Are Brits still butthurt about the revolutionary war?

>>123748630
Are you still butthurt about the Vietnam war?

Dont even learn about it in school nobody cares

not a big part of our history at all, a footnote maybe.

>>123748821
Yeah, its not like you're taught your countries losses in school

Brits are butthurt about losing 1/3 of the entire fucking earth

I'd rather have a pommy than a amerifat being overlord of the planet, now mother Britain is mother shalom allah akbar mohammad jihad derka derka tick tick boom

>>123748630
Are you still butthurt about every single war after WW2?

>>123748989
We lost 2 out of 3 wars we fought against foreign countries yet we are taught about those

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>>123748832
>it wasn't a significant part of our history!
>it was a strategic victory not an evacuation!!
>it was a glorious revolution not a foreign invasion!!!

>>123748832
>losing your empire
>not a big part of your history
lel. this much damage control

>>123748630
Which war is that?

I heard they got it out of their system in 1812.

>>123748630

The only reason anybody here has ever even heard of it is because burgers go on and on about it. Some distant war of which there were a multitude. Irrelevant. It's about as important and pressing to us as the second Anglo-Sikh war.

>>123749305
the one where your former colonists handed your asses to you and sent you packing back across the atlantic

US dollar is the world currency m8

>>123749259
>>123749239
When you look up the numbers you can see how half arsed our reaction to the war was. Shit wasn't worth more than 99 out of our 4000+ ships.

>>123749397
the ones you don't have anymore you mean?

RULE MURRICA! MURRICA RULES THE SEA. UNITED STATES EVER EVER EVER WILL BE FREE

The brits were better at playing the empire game than anyone else and they managed to walk away from it when it was all getting too costly to maintain

Americans have a lot to learn from the brits

>>123749350
We lost. Don't be bitter. King George was a stupid tosser.

The UK nowadays is not even an empire. All they're getting after the Empire past is Indian shitskin pajeet immigrants abusing the laws for the Commonwealth countries.

The USA, in the other hand, literally owns the world in their pockets. The Russian Federation, China, we are an economical colonies of the USA.

However the UK is a the little cosy island with a high cultural level, cultural influence and old good conservative traditions.

>>123749531
>65%

>>123749159
There wasn't a war after WWII. Everything after that was a conflict. If we wanted to "win" these conflicts that would mean killing even more innocent civilians through absolute fire bombing. Could have done it to Vietnam, could have done to Iraq and the entire Middle East. You're just shitty because your country is shite and fucking cold everywhere. Join a real country with multiple biomes and time zones. A country with real power not bullshit European alliances.

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>>123749531
>the ones you don't have anymore you mean?
We binned all but one since shit goes obsolete.

>>123749259
You what? We didn't lose our Empire for another 170+ years after the Revolutionary War... In fact, the British Empire continued to expand for a long time after 1776.

We're not butthurt about it at all. What is there to be butthurt about? You're free, you're doing very well, you're a superpower. We don't want to control you.
We're proud of our national history, but that doesn't mean that we want to go back.

>>123749573
back to the syrup mines, colonist

>>123749573
>getting too costly to maintain
LMAO is that what you believe?

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>>123748630
we're not angry about it. but you know... things would have been better if you had stayed in the empire... But its not as if we like you guys or anything!

>>123749736
>We didn't lose our Empire for another 170+ years after the Revolutionary War
it was the beginning of the end for you. the fatal turning point. wouldnt have happened if you had shown us the proper respect

>>123749951
>it was the beginning of the end for you
We literally expanded and reached our peak at 1920. WW2 was the beginning of the end.

>>123749646
>implying that England isn't 90% Muslim

>>123749736
I think they're just shocked and buthurt that we don't even bother to learn about it, as it's such a tiny part of our history but means everything to them. Cute actually.

>>123749239
>>123749259

>burgers ask about whether we know about an irrelevant half-war 300 odd years ago
>don't like the answer

topkek, it's burger delusions 101. Literally nobody cares. I imagine 95% of people in this country couldn't even tell you what century it happened in.

Do Americans learn about the time they were brutally LEAFED in 1812 after illegally invading us?

>>123749945

Eh. If you think about it, it was either let America go or let it overwhelm the voting power of Britain. And even if you guys somehow managed to hold onto your political power, all your politicians would've basically been swayed by their economic investments in America eventually.

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Glory glory hallelujah! His truth is marching on!

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>>123748821
their mistake to learn and ponder over, not ours.

>>123749951
>it was the beginning of the end for you.

Not at all. The Empire continued to expand massively after the war into India, Africa, Canada, Australia, China, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cB6RirM3ZY
The beginning of the end was probably the Boer War.

