AUSPOL France is pathetic edition

>>124613520
>that first article
what the fuck

>>124613520
>Australia MUST allow shitskins from polynesia to immigrate once their shitty islands sink, says World Bank
Fuck that. Why can't SEA take them. Why's it always got to be us.

>>124613647
That means I'll get my inheritance faster!

Oh wait, damn.

>>124614453
reporting in to request more patriots who hate the nanny state or cunts who like trolling facebook.

we've been bringing the banter pretty hard for a month or so now but need more cunts

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>>124613520
>labor is officially racist for not including enough shit skins in their ad

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FORMER LABOR LEADER MARK LATHAM JOINS THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS, HAPPENING!

>>124616194
OH FUCK THIS IS BIG

>40 mins ago

cunt could of timed it a bit better so i could of added it to the op

>>124613647
I HATE AUS

>>124616765
Well I like you, my American friend. We've always been the best of friends and will continue to be till time ends.

>>124613817
Shit like this is what will wake up the normalfags surely.

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>>124616194
Are your libdems as pathetic as ours?

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>>124613520
Can someone give me a rundown on parties and how kiked they are?

I want to know which part will give back our freedom and remove pointless laws imposed on the citizens.

>>124616194
I guess we /LDP/ now? I thought Latho was really anti-gun though? Hopefully Leyonhjelm has convinced him to change his mind.

>>124617720
The libdems here are libertarians. Yours are like basic bitch centrists, right?

>>124617720
No our LDP are arnarcho capitalists

>>124617927
>I want to know which part will give back our freedom and remove pointless laws imposed on the citizens.
Only LDP basically. Maybe Shooters and Fishers, too. Labor and Liberal are nanny statists, and One Nation, while good on immigration, wants shit like identity cards.

>>124617720
No, ours have based Lionhelm who wants to give us our guns back and stop PC faggotry.

https://ldp.org.au/

>>124617927
One nation

>>124618180
Why are you in favor of medicare fraud?

>>124618180
Ahh ok, thanks.
I still can't believe we're not allowed to defend ourselves etc. here...

>>124618250
>give us our guns back and stop PC faggotry.
'bout time

>>124618274
>Identity Cards
What are we? Commies?

>Lou Richards is dead

>>124613925
Im sure we can make them fuck off to france or canada

>>124618327
>I am opposed to keeping a database of people eligible for medicare and instead, it should be given to anyone with no questions asked.

>>124613925
Because they can put them here and dumb assholes will attack the islanders instead of the banks pushing their immigration

>>124618618
We already have medicare cards. What's the difference?

>>124617933
We /LDP + AC/ with PHON attack dogs to kamikaze for a few elections until they collapse.

The only thing he really disagrees with platform wise is guns but fuck if he can bring some good media and some old labor supporters then all the better.

>>124618700
It doesn't have a photo, it might as well be plastic dog shit.
We're spending money to heal other people who don't even stick around to pay tax.

1. LDP
2. AC
3. ON
4. ??
THIRD LAST: GREENS
SECOND LAST: LIBERAL PARTY
LAST: LABOR

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>>124618759
You're a retarded cunt.
PHON is the Macron. Green movement failed so they're going for the center.

PHON has never voted for anything good and votes for everything bad.

>>124618927
>ALA

>>124619058
You thinkin Xenophon or Pauline Hansons One Nation party mate?

>>124619058
Kirralee joined the AC, cunt.

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I find Mark Lathams outsiders to be a headache to watch, it's really low level discourse.
It's like he's spent 5 minutes here, dunning kruger effect. It's all symptoms, no seeking the root cause.

>>124619239
Xenophon

>>124619239

Both are retards

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>>124618916
Then just make it so that the person who is getting healthcare gives their citizenship number or something. Maybe even tax file number.

>>124619379
PHON = Pauline Hansons One Nation party

>>124619397
I agree hence attack dogs. LdP + AC = proper voting block.

>>124619371
Wow I guess that means it's a completely different party.
AC is there for one thing and one thing only. Encourage mass immigration and Israel.

>>124619485
Both of those are infinitely more valuable than a photo.

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>>124619485
Whoops the right eye was messed up...

>>124617720
Our lib dems are fucking based.

>>124619726

I like them but they have some retarded immigration policies

>>124617933
their libdems want to cancel brexit

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>>124619379
Latham is all too aware of his need to be a stereotype boomer faggot.
But he doesn't have much to lose anymore, so I think he should drop the act.
Look at Katter the other week, let it slip that he wants 'None of them here' and the media shit their collective dacks. But he's safe because his constituents know why they love him.
Latham is the same as long as he's not tied to a (((major news organisation)))

>>124619726
They are alright, but Leyonhelm goes out of his way to support jews.

>>124619805
holy fuck i didnt even realise

what the fuck, Borders are the only thing both major parties are relatively good on.

REEEE

>>124619663
I'm gonna use this as an emote on the Discord. Thanks cunt.

