Increasingly nervous man

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dang you're really going all out with these
how many vpns are you on right now?

>>125939961
I love /pol/cucks like you.
Trump could break into your momma's house and give her to Putin to rape and you still would be mumbling something about 3d chess.

>>125939963
>still doesn't understand colberposting

>>125939963
>muh russia

>>125939961
TWO

>>125939963
4d chess. It would be 4d chess.

>>125939961
Bring it on, I want to see Pence as president anyway.

>>125939961
I honestly don't find his monologues funny. I've laughed at a bunch of Trump jokes from a bunch of comedians, but Colbert just seems to have an anger and bitterness that just sucks all of the humor out

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MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE CIS MAN IN THE ZOO
WE WASHED OURSELVES IN RIGHTWING BLOOD, AND THE ANCAPS TOO
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE BLOMPF MACHINE
SCOOP BY SCOOP BY SCOOP
THE NON WHITE MARCHES ONN

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>>125939966
HOW MANY

>>125939970
BLOOD is supposed to rhyme with SCOOP, like ZOO and JEW you dumb fucking conservinigger

Honestly why can't conservishits into humor?

>>125939963
its not even /pol/ making fun of him if it was really /pol/cucks they would be defending him

Just look at what the man has become he's not even funny anymore and so petty, even his trump jokes fall flat of other hosts/comics' trump jokes

>>125939970
hah

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>six (6) months of MSN promising incriminating evidence of international collusion on a daily and weekly basis
>six months of alluding to this huge event coming down the pipeline and that the big reveal is happening soon
>six months of every comic and every pundit promising this reveal of getting caught red handed
>six months of inconclusive preponderances of he said she said testimonials and still not even a modicum of a paper trail

How shameless is MSN and even more so, how easily deceived are the dullards who continue to buy this narrative and falling for these tricks every week? Do they have no self-respect like Maddow and her incredible tax-release farce?

Seriously, will anything happen? I mean there's millions of people wanting his demise and THOUSANDS of people investigating for ANYTHING that will lead to the big reveal and still nothing has happened

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>>125939972
>being this autistic

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>>125939970

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TIME TO RESIGN SIR XOMF

>>125939961
>Russia Intel Reveal
did something finally come out or is it still anonymous sources said that this other nigga with close ties with the other nigga with credibility said that he said she said?

SHREK BTFO

Wait now liberals expect Trump to resign just because Putin helped him win the election? They're friends what's the big deal?

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>>125939973
>Just look at what the man has become he's not even funny anymore and so petty, even his trump jokes fall flat of other hosts/comics' trump jokes
why are his ratings so high then?

just because it offends you, doesn't mean it's not funny.

it's no worse or better than jimmy fallon or the other talk show hosts. why does colbert trigger you so badly?

>>125939976
kill me, Pete

Can someone tell why I should care about Russia?

>>125939982
>just because it offends you
his comedy offends me couldn't give a shit about his politics desu im not even american

>>125939979
Shh, you're not supposed to question the framing, just laugh at the jokes and shut up after.

Robert Mueller is coming for Trump. He took down John Gotti. Trump will probably resign and flee to Moscow.

>>125939970
kek

>>125939975
No, nothing will happen because he has LITERALLY done NOTHING wrong.

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HE TOOK TWO FUCKING SCOOOOOOOOPS, RESIGN NOW LRUMPFY

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dumpf is peached!!!!!!

>>125939984
They didn't hack the election, but Trump has been laundering money for Russian gangsters since the 80's.

>>125939987
You seem like an informed and rational person. Can you answer my questions here?
>>125939984

>>125939984

So that libcucks can maintain credibility and try and continue the progressive fuck white people train in 4 years.

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>>125939961

>still this triggered that a comedian insulted your God Emperor

I bet you do this for free

Not better than hot pocket man. What do you gain from this? "SAD!" Yes, sad indeed.

>>125939984
You shouldn't. They're just the scapegoat that the media is using right now, for whatever reason that might be.

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>>125939987
How long has it been since they've been investigating him jesus christ they need to stop clutching at straws

If they weren't on a russian witchhunt and so butthurt about the clinton loss/hack they would still be pursuing his taxes and maybe gotten something legit by now like tax evasion?

