HAPPENING

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KIM FIRED A BALLISTIC MISSLE

>North Korea TEST fires missile

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>>123246267
OH FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

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>>123246427
Here we go

>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>123246267
confirmed... just broke in on CNBC network broadcast

>not posting screenshot of the tweet.

Fucking shit

>TEST fires

if this post ends in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9, the missile will fail, and the US won't vaporize NK.

Digits comfirms thermonuclear war.

>Trump starts a war with North Korea
>They manage to hit a U.S. state with a nuke
>Their agents attack U.S. cities

How low does his approval rating go?

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>>123246267

DID THIS NIGGA JUST CROSS THE RED LINE?

>>123246857
Reroll

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big if true

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>>123246857
Nice try moroccofag

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I don't care I've been ready for death for about 25 years now

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>>123246267
ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!1

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>>123246267
>it failed

and retards on this board actually think they could nuke mainland US

have to go see what reddits opinion of this matter is brb

GO FAT KIM GO

>>123246267
>missile

If it's not nuclear it's alright, uh guys?

Digits=War begins

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>Yonhap reported that the test appears to have failed.

>>123246686
*soul kitchen starts playing loudly from inside a vietnam era helicopter*

>>123246267
fuck, I love Fridays - it's true the world is a stage

>test
He's done one of these every few days for like a year

https://www.rt.com/news/386519-philippines-earthquake-tsunami-warning/
IMPACT TRIGGERED QUAKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i have been so bored. thanks kim.

>>123247387
"Think of all the refugees! I'll have to share my wife with them as reparation payments for all of their oppression!"

>>123246267
No info in OP, shitty thread starters needs to die.

NUKE ON CALI WHEN?!
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

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>>123247520

>>123247323
>>123246456
have you dick ants been living under a rock, trump said he would take more action if he keeps firing missiles

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>>123246267
If I go to sleep now will I wake up dead?

>>123246932
Fucking up to 90%, dumbass. Just like with Bush on 9/11.

>>123247520
its been quaking here all day too
its Kim's quake machine

say goodbye to Cali gringos

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>>123246267
>TESTED
>MISSILE

fuck. ww3

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>>123246267
I have always thought that the most likely event to start a war with NK would be the us shooting down a NK missile over the sea of Japan

I think shooting down a missile would be enough of an excuse for the north to fire some missiles or artillery, then a war starts from there

I don't actually know though, is shooting down a rocket in international water considered an act of war?

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>>123247599
visual digit confirmation

real thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBRJVUsI48

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>>123247520
Fuck the earthquake jew

>>123247422
Who is this semen demon?

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>>123246267

Time to hide under the bed.

Good luck anons.

>>123247683
Don't do it my nigg get your gear ready for the looting stay awake you'll have a 6 hr headstart :)

>>123246857
>https://twitter.com/ CNBC/status/858065634231549952
my trips will end the world

>>123247626
i know that retard, the point of my post is that there are a few happeningfags on this board that thinks that they have an ICBM that is capable of reaching the US if we restarted the war with them

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/28/north-korea-test-fires-ballistic-missile-report.html

>North Korea test-fired a ballistic missile on Saturday in local time, Korean news service >Yonhap reported citing South Korea's military.

>Yonhap reported that the test appears to have failed.

MY
DIGITS
confirm west coast USA obliterated soon

>>123246267

trump >gooks

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>>123246857
You are like a little baby
Watch this

>>123247927
Reroll

>>123247939
They have subs though don't they?

>>123247126
Stop being selfish and bringing other people down with you. Kys

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This will surely be the one that starts it!

So any other news yet?

KIMMIE GONNA NEED SOME LOVE IN HELL WOOPEEEE TIME TO DIE CHINKY BITCH

It won't happen in Korea.

It'll happen in Syria this summer.

numbers for asian nuclear hoLOLcaust

>>123248033
NOICE!!!!!

>>123247783
>>123247520
The russians hacked the missiles to create an earthquake so america has to fight a war against NK and help those countries.
When the dept kills america russia will take europe

>>123248033
holy shit

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>>123247867

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>>123247788

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my body is ready

>>123248153
#RemoveRiceBowl can we make this a thing?

>>123248101
yes, but the chance of their outdated subs getting anywhere close within striking distance of hawaii or even mainland US is about 0

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>>123246267
GOOD LUCK KIM!

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>>123248033

>>123248182
>>123248219
Fortune favors the bold.