>>124613520
>labor is officially racist
and immediately caves to criticism, says we need moar diversity

>>124619843
that video of Katter was fucking gold

>>124620035
Pretty pathetic, imo.

>>124619986
Sure. Dunno what we should name it.
I was thinking Koalo or something.

>>124620172
I named it autistickoala, because that is what it is.

>>124620224
That's fine

>>124620035
Labor would be tolerable if they stopped trying to cater to millenials by being a lefty party, and stick to being a workers party.

you can be a workers party without being a leftist party. that'd be good

>>124620309
Labor will go the way of the greens in regards to social policy over the next decade or so, mark my words.

>>124620283
Make some more. Make an autistic croc, funnel web spider, red back spider, dingo, shark and snek. Thx.

>>124620035
Pretty funny that Albo had a cry over it. What a fucking loser.

>>124620309
Labour literally have the next election handed to them on a silver platter and theyre still somehow going to fuck it up

all they have to do is drop the PC shit and be for workers rights and they would genuinely be a decent option

>>124618250
how is leyonhjelm on immigration?

>>124620494

LibDems fall short on borders and immigration

The one fucking thing that is important

>spells "auspol" like a newfag/outsider
>links the normie discord

look i know we had general wars last couple weeks but i see why: these ops are fucking suspicious
probably just nu/pol/ shit still...

>>124620494
https://ldp.org.au/policy/immigration/

You decide. I rate 5/10

>>124620494
Let anyone in if they pay $50k cash

>>124613520
>labor is officially racist for not including enough shit skins in their ad


kek

>>124620607
Im not mad at that, shitskins cant afford that anyway

>>124620571
I like being able to type in "auspol" and find auspol. Dumb assholes think I'm going to come here and put "/pol/" into the search function

>>124616194
its just a place for him to chill until he launches his long awaited Fash Australia party

>>124620571
90% chance he's going to try and dox people

>>124620764
Gas yourself into oblivion

>>124620571
Don't worry. I just wanted to make a place where like minded Aussies can congregate.

>>124613520
>>labor is officially racist for not including enough shit skins in their ad
I saw this on kikebook, and then one guy commented on it wondering what the problem was since Aus is like ~80% white. Cue everyone else losing their shit at him

>>124620484
Exactly, focus on class issues, not race issues and you get a free fucking parliament

Im a one issue/donkey voter so it doesnt really affect me but it pisses me off

>>124619936
Whats wrong with their border policy? Restricted borders, restricted citizenship and cut off welfare whats not to lov.

>>124620936
yeah you're that normie melbourne gook right?
yeah nah you're right newfagmate

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>>124616194
just saw this
>>124617933
we /LDP/ now
they should ditch reddit frog though

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>Druggie bitch wants Australian Tax Payer's money
FUCK YOU.

I hope this cunt gets fist fucked by some brown shit smelling savage lesbo.

>>124621124
>normie melbourne
correct
>newfag gook
incorrect

White and been coming here since I was 14. I'm white.

>>124613925
>>Australia MUST allow shitskins from polynesia to immigrate once their shitty islands sink, says World Bank
Because Jews are determined to destroyed western and white nations and have us out bred and outnumbered in our own homes.

>>124613520
>cow tits cocaine smuggler
>cow tits

I demand photographic proof.

>>124613520
>cow tits cocaine smuggler wants our tax payer dollars to defend her in Columbian court against her coke smuggling charge
nah she's fucked, why spend money on her?

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>>124613520
>>124621335
>>124613925
We're gonna need a bigger Nauru

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>>124621387

>>124620973
Yeah it doesn't make sense. It's been the "in thing" to speak out against racism for too long.

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>>124616194
>MARK LATHAM JOINS THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS
He has made a big mistake. He is a blood and guts populist at heart. Liberal Democrats is for cerebral autists, not real Aussies. Real Aussies will not vote for a libertarian autism platform.

>>124613817
>country is 90% white
>ads have to be half black

>>124621519
Not bad volume.
Would attend Pump class under at failed gym

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>Cunt an heros on the train in the morningand Sydneytrains have fucking no clue what to do
>Mechanical failure in the afternoon
Why do I still fucking live in Sydney, why do I live in Australia.
I'm currently smushed against a train door.

>>124621708
Count yourself lucky. Been waiting for the bus home from the city for almost an hour now

BCC Brisbane Cunty Cunts

>>124621708
Use your elbows lad, that's what they're there for.

>>124621708
Do you know what station lad?

>>124621497
we could send them to hang out with the coons in the middle of the country

>>124621708
Sydney is fun for a visit but unless you're a clueless immigrant herding with others or very wealthy why the fuck would you?

>>124621708
What percentage of the carriage is white m8?

>>124620733
they can and will exploit policies like that. it is very very common for a group of EU backpackers to apply for work visas by each depositing the same cash each account when applying to meet the criteria.

and when they're here and broke they're selling drugs, doing cash in hand work on farms and shoplifting at Coles like a plague of locusts. i've seen it happen a thousand times.