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>>125939995
Back to /v/ fellow based Bernie bird!

E3 is soon! Get hyped!!!

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COLONEL KLINK

>>125939993
Pause whatever Infowars video you're watching and look up Trump's connections to Felix Sater, Lev Leviev. Blackrock Group, Semion Mogilevich, etc.

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>>125939995
>I bet you do this for free
I do it for an easy (you) thanks

>>125939976
Kill me, Pete

>>125940000
Blackstone Group, rather.

why do they keep falling for trump's baits bros?

>>125939984
>Can someone tell why I should care about Russia?
dont you have any patriotism?

He shared intel with Russia to prevent ISIS from blowing up a plane. Why in the nig nog fuck should he resign over that?

>>125939961
>>82869100
>an unconfirmed report based on a "former" intelligence official contradicted by both Russia and the White House, saying Trump did something that wouldn't be illegal, and doesn't put national security at risk, and comparable to what many previous presidents have done
Only one conclusion, really: this is the end of Trump's presidency.

hotpockets strike again

>>125940226
As if this shit doesn't belong on /pol/?

>>125939961
copy and paste this in shill threads.

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>SHILLS AND KIKES OUT IN FULL FORCE
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>>125939997
RICO cases take years, anon. 70+ people are involved/implicated.

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>>125940401
>copy and paste this in shill threads.
kek mod must be a shill then

He moved this thread from /tv/ you fucking r/t_d nonce

>>125939971
how many scoops do they serve in federal prison?

>>125940401
The fake Seth Rich story is being pushed by a millionaire with a conspicuously Slavic surname who is connected to Fox News. It started getting pushed all over social media when the Comey memo was being reported.

Rub a few of your brain cells together and figure it out, anon.

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i wonder what colbert has to hide

>>125939961
Trump might not be allowed back in the country after his stupid trip

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so.....
>the audience is on the edge of their seats, faces red, barely containing their laughter
grobble droomf...
>the audience bursts out in hysterical laughter and starts kicking their feet wildly in excitement
NO stop, stop laughing NOW, I WASN'T FINISHED YET
>the audience goes silent immediately, submitting to colbert's commanding voice
so..... BLOPPLE BLURF....
>the tension in the air is palpable
>sweat runs down colbert's face as he struggles to maintain a straight face
>several members of the audience begin hyperventilating
>paramedics can be seen giving CPR to an unconscious woman in a pussyhat
is a NAZI
>a sly smirk grows on colbert's face as he delivers the punchline
>the entire studio explodes in a cacophony of frenzied laughter and applause
>a republican member of the audience immediately renounces his party affiliation and apologizes
>the applause continues for a full five minutes as colbert rolls around on the floor
BLIPPITY BLOOPTY BLOPPITY BLUMPF
>the applause and laughter soon evolves into a harmonized chant
>a MAGA hat is ritually sacrificed on stage
>several members of the audience have gone into cardiac arrest
>obama himself appears on stage and shakes colbert's hand
>"if if if if if if if"
>meanwhile, jon stewart is watching this unfold from his one bedroom apartment
>"that's my boy" he proudly whispers to himself as a tear rolls down his cheek

>>125941172
There was a report that he changed his entire flight crew and decided to take his family with him at the last second. I wonder if there's a contingency plan in place when the president is a flight risk.

>>125940669
>The fake Seth Rich story is being pushed by a millionaire with a conspicuously Slavic surname
hey, so was the DNC hacking report :^)

>>125940669
>your story isn't real MINE is
Sup goldenstein

>>125939961

These retards are call for the end of their comfy lives.

If Trump is removed by the deep state it will mean that all future presidents have to be approved by a shadowy bureaucracy if they are to serve.

It will be a coup by the shadow government. The USA will cease to exist.

I sure as fuck ain't living in a country run by a unelected government. I don't know anyone who would.

JUST RESIGN BLOMPFURGHL AND GIVE MY SCOPPS BACK REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>125940406
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>>125941381
Shoo shoo shill

>>125941242
holy shit, kek'd hard