/feg/ - FRENCH ELECTIONS GENERAL

>>124444062
Drum roll please?

Will the world fall to tyranny and nationalism, or ride through the ashes as the global elites take hold.

Rollin' for Le Pen.

There is so much disgusting grey/pink/red on that map.

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Sorry, but not this time.

France doesn't have a fraudulent election system, and they don't have rural uneducated hillbillies.

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YOU HAVE BEEN BLOWN A KISS BY LE PEN!

QUICK, ANON! GET DIGITS TO CATCH IT!

digits for le pen

t minus 10 hours until polls start closing

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Reminder that Macron will win this round, but lose the war.

#2022

do you think the don voters will switch to le pen instead of macron?

>>124444444
fuck

>>124444302
Notice me, Mommy Le Pen!!

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Steady your breathing, focus your mind on the goal, and with great courage free all of France from the false song of globalism. SHADILAY!!! SHADIFUCKINGLAY!!!

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Je poste ce drapeau français dans ce thread pour une victoire de Marine Le Pen!

>>124444490
AYYYYYYY LMAO

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go lepen

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EUROPE MUST BE UNKEKED

>>124444302
>>124444302
I wish you would win Le Pen

Le Pen is an Islamophobic racist bigot so out of principle I'm voting Macron

>>124444952
>America
Unless you're using a VPN/Proxy, you aren't voting for anyone.

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>>124444062

Bonne chance

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>>124444458
honestly most likely, but Le pen still has a good chance

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They are voting now, correct?

>>124445076

Not necessarily, France lets every one of their citizens vote, even the ones who don't live in France. I literally know people who have been in France for maybe a few days but are French citizens who can vote in French elections, just because they're married to French immigrants

>>124445217
Yes, it started an hour ago.

Idk for overseas and meme islands

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its over

>>124445076
See >>124445311

Get rekt faggot burger

>>124445906

Quand même, montre-nous des preuves

>>124444301
>France doesn't have a fraudulent election system
except when they hand people torn Le Pen ballots and then don't count them

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>>124444302
Digits for catching that sweet kiss

>>124445989
>Une feuille

>>124444062
>French election

AfricaItalianSpanishPortugueseVietnamese election*

Fixed that for you.

>>124446223

Quelque chose que google translate ne pourrait pas produire svp

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>>124444301
You're going to see a miracle tonight. Go fuck yourself cunt >>124444444

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>>124444587
Or else Achmed will fill you with his "Hamon"

>>124444062
>Most departments are blue

So Le Pen wins probably? Educate me on the french electorial system.

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>>124444302
i deserve that kiss plz mommy sama

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>>124447340
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAALOOK AT THIS FAGET POSTING HIS DEAD MEME THINKING IT WILL CHANGE ANYTHING

/pol/ LOSES! FRANCE WINS!

FRANCE DECIDED TO SEIZE THEIR OWN DESTINY AND NOT BE THE PAWNS OF RUSSIA AND THEIR KLEPTOCRACY!

NOW YOU'RE IN COMPLETE DAMAGE CONTROL SEEING AS YOUR 'MEME MAGIC' IS NOTHING BUT A COMPLETE FRAUD!

AND YOU THINK THIS IS A COPY PASTA WHEN IT'S MORE ORGANIC THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE BEEN APART OF!

PRAISE KEK? MORE LIKE PRAISE KRAP!

AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH


LE PEN LOST!

FASCISM LOST!

TRUMP LOST! (AGAIN!)

/pol/ LOST!

REDDIT LOST!

KEK IS A FRAUD AND LOST

PEPE IS A FRAUD AND LOST


AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

YOUR MEMES ARE ALL STOLEN AND SHIT, AND LOST!

ALL THE DIGITS IN THE WORLD WON'T SAVE YOU AS YOUR LOSE!

THIS IS THE FIRST DOMINO TO FALL AGAINST YOU AND YOUR RUSSIAN MASTERS!

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>124444301
>don't have rural uneducated hillbillies.
They do, actually. Every country has a working class that the left hates so much

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>>124444302

CATCHED

>>124444302
IT SHALL BE MINE!