>>124621708
>living in sydney

>>124621906
yeah i go to MQU and its nice not being in the city everyday, I genuinly like the city but i know id hate it if i was there all the time

>>124620607
The governments new policy allows people to come in if they pay $10k cash, as long as they have children here

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/may/04/aged-parents-of-migrants-to-get-access-to-five-year-australian-visas-for-10000

>people here still vote for the (((Liberals)))

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wew lad

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Take me in oh tender women.

>Boss wants to chat we me tomorrow
Looks like neet's back on the menu, boys

>>124621816
>>124621708

>tfw north qld and a 10min drive to work in the morning would be heavy traffic

>>124622061
I'm not voting for anyone until Tony is leader again

He's the ONLY monarchist in our fucking government. I hate the (((republicans))) so fucking much

>>124622154
Nar cunt he's gonna promote you because you're a hard working Aussie.

>>124622162
>introduced mandatory metadata retention

No.

>>124621876
Central. Because if you're going to off yourself you might as well inconvenience as many people as possible.

>>124622154
What for son?
Is the boss a black cunt?

>>124622154
What did you do m8?

>>124622162
why would you willing want to be controlled by another country?

>>124620715
George Soros can though

>>124622162
Monarchy is the least of the issues we face you poofter.

>>124618311
Medicare fraud won't be stopped by identity cards senpai, your identity is already linked to the card.
It's mostly hospital admins and dodgy therapy providers doing the rorting too.
I.T systems around any sort of public health infrastructure are archaic as fuck here, which is half the problem. GL working out who is gaming the system when the system itself is falling apart.
Good luck fixing it too, from the little government side source I've seen, it's mostly Pajeetware spaghetti.
t. programmer in health systems

who's keen for our QandA watch tonight?

Is anime actually illegal in Australia?

>>124622373
no

>>124622293
>Pajeetware spaghetti.
fucking funny

>>124622373
Yes, a guy I went to school with is doing a 5 year stint in prison for downloading Evangelion.

>>124622296
>Recently I attended the (((liberty conference)))

>>124622373
Yes

>>124613520
If we could only harness the cumulative assblast of all of you cucks here post French election, we will solve virtually every energy crisis in the world fukken kek. What's even funnier is that your hero Trump is a Jew puppet. /Pol is the eternal cuckold.

Continue being this mad it's so heartwarming to see you bitches eat shit.

>>124622296
Fuckin noice.

>>124622372
Who is on the panel m80?

>>124622373
Not yet, but hopefully soon.

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>>124622372
>being excited for a leftist circle jerk

>>124622229
Don't know yet. Manager told me this arvo the big boss wants a chat. Sometimes I show up a bit messy and unshaved, so I think she was giving me a hint to look good tomorrow

>>124621938
Can only see part of carriage because squashed against wall.
White? Maybe <30%

True white? Shit all, I'm the only person I can see with blonde hair.

>>124620419
Here's a crocodile...
Might not do the rest though.
I'll make a shark maybe

>>124622492
It's only fun when queen Pauline is on

>>124622266
You clearly have no idea how far the rabbit hole goes

>>124613520
BASED LATHAM JOINING THE NATS

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>>124622533
That image made me smile. Good night Stacey.

>>124622266
>another country

Learn government please

>>124622273
I agree but if we get rid of it, theres no going back. Constitutional monarchy is the BEST form of government and we're fucked if it goes

>>124622591
>no pic

Cunt.

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>>124622492
>>124622372

>>124622540
mine told me to stop turning up to work hungover so I just started having a couple of beers before work

>>124622372
YEAH BOIIIII

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>>124622435
no it's not

>mfw i see one of our indian workers has set every single one of our databases to 777

>>124622588
You shouldn't be on public transport m8. It is not for us any more.

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>>124622296
Spicy

>>124622611
cheers senpai, made it myself

>>124622656
Thanks m8. Looks awful.

Hopefully Hughesie will be out of his depth, shown up as retarded and generally embarrassed.

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>>124622641
Whoops

>>124622656
Shit episode gonna watch chinese cartoons instead and jerk off

https://medium.com/leyonhjelm/budget-2017-foreign-citizens-get-15bn-in-welfare-cbcb8418aca5

>Foreigners get $15bn in welfare payments

Reminder that the (((Liberals))) will never do anything about this

>>124622485
how'd you even get internet in pakistan?

>>124622800
Probably a 50 metre Ethernet cord from India

>>124617720
Nah, ours are awesome. During a radio interview with the ldp senator and a greens senator, the ldp senator told the greens senator to "go and get fucked"

>>124622756
Alright m8. I'll chuck it on the Discord. Get to work on the autist abbo emote now.

>>124622638
>we're fucked if it goes
Our level of fuckedness is not related to monarchy or republic. Our fate will be the same (good or bad) under either of them.