There's no doubt that Britain could have handled the conflict better, but at the end of the day there was also a growing` ideological gulf between Britain and the Revolutionaries. Independence (or at least a civil war) was inevitable.

>>123748630
I hope they are. Fuck them and their feelings.

>>123748630
Hell no. Losing gives pomfags a smug sense of moral superiority.

>>123750050
>Implying you've ever left Australia and know a damn thing about the world around you

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>>123750030
tell yourself whatever makes you feel better. if you want to believe you were cucked by krauts instead of self-cucked by anglos who were your own former colonists, that's cool. either way, the world is ours now and you're a cultural theme park

>>123750267
>There's no doubt that Britain could have handled the conflict better
The boer war was more of a learning experience. Back then we still used musket tactics. But thanks to the experience during that conflict our exped force tore arse in France until it went to trench warfare.

>>123748630
They always show Mel Gibson's The Patriot on BBC America. Maybe they have anglo-guilt over the whole thing? Shit, I'd be pissed if my son ran away from home after a fight between me and him and he went on to become the most successful person to ever live.

>>123750123
>revolutionary war
>irrelevant
everyone in the world watched that ass-beating with rapt attention, bong. we had french and russians supplying us because they both wanted to see us kick your asses. we did, and now you're a global joke

>>123750243
>thinking the war was about tax
>being this arrogantly uninformed.
>probably believes the American Civil War was about slaves.

We rag on about Burgers not knowing history outside of their own, but people here are almost as willingly thickheaded.

>>123750595
The war was irrelevant, you were nothing more than inbred grain famers back then.

>>123748630

We barely even talk about it, you're the ones that constantly talk about it religiously and we just kind of nod and smile. You really need to understand how minor an event it was on our history. It may have been a big thing for you, being the founding of your country, but for us it was just another war.

>>123749259

You know the Empire grew and last over 150 more years after you left right? Of course you don't know that.

>American education

>>123750243
it wasn't about the tax you fucking limey. it was taxation without representation, forced military quarter, massacring our people and over all tryannical bullshit. save yourself the embrassment and abandon thread because your royal army got BTFO by a bunch of farmers with muskets

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>>123748630
More butthurt about throwing tea into Boston harbour.
Fucking with our tea was a vicious move.

>>123750710
that just makes it even more embarrassing. you got your asses whooped by inbred grain farmers! lmfao

>>123750468
True, but it was also pretty much the high point for force projection (other than maybe the Opium Wars), and it exposed our weakness in dealing with native misbehaviour (which came back to haunt us in India and Kenya). The Boer War was pretty much the last time we really defended Empire.

>>123750816
tea is the primary dietary source of aluminum. no wonder your empire crumbled. you all have alzheimers

cocacola is the civilized man's caffeine drink

>>123750815
The Britbongs got BTFO by the French navy and taxes INCREASED following your successful peasant rebellion.

>>123750815
>royal army got BTFO by a bunch of farmers with muskets
you forgot the extra 99,000 French and Spanish troops added to your 40,000 farmers
;^)

>>123750848
See above. We got out arses very slowly whooped by two other major Empires.

>>123751015
whatever helps your pride limey. by the time they started helping us we were already beating your faces in. pathetic really.

Our uniforms looked sexier too, red faggots!

Foreign intervention, dude. The French threw their shit in and so did Spain. Not to mention that the Brits sent a few incompetent commanders.

>>123751103
>by the time they started helping us we were already beating your faces in
The only time you made gains was when they helped you and provided you with a navy double ours.

>>123750369
Your entire fucking country is a themepark. Burger. Your culture is consume consume consume, copying parts of other countries so you don't have to buy two tickets to sit your fat arses on the plane.
Britannia rules the waves. Britannia rules the world.

>>123751182
nope. just accept that you were defeated because america is the best god damn country and theface of the earth get fucked limey

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>>123751249
We got defeated by foreign intervention while giving baby 13 colonies a spanking.

Let's face it, the US should have remained a British colony.

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The loss of America isn't something we think about. We aren't even taught about it in school

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>>123751015
>european "empires"
>major
this is what empire looks like, kiddo

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>>123751319
>he said while paying the Hessians to fight for him

>>123751319
nah sorry. you were getting your ass kicked before we started getting help. the french intervention was just the cherry on top. keep posting meme lolis though you faggot piece of shit. just admit defeat your embarrassing yourself and your country. this is exactly why you lost the war. so damn cocky but in reality youre just cucks. our officers were actually known to fuck your officers wives while they were off fighting the war. britcucks

It's an important part of American history (the only thing worthy of note), not so much important to us, we have over 1000 years worth of history. A proxy war between Spain + France vs England is really nothing, considering we stole French money making islands, crushed the French empire (they went bankrupt and starved) and put an end to Napoleon later on.