>>124447819
Thanks for giving me the copypasta to filter

Anyone else got money on her winning?

>>124444301

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_profonde

>>124444302
Merci beaucoup!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5E3aP5aCbc

It's been awhile since /pol actually did something. Should we? I mean there must be all those SJW comment boards on this on some media site. Seems like dry tinder for some fanfare.

I don't know who to vote. Should I go with Macron?

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>>124444302

TRUPZ AND I CATCH HER PUSSY SQUIRTS

>>124448114
>>124444444
Le Pen

Le Pen will win by 15%

Macron will be forced to change his wife's diapers in a box on the street

The Pope will jump from St Peters

>>124448243
I have 50k on Macron though. Gonna vote for him

>>124448382
Could you not even attempt to wait for a bigger get?

>>124444302
me me!

>>124448393
How unfortunate.

>>124448229
Please tell me this is photoshopped

also wtf drumpf, nice cock holster

>>124444302
<3

>>124444302
Allahu Akbar

>>124448546
A fucking sand nig

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>>124444302

DIGITS CATCH

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>>124447819
>There the ShareBlue shill sat typing furiously
>His massive girth quaked in rhythm to the angry desperate typing
>Yet deep down he knew he didn't believe his own words
>He was a living fraud
>His masters at the company hated him calling him "nerd virgin" while he made $10 an hour
>The devastation of Hillary's loss had hit him
>They had felt invincible before
>But now like a wounded animal they were desperate for any sign of light at the end of the tunnel
>They lashed out, typing barely literate gibberish in a fury
>The shill's cheetoh stained fingers glided across the keyboard gracefully
>But inside he was preparing to die another death
>He braced to lose yet again

>>124444302
Mommy!

>>124444062
Good luck French bros.

>>124444302
m-mummy?

>>124448431
I mean, her fate is sealed already.
>>124444444

I have this sinking feeling that she's gonna lose
I want her to win but this is France after all

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>>124444062

>Macron
>pop-up campaign and party is really a coalition of the mainstream leftist and rightist parties
>using it to shut out the FN / Le Penis
>just like they did with her dad
>frenchies fall for this shit
>mainstream parties don't even take the flack for the stich-up
Well done France.
Had your chance
>ya_blew_it.exe

>>124448645
lol

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>>124444587
>>124447447

CHECKED

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>>124448520

white men have big penises

>>124444302
Prendez mon energie, madame Le pen!

>>122222222

Is there a price to pay for victory?

>>124444062
>Exit polls from Belgium and Switzerland
what?

>>124444302

I love older women

>>124444302
Can I have?

>>124448950
Expat voters?

>>124444302
nobodys catching it, who is it for wth?

>>124444302
mommy!

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>>124444302
It's for me. Kiss me mummy I made you a meme

>>124444302
That's meant for me. Thanks babe.

>>124444302

*redirects kiss into mecca, destroying it*

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>>124449633

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>>124449633
couldn't be more perfect, well done anon.

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>>124449633
A FUCKING EMU!

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>>124444301
>France doesn't have a fraudulent election system
Good goyim

>>124449633
Down-under cunt pulls through for mankind.
What is it about a spider-filled, snake-crawling desert that inspires people for top bantz?

>>124444302
THANKS BABE

GOOD LUCK OUT THERE
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY WINNER

>>124449988
And suddenly CHECKED!

It still boggles my mind that retards here think Le Pen has a chance. As if our elections are even remotely similar in terms of how votes are counted. You dipshits are in for a rude awakening.

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>>124449988

>>124450143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNNZCKg4RpE

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>>124450143
Yeah, we've never heard this before lmao

if doubles, LePen will lose. KEK dwills it!

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>>124444302
VIVE LE PEN

>>124444458
Yeah, the OP's map tells you all you need to know. Le Pen can at best hope for 45%, but she's not going away, because everybody knows Macron will be Hollande 2.0 but worse.

>>124450280
Trump won every debate.
Lepen was shit at every debate

>>124444302
P-pls give me a kiss Le Pen

>>124450527
Zat I.D. hon hon hon!