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>>124622533
She looks like she had hit the already wall anyway.

No helmet.
No brains.
No cummies for stacey ever again.

>>124613520
>>124613817
>>124613925
Don't worry lads, Shorten is just being pushed aside to make way for Plibersek so at the next election you will be fooled into thinking you have a more contrasting choice.

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>>124622789
Leyonhjelm is /ourguy/

>>124622756
>2.15MB
m8 do you think I am a millionaire?

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>>124623035
He's not /ourguy/ but he's pretty good. I'm glad Mark is joining their ranks as it'll only lead to greater things.

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>>124622928
becoming a republic is the gateway to changing the flag, and our british identity will be pushed out

we are literally better off under the monarchy

>>124622533
>he's never watched QandA with /pol/

>>124623147
>our british identity will be pushed out
It is being pushed out anyway. It is immigration and leftism the main factors there.

>>124622928
It's our cultural backbone, man. without it we'll go through hyperprogress socially and fuck it all, like america

>>124623035
i dont know shit about his policies but i want a leader thats not afraid to tell dickheads to get fucked

>>124623147
Ignoring my personal pride in the crown I believe a republic will be used against us severely as having an ethnic identity.

It serves no purpose and would only push us towards South Africa levels.

>>124623147
also we will have a president and it will just make politicians into even bigger cunts

>>124623242
>hyperprogress
No, the pace of change will be the same. Being a republic or not is not the relevant factor driving it.

>>124623104
Yea mate, I can tell your from china.
It's pennies for you.

>>124622911
I'll try my best. Here's a shark

>>124622296

If Latham pushes the LDP to the right on immigration it will literally be the perfect political party

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>>124622911

>>124623324
>No, the pace of change will be the same

are you forgetting that Melbourners and the Green's voterbase are the biggest supporters of the republic? says a lot doesnt it

>>124623259 >>124623324
>>124623242

You are more likely to be turned into America desu, but just less powerful. Without your colonial legacy the "have a fair go" mentality will be adopted as a national identity, which is just inviting immigrants in on "land of opportunity" levels.

>>124623224

Can only imagine the cucked half abo flag (((they))) will come up with if it would actually pass

We'd be leaf tier laughing stock

caught the bus today in brisbane. Bus was like 15% white, and there were 20 school kids on the bus, with only one of them being white. cunts fucked.

also witnessed a girl with a hooked nose giving out socialist alliance pamphlets at uni. lol

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>>124622678
Wew.
Beat out a Pajeet with far more qualifications than me for my current job after they showed no ability to program in the interview.
Kek'd heartily when told about it.

>>124623454
Not in this day an age. A republic will mean all manners of law revision, and unless its done under some glorious fashy cunt then we're just going to become some great asian subcontinent and be a poofactory in fifty years.

>>124623324
You're kidding.

First off we wont be a republic without us directly electing a president. That fact will be the biggest divide in the country EVER.

Notice how all it took was one election in the US for everyone to hate eachother? thats a fault inherently with making one single partisan so important.

Having the Queen as a non partisan above all else keeps us grounded as a people. and it keeps the pollies from getting too full of themselves.

all australians love the queen but not every australian would love the president.

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Fuck me cunts, my bus is now an hour late, and every single other one after that hasn't shown up.

Who here gets /real-feckin-mad/ about translink and BCC cunt-fuckery?

>raises fare prices
>costs your left nut if you don't have a go-card
>getting concession fare now involes submitting paperwork which is going to cost more than it will save

ALL I WANT TO DO IS CATCH THE BUS HOME AFTER WORK IN TIME TO WATCH HOME AND AWAY BUT THESE INCOMPETENT CUNTS COULDN'T EVEN SHIT ON A REGULAR SCHEDULE

>>124623564
most white people don't use public transport because they aren't poor

>>124621705
>90% white
i think you mean yellow

>>124623603
not quite sure what ur arguing for mate. Im an englishmen and im arguing against republic (unsurprisingly) on grounds of the egalitarian idea of republic being used to push immigration, what are you on about?

>>124623564
>this state pretends it's better than NSW and not just 5 years behind

>>124623768
I'm for the monarchy. Ultimately I want to see the monarchy either reinstated or have a lord protector of Cromwell-tier to assure egalitarian marxism shit is quashed. So yes, we absolutely want the same thing.
I read your post and figured you were in favour of a republic. Apologies.

someone get me a hookup for bud in Darwin

>>124613520
Frog girls are cute, let's accept some white frog refugees.

>>124623950
just ask one of the coons

Someone red pill be on lib dems. What do they stand for, are they (((well funded?)))

>>124623950
Tell ya bud he's a degenerative cunt

>>124623908
we need to go the lichentstein model, allow the monarch to get veto power.