But it's night time in America right now and they are drunk, hence these troll threads by them. They are pathetic and upset that some white kid got stabbed to death by a nigger, they are 56% white and antifa are running shit there now.

Shhhh America, it's sleep time now, no more tears.

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>>123750781
There are sill loads of little islands that are British.

https://www.gov.uk/types-of-british-nationality/british-overseas-territories-citizen
We even lend Diego Garcia to the Yanks. So they can torture muzzies.

hashahahaHAHAHAHHA

we don't even fucking learn about it

our history stretches over far more important points than MUHRICA

it's cute because America is such a new country they constantly think we care about it as much as they do. really fucking cute.

>>123751319
>would rather believe he got cucked by the french than accept that anglos living in the americas cucked him
disgusting

>defend colonies from the french in a prior war
>things get costly, demand some taxes for the defence of the colonies
>revolution

wooooooooooooooow

>Some people having an argument about barber prices
>things get rowdy between the customer and barber
>british redcoat steps in
>colonists goes apeshit
>Boston massacre

woooooooooooooow

>>123751549
>T.Buttblasted bong

>>123751549
1. bullshit yes you do
2.
>haha not even mad lol HAHAHAHA SEE HOW NOT MAD I AM

tea in sea you bucktoothed cunt

>>123751542
>lend
we use your shit when we want because you're our bitch

>>123751602
theres literally nothing to even be buttblasted over lmfao

you honestly just make this shit up and pretend we still care

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>>123750953
>cocacola is the civilized man's caffeine drink

Well played, anon. Gave me a giggle.

>>123748630
Yes they are. But if it wasn't for that, they'd be butthurt about something else so...

>>123750369
Dude England's GDP and territory was way, way larger in 1910 than it was in 1776. America didn't overtake England as the world's most powerful country until the 1930s.

>>123751653
>>123751602

lmao my dudes are you being satirical? should i show you a photo of my laughing face?

we genuinely don't care about the revolution and there's nothing you could say on an internet forum to change that

>>123750243
>Leaving out making the American colonies pay for the French and Indian War.

what a strange thread this is

nothing but americans screaming at us

>NO
>YOU DO FUCKING CARE
>BRITS BTFO HAHAHAHAH

lmao? something in the water this mornings lads?

>>123751751
keep pretending limey

>>123751653
No we really don't and anyone that picks up a history book and actually looks at the American revolution for what it was can see that America was in the wrong, that America is a pathetic shit hole filled with niggers and even had a nigger rule them for 8 years.

You are niggers.
>>123751667
>pls halp us in Vietnam i beg u pls!
lolnope.

>pls leave the falkland islands alone pls!
lolnope.

>pls bomb assad and help jihadists
lolnope.

You Amerifails are so delusional it's amazing, I bet you in about 4 hours time you're going to come onto /pol/ and create a thread asking why no one likes you and you'll start asking people to stop insulting America.

It's like clockwork, you're so pathetic.

ITT White Unity. There are bigger things to worry about, and you rejects are fighting over this shit. You're proving them right.

>>123751821
okay no but in all seriousness guys you are cool dudes over in the UK thanks for helping us kick the fucking shit out the germans. just dont forget whos top dog.

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>>123751667
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11030099/Diego-Garcia-The-facts-the-history-and-the-mystery.html

Your country pays top dollar for it.

>>123751319
>giving France credit for kicking your ass
Do you fucking Brits even have pride anymore?

>>123751746
t. benedict arnold

>>123751751
I wish these T_d cucks were better at bantz. It's embarrassing.

>>123748989
hmm

>>123751801
George Washington started it.
>>123751821
They are drunk and retarded, it's like a nigger converting to Islam, it does not mix well.

>>123751941
it's another d/c thread my man

>>123751897
>thinks our meme dollars are "top"
we pulled the same trick on the native americans. enjoy your wampum, faggot. thanks for the clay

>>123751904
Tbh no shame in pulling out of a costly war when the two biggest Empires bellow you start kicking your shins.

>>123749159
>Are you still butthurt about every single war after WW2?
We didn't win WW2. Jews won.
>We lost 2 out of 3 wars we fought against foreign countries yet we are taught about those

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Are Amerifats still butthurt about 1812?

thread is shit and you should all look at yourselves, brits included.

>>123752047
Your dollars might be memes but I get to exchange those meme dollars for your mothers cunt whenever I want.

u mad about that?

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>>123751897
That's a comfy image.

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>>123752164

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>>123752047
>meme dollars
Fucking hell. Here - have a £20 note for giving me a laugh.

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>>123752184
>Donald Trump and Kushner hand rubbing.JPG

>>123752185
my mother isn't in england. a bunch of muslims are though

u mad about THAT?

