236036
My bad, for me being a pagan and a viking is the same type of degeneracy. Made a mistake.

>>126235253
Lol okay, with your completely arbitrary definition of what you consider a "national hero of ethnic europeans", he was the first. Who do you consider German anyway? I'm assuming you don't count Scandinavians as Germans? In the Roman times, northern Germany had a lot more in common culturally and politically with the Danes (including what is now southern Sweden) than it did with the Bavarians. Is your definition of who is German who happens to have lived in what is today modern Germany?

>>126234807
>battle of Arousio was a crushing defeat where the Cimbri lost their entire force while the romans took minimal losses.
The Cimbri weren't even Germanic, half of them were Gauls and their leader tuetobod bore a Gallic name. Danes were from southern Sweden. Scandinavians stole Germanic culture from actual Germanics.

>>126236019
They lost the battle of Edington and agreed on a treaty which let them keep wast swathes of the conquered lands.
>>126236231
Embarrassing.

>>126236231
You literally worship the jewish offspring of cuckold relationship between a jewess named Mary, and a Jew named Joseph.

>>126236249
Bavarians continue Germanic culture after the volkunwanderung. Scandis just reapeated old stories.

>>126234992

Christianity was the greatest anti-jew troll in history, theres a reason why they want to destroy it

>>126234800
>savages
most disciplined army in europe and possibly the best of the best at that time
They earn some respect at least for what they accomplished with our >4 million population
vs
Russia (in winter)
Poland
Denmark
and a few more.

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>>126227935
Unsurprising, paradox are huge swedeboos and their forums are swarming with kowtowing cucks. That is, probably because they tolerate no different behavior.

>>126230911
Genetically speaking, the ruling class were Scandinavians who took noble Frankish women. They didn't take Gallic peasants as wives (just for fiki fiki). Your math is wrong because it implies that the Norse aristocracy was completely outnumbered by that of the Franks (It wasn't). Additionally, Scandinavian and Frankish genes were not all that different from each other.

>1066 wasn't even an achievement, they barely defeated an already exhausted, wounded and dying army which wasn't even the full weight of English soldiery.
Normans conquered Sicily, southern Italy, north Africa, and beat the shit out of the Byzantines prior to conquering England. Despite completely destroying the English army at Hastings, Anglo-Saxon resistance remained in northern England, but the Normans put an end to them through military might.

You seem extremely butthurt.

>>126236521
Christianity is just a reactionary form of Judaism, Pharisees and Christians just had different interpretations of the Torah.

>>126236335
The Cimbri and the Teutones came from jutland, literally the hear of germania, as for their names I would take romanizations with a bit of salt.

>>126236367
Ok, made one mistake and I admitted it. The rest is accurate, vikings really were degenerate subhumans, nothing to be proud of.

>>126236465
Christianity was the best thing to happen to vikings and to Europe. Be thankful for it, otherwise the united and strong Muslims would have easily taken over Europe, since they would be up against retarded vikings.

>>126235849
We just waged wars against the Byzantines, the HRE and Venice for centuries, stopped one Mongolian invasion, put the Habsburgs on the throne of Austria at the end of the 13rd century, conquered some Italian city states in the 14th century, our king took the throne of Bohemia by force then became the Holy Roman Emperor, we took Vienna in the 15th century and we held our borders against the Ottomans for more than a century then fought them in our devastated country for another 150 years to protect the West.

>>126236626
I have a hard time imagining there being any nationalists whatsoever except Baathist on paradox forums, that place worse than reddit.

>>126236727
>Getting colonized by one semitic tribe is better than the other

No, and had the Romans not converted to your cucked religion they would've just exterminated Muslims before Muhammed ever had a chance to take Aisha as wife and have his desert tribe murder fuck its way across the world.

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>>126219372
They were nowhere near as cucked. They were basically niggers though, except smart and beautiful.

>>126236875
Yah other than being a borderlands between the Christcucks and Ottomans, you really haven't done much.

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>>126236933
Not in this issue. We wuz Rus lives strong under cuck guidance of Archliberal Johan.

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>>126219372
Also, Swedes used to be MUCH better. They BECAME cucked. It is not in their blood, it is just psychological. Pic related is true Swedish blood.

>>126236933
Try to say swedish national ideas are a bit overpowered right from the start or that russian ideas make no sense, moreso ones from upcoming DLC. Then you'll see. They, at the very least Johan, always sperg out at that.