That'd mean we'd probably need someone else like harry to be our monarch since liz will be busy,

Or just make the governor general required to be a royal

>>124623972
I fucked a French girl once. Still the hottest rostie I've ever had. The language divide helped minimise my autism

>>124623644
>this fuckhead wanting a foreigner overlord
>thinking the Queen is nonpartisan
>thinking all Australians love the Queen

>>124624023
standard libertiaustists. Far from the worst, but they'll never be anything more than a minor party

>>124624102
fuck harry, hes a cuck

>>124623740
Not everyone lives in Sydney or Melbourne, Chang.

>>124613817
news.com.au is targeted towards millennial women, that's why he links the article that scolds Shorten as a racist instead of an article laughing at his flip flopping.

OP is a millennial female or has the mindset of one.

>>124618180
Literally said sweet fuck all about shitskin invasion and gooks buying our houses since they got in. Not even a shitty internet video.

I'm 99% sure One Nation is a fraud and I think we need a new party to support.

>>124624023
closest thing to a libertarian party we have
grassroots as fuck

>>124624129
name me a partisan decision regarding Australia the Queen has made ever in her rein. Inb4 you think Kerr is the Queen

>>124613520
>>labor is officially racist for not including enough shit skins in their ad

if they want to be in labor ads they should fucking get jobs.

>>124624129
she's not a foreigner, your passport is in HER name, your citizenship is in HER NAME. fucking mong

She's non partisan enough and if you dont love the queen you arent Australian tbqh

>>124624023
Nah. They're usually addressed as the "looney" party by (((them)))

I'm going to vote for them and probably the shooters and fishers. This nanny state status quo is fucked

how about you guys support like a nationalist party that arent capitalist fucks. How come all you right wing cnuts happen to be libertarians? Have none of you considered that nationalism and capitalism are mutually exclusive?

>>124613520
>>Australia MUST allow shitskins from polynesia to immigrate once their shitty islands sink, says World Bank

thank god climate change is a hoax. im poly and even i cant handle most poly's. the black american "muh racism" has infected their minds.

polynesia is shit cause we dont have stable governments. nothing more to it.

>>124624387
how new

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>>124624129
>Being this retarded
It's called the magna carta, you mongoloid.
>Being against constitutional monarchy so we can give executive power to Shorten and Turnbull

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>>124623648
Even though we're from different lands, our problems are the same.

>>124616194
WEW LAD.

Hopefully he doesn't get his claws on the party platform, and doesn't replace Leyonhjelm as mouth piece.

>TFW voted for LDP in WA senate.
>TFW tricked my greenie mum and sisters into voting LDP no 1.
>TFW they're still mad about it.

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>>124622911
Here's my attempt at the abo

>>124624474
nigga been here forever, but you cnuts are always talking about the Lib Dems dedpite the fact that they will inevitably sell you out.

>>124624387
One Nation is an irrelevant joke these days. If they had a leader who was well spoken and hard to pin down as a racist they might do alright

>>124624387

start one then :^) we meme party country

>>124620494
>Pay cash and prove you can contribute to the economy.
>Block on all welfare.
>No rapefugees.

>>124624387
But I want to give helicopter rides

>>124624590
idk Australia first sounds alright on a doctrinal level

>>124624333
Yet if I go to UK, my passport is stamped FOREIGNER. Her country, thinks I'm a foreigner. Yet she heads my country. who's jewing who here?

It sucks because straya is ripe for nationalism but hanson is too dumb too pull it off. ONP needs to be replaced.

>>124624654
what a gay meme

>>124624528
Good shit mate. Do an emu now. Adding to discord.

>>124624543
spell cunt right or fuck off you cunt

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>>124624486

>>124624212
Really? I've been called "right-wing" for citing news.com.au articles in online debates before.

Confusing desu.

>>124624693
you have collapse of empire ironically to thank for that. You demanded to be treated as a seperate nation and not just england 2.0, hence you are regarded as a foreigner.
>>124624724
Its a terrible pun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut_the_Great

>>124622928
It actually is.
We're a Federation of states, not a republic.
If we were to become an independent republic, it would remove the protection of state rights and open the gates to Melbourne dictating regional laws across the country.

We're pretty fucked now, but it's nothing like what would happen under a republic.

>>124624693
Yet we can still vote and become members of parliament in the UK without being citizens can we not?

>>124623424
Added to discord. Good job my autistic artist.

>>124624848
sounds a lot like being cucked to me.

>>124623648
>he can ride the bus if he forgets his waste of space bippy card
don't complain to me m8

>>124624387
Actually Nationalism is a left wing concept.
Having a nation allows you to have power in the hands of the many instead of the few.
Also the profit motive gets people interacting with each other, the argument for a philanthropic society is self contradictory as exemplified by the amount of charity work done by people have resources removed as a factor from their lifes (People on the dole) when compared to people who are doing philanthropic works as part of their PR.