>>123752164
come call me an amerifat to my face and ill show you why the USMC devil dogs are feared around the world

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>>123752252
>Le Federal Reserve Act of 1913 face
>Le ADL formation act also of 1913 face

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>>123749736
> Doesn't mean we want to go back
I'd bring back the empire to its forget glory in a heartbeat if we could. Don't know why we gave it up tbqhwyd

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>>123752283
>He thinks I'm in England
Your mother is where I want her to be, in my bed with her legs spread wide open.

U mad?
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>>123752365

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>>123752438

>>123751892

Fake history. The allies helped the soviet union defeat the Germans.

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>>123752522
kek
>>123752486
What did American cuckoldry mean by this?

>>123752365
LMFAO where do you fags find this stuff? this is gold!

>>123752295
Godammit why do patriotard cuckservatives have to be so cringey. Literally "muh disrespecks" nigger-tier butthurt. Lurk moar

>>123752295
Hahaha haha! Soz! The British special forces the best in the fucking world. So much so, we train everyone elses special forces.

You're a bunch of clueless pricks who shoot more friendlies than enemies

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>>123752594
That your family, faggot?

>>123751492
>>he said while paying the Hessians to fight for him
iirc, the Hessians are more geared than the British. Heck, it was a German general by the name of Von Steuben that trained the continental army into something resembling an actual fighting force.

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>>123752247
I've got a lot of bong/yank images. But my favourite are the Gibraltar ones for taunting the Spanish.

They never fail to bite.

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>>123752604
Fags are gay, homo.

>>123748719
Yes

>>123752704
Feared.. Stupid autocorrect

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>>123752665
lel
>>123752704
Yeah that's why they all got slaughtered in their sleep.

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>>123752752

>>123751904

I think most brits have an inferiority complex when comes to UK vs France, I love it.

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>>123751492
>He said while getting 99,000 French and Spanish troops to fight for him compared to the 30,000 hessians

>>123752652
im not conservative faggot. come say that to my face and ill show you why devil dogs are feared

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>>123752848
Yeah, we have an inferior-ly small Muslim population compared to them.

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>>123752948

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>>123752821
Thanks, m8. Saved.

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>>123752653
too bad you arent one of them. and yeah SAS are bad ass mother fuckers. glad to have them on our side. but idk if they are the "best". the training is very close to navy seal training but seals have better tech.

England sucks at war they got their ass handed to them by militias multiple times throughout history. Robert the Bruce tore that ass up as well.

>>123752997
Damn Diana looks blazed af

dank space weed though

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>>123752164
1812 was a stalemate, faggot.

Burning down the White House and claiming to have won the war is akin to ramsacking your ex girlfriends house as shes getting railed elsewhere, and the neighbors saw you do the crime.

Low IQ criminal foresight.

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>>123752875
Don't give me that. You guys across the pond could have easily won before the French and Spanish got involved.

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>>123753171
America is worse.

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>>123752821
Give me a quick rundown on what this means.

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>>123753220
>1812 was a stalemate, faggot.
No what it was was a warning, back the fuck off Canada or you get your entire nation burned to the ground.

It was one task force sent after ripping Napoleon a new hole was done. One task force, marched through your country, into your capital and burned your iconic building down, along with a newspaper printers place, some library and some other things.

A warning that you were smart enough to fucking listen to, call it a stalemate all you want, you harassed the Canadians, you tried to steal their land and we told you to back the fuck off and you did as you were fucking told.

Don't try to dress it up any other way.
>>123753230
Both Spain and France were at the height of their empire at this time and after your hissy fit in America they both were beaten.

>>123753209
They got the cleavage right though

damn son, distracted me to no end

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>>123753247
Literally fucking airsofters. And they are wearing MARPAT, not ACUs/Multicam. Can't be any fucking dumber can you.

>>123753435
>Both Spain and France were at the height of their empire at this time and after your hissy fit in America they both were beaten.
What does that have to do with what I said?

>>123753166
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/the-biggest/top-10-most-dangerous-special-forces-around-the-world/

>>123753536
>American military
That is your military right there, be proud of them!

>>123748630

I am extremely upset.

>>123749259
>he doesn't know her majesty the queen still controls the US, and Trump is just another pawn

In honesty, not really.
I mean you needed the French to beat us afterall.

Probably have fewer nigs and spicks had we won.

We'd probably be like this had we won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du2mLuK9edk

>>123753563
linking some faggy article doesn mean shit in the real world. like i said i give SAS the advantage in training but only slightly because navy seal training is almost identical. seals have better tech tho

>>123753560
You said they both could have easily been beaten at the same time as quashing the American rebellion, no they couldn't have, they had more ships, more soldiers and they had you. 2 of any of those 3 being taken on at the same time is hard enough, 3 all together with the help of Sweden and Russia (they both put ship blockades on our trade routes, cutting off supplies and money) along with cowards in our government sympathising with the colonists?