>>126236972
Lol there was many reasons for the Roman decline. Christianity only affected Rome culturally. The real reason Rome collapsed is due to the Great Migration, where the Huns pushed the vikings subhumans into Roman territory. If anything, Christianity was a unifying force for Rome in it's Dominate period, where after the crisis of the Third Century, Rome was in civil and religious turmoil.

Also, Rome already overextended when it reached it's apex with Trajan. It would've never made it into Arabia. Muslims would've easily expanded over the declining Roman Empire and become masters of the world. But hey, being under Muslims is much better than vikings.

>>126236019
>But it has Scandinavia beat
No it doesn't. Scandinavia has 56 prizes and a population of less than 20.7 million. Scotland has 14 prizes and a population of 5.3 million.
>Also half of your achievements are from Jews who just happened to live in Scandinavia.
Constantly repeating this old meme doesn't make it true. Not a single one of Sweden's prizes was awarded to a Jew. On the other hand, the Scottish nobel laureate Michael Kosterlitz is Jewish. So if we exclude Jews completely, Scandinavia beats Scotland even more.

>>126236335
>ignoring the fact that two professional Roman armies got completely wiped out by starving refugees who just wanted nothing other than to farm in Roman territory

You're dumb as dogshit.

>>126236529
Yep, it was the best army at that time, but it was not unbeatable. You didn't even take Poland in the end, even as their own nobility flocked to your side, because you pissed everyone off with pillaging everything and fucked with Catholicism. Then you tried to play the hero and got zerged by the Russians which cost you your Empire. Typical Germanic story desu.

>>126237232
Thank you so much for the redpill

>tfw niggers have literally no claims to anything now

>>126237330
I believe that Johan has some personal grudge on Russia. Way he autistically spergs about issue shows it.

>>126234661
Calling historical facts spergout won't help you cuckboi.
Stop reusing word you heard and meaning of which you don't get , cretin
But I will answer you
>a relatively small group of vikings founded the Russian principalities and ruled the for some time with their line continuing up to the time of troubles=/=we be ruzzianz an sheit

Ok . I am welcome do point out exacty what is wwron with this statement you say.
>
>a relatively small group of vikings founded the Russian principalities
Wrong.
Also What are fuck Russian principalities?
There is land reffered to as the Rus, which existed long before Vangarians were invitied , who had shit to do with swedes btw
The Rus, refered by Arab merchants as the land of a hudred cities , has already it's own technological and cultural advancement before they invite Rurik.
In fact the vangarians Nordic culture gets completely lost within the slavic within decades

> and ruled the for some time
Bullshit. No Norse rulership ever existed.
Vanagrians interbred with slavs and took on their culture and religion
Best illustrated with Wladimir , Russias "Founder"
Son of Svyatoslav, who was half Vangarian (son of Olga or Helga and a Slav King) half slav and Malysha (Slav princess taken ), making him 3/4 Slav and 1/4 Norse, and that in 988
As such Russian first conqueror and hero was mostly Slav and moslty slavs ruled even when vagarians came
Later the Norse bloodline was completely diluted
>with their line continuing up to the time of troubles
Absolute bullshit and already can be answered with previous clarification.
Russians ruled, period
Claiming a Norse caste ruled over Dem subhumanity slavs is historical balloney, and already refuted.


>I will state something historically innacurate and will demand you justify why I'm wrong , since I'm blissfully and totally convinced my ignorance is historical fact
Lel

>>126237414
The fall of Rome occured between Christian infighting of the Germanics in the North and the Catholics in the South. This same kind of infighting is why the Byzantines gradually receded after the rule of Justinian, and was conquerd by the Ottomans, unless you forgot about the 4th crusade where Venetian merchants paid of the crusaders to sack their trade rivals and we're excommunicated for the sack, the oppression of Orthodox peasants, and the coup

>>126236529
You won at Narva against Russia after that it was total loss which costed your empire. Few times after that you tried to raise your heads but got raped by Russia right away, Your last try ended Finland getting occupied third time and you losing it totally. Russian armies were in umeå and closing to stockholm when you surrendered.

Please guys, what's with the worship, get your own history. I know I'm awesome but come on.

>>126220874
This. The government and jews want to hide the real truth than Nordic Vikings ran ancient Rome, Greece, and even Egypt.