Why are so many people on the left saying they want a socially cohesive society while trumpeting multiculturalism?
Culture is the protocol people use for communicating and mate selection. Multiculture is by definition multi-protocol, which is as far from social cohesion as you can possibly get.
Not only do you have to deal with the language barrier, but the order of operations 2 distinct parties will be using are different.
Arguments that culture lives in an arrangement of meats, vege, and sauce are not only ignorant but are also dangerous.

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>>124623147
>Unironically support and independent Austarlian republic
>All the Australian Republican movements are run by leftists cucks trying to act hip and cool to get irreverent kids to think Republicanism is cool and trendy millennial shit.

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>popular abo footy player jokes that he used to have jungle fever but white is right
>has a white wife
>RACIST!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when Australia was best known for being able to joke about anything and have a laugh?

>>124624977
you might be able to if you claim hereditary citizenship, but then I wouldn't know because my family has been here too long for me to qualify.

>>124624883
No you are wrong. There is nothing structural about our system of government that has much influence.

It is cultural and demographic change that is killing us. It would kill us just the same under any form of government.

The cancer needs to be attacked at the cultural level. Worrying about the structure of the government is a distraction.

>>124625105
10/10 reading comprehension.
Step it up

>>124622455
It's actually pretty based, we tried to have one here in WA, including a range trip, but no rental range would/could accommodate a few dozen autists and due to the current state of laws, anyone who does not hold a WA firearm's license can not use a friend's gun at a range.
We ended up piggy backing on a hacker conference, met some bretty cool people.

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>>124625198
Could i claim hereditary citizenship?

>>124625018
You demanded autonomy, you got it, its shit, now you're complaining. You could argue for greater integration with england but liberals dont want that, pretty much no-one wants that because you're too high off the mining boom and your own complacency for realise that a pretty homogenous population of 80million whites, even if 60million live across the globe is better than selling your soul to asia

>>124625198
Nope, you just can, none of that shit required

as long as you're in the commonwealth and have a UK address you can vote and run for office, even could have voted in brexit

>>124625187
Sam Thaiday has managed to piss off all of the left wing just by comparing a game of footy to sex.Probably the only likeable abbo in this country.

>>124625187
murica ruins everything

>>124625276
grandparents were poms, so yep

>>124625274
You sound like a child.

>>124625198
You can only claim hereditary citizenship if you are black.
Englishmen have to go through the regular immigration into PR then citizenship.

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>>124613520
Such a cuck.

>>124613925
FOBS AND KIWIS NEED TO DIE


FOR THE GOODNESS OF AUSTRALIA.

FUCK FOBS , GO PLAY YOUR SHITTY GUITAR IN THE SEWER CUNT

>>124624830
Yeah Murdoch owns it

Sam Dastyaris video was pretty funny, Labor are too retarded to be trusted much though.

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>>124625426
I HONESTLY WANT TO LIKE BILL SHORTEN BUT HE KEEPS SWALLOWING BLUE PILLS LIKE A KEK

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>>124625586
>I HONESTLY WANT TO LIKE BILL SHORTEN
Why?

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Daily Reminder possums

>>124623133
He is, definitively, the only voice of reason that pierces the mass media.

>>124625628
He has bigger tits than my missus.

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>>124613520
here you go, have a maori construction worker. representative.

>>124625586
>WANNA LIKE BILL SHORTEN

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>124625095
That's fucked. There isn't any alternative? What state is that mate?

Shorten is like the nickelback of oz politics. Fake as fuck. Stands for nothing.

>>124624023
Pure liberty.
Basically AnCaps but with roads.
>>124624200
They've had more say in the senate over the last 4 years than Labor, thanks to their minority position.

>>124616194
THE GREAT MEME WAR REACHES THE SHORES OF AUSTRALIA, WE MUST MEME LATHAM TO THE TOP

>>124625637
delete this

>>124625779
NOT DIVERSE ENOUGH
REEE

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>>124625637
ew

>>124625101
>Actually Nationalism is a left wing concept.
Its a mix actually, of the "fuck you I got mine" mentality of the right with the egalitarianism of the left
>Having a nation allows you to have power in the hands of the many instead of the few.
cant see your point
>Also the profit motive gets people interacting with each other, the argument for a philanthropic society is self contradictory as exemplified by the amount of charity work done by people have resources removed as a factor from their lifes (People on the dole) when compared to people who are doing philanthropic works as part of their PR.
Literally none of that is the case. Philanthropy and charity is due to culture mainly, which is influenced by economic system. Case in point, in victorian england there was a great drive to look after the poor, as a sort of backlash against industrial capitalism. It the time is was fairly common for people to give surprisingly large chunks of their income to charities for orphans and the poor, despite not earning as much back then (adjusted for inflation) as they do now. Middle class artisans and workers sometimes would give up to 10% of their income to charity, not out of material gain, but because their culture expected them too, i.e profit motive had not completely run amok, and community still existed.

>>124625637
We want you to do this. Stop shitposting and get the party going.

>>124625779
>white country has white ads
REEEEEEEEEE

How long till people demand niggers be on Home and Away and Neighbours?