Too much. One had to be cut off to deal with the bigger threats at that time. Spain and France were both the bigger threats, France having come up with a plan to invade England and even attempting it but ended up getting captured by Welsh women with pitchforks and surrendering, even though the French soldiers had guns.

How fucking pathetic is France? Fuck.

Battle of Fishguard remains one of the lulziest things in history.

>>123752906
Why does he look brown?

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>>123748630
Obvious bait thread is obvious

>>123748832
Yea that time when you lost the most valuable, livable, resourceful piece of land in the world to a militia and they turned it into the greatest empire in the history of the world. Just a minor footnote.

>>123753816
>You said they both could have easily been beaten
You dumbass, I said you could have easily beaten the colonists BEFORE the French and Spanish got involved. Specifically, I was referring to when General Howe had the Continental Army cornered in New York.

> getting captured by Welsh women with pitchforks and surrendering, even though the French soldiers had guns.
Jesus Christ.

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>>123753963
India?

Also an Irish American led the invasion force at Fishguard.

> Jemima Nicholas, is reported to have gone out single-handed with a pitchfork into the fields, rounded up twelve French soldiers and escorted them to town where she locked them inside St. Mary's church.

Top kek, within minutes our people grabbed weapons to fight off your failed invasion attempt. Fucking muh heritages are such trash.

>>123753770
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-105335/US-salutes-SAS-heroes.html

US had to ask SAS to do your own commandos job...

>>123754091
There was already a war going on in Europe, we were busy cleaning up the mess your precious George Cuntington created.

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>>123753146
If a Spanish person gets into a debate about Gibraltar, just ask them about Ceuta and Melilla.
I have no grudge against any nationality. But a bit of piss taking can be fun.

The Americans are particularly prone to gentle insults. It's only banter. But they seem to take things at face value.
It's admirable in a way, because in my experience, Americans are honest and hospitable.
I think British humour is self-deprecating, and sarcastic.

>>123754219
we got bin laden get BTFO pussy

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>>123754313
do u have the proofs?

>>123754313
Bin Laden was already dead you bellend

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>>123754254
You leave Georgie out of this. He was a good boy.

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>>123754415

>>123748630
I'm butthurt its portrayed as a rebellion against an oppressive regime rather than middle class tax dodgers wanting more status and and money.

>>123754393
>>123754395
keep grasping at air pretending youre still a super power. just sit down and let the big boys talk

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>>123754479
This is now a smug pepe thread.

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>>123754567

>>123754506
Dont forget they couldnt beat a bunch of farmers, natives, loyalists and poorly equiped british soldiers.
Then we burned the white house.

>>123748719
extremely

>>123754618
thats adorable. literally irrelevant

>>123754281
> I think British humour is self-deprecating, and sarcastic.
Yeah. Americans don't have the tools that a complex appreciation on language affords.
Sometimes i fell like a dirty secret that they try and shield the rest of the world from.

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>>123748630
No but France is. Because nobody fucking remembers that without France we would have lost.

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>>123754738
And yet you felt the need to respond.

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>>123754479
>I-I'll just start my own country

>>123754824
keep pretending. meanwhile we are ruling the world, doing what your pathetic country wishes it was doing, tried to do, and failed

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>>123754818
France lost in the end so it's worth it.

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>>123754870
>tfw mixed my images up

Brits didn't give a shit. They dedicated more ships to French raids on the Caribbean than they did to the American colonies.

You're literally worth less than sugar.

Just admit that you guys fucked up. We'd both be better off today if you hadn't rebelled. Instead both Britain and the US are a fucking state now.

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>>123754885
>We're ruling the world

>With ANTIFA, cuckold porn, pro Israel and anti European stances, the wave of nu age feminism, diabetes rates soaring, obesity and general cultural degeneracy

Yeah we failed to do what you've managed to do because it was never my country's intention to spread shit like that everywhere.

>>123754902

Same with everyone else who helped the revolutionaries, the Dutch included.

>>123754885
>>123754885
but USA is literally the most cucked, BLACKED and ((jew))'d nation on Earth.

You guys are the source of 99% of SJW bullshit. I wouldn't be so proud if I were you

You got in bed with with the fucking French, Spanish and Dutch to stab your dad in the back. Says more about you cunts than us I'd say...

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>>123754902
>tfw france was forced to sell more then half our nation to us for basically pennies

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>>123754313
HOOO AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
We done showed doze Muslins. YELL YEAH!