>>124444302
gimme mama lepen kissies

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>>124450471
>not knowing the Trump effect

Lots of people won't tell anyone they're voting Le Pen that actually will. They just don't want to tell anyone because they'll start sperging out "OMG UR LITERALLY NAZI HITLER!!!!!!!!"

You faggots are going to be wondering what happened when this all ends. Let someone smarter than you explain. Normal working class people are scared of Muslims and Le Pen is the only one that will even address the problem. They may have been bullied by leftist shitbags into silence. But their vote will speak loud.

>>124444062
Paris and Bretagne are a fucking disgrace.

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>>124449633
nice

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>People seriously think Le Pen can win

Hey I'm all for her but lets not delude ourselves

>>124450805

T H I C C

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>>124450723
i wish you'd have gotten cool digs.

rollin for you.

>>124444302
Check em m'lady

>>124447819
>1 post by this ID

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>>124449633

>>124444062
based frogger ty for informative post

>>124450723
Anon, I don't think you understand what's the current issue with elections.

You don't really have left vs right nowadays. Just look at France. "Right Winger" is protectionist and socialist, "Left Winger" is free marketer.

The defining things here are that Le Pen voters got shafted by globalism while Macron's voters profited from it.

Take Parisians as an example. Sure the crime in Paris is a problem. Sure tourist areas are besieged by gypsies. Sure there are literally islamic districts of it. For the Parisian voters though it's all good. They don't live in tourist areas, they don't live in heavily-immigrant neighbourhoods. For them globalism means that they have 20 different ethnic restaurants in the same city and real Vietnamese/Algierians/Moroccans/Gabonians/we are cooking there. For them it means they have easier access to cocaine or heroine through muslim drug dealers, so they can party like mad. For them it means that they can hop on every colour of cock or get into every colour of pussy for the night. That they're paying less for services of immigrant plumbers or electricians or gardeners or whatever. That's why Californians love their spics so much.

The French working class doesn't live in Paris anymore. Same happens in London - only black cab drivers are actual English/British guys, otherwise there are almost no working class Britons here.

Pushed away from big cities(hubs which profit from globalism the most), those people start supporting people like Le Pen.

The deal is that Macron's or Hollande's policies are centralising the "wealth distribution" around metropolitan areas even further. As such more and more people will support Le Pen as time passes by, but as for now, there are still many people, especially in regions like Bretagne which didn't experience massive "enrichment" yet.

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>>124449549

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>>124444167
wtf I'm a Schulzzug now

>>124444302
!!!

>>124448393
I'd pay 50k for Le Pen to win

>>124444302
Smack

>>124444302
Digits for France!

>>124447842
The left keeps forgetting that there are actual human beings who wash their cars, wait their tables, cook their food, mow their grass, clean their pools. It's why they will lose. But please, Libs, keep calling them hillbillies, I'm sure that will convince them to come to your side

>>124444302
hon hon! bon ami!

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it didn't have to be like that

>>124444062
C
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M U M M Y

>>124451640
Pretty much this.

The vapid and degenerate nature of the contemporary metropolis is quite depressing.

>>124444458
We have to use every failure of Macron as pro-populist propaganda.

>>124444302
Oh noooo

>>124444062
Can somebody overlay the OP map with the areas that have high muslim %

>>124444302
Hi mummy

>>124444302
ROLL

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>>124444302
Hope it's me

>>124455222
Checked! Even more gets.

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Are Nige is praying right now, I'm sure.

>>124444444

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Don't worry too much France, you've survived worse.

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>>124444062
Fucking breton cuck
Fucking catharre
CROISADE DES ALBIGEOIS 2 WHEN?

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/pol/ on suicide watch

Any fellow leftist liberals dissatisfied with how the cucked leftist establishment has ruined progressive ideas like same-sex marriage, euthanasia etc. by importing backwards thinking half-apes adhering to an ideology that is incompatible with basic human rights?

I honestly wish there was a party that is against muslim immigration and forced PC culture, while at the same time promoting actual liberal ideas instead of pandering to inbred uneducated conservative retards or christcucks by shilling ''family values'' and similar bullshit.