DIGITS CONFIRM FRIED RICE

ANOTHER FAILURE. MISSILE EXPLODED SECONDS AFTER LAUNCH.

>>123248247
Is that a famas?

F A I L E D
A
I
L
E
D

T E S T
E
S
T

N O T

H A P P E N I N G

>>123247940
>>Yonhap reported that the test appears to have failed.

so they didnt fire? wtf does fail even entail in this situation

>>123246686
The song is actually called Fortunate Son. A lot of people make this mistake

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My virgin butthole is ready for our dear yellow overlords.

>>123248322
That's the spirit.

>>123248359
No it's a SAR-21

>>123248392
That's the joke faggot.

>>123246267
>https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/858065634231549952

>the media is always lying
>CNBC is a trusth worthy source when i like what they have to say

yeah no ... nothing but US propaganda to stir up the public

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HAHAHAHAHA

DUMB BURGERS GETTING INTO A WAR FOR KYKES WITH THIS LOW LEVEL PHOTOSHOP SHIT.

You burgers really, seriously, are worst than Kykes. This is a serious insult, sorry but I have no other choice. You are one dumb, retarded, obese, cock-mutilated vassal state of Israel slave faggots. You all should be dead.

>UN Council meets today
>Everyone says "diplomacy MUST be pursued"
>Kim raughs and says "launch missire"
>US destroys missile like they've done with most recent tests with EW and/or lasers

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39750240

It's real, this is it

EXPLODED AFTER TAKEOFF LMAO

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>>123246267
Are you ready Kids?
Aye Aye Mister Goldstein
I CANT HEAR YOUU
Aye Aye Mister Goldstein
Ohhhh who gets dragged into another war by international kikery?

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>>123248360
>Tension Rising in the Korean peninsula
its worth a Happening imo

>>123248390
missile blows up right after launch, just like the last one they tested

probably some outdated shit missile test firing, nothing will happen.

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>>123248393
Its ready alright , but it isn't a fucking virgin lad

>>123248468
it's a meme you dip

>>123246267
Why are we afraid of these guys again?

>>123248567
>The ultimate deception

Was supposedly in the air for 15 min. Went abt 25 mi

LAST 2 DIGITS ARE PERCENT OF NORKO THAT GETS WIPED OUT BY NUKES OF FREEDOM

>>123248392
Bigot it might have been playing Dylan

>>123248610

why are their engineers so useless?

>test
>failed again

Wew its fucking nothing

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>>123248539
Fuck the gooks.
We're done playing nice.
It's time for imperium again.

>>123248536
Jeez cuckalinic calm your tits

>>123246267
If ID contains "NUKE" it's all gonna be over soon.

>>123248536
>Thinking that picture is supposed to be from THIS test
>Not realizing that's a picture of a previous "test" RELEASED BY THE NORTH KOREANS
You are proving why you are a third world shit hole no one takes seriously right this very moment Croatia.

>>123248536
Shut up water gypsy I need to hear if my draft number is called.

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>>123248515
>mfw no 10 hour loop of just first verse and chorus in existence

N. KOREA MISSILE LANDED IN SEA OF JAPAN

THREAD THEME HAS ENDED I NEED ANOTHER

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>>123246267
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os
Thread theme.

>>123249044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

>>123247014
I wanna roll too daddy

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>Be Kim Jong Un
>Hate Americans, hate Chinese, want to watch the world burn
>Have been attempting to destroy evil imperialists for several months now
>Finally, have fixed bugs in code which caused last missile to crash
>After much preparation, the assembly of a ceremonial "red button", and the gathering of all my generals, it is ready
>The LongDong IV, the missile to destroy Los Angeles
>Beautiful silver phallic symbol rises 50m into the air
>General Wee-Foo Kim Yung pours the champagne
>We will watch the West burn from our doomsday bunker
>Press the button
>Missile explodes
>MFW "Ballistic Missile Test"

>>123249044

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>123246267
>Trump war declaration speech
No one messes with United States am I right? We will dump on North Korea so bigly that even CHYNA will be impressed.

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listen and feel the tension lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFPaDZc5aAk

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>>123248033

>>123248781
Low budget

>>123249164
Thanks anon

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>>123246267
My body is ready

>>123248781
Imagine giving NASA 5,000 dollars to make an intercontinental ballistic missile

Holy shit...did the missile cause this.....