>>126237623
Poltava.

>>126238086
I'm pretty sure it was the Irish that built the pyramids seeing as the mummies had red hair.

>>126235863
This is why we can't have nice things.

I await the rake.

>>126238086
The Huns also had Nordic admixture. According to recent genetic research the Nomadic Magyars too.

>>126237953
We went smoothly until Poltava and the events beforehand. The russians got raped at every turn until they modernized.

I really wonder what would've happened if we salvaged enough of a win to cripple Russia's modernization. It was only a matter of time anyway, considering the amount of people and land they had and have.

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>>126238121
DELET

>>126236249
Stop demogoguery , faggot
German is a descendant of the Germanic tribes which lived in totays territory of Western and central Germany
Arminius as an German because he was from the Germanic tribes of the Cherusker.

Scandiniggers have hit to do with us.
In fact our (and frogs) great Christian hero Charlemagne/Karl the Great CRUSHED Scandiniggers who were snowniggers around raping and pillaging
You heathen were always godless niggers, as than as today

>>126237517
Upon further research, THREE Roman armies were wiped out by starving Germanic refugees. It wouldn't be the last time that would happen.

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>>126238596
Germans aren't even Germans anymore except a few in the Northern parts, so really you have no claim to your own history.

>>126238596
>In fact our (and frogs) great Christian hero Charlemagne/Karl the Great CRUSHED Scandiniggers who were snowniggers around raping and pillaging

Who do you think the Saxons were? Why are you larping as a Frankish proto-Crusader?

>>126238596
If we had shit to do with you, you'd be incapable of seeing these similarities.
Guten tag.
God dag.
Just a technicality. We also celebrate a certain saint on midsummers.

>>126238479
>All went good until we got btfo
>Damn these pspesky subhumanity Russians if only X then we'd have won
Ahahahahahahahahahaahanaahaaha
Kys Swedenjggers level of hamsterwheeling is just absolutely unprecedented.
Pathetic cucks as then as today

>>126237892
Some of the Germans invading Rome were Christian true, but they were Arianistic and thus heathens. Rome employed many Germans as auxiliaries to fight in their armies. Christianity is blameless here.

Also, the Byzantine Empire could've continued for several hundred years, and could've beaten the Ottomans if it weren't for the Catholics sacking Constantinople, massacring the Byzantines and establishing the Latin Empire over Anatolia.

It was the political decisions of the Catholics which lead to the demise of the Byzantines, not Christianity. The Germanic tribes were pushed into Roman territory by the Huns, they had no choice. Christianity blameless in either cases.

>>126238886
You forgot Allah Akbar

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>>126220874

>>126238807
Interesting.

>>126238886
It's not like they didn't make the same mistakes as you Germans did all the fucking time. It's like Germanic people are good at warfare and car manufacturing but can't into diplomacy or common sense. Except fucking Bismarck of course. And Austrians for a few centuries (they always used others to fight their wars though).

>>126238886
All went good for yiu, until Stalingrad.
What I'm saying is that basically any European country that isn't a great power today, lost their ability to challenge Russia by the 1700s because they were basically China. Only way we could've ever stood a chance would be if in the 80s we didn't eradicate our military and nuclear program because (((palme)))

>>126239034
>It was the political decisions of the Catholics which lead to the demise of the Byzantines, not Christianity
It was the Venetians. Whenever you prepare for a war, make sure the eternal Italian stays out of it, he will ruin everything for everyone and will always get away with it.

>>126238807
Yea no shit cretin.
Genes don't stay 100% the same for 1000yrs.
What's your point?
What a fucking moron

Besides provide a real source in stead of your shitty collage you pulled out of your BBC ravaged aids asshole

>no claim to your own history.
Strong projection , sven.

I doubt that the people who conquered whole Europe, the most advanced and strong WHITE massterace within weeks a mere 80years ago have no connection to their warrior ancestors

>>126239734
>Genes don't stay 100% the same for 1000yrs.

Haha mm

>>126239375
Also the only way to get great power potential nowadays in scandinavia would be if the nordic council became one country or some shit, but like that's ever gonna happen.

>>126238816
Saxons were ex pagancucks made into Christians my the mighty Frank's who later continued their work and formed the grate Christian Saxon Kings, protectors of Christendom in early medieval times

Your point scandicuck?