>>124460240
yes, I am also going full right wing in desperation over it, as long as left wing parties pander to retarded inbred mudshits I will never ever vote for them again, I want to read left wing articles how this retard religion should be wiped out and not how the head scarf is actually really great and feminist and all, also seeing how they now literally flood us with these "people" I can't vote any of the government parties anymore, since they were to cowardly and greedy to stop it and I can't let myself vote for any party that advocates that this was somehow a good idea, despite all the negative things it immediately brought and all the negative things it will still bring. That only leaves the far right FPÖ, which is okay, because it seems to be the new workers party anyway and I am after all a low intelligence worker pleb that can't possible understand the advantages of not having borders and laws, so how can I vote for a party that does, surely they all are far too intelligent and patrician for my vote.

>>124444301
>France doesn't have a fraudulent election system, and they don't have rural uneducated hillbillies.

You fuckint retard. You guys TOOK your presidential election system from US.

>>124461490
that guy you replied to is a leftie shill who is getting pulled in to /pol/ but hasn't taken the redpill yet, ignore him

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>>124447819
>>YOUR MEMES ARE ALL STOLEN AND SHIT

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>>124444062
Does pic related means that people are voting more in the regions where lePen won 1st turn or the opposite? kinda confused my the "abstention" map title

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GO PEN GO GO GO

>>124444302
mummy

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Go and vote frenchies, she has to win

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>>124444302
TAKE MY MEME POWER LE PEN

MACRON WILL NOT DIVIDE US

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>>124444490

>>124464407
Praise Kek

>>124444302
gei wo

>email leaks
>lower voter turnout than usual
happening again...

>>124444302
Fug ddd rollin

Ive never seen anywhere else that they announce the winner as fact within 10 minutes of the polling stations close

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>>124444062
I bet 555.55€

She better wins

Guys, Le Pen insider here. Things are going great, Marine is winning this by a landslide. Stay comfy at home and relax, don't worry about voting

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>>124444302
Give it to moi

>>124466241
Thanks Spain, you always were trustworthy

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>>124444302

>>124466189
Sorry that you missed out on Brexit on Trump but Le Pen will not win this

You should have bet on Trump when I told you to do

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Exit polls from a Swiss polling institutes http //radiolondres.eu/resultats-en-avance-de-la-presidentielle-francaise/

It's fucking closer than everybody thought and definitely winnable now

So 25 minutes until results?

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>>124466497
Jokes on you Hans, I made over 4k with the Trump victory.

>>124444302
thanks yummy mummy

>>124466576
Sorry disregard. I looked at the wrong time.

>>124466576
8pm CET the election ends. I don't expect vaild numbers before 10-11pm

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***BREAD THEME***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0

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She will never, EEEEEEVEEEEEEEER win
It's his turn

>>124466673
12 more hours then.

>>124466553
SHY LE PEN VOTERS TAKE MY ENERGY

>>124466806
No, 6 hours 20 minutes for exit polls

>>124466806
More like 8-9 hours

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Hope France wins this but unfortunately I cannot see it.

As with Germany later this year, this is probably an election cycle too soon for Le Pen and /ourguys/

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>>124466928
>this is probably an election cycle too soon for Le Pen and /ourguys/
Le Pen can make it. In Germany nothing will change before 2021 or 2025

>>124444302
easy

>>124467019
Is there any hope that Germany can survive?

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>>124466553
C'MON FRANCE YOU CAN DO IT

>>124444444

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eJ2kxSXmU
WE'RE DOING IT LADS SHE WILL WIN

>>124467104
We are running out of time. If nothing change in the next 10-15 years we are doomed. But till then there is still hope and more and more germans waking up lately.

The biggest problem here is that germans really believe in Mainstream-Media and swallow any kind of lefties propaganda.

>>124467326
Yeah no offense but you are literally the most cucked nation I've ever seen, and I live in Ireland, which is getting similar.

Do you think you'll have to have a war?

any baguettes have an actual percentage estimated for le pens win? the (((official estimate))) is 35% I believe. but we know how that went for trump.