>BREAKING: Massive Riots Break Out Across Brazil. Fires Can Be Seen Burning In Rio De Janerio - ABC

>>123246267

THEY BACKED HIM INTO A CORNER NOW HES SUICIDALLY INSANE

>>123247599
Woah, a good song on /pol/

>>123248781
This: >>123249410

Also first world nation who hates your guts using electronic warfare and lasers to fuck your shit up...KEK.

>>123249358
NP teabruh.

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>>123246267

>>123249489
nah thats just a typical day in rio and brazil

>>123248536
>Be nork peasant
>haven't eaten in two weeks
>Go to "Supreme Leader Happy Funtime Park Experience That Brings Death to Imperialists" in hope of finding some bark to scavenge
>See fat man in designer coat hit a comically oversized red button in the middle of an avenue
>"Finary, I wirr lure the wold" he screams as he bites into an entire wheel of swiss cheese
>Die from starvation, get cremated by American nukes

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>>123246267
Fucking get it over with already

i want a war to die in

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>>123246267
>LAUNCH FAILED
LAUNCH FAILED
>LAUNCH FAILED
LAUNCH FAILED
>LAUNCH FAILED
LAUNCH FAILED
>LAUNCH FAILED
LAUNCH FAILED
>LAUNCH FAILED
LAUNCH FAILED
>LAUNCH FAILED
LAUNCH FAILED

BACK TO HAPPENINGCON 4

Barron cyber command must have intercepted their launch and hacked it to explode.

>>123248269
Implying there isn't a huge bunker invisible to USA satellite and has connection to nearest creek?

Containing a high end sub.

>>123249652
Nuke it Kim

Didn't Trump a few days ago threaten to attack DPRK if should they test another missile?

New thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhLJQqQ6qiA

>>123246932
They hit 90%, Remember Bush?

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>>123249044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZukj1-A_go
YA YA YA YA YA

>>123248684
Now,the question is who is going to keep the remaining 16% cutie?

WW3 in 1 hour , get ready faggots.

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>>123249164
I'm doing my part. Are you?

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>>123249703
Still, it's a ballistic rocket test. Kimmy has some balls. 2nd time in a month, he took a piss on Trump and his threats.

>>123247885
Why? You are literally on the other side of the Planet anon

>>123249666
top kek

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>>123246686

>>123249703
(((fake news)))

>>123249652
NUKE IT KIM

>>123248684
>84%
NOICE

>>123249769
Yes but the UN met today and everyone was adamant on a political/diplomatic solution, signalling to Kim that he could probably test a medium range missile, look tough to his people and get away with it.

Unfortunately to him the US is now going to end every single missile test he tries to undertake in failure either on the launch pad or mid-flight.

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>>123249773
This is gay as fuck

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>>123246267
Why does it look like it is large model rocket being fired from a back yard?

>>123246267
America won't budge watch them turn a blind eye.

>>123249920
Better not be that soon, im drunk

>>123249986
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/04/28/north-korea-test-fires-ballistic-missile.html

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>>123249919
pls summon kali to kill everything pls
we need this happening
everyone must summon their respective gods of destruction.
We can do this together anons.

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>>123246267
BRING THE BLOOD

>>123250150
Ask NK, it's an old image of a "test" that their propaganda wing released.

>>123249849
Bush is slightly different, since we were attacked first and no declaration of war was made beforehand. In that spics hypothetical, war is evidently already declared, in which case the trend is a negative one for every murrican fatality.

Basically that shit aint happening unless Nork attacks us first.

>>123249721

Norks don't have any silent runners, just antiquated Diesel engines that we can hear from 2,000 miles away.

Leave it to a poo in the loo to think you can float a nuclear submarine down a creek.

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>>123250150
Because theyre fucking amateurs their artillery is a joke

If trump does nothing about this he will be seen as a pussy

>>123246267
Why have I gotten so bitter that the only thing that can get me excited any more is war and the sight of suffering?

NK will cease to exist tomorrow.

>>123250241
Actually Vishnu is more apt in this scenario,Oppenheimer quoted him after a Nuke test.

Praise Vishnu,the light,the savior who will guide us into another era,digits for confirmation.

What if they've launched the nukes already but haven't broke it to the public?

>>123246686
George is getting upset

>>123246267
>https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/858065634231549952

INDIA WILL LAUNCH NUKES FROM SCATSAT-1 DIGITS CONFIRM

>>123250504
You and me both, brother....