>>124625426
>fuck manufacturing we need more inner city poofter baristas

>>124625861
No halt or reduction to immigration. Possibly even an increase. But you can still blow your hands off in your garage mucking around with firecracker gun powder.

Why not I give Lib Dems one of my earlier senate position votes.

>>124625823
Cucktoria. Fortunately I drive 95% of the time.

>>124625218
Go look at the NHVS or the NFA.
They are massive, concerted efforts that required billions of dollars in pandering and lobbying from the federal government, because only the states has the power to implement them - and even then, each state has a slightly different version.

States have ridiculous executive power under our constitution, its just a shame that they're headed by cucks.
The last premier to openly challenge federal jurisdiction was fucking Gallop, shame he was a lefty.

>>124625379
You sound like a pretty boring person.

Latham on Bolt report in 5 mins to talk about joining the LDP.

Now we just need Buckley elected in QLD & a good female figure and the movement will be on a fuckin role with Bernardi's group in a loose coalition.

I actually like that Family First are chucking in an anti-welfare kenyan woman who is immune to PC bullshit, you literally can't pull the victim card against her and she'll join up with Cory eventually she just needs to get her bearings and Cory + Leyonhjelm will extend their hands to help her out.

Good times lads.

>>124622745

Talking loud means he is right and funny don't you know.

>>124620606
i rate 2/10.

i like david's "liberty all the time" approach, but i disagree with the ideological notion that freedoms can't be taken away.

crime, dangers to personal safety, and invaders by their very nature deprive the native population of liberty. saying that "people have the liberty to move to any country they want, and do there what ever they want" is like saying "people have the freedom to choose a cage".

On a more practice note, "liberty of movement" is completely impractical. even if we just accept the crimes against citizens as "acceptable, just part of living", it's economically unsustainable to treat these criminals humanely. The death penalty will have to come back, and the terms of it's use expanded.

Dont get me wrong, im 100% behind re-instituting the death penalty, but only for rapists and pedos. expanding death penalty to say "any non-citizen charged with a crime that cannot be imprisoned on another countries bill" is an authoritarian overreach.

so i think that some of david's ideological libertarianism over-steers into the other direction, if you will.

>>124625637
Lel. Spotting a wog is almost like spot the Aussie these days. I remember when you cunts were all hoons and you were basically the gangster niggers. Now you're just insignificant dorks.

>>124626334
>she'll join up with Cory eventually
They probably don't want her to. She'd have to go first on the AC SA Senate ticket at the next election. Cory probably has someone else in mind he'd rather be there.

>>124625304
On the contrary, I don't think autonomy is shit. I want more autonomy and true sovereignty. Have done since well before the mining boom.

>>124625586
That's the most fucked up thing I've seen all day Anon

>>124626440
>On the contrary, I don't think autonomy is shit. I want more autonomy and true sovereignty. Have done since well before the mining boom.
Why? You would be selling yourself to Asia completely, your white heritage will go completely down the shitter as you sever your links to europe and your national values as a result of your colonial past will be used against you to promote immigration.

>>124626423
Not necessarily? Remember he amalgamated Family First making her an independent but he's asked her to join she's just not ready to declare just yet.

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what are we gonna do for the budget, goys?
probs too boring for a livestream party rofl
should at least be prepared to for discussion

>>124626630
Discussion defs, they're doing a lot good/bad which is more than can be said than election time which was minimal and vague.

>>124621497
Ain't that what Sheepshaggastan is for? One way gate across the ditch to the end of the ewnaverse.

>>124626392
>The Liberal Democrats would increase opportunities to live and work in Australia

Just awful.

If you saw leyonhelm on the street you'd just think yeah righto another boomer cunt that got his house for 50 bucks now he thinks he's king shit and wants infinite money no matter what happens to the less fortunate, and you'd be right.

>>124626622
m8 that is all a bit of a fluff. If you read between the lines, it is clear they know she won't be a team player and will not be worth the bother. they don't want her.

I'm loving Andrew Bolts tie aye.

>>124626729
new zealand isnt expendable

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>Live in sydney, most of my rides from work to home and vice versa are comfy and unpopulated beyond the occasional bum, or SEA

Y'all faggots need to leave the city. Sydney is a beautiful place on it's outskirts.

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Latham might just kill himself over this lads

>>124626916
the problem is "the outskirts" continually keep moving outwards.

>>124626334
>Now we just need Buckley elected in QLD
What are his policies besides WEED?

>>124627017
>I'm leaving and will never return, you have abandoned the idea of representing Australian born Australian citizens.
>REEEEE YOURE BANNED REEEEE

>>124627017
Oooh, thems fightin words. That'll just cement him further right than he's already come. One thing about Latham is you go him he goes harder, should work out well for LDP if he runs. He'll bring some people over from Labor so that's always nice.

>>124627017
I'M NUCLEAR!