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>>124444062

Allo allo /pol/

Listen Very Carefully, I Shall Say This Only Once:

Vive la France! Vive la résistance! Vive la révolution!

Vive Le Pen!

Adieu.

>>124444444

>>124467461
http ://radiolondres.eu/resultats-en-avance-de-la-presidentielle-francaise/

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>>124467125
Guys guys I don't want to get nervous but

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>>124467499
LET'S GOOO
CHECK 'EM

>>124467558
>http ://radiolondres.eu/resultats-en-avance-de-la-presidentielle-francaise/
is that shit legit. I thought people weren't allowed to report on the polls until they close?

>>124467421
At this point, my money is on WW3 igniting between the EU using its shiny new multinational army to keep somebody from getting the hell out.

>>124444301
>France doesn't have a fraudulent election system
https://medium.com/@nicolasgregoire/pas-avant-le-deuxi%C3%A8me-tour-593526d58a2a
TL;DR France totaly has a fraudulent election system that protects Macron.

>>124467606
French media aren't allowed, but this is Swiss (allegedly). There aren't any info on the site though, how many places are they polling, etc.

>>124467606
suisses means Swiss, only French companies aren't allowed to talk about it

>>124467606
it's "exit polls"apparently
wouldnt put too much faith in it
better than nothing i guess

TAKE MY ENERGY FRANK >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

>>124467714
Isn't Eastern France the most Le Pen leaning?

>>124467606
it says first round though

>tfw no pixelated painters from the guardian

Frenchies how is Macron's 24 year older wife looked like in France?

>>124467897
It is, I live here and in my town Le Pen was a comfortable first in the first round, even more comfortable in other towns.

France is shit and will never going to be as Great as Britain. Macron is winning easy.

I will laugh at you faggots so much when based Macron destroys Le Penpf by 65-35

>>124468029
Fuck off Navalny

>>124467980
She looks the same in France. People's appearances do not change as they cross national borders

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HAPPENING

>>124467919
>2e tour
>1st round

>>124468085
source?

>>124444302
ai gf deux?

>>124467606
apparently swiss polls, and they accurately predicted the first turn, but eh

>>124468178
http://radiolondres.eu/resultats-en-avance-de-la-presidentielle-francaise/

>>124468085
These numbers are fabricated, frog you should know better than this.

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Madame la presidente, TAKE MY ENERGY

Macron will win so easily it's not even funny

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>>124468085
THE FUTURE IS GLORIOUS

>>124468087
My bad, had to reload.

>>124468255
There was never much hope. Only a fool's hope

>>124468074

lmao

>>124468271
GO AWAY NAVALNY

From the people that brought you "Chump The BLUMPF Infinitely Slammed By This Amazing Video" and "Top Ten Reasons Britain Will Never Leave The EU By A Syrian Refugee", "Fascist Le Pen Blasted By Independent Macron In Three Clicks!"

>>124444302
Awooo!

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>>124468085
LE BEN TAKE MY ENERGY

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Take my energy Le Pen!

Monseigneur President

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Take the power, Marine. May Kek show us proof in the emails that Macaroni is indeed gay

>>124444062
IT'S HER TURN!

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>tfw too excited to go to bed

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>>124468085

DRONE HER!

NOW

I promised to get a girlfriend if Le Pen wins. But, thankfully, it's not going to happen.

>>124444302
MUMMY

>>124468634
Dodged a bullet.

>>124468634
Kek promised gf for all before the end of 2017.

Based Macron, take my energy to not let that putinist whore win.

>>124444302
Le Pen wins Trump starts WW3.

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The power of KEK is overwhelming, 4chan created a god and he is going to punish the infidels!

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>>124444062
DO IT FROGS!

>>124468765
i'd like to see the cap for that, please, as i'm dangerously close to becoming a wizard.