>>126239734
>>126239734
>conquered the whole of Europe
you mean the russians who overwhelmed you?

>>126239839
Who would want to be same country with you cucks. Danes are cool tho. I hope someday they take Skåne back and purge it from muslims, niggers and swedish cucks.

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>Start watching Vikings to see what all the hubbub was about
>Vikings apparently never knew of the existence of Britannia before the raids

And into the trash it goes.

I also read that in the later seasons, Vikings for some reason get cucked by Islam, so that's just fantastic.

>>126240069
We're only filled with cucks because of jews, really.
70s were nice, albeit kind of strange on the political side. I want to find a stepping stone back to that.

>>126239734
I used to be annoyed by most Swedeposters for their fake sense of superiority and would constantly shitpost in Sweden threads but recently you Germans have taken the role of the biggest cuck with the biggest ego from them. I hope you are proud of yourself.

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>>126239734
Germany has never won a war.

>>126239375
>because they were basically China.
So?
China is weak and always was.
Got cucked by a tiny isle of Anglos

Not an argument
Russia started out as a tiny eastern eurpean kingdom and earned it's size. You could've done the same but you stayed the same. Because you're weak cucklets and inferior to Russians

Saying it's exusable to lose against Russia because they're bigger is like picking a fight with an mma fighter and then whining that
>Uhhhh it's not fair , HE KNEW how to punch and weighted more than me
Yea no shit

All this land and people didn't come from nothing
Russians had to crush over 80+ different nationalities , among which are teutons, swedes, finns , various muzzies, various chinks, khazars, tatars, mongols , chuvaks, chuchki, azheri, chechens, pechenegs , varipus siberian kebabas etc ,more than ever other nation on Earth to establish itself

>>126240542
At least I realize what kinda shit I'm in, and I have ideas to get out of it.

>>126239734
This has to be a troll

>>126240321
They're basing it on modern times.

>>126240542
It's not a sense of superiority faggot
I just take pride in my history and dislike meme history spouted by morons who know shit
I never once said we are ze best and everyone is lower than us , altough swedecucks certainly are


Stop being butthurt you were our bitch and had to ditch out 200000 magyars to perish in Stalingrad for the autistic dream of German superiority

>>126240321
If you know even a bit about the history of the era it's atrociously bad. I stopped watching during the Paris arc, the mass crossbow warfare from the Franks and the treatment of Count Odo was pathetic. Look, here is a competent if ambitious Christian historical figure who defeated the Vikings, removed to incompetent Carling ruler and took his place, let's make him look like a perverse hypocrite with a BDSM fetish then kill him off, that will show the goyim!

>>126240712
Russians had to use the Golden Horde to unite themselves and were incredibly weak until modernization, because their useless people got on par with normal countries and could produce more.
China is already one of the biggest economies around, and it didn't take very long to happen.

We started out with maybe a million people at best, grew into 2 over time and took most of the baltic with that.

We didn't pick the fight with Russia, either, they attacked us.

>>126219372
No. They'd probably be killed if they fucked around.

And they never fought in battles.

>>126240321
S4 was cancer.

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>>126241042
The battles and wardrobe are so bad in that show. They could have at least picked up an Osprey Publishing book or two about the period and not have looked like complete dolts.

>>126241151
>Muh weak Russians

Oldest meme in the world and will be believed by kike bottom morons until nuclear armageddon
Given your media is controlled by a Jewish clan and whole education kiked it's unusprising you spout it , bluepilled cuck.
Kikes write modern history, that a fact. Including the image of Russia.

Yea yeah those always weak Russians
Who somehow manage to live in the coldest part of the whole world and who were invaded 24/7 and fought EVERYONE off while at the same time managed to multiply and subjugated their enemies and venture into unknown land, amassing the largest territory in the world as a result

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>>126240997
>Stop being butthurt you were our bitch and had to ditch out 200000 magyars to perish in Stalingrad for the autistic dream of German superiority
And despite of that you were the only great power who somewhat cared about us and actually did some shit for us in the last 100 years. I hate the XXth century.

>>126242034
What did when do good for you?
Seriously curious

>>126243723
>And despite of that you were the only great power who somewhat cared about us and actually did some shit for us in the last 100 years
What did we do exactly?
Build roads and conscripted you fellas to die in the frozen hinterlands of Russia?

>>126219372
They were degenerate and pagans, not suprising.