>>123250665
What kind of interaction do you think Vishnu and Kek have, Pajeet? Are they amicable?
Why is Jyotish so fucking convoluted?

>>123250504
wait.
is that somehow abnormal?

>>123250665
Close but no designate

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>>123250559
Los Angeles will cease to exist tomorrow

>>123250465
No he won't. The nuke test is the real red line. So is ICBM testing. Them testing medium range turd missiles makes sense after the UN Council meeting today.

Trump will be seen as patient, diplomatic and willing to work with the international community at their request.

As a matter of fact, one of the few nations who straight up has our back for a full on military strike was the UK. Your representative went total bro mode and we appreciate that shit.

That being said, EVERYONE (including China and Russia) agreed, in no uncertain terms, that the NK nuclear program MUST CEASE TO EXIST.

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>>123250209
Well that'll teach you

A war with North Korea would be good

>>123250313
I am talking about a hidden underground water channel broad enough for submarines to pass,heck they can make it near ocean bed,cover the outlet with bush camouflage.

They can if they get good,like we did with Pokhran,you guys didn't even had a clue about it.

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MULTIPLE SKYKINGS

WHATS JALAPENO

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KEK please NOOO!!!
I havnt had a good gay sex yet.

ww3 tomorrow, lets just hope for it

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>>123250895

>>123250915
In this degenerate world chaos is the only alternative.

>>123251039
Trump will chicken out. He's Obama 2.0.

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>>123250854
Senpai noticed me

>>123251012
Don't worry , hell sounds like it's going to be filled with faggots.

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nothings happening go on with your lives

>>123250764
>scatsat
>it's fucking real
>orbital shitting bombardments

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>>123248033

Good

Keep the digits flowing for WW3

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>>123251194
>sleepy.jpg

>>123250854
From now until the end brother we got you

>>123251194
>go on with your lives
fuck you

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>>123251248
A FUCKING TREE

>>123251248
>>123251333
Be careful what you wish for!

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Strap in, boys!

IT MUST HAPPEN ANYWAYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY&list=PL9e962yZufflxif_0EQt6ICGb4LQfJtHm&index=11

>>123251232

luckily i didn't get digits, we're safe for now.

GET ON SKYKING THERES ACTIVITY

>>123251476
send link

A lot of activity on 8992 right now , test counts and a bunch of random french code words.

>>123251333
shit.

>>123251248
yeah keep it up for another year! hasn't worked yet but SURELY IT WILL SOON


fucking WW3 fags need to kill themselves

>>123251537
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8902/
It's silent now but turn on squelch

>>123246456
Ooh look at this badass

>>123251625
>It's 8992 USB, you moog.

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SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

dirty bomb NY subway

>>123251625
>>123251779
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?tune=8992usb

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Rolling for glassing of West Coast

>>123248033

You're doing /kek/ work.

>>123251170
It was more like Senpai noticed us. He may have had issues as an abusive father in the past, but it still feels good when Dad backs you up 100%.

>>123251318
We ride together, we die together, anglo bros for life. I didn't catch Australia if their rep made any comments, but I can imagine it would be something along the lines of "blah blah blah glassing the gook cunts blah blah straya, cunt."

>>123251779
Whoops, I was listening to the right one but I put down the wrong url

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>>123251801

>>123251859
Babby tier. If you want to roll, you roll for glassing the entirety of NK and creating a giant amusement park that Chinese and ROK citizens can socialize together at.

Rolling for glassing israel.

>>123251808
yes please

idk guys, this is starting to not look so good.

>>123246267

Nuclear war is in our future. Repent now for christ or be damned to hell for an eternity.

>>123251821
its silent for me , is it normal?

rolling for north korea failed the missile test

>>123248603

THE U-S-A
A BUNCH OF ISRAELI LAPDOGS ARE WE
THE U-S-A
IF NUCLEAR CHAOS IS SOMETHING YOU WISH
THE U-S-A
THEN GO DIE FOR US GOY, DON'T DARE RESIST
THE U-S-A
READY?
THE U-S-A
THE U-S-A
THE U-S-A
UNI-TED STATES
HAR HAR, HAR
*fiddling on the roof*

>>123252162
I think everyone is just a little sleepy and could use a nap. Come one everyone, break out your nap mats and catch some zzz's.

Rolling for North Korea to nuke one of their own cities to intimidate the globalists

>>123252090
Re-roll

>>123251177
>hell
>2017

>>123246267
i thought plan was they nuke themselves, are candians invovled i don't know what is going on anymore.