She's not going to win

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>>124468880
LIAR

>>124444302
Gimme luck and kiss

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>>124468880

>>124444302
Eww

>>124468880
lmao. ofc not. they are selling her as hitler2. so it would be ridiculous

>>124444302
please french queen may i acquire a kiss

if Le Pen loses I am deleting my loli folder

>>124444302
HNNNGH!

if le penn loses i will idk not jerk off for a month

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>>124444302
A kiss for a frog from a princess...Who also is a frog as in French. .. That's kind of funny.

Okay, so far people who have cheered for Le Pen are from other countries than France
Those who have said that they support Le Pen but they know that she's not going to win come from French flags
Those who don't support Le Pen also come from French flags

I see a pattern here. Those who support her don't matter and those who know that she's not going to win are actual French people

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>>124468872
Sorry no cap. You will have to believe.

>>124469382
shut up finland go get invaded by the ussr for the 16th time this century

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steamy meme straight off the stove

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>>124451444

>>124444302

>>124444444

If France elects Macron then it deserves every rape and terrorist attack it gets.

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>>124469460
>This century
Fucking American education AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>124444302
pls madame

>>124444302
Macron will lose by less than 2%

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>>124469469
wait fixed

>>124469587
>when dumb Finnish person takes obvious overstatement as actually what i think

>>124469587
>top universities
>Finland nowhere to be found
Come back when relevant

>>124469587
you have awoken a beast finland

>>124469587
>he can't grasp the american's superior l'esprit

fuckin mongoloid

Finland hate thread anyone?

>>124469777
>I was pretending to be a retard
Doesn't work anymore. Admit it, you're single digit IQ mongrel

Have rolled for Le Pen.

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>>124444302
>she will kiss a dub privileged anon

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>>124469705

DEATH.

solution to everything.

OH FUG IT'S HAPPENING: LOUVRE BEING EVACUATED
> https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/macron-campaign-courtyard-outside-louvre-museum-where-candidate-plans-to-celebrate-evacuated-after-security-alert/2017/05/07/214d9906-3317-11e7-ab03-aa29f656f13e_story.html
> https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3501578/drama-on-french-election-day-as-macrons-celebration-base-at-louvre-evacuated-over-security-fears/
> http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/police-evacuate-area-outside-louvre-museum-in-paris-over-security-alert-a3532626.html

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>>124469897
I'm in.

Macaroni is going to win.

This was Europe's last chance to save itself.

And it failed.

Ladies and gentlemen, bow before the invincible Rothschilds.

>>124469795
>You
>Top universities
You're best at brainwashing students into being communists, I admit that. However, otherwise they're garbage. In fact, if I called myself a communist I would get a job as a teacher there

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>>124470066
is it rllly habbening? and what is dis anyho

>>124469891
>The superior l'esprit
One too many articles there don't ya think?

last two numerals is Macron's result in percents

>>124469936
>calling me autistic
>cant grasp simple obvious comedic overstatement
fuck off missing 12 chromosomes mongoloid

LE PEN WINS AIN

>>124470262
seems fair

>>124470262
pretty accurate

in five and a half bongs - 8pm in france we get the sample votes which are accurate, anything before then is a normal exit poll or internet poll

Pollsters choose 200 voting stations from around the country, including rural and urban areas which are carefully chosen to be as representative as possible of the whole country.

These polling stations selected are among those that close early at 7pm. An official registers a large number of sample ballots for each candidate. The data is then processed through a sophisticated software that makes the necessary adjustments for past results and other variables before producing a national estimate on the voting tally

>>124470262
wrong

what time in burgerland will we know results? Do i have time for more rosaries at church today for her?

>>124470455
Another 6 hours or so.

FRESH BREAD :

>>124470520
>>124470520
>>124470520


>>124470455
it's in the op you fat burger

>>124470066
meanwhile in Dystopian France, 90% of people don't have a clue about #MacronLeaks and press still publish on the gathering for celebrating 'victory' tonite:
http://www.lefigaro.fr/elections/presidentielles/2017/05/05/35003-20170505ARTFIG00233-pourquoi-emmanuel-macron-a-choisi-le-louvre-pour-feter-son-eventuelle-victoire.php

I just came back from the voting booth in a PS base city! There was literally no one waiting in line, this is very good for Le Pen.