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>>123755271
>Englands face right now and back then when France begged England for foodstuffs because they were poor and starving

Was it worth it France? Really was it worth it? PRAISE KEK!

>>123755037
>cuckold porn, pro Israel and anti European stances, the wave of nu age feminism, diabetes rates soaring, obesity and general cultural degeneracy

All prevalent in Britain.

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>>123755563
Not for much longer.

>>123755163
>>123755037
remember that when we bomb the fuck out of you

Half of todays British schoolkids ancestors were cannibalising each other or shitting in the street thousand of miles away less than a century ago. Fair to say they are more butthurt about the Brits colonising them than Brits losing to Yanks.

>>123751439

>military bases are anything like an empire
>map isn't even authentic

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>>123748821
>>123748832
D E N I A L

great points everyone.

question for brits:

whats it like to live in a country where you never have an independence day celebration? most countries celebrate independence because they were a colony of one of the previous 4 super powers of france, england, portugal, or spain

what do you guys have that the whole nation celebrates and takes pride in? and dont say november 5th, because that was literally a day you lost a chance at independence and the aristocracy maintained control over you

>>123751230
damn straight. im off to go visit london bridge, later nerds

>>123752821
>A FUCKING ROCK

>>123755925
Queens Birthday

Non British will never know the connection to the motherland. I can travel across an entire world sit down in a pub and be chatting like one of the old boys. Anglopride world wide. Thank fuck for colonies I don't think I could handle letting Abo's or the French rule the place

>>123748719
Are you?

Reminder America 1 in 2 Ameritards are non-White.

>>123755925
m8 we have one now June 23rd! Brexit day

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>>123751667
>you're our bitch

British education on history is a total joke.

Their education on international history begins and ends at WW2, which they think they won. The empire just sort of happened and who knows how it ended.

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>>123755925
How is that independence working out for ya. Top kek go give your wife to Tyrone and your taxes to Israel you sack of shit.

>>123756667
We all are theirs desu, Americans just rank up a little further than the rest in the "filthy goyim scale"

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>>123754773
Well, I do like Americans in general. I have friends there and I've visited Montana and New York. Generalisations are always too basic. But contain a kernel of truth.
There is something about national character that is based on history, culture, food, climate and much more. It's ingraned in us.
We all have a nationality. Very few people are 'stateless'.

Some examples: Southern Mediterranean people stand closer when they speak. I found myself walking backwards as we have different 'body space'. I don't know the proper words for it. It's like a bubble that surrounds oneself.
Americans talk at a louder volume than Brits. Try it - talk to a Yank friend and hear it.
South Americans touch your shoulder and elbow when they talk.
Scandinavians stand yards away from each other at bus stops. I always get chatting to complete strangers when I wait for the bus. I like it that I can talk to people I don't know.
Our national differences make life interesting.

And then there is the rural/urban thing. City dwellers move too fast and my senses feel overloaded when I go to the city. Everyone is in a hurry.

>>123748630
I imagine if we where the same distance as France the war would have been different

fuck the queen, and your stupid monarchy you limy bastards kek

>>123750815
>limey
>posting on /pol/, probably white
>probably either British or German ancestry
>same genetics as limeys
Shut the fuck up.

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>>123757128

>>123748630
No, I've literally never heard anyone complain about desu.

>>123757128 see >>123757175.

>>123748630
No, nobody over here cares. We lost the colonies but we fought 3 major world powers at the same time and later on, went on to become the worlds only and most dominate superpower with an Empire that covered 25% of the Earths surface, the largest in Human history.

>>123748719
Of course we are. We hear about it almost every day from shitposters like you.

>>123757495
and now you don't even have control over a tiny island. History is funny.

>>123755717
You should probably deal with your nigger and antifa problem first.
>>123755925
I have a question for you..

What's it like to be 56% that had a nigger run his country for 8 years, has more black on white crimes than any nation on the planet and has his tax dollars stolen and funneled off to Israel?

>because that was literally a day you lost a chance at independence and the aristocracy maintained control over you
Are you fucking stupid? Wait don't answer that, I already know.

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>>123757573
At least I'm White.

>>123753435
>One task force
Three actually. One was defeated in Vermont, one landed near an undefended and unbuilt capital and acted like niggers before fleeing after their commander was killed, and one was utterly BTFO by based Andrew Jackson in New Orleans.

>b-b-b-but muh Napoleon
Ya'll didn't do shit in those wars besides win a few meme naval battles and take all the credit from Prussians, Austrians, or Russians..

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>>123750243
Fucking redcoat faggot, it was about the lack of colonial representation in parliament. Colonists paying for wars, conquests, and policies in which they had no say. So you can take your ahistorical retarded quip and shove it up your irrelevant island ass. France is our eternal ally.