>>123252090
OY VEY
DID YOU SEE THAT THE PALESTINIANS ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH NK WE MUST TAKE THEM OUT

>>123248781

They never say much of the intents of these tests.

It could be they are testing missiles after a quick fueling, to see if they are able to move and fuel their missiles quickly. But who knows.

Maybe missiling is just hard.

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>>123252017
Fine, rolling for 3 goose steppin Nork waifus for each of us!

The first sign of a happening would be the evacuation of Seoul. If that doesn't happen then it's not happening.

Now check out this digits.

>>123252444
FUCK YES!

>>123252444
Thanks senpai

If USA were to go to war with NK, how long would it be until they took Pyongyang? Realistically speaking, no "America fuck yeah" swinging bollocks bravado shite.

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>NK thread
Not happening. Pls ban these threads.

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>>123246857
Let me show you how it's done, pussies

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>WWIII by 2018

>>123252304
Reroll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOJQWkmnBN8


Thread theme.

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>>123252444
Atta boy!

>>123252444
Confirmed we each get 3 norm qt's waifus

>>123252521
Heavy Object is shit and so is your taste.

>>123252444
Do you think North Korean women shave their cunts?

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>>123248887

Pretty close. As close, but not quite, as your quads.

>>123252300
comfy nap mat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMXNPGxX4Uw

so comfy.

Digits decide if the us gets nuked

>>123248033
nice work. where did you find pic related?

if numbers trump starts WW3

>>123252521
I know, it's (not) been happening around this time of the year for the last 5 years or so.

One can still hope, though, right?

Are they that shit at making missiles or did we stuxnet their missile program or are we frying them with electronic warfare aircraft?

>>123252721
Repeating numerical symbols and Canada gets obliterated.

>>123249667
What do Austrians get together to do?

>>123248781
What do the engineers think happens if they succeed?

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>>123252623
You think I know the sause for that image fggt? I just thought the expression matched my reaction to a fkn nk thread

>>123252444
Praise be!!

>>123252799
All 3 tbhfam. Their missile tech is shit. We definitely fuck with them on the electronic warfare front and we definitely are able to fuck with them with lasers.

Lately I lean more towards the US fucking with them and ruining tests than all of these failures.

>>123252799
A little of the first, none of the second and some of the third.

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this is like the 15th happening in April so far. Can this actually be WW3 this time please? I'd really like to get this over with so we can move on. I got shit to do.

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INVADE NOW

NEOCONSERVATISM IS BEST CONSERVATISM

>>123246267
>livestream fox 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4pex59T-0s

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>>123251801

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>>123253194

GAY

>>123253092
I want to LARP as a warlord in a post nuclear holocaust it needs to hurry the fuck up

Apparently it hit the Sea of Japan after being launched, it didn't explode on the pad.

>>123253194
holy shit, that guy is an even worse speaker/reader than sean spicer

>>123247812
With a civilized nation, yes.

In this case NK would probably consider it an act of war, while we would consider it dicking around.

>>123253473
This

>>123251582
You.. do know this is partially real, right? We are living in weird times, war is right around the corner.

>>123253458
its always japan that gets nuked haha

>>123252890

probably something less painful than if they fail
>being a rocket surgeon in NK

>>123253033
>Nork engineers aren't working their asses off for a success

I tend to agree anon

South Korea has 500k military. I think we're safe from conscription.

>>123252444
yeah

>>123253617
Thankfully Germany has lots of new rocket scientists so they can respond if needed

>>123253603
Lol rip NK WW3 now

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>>123252444

>>123253194
Excellent. If they replay the whole thing the UK representative will be talking soon if not next. Total bro.

Based Kim helping Donnie sell that missile defense system. How bout it Japan? You want to drop $1bn too?

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>>123252444
Finally

>N. Korea fails in missile test: S. Korean military
Nothing burger

US will engage with military force in North Korea this year.

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>>123249951
Agreed

What Kim is doing it essentially...

>kid tells whole classroom he is going to kill them with rocks as soon as he can throw a big one accurately enough
>everyone tells him "you hit me with one rock, I'm going to come over there with a metal bat and break your skull."
>kid can be seen practicing throwing rocks
>class valedictorian walks over to the kid and says "look man, cut it out. I'm going to protect Stacy with my life of it comes down to it, and I'm a big guy (for you). How about you put down the rocks, and pick up a shovel, your family needs you to start farming crops for the long winter to come."
>kid tells Chad to fuck off, continues to practice throwing rocks

Can't let him practice throwing rocks man. He's gonna hurt someone, then we are gonna have to put him down.