a: the gets keep coming stronger
a: i cantbelieve she will get elected but that would be amazingballs
b: either way the eu is screwed
a: why
a: macron is a eu lackey
a: worse, a banksters lackey
b: exactly
a: that reinforces the eu
b: he's so extreme it angers people
a: yeah
a: that's my hope
b: britain would not have voted to leave if juncker hadn't become president
a: the cucks who vote against their interest will live to regret it
a: intredasting
b: if macron seriously tries to push his meme of sanctions against poland and hungary for not taking refugees
b: then boland might be the next to leave the eu

LE PEN WINS AISNE

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I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

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>>124444062
this is nice country

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>>124470800

>>124444302
Le Pen wins and Merkel loses

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>>124444302
thanks for the kiss, now go and win this election.

LE PEN WINS ALLIER

>>124444302

>>124471029
>Merkel loses
Please not.

Do you even know what the alternative is?

>>124471077
Jelly.

>>124444302
DIGITS GET

Hope Marine Le Pen will make the best score she can. 40% would be really nice.
This is just the beginning of the nationalism in rance

>>124471150
I feel sorry for you, Kraut. Schultz is the most jewish man I've ever seen. Bibi is the actual PM of Israel and he looks less Jewish than Schultz.

LE PEN WINS ALPES-DE-HAUTE-PROVINCE

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>>124444302
Here!

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>>124470444

>>124471363
Its quite ironc, that most of the western world is going further and further to the right, while in Germany the left grows even stronger.

>>124471550
How does this happen? I'd expect at least Merkel to have gone up in polls, even if she is cuckservatism incarnate. Does your media just pretend there's no refugee crisis at all? Does nobody read or watch anything else?

LE PEN WINS HAUTES-ALPES

Why would Brittany vote for Macron?

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>>124444062

J'ai une excellente idée: si vous pensez toujours que vous voulez voter pour Macaroni & Cheese, réfléchissez au sujet de votre avenir. Accédez à 4chan et attendez les threads REKT mettant en vedette de nombreuses images d'ISIS meurtrières telles que des homosexuels supposés qui sont jetés des toits, des décapitations d'adolescents et d'autres personnes innocentes. Après avoir regardé les threads ISIS REKT, faites des recherches sur les meurtres d'honneur. À titre d'exemple: récemment un musulman a assassiné sa propre soeur après sa rentrée d'être kidnappé. Alors qu'elle a été enlevée, elle a été violée par des super-héros musulmans. Quand elle est rentrée à la maison, son frère l'a assassinée parce qu'elle était une «putain» et que son temps de victime de viol a fait honte à sa famille. Les musulmans. Après avoir lu beaucoup d'autres histoires inspirantes sur la façon dont les musulmans traitent leurs femmes cessent de lire pendant un certain temps et vont trouver d'autres threads ISIS REKT. Ensuite, allez à liveleak et regardez les vidéos de meurtres ISIS. Ensuite, pensez profondément avant de voter pour Macron. Voulez-vous que l'islam entre dans votre vie pour toujours? Voulez-vous l'islam et ses influences soudent de plus en plus de pouvoir politique? Un vote pour Macron est un vote pour l'islam et un vote pour le terrorisme et un vote pour le cancer.

>>124444302
what a cutie

j'adore

how long until the polls close?

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Frogfag reporting in, praise y'all for your support, I haver few hopes for this cucked to the bone country but i'll fucking believe till the bitter end, wish us good luck in the civil war purge to come

Vive le Roi.

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>>124469777

LE PEN WINS ALPES-MARITIMES

>>124444302

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>>124444302
Are these good enough m-madam?

I don't understand, LePen claims to be against Islam, but most of their Muslims are not from the EU, but from their shit colonies in Africa, what gives? Feels like she has her priorities all wrong.

>>124471657
I actually have no Idea why, or how it is possible that Schulz has any chance.

The only possibility seems to me that a majority of Germans are in complete denial, else it would be completely clear to them that something is going very wrong.

One part are certainly our state run TV-channels, but that can't be everything.

LE PEN WINS ARDÈCHE