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>>123757573
>and now you don't even have control over a tiny island

lol, go to bed.

>>123757501
>>123757573
>>123757643
>>123757698
>>123757723
>>123757752
>>123757826
STOP FIGHTING YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!
THE US IS OUR SON AND YOU WILL SHOW HIM RESPECT! AND AS FOR YOU, AMERICA! BEHAVE AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!

>>123757573
You're right history is a funny thing, we have it, history, culture national identity. My house is older than your country of immigrants.

>>123752369
For (((equality)))

>>123757128
show respect you fucking mongrel >>123749633
George should have let them govern themselves but still swear allegiance

>>123757698
I was talking about Hong Kong, what are you so touchy about mate. Also check your country's birth demographics.

>>123757874
>>123757879
>>123757896
>>123757921
I SWEAR TO GOD! PIPE DOWN! OR ELSE YOU'LL BOTH GET THE FUCKING BELT!

>>123757723
tl;dr
>ya'll dindu shit
We won, that's what we did. Of course you wouldn't know what victory is, seeing as you've never actually won a war.

American revolution? You didn't win that either, France did.

>>123757752
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger, you started the war with France.

You also ignored this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Proclamation_of_1763

You cost us so much fucking money and YOU DARE, you fucking dare sit there thinking you are in the right? You are not in the right, you are a cuck nation founded by a cuck (literally my wifes son) Washington who had wooden teeth, all because he wanted more slaves, more cuckery and more money.

Traitors you get no rights to speak ill of your superiors, you 56% white pieces of shit. It's a good thing you're dying rapidly, in under 100 years you've managed to cull half your white population down, you are doing our job for us.

Carry the fuck on you cucks.

>>123758044
SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARROGANT PIECE OF SHIT, STOP BEING SUCH A SMUG BASTARD!

>>123757921
Check yours. You're being outbred by non-whites.

>>123758110
PIPE THE FUCK DOWN!

>>123758101
SHUT YOUR CUNTING MOUTH OR I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE GASH AND CUM DOWN IT YOU ANNOYING CLIT FACED BASTARD. I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE AS WELL!

>>123756667

Being someone else's bitch doesn't mean we can't have bitches of our own

Our allies contribute so little to the collective defense that you've all become protectorates. We don't see you as equals, because you aren't. We wanted you to be equals but you chose to be free loaders instead

Any nation that has to depend on another to defend it is subordinate to said nation

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>>123752369

>>123748630
Nope

>>123758183
I SWEAR TO GOD! WIND YOUR NECK IN YOU SPOTTY LITTLE TOE-RAGGED CUNT! I'LL KICK YOUR TEETH INTO THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT AND RIP YOUR DICK OFF! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>123758195
>>123758227
THE LOT OF YOU!

>>123758110
Have been out bread by non whites, same as yours and probably most of Europe.

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>>123758227

>>123758284
SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE PRICK!

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Friendly reminder that the USA lost a war to a bunch of SJW gooks armed with pitchforks

>>123758308
>>123758330
DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND BASH YOUR FACE INTO THE KEYBOARD!

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>Britain never ran from a figh-

>>123750030
This

>>123758383
PIPE THE FUCK DOWN, OR I'LL KICK YOUR THROAT IN!

>>123758402
I'LL CHOP YOUR SCROTUM OFF!

These divide and conquer tactics. And I thought /pol/ doesn't fall for Jewish tricks.

>>123753702

>or that the queen presides in every single US court case through the means of her seals and the authority that is granted to the judge by way of English Common Law.

>or that Lincoln was killed because he tried to put an end to all this....

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>>123748630


All of these Jew Wars of the 20th century were to weaken us to the point that the shit-skin hordes could come pouring in and destroy us.

Total failure.

>>123758470
>>123758471
SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP, YOU FOOLISH LITTLE CHIMPS!

>>123758325
No wonder all your kids got taken away, you are a shitty abusive father.

>>123756690
This is completely true. I've learnt more about history by spending 2 hours on Wikipedia than I did my years of education.

The US will never know what it's like to be apart of the greatest family in the world.

>>123758546
I SWEAR TO GOD, DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOU LITTLE CUNT!

>>123758564
YOU TOO, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

>>123758571
DON'T TALK TO YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT, YOU RUDE LITTLE CUNT!

>>123758571
What are you talking about, we have NAFTA

>>123758685
STOP ITTTTTTT! NOW!

Imagine being an empire, and years after that being left with a small island.

>>123758710
GET OOOOUUUUTTT!

>>123758636
Did you grow up in an abusive household? You are safe now anon, come stay with me and get touched in the heart as well as the head.

>>123758503

Fuck off pay me.

>>123748630
The amount of posts in the thread shows that they are.