>>123254070
source?

>>123253696
Best Korea has 9,5 million soldiers ready to rush worst korea.

Its the biggest army on the world.

>>123246857
ww3 now

>>123246267
digits confirm nuke inbound

>>123254039
What is it like being Yurop North Korea?

>>123246267
New moon tomorrow.

>>123252444
ayyyyyyy lmao

IT WAS A FUCKING ICBM

IT STILL FAILED BUT STILL

WE'RE IN A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME NOW

lISTEN TO THIS AND THIS AT THE SAME TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6149h9zBYc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPqgEZzSPxA

>>123250764
>scatsat
They've been strategically *not* pooing in loo this entire time!

>>123254362
How do you know?

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>>123253977
Gary Busey fucking approved! 3 tripgookfus for every man!

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>>123254114
fuck you
NUKE BURGERLAND™
SALAD WAR NOW

"In a nation whose entire GDP is 25 billion dollars and whose people have been reduced to eating leaves and the bark from trees. The Pyongyang regime has pursued nuclear weapons and the missiles to convey them."

"The United Kingdom believes it is vital that his council stand ready to take decisive action..."

Hahaha UK rep so savage.

for real though , wtf is he doing?
I know we all like to meme about "best korea" and such , but what is his plan here?
Is he just bluffing?
because if he is just bluffing he's taking it way further than I would've thought.
Does he have some secret weapon?
What's going on here?

Oh, great. Kim is playing with his penissubstitutes again.

>>123254362
They're saying it was medium range

>>123252912
And you managed to pick now a reaction from an even shittier series, FROM THE SAME AUTHOR.

Just a coincidence, I am right? Go back to your containment thread raildex dron, the adults are talking here.

Waiting for false flag

>>123246932
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/04/27/fox-news-poll-53-percent-favor-military-action-to-stop-north-korea-nukes-program.html

It'd spike.

>>123254430
It was the KN-17 model, never tested before

Flew for 15 minutes in total, but it's a huge step for the DPRK regime

>>123254490
>I'm worth 18% of North Korea's GDP

Checkmate atheists

>>123254504
I mean it's not that hard to figure out. You have 50+ years of America / West bullying small countries, interfering in elections, assassinating leaders, or bombing the fuck out of them and the only thing that gets them to buzz the fuck off is the threat of nukes.

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>>123253156
They will never know the glory of dying for a fully Americanized world. When the dust clears from this war, we will all peacefully buy and sell things, as democratic capitalism engulfs the planet. Striking North Korea is the final step to the Eternal Freedom. China sharing a border with a Western ally will be the nail in the coffin for Communism.

Hail the Free Market. Hail American Liberalism.

>>123253194
We interupt this WW3 broadcast to bring you live footage from.........a fucking house fire.

false flag this weekend

>>123246267
Exploded on launch. Again
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/28/north-korea-test-fires-ballistic-missile-report.html

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>>123252516
depends on if they get the full dick or if they only get the tip. full out military action by all branches of the US would take NORK in a week. problem is south korea would sustain heavy casualties. if they only get the tip then we are in for an iraq 2 electric boogaloo

>>123254169
5th biggest army actually, with US in 1st place by far

>>123254739
You're worth 4.5b USD? Gib plz.

>>123246267
>SK livestreams
they look chill

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/liveseoul24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21H-_kz3cF0

>>123252521
That was the case under Obama. Trump has proven he doesn't give a fuck and has already laid his line. I'm against interventionism, but I'm more against America looking weak. Trump will destroy the Norks.

>>123253194
wow who cares about structure fire

>>123254169
"Best" Korea inflates that number with their entire fighting age populace. They don't have the equipment, weapons and logistics to supply and mobilize anywhere near that number.

>>123255000
DIGITS CONFIRM

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Made this gents

Enjoy

http://www.captiongenerator.com/479142/Two-men-discuss-North-Korea

TURN ON NKTV

may 4th, just so that day wont be a retarded star wars shit, check the digits

>>123254983
More, as I mistakenly thought that figure to be in £.

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>>123246267


Trump won't do shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI2_2a1bbc

a lot of activity on 8992 , not much talking though.