>>124627056
LDP through and through, he sounds a bit more sensible than David so he's a bit more of a likeable voice.

>>124625804
>>WANNA LIKE BILL SHORTEN
>>124625628
>>124625586


nah i get that. i want to be able to proudly vote labor like the days of yore, but fuck daniel andrews, and fuck how much shorten likes him.

>>124627258
David is peak sensibility, just he knows how to trigger the mass media and get free advertising.

LDP has spent fuck all in advertising, but how many times are they featured on the news because Leyonhjelm is raising shit and dropping cunts?

The more people they piss off, the more people that look him up, and by extension the LDP - some find that the party resonates with their beliefs and start voting for them.

LDP has a seat in WA, which was by far the hardest centralist region - we just don't get meme parties in power here, they should make a big splash in QLD.

>tfw my mum is a labor MP

>>124627589
he should really get on q&a and dispense some redpills

>>124622789
https://medium.com/leyonhjelm/budget-2017-foreign-citizens-get-15bn-in-welfare-cbcb8418aca5
>Foreigners get $15bn in welfare payments
This needs more attention.

based leyonhjelm

>>124627524
this guy gets it

>>124627675
name her

>>124625637
100% true. people dont get this. irish, slavs, and truk-slavs built this country. were not a 'country of immigrant' we're a country of indentured labourers.

>>124627675
Paint yourself up in blackface and rape her until she's on board.

>>124627693
Mate, they won't let him on Q&A, he just ruins lefty cunts.

>>124622372
Fuck yes! I'll need some bantz to use on twatter.
Also gonna try and call in after the show to drop some 'wifes son' may mays

>>124624830
murdoch is right wing by australian standards, but a massive left by global standards.

was the person that accused you of being a horrible right-winger a massive cuck of and F G T?

>>124627717
what the fuck? How can non-citizens not even living here get benefits?

>>124627793
Well, we're a country of people who came here and worked hard to put a roof over their heads and food on their family's table.

Ask any Italian how their family got there, 9/10 times the patriarch of the family came over on his own and worked his guts out to get him family over here - no welfare involved.
There's a reason half of Australian industry is owned by Italian immigrants.

Who here /LDP/?

>labor is officially racist for not including enough shit skins in their ad

Feral cunts like this come out of the wood works to have a winge there are too many white people, then cry the hardest when the get barebacked by luddite coalition MPs. Fuck them, they have the government they have earned.

>>124627960
>Italian

yeah ill give em credit.

my grandfather-in-law has a million and one stories about working on the dams and such.

he was telling me that all the wogs thought they were in interment-style labor camps cause the food was meat+veg, and no wog food.

>>124627963
i like him and i like that he responds to all his emails.

id like to give him preference, but his immigration is pretty cucked.

>>124628245
You wouldn't get meat at an internment camp.

those filthy wogs had probably never even had fresh meat before they came here.

>>124621708
Thank god you haven't been exposed to the Transperth Storm Trooper Battalion. Bus driver gives you the wrong ticket? You are pretty much fucked.

They don't care about the drunken lunatics though. Completely ignore them. No point in dealing with them as you can't extort money out of them.

>>124628326
>his immigration is pretty cucked
His immigration policy is an expression of an overall ideology, and it is that ideology which is cucked (and fucked and gay) at core.

He is an adherant of an impossible, autistic, Jewish ideology. He is useless for anything other than the odd meme.

>>124628245
Kek, I honestly live older wogs - third gens not so much.

>>124628326
>Charge entrance tax for migrants.
>Eliminate welfare for noncitizens/persons without proven long term contributions to Australian society.
Boom, no more niggers/indians/chinks.

>>124622745
YA KNOW WHHHATTT REEEAALLYYYY GRIUNNSS MIII GGEEEAAHHHSS?!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbp6umQT58A

>>124628456
I once had the cops throw a drunken abo onto the train I was riding because they didn't want to deal with him.

>>124627675

work in her office and leak shit

>>124628702
>I once had the cops

Bet Transperth did jack shit despite having the same arrest powers in WA.

>>124627793
So then why attack the whites fighting the system?
The only reason we have immigrants is because they're unwilling to fight the system in their home countries.

>>124628597
the part i dont like is that illegals can get in on bail.

more of my thoughts:
>>124626392

>>124628788
You bet, I must admit, u was a bit fucked up after a heavy night and nearly got into a fight with him, drunk me being a white knight and all (he was trying to hit on a white chick who desperately trying to ignore him).
My friend dragged me off at the next station before I did something retarded and the chick jumped off with us.

>>124627675
TEMPLEMAN

>>124628622
hughsie is always out of his depth. he's a b12 deficient retard. people only think he's funny because they think working class accents are funny. good on him for working it; but my fucking god is he a retard.

>almost 10% of the welfare budget ($15b) is going to foreign non-citizens

Wtf. Good on Leyonhjelm for digging this up.

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>>124629074
imo he's a better journalist than most aussie journalists.