>>126243723
>>126243961
You gave back clay.

>>126221155
If Charlemagne had the time to do what he did, vikings would be fucked.

>>126237517
>""""Roman""""
>we were just peaceful farmers... who are also armed to the teeth because our religion says so
Hmmmm.
>>126237449
>Scandinavia has Jews
>upon learning this the Swede backpedals to Sweden not having Jews and then claiming Scandinavia wins again
I am fairly certain Scotland had more influential thinkers in 100 years than Scandinavia had in its entire existence.
I think I heard of a Swedish philosopher who converted to Islam.
>>126236726
>romanization
>those were the names they called themselves
????
>Jutland was always Home to Scandinavians
No, archeology proves you wrong.

>>126239034
>Not true Christianity

Proddie tier

>Reee fucking Catholics

Very proddie tier

Admit it, we were better off with a paganistic religion that was less prone to schisms and civil war due to religious interpretations of a foreign religious order.

>>126240725
Never underestimate the eternal Germanic. You should know this by the absolute state of your country , Sven.

>>126245067
>was less prone to schisms
Brainlet detected
>Be pagancucks infighting with you neighboring tribe
>Be 10000 of different pagancucks
>Get steamrolled by united force of Christians of 2-3 tribes

It's like you don't even try to logic.
Every statement a pagancucks makes is pure unbridled bullshit

>>126244401
>Spaghetti nigger calling other people degenerates

Wew

>>126241195
Was it?

>>126219372
>american produced mainstream tv series about vikings is historically accurate
>americans once again showing how dumbfuck retarded they are

lmao

>>126245388
You realize that the the advent of Christian just created a massive amount of mixed pagan forms of Christianity who then increases the scale of the kin strife experienced by the pagans until they went extinct, right? And the group that was the less extinct just ended up winning by default, right? Right? You knew that , right?

Nordic pagans were mostly just farmers whose only for of warfare came down to minor kin strife and battles over land. That was it. Greco-Roman pagans conquered all of the Mediterranean, Anatolia, and western Europe. Nice try, Christcuck.

>>126245476
>Amerifat
>calling me out about degeneracy

>>126245665
>Implying vikanz werent wife swapping cucks , hardcore treehuggers and the didnus of that age, raping and pillaging unprotected coastal areas

Prove (exept season 4) was grossly historically innacurate

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>>126245665
Sven, the reason why we are only 56% white is because of the legacy of the Spanish fucking the natives too much and us importing niggers as slave. You are going extinct because you imported niggers solely for the purpose of breeding your women.

Don't talk to me about how stupid we are when you literally adopted the Jewish created culture that's killing us as your adopted son.

>>126246021
>Italians
>White

Topkek

>Italian warfare

Topkek

>Italian manlets

Topkek

>>126245903
????
What the fuck are you even trying to say, burger moron?
And the second part about we wuz Romans is laughable. 100%, of all religion , were by definion pagan, at pre Christianity so meds being advanced is has shit to do with the supposed superiority of paganism. Everyone had a religion, everyone's religion was pagan. Claiming that advancement of meds is evidence of the glory of "paganjsm" is just pure bullshit.

Historical fact is, a handful of ethnic European Christian tribes completely steamrolled EVERY single pagancucks tribe. Period

Stay mad pagancucks.
You are the VICTAMZ OF EBIL CHRIDTIANITEY just as niggers are VICTAMZ of the white man just as baltfags are VICTAMZ of cummunisme.
Forever inferiors

>>126219372
Vikings were the niggers of the north. Nordic civilization was just as bad as sub-Saharan. The only difference was the lack of a desert to completely separate them from the outside world. Civilized whites (Mediterraneans) had to fix them up and tell them how to properly live.

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Don't fight among your tribe! Don't let (((them))) divide us.

Swedes, Danes, Finns, Icelanders, Faroese and our Russian brothers and sisters to the East - unite!

Embrace your heritage. Fight the foreign hordes and make Europe great again!

>>126234684

Meh GoT is pretty arbitrary. Yes GRR Martin is a shitlib, and feminists might latch on to string female roles (but we had them anyway, Queen Elizabeth I). I think they'd be more bothered about all the rapes and how 80% are white, 15% in Bravos are effectively Spaniards (whites with a tan), and the analogue for moors stay were they should, in Dorne.