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>>123758636
listen here you cheeky little scallywag, im going to send America to go live with his Uncle Hans if he keeps talking claptrap to me

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>>123748719
REEEEEEE D.LET NOW

This is the thread where the willys go

WILLY <--- just about here
I
L
L
Y <---- and here

>>123748630
Its a footnote to the Napoleonic Wars.

The only wars British Society gives a fuck about are the World Wars, the Falklands and the battles of Agincourt and Hastings.

not even meming

>>123758828
DON'T MAKE ME WAAACK YOU!

>>123758829
YOU DON'T NEED ANYMORE BLOODY POCKET MONEY, GET A JOB!

>>123758854
BACK DOWN, YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH ME!

>>123758866
>>123758880
SHUT YOUR TRRRAAAAPPPSS!

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>>123749397
>>123750123
Itt: Buttblasted brits.

>>123748989
Ouch and at the same time this is a good point.

>>123758922
>>123758932
SHOW EACH OTHER MORE RESPECT, YOU'RE FAMILY!

>>123758636
But they betrayed you! We are still here defending your honour!

>>123758961
SILENCE!

>>123758994
YOU WILL SIT DOWN AND YOU WILL BE NIIIICEEEE TO YOUR SIBLINGS!

>>123758471
This.

>>123759037
GET OUT OF OUR FAMILY 'MEETING'!

>>123756690
Quite right too.

We do get to learn about the Romans and the Rennaisance but didn't hear much about Italy in recent times.

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>>123759126
>>123759128
GET OUT, THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER!

>>123757921
Actually we really miss British rule here

>>123759237
Come back when tensions aren't so high between us... thank you.

>>123758424
Go and chop your own scrotum off and relax in a corner somewhere without an Internet connection for a while.

>>123749118
Yeah no kidding, you and Canada are still living at home, of course you'd rather Britain still be your master. Your jealousy of the successful sibling is obvious- one of the most frequent stories ever told.

Is it still true that technically the queen could veto Canada's laws? Is that true in Australia?

>>123748989
>Gallipoli
>Flander's fields
Fuckin all we learn about are losses

>>123759128
Yea we lost the 100 years war and all.

Battle of Trafalgar is where it's at anyway.

>>123748630
only thing im butthurt about is that you let it turn into a fucking cesspit.

>>123759347
HOW DARE YOU! I'M TRYING TO KEEP FAMILY MEMERS IN LINE AND YOU, SIR, ARE NOT WELCOME!

>>123759365
>>123759378
>>123759379
LISTEN HERE BASTARDS, BE MORE RESPECTFUL!

>>123759035
FUCK YOU OLD MAN!!!! IT'S OUR TIME TO LEAD THE ANGLO'S!!!

>>123759128
And look at you now, about to elect Macron and submit even further to muslim and german cock being shoved in both your holes.

Have fun with that.

>>123759389
WE RESPECTFUL, OR I'LL PERSONALLY BOX YOUR EARS, MISTER!

>>123758195
You are why I get a hard on for every yank pissbag soldiers that dies in the a foreign war.

>>123759450
*WHACK!*
LITTLE BUGGER!

>>123759278
You do realise you managed to get wound up by American (sarcasm?)

Maybe they just discovered it.

What happened to good old British bantz?

>>123758745
Nah, I like you. You gave us this land. Out of all the places I've been, nothing is like Britian.

>>123759489
SHUT UP, BASTARD! SIT DOWN!

>>123759498
>>123759519
Leave now, I'm having to dish out minor punishments.

>>123748630

Gee I wonder....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IYvUQumZps

>>123759599
I SWEAR TO CHRIST, YOU USE A RESPECTFUL TONE, OR EEELSEEEE!

>>123755811

>military bases aren't an empire

We could take over the world in a day.

>>123759652
SUSH YOURSELF, BASTARD! YOU PLAY NICE WITH YOUR BROTHER!

>>123749378
Oh you mean the one where American and allies losses were 25,000 dead and British and allies losses were 12,000 dead? The one where we absolutely hammered the rebels but ultimately decided war was not profitable. The one where because the French and Spanish did all the important work for you and bankrupted themselves giving us free range over the seas. The same thing that lead us to build our Empire. The Empire grew to it's greatest point just after WW2.

Are Americans all this retarded?

>>123751897
re-colonise us pls
fuck being independent

>>123759704
BE RESPECTFUL TO YOUR FAMILY, OR I'LL GIVE YOU ONE HELL OF A WHACK!

>>123758564
same here as a dutchfag.

seems as if it has been decided that teaching national history is rayciss. only talked about ww2 in highschool

>>123759128
>100 years war

Dieu et mon droit

France is rightful English clay

All of it