Who knows, next season people my draws some parallels between Daenaerys' army of Brown people, coming over the sea to kill and rape the natives and real life.

There's a thought: SCREENCAP THIS, WE CAN SPREAD MERKEL MEMES WHEN THE EPISODE AIRS AND REDPILL SOME NORMIES

>>126246297
I couldn't care less about warfare, I'm happy living in my countryside with friends and family while the world is crumbling. I'm dissapointed in you by the way, I know alot of americans from Sigonella and they're great people. I don't even care if I'm white, I'm happy with my way of life andn nothing can change that, not immigrants, not people like you.

>>126246714
>I don't know what you are talking about

Probably because you don't know what you are talking about

>Meme posting

The sign of an inferior being

>Romans were not advanced

Kek

>WE WUZ KIKES N SHIT

Topkek, you're a moron with severe Dunning Krueger.

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Why can't /pol/ ever discuss good show?
>muh cuck MC
fuck off kids

>>126247429
At this point I would have raised the kid as well fuck it.
I am no monster

>>126247189
>Immigrants from the middle East
>Italians

What's the difference? KEK

>>126247429

What show is this?

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>>126246989

*scratches head*

Russians?
Kalmar?

I don't see any fighting among us, just some German cuckold spamming in his rage, probably not a German either but some foreigner living there.

>>126246161
america is home of the pozz media kikehole called hollywood that is the sole reason for every white country being pozzed as fuck, hang yourself with your circumised foreskin jew tool

>>126247481
>I am no monster

True, trying to shame Canada for cucking itself is like trying to shame the retard for his actions. He can't help it, there is no point in the shaming.

>>126247538

My brother, Odin was of North-Russian/North-Finnish descent. The Russians and us have more in common than you think.

As for the fighting, you surely must have felt it as well? How easily people mock Sweden for the current situation you're in, instead of offering help.

Ethnic Swedes are more than welcome in Norway. You are our brothers and sisters and we will always treat you like family, no matter how bad it gets in your own lands.

>>126247381
?????
You are so absolutely incohrent and rambling I legit suspect you are a literal moron.

Christian btfoed ALL pagans, while being outnumbered. Historical fact
All else is just hamsterwheeling and butthurt shitposting
Stay mad brainlet faggot

>>126247643
>Sven goes on vacation
>Can't decide where
>Goes to Canada

Cucks of a feather flock together as they say.

>>126247524
Rome, a masterpiece.
It follows the life of two roman soldiers who, somewhat like Forest Gump, were directly involved in every scandals, battle, events of their specific time period (the fall of the republic under Caesar and the birth of the first roman Empire under Augustus (Octavian).
Lots of politics, action, nudity, historically accurate portrayal of life during the roman period as well as the best platonic Bromance of any TV shows.

11/10 would recommend again

>>126247706
how can you be cucked for raisin an orphan and the sibling of your daughters?

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>>126247989

Excellent. I'll get right on that. Thank you, Canada!

>>126247847
This entire thread has been filled with people calling you a moron because you post no content except for incoherent ramblings and men posting, yet I am the one who is stupid?

Maybe if you read a book about Christian colonization and learn how at first Christian converts did not convert to the what the missionary wanted, but instead mixed their own religions with the new, then maybe I wouldn't consider you a moron. But it's clear you need to lurkmoar

>>126219372
>tv series Made by hippies
>reality
Suicide remains an option.

>>126247538
>Spamming

Nope
Just sto ping swedecucks who spout historical busllhit kike memes like we wuz russians

So far I can happily say I successfully eternals blew the fuck out every single Svencuck who claimed this and will continue to do so

Swedes have proved to be the worst psotern of pol, not only arrogant but staunch and prideful in their outright lies

>>126219372
It's as real as GoT

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>>126248311

This is who's posting under the German flag.

>>126248053
No no, you are cucked for thinking that that thing you are raising is in anyway extended kin. It's Tyrone's bastard posing as your extended kin, I know recognizing this is hard for the mentally challenged, but you could just look at her dark skin and nappy hair.

>>126248311

Yeah Russians are subhumans mongoloids anyway, doesn't matter what happened in the past.

The visigoths in spain were from sweden and they allowed a shit load of Arabs and Moors to settle in Iberia and displace Celt - Iberians and Native Iberians.

so yeah they've been cucks since forever, also they use to have wierd sex